IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 29, 2016
Galen Center, Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA
[The show was ready to be underway as the fans of the IXWA were on their feet as "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage hit the PA system as an unfamiliar superstar came out from behind the curtain... He made his way to and in to the ring before grabbing a mic and sitting indian-style in the middle of the ring... Dylan waited for the music to stop as the sound of silence could be heard for the new superstar as he slowly began to speak...]
Dylan Black: Let me start of by saying that IXWA will never - be the same again...
[Dylan paused as the fans gave a slight cheer as Dylan moved the mic back up to his face...]
Dylan Black: The start of a new revolution begins now and IXWA will be the standing ground of it... Everyone in the back and everyone around the world will never watch wrestling the same again... I am here to make wrestling relevant... I am here to make things better and I am sure as hell going to make this place watchable... IXWA has signed "The Reject"... Sure you can make fun of me for saying that but I am not here to sugar-coat things, I am not here to put a ribbon on what I am... I have been a reject all of my life... I wasn't picked first for sports, I wasn't picked first for life... Hell - I wasn't picked first for anything but let me tell you this... This reject has a fire in his belly and it is a fire that does not go out... I am not here to be picked, I am here to take what is mine and I am here to show everyone that yeah, even though I am a reject, this reject will stand on the highest level in IXWA... I am here to be champion... I am here to make history... I am a rebel that is a symbol for people all over the world for people just like me that just because we get put a tag on us, we will wear that tag and we will shove your opinion down your [CENSORED]ing throats! We will show that even rejects can prosper as champions... I am a champion waiting to be crowned...
[Dylan pauses as he gets a huge pop from the crowd as he nods his head and begins to speak again...]
Dylan Black: IXWA... April, 29th 2016 is the day this company changed forever... My name is Dylan Black... I'm here and I'm here to fight...
[Dylan drops the mic and walks out of the ring as the crowd cheers for him... However - he only gets as far as the ringside area...]
Cue: "Can't Get The Best of Me" by Cypress Hill
[IXWA CEO Neil Bonser walks out onto the entrance ramp holding a microphone in his hand ad a piece of paper in the other...]
Bonser: OK... Great speech man... But just wait right there...
[Black looks somewhat confused...]
Bonser: About a half an hour ago I got an e-mail... An e-mail not a phone call or anything – but an e-mail... The e-mail told me that due to proceedings over in GEW, Mr... Ric Beauty was calling it a day and retiring and wouldn’t be here tonight to honour his booking as part of the main event to crown a new Television champion...
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bonser: So that leaves me with a bit of a problem... Mike Jamison is ready to go... The IXWA Television Championship is ready to be won by someone... So – here we go, Dylan Black... Admittedly you weren’t the first choice – but it sounds like you are used to that... However, you are the CURRENT choice... Tonight – YOU are going one on one with Mike Jamison for the Television Championship!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!
[With that Bonser makes his way backstage as the camera shows Black standing in the middle of the ring with a bemused look on his face...]
TM: Oh good grief... That’s huge! He’s not prepared though...
JT: And Jamison is? He’s been getting ready for Ric Beauty!
TM: Let’s get this show underway...
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: We’ve not even got started tonight and we’ve already had a change to tonight’s scheduled main event...
JT: True story there... Ric Beauty has pulled of tonight’s match for the vacant IXWA Television Championship; so IXWA CEO Neil Bonser has put newcomer Dylan Black in his place!
TM: Before that took place though – we had a warm up match for the crowd here tonight where Aqua Vega defeated Sky Heart... Backstage though – we have Roman Anderson waiting to give his thoughts on the past few weeks...
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Backstage:
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[Backstage, standing in front of the IXWA banner is MISTER MAIN EVENT, and he doesn't look happy... But does he ever really look happy?]
ROMAN ANDERSON: So in the past few weeks I have defeated The Outlaw Morris Bass in GEW...
And... Sadistic Insanity Damian Payne here in the IXWA!
Two of the most feared men in this business, all time greats... I mean these are both Hall Of Fame guys, but I have wins over both...
So tonight, am I competing for a title?
No...
Am I in The Main Event?
No...
Why not?
[Roman shakes his head...]
I should be winning back my title from Charlie Kline... I should be in the main event...
I AM THE MAIN EVENT!
[Roman bits his bottom lip before continuing...]
Give me what I deserve... Give me the main event!
Don Cleveland is going to find out just how unprepared he is for the Main Event!
Tonight Cleveland finds out he has a lot of work to do!
I am THE MAIN EVENT of IXWA!
And it is time to put me in a match that I deserve, and it is time to get gold back on my waist!
[Roman walks off...]
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Ringside:
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TM: OK – so we’re back and it’s time for our opening match... Roma Anderson wants to get back into the swing of things here in the IXWA and he’s looking to do that against the massive Don Cleveland...
JT: Should be a great match... Over to you Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Appetite for Destruction" by NWA
["The Black Plague" Don Cleveland walks out from the locker room area and stops...]
SJD: Hailing from East Oakland, California and weighing in at 310 pounds... He is "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
SJD: His opponent...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
"The Black Plague" Don Cleveland
Vs
"Mr... Main Event" Roman Anderson
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Roman Anderson hits a springboard armdrag on Don Cleveland...
Roman Anderson is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson hits Don Cleveland with a dropsault...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Roman Anderson covers Don Cleveland...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Roman Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
TM: Well – I’ve seen some fast matches in my time but that has to be a record here in the IXWA...
JT: Anderson was out to prove a point here tonight... And he did just that by making very short work of Don Cleveland...
TM: Consider that Anderson’s next step on the way back up the ladder here in the IXWA...
SJD: The winner of the match – Roman Anderson!
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Winner: Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:00:30
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens up to Kelly Kloss in the women's dressing room; She's wearing her silver and green gear and she's seen sitting on the bench adjusting her kickpads... She looks up with an uncharacteristic look upon her usually happy go lucky face... She pushes her blonde curls out of the way and speaks...]
Kelly Kloss: IXWA... Friday Night Beatdown... My home... I have been lucky the last time I was here with Lady Fantasy against the Hendrix sisters... Now I meet her face to face for the right to face the Bad Ass Babe champion...
[She pauses and contemplates deep thought...]
Kelly Kloss: Lady Fantasy - we had a good partnership but now you're in the way of something I really, really want badly and that's the right to become Bad Ass Babe Champion... I like you... You're a good athlete but I won't let it get in the way of doing what it is I do best now and that's winning... You and I will leave these IXWA fans marvelled by our excellence and finesse and daring but at the end of the night... You know and I know I will be winning the match and looking as fantastic as I often look... You see I'm a war machine and 2016 is my year to conquer the IXWA and every woman in it... Even if it’s my own friends like Aqua Vega... Lady Fantasy you could very well win but know that I will take so much from you in the process...
[Kelly sighs deeply and looks to her right side and then to the camera...]
Kelly Kloss: I came so close last time to the Bad Ass Babe championship... Came so close to bringing home yet even more gold to my humble hamlet of Port Issac... The Village... I am a hero of sorts and the only hero they have to believe in and as much you should fear me tonight... My "curls of doom" know no weakness... I'm Kelly Kloss and I am proud to be in the IXWA to give my all to be all I can become... Lady Fantasy... You'll be in for a very, very severe case of
Klosstrophobia!
[Kelly gets off the bench and flexes her biceps as we slowly fade...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Time for our next match which will see a #1 contender crowned for Alice Harris’ IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: Should be an interesting match because I know that both of these ladies will do whatever it takes to win... Something has to give though... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!!
["Shut Up" By Simple Plan plays as Kelly Kloss emerges from the backstage area and poses by spreading her arms wide and showing off on the stage and then going down the ramp and flexing her arms before ignoring the fans and briskly walking to the ring and leaping to the apron and entering the ring... And taking time to show off a little more before walking to her corner...]
SJD: And her opponent... From Llangwnadl, Wales, UK weighing in at 108 pounds... Here is Kelly Kloss!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
Bad Ass Babe #1 Contender match:
Lady Fantasy Vs Kelly Kloss
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy kicks Kelly Kloss...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy nails Kelly Kloss with a fireman's carry takedown...
Lady Fantasy executes a drop toe hold on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy nails Kelly Kloss with a powerbomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy executes a fisherman suplex on Kelly Kloss...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss catches Lady Fantasy in Rolling Legbar...
Lady Fantasy is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lady Fantasy reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss goes for a missile dropkick, but Lady Fantasy side-steps and
Kelly Kloss crashes to the canvas...
Lady Fantasy hits a backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a backbreaker...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a side suplex...
Kelly Kloss whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Kelly Kloss goes for a jumping DDT, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy goes for a back suplex, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a facerake...
Kelly Kloss takes Lady Fantasy down with a jumping DDT...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kelly Kloss...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy goes for a DDT, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kelly Kloss...
Kelly Kloss uses a powerbomb into a bridge on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss attempts to place Lady Fantasy on the turnbuckle, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a shoulderblock...
Lady Fantasy goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss goes for Rolling Legbar, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a German suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Lady Fantasy executes a leg lariat on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy goes for a flapjack, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a double-axhandle to the back...
Kelly Kloss goes for an octopus hold, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a sitdown faceslam...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy executes a clothesline on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss uses a powerbomb into a bridge on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss sends Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a shoulderblock...
Kelly Kloss locks Lady Fantasy in Rolling Legbar...
Dana Riggelman checks Lady Fantasy's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it stays up!
Lady Fantasy fights her way out of the hold after 16 seconds...
Lady Fantasy executes a sitdown faceslam on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy catches Kelly Kloss in a sleeperhold...
Kelly Kloss gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Lady Fantasy goes for a side suplex, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss goes for a superkick, but Lady Fantasy ducks out of the way...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy goes for a dropkick, but Kelly Kloss side-steps and Lady Fantasy crashes to the canvas...
Kelly Kloss throws Lady Fantasy out of the ring...
Kelly Kloss rolls out under the bottom rope...
Kelly Kloss goes for a jumping DDT, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a small package...
Lady Fantasy climbs back into the ring...
Kelly Kloss rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Lady Fantasy goes for a flapjack, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a kneelift...
Kelly Kloss nails Lady Fantasy with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss takes Lady Fantasy down with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss uses a missile dropkick on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss executes the Klosstraphobia on Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy breaks the hold after 8 seconds...
Lady Fantasy executes an atomic drop on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss nails Lady Fantasy with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss goes for a powerbomb into a bridge, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Kelly Kloss executes a powerbomb into a bridge on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss executes a powerbomb into a bridge on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss sends Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy charges into the corner...
Lady Fantasy nails Kelly Kloss with a snap suplex...
The cheers for Lady Fantasy are drowning out the boos...
Lady Fantasy gets a bodyscissors submission on Kelly Kloss...
Kelly Kloss is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kelly Kloss is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Kelly Kloss is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lady Fantasy lets go after 12 seconds...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a double leg takedown...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with an elbow...
Lady Fantasy uses a flying dropkick on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Lady Fantasy misses with a shoulderblock...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss attempts to place Lady Fantasy on the turnbuckle, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Kelly Kloss goes for a backbreaker, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a facerake...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy uses a fireman's carry takedown on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Lady Fantasy falls out of the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Lady Fantasy reenters the ring...
Kelly Kloss puts Lady Fantasy in an octopus hold...
Lady Fantasy grabs the ropes after 11 seconds...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy nails Kelly Kloss with a clothesline...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy goes for a sleeperhold, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a jumping DDT...
The crowd is wildly cheering Kelly Kloss with only a few scattered boos audible...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Kelly Kloss goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a DDT...
Lady Fantasy goes for a front facelock, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a backdrop...
Kelly Kloss is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Kelly Kloss doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting...
TM: Kloss proving that she wanted the victory just a little bit more than Lady Fantasy did...
JT: Indeed... And now Kloss will face Alice Harris on May 13 for the Bad Ass Babe Championship...
SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender to the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship --- Kelly Kloooooooooooooosssssssssss!
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Winner: Kelly Kloss
Time of match: 0:10:25
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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EARLIER TODAY:
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[Scene opens on a Tarmac of an airport... A small white private jet’s engine whines and howls... It wants to take off, it wants to fly... A Flight attendant stands by a set of steel stairs leading to an open side door of the plan and light from it splits the darkness, providing ample illumination of the stairway... The camera pulls back and a Black, Lincoln Towncar is seen pulling in... The driver parks the car and opens the back driver side down door... “Golden Goddess” Gina Gordon steps out... She is in a long, form fitting, black gown that accentuates her curves nicely... She has a worried look on her face though as she bites her lower lip and starts to walk to the passenger side back door... That door opens and IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline steps out... He is in a Navy Business suit with matching tie... The Extreme Warrior belt is slung over his left shoulder and as he rises from the vehicle, he secures it with his right hand and steps out... Gordon rushes over to him and hugs him... She looks deep into his eyes and then passionately kisses him…]
GG: Babe, I am worried about tonight... I don’t trust those guys you are partnering with…
CK: [Smirks] Is it their name or the fact that I basically put the whole Tag Division on notice last week?
GG: [Smiles and laughs] Both I guess... It’s bad enough when you’re in there with one or two guys who don’t like you... Honestly it could be as many as 5 that are in there wanting to hurt you tonight...
CK: It’s a by-product of being the best Babe...
GG: [Sighs] I know... It’s just… after a long year of trying you finally made it! You have everything you ever wanted... Me, the Title, IXWA having a full time Champion it deserves... I just don’t see why you need to risk it all against these kinds of odds tonight hun...
[Gordon buries her face into his chest... He lifts her chin up and kisses her]
CK: Babe, just getting there isn’t enough... It’s about so much more...
GG: Like what?
CK: [Smiling] It’s about proving to everyone that I am the ABSOLUTE BEST this fed has to offer... It’s about all those idiots who boo me and chastise me, recognizing through it all they respect the Hell out of me, despite what they yell... It’s about establishing my name as the synonym for being the best... It’s about legacy hun... If that means I need to stand alone in a ring with five guys trying to send a message at my expense, so be it... Only thing is they had better KNOW, that I plan on sending a message tonight too... That message is I am a worthy Champion... I am not afraid... That it doesn’t matter how many men come out of the woodwork and try to take this belt, it all will wind up the same for them... Defeat, Humiliation and Pain... No matter the odds or tactics, I will beat them all... I am the BEST IXWA has to offer...
GG: [Staring at her man with pride] Thank you Charlie and you won’t be alone... You will have me watching your back...
CK: Maybe I should take you as my tag partner to go for IXWA Tag Team Belts...
[The two laugh and go arm in arm as they walk towards the plane and we fade to black...]
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Backstage:
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Can you really believe that big man?
[A rather large voice is heard echoing throughout the locker room... But from what we can tell we don't see anybody anywhere...]
Damn it all...
[We once again hear that loud voice but we still don't see anything... We are starting to get a little jumpy... You hear voices, but don't know where it is coming from... Our cameras continue to search the locker room...]
BAM!!
[Another loud sound, but this time it sounds as if someone is either tossing something around or hitting on something...]
Damn it man... How many times do I have to tell you quit that?
[Our cameras do pick up a piece of tile as it hits the floor and standing over that falling tile is a gentleman with short black hair wearing a black leather jacket with black jeans and black steel toe boots... The gentleman senses that we are in the room as he spins around as we are able to capture the intense look in his red eyes... We see that it is Lucifer... The big man isn't in a great mood, but then again when has he ever been in one... He starts to walk slowly toward the cameras as we start to fear for our lives... As he gets closer, a big hand comes out of no where to stop him...]
Relax, they are here to do their job...
[Another individual comes into play as he has short brown hair and wearing a tan t-shirt with faded blue jeans and brown boots... He turns toward the camera after holding off Lucifer... We see that it is Doomsday...]
Doomsday: You should be thanking me because if I hadn't caught you when I did... Lucifer would have hurt you...
[He turns to Lucifer and points back toward the locker as he goes...]
SMASH!!
[We see a locker door hit the floor...]
Doomsday: He will never learn... Keep those emotions in check...
[He shakes his head...]
Doomsday: A couple of weeks ago, Thunder and Lightning had that miracle everybody talks about... They beat us...
[Doomsday claps...]
Doomsday: Well done, guys... I take the blame for the lost because after all I am the one that got pinned... I have told Lucifer that I am sorry for allowing you two young punks to beat us... I guess that win probably make you our number one contenders for our tag team titles... I really hope you don't believe that with that one win, that gives you all the confidence in the world to defeat us because he doesn't... We win some and we lose some... You must remember we are the champions... We won when it counted the most...
[Doomsday stops for a moment and strokes his chin before he continues...]
Doomsday: So I guess you could say that we got you once and you got us once... But that is okay because the more we get into that ring with you the more we will understand your weakness and exploit them... When we do, then Thunder and Lightning will become some flash in the pain team... Maybe you have a few decent moves that might get these idiots to like you... But listen to those same morons are what is going to you have such short careers... After all Neil has sealed your fate anyway because he put you in the same ring with us... Neil must see something in you that we don't... But sooner or later reality will catch up to you...
[He pauses...]
Doomsday: You are going to realize that they are two seven foot monsters that you must try and take these tag team titles from us... And when that reality finally hits you, then Lucifer and me are going to give that dose of reality... Now tonight we are booked for some six man action... Your partner is now a man that we have been following the career of - Roman Anderson... Well, I guess we have all our eggs in one basket... We not only get to beat up on you two young punks, but also the man used to be the main man here... Roman it is always good to see you... However, tonight we have a game plan in mind... And that would be to hurt you... Tonight, I am going to allow Lucifer to take out as much anger on you tonight as he can dish out... My man is just itching to beat you to a bloody mess tonight...
[Doomsday laughs...]
Doomsday: Lucifer and I are going to have lots of blood on our hands this evening and we wouldn't want any other way... Which brings us to our six man partner and that would be Charlie Kline...
[Doomsday pounds his fist together...]
Doomsday: I believe it was you that said "I could find me a partner and become the world tag team champion..." Well Charlie those comments have come back to haunt you... Don't get too cocky just because you are the current Extreme Warrior champ... So we have won two titles in this company... Lucifer could make that same comment... Tag team champ and TV Champ... Charlie if I really wanted Lucifer to wear the big gold he would be... However, we must put those feeling aside and take care of business in that ring... But if you get in Lucifer's way or mind for that fact, will suffer the same fate they awaits our opponents... You just follow our lead and things will be alright...
[Lucifer comes back into the picture...]
Doomsday: Anything to add...
[Lucifer inches past Doomsday as he is getting ready to go after the cameras...]
Doomsday: Guys... Run...
[The cameramen move in a hurry out of the locker room as the scene fades out...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for some six man tag team action...
JT: Awesome... Let’s get the introductions right now from Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 452 pounds... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
SJD: Their partner...
[The words "Human Heart Attack" appear on the video screen at the top of the entrance ramp and video footage is seen of Johnny Psychotic in action in other federations...]
SJD: Fighting out of Long Island, NY... Weighing in at 263 pounds... "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
["Checkmate (Hang ‘Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill erupts over the PA as Johnny steps out onto the entrance ramp... He walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the nearest middle turnbuckles and raises his hands in the air...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 705 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Doomsday... Lucifer... SATAN'S DISCIPLES
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SJD: And their partner...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship draped over her left shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
Thunder 'n' Lightning & "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
Vs Satan's Disciples & "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Charlie Kline takes Johnny Psychotic down with a flying forearm...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline executes a dropsault on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
They hit Johnny Psychotic with a double backdrop...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline hits Johnny Psychotic with a flying huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic takes Charlie Kline down with belly to belly suplex...
Johnny Psychotic goes for an anklelock, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Dick Ryder and Mike Hunt come to ringside...
Charlie Kline tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday and Charlie Kline whip Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
They hit Johnny Psychotic with a double elbowsmash...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Doomsday and Charlie Kline whip Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
They hit Johnny Psychotic with a double kick to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry gets back up and throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Johnny Psychotic and Jimmie Guidry whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They hit Doomsday with a double fist to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Johnny Psychotic goes for belly to belly suplex, but Doomsday counters it with an elbow smash...
Doomsday uses a big boot on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Mike Hunt pulls down the top rope...
Perry Crabtree threatens Doomsday with disqualification...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, Johnny Psychotic reenters the ring...
Doomsday whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Doomsday hits Johnny Psychotic with a kick...
Doomsday nails Johnny Psychotic with a full nelson faceslam...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Doomsday with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Doomsday reverses it...
Doomsday is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Doomsday executes a T-Bone Suplex on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Jimmie Guidry makes the save...
Doomsday uses a fallaway slam on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday hits an elbowdrop on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Doomsday with a spinebuster slam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a wristlock, but Doomsday counters it with a lariat...
Doomsday is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
In turn, Johnny Psychotic counters it with a Fujiwara armbar...
Doomsday manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic locks Doomsday in a double chickenwing submission...
Doomsday makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday punches Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Doomsday tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline executes a palm strike on Johnny Psychotic...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline and Johnny Psychotic get hit with a double clothesline...
Charlie Kline kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Charlie Kline hits Johnny Psychotic...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline hits a chop on Johnny Psychotic...
Charlie Kline hits Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Charlie Kline whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
The crowd is booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline takes Johnny Psychotic down with a somersault legdrop...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline covers Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Doomsday executes a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Charlie Kline climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Johnny Psychotic throws him to the mat...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Johnny Psychotic takes Charlie Kline down with a German suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Johnny Psychotic whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry nails Charlie Kline with a series of stomps...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is really behind Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Charlie Kline with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline goes for a cradle piledriver, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a backdrop...
Jimmie Guidry whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline nails Jimmie Guidry with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline tags out to Lucifer...
Charlie Kline hits Jimmie Guidry with a roundhouse kick...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a cobra clutch slam...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Lucifer nails Jimmie Guidry with a knife-edge chop...
Lucifer goes for a chokehold, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Charlie Kline enters the ring and lays out Jimmie Guidry...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline nails Omar Wilson with a spin kick...
Lucifer takes Omar Wilson down with a cobra clutch slam...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Lucifer goes for a powerbomb, but Omar Wilson counters it with a Huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Omar Wilson goes through the ropes...
Omar Wilson goes for a frog splash, but Lucifer gets his knees up...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Lucifer climbs back into the ring...
Omar Wilson follows him back in...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson misses with a clothesline...
Omar Wilson hits the Pele kick on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson uses a thrust kick to the head on Lucifer...
There are lots of chants for Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson covers Lucifer...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson hits Lucifer with a split legged moonsault...
Omar Wilson takes Lucifer down with a swinging neckbreaker...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of stomps on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson goes for a flying legdrop, but Lucifer rolls out of the way...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with a clothesline...
Lucifer gets a dragon sleeper on Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Lucifer takes Omar Wilson down with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is booing Lucifer...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson and Lucifer get hit with a double clothesline...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Omar Wilson goes through the ropes...
Omar Wilson takes Lucifer down with a 3/4 face lock bulldog...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer into the guardrail...
Omar Wilson executes the Pele kick on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson knocks Lucifer into the ringpost...
Johnny Psychotic comes over to make it two-on-one...
Johnny Psychotic executes a snap suplex on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson takes Lucifer down with a split legged moonsault...
Omar Wilson shoves Lucifer into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Omar Wilson goes for a moonsault, but Lucifer rolls out of the way...
Lucifer climbs back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3
Perry Crabtree counts: 4
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Omar Wilson is counted out...
The crowd is booing Lucifer...
TM: I guess that just knocked the wind out of Wilson... He couldn’t beat the ten count...
JT: That evens things up in the dispute between Satan’s Disciples and Thunder ‘n’ Lightning...
TM: Indeed...
SJD: The winners of the match – Satan’s Disciples and Charlie Kline!
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Winners: Satan's Disciples and Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:08:21
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TM: We’re back from commercial and up next we have an appearance from an individual who is not an official member of the IXWA roster...
JT: And he will be going face to face with the man who holds the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship! Over to Joey for the introductions...
Cue: "Anthem of the Lonely" by Nine Lashes
SJD: From Springfield, Illinois... Weighing in at 215 pounds! Amis Fucking Shelton!
[The music begins to play on the PA system... Once the vocals kick in, Amis Shelton emerges from behind the curtain wearing his black trench coat and his wrestling gear... Amis turns around and skips backwards towards the edge of the stage before outstretching his arms and spins a couple of times before walking down the ramp... He climbs the ring apron and enters the ring, spinning towards the center of the ring before outstretching his arms again whilst a spotlight shines on him below...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
Amis "Fucking" Shelton Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles nails Amis Shelton with a belly-to-back suplex...
Brian Styles whips Amis Shelton into the ropes...
Brian Styles executes an STO on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles takes Amis Shelton down with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles goes for a German suplex, but Amis Shelton counters it with a facerake...
Amis Shelton goes for the Cross-Armed Northern Lights Bomb, but Brian Styles counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for an armbar, but Amis Shelton blocks it...
Amis Shelton takes Brian Styles down with a Yakuza kick...
Amis Shelton chops Brian Styles...
Amis Shelton is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Amis Shelton punches Brian Styles...
Amis Shelton is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles punches Amis Shelton...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Styles...
Amis Shelton chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Amis Shelton...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles nails Amis Shelton with an STO...
A portion of the crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles covers Amis Shelton...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles locks Amis Shelton in a stretch muffler...
Amis Shelton is struggling to reach the ropes...
Amis Shelton gets ahold of the ropes after 16 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for the STF, but Amis Shelton counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Amis Shelton attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Amis Shelton catches Brian Styles in an armbar...
Brian Styles tries to escape the hold...
Brian Styles grabs the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds...
Amis Shelton hits a Yakuza kick on Brian Styles...
Amis Shelton nails Brian Styles with the Cross-Armed Northern Lights Bomb...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Amis Shelton and a few others cheering him...
Amis Shelton goes for a Cradle DDT, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles hits a kick to the knee on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles hits a forearm to the back on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles hits Amis Shelton with a DDT...
Brian Styles is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles locks Amis Shelton in a triangle choke...
Amis Shelton tries to escape the hold...
Amis Shelton reaches the ropes after 6 seconds...
Brian Styles takes Amis Shelton down with a back suplex...
Brian Styles hits a kick to the knee on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles locks Amis Shelton in a bodyscissors submission...
Amis Shelton manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds...
Brian Styles throws Amis Shelton out of the ring...
Brian Styles jumps onto him with a baseball slide...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
Amis Shelton follows him back in...
Brian Styles takes Amis Shelton down with a full nelson slam...
Brian Styles executes a knee to midsection on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles sets up Amis Shelton on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Amis Shelton...
A few fans are booing Brian Styles, while a few others are cheering him...
Brian Styles kicks Amis Shelton...
A few fans are booing Brian Styles, while a few others are cheering him...
Brian Styles kicks Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles goes for an STO, but Amis Shelton blocks it...
Amis Shelton whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Amis Shelton with an elbow...
Brian Styles hits Amis Shelton with a backdrop driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles attempts to place Amis Shelton on the turnbuckle, but Amis Shelton blocks it...
Brian Styles nails Amis Shelton with a belly-to-back suplex...
Brian Styles locks Amis Shelton in a kneelock submission...
Amis Shelton reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles nails Amis Shelton with a backbreaker...
Brian Styles goes for a moonsault, but Amis Shelton gets his knees up...
Amis Shelton nails Brian Styles with a 450 splash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Amis Shelton and a few others cheering him...
TM: Well – I’m going to be honest... I honestly thought Styles would win that one...
JT: He almost did more than ooonce... But Amis Shelton pulled the pin out of nowhere and has a tick I the win column here in the IXWA...
TM: Do you think he will make any further appearances?
JT: Not sure... We will have to wait and see... My sources tell me that Neil Bonser has offered him a place in the Quest for the Best rumble in June!
SJD: The winner of the match... Amiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Sheeeeeeeeeeeeelton!
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Winner: Amis Shelton
Time of match: 0:05:56
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Backstage:
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MM: I'm standing here right now folks with our Bad Ass Babe champion, Alice Harris!
[The Camera switches from Mandy to Harris who initially has her back to the camera, but as she turns round, letting the IXWA belt come into view first, Mandy lets out a slight gasp...]
MM: My God Alice... You look like you've been through hell!
[Alice lets a slight chuckle escape...]
AH: You could say that... Six people, one hellish match, only one real survivor... It wasn't me sadly, but let us not dwell on that... Let us focus on the here and now!!
[Mandy simply nods...]
AH: I might be hurting, I might look like I just got hit by a truck, into a Barbed Wire Fence and cheesegrater and other unwelcoming, sharp, pointy things made of metal... But I am still standing... I am still able to fight... And that is all that matters... Tonight, when those girls in the ring see me walk out, they won't just see their Bad Ass Babe champion... Oh no! They'll see someone who has the will to win or die trying!
MM: So I take it you won't be going easy, even with a partner with whom you have never competed with or worked with before in your corner?
AH: Look at me honey...
[Alice reaches out and caresses Mandy's check, making her flinch a little...]
AH: I don't know what taking it easy means... I only know how to approach things head on and with intensity... I don't walk into a match, look at the people I'm facing and think... Heck... Let's slack off, I beat these girls and guys already... No!!!
[Alice balled her hand into a fist and slammed it into her palm as she shouted 'No!!!'...]
AH: I go out there and fight like my career is on the line, because it’s the only way I know... I don't want to take things easy; I want to take them head on with the same effort and determination I always do... Because face it... People who take the easy route to things usually fall furthest... Whilst those of us who struggle and survive, bringing everything we have because we don't know if we can or will again... We just pick right up and march on... I'm going to be going out there, in a fair amount of pain... It will hurt... I will probably be a little sluggish, I will probably be a little off my usual game... But I will give it the exact effort it requires!
MM: What about your partner? Kallie Green... The returning star who no doubt you will end up squaring off against somewhere down the line?
AH: Kallie will see just what to expect from me when we inevitably face each other...But until that day comes, I will do what I do in any tag situation - I will work with my partner, help them find the opponents strengths and weaknesses and we will react accordingly! Me and Kallie, we're very much alike in the fact she too seems to have that burning desire to win at all costs... And I am proud to have her watching my back when I'm in there, and I sure hope she feels the same way too... We fighters have to stick together, there are only a few of us who really know the true spirit of this athletic contest!
MM: So if I were to ask you, on a scale of 1 to 10, how confident you are about the match tonight?
AH: 11... Because I know, when I give it my all, like Spinal Tap, it goes up to 11... We don't need to make 10 more significant... No... Because 10 has a zero in it... 11... Two ones... Two individuals who make a team... Two winners... 11!!!
[With that, Alice simply turns round and heads off, seemingly psyched up for the match ahead!]
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Ringside:
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TM: Interesting words there from our IXWA Bad Ass Babe champion...
JT: It will be interesting to see how this match plays out...
TM: Indeed it will... Quite looking forward to it...
JT: I’ll bet... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall...
Cue: "Victorious" by Panic at the Disco
SJD: Introducing first - hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 133lbs... Jessica Hendrix...
[Jessica Hendrix wanders out onto the stage and waves out to the fans to a cheer...]
SJD: Her partner... Also hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 151lbs... Her sister - Vanessa Hendrix...
[Vanessa runs out and she and her sister run down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope - causing their opponents to bail to ringside... Jessica and Vanessa going to opposing corners and climb to the second turnbuckle to wave out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their oppoents...
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron and unclipping her championship belt...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over her shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for her partner to arrive...]
SJD: Her partner...
[A girlish giggle shatters the silence, bringing the crowd to their feet... "Hail Bop" by Django Django kicks into high gear over the speakers while red and white spotlights swirl around the crowd... A video package bracketed in sunny yellows and oranges appears on the tron, showing a petite redhead woman launching herself from every height imaginable, crashing down on both men and women...]
Always look at the white sky and you lose your head in the clouds
Wanna step onto them and float onto their ground
You appear from the hillside and there's a funny look in your eye
Between a rock and a hard place and I will either do or say die
Spins the phrases together 'til something starts to make sense
Talk of the future ignoring the present tense
Start shining the night sky you light up like a solar flair
Won't just burn up on contact as we enter the atmosphere
SJD: Weighing in at 114lbs and hailing from Chicago, Illinois - Kallie Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!
[Kallie Green appears at the top of the ramp, pumping her arm in the air... She jumps up and down with huge energy and enthusiasm before she sprints to the ring, springing from the floor to the apron in one bounce... She scales the ropes and thrusts both arms in the air, flashing a peace sign with her right and a 'devil horns' rock fist with her left at the crowd... She poses like this for a second before doing a backflip off the top rope, landing in the middle of the ring as the crowd pops loudly...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
The Hendrix Sisters (Jessica & Vanessa)
Vs
"The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris
and Kallie Green
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Alice Harris slides down her back...
Alice Harris hits a legsweep on Vanessa Hendrix...
Alice Harris goes for a flying huracanrana, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a firemans carry into a DDT on Alice Harris...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris goes for a bodyslam, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix complains about a slow count...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tornado DDT on Alice Harris...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a DDT, but Alice Harris counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Alice Harris tags out to Kallie Green...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double kick to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kallie Green into the ropes, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a kick...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix uses a double-axhandle to the back on Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a camel clutch, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green uses a spear on Jessica Hendrix...
Kallie Green takes Jessica Hendrix down with a swinging neckbreaker...
A small "Kallie Green" chant is being started...
Kallie Green is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Kallie Green hits Jessica Hendrix with a spear...
Kallie Green sends Jessica Hendrix into the turnbuckle...
Kallie Green runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jessica Hendrix moves out of the way...
Jessica Hendrix nails Kallie Green with an atomic drop...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Alice Harris enters the ring and lays out Jessica Hendrix...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green uses a swinging neckbreaker on Vanessa Hendrix...
A small "Kallie Green" chant is being started...
Kallie Green catches Vanessa Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix breaks the hold after 12 seconds...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a springboard leaping swinging DDT...
A small "Jessica Hendrix" chant is being started...
Jessica Hendrix hits a superkick on Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with an atomic drop...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Alice Harris enters the ring and throws Vanessa Hendrix out of the ring...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris hit Jessica Hendrix with a double bulldog...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green locks Jessica Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Jessica Hendrix tries to escape the hold...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Kallie Green lets go after 23 seconds...
Kallie Green hits a backspin DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is really behind Kallie Green...
Kallie Green nails Jessica Hendrix with a snap mare...
Kallie Green whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kallie Green counters it with a side suplex...
The crowd is really behind Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits Jessica Hendrix with a Frankensteiner...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss comes to ringside...
Kallie Green nails Jessica Hendrix with a side suplex...
Kallie Green gets a side headlock on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix puts Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Kallie Green is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kallie Green makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a superkick on Kallie Green...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Kallie Green counters it with a go-behind...
Kallie Green nails Vanessa Hendrix with a high kick...
Alice Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double arm wringer...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green goes for a wristlock, but Vanessa Hendrix reverses it...
Kallie Green is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kallie Green grabs the ropes after 9 seconds...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Kallie Green ducks out of the way...
Alice Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double backdrop...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring and throws Alice Harris out of the ring...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Kallie Green into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a reverse DDT on Kallie Green...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a firemans carry into a DDT...
The crowd is going crazy...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a DDT on Kallie Green...
The crowd is going crazy...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Alice Harris enters the ring and throws Jessica Hendrix out of the ring...
The crowd is booing Alice Harris...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double arm wringer...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green catches Vanessa Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix breaks the hold after 6 seconds...
Vanessa Hendrix executes the Snap Crackle Pop on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Kallie Green tries to fight the pain...
Kallie Green summons one last burst of energy...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she should stop the fight...
Kallie Green shakes her head...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she should stop the fight...
Kallie Green shakes her head...
Kallie Green is writhing in pain...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's still there...
Kallie Green nods...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's had enough...
Kallie Green shakes her head...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's had enough...
Kallie Green shakes her head...
Kallie Green is barely hanging in there...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's still there...
Kallie Green nods...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's still there...
Kallie Green nods...
Dana Riggelman checks Kallie Green's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it stays up!
Kallie Green fights her way out of the hold after 1 minute...
Kallie Green goes for a high kick, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a tornado DDT, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a bulldog...
Kallie Green executes a reverse DDT on Vanessa Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kallie Green puts Vanessa Hendrix in a spinning toe hold...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix inches her way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green misses with a shoulderblock...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a spear...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with an elbow...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a firemans carry into a DDT...
The crowd is giving Vanessa Hendrix a standing ovation...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss pulls down the top rope...
Kallie Green goes outside...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Kallie Green takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a high kick...
Kallie Green goes for a bodyslam, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a small package...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a Shining Wizard, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Kallie Green nails Vanessa Hendrix with a high kick...
Kallie Green climbs back into the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a fisherman suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Alice Harris enters the ring and lays out Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Jessica Hendrix with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a knee to the face...
Jessica Hendrix uses a Shining Wizard on Kallie Green...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Kallie Green counters it with a go-behind...
In turn, Jessica Hendrix counters it with a backward kick...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a fisherman suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Jessica Hendrix throws Kallie Green into the turnbuckle, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a side suplex...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix executes the Jess in Time on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green breaks the hold after 15 seconds...
Kallie Green chops Jessica Hendrix...
There are lots of chants for Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix chops Kallie Green...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Kallie Green...
The crowd is going crazy...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green goes for an airplane spin, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a facerake...
Jessica Hendrix hits a swinging neckbreaker on Kallie Green...
The crowd is behind Jessica Hendrix all the way...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a springboard leaping swinging DDT, but Kallie Green throws him off...
Kallie Green hits Jessica Hendrix with a snap mare...
Kallie Green goes for an abdominal stretch, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a hiptoss...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a double-axhandle to the back...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix whip Kallie Green into the ropes...
They hit Kallie Green with a double clothesline...
Alice Harris enters the ring and lays out Vanessa Hendrix...
A fan at ringside badmouths Alice Harris...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris hit Jessica Hendrix with a double bodyslam...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green locks Jessica Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Dana Riggelman checks Jessica Hendrix's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it falls...
Dana Riggelman stops the match after 16 seconds...
The crowd is going crazy...
TM: That right there is why the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Division here in the IXWA is on fire at the moment...
JT: Second to none... And I am hearing from my sources that some of the women would happily fight their male counterparts...
TM: Really? Hmm! That’s interesting...
SJD: The winners of the match... Kallie Green and Aliiiiiiiiice Haaaaaaaaaaarriiiiis!
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Winners: Kallie Green and Alice Harris
Time of match: 0:14:12
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for our main event of the evening... We are about to find out who is going to be the new IXWA Television Champion...
JT: And it’s not the originally scheduled match...
TM: Indeed not... IXWA CEO Neil Bonser earlier revealed that he had heard that Ric Beauty would’t be here to take part in the tournament final...
JT: So – he has given the spot to someone who has never had a match in the IXWA...
TM: Indeed – in a move that may well upset a lot of people Bonser has put Dylan Black in the match instead...
JT: It will be make or break for Black in his first match with the IXWA... Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is for the vacant IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the PA system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches the side of the ring...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start...]
Cue: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage
SJD: His opponent... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pensyllvania and weighing in at 225 pounds... This is "The Reject"... This is Dylaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaack!
[A huge pop hits the arena as Dylan Black comes out from behind the curtain and gives a huge shout to the crowd stating that he is here to fight... He takes little time as he makes his way to and in to the ring as the fans throw streamers at him as he waits for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***
IXWA Television Championship:
"The Reject" Dylan Black Vs "The Natural" Mike Jamison
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Dylan Black uses a Northern Lights suplex on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Dylan Black sets up Mike Jamison on the turnbuckle...
Dylan Black hits a superplex on Mike Jamison...
The crowd is starting to get behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black uses a chop on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Dylan Black uses a Samoan Drop on Mike Jamison...
A small "Dylan Black" chant is being started...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Dylan Black hits a dropkick on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black uses a dropkick on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black nails Mike Jamison with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black throws Mike Jamison out of the ring...
Dylan Black rolls out under the bottom rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Dylan Black climbs back into the ring...
Mike Jamison follows him back in...
Dylan Black executes a dropkick on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black executes a release German suplex on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Dylan Black counters it with a cross armbreaker...
Mike Jamison grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Dylan Black goes for a half nelson suplex, but Mike Jamison counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Mike Jamison hits a series of kicks to the chest on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mike Jamison counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
Mike Jamison covers Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Mike Jamison goes for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Dylan Black takes Mike Jamison down with a backdrop...
Dylan Black executes an STO on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black gets a side headlock on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
There are lots of chants for Dylan Black...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
There are lots of chants for Dylan Black...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with an STO...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a kick...
Mike Jamison nails Dylan Black with a snapmare...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with the Michinoku Driver...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a series of kicks to the chest...
Mike Jamison goes for a release German suplex, but Dylan Black counters it with a backward kick...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black nails Mike Jamison with a leaping Tornado DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black hits a flying dropkick on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black goes for a German suplex, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison executes a release German suplex on Dylan Black...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison hits an enzuigiri on Dylan Black...
A few fans are booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison catches Dylan Black in a figure-four leglock on the post...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
Dylan Black is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Dylan Black inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 11 seconds...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits an enzuigiri on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison goes for a bulldog, but Dylan Black counters it with a back suplex...
In turn, Mike Jamison counters it with an elbowsmash...
Mike Jamison executes a series of kicks to the chest on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison goes for a boot choke, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
A small "Dylan Black" chant is being started...
Mike Jamison kicks Dylan Black...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Mike Jamison chops Dylan Black...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black goes for a side headlock, but Mike Jamison counters it with a back suplex...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a kick...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison misses with a shoulderblock...
Dylan Black uses a swinging neckbreaker on Mike Jamison...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black nails Mike Jamison with a backdrop suplex...
Dylan Black goes for a German suplex, but Mike Jamison counters it with a backward kick...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black...
The crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison kicks Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison kicks Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Dylan Black misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison further incites the crowd...
Mike Jamison executes the Michinoku Driver on Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a neckbreaker drop...
Mike Jamison is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Mike Jamison nails Dylan Black with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison hits the Michinoku Driver on Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Dylan Black is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Dylan Black breaks the hold after 23 seconds...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Dylan Black ducks out of the way...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black catches Mike Jamison in a kneebar...
Mike Jamison makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Dylan Black hits a chop on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with a flying clothesline...
Dylan Black goes for the STF, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison throws Dylan Black out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six,
Dylan Black reenters the ring...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
Dylan Black kicks Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
Dylan Black puts Mike Jamison in a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Dylan Black hits a powerbomb on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black gives the sign for the Death Penalty...
Dylan Black executes the Death Penalty on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson checks Mike Jamison's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up!
Mike Jamison fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a kick...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with the Michinoku Driver...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a series of punches to the stomach...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black goes for a flying clothesline, but Mike Jamison ducks out of the way...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a release German suplex...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a frog splash...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison gets a boot choke on Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Mike Jamison to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four, five...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a piledriver...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Mike Jamison covers Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with a dropkick...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with a flying clothesline...
The crowd erupts...
Dylan Black goes for a kneebar, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison goes for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Dylan Black hits a thrust kick to the head on Mike Jamison...
The crowd erupts...
Dylan Black throws Mike Jamison out of the ring...
Dylan Black goes through the ropes...
Dylan Black uses a back suplex on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Dylan Black executes a snap suplex on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Dylan Black runs Mike Jamison into the ringsteps...
Dylan Black takes Mike Jamison down with a chop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4...
Dylan Black climbs back into the ring...
Mike Jamison rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Dylan Black nails Mike Jamison with a backbreaker...
Dylan Black uses a powerbomb on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is giving Dylan Black a standing ovation...
TM: Wow! Wow! And again wow! What a fantastic match between two up and comers in wrestling in general and definitely here in the IXWA...
JT: Have to agree with you there and we have a new IXWA Television Champion in a man making his debut here tonight...
TM: He said at the start of the show and I quote “Let me start of by saying that IXWA will never - be the same again...” And do you know what? I think he may well be right...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEEEEEEW IXWA Television Champion – “The Reject” Dylaaaaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Dylan Black
Time of match: 0:13:42
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TM: Again – what a great match and I think it’s safe to say that the landscape of the IXWA just swerved ever so slightly off the course it was on previously...
JT: That’s all we have for this week though folks...
TM: Until next time... So long...
© IXWA Productions 2016
Dylan Black: Let me start of by saying that IXWA will never - be the same again...
[Dylan paused as the fans gave a slight cheer as Dylan moved the mic back up to his face...]
Dylan Black: The start of a new revolution begins now and IXWA will be the standing ground of it... Everyone in the back and everyone around the world will never watch wrestling the same again... I am here to make wrestling relevant... I am here to make things better and I am sure as hell going to make this place watchable... IXWA has signed "The Reject"... Sure you can make fun of me for saying that but I am not here to sugar-coat things, I am not here to put a ribbon on what I am... I have been a reject all of my life... I wasn't picked first for sports, I wasn't picked first for life... Hell - I wasn't picked first for anything but let me tell you this... This reject has a fire in his belly and it is a fire that does not go out... I am not here to be picked, I am here to take what is mine and I am here to show everyone that yeah, even though I am a reject, this reject will stand on the highest level in IXWA... I am here to be champion... I am here to make history... I am a rebel that is a symbol for people all over the world for people just like me that just because we get put a tag on us, we will wear that tag and we will shove your opinion down your [CENSORED]ing throats! We will show that even rejects can prosper as champions... I am a champion waiting to be crowned...
[Dylan pauses as he gets a huge pop from the crowd as he nods his head and begins to speak again...]
Dylan Black: IXWA... April, 29th 2016 is the day this company changed forever... My name is Dylan Black... I'm here and I'm here to fight...
[Dylan drops the mic and walks out of the ring as the crowd cheers for him... However - he only gets as far as the ringside area...]
Cue: "Can't Get The Best of Me" by Cypress Hill
[IXWA CEO Neil Bonser walks out onto the entrance ramp holding a microphone in his hand ad a piece of paper in the other...]
Bonser: OK... Great speech man... But just wait right there...
[Black looks somewhat confused...]
Bonser: About a half an hour ago I got an e-mail... An e-mail not a phone call or anything – but an e-mail... The e-mail told me that due to proceedings over in GEW, Mr... Ric Beauty was calling it a day and retiring and wouldn’t be here tonight to honour his booking as part of the main event to crown a new Television champion...
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bonser: So that leaves me with a bit of a problem... Mike Jamison is ready to go... The IXWA Television Championship is ready to be won by someone... So – here we go, Dylan Black... Admittedly you weren’t the first choice – but it sounds like you are used to that... However, you are the CURRENT choice... Tonight – YOU are going one on one with Mike Jamison for the Television Championship!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH! YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!
[With that Bonser makes his way backstage as the camera shows Black standing in the middle of the ring with a bemused look on his face...]
TM: Oh good grief... That’s huge! He’s not prepared though...
JT: And Jamison is? He’s been getting ready for Ric Beauty!
TM: Let’s get this show underway...
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: We’ve not even got started tonight and we’ve already had a change to tonight’s scheduled main event...
JT: True story there... Ric Beauty has pulled of tonight’s match for the vacant IXWA Television Championship; so IXWA CEO Neil Bonser has put newcomer Dylan Black in his place!
TM: Before that took place though – we had a warm up match for the crowd here tonight where Aqua Vega defeated Sky Heart... Backstage though – we have Roman Anderson waiting to give his thoughts on the past few weeks...
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Backstage:
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[Backstage, standing in front of the IXWA banner is MISTER MAIN EVENT, and he doesn't look happy... But does he ever really look happy?]
ROMAN ANDERSON: So in the past few weeks I have defeated The Outlaw Morris Bass in GEW...
And... Sadistic Insanity Damian Payne here in the IXWA!
Two of the most feared men in this business, all time greats... I mean these are both Hall Of Fame guys, but I have wins over both...
So tonight, am I competing for a title?
No...
Am I in The Main Event?
No...
Why not?
[Roman shakes his head...]
I should be winning back my title from Charlie Kline... I should be in the main event...
I AM THE MAIN EVENT!
[Roman bits his bottom lip before continuing...]
Give me what I deserve... Give me the main event!
Don Cleveland is going to find out just how unprepared he is for the Main Event!
Tonight Cleveland finds out he has a lot of work to do!
I am THE MAIN EVENT of IXWA!
And it is time to put me in a match that I deserve, and it is time to get gold back on my waist!
[Roman walks off...]
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Ringside:
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TM: OK – so we’re back and it’s time for our opening match... Roma Anderson wants to get back into the swing of things here in the IXWA and he’s looking to do that against the massive Don Cleveland...
JT: Should be a great match... Over to you Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Appetite for Destruction" by NWA
["The Black Plague" Don Cleveland walks out from the locker room area and stops...]
SJD: Hailing from East Oakland, California and weighing in at 310 pounds... He is "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
SJD: His opponent...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
"The Black Plague" Don Cleveland
Vs
"Mr... Main Event" Roman Anderson
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Roman Anderson hits a springboard armdrag on Don Cleveland...
Roman Anderson is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson hits Don Cleveland with a dropsault...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Roman Anderson covers Don Cleveland...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Roman Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
TM: Well – I’ve seen some fast matches in my time but that has to be a record here in the IXWA...
JT: Anderson was out to prove a point here tonight... And he did just that by making very short work of Don Cleveland...
TM: Consider that Anderson’s next step on the way back up the ladder here in the IXWA...
SJD: The winner of the match – Roman Anderson!
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Winner: Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:00:30
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens up to Kelly Kloss in the women's dressing room; She's wearing her silver and green gear and she's seen sitting on the bench adjusting her kickpads... She looks up with an uncharacteristic look upon her usually happy go lucky face... She pushes her blonde curls out of the way and speaks...]
Kelly Kloss: IXWA... Friday Night Beatdown... My home... I have been lucky the last time I was here with Lady Fantasy against the Hendrix sisters... Now I meet her face to face for the right to face the Bad Ass Babe champion...
[She pauses and contemplates deep thought...]
Kelly Kloss: Lady Fantasy - we had a good partnership but now you're in the way of something I really, really want badly and that's the right to become Bad Ass Babe Champion... I like you... You're a good athlete but I won't let it get in the way of doing what it is I do best now and that's winning... You and I will leave these IXWA fans marvelled by our excellence and finesse and daring but at the end of the night... You know and I know I will be winning the match and looking as fantastic as I often look... You see I'm a war machine and 2016 is my year to conquer the IXWA and every woman in it... Even if it’s my own friends like Aqua Vega... Lady Fantasy you could very well win but know that I will take so much from you in the process...
[Kelly sighs deeply and looks to her right side and then to the camera...]
Kelly Kloss: I came so close last time to the Bad Ass Babe championship... Came so close to bringing home yet even more gold to my humble hamlet of Port Issac... The Village... I am a hero of sorts and the only hero they have to believe in and as much you should fear me tonight... My "curls of doom" know no weakness... I'm Kelly Kloss and I am proud to be in the IXWA to give my all to be all I can become... Lady Fantasy... You'll be in for a very, very severe case of
Klosstrophobia!
[Kelly gets off the bench and flexes her biceps as we slowly fade...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Time for our next match which will see a #1 contender crowned for Alice Harris’ IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: Should be an interesting match because I know that both of these ladies will do whatever it takes to win... Something has to give though... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!!
["Shut Up" By Simple Plan plays as Kelly Kloss emerges from the backstage area and poses by spreading her arms wide and showing off on the stage and then going down the ramp and flexing her arms before ignoring the fans and briskly walking to the ring and leaping to the apron and entering the ring... And taking time to show off a little more before walking to her corner...]
SJD: And her opponent... From Llangwnadl, Wales, UK weighing in at 108 pounds... Here is Kelly Kloss!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
Bad Ass Babe #1 Contender match:
Lady Fantasy Vs Kelly Kloss
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy kicks Kelly Kloss...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy nails Kelly Kloss with a fireman's carry takedown...
Lady Fantasy executes a drop toe hold on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy nails Kelly Kloss with a powerbomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy executes a fisherman suplex on Kelly Kloss...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss catches Lady Fantasy in Rolling Legbar...
Lady Fantasy is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lady Fantasy reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss goes for a missile dropkick, but Lady Fantasy side-steps and
Kelly Kloss crashes to the canvas...
Lady Fantasy hits a backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a backbreaker...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a side suplex...
Kelly Kloss whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Kelly Kloss goes for a jumping DDT, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy goes for a back suplex, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a facerake...
Kelly Kloss takes Lady Fantasy down with a jumping DDT...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kelly Kloss...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy goes for a DDT, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Kelly Kloss...
Kelly Kloss uses a powerbomb into a bridge on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss attempts to place Lady Fantasy on the turnbuckle, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a shoulderblock...
Lady Fantasy goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss goes for Rolling Legbar, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a German suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Lady Fantasy executes a leg lariat on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy goes for a flapjack, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a double-axhandle to the back...
Kelly Kloss goes for an octopus hold, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a sitdown faceslam...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy executes a clothesline on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss uses a powerbomb into a bridge on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss sends Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a shoulderblock...
Kelly Kloss locks Lady Fantasy in Rolling Legbar...
Dana Riggelman checks Lady Fantasy's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it stays up!
Lady Fantasy fights her way out of the hold after 16 seconds...
Lady Fantasy executes a sitdown faceslam on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy catches Kelly Kloss in a sleeperhold...
Kelly Kloss gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Lady Fantasy goes for a side suplex, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss goes for a superkick, but Lady Fantasy ducks out of the way...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy goes for a dropkick, but Kelly Kloss side-steps and Lady Fantasy crashes to the canvas...
Kelly Kloss throws Lady Fantasy out of the ring...
Kelly Kloss rolls out under the bottom rope...
Kelly Kloss goes for a jumping DDT, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a small package...
Lady Fantasy climbs back into the ring...
Kelly Kloss rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Lady Fantasy goes for a flapjack, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a kneelift...
Kelly Kloss nails Lady Fantasy with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss takes Lady Fantasy down with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss uses a missile dropkick on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss executes the Klosstraphobia on Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy breaks the hold after 8 seconds...
Lady Fantasy executes an atomic drop on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss nails Lady Fantasy with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss goes for a powerbomb into a bridge, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Kelly Kloss executes a powerbomb into a bridge on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss executes a powerbomb into a bridge on Lady Fantasy...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss sends Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy charges into the corner...
Lady Fantasy nails Kelly Kloss with a snap suplex...
The cheers for Lady Fantasy are drowning out the boos...
Lady Fantasy gets a bodyscissors submission on Kelly Kloss...
Kelly Kloss is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kelly Kloss is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Kelly Kloss is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lady Fantasy lets go after 12 seconds...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with a double leg takedown...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Kelly Kloss with an elbow...
Lady Fantasy uses a flying dropkick on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Lady Fantasy misses with a shoulderblock...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss attempts to place Lady Fantasy on the turnbuckle, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Kelly Kloss goes for a backbreaker, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a facerake...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy uses a fireman's carry takedown on Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Lady Fantasy falls out of the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Lady Fantasy reenters the ring...
Kelly Kloss puts Lady Fantasy in an octopus hold...
Lady Fantasy grabs the ropes after 11 seconds...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy nails Kelly Kloss with a clothesline...
Lady Fantasy whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy goes for a sleeperhold, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a jumping DDT...
The crowd is wildly cheering Kelly Kloss with only a few scattered boos audible...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Kelly Kloss goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a DDT...
Lady Fantasy goes for a front facelock, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a backdrop...
Kelly Kloss is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Kelly Kloss doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting...
TM: Kloss proving that she wanted the victory just a little bit more than Lady Fantasy did...
JT: Indeed... And now Kloss will face Alice Harris on May 13 for the Bad Ass Babe Championship...
SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender to the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship --- Kelly Kloooooooooooooosssssssssss!
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Winner: Kelly Kloss
Time of match: 0:10:25
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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EARLIER TODAY:
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[Scene opens on a Tarmac of an airport... A small white private jet’s engine whines and howls... It wants to take off, it wants to fly... A Flight attendant stands by a set of steel stairs leading to an open side door of the plan and light from it splits the darkness, providing ample illumination of the stairway... The camera pulls back and a Black, Lincoln Towncar is seen pulling in... The driver parks the car and opens the back driver side down door... “Golden Goddess” Gina Gordon steps out... She is in a long, form fitting, black gown that accentuates her curves nicely... She has a worried look on her face though as she bites her lower lip and starts to walk to the passenger side back door... That door opens and IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline steps out... He is in a Navy Business suit with matching tie... The Extreme Warrior belt is slung over his left shoulder and as he rises from the vehicle, he secures it with his right hand and steps out... Gordon rushes over to him and hugs him... She looks deep into his eyes and then passionately kisses him…]
GG: Babe, I am worried about tonight... I don’t trust those guys you are partnering with…
CK: [Smirks] Is it their name or the fact that I basically put the whole Tag Division on notice last week?
GG: [Smiles and laughs] Both I guess... It’s bad enough when you’re in there with one or two guys who don’t like you... Honestly it could be as many as 5 that are in there wanting to hurt you tonight...
CK: It’s a by-product of being the best Babe...
GG: [Sighs] I know... It’s just… after a long year of trying you finally made it! You have everything you ever wanted... Me, the Title, IXWA having a full time Champion it deserves... I just don’t see why you need to risk it all against these kinds of odds tonight hun...
[Gordon buries her face into his chest... He lifts her chin up and kisses her]
CK: Babe, just getting there isn’t enough... It’s about so much more...
GG: Like what?
CK: [Smiling] It’s about proving to everyone that I am the ABSOLUTE BEST this fed has to offer... It’s about all those idiots who boo me and chastise me, recognizing through it all they respect the Hell out of me, despite what they yell... It’s about establishing my name as the synonym for being the best... It’s about legacy hun... If that means I need to stand alone in a ring with five guys trying to send a message at my expense, so be it... Only thing is they had better KNOW, that I plan on sending a message tonight too... That message is I am a worthy Champion... I am not afraid... That it doesn’t matter how many men come out of the woodwork and try to take this belt, it all will wind up the same for them... Defeat, Humiliation and Pain... No matter the odds or tactics, I will beat them all... I am the BEST IXWA has to offer...
GG: [Staring at her man with pride] Thank you Charlie and you won’t be alone... You will have me watching your back...
CK: Maybe I should take you as my tag partner to go for IXWA Tag Team Belts...
[The two laugh and go arm in arm as they walk towards the plane and we fade to black...]
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Backstage:
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Can you really believe that big man?
[A rather large voice is heard echoing throughout the locker room... But from what we can tell we don't see anybody anywhere...]
Damn it all...
[We once again hear that loud voice but we still don't see anything... We are starting to get a little jumpy... You hear voices, but don't know where it is coming from... Our cameras continue to search the locker room...]
BAM!!
[Another loud sound, but this time it sounds as if someone is either tossing something around or hitting on something...]
Damn it man... How many times do I have to tell you quit that?
[Our cameras do pick up a piece of tile as it hits the floor and standing over that falling tile is a gentleman with short black hair wearing a black leather jacket with black jeans and black steel toe boots... The gentleman senses that we are in the room as he spins around as we are able to capture the intense look in his red eyes... We see that it is Lucifer... The big man isn't in a great mood, but then again when has he ever been in one... He starts to walk slowly toward the cameras as we start to fear for our lives... As he gets closer, a big hand comes out of no where to stop him...]
Relax, they are here to do their job...
[Another individual comes into play as he has short brown hair and wearing a tan t-shirt with faded blue jeans and brown boots... He turns toward the camera after holding off Lucifer... We see that it is Doomsday...]
Doomsday: You should be thanking me because if I hadn't caught you when I did... Lucifer would have hurt you...
[He turns to Lucifer and points back toward the locker as he goes...]
SMASH!!
[We see a locker door hit the floor...]
Doomsday: He will never learn... Keep those emotions in check...
[He shakes his head...]
Doomsday: A couple of weeks ago, Thunder and Lightning had that miracle everybody talks about... They beat us...
[Doomsday claps...]
Doomsday: Well done, guys... I take the blame for the lost because after all I am the one that got pinned... I have told Lucifer that I am sorry for allowing you two young punks to beat us... I guess that win probably make you our number one contenders for our tag team titles... I really hope you don't believe that with that one win, that gives you all the confidence in the world to defeat us because he doesn't... We win some and we lose some... You must remember we are the champions... We won when it counted the most...
[Doomsday stops for a moment and strokes his chin before he continues...]
Doomsday: So I guess you could say that we got you once and you got us once... But that is okay because the more we get into that ring with you the more we will understand your weakness and exploit them... When we do, then Thunder and Lightning will become some flash in the pain team... Maybe you have a few decent moves that might get these idiots to like you... But listen to those same morons are what is going to you have such short careers... After all Neil has sealed your fate anyway because he put you in the same ring with us... Neil must see something in you that we don't... But sooner or later reality will catch up to you...
[He pauses...]
Doomsday: You are going to realize that they are two seven foot monsters that you must try and take these tag team titles from us... And when that reality finally hits you, then Lucifer and me are going to give that dose of reality... Now tonight we are booked for some six man action... Your partner is now a man that we have been following the career of - Roman Anderson... Well, I guess we have all our eggs in one basket... We not only get to beat up on you two young punks, but also the man used to be the main man here... Roman it is always good to see you... However, tonight we have a game plan in mind... And that would be to hurt you... Tonight, I am going to allow Lucifer to take out as much anger on you tonight as he can dish out... My man is just itching to beat you to a bloody mess tonight...
[Doomsday laughs...]
Doomsday: Lucifer and I are going to have lots of blood on our hands this evening and we wouldn't want any other way... Which brings us to our six man partner and that would be Charlie Kline...
[Doomsday pounds his fist together...]
Doomsday: I believe it was you that said "I could find me a partner and become the world tag team champion..." Well Charlie those comments have come back to haunt you... Don't get too cocky just because you are the current Extreme Warrior champ... So we have won two titles in this company... Lucifer could make that same comment... Tag team champ and TV Champ... Charlie if I really wanted Lucifer to wear the big gold he would be... However, we must put those feeling aside and take care of business in that ring... But if you get in Lucifer's way or mind for that fact, will suffer the same fate they awaits our opponents... You just follow our lead and things will be alright...
[Lucifer comes back into the picture...]
Doomsday: Anything to add...
[Lucifer inches past Doomsday as he is getting ready to go after the cameras...]
Doomsday: Guys... Run...
[The cameramen move in a hurry out of the locker room as the scene fades out...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for some six man tag team action...
JT: Awesome... Let’s get the introductions right now from Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 452 pounds... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
SJD: Their partner...
[The words "Human Heart Attack" appear on the video screen at the top of the entrance ramp and video footage is seen of Johnny Psychotic in action in other federations...]
SJD: Fighting out of Long Island, NY... Weighing in at 263 pounds... "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
["Checkmate (Hang ‘Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill erupts over the PA as Johnny steps out onto the entrance ramp... He walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the nearest middle turnbuckles and raises his hands in the air...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 705 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Doomsday... Lucifer... SATAN'S DISCIPLES
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SJD: And their partner...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship draped over her left shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
Thunder 'n' Lightning & "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
Vs Satan's Disciples & "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Charlie Kline takes Johnny Psychotic down with a flying forearm...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline executes a dropsault on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
They hit Johnny Psychotic with a double backdrop...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline hits Johnny Psychotic with a flying huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic takes Charlie Kline down with belly to belly suplex...
Johnny Psychotic goes for an anklelock, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Dick Ryder and Mike Hunt come to ringside...
Charlie Kline tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday and Charlie Kline whip Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
They hit Johnny Psychotic with a double elbowsmash...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Doomsday and Charlie Kline whip Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
They hit Johnny Psychotic with a double kick to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry gets back up and throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Johnny Psychotic and Jimmie Guidry whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They hit Doomsday with a double fist to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Johnny Psychotic goes for belly to belly suplex, but Doomsday counters it with an elbow smash...
Doomsday uses a big boot on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Mike Hunt pulls down the top rope...
Perry Crabtree threatens Doomsday with disqualification...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, Johnny Psychotic reenters the ring...
Doomsday whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Doomsday hits Johnny Psychotic with a kick...
Doomsday nails Johnny Psychotic with a full nelson faceslam...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Doomsday with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Doomsday reverses it...
Doomsday is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Doomsday executes a T-Bone Suplex on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Jimmie Guidry makes the save...
Doomsday uses a fallaway slam on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday hits an elbowdrop on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Doomsday with a spinebuster slam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a wristlock, but Doomsday counters it with a lariat...
Doomsday is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
In turn, Johnny Psychotic counters it with a Fujiwara armbar...
Doomsday manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic locks Doomsday in a double chickenwing submission...
Doomsday makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday punches Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Doomsday tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline executes a palm strike on Johnny Psychotic...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline and Johnny Psychotic get hit with a double clothesline...
Charlie Kline kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Charlie Kline hits Johnny Psychotic...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline hits a chop on Johnny Psychotic...
Charlie Kline hits Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Charlie Kline whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
The crowd is booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline takes Johnny Psychotic down with a somersault legdrop...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline covers Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Doomsday executes a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Charlie Kline climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Johnny Psychotic throws him to the mat...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Johnny Psychotic takes Charlie Kline down with a German suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Johnny Psychotic whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry nails Charlie Kline with a series of stomps...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is really behind Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Charlie Kline with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline goes for a cradle piledriver, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a backdrop...
Jimmie Guidry whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline nails Jimmie Guidry with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline tags out to Lucifer...
Charlie Kline hits Jimmie Guidry with a roundhouse kick...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a cobra clutch slam...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Lucifer nails Jimmie Guidry with a knife-edge chop...
Lucifer goes for a chokehold, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Charlie Kline enters the ring and lays out Jimmie Guidry...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline nails Omar Wilson with a spin kick...
Lucifer takes Omar Wilson down with a cobra clutch slam...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Lucifer goes for a powerbomb, but Omar Wilson counters it with a Huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Omar Wilson goes through the ropes...
Omar Wilson goes for a frog splash, but Lucifer gets his knees up...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Lucifer climbs back into the ring...
Omar Wilson follows him back in...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson misses with a clothesline...
Omar Wilson hits the Pele kick on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson uses a thrust kick to the head on Lucifer...
There are lots of chants for Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson covers Lucifer...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson hits Lucifer with a split legged moonsault...
Omar Wilson takes Lucifer down with a swinging neckbreaker...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of stomps on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson goes for a flying legdrop, but Lucifer rolls out of the way...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with a clothesline...
Lucifer gets a dragon sleeper on Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Lucifer takes Omar Wilson down with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is booing Lucifer...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson and Lucifer get hit with a double clothesline...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Omar Wilson goes through the ropes...
Omar Wilson takes Lucifer down with a 3/4 face lock bulldog...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer into the guardrail...
Omar Wilson executes the Pele kick on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson knocks Lucifer into the ringpost...
Johnny Psychotic comes over to make it two-on-one...
Johnny Psychotic executes a snap suplex on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson takes Lucifer down with a split legged moonsault...
Omar Wilson shoves Lucifer into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Omar Wilson goes for a moonsault, but Lucifer rolls out of the way...
Lucifer climbs back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3
Perry Crabtree counts: 4
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Omar Wilson is counted out...
The crowd is booing Lucifer...
TM: I guess that just knocked the wind out of Wilson... He couldn’t beat the ten count...
JT: That evens things up in the dispute between Satan’s Disciples and Thunder ‘n’ Lightning...
TM: Indeed...
SJD: The winners of the match – Satan’s Disciples and Charlie Kline!
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Winners: Satan's Disciples and Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:08:21
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TM: We’re back from commercial and up next we have an appearance from an individual who is not an official member of the IXWA roster...
JT: And he will be going face to face with the man who holds the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship! Over to Joey for the introductions...
Cue: "Anthem of the Lonely" by Nine Lashes
SJD: From Springfield, Illinois... Weighing in at 215 pounds! Amis Fucking Shelton!
[The music begins to play on the PA system... Once the vocals kick in, Amis Shelton emerges from behind the curtain wearing his black trench coat and his wrestling gear... Amis turns around and skips backwards towards the edge of the stage before outstretching his arms and spins a couple of times before walking down the ramp... He climbs the ring apron and enters the ring, spinning towards the center of the ring before outstretching his arms again whilst a spotlight shines on him below...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
Amis "Fucking" Shelton Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles nails Amis Shelton with a belly-to-back suplex...
Brian Styles whips Amis Shelton into the ropes...
Brian Styles executes an STO on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles takes Amis Shelton down with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles goes for a German suplex, but Amis Shelton counters it with a facerake...
Amis Shelton goes for the Cross-Armed Northern Lights Bomb, but Brian Styles counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for an armbar, but Amis Shelton blocks it...
Amis Shelton takes Brian Styles down with a Yakuza kick...
Amis Shelton chops Brian Styles...
Amis Shelton is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Amis Shelton punches Brian Styles...
Amis Shelton is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles punches Amis Shelton...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Styles...
Amis Shelton chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Amis Shelton...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles nails Amis Shelton with an STO...
A portion of the crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles covers Amis Shelton...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles locks Amis Shelton in a stretch muffler...
Amis Shelton is struggling to reach the ropes...
Amis Shelton gets ahold of the ropes after 16 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for the STF, but Amis Shelton counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Amis Shelton attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Amis Shelton catches Brian Styles in an armbar...
Brian Styles tries to escape the hold...
Brian Styles grabs the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds...
Amis Shelton hits a Yakuza kick on Brian Styles...
Amis Shelton nails Brian Styles with the Cross-Armed Northern Lights Bomb...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Amis Shelton and a few others cheering him...
Amis Shelton goes for a Cradle DDT, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles hits a kick to the knee on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles hits a forearm to the back on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles hits Amis Shelton with a DDT...
Brian Styles is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles locks Amis Shelton in a triangle choke...
Amis Shelton tries to escape the hold...
Amis Shelton reaches the ropes after 6 seconds...
Brian Styles takes Amis Shelton down with a back suplex...
Brian Styles hits a kick to the knee on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles locks Amis Shelton in a bodyscissors submission...
Amis Shelton manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds...
Brian Styles throws Amis Shelton out of the ring...
Brian Styles jumps onto him with a baseball slide...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
Amis Shelton follows him back in...
Brian Styles takes Amis Shelton down with a full nelson slam...
Brian Styles executes a knee to midsection on Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles sets up Amis Shelton on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Amis Shelton...
A few fans are booing Brian Styles, while a few others are cheering him...
Brian Styles kicks Amis Shelton...
A few fans are booing Brian Styles, while a few others are cheering him...
Brian Styles kicks Amis Shelton...
Brian Styles goes for an STO, but Amis Shelton blocks it...
Amis Shelton whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Amis Shelton with an elbow...
Brian Styles hits Amis Shelton with a backdrop driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles attempts to place Amis Shelton on the turnbuckle, but Amis Shelton blocks it...
Brian Styles nails Amis Shelton with a belly-to-back suplex...
Brian Styles locks Amis Shelton in a kneelock submission...
Amis Shelton reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles nails Amis Shelton with a backbreaker...
Brian Styles goes for a moonsault, but Amis Shelton gets his knees up...
Amis Shelton nails Brian Styles with a 450 splash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Amis Shelton and a few others cheering him...
TM: Well – I’m going to be honest... I honestly thought Styles would win that one...
JT: He almost did more than ooonce... But Amis Shelton pulled the pin out of nowhere and has a tick I the win column here in the IXWA...
TM: Do you think he will make any further appearances?
JT: Not sure... We will have to wait and see... My sources tell me that Neil Bonser has offered him a place in the Quest for the Best rumble in June!
SJD: The winner of the match... Amiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Sheeeeeeeeeeeeelton!
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Winner: Amis Shelton
Time of match: 0:05:56
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Backstage:
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MM: I'm standing here right now folks with our Bad Ass Babe champion, Alice Harris!
[The Camera switches from Mandy to Harris who initially has her back to the camera, but as she turns round, letting the IXWA belt come into view first, Mandy lets out a slight gasp...]
MM: My God Alice... You look like you've been through hell!
[Alice lets a slight chuckle escape...]
AH: You could say that... Six people, one hellish match, only one real survivor... It wasn't me sadly, but let us not dwell on that... Let us focus on the here and now!!
[Mandy simply nods...]
AH: I might be hurting, I might look like I just got hit by a truck, into a Barbed Wire Fence and cheesegrater and other unwelcoming, sharp, pointy things made of metal... But I am still standing... I am still able to fight... And that is all that matters... Tonight, when those girls in the ring see me walk out, they won't just see their Bad Ass Babe champion... Oh no! They'll see someone who has the will to win or die trying!
MM: So I take it you won't be going easy, even with a partner with whom you have never competed with or worked with before in your corner?
AH: Look at me honey...
[Alice reaches out and caresses Mandy's check, making her flinch a little...]
AH: I don't know what taking it easy means... I only know how to approach things head on and with intensity... I don't walk into a match, look at the people I'm facing and think... Heck... Let's slack off, I beat these girls and guys already... No!!!
[Alice balled her hand into a fist and slammed it into her palm as she shouted 'No!!!'...]
AH: I go out there and fight like my career is on the line, because it’s the only way I know... I don't want to take things easy; I want to take them head on with the same effort and determination I always do... Because face it... People who take the easy route to things usually fall furthest... Whilst those of us who struggle and survive, bringing everything we have because we don't know if we can or will again... We just pick right up and march on... I'm going to be going out there, in a fair amount of pain... It will hurt... I will probably be a little sluggish, I will probably be a little off my usual game... But I will give it the exact effort it requires!
MM: What about your partner? Kallie Green... The returning star who no doubt you will end up squaring off against somewhere down the line?
AH: Kallie will see just what to expect from me when we inevitably face each other...But until that day comes, I will do what I do in any tag situation - I will work with my partner, help them find the opponents strengths and weaknesses and we will react accordingly! Me and Kallie, we're very much alike in the fact she too seems to have that burning desire to win at all costs... And I am proud to have her watching my back when I'm in there, and I sure hope she feels the same way too... We fighters have to stick together, there are only a few of us who really know the true spirit of this athletic contest!
MM: So if I were to ask you, on a scale of 1 to 10, how confident you are about the match tonight?
AH: 11... Because I know, when I give it my all, like Spinal Tap, it goes up to 11... We don't need to make 10 more significant... No... Because 10 has a zero in it... 11... Two ones... Two individuals who make a team... Two winners... 11!!!
[With that, Alice simply turns round and heads off, seemingly psyched up for the match ahead!]
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Ringside:
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TM: Interesting words there from our IXWA Bad Ass Babe champion...
JT: It will be interesting to see how this match plays out...
TM: Indeed it will... Quite looking forward to it...
JT: I’ll bet... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall...
Cue: "Victorious" by Panic at the Disco
SJD: Introducing first - hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 133lbs... Jessica Hendrix...
[Jessica Hendrix wanders out onto the stage and waves out to the fans to a cheer...]
SJD: Her partner... Also hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 151lbs... Her sister - Vanessa Hendrix...
[Vanessa runs out and she and her sister run down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope - causing their opponents to bail to ringside... Jessica and Vanessa going to opposing corners and climb to the second turnbuckle to wave out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their oppoents...
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron and unclipping her championship belt...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over her shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for her partner to arrive...]
SJD: Her partner...
[A girlish giggle shatters the silence, bringing the crowd to their feet... "Hail Bop" by Django Django kicks into high gear over the speakers while red and white spotlights swirl around the crowd... A video package bracketed in sunny yellows and oranges appears on the tron, showing a petite redhead woman launching herself from every height imaginable, crashing down on both men and women...]
Always look at the white sky and you lose your head in the clouds
Wanna step onto them and float onto their ground
You appear from the hillside and there's a funny look in your eye
Between a rock and a hard place and I will either do or say die
Spins the phrases together 'til something starts to make sense
Talk of the future ignoring the present tense
Start shining the night sky you light up like a solar flair
Won't just burn up on contact as we enter the atmosphere
SJD: Weighing in at 114lbs and hailing from Chicago, Illinois - Kallie Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!
[Kallie Green appears at the top of the ramp, pumping her arm in the air... She jumps up and down with huge energy and enthusiasm before she sprints to the ring, springing from the floor to the apron in one bounce... She scales the ropes and thrusts both arms in the air, flashing a peace sign with her right and a 'devil horns' rock fist with her left at the crowd... She poses like this for a second before doing a backflip off the top rope, landing in the middle of the ring as the crowd pops loudly...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
The Hendrix Sisters (Jessica & Vanessa)
Vs
"The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris
and Kallie Green
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Alice Harris slides down her back...
Alice Harris hits a legsweep on Vanessa Hendrix...
Alice Harris goes for a flying huracanrana, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a firemans carry into a DDT on Alice Harris...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris goes for a bodyslam, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix complains about a slow count...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tornado DDT on Alice Harris...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a DDT, but Alice Harris counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Alice Harris tags out to Kallie Green...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double kick to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kallie Green into the ropes, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a kick...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix uses a double-axhandle to the back on Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a camel clutch, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green uses a spear on Jessica Hendrix...
Kallie Green takes Jessica Hendrix down with a swinging neckbreaker...
A small "Kallie Green" chant is being started...
Kallie Green is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Kallie Green hits Jessica Hendrix with a spear...
Kallie Green sends Jessica Hendrix into the turnbuckle...
Kallie Green runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Jessica Hendrix moves out of the way...
Jessica Hendrix nails Kallie Green with an atomic drop...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Alice Harris enters the ring and lays out Jessica Hendrix...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green uses a swinging neckbreaker on Vanessa Hendrix...
A small "Kallie Green" chant is being started...
Kallie Green catches Vanessa Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix breaks the hold after 12 seconds...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a springboard leaping swinging DDT...
A small "Jessica Hendrix" chant is being started...
Jessica Hendrix hits a superkick on Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with an atomic drop...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Alice Harris enters the ring and throws Vanessa Hendrix out of the ring...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris hit Jessica Hendrix with a double bulldog...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green locks Jessica Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Jessica Hendrix tries to escape the hold...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Kallie Green lets go after 23 seconds...
Kallie Green hits a backspin DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is really behind Kallie Green...
Kallie Green nails Jessica Hendrix with a snap mare...
Kallie Green whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kallie Green counters it with a side suplex...
The crowd is really behind Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits Jessica Hendrix with a Frankensteiner...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss comes to ringside...
Kallie Green nails Jessica Hendrix with a side suplex...
Kallie Green gets a side headlock on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix puts Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Kallie Green is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kallie Green makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a superkick on Kallie Green...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Kallie Green counters it with a go-behind...
Kallie Green nails Vanessa Hendrix with a high kick...
Alice Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double arm wringer...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green goes for a wristlock, but Vanessa Hendrix reverses it...
Kallie Green is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kallie Green grabs the ropes after 9 seconds...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Kallie Green ducks out of the way...
Alice Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double backdrop...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring and throws Alice Harris out of the ring...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Kallie Green into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a reverse DDT on Kallie Green...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a firemans carry into a DDT...
The crowd is going crazy...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a DDT on Kallie Green...
The crowd is going crazy...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Alice Harris enters the ring and throws Jessica Hendrix out of the ring...
The crowd is booing Alice Harris...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double arm wringer...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green catches Vanessa Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix breaks the hold after 6 seconds...
Vanessa Hendrix executes the Snap Crackle Pop on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Kallie Green tries to fight the pain...
Kallie Green summons one last burst of energy...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she should stop the fight...
Kallie Green shakes her head...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she should stop the fight...
Kallie Green shakes her head...
Kallie Green is writhing in pain...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's still there...
Kallie Green nods...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's had enough...
Kallie Green shakes her head...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's had enough...
Kallie Green shakes her head...
Kallie Green is barely hanging in there...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's still there...
Kallie Green nods...
Dana Riggelman asks Kallie Green if she's still there...
Kallie Green nods...
Dana Riggelman checks Kallie Green's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it stays up!
Kallie Green fights her way out of the hold after 1 minute...
Kallie Green goes for a high kick, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a tornado DDT, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a bulldog...
Kallie Green executes a reverse DDT on Vanessa Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kallie Green puts Vanessa Hendrix in a spinning toe hold...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix inches her way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green misses with a shoulderblock...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a spear...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with an elbow...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a firemans carry into a DDT...
The crowd is giving Vanessa Hendrix a standing ovation...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss pulls down the top rope...
Kallie Green goes outside...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Kallie Green takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a high kick...
Kallie Green goes for a bodyslam, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a small package...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a Shining Wizard, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Kallie Green nails Vanessa Hendrix with a high kick...
Kallie Green climbs back into the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a fisherman suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Alice Harris enters the ring and lays out Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Jessica Hendrix with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a knee to the face...
Jessica Hendrix uses a Shining Wizard on Kallie Green...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Kallie Green with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Kallie Green counters it with a go-behind...
In turn, Jessica Hendrix counters it with a backward kick...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a fisherman suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Jessica Hendrix throws Kallie Green into the turnbuckle, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a side suplex...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix executes the Jess in Time on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green breaks the hold after 15 seconds...
Kallie Green chops Jessica Hendrix...
There are lots of chants for Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix chops Kallie Green...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Kallie Green...
The crowd is going crazy...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green goes for an airplane spin, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a facerake...
Jessica Hendrix hits a swinging neckbreaker on Kallie Green...
The crowd is behind Jessica Hendrix all the way...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a springboard leaping swinging DDT, but Kallie Green throws him off...
Kallie Green hits Jessica Hendrix with a snap mare...
Kallie Green goes for an abdominal stretch, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a hiptoss...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a double-axhandle to the back...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix whip Kallie Green into the ropes...
They hit Kallie Green with a double clothesline...
Alice Harris enters the ring and lays out Vanessa Hendrix...
A fan at ringside badmouths Alice Harris...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Kallie Green and Alice Harris hit Jessica Hendrix with a double bodyslam...
Alice Harris leaves the ring...
Kallie Green locks Jessica Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Dana Riggelman checks Jessica Hendrix's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it falls...
Dana Riggelman stops the match after 16 seconds...
The crowd is going crazy...
TM: That right there is why the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Division here in the IXWA is on fire at the moment...
JT: Second to none... And I am hearing from my sources that some of the women would happily fight their male counterparts...
TM: Really? Hmm! That’s interesting...
SJD: The winners of the match... Kallie Green and Aliiiiiiiiice Haaaaaaaaaaarriiiiis!
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Winners: Kallie Green and Alice Harris
Time of match: 0:14:12
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for our main event of the evening... We are about to find out who is going to be the new IXWA Television Champion...
JT: And it’s not the originally scheduled match...
TM: Indeed not... IXWA CEO Neil Bonser earlier revealed that he had heard that Ric Beauty would’t be here to take part in the tournament final...
JT: So – he has given the spot to someone who has never had a match in the IXWA...
TM: Indeed – in a move that may well upset a lot of people Bonser has put Dylan Black in the match instead...
JT: It will be make or break for Black in his first match with the IXWA... Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is for the vacant IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the PA system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches the side of the ring...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start...]
Cue: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage
SJD: His opponent... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pensyllvania and weighing in at 225 pounds... This is "The Reject"... This is Dylaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaack!
[A huge pop hits the arena as Dylan Black comes out from behind the curtain and gives a huge shout to the crowd stating that he is here to fight... He takes little time as he makes his way to and in to the ring as the fans throw streamers at him as he waits for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 29, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***
IXWA Television Championship:
"The Reject" Dylan Black Vs "The Natural" Mike Jamison
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Dylan Black uses a Northern Lights suplex on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Dylan Black sets up Mike Jamison on the turnbuckle...
Dylan Black hits a superplex on Mike Jamison...
The crowd is starting to get behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black uses a chop on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Dylan Black uses a Samoan Drop on Mike Jamison...
A small "Dylan Black" chant is being started...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Dylan Black hits a dropkick on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black uses a dropkick on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black nails Mike Jamison with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black throws Mike Jamison out of the ring...
Dylan Black rolls out under the bottom rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Dylan Black climbs back into the ring...
Mike Jamison follows him back in...
Dylan Black executes a dropkick on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black executes a release German suplex on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Dylan Black counters it with a cross armbreaker...
Mike Jamison grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Dylan Black goes for a half nelson suplex, but Mike Jamison counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Mike Jamison hits a series of kicks to the chest on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mike Jamison counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
Mike Jamison covers Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Mike Jamison goes for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Dylan Black takes Mike Jamison down with a backdrop...
Dylan Black executes an STO on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black gets a side headlock on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
There are lots of chants for Dylan Black...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
There are lots of chants for Dylan Black...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with an STO...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a kick...
Mike Jamison nails Dylan Black with a snapmare...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with the Michinoku Driver...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a series of kicks to the chest...
Mike Jamison goes for a release German suplex, but Dylan Black counters it with a backward kick...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black nails Mike Jamison with a leaping Tornado DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black hits a flying dropkick on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black goes for a German suplex, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison executes a release German suplex on Dylan Black...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison hits an enzuigiri on Dylan Black...
A few fans are booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison catches Dylan Black in a figure-four leglock on the post...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
Dylan Black is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Dylan Black inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 11 seconds...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits an enzuigiri on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison goes for a bulldog, but Dylan Black counters it with a back suplex...
In turn, Mike Jamison counters it with an elbowsmash...
Mike Jamison executes a series of kicks to the chest on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison goes for a boot choke, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
A small "Dylan Black" chant is being started...
Mike Jamison kicks Dylan Black...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Mike Jamison chops Dylan Black...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black goes for a side headlock, but Mike Jamison counters it with a back suplex...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a kick...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison misses with a shoulderblock...
Dylan Black uses a swinging neckbreaker on Mike Jamison...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black nails Mike Jamison with a backdrop suplex...
Dylan Black goes for a German suplex, but Mike Jamison counters it with a backward kick...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black...
The crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison kicks Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison kicks Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Dylan Black chops Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Dylan Black misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison further incites the crowd...
Mike Jamison executes the Michinoku Driver on Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a neckbreaker drop...
Mike Jamison is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Mike Jamison nails Dylan Black with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison hits the Michinoku Driver on Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Dylan Black is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Dylan Black breaks the hold after 23 seconds...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Dylan Black ducks out of the way...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black catches Mike Jamison in a kneebar...
Mike Jamison makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Dylan Black hits a chop on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with a flying clothesline...
Dylan Black goes for the STF, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison throws Dylan Black out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six,
Dylan Black reenters the ring...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
Dylan Black kicks Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
Dylan Black puts Mike Jamison in a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Dylan Black hits a powerbomb on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black gives the sign for the Death Penalty...
Dylan Black executes the Death Penalty on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson checks Mike Jamison's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up!
Mike Jamison fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a kick...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with the Michinoku Driver...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a series of punches to the stomach...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black goes for a flying clothesline, but Mike Jamison ducks out of the way...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a release German suplex...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a frog splash...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison gets a boot choke on Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Mike Jamison to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four, five...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a piledriver...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Mike Jamison covers Dylan Black...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with a dropkick...
Dylan Black hits Mike Jamison with a flying clothesline...
The crowd erupts...
Dylan Black goes for a kneebar, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison goes for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Dylan Black hits a thrust kick to the head on Mike Jamison...
The crowd erupts...
Dylan Black throws Mike Jamison out of the ring...
Dylan Black goes through the ropes...
Dylan Black uses a back suplex on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Dylan Black executes a snap suplex on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Dylan Black runs Mike Jamison into the ringsteps...
Dylan Black takes Mike Jamison down with a chop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4...
Dylan Black climbs back into the ring...
Mike Jamison rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Dylan Black nails Mike Jamison with a backbreaker...
Dylan Black uses a powerbomb on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is giving Dylan Black a standing ovation...
TM: Wow! Wow! And again wow! What a fantastic match between two up and comers in wrestling in general and definitely here in the IXWA...
JT: Have to agree with you there and we have a new IXWA Television Champion in a man making his debut here tonight...
TM: He said at the start of the show and I quote “Let me start of by saying that IXWA will never - be the same again...” And do you know what? I think he may well be right...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEEEEEEW IXWA Television Champion – “The Reject” Dylaaaaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Dylan Black
Time of match: 0:13:42
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TM: Again – what a great match and I think it’s safe to say that the landscape of the IXWA just swerved ever so slightly off the course it was on previously...
JT: That’s all we have for this week though folks...
TM: Until next time... So long...
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