IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 1, 2015
Alex G. Spanos Center, Stockton, CALIFOrnIA
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Anthony O’Malley floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Welcome folks to Friday Night Beatdown here in Stockton, California...
JT: Yep... We’ve invaded the Alex G. Spanos Center...
TM: Tonight we have all of our champions in action and the Television Championship will be on the line... Up first though we have a six man tag team match...
JT: I love me a good six man tag team match but what’s the reasoning behind this one?
TM: No idea to be fair... I mean – it can’t be that important – they bought all the participants out already...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... They have been bought to the ring by Veronica... At a total combined weight of 748 pounds... Firstly from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe... His partner... From Beverly Hills, CA and weighing in at 260 pounds... Ace Styles... Their partner... From Beverly Hills, California and weighing in at 245 pounds... "Dynamite" Derrick North
[Smythe, Styles and North stand in the ring and discuss strategy...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 558 pounds... Weighing in at a combined weight of 280 pounds... Bang Wang... Chang Wang... THE WANG DYNASTY... Their partner...
From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 278 pounds... Tom Malice!
TM: Malice on his own is almost the same weight as the Wangs!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Six-Man Tag Team match:
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe &
The Real Nightlife of Beverly Hills (Ace Styles & Derrick North)
Vs
Tom Malice &
The Wang Dynasty (Bang Wang and Chang Wang)
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Chang Wang whips Ace Styles into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang uses an elbowsmash on Ace Styles...
Chang Wang sends Ace Styles into the turnbuckle, but Ace Styles reverses it...
Ace Styles charges in with a clothesline, but Chang Wang moves out of the way...
Chang Wang hits Ace Styles with a Hotshot...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang whips Ace Styles into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Chang Wang misses with a shoulderblock...
Ace Styles hits Chang Wang with a kick...
Ace Styles takes Chang Wang down with a punch...
Ace Styles goes for a punch, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang hits Ace Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang chops Ace Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang hits Ace Styles...
Chang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Chang Wang tags out to Tom Malice...
Chang Wang enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Tom Malice and Chang Wang hit Ace Styles with a double elbowsmash...
Tom Malice and Chang Wang whip Ace Styles into the ropes...
They hit Ace Styles with a double kick to the midsection...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Tom Malice takes Ace Styles down with a facerake...
Tom Malice nails Ace Styles with a face buster...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Tom Malice runs into the ropes...
Tom Malice nails Ace Styles with a clothesline...
Tom Malice goes for an eye gouge, but Ace Styles blocks it...
Ace Styles hits Tom Malice with a clothesline...
Ace Styles nails Tom Malice with a roundhouse right...
Ace Styles runs into the ropes...
Tom Malice takes Ace Styles down with a clothesline...
Tom Malice runs into the ropes...
Ace Styles nails Tom Malice with a roundhouse right...
Ace Styles tags out to Derrick North...
Ace Styles hits a clothesline on Tom Malice...
Derrick North uses a flying cross body press on Tom Malice...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ace Styles leaves the ring...
Derrick North hits a punch on Tom Malice...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Tom Malice takes Derrick North down with an inverted atomic drop...
Tom Malice tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang and Tom Malice whip Derrick North into the ropes...
They hit Derrick North with a double kick to the midsection...
Bang Wang and Tom Malice whip Derrick North into the ropes...
They hit Derrick North with a double backdrop...
Tom Malice leaves the ring...
Bang Wang locks Derrick North in an armbar submission...
Derrick North is struggling to reach the ropes...
Derrick North reaches the ropes after 12 seconds...
Bang Wang takes Derrick North down with a fist to the midsection...
Bang Wang nails Derrick North with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Bang Wang goes for a side suplex, but Derrick North blocks it...
Derrick North takes Bang Wang down with a clothesline...
Derrick North goes for a German suplex, but Bang Wang counters it with a backward kick...
Bang Wang puts Derrick North in a sleeperhold...
Derrick North is struggling to reach the ropes...
Derrick North manages to grab the ropes after 13 seconds...
Bang Wang uses a knee to the back on Derrick North...
Bang Wang hits Derrick North with a kick to the midsection...
Bang Wang nails Derrick North with a kneelift...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Derrick North hits Bang Wang with a shoulderblock...
Derrick North nails Bang Wang with a forearm smash...
Derrick North tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe and Derrick North hit Bang Wang with a double vertical suplex...
Derrick North leaves the ring...
Archibald Smythe sets up Bang Wang on the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe uses a superplex on Bang Wang...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang hits Archibald Smythe with a backdrop...
Bang Wang tags out to Tom Malice...
Tom Malice attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but
Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Tom Malice executes a vertical suplex on Archibald Smythe...
Tom Malice runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Tom Malice with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Derrick North...
Bang Wang enters the ring and lays out Archibald Smythe...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Bang Wang...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Tom Malice goes for a jab, but Derrick North blocks it...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Tom Malice goes for a slap, but Derrick North reverses it...
Tom Malice begs off...
Derrick North tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Chang Wang enters the ring and throws Derrick North out of the ring...
Chang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Tom Malice and Chang Wang whip Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Archibald Smythe with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Archibald Smythe hits them with a double clothesline...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Archibald Smythe nails Tom Malice with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe goes for a head and arm suplex, but Tom Malice blocks it...
Tom Malice takes Archibald Smythe down with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Tom Malice tags out to Chang Wang...
Chang Wang and Tom Malice whip Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
They hit Archibald Smythe with a double elbowsmash...
Tom Malice leaves the ring...
Chang Wang nails Archibald Smythe with a headbutt...
Chang Wang tags out to Tom Malice...
Derrick North enters the ring and lays out Chang Wang...
Archibald Smythe and Derrick North whip Tom Malice into the ropes...
They hit Tom Malice with a double kick to the midsection...
Derrick North leaves the ring...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Tom Malice blocks it...
Tom Malice tags out to Chang Wang...
Tom Malice executes a lariat on Archibald Smythe...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Derrick North enters the ring and throws Tom Malice out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe and Derrick North whip Chang Wang into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Chang Wang with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash...
Derrick North leaves the ring...
Chang Wang executes a Hotshot on Archibald Smythe...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang nails Archibald Smythe with a DDT...
Chang Wang whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe gets a side headlock on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang tries to escape the hold...
Chang Wang manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a kneebreaker, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang executes an armdrag takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Chang Wang kicks Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe punches Chang Wang...
A few fans are cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Chang Wang hits Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang kicks Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang puts Archibald Smythe in an armbar submission...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe manages to grab the ropes after 13 seconds...
Chang Wang nails Archibald Smythe with a brain buster...
Chang Wang sends Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang goes for a piledriver, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Derrick North...
Derrick North goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang kicks Derrick North...
Derrick North chops Chang Wang...
A small "Derrick North" chant is being started...
Derrick North hits Chang Wang...
The crowd is starting to get behind Derrick North...
Derrick North hits Chang Wang with a kick to the midsection...
Derrick North catches Chang Wang in an abdominal stretch...
Chang Wang grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Derrick North throws Chang Wang out of the ring...
Derrick North goes outside...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Derrick North gets back into the ring...
Chang Wang rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Chang Wang brings the table into the ring...
Derrick North tags out to Ace Styles...
Ace Styles uses a forearm to the back on Chang Wang...
Ace Styles throws Chang Wang out of the ring...
Ace Styles goes through the ropes...
Ace Styles sets up Chang Wang on the table...
Ace Styles tries to drive Chang Wang through the table with the Styles Special but he blocks it...
Chang Wang uses a double underhook suplex on Ace Styles...
Chang Wang sets up Ace Styles on the table...
Chang Wang tries to drive Ace Styles through the table with the Suplex Piledriver but he blocks it...
Ace Styles hits Chang Wang with a series of punches...
Ace Styles works the crowd...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ace Styles...
Derrick North comes over to make it two-on-one...
Ace Styles executes the Styles Special on Chang Wang on the concrete floor...
Ace Styles shoves Chang Wang into the guardrail...
Ace Styles uses a clothesline on Chang Wang...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Ace Styles works the crowd...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles executes the Styles Special on Chang Wang on the concrete floor...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Chang Wang is out cold...
Ace Styles hits Chang Wang with a stomp...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Ace Styles works the crowd...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles shoves Chang Wang into the guardrail...
Ace Styles uses a roundhouse right on Chang Wang...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
Dana Riggelman counts: 6...
Ace Styles works the crowd...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles climbs back into the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: 7
Dana Riggelman counts: 8
Dana Riggelman counts: 9
Dana Riggelman counts: 10
Chang Wang is counted out...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
TM: Well...
JT: Well – that’s 11 and a half minutes of my life I won’t get back...
SJD: The winners of the match – Archibald Smythe, Ace Styles and Derrick North...
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Winners: Smythe, Ace Styles and Derrick North
Time of match: 0:11:33
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TM: Let's take a quick commercial break...
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first; already in the ring... Hailing from San Diego, CA and weighing in at 200 pounds... Crimson Mask...
[Crimson Mask stands motionless in the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air as the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Crimson Mask Vs
"The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Akira Razor goes for a handspring elbow, but Crimson Mask counters it with a belly-to-back suplex...
In turn, Akira Razor counters it with a go-behind...
Akira Razor hits a fireman's carry takedown on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor takes Crimson Mask down with a gutwrench suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor uses a belly-to-back suplex on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor goes for a head and arm suplex, but Crimson Mask counters it with a Victory Roll...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask punches Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask chops Akira Razor...
The crowd is cheering on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor hits Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask chops Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask executes an atomic drop on Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask nails Akira Razor with a dropkick...
Crimson Mask goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Akira Razor rolls out of the way...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is really behind Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor sets up Crimson Mask on the turnbuckle...
Akira Razor nails Crimson Mask with a belly-to-back superplex...
The crowd is really behind Akira Razor...
Akira Razor hits a roaring elbow smash on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor executes a snap suplex on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor goes for an armdrag, but Crimson Mask counters it with a backslide...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask goes for an anklelock, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor executes an armdrag on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor sends Crimson Mask into the turnbuckle...
Crimson Mask comes back and rocks Akira Razor with an elbow...
Crimson Mask executes a takeover suplex on Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask has the crowd going wild...
Crimson Mask is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Crimson Mask sets up the chair...
Crimson Mask nails Akira Razor with a cradle piledriver onto the chair...
The crowd is going crazy...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor with a snap suplex...
Crimson Mask goes for the torture rack, but Akira Razor counters it with an elbowsmash...
Akira Razor hits Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
Akira Razor chops Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask kicks Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor...
The crowd is behind Crimson Mask all the way...
Crimson Mask chops Akira Razor...
Akira Razor punches Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask punches Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask runs into the ropes...
Crimson Mask takes Akira Razor down with a Yakuza kick...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor with a flying legdrop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Crimson Mask takes Akira Razor down with a right jab...
The crowd is behind Crimson Mask all the way...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor with a fallaway slam...
Crimson Mask sets up the chair...
Crimson Mask executes a cradle piledriver onto the chair on Akira Razor...
The crowd is behind Crimson Mask all the way...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor with a backdrop driver...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask complains about a slow count...
Crimson Mask whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor uses a drop toe hold on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Akira Razor goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Crimson Mask blocks it...
Crimson Mask goes for a cradle piledriver, but Akira Razor counters it with a backdrop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
Akira Razor nails Crimson Mask with a handspring elbow...
The crowd is going crazy...
Akira Razor goes for an armdrag, but Crimson Mask counters it with a spinning headscissors...
Crimson Mask sets up Akira Razor on the turnbuckle...
Crimson Mask executes a top-rope neckbreaker on Akira Razor...
The crowd is behind Crimson Mask all the way...
Crimson Mask executes a backbreaker on Akira Razor...
The chants for Crimson Mask are deafening...
Crimson Mask nails Akira Razor with running legdrop...
Crimson Mask whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Crimson Mask with an elbow...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
SJD: The winner of the match - Akira Raaaaaazooooooooorrrrrrr!
TM: Another win for Razor...
JT: True – but he needs to start getting wins against people that matter... Not these guys that Bonser has hired to make the regulars look good...
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Winner: "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
Time of match: 0:05:08
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[That familiar beginning guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have a Drink on Me” begins blaring throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
Oh, Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the tip
We'll get hell to pay
[The O’Malley Brothers, along with Jessica Jennings-O’Malley, walk out from behind the curtain and onto the stage... Marcus is wearing a pair of blue jeans with holes ripped in the knees, black tennis shoes and an authentic NY Yankees Derek Jeter #2 home pinstriped jersey... Anthony is wearing a pair of faded blue jeans, red tennis shoes, a vintage Nolan Ryan #30 NY Mets home jersey and a backwards Mets baseball cap... His curly red locks stick out under the side of his baseball cap... Jessica is wearing a pair of blue jeans, an IXWA-trademarked O’Malley Brothers T-Shirt and a blue jean jacket...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Come on
[Marcus and Anthony look throughout the crowd with grins on their collective faces... While holding a mic with his right hand, Marcus raises his right arm in the air as Anthony looks in the camera and says something that we can’t make out...]
I’m Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
[The trio walks down the aisle, emphatically high-fiving the fans down the aisle...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Get stoned
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
[The brothers get to ringside... Marcus climbs under the bottom rope while Anthony hops over the top rope... They get on opposite sides of the ring to pose for the fans...]
Oooh
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise
[Both brothers meet in the center of the ring and slowly soak in all the cheers from their faithful fans...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink oooooooon me
[Anthony looks throughout the crowd with a look of deep thought and determination as he pulls a mic out of his back pants pocket...]
AO: There’s just one thing I want to know tonight and that is: Ric? Roman?
[Anthony walks a couple steps forward and in and nonchalant manner begins to lean forward against the top rope...]
AO: Did we get your attention yet?
[The crowd massively pops at Anthony’s question...]
AO: The only thing I know for sure is that we didn’t get an answer from either one of you about our little “business proposition”... But do we now have your attention? Now that I think about it, it has never failed with the two of you... You guys have never wanted to do things the easy way and handle business like grown men should... Instead, you want to stall and procrastinate and sit there idly and pray that someone comes along to do your dirty laundry for you... Things didn’t have to escalate the way they did in Oakland Roman if you would have just only grew a pair of man marbles and said that one simple one syllable word... Yes...
[The crowd roars in approval...]
AO: You hear the fans, Roman... They want it... And you know I want it... You and me for your Extreme Warrior title... That’s it... Nothing more and nothing less... And no doubt, you were ready to let your foolish pride once again get in the way of a good business decision when Ric and his over-inflated ego decided to crash the party... For the love of Peter Pan Ric…...really??? You’re still pissing and moaning over something that happened in Vegas 10 YEARS AGO?!?!? Really??? I swear, sometimes I think a preschooler with an Asthmatic condition has more maturity and common sense than you... I got three words for you Ric: Get... Over... Yourself!!
[The crowd pops as a small “Suck It up Ric, Suck It Up!!!” chant starts...]
AO: You want to get real about some things, Ric? Let’s get real, shall we? You may be right about some things... Maybe Marcus and I have had more than our fair share of the main event spotlight in the past... And yeah, maybe we were in that spotlight a lot more than we honestly deserved... And yeah, we did have more than one moment where we choked in the most important matches of our career and failed to grab that ever elusive brass ring…...but at least it was people like Marcus and I that kept your company afloat when Val was going after EVERY dime you had in Divorce Court!
[The crowd gasps in unison at that realistic bullet that Anthony just fired... Anthony nods his head and looks at the camera while making a gun gesture with his left hand...]
AO: You want me to keep shooting, Cowboy? Since you’re the one still with the decade long grudge against us, why won’t you come out in the open and admit the truth??? It was you and your jealous, obsessive and paranoid behavior that pushed Val away to begin with... And just for the record Richard, I wasn’t the one who pursued Val in the first place……she was the one who pursued me! Looking back at it, I guess no girl could blame her... I mean every woman eventually gets sick and tired of eating cocktail wieners on a Vienna sausage budget... How was I supposed to know that she had a deep and intense craving for Italian Sausage, eh???
[A mischievous grin grows rapidly on Anthony’s face as he knows that bullet was a direct hit... He stands upright and starts walking around the ring...]
AO: And the sad thing is just like in Vegas when you didn’t have the balls to fire me then, you don’t have the balls now to come out here and make me eat my words... You know that jingling sound Val’s purse always makes when she’s at ringside? That’s not loose change a knocking around in there…...that’s actually Ric’s balls...
[The crowd gasps and laughs that at comment... The grin on Anthony’s face rapidly disappears and he looks back at Marcus who begins to speak...]
MO: Tha one ques’ion I have fer ye is what ‘cuse is tha two o’ ye makin’ fer losin’ last week? Sur’ly ye can’t blame it on us... All we were doin’ was watchin’ ye match backstage... It’s not like we knew that a cam’raman was filmin’ us... An’ look what happ’ned? Tha big dog o’ tha IXWA wound up flat on’is back... An’ where was Ric?? Too worr’ed a-boot protectin’ his own ego an’ his ca’cass than savin’ his new best friend... But leave it ta Ric ta always blame some’ne else fer his issues...
[Marcus slowly paces around the arena in thought for a few seconds before continuing to speak...]
MO: Rom’n, don’t be a-fool... Don’t let Ric talk ye into a lot o’decis’ons that ye’ll wind up regrettin’... Z’bras nev’r change they stripes an’ leop’rds nev’r lose they spots... This same man that’s makin’ ye think he’s ye best friend right now is also tha same man that’ll slit ye throat when ye least expect it... Tha only reas’n why he’s ye friend now is cause he’s workin’ his way up ta takin’ ye titl’... An’ if he does that, then he’ll have no use fer ye... But obvios’y ye are a grown man an’ cap’ble o’ makin’ ye own decis’ns... We can’t make up ye mind fer ye... Ye got ta do it yerself... Rega’dless, Anth’ny an’ I need an’ answ’r t’night... At Quest Fer Tha Best in June……...will ye or won’t ye?? Don’t make this any hard’r than it needs ta be, Gentl’men... Ye can say yes an’ get tha load off ye should’rs till June……or ye can say nay an’ Anth’ny an’ I will just keep makin’ ye lives a livin’ Hell till ye fin’lly cave in an’ say yes an’ways... An’ believe me Rom’n……tha less’ns will keep gettin’ hard’r... If fear’s all that’s stoppin’ ye boys……...damn ye souls cause tha Lord hates a cow’rd...
[Anthony walks over to his older brother and puts his left arm around Marcus’s shoulder...]
AO: Do we have your attention now?
[With that, Anthony flips the mic out of the ring as both brothers stad and await their opponents...]
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: Introducing first... Already in the ring, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The O’Malley Brothers look confident...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
SJD: From West A Street, Haywood CA and weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds... Ricky J... JRG... THE DEF B I POSSE...
[The crowd boo some more...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
The Def B. I. Posse Vs The O'Malley Brothers
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ricky J places Marcus O'Malley on the turnbuckle...
Ricky J takes Marcus O'Malley down with a superplex...
Ricky J goes for a roundhouse kick, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a legsweep...
Marcus O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley whips Ricky J into the turnbuckle...
Marcus O'Malley runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ricky J lifts his knee...
Ricky J nails Marcus O'Malley with a spin kick...
Ricky J chops Marcus O'Malley...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Marcus O'Malley kicks Ricky J...
Marcus O'Malley kicks Ricky J...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a chokehold, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J uses a DDT on Marcus O'Malley...
Ricky J is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Ricky J tags out to JRG...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring, but gets cut off...
JRG and Ricky J whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double backdrop...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
JRG hits Marcus O'Malley with a backdrop...
JRG executes a legdrop on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a punch, but JRG counters it with a roundhouse right...
JRG hits Marcus O'Malley with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
JRG nails Marcus O'Malley with a big boot...
JRG is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
JRG goes for a full nelson, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley throws JRG out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying elbowdrop, but JRG moves out of the way...
JRG runs Marcus O'Malley into the ringsteps...
JRG uses a powerslam on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Ricky J comes over to make it two-on-one...
Ricky J hits a dropsault on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG goes for a lariat, but Marcus O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Marcus O'Malley sets up a table...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Marcus O'Malley is handed a frying pan...
Marcus O'Malley hits him with the frying pan...
Marcus O'Malley uses a knife-edge chop on JRG...
Marcus O'Malley throws JRG back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley nails JRG with a bodyslam...
Anthony O'Malley uses a flying bodypress on JRG...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit JRG with a double elbowdrop...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits a flying dropkick on JRG...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Anthony O'Malley with an elbow...
JRG goes for a backbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley kicks JRG...
Anthony O'Malley hits JRG...
JRG chops Anthony O'Malley...
Quite a few boos are audible...
JRG kicks Anthony O'Malley...
JRG whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits JRG with a kick...
Anthony O'Malley hits an elbowdrop on JRG...
Anthony O'Malley takes JRG down with a bulldog...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a bulldog, but JRG counters it with a low blow...
JRG tags out to Ricky J...
Ricky J and JRG whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double clothesline...
JRG leaves the ring...
Ricky J executes a fisherman buster on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a jawbreaker...
A small "Anthony O'Malley" chant is being started...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a springboard bulldog...
A small "Anthony O'Malley" chant is being started...
Anthony O'Malley is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley and Ricky J get hit with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley hits a kick to the midsection on Ricky J...
Anthony O'Malley nails Ricky J with a kneebreaker...
Anthony O'Malley hits a Huracanrana on Ricky J...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Ricky J counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley with a cradle piledriver...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley with a Huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Ricky J goes outside...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Ricky J sets up Anthony O'Malley on the table...
Ricky J executes a moonsault bodyblock through the table...
The table is broken in half...
Ricky J shoves Anthony O'Malley into the guardrail...
Ricky J climbs back into the ring...
Anthony O'Malley follows him back in...
Ricky J nails Anthony O'Malley with a dropsault...
Ricky J is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ricky J executes a somersault legdrop on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Ricky J whips Anthony O'Malley into the turnbuckle...
Ricky J charges in with a handspring elbow...
Ricky J uses a dropsault on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J uses a split legged moonsault on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J hits a corkscrew armdrag on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J goes for a DDT, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Ricky J with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley nails Ricky J with a superkick...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a DDT...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a snap mare...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley uses a Russian legsweep on Ricky J...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley executes a springboard bulldog on Ricky J...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley whips Ricky J into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Ricky J throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Ricky J goes for a moonsault off the second turnbuckle, but Anthony O'Malley moves out of the way...
Ricky J is out cold...
The crowd is giving Anthony O'Malley a standing ovation...
Anthony O'Malley whips Ricky J into the guardrail...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a DDT...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Anthony O'Malley shoves Ricky J into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Anthony O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3
Perry Crabtree counts: 4
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Ricky J is counted out...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
TM: Another count-out? Really?
JT: Not impressive...
SJD: The winners of the match - the O’Malley Brothers...
JT: So much for the Posse appearing to be back on form after losing the belts...
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Winners: The O’Malley Brothers
Time of match: 0:08:32
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JT: Let’s see if the next match is any better...
TM: Who’s in it?
JT: Judd Crenshaw!
TM: Hmm... Might be OK then...
JT: Over to you Mr... Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... Fighting out of Compton, CA and weighing in at 265 pounds... Murda One!!!
[He stands motionless in the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks in over the PA system and the fans look towards the entrance way as Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw makes his way through the curtain...]
SJD: From Tampa, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds...
[Crenshaw stands for a moment, looking at the crowd menacingly, before slowly walking towards the ring... As he reaches the ringside area, he squats down at the ring steps, touches the bottom step with both hands, and then proceeds to get into the ring...]
SJD: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Murda One Vs Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Murda One kicks Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One chops Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Murda One takes Judd Crenshaw down with a running powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Murda One uses an inverted DDT on Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One seemingly enjoys the boos...
Murda One is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Murda One runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw goes for an STO, but Murda One counters it with a kneelift...
Murda One attempts to place Judd Crenshaw on the turnbuckle, but Judd Crenshaw blocks it...
Murda One sends Judd Crenshaw into the turnbuckle...
Murda One runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Judd Crenshaw lifts his knee...
Judd Crenshaw whips Murda One into the ropes...
Murda One misses with a shoulderblock...
Murda One hits Judd Crenshaw with a shoulderblock...
Murda One goes for a headlock, gouging a fork into her forehead, but
Judd Crenshaw counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Judd Crenshaw hits Murda One...
Murda One kicks Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Murda One chops Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One seemingly enjoys the boos...
Murda One goes for a fallaway slam, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a forearm smash...
Judd Crenshaw hits Murda One with a backdrop...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a backdrop, but Murda One blocks it...
Murda One executes a Samoan Drop on Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One hits Judd Crenshaw with a running powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Murda One whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Murda One hits Judd Crenshaw with an elbow...
Murda One whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes, but Judd Crenshaw reverses it...
Judd Crenshaw catches Murda One in a Fujiwara armbar...
Judd Crenshaw lets go after 11 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw locks Murda One in a Fujiwara armbar...
Murda One is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Murda One grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw punches Murda One...
The cheers for Judd Crenshaw are drowning out the boos...
Judd Crenshaw chops Murda One...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw hits Murda One with a clothesline...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a DDT, but Murda One blocks it...
Murda One nails Judd Crenshaw with a backdrop driver...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Murda One shoves down Scott Braski...
Scott Braski disqualifies Murda One...
The cheers for Judd Crenshaw are drowning out the boos...
TM: Well that was pretty quick...
JT: Another guy though who needs to start beating guys with some credentials...
SJD: The winner of the match
SJD: The winner of the match - Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw!
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Winner: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
Time of match: 0:02:37
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TM: Up next we have a six person tag team match where newcomer Seth Bronwen is teaming up with the seasoned team of Dick Ryder...
JT: Ahahahaha!
TM: And Mike Hunt...
JT: Hehehehehehe... That always makes me laugh...
TM: Would you be serious?
JT: Oooh – sorry "Gorilla"...
TM: And they are facing current IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion – Olivia Ogilvie and the former champion Lady Fantasy and an as yet undisclosed partner...
JT: Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall...
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach thunderously blasts throughout the arena as the lights are cut off... A white spotlight shines onto a 6 foot 10 inch, 300 pound red-eyed giant known as “Lucifer’s Retort” Seth Bronwen, walking with a purpose to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction... Seth wears a black leather top over a metal breast plate... The two are attached... This leather covering is fashioned into what looks like a leather breast plate... It attaches at the shoulders with medium sized, gold buttons... On the chest of this leather top are golden symbols... Also, on the rib cage are six medium sized, gold buttons... Seth removes this gear upon his entrance into the ring... Then, in a second piece - A leather waist-line with gold, medium size buttons going around the entire waist line is attached to six six-inch leather loops, some-what diamond-shaped where the bottoms end right at the knees... These loops are in front and back of Seth’s lower-body... He is barefoot... Also, balled around his left hand is a portion of the Log Chain he’s dragging to the ring as another half of the chain slithers about three feet behind him... In his right hand is a tattered, beat-up teddy bear that he hold onto with a tight grip...]
SJD: Introducing first... From National, Florida and weighing in at 300 pounds... "Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[As Seth gets to ring-side, he sets the log chain in the near-aisle-left-turnbuckle corner of the ring... He then sets his teddy bear near the ring steps... As he removes his leather top and breast-plate and places it near the ring steps the camera focuses in on the teddy bear as the referee kicks the chain to the outside mat and we notice the life-like red eyes in the teddy bear, almost looking as if it’s alive...]
SJD: His partners...
[Wearing "Double Entendres" red sleeveless t-shirts, "Rock Hard" Dick Ryder & "Tasty" Mike Hunt appear on the screen - with "Studd Muffin" Tiberius Nixon standing behind them... The muscular Ryder raises his chin as he places his fists his on his hips as his partner Hunt flashes a cocky grin, stroking his goatee...]
Cue: "Bulldozer" by Machine Head
[And out steps the tandem of "Rock Hard" Dick Ryder and "Tasty" Mike Hunt wearing ungodly arrogant smirks and slightly bobbing their heads to the music, which is "Bulldozer" by Machine Head... They are, as always, accompanied to the ring by their manager, former ICWF World Tag Team champion, "Studd Muffin" Tiberius Nixon...]
"There's a pain that's inside us and we're letting it ouuuut..."
"Charge right in!!! we dare to fail..."
"No one is giving in, always we live to win!!!"
"A hunger turns and burns inside of all of us..."
"And it will not be denied!!!"
[The fans made sure to show their displeasure, with a selection of cheers, for the arrival of Double Entendres as they scream at the top of their lungs... Hunt and Ryder simply shrugged it off as they peered out at the mostly disapproving fans before glancing to one another...]
"Walking a path unravelled to reach higher level..."
"Challenging always going against the graaaain..."
"Blood for blood!!! That is the rule!!!"
"And we will make the rules!!! Never be fortune's fool!!!"
"There's right and wrong in almost everything we do..."
"For us we do what is right!!!"
[Clenching their fists, Dick and Mike punched knuckles with one another before turning to head towards the ring... All negative signs and reaching hands were ignored by the duo as they continued down the ramp but those that actually cheered them got a glance or a smirk... Once they met the ringside area, Hunt was quick to hop to the apron and slingshot into the ring clearly over the top rope while Ryder took the steps, glancing out the fans and shrugging once more before he ducked into the ring too...]
"Bulldozer-feeds-upon-the-weaker-as-they-fall..."
"Bulldozer crushes ALL!!! ALL!!! UH!!! UH!!!"
[The rhythmic rushing guitar and strong drums continue to pound out loudly over the PA system while Dick and Mike each head to opposing corners to climb up top and, in unison, thrust their clench fists into the air only to prompt another round of boos and vague cheers... Ryder looked down and saw some anti-Double Entendres fans and he pointed a warning down at them...]
"Somebody told me I should do what they told me..."
"But there's a hole in that plan and I'm tearing it dowwwn!!!"
"Trust our guts, follow our hearts!!!"
"No one can break these nuts, these lips ain't kissing butts!!!"
"The path of most resistance tests all of our strength!!!"
"This strength will not be deniiieeed!!!"
[Dropping from his corner, Ryder turned and rushed off the ropes running them out and stretching on them while Mike turned and leaped from his corner, ripping his t-shirt over his head and turning to insultingly throw into the announcer's face...]
"Bulldozer-feeds-upon-the-weaker-as-they-fall..."
"Bulldozer crushes ALL!!! ALL!!! "
"Bulldozer-feeds-upon-the-weaker-as-they-fall..."
"Bulldozer crushes ALL!!! ALL!!!"
"Walking on paths unravelled..."
"Challenging one and all"
"Deeper into the battles..."
"Alone and standing tall"
SJD: Led to the ring by "Studd Muffin" Tiberius Nixon... At a total combined weight of 470 pounds... "Tasty" Mike Hunt... "Rock Hard" Dick Ryder... DOUBLE ENTENDRES!!!
[Bronwen, Nixon, Hunt & Ryder huddle in the corner, discussing strategy...]
SJD: Their opponents... Introducing first...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion... This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring, championship belt strapped around her waist, before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet...]
SJD: Her partner...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!!
[Ogilvie and Fantasy smile knowingly at each other...]
SJD: Their partner...?
[The lights in the arena go out... "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners erupts over the PA of the arena...]
JT: Holy crap!!!
TM: It's Lady Fantasy's husband!
JT: And boy does he look pissed off!
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 295 pounds... He is the owner of the IXWA - “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payyyyyynnnnnee!!!
[The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp... He has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard… Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back... He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Intergender Six Person Tag Team match:
"Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen &
Double Entendres ("Rock Hard" Dick Ryder & "Tasty" Mike Hunt)
Vs
"Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie,
Lady Fantasy & "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy nails Dick Ryder with a kick to the midsection...
Damian Payne enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Seth Bronwen enters the ring and throws Damian Payne out of the ring...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Seth Bronwen...
Dick Ryder and Seth Bronwen whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double kick to the midsection...
Seth Bronwen leaves the ring...
Dick Ryder goes for a clothesline, but Lady Fantasy ducks out of the way...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Dick Ryder with an elbow...
Lady Fantasy hits Dick Ryder with a DDT...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Dick Ryder executes a spear on Lady Fantasy...
Dick Ryder takes Lady Fantasy down with a DDT...
Dick Ryder is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Dick Ryder executes the Bump and Grind on Lady Fantasy...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Dick Ryder tags out to Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen and Dick Ryder whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double backdrop...
Seth Bronwen and Dick Ryder hit Lady Fantasy with a double snap suplex...
Dick Ryder leaves the ring...
Seth Bronwen uses an elbowsmash on Lady Fantasy...
Seth Bronwen whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Seth Bronwen goes for a snap suplex, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy uses a backbreaker on Seth Bronwen...
Lady Fantasy whips Seth Bronwen into the turnbuckle...
Lady Fantasy uses a flapjack on Seth Bronwen...
Lady Fantasy nails Seth Bronwen with a dropkick...
Lady Fantasy takes Seth Bronwen down with a backbreaker...
Lady Fantasy goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen goes for a double underhook DDT, but Lady Fantasy counters it with
a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Damian Payne...
Dick Ryder enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Lady Fantasy nails Seth Bronwen with a DDT...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
Damian Payne hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Seth Bronwen...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Damian Payne...
Damian Payne and Lady Fantasy whip Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
They hit Seth Bronwen with a double kick to the midsection...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Damian Payne nails Seth Bronwen with a reverse flying elbowdrop...
Damian Payne is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Damian Payne and Lady Fantasy whip Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
They hit Seth Bronwen with a double backdrop...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Seth Bronwen...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Seth Bronwen misses with a clothesline...
Damian Payne uses a jumping DDT on Seth Bronwen...
Damian Payne puts Seth Bronwen in a camel clutch...
Seth Bronwen reaches the ropes after holding out for 11 seconds...
Damian Payne executes a tornado DDT on Seth Bronwen...
A portion of the crowd is booing Damian Payne...
Damian Payne goes for a sitout power bomb, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen tags out to Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder and Seth Bronwen whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Damian Payne with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Damian Payne...
Seth Bronwen leaves the ring...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Dick Ryder nails Damian Payne with a spinebuster...
Dick Ryder takes Damian Payne down with a piledriver...
Dick Ryder goes for a spear, but Damian Payne side-steps and Dick Ryder crashes to the canvas...
Damian Payne hits Dick Ryder with a tornado DDT...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Damian Payne executes a pumphandle suplex on Dick Ryder...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Dick Ryder throws him off...
Dick Ryder whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Dick Ryder uses a Samoan Drop on Damian Payne...
Dick Ryder puts Damian Payne in a figure-four leglock...
Damian Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Damian Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Damian Payne is writhing in pain...
Perry Crabtree asks Damian Payne if he's still there...
Damian Payne nods...
Damian Payne tries to fight the pain...
Damian Payne breaks the hold after 33 seconds...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Lady Fantasy nails Dick Ryder with a vertical suplex...
Damian Payne hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Dick Ryder...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Lady Fantasy hits Dick Ryder with a swinging neckbreaker...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
Damian Payne climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Dick Ryder throws him to the mat...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Dick Ryder nails Damian Payne with a running knee lift...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder goes for a Samoan Drop, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbowsmash...
Damian Payne throws Dick Ryder into the turnbuckle, but Dick Ryder reverses it...
Dick Ryder tags out to Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen and Dick Ryder whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
They hit Damian Payne with a double fist to the midsection...
Seth Bronwen and Dick Ryder whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
They hit Damian Payne with a double backdrop...
Dick Ryder leaves the ring...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne hits Seth Bronwen with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne hits a flying clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Damian Payne whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Damian Payne goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Seth Bronwen counters it with an inside cradle...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Seth Bronwen tags out to Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder and Seth Bronwen whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
They hit Damian Payne with a double backdrop...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring and throws Seth Bronwen out of the ring...
A portion of the crowd is booing Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Damian Payne goes for a running powerbomb, but Dick Ryder counters it with a Huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder takes Damian Payne down with a DDT...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder tags out to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt nails Damian Payne with a superkick...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt with an elbow...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Mike Hunt counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Hunt goes for a DDT, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne whips Mike Hunt into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt with a kick...
Damian Payne takes Mike Hunt down with a running powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne nails Mike Hunt with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Damian Payne goes for a tornado DDT, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt hits Damian Payne with a tornado DDT...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt executes a reverse DDT on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Mike Hunt whips Damian Payne into the ropes, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Mike Hunt uses a swinging neckbreaker on Damian Payne...
Mike Hunt goes for a fisherman suplex, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt with a sitout power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Damian Payne tags out to Olivia Ogilvie...
Seth Bronwen enters the ring and throws Damian Payne out of the ring...
Mike Hunt and Seth Bronwen whip Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes...
They hit Olivia Ogilvie with a double fist to the midsection...
Seth Bronwen leaves the ring...
Mike Hunt throws Olivia Ogilvie out of the ring...
Mike Hunt goes outside...
Mike Hunt whips Olivia Ogilvie into the guardrail...
Mike Hunt knocks Olivia Ogilvie into the ringsteps...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt throws Olivia Ogilvie into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Mike Hunt uses a swinging neckbreaker on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Mike Hunt executes a DDT on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Mike Hunt shoves Olivia Ogilvie into the guardrail...
Mike Hunt takes Olivia Ogilvie down with flying headscissors...
Mike Hunt goes for a release German suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a backward kick...
A portion of the crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Mike Hunt into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for an eye gouge, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Perry Crabtree counts: 6...
Seth Bronwen comes over to make it two-on-one...
Damian Payne comes over, but gets cut off...
Mike Hunt and Seth Bronwen hit Olivia Ogilvie with a double back suplex...
Damian Payne gets back up and lays out Seth Bronwen...
Olivia Ogilvie and Damian Payne hit Mike Hunt with a double back suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Mike Hunt back into the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Mike Hunt with a single arm DDT...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a butt-bump on Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a hair pull, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt goes for a tornado DDT, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Mike Hunt with a kick...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a hair pull takedown on Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for an eye gouge, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a snap suplex...
Mike Hunt punches Olivia Ogilvie...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Mike Hunt...
Damian Payne enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Olivia Ogilvie and Damian Payne whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double clothesline...
Damian Payne leaves the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Mike Hunt down with a snap mare...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a hair pull takedown on Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Mike Hunt with a side suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a scoop slam, but Mike Hunt counters it with the Swinging DDT...
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Hunt...
In turn, Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a throw-off...
Olivia Ogilvie tags out to Damian Payne...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Mike Hunt counters it with a cradle suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie rolls out of the ring...
Mike Hunt whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Mike Hunt goes for flying headscissors, but Damian Payne counters it with a Hotshot...
Olivia Ogilvie enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Mike Hunt down with a Russian legsweep...
A portion of the crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Damian Payne hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Mike Hunt...
Damian Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Olivia Ogilvie leaves the ring...
Damian Payne goes for a shooting star press, but Mike Hunt counters it with a kneelift...
Mike Hunt executes the FUGGETABOUTIT! on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Hunt tags out to Seth Bronwen...
Olivia Ogilvie enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Seth Bronwen and Mike Hunt hit Damian Payne with a double DDT...
Olivia Ogilvie gets back up and throws Mike Hunt out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Seth Bronwen ducks out of the way...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Damian Payne...
Seth Bronwen is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Hunt tangles up Olivia Ogilvie...
Seth Bronwen uses a gutwrench suplex on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie leaves the ring...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Seth Bronwen with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Olivia Ogilvie leaves the ring...
Damian Payne goes for a camel clutch, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen executes the Last Stop on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Seth Bronwen is starting to get more cheers than boos...
TM: I have to admit I found that match quite intriguing...
JT: I don’t think we have seen the last of Bronwen & Payne... Their paths will cross again...
SJD: The winners of the match: Double Entenders and Seeeeeeeeeeth Bronwen!
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Winners: Double Entendres and Seth Bronwen
Time of match: 0:14:46
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[Scene opens inside a private gymnasium... It is dimly lit... A solitary spotlight illuminates where “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline works out... The “Golden Goddess” Gina Gordon is proving to be quite the task master... As the camera zooms in, she can be heard yelling…...]
GG: COME ON KLINE! LIFT IT! GIVE ME THREE MORE!
[The camera finds Kline on the bench press... His Handsome Dan Yale Bulldog Tee, is soaked... His styled hair is wild, wet and out of control... He glances over and sees the camera approach... He grits his teeth and pushes the weight into the air, then slowly lowering back to his chest...]
GG: ONE! TWO MORE BABE! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, OR YOU WON’T GET WHAT YOU WANT!
[Kline grimaces, breathing heavily, he thrusts the bar into the air again, again slow lowering it and exhaling as he does...]
GG: TWO! LAST ONE BABE! LAST ONE!
[Kline lets out a battle cry and throw the weight off of his chest ... Gordon’s demeanor changes in an instant... She jumps up and down and begins clapping to the delight of the crowd and Kline alike...]
GG: You did it babe, you did it!
[Gordon spots the camera for the first time...]
GG: Hey who invited you?!?! Private workout you piece of…
[Kline stands up off the bench and grabs Gina’s hand...]
CK: It’s OK Coach... I invited them here...
[Gordon turns back to Kline and smiles at him...]
GG: Coach? I like that... OK then... Wrap up with the press and hit the showers big guy!
[She slaps Kline on the rear and walks back towards the locker room area...]
GG: If you hurry up you may even catch me in there...
[She leans in and kisses Kline on the cheek... She turns and sexily saunters away... Kline watches her go with a Big Bad Wolf look on his face...]
CK: OK let’s make this quick! Ric Beauty I have been asked all week how I feel about losing to you on Friday... My answer? Grateful... Thanks you for showing me the way... Thank you for showing me that Bosner will take the anytime, anyplace clause of the Survival of the Fittest and follow through with it... Yes it sucked you came into a match in progress and beat me, But we all KNOW that was the ONLY WAY you could have beat me...
[Kline smiles...]
CK: Still I have to admit I learned everything about you by doing what you did... I realized you didn’t think you were man enough to come up and face me one on one... You had to interject yourself into the situation long after the match had started... Again can’t say I blame you... I wouldn’t want to face me when I am 100%... You played it cagy, you played it smart and for that I applaud you...
[Kline slowly, mockingly claps...]
CK: Still the most important thing I learned about you... You truly in your heart of hearts don’t believe you are the best Wrestler in IXWA... You had the Golden Ticket... Any title, any time... So Which one do you pick? The IXWA TV Title? Why wouldn’t you go for the Extreme Warrior Championship? Or even the World Tag Titles? Simple answer is deep down you know, you are not man enough to hold them... Sure you may have won it, coming in the middle the way you did... Still you KNOW in your heart of hearts, you are only just so good... So talented... Good enough to be on the show but you cannot OWN THE SHOW! I have no doubts Ric... My confidence is sky high... So after this week, no matter what happens... When my time comes to cash in MY golden ticket, it will serve to show you just how pathetic and cowardly you really are... Enjoy being second best, while I claim my glory...
[Fade to Black...]
ADVERT
[Backstage, Ric Beauty is sitting in front of a TV... We hear Anthony O'Malley
DO WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW? DO WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW?
Ric is playing it over and over and at a super loud volume... Ric hasn't a look like this on his face in his whole time in the IXWA... Val walks in... When she sees what is going she stops, she starts to leave the room but Ric sees her... He pauses the playback on the TV, there is a close up of Anthony O'Malley...]
VAL: Ric, we can't do this right now... You have a title defense...
RIC BEAUTY: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? We are never going to get past this! All these years, all the time, all the counseling and yet here we are again...
VAL: I can't change the-
RIC BEAUTY: SHUT UP! Just shut up!
VAL: You can't talk to me-
RIC BEAUTY: I will say whatever the hell I want! I will SAY WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!
VAL: [pissed...] So what do you want to say Ric?
RIC BEAUTY: I am going to end this once and for all...
VAL: So you are going to risk everything we worked for so you can beat up Anthony O'Malley?
RIC BEAUTY: I mean us... We are done!
[there is a moment of silence, a quiet as Val realizes what Ric is saying...]
VAL: Ric you better think about what you are saying!
RIC BEAUTY: [walks up to her, nose to nose...] We are done! And yes, Anthony O'Malley is going to pay for all the pain between us...
[Ric walks past her and out of the locker room, the camera closes in on Val who has tears running down her face...]
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Ringside:
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TM: I’m not sure what to say about what we just saw...
JT: Kind of awkward...
TM: And Ric Beauty is heading to ringside as we speak...
JT: Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
SJD: His opponent...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring with the IXWA Television Championship clutched in his hand... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen - weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Television Champion... RIC BEAUTY!
[Ric smiles to himself and hands the championship belt to the referee...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
IXWA Television Championship match:
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline
Vs "24 Hour Man" Ric Beauty
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a backdrop, but Charlie Kline counters it with a sunset flip...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a flying reverse neckbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a flip piledriver, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline punches Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with an eye gouge...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a backdrop driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline throws Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline charges in with a handspring elbow, but Ric Beauty lifts his leg...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a spinning heel kick...
Charlie Kline goes for a handspring moonsault, but Ric Beauty gets his knees up
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Charlie Kline counters it with a jawbreaker...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Ric Beauty side-steps and
Charlie Kline only hits air...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a back suplex...
Ric Beauty hits a headlock takedown on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty goes for a backdrop, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a dropsault...
Charlie Kline goes for a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty side-steps and Charlie Kline only hits air...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Ric Beauty catches Charlie Kline in a leg grapevine...
Charlie Kline reaches the ropes after 6 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a dropkick to the knee...
Charlie Kline goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a slingshot suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline executes a dropsault on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline hits a cradle piledriver on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a headlock takedown, but Charlie Kline counters it with a back suplex...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline executes a clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline catches Ric Beauty in a figure-four leglock...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty breaks the hold after 13 seconds...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a spin kick...
Charlie Kline goes for a cradle piledriver, but Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty shoves down Dana Riggelman...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-back suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Charlie Kline goes for a Huracanrana, but Ric Beauty counters it with a jumping bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
The chants for Ric Beauty are deafening...
Ric Beauty executes a gutwrench suplex on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty goes for a double leg takedown, but Charlie Kline counters it with a double-axhandle to the back...
Charlie Kline hits a standing moonsault on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline hits a dropkick to the knee on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Charlie Kline falls out of the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Charlie Kline reenters the ring...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a chop...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a flying huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a release German suplex on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty falls out of the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Ric Beauty reenters the ring...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a moonsault bodyblock...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a kneedrop...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a flying huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
TM: The IXWA Television Championship changes hands – yet again!
JT: Just like the proverbial hot potato!
TM: Er, yeah I guess...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEW IXWA Television Champion – Charliiiiiiiiiiee Kline!
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:08:08
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[Beauty comes to as the announcement is made and when he realises what has happened he is clearly incensed... He scrambles to his feet as Kline leaves the ring, runs over and kicks the rope... Kline looks back at him and sneers... This pushes Beauty over the edge and he slides under the bottom rope and starts to chase Kline back through the curtain to the backstage area...]
TM: Ric Beauty is clearly under a lot of stress at the moment...
JT: And Charlie Kline rubbing his victory in didn’t help...
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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TM: We’re back and in a change to the advertised match – The Mason-Dixon Line are going to face a last minute replacement team...
JT: Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a non-title tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiselled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions - THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The opening refrain of "A Country Boy Can Survive" blares over the house PA as Joey and Earl Bradshaw make their way to the ring... Both men, dressed in their usual attire of sleeveless t-shirts and baggy cutoffs, slowly stalk towards the ring while shouting insults at their opponents...]
SJD: Hailing from Cottondale, Florida and weighing in at a total combined weight of 480 pounds... Earl Bradshaw... Joey Bradshaw... THE WEST FLORIDA REDNECKS
JT: Hey, I remember these guys... They were pretty good in the past...
TM: All the way back in 2014!
[They climb through the ropes and crisscross the ring, bouncing off the ropes and meeting in mid ring where they jump and bump their hips together... As the music fades they go to their corner and confer with one another until the bell rings...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Non-title match:
The West Florida Rednecks Vs The Mason-Dixon Line
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips uses a shoulderblock to the midsection on Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips kicks Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips kicks Joey Bradshaw...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips hits a front slam on Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips has the crowd going wild...
Mason Phillips uses a German suplex on Joey Bradshaw...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Mason Phillips whips Joey Bradshaw into the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw goes for a running clothesline, but Mason Phillips ducks out of the way...
Mason Phillips goes for a spinebuster slam, but Joey Bradshaw counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Joey Bradshaw hits a Turnbuckle Powerbomb on Mason Phillips...
A fan at ringside badmouths Joey Bradshaw...
Joey Bradshaw tags out to Earl Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring and throws Joey Bradshaw out of the ring...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Earl Bradshaw into the ropes...
They hit Earl Bradshaw with a double kick to the midsection...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips runs into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits a swinging neckbreaker on Earl Bradshaw...
The crowd is going crazy...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Mason Phillips hits a short clothesline on Earl Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Earl Bradshaw blocks it...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Earl Bradshaw whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon nails Earl Bradshaw with a running knee lift...
Stephen Dixon uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Earl Bradshaw...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Earl Bradshaw...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon goes for running legdrop, but Earl Bradshaw rolls out of the way...
Earl Bradshaw tags out to Joey Bradshaw...
Joey Bradshaw and Earl Bradshaw hit Stephen Dixon with a double DDT...
Earl Bradshaw leaves the ring...
Joey Bradshaw hits a running clothesline on Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw hits a kick to the midsection on Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw runs into the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw hits Stephen Dixon with a shoulderblock...
Joey Bradshaw whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw goes for a kick to the midsection, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with a kick...
Stephen Dixon gets a leg grapevine on Joey Bradshaw...
Joey Bradshaw is struggling to reach the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Stephen Dixon lets go after 16 seconds...
Stephen Dixon uses a slingshot suplex on Joey Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon goes for an arm wringer, but Joey Bradshaw counters it with a punch...
In turn, Stephen Dixon counters it with an armbreaker...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw punches Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw further incites the crowd...
Stephen Dixon punches Joey Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon chops Joey Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon takes Joey Bradshaw down with a running knee lift...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
Stephen Dixon hits a dragon suplex on Joey Bradshaw...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon hits a belly-to-back suplex on Joey Bradshaw...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon goes for a leg grapevine, but Joey Bradshaw blocks it...
Joey Bradshaw goes for a cradle piledriver, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Joey Bradshaw...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon whips Joey Bradshaw into the ropes, but Joey Bradshaw reverses it...
Joey Bradshaw goes for a sleeperhold, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a back suplex...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
In turn, Joey Bradshaw counters it with a cross-body block...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Joey Bradshaw complains about a slow count...
Joey Bradshaw runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with a running knee lift...
Stephen Dixon is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon whips Joey Bradshaw into the turnbuckle...
Stephen Dixon nails Joey Bradshaw with a forearm smash...
Stephen Dixon goes for a double underhook suplex, but Joey Bradshaw blocks it...
Joey Bradshaw whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon goes for belly to belly suplex, but Joey Bradshaw counters it with a kneelift...
In turn, Stephen Dixon counters it with a side step...
Stephen Dixon goes for a vertical suplex, but Joey Bradshaw reverses it...
Joey Bradshaw is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Joey Bradshaw gets a bearhug on Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Joey Bradshaw punches Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw further incites the crowd...
Stephen Dixon punches Joey Bradshaw...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Joey Bradshaw into the ropes...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon hit Joey Bradshaw with a double bodyslam...
Earl Bradshaw enters the ring and throws Stephen Dixon out of the ring...
Joey Bradshaw and Earl Bradshaw whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They hit Mason Phillips with a double clothesline...
Earl Bradshaw leaves the ring...
Joey Bradshaw whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips nails Joey Bradshaw with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Mason Phillips runs into the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw misses with an elbow...
Mason Phillips hits a swinging neckbreaker on Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips hits Joey Bradshaw with a series of mounted punches...
Mason Phillips takes Joey Bradshaw down with a legdrop...
Mason Phillips executes the Phillips Screwdriver on Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips has the crowd going wild...
Mason Phillips goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Earl Bradshaw doesn't make it in time... three...
The chants for Mason Phillips are deafening...
TM: See now that’s what tag team wrestling is all about!
JT: Have to say that was a great match...
TM: Maybe the Rednecks can negotiate another run in the IXWA...
JT: Who knows?
SJD: The winners of the match – The Mason-Dixon Line!
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Winners: The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:07:12
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[The referee hands the champions their belts as their opponents stand by their sides and hold their hands high in the air as the scene fades backstage...]
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Backstage:
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[Roman Anderson is backstage, looking at himself and his IXWA Extreme Warrior Title in the mirror...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: You know, the O'Malleys are like children... They ruin everything...
The IXWA won't be able to have nice things as long as they are around... So hopefully we can have a match where I can beat Anthony and his brother and send them packing...
But, that isn't tonight... Tonight is Brian Styles... Now Brian is a pretty big guy, but he isn't as smart as me...
You can see it if you look at his big ugly head... Brian, you have had a nice run here in IXWA, former TV Champ and some good matches but you are NOT in the same class as me...
But who is?
[Laughs...]
Now don't misunderstand Brian, I am not taking you lightly... You see, this title here on my shoulder is damn well going to stay on this shoulder... There isn't a man in the IXWA who can take it from me...
Not Brian Styles!
Not Charlie Kline!
And NOT NOT NOT ANTHONY O'MALLEY!
Tonight Brian, after our match, think about the tag team division...
[Laughs again and we fade with Anderson still enjoying himself and the IXWA Extreme Warrior Title in the mirror...]
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Ringside:
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TM: And we’re back...
JT: Time now for the main event of the evening... Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is non-title match... Introducing first...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
SJD: His opponent...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring... He holds the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship belt high above his head as he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
*** MAIN EVENT: ***
Non-title match:
"Pandemonium" Brian Styles Vs Roman Anderson
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a forearm to the back...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with an armbar takedown...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a short clothesline...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles uses a DDT on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson springs to his feet...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson takes Brian Styles down with a flying forearm...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson uses a dropsault on Brian Styles...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson goes for a flying forearm, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson uses a flying forearm on Brian Styles...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a cradle piledriver...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson nails Brian Styles with a springboard moonsault...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
Roman Anderson goes for a springboard cross body press, but Brian Styles moves out of the way...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Roman Anderson is starting to bleed...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a running clothesline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Brian Styles throws Roman Anderson into the guardrail...
Brian Styles hits an armbar takedown on Roman Anderson...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Brian Styles gets back into the ring...
Roman Anderson rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Brian Styles sends Roman Anderson into the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock, but Roman Anderson lifts his leg...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but
Brian Styles blocks it...
Roman Anderson goes for a flying huracanrana, but Brian Styles counters it with a power bomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson springs to his feet...
Roman Anderson uses a fisherman buster on Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson goes for a springboard moonsault, but Brian Styles rolls out of the way...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles nails Roman Anderson with a backdrop driver...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles sets up Roman Anderson on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Roman Anderson...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Brian Styles hits Roman Anderson with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson falls out of the ring...
Brian Styles jumps onto him with a flying clothesline...
Brian Styles shoves Roman Anderson into the guardrail...
Brian Styles throws Roman Anderson back into the ring...
Brian Styles gets a stretch muffler on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson is struggling to reach the ropes...
Roman Anderson is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Roman Anderson makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 23 seconds...
Brian Styles hits a moonsault on Roman Anderson...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson takes Brian Styles down with a spin kick...
Roman Anderson goes for a DDT, but Brian Styles counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on Roman Anderson...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
["Theme from Escape from LA" starts to play, the arena goes black... And then green lasers start to spread on the arena... Then they focus on a red dot, running across the IXWA crowd... It stops dead center of the ring...]
"Welcome to the Human Race"
[Brian Styles recognizes the music and is looking all over... The red dot moves to ringside... It opens up... There is "Bad Karma" himself... Standing in Styles sight... RJ is wearing his Ray Bans, long black trench coat and his IXWA T-shirt... He holds up a ticket... Styles starts to yell something at RJ while RJ yells something back as the lights come back up...]
TM: What in the hell? That’s RJ Souza!!
JT: Thanks for that Captain Predictable!
TM: What’s he doing here?
JT: How the heck should I know?
Brian Styles whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Roman Anderson with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson falls out of the ring...
Brian Styles goes for a baseball slide, but Roman Anderson moves out of the way...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Roman Anderson shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson takes Brian Styles down with a DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Roman Anderson grabs a chair...
Roman Anderson takes a running start and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson executes a Huracanrana on Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson throws Brian Styles into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson reenters the ring...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
Roman Anderson executes a split legged moonsault on Brian Styles...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson uses a DDT onto the chair on Brian Styles...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson executes the GONE TOO DEEP! on Brian Styles...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
SJD: The winner of the match – Roman Anderson...
[Anderson glances over at Souza and slides out of the ring, grabbing his championship belt from Steve Anderson...]
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Winner: Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:05:41
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[Souza slides into the ring with a microphone in his hand...]
RJ Souza: What was that they said about paybacks, Styles???
[Crowd starts to chant "RJ... RJ... RJ..." The Man in Black takes it in for just a second...]
RJ Souza: I said this before... I will say it again... You are the toughest man I wrestled to date... Now let that sink in for just a minute... Despite the fact you beat me like a rag doll at the CWF's March 2 Glory, I still found a way to get that 1 2 3 on you... I had to pull out every last bit of energy from my soul to pull that victory off...
[Cheer from the crowd - some of whom were quite likely there...]
RJ Souza: That still doesn't change a few things... Fact is, Rookie... You got other people doing your thinking for you... I know you don't like me very much... But I am going to give you a bit of advice... This is where I got my seasoning... I held that same IXWA TV title you have held... I was never beaten for that title... It was taken from me... Not the same way I distracted you tonight, but taken from me none the less...
[Some of the fans in the crowd start to boo...]
RJ Souza: So this is what I challenge you to do, Styles... Get on the right path... Start to embrace the fans, not shun them... They will motivate you even more... Don't become that guy that lets others make his decisions for him... Put that lump 3 feet from your ass to work FOR YOU!!! Make that start right now...
[RJ sticks out his hand as a show of respect... Styles looks at RJ like he's crazy - and leaves the ring... The crowd boos him as RJ looks disappointed...]
TM: That's not what Souza wanted to happen...
[Anderson stands halfway up the entrance ramp with the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship over his shoulder; Brian Styles stands at ringside glancing up at the ring where RJ Souza stands leaning against the ropes looking down at him...]
JT: I guess we reached a stalema-------
[Anderson, Styles and Souza all look up to the top of the entrance ramp as Charlie Kline plunges head first through the curtains, landing in an undignified heap... The IXWA Television Championship belt follows closely behind him - as does the enraged form of Ric Beauty, stomping away at Charlie Kline as Gina Gordon pleads with him to stop... Beauty kicks the IXWA Television Championship belt off the side of the ramp as he drags Kline to his feet and gets him into position for a piledriver...]
TM: NOOOOO!!! Not on the entrance ramp!
JT: Stop that man! Get someone out here!
[Beauty hoists Kline into position and drills him headfirst into the unforgiving steel with a piledriver... He pulls a microphone from his boot...]
Beauty: DO YOU WANT MY ATTENTION?
[He lays the microphone down and pulls an unconscious Kline to his feet...]
TM: THIS IS WRONG! GET SECURITY OUT HERE - NOW!
[Beauty struggles to get Kline into position and drops him half on his face with a piledriver... Blood starts to pour from Kline's head... Beauty grabs the microphone again...]
Beauty: DO YOU REALLY WANT MY ATTENTION O'MALLEYS??? YOU GOT IT!!!
[By now Roman Anderson has started to pull Ric Beauty away from the carnage as EMT's come out onto the ramp to tend to Kline and a hysterical Gina Gordon and Styles and Souza look on from the ringside area and the ring respectively... The scene fades out to black...]
© IXWA Productions 2015
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Anthony O’Malley floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Welcome folks to Friday Night Beatdown here in Stockton, California...
JT: Yep... We’ve invaded the Alex G. Spanos Center...
TM: Tonight we have all of our champions in action and the Television Championship will be on the line... Up first though we have a six man tag team match...
JT: I love me a good six man tag team match but what’s the reasoning behind this one?
TM: No idea to be fair... I mean – it can’t be that important – they bought all the participants out already...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... They have been bought to the ring by Veronica... At a total combined weight of 748 pounds... Firstly from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe... His partner... From Beverly Hills, CA and weighing in at 260 pounds... Ace Styles... Their partner... From Beverly Hills, California and weighing in at 245 pounds... "Dynamite" Derrick North
[Smythe, Styles and North stand in the ring and discuss strategy...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 558 pounds... Weighing in at a combined weight of 280 pounds... Bang Wang... Chang Wang... THE WANG DYNASTY... Their partner...
From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 278 pounds... Tom Malice!
TM: Malice on his own is almost the same weight as the Wangs!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Six-Man Tag Team match:
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe &
The Real Nightlife of Beverly Hills (Ace Styles & Derrick North)
Vs
Tom Malice &
The Wang Dynasty (Bang Wang and Chang Wang)
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Chang Wang whips Ace Styles into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang uses an elbowsmash on Ace Styles...
Chang Wang sends Ace Styles into the turnbuckle, but Ace Styles reverses it...
Ace Styles charges in with a clothesline, but Chang Wang moves out of the way...
Chang Wang hits Ace Styles with a Hotshot...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang whips Ace Styles into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Chang Wang misses with a shoulderblock...
Ace Styles hits Chang Wang with a kick...
Ace Styles takes Chang Wang down with a punch...
Ace Styles goes for a punch, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang hits Ace Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang chops Ace Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang hits Ace Styles...
Chang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Chang Wang tags out to Tom Malice...
Chang Wang enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Tom Malice and Chang Wang hit Ace Styles with a double elbowsmash...
Tom Malice and Chang Wang whip Ace Styles into the ropes...
They hit Ace Styles with a double kick to the midsection...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Tom Malice takes Ace Styles down with a facerake...
Tom Malice nails Ace Styles with a face buster...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Tom Malice runs into the ropes...
Tom Malice nails Ace Styles with a clothesline...
Tom Malice goes for an eye gouge, but Ace Styles blocks it...
Ace Styles hits Tom Malice with a clothesline...
Ace Styles nails Tom Malice with a roundhouse right...
Ace Styles runs into the ropes...
Tom Malice takes Ace Styles down with a clothesline...
Tom Malice runs into the ropes...
Ace Styles nails Tom Malice with a roundhouse right...
Ace Styles tags out to Derrick North...
Ace Styles hits a clothesline on Tom Malice...
Derrick North uses a flying cross body press on Tom Malice...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ace Styles leaves the ring...
Derrick North hits a punch on Tom Malice...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Tom Malice takes Derrick North down with an inverted atomic drop...
Tom Malice tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang and Tom Malice whip Derrick North into the ropes...
They hit Derrick North with a double kick to the midsection...
Bang Wang and Tom Malice whip Derrick North into the ropes...
They hit Derrick North with a double backdrop...
Tom Malice leaves the ring...
Bang Wang locks Derrick North in an armbar submission...
Derrick North is struggling to reach the ropes...
Derrick North reaches the ropes after 12 seconds...
Bang Wang takes Derrick North down with a fist to the midsection...
Bang Wang nails Derrick North with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Bang Wang goes for a side suplex, but Derrick North blocks it...
Derrick North takes Bang Wang down with a clothesline...
Derrick North goes for a German suplex, but Bang Wang counters it with a backward kick...
Bang Wang puts Derrick North in a sleeperhold...
Derrick North is struggling to reach the ropes...
Derrick North manages to grab the ropes after 13 seconds...
Bang Wang uses a knee to the back on Derrick North...
Bang Wang hits Derrick North with a kick to the midsection...
Bang Wang nails Derrick North with a kneelift...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Derrick North hits Bang Wang with a shoulderblock...
Derrick North nails Bang Wang with a forearm smash...
Derrick North tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe and Derrick North hit Bang Wang with a double vertical suplex...
Derrick North leaves the ring...
Archibald Smythe sets up Bang Wang on the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe uses a superplex on Bang Wang...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang hits Archibald Smythe with a backdrop...
Bang Wang tags out to Tom Malice...
Tom Malice attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but
Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Tom Malice executes a vertical suplex on Archibald Smythe...
Tom Malice runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Tom Malice with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Derrick North...
Bang Wang enters the ring and lays out Archibald Smythe...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Bang Wang...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Tom Malice goes for a jab, but Derrick North blocks it...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Tom Malice goes for a slap, but Derrick North reverses it...
Tom Malice begs off...
Derrick North tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Chang Wang enters the ring and throws Derrick North out of the ring...
Chang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Tom Malice and Chang Wang whip Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Archibald Smythe with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Archibald Smythe hits them with a double clothesline...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Archibald Smythe nails Tom Malice with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe goes for a head and arm suplex, but Tom Malice blocks it...
Tom Malice takes Archibald Smythe down with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Tom Malice tags out to Chang Wang...
Chang Wang and Tom Malice whip Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
They hit Archibald Smythe with a double elbowsmash...
Tom Malice leaves the ring...
Chang Wang nails Archibald Smythe with a headbutt...
Chang Wang tags out to Tom Malice...
Derrick North enters the ring and lays out Chang Wang...
Archibald Smythe and Derrick North whip Tom Malice into the ropes...
They hit Tom Malice with a double kick to the midsection...
Derrick North leaves the ring...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Tom Malice blocks it...
Tom Malice tags out to Chang Wang...
Tom Malice executes a lariat on Archibald Smythe...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Derrick North enters the ring and throws Tom Malice out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe and Derrick North whip Chang Wang into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Chang Wang with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash...
Derrick North leaves the ring...
Chang Wang executes a Hotshot on Archibald Smythe...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang nails Archibald Smythe with a DDT...
Chang Wang whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe gets a side headlock on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang tries to escape the hold...
Chang Wang manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a kneebreaker, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang executes an armdrag takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Chang Wang kicks Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe punches Chang Wang...
A few fans are cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Chang Wang hits Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang kicks Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang puts Archibald Smythe in an armbar submission...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe manages to grab the ropes after 13 seconds...
Chang Wang nails Archibald Smythe with a brain buster...
Chang Wang sends Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang goes for a piledriver, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Derrick North...
Derrick North goes for a kick to the midsection, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang kicks Derrick North...
Derrick North chops Chang Wang...
A small "Derrick North" chant is being started...
Derrick North hits Chang Wang...
The crowd is starting to get behind Derrick North...
Derrick North hits Chang Wang with a kick to the midsection...
Derrick North catches Chang Wang in an abdominal stretch...
Chang Wang grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Derrick North throws Chang Wang out of the ring...
Derrick North goes outside...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Derrick North gets back into the ring...
Chang Wang rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Chang Wang brings the table into the ring...
Derrick North tags out to Ace Styles...
Ace Styles uses a forearm to the back on Chang Wang...
Ace Styles throws Chang Wang out of the ring...
Ace Styles goes through the ropes...
Ace Styles sets up Chang Wang on the table...
Ace Styles tries to drive Chang Wang through the table with the Styles Special but he blocks it...
Chang Wang uses a double underhook suplex on Ace Styles...
Chang Wang sets up Ace Styles on the table...
Chang Wang tries to drive Ace Styles through the table with the Suplex Piledriver but he blocks it...
Ace Styles hits Chang Wang with a series of punches...
Ace Styles works the crowd...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ace Styles...
Derrick North comes over to make it two-on-one...
Ace Styles executes the Styles Special on Chang Wang on the concrete floor...
Ace Styles shoves Chang Wang into the guardrail...
Ace Styles uses a clothesline on Chang Wang...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Ace Styles works the crowd...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles executes the Styles Special on Chang Wang on the concrete floor...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Chang Wang is out cold...
Ace Styles hits Chang Wang with a stomp...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Ace Styles works the crowd...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles shoves Chang Wang into the guardrail...
Ace Styles uses a roundhouse right on Chang Wang...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
Dana Riggelman counts: 6...
Ace Styles works the crowd...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles climbs back into the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: 7
Dana Riggelman counts: 8
Dana Riggelman counts: 9
Dana Riggelman counts: 10
Chang Wang is counted out...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
TM: Well...
JT: Well – that’s 11 and a half minutes of my life I won’t get back...
SJD: The winners of the match – Archibald Smythe, Ace Styles and Derrick North...
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Winners: Smythe, Ace Styles and Derrick North
Time of match: 0:11:33
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TM: Let's take a quick commercial break...
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first; already in the ring... Hailing from San Diego, CA and weighing in at 200 pounds... Crimson Mask...
[Crimson Mask stands motionless in the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air as the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Crimson Mask Vs
"The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Akira Razor goes for a handspring elbow, but Crimson Mask counters it with a belly-to-back suplex...
In turn, Akira Razor counters it with a go-behind...
Akira Razor hits a fireman's carry takedown on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor takes Crimson Mask down with a gutwrench suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor uses a belly-to-back suplex on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor goes for a head and arm suplex, but Crimson Mask counters it with a Victory Roll...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask punches Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask chops Akira Razor...
The crowd is cheering on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor hits Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask chops Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask executes an atomic drop on Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask nails Akira Razor with a dropkick...
Crimson Mask goes for a Big Leg Drop, but Akira Razor rolls out of the way...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is really behind Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor sets up Crimson Mask on the turnbuckle...
Akira Razor nails Crimson Mask with a belly-to-back superplex...
The crowd is really behind Akira Razor...
Akira Razor hits a roaring elbow smash on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor executes a snap suplex on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor goes for an armdrag, but Crimson Mask counters it with a backslide...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask goes for an anklelock, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor executes an armdrag on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor sends Crimson Mask into the turnbuckle...
Crimson Mask comes back and rocks Akira Razor with an elbow...
Crimson Mask executes a takeover suplex on Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask has the crowd going wild...
Crimson Mask is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Crimson Mask sets up the chair...
Crimson Mask nails Akira Razor with a cradle piledriver onto the chair...
The crowd is going crazy...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor with a snap suplex...
Crimson Mask goes for the torture rack, but Akira Razor counters it with an elbowsmash...
Akira Razor hits Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
Akira Razor chops Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask kicks Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor...
The crowd is behind Crimson Mask all the way...
Crimson Mask chops Akira Razor...
Akira Razor punches Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask punches Akira Razor...
Crimson Mask runs into the ropes...
Crimson Mask takes Akira Razor down with a Yakuza kick...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor with a flying legdrop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Crimson Mask takes Akira Razor down with a right jab...
The crowd is behind Crimson Mask all the way...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor with a fallaway slam...
Crimson Mask sets up the chair...
Crimson Mask executes a cradle piledriver onto the chair on Akira Razor...
The crowd is behind Crimson Mask all the way...
Crimson Mask hits Akira Razor with a backdrop driver...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask complains about a slow count...
Crimson Mask whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor uses a drop toe hold on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Akira Razor goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Crimson Mask blocks it...
Crimson Mask goes for a cradle piledriver, but Akira Razor counters it with a backdrop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
Akira Razor nails Crimson Mask with a handspring elbow...
The crowd is going crazy...
Akira Razor goes for an armdrag, but Crimson Mask counters it with a spinning headscissors...
Crimson Mask sets up Akira Razor on the turnbuckle...
Crimson Mask executes a top-rope neckbreaker on Akira Razor...
The crowd is behind Crimson Mask all the way...
Crimson Mask executes a backbreaker on Akira Razor...
The chants for Crimson Mask are deafening...
Crimson Mask nails Akira Razor with running legdrop...
Crimson Mask whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Crimson Mask with an elbow...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Crimson Mask...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
SJD: The winner of the match - Akira Raaaaaazooooooooorrrrrrr!
TM: Another win for Razor...
JT: True – but he needs to start getting wins against people that matter... Not these guys that Bonser has hired to make the regulars look good...
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Winner: "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
Time of match: 0:05:08
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[That familiar beginning guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have a Drink on Me” begins blaring throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
Oh, Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the tip
We'll get hell to pay
[The O’Malley Brothers, along with Jessica Jennings-O’Malley, walk out from behind the curtain and onto the stage... Marcus is wearing a pair of blue jeans with holes ripped in the knees, black tennis shoes and an authentic NY Yankees Derek Jeter #2 home pinstriped jersey... Anthony is wearing a pair of faded blue jeans, red tennis shoes, a vintage Nolan Ryan #30 NY Mets home jersey and a backwards Mets baseball cap... His curly red locks stick out under the side of his baseball cap... Jessica is wearing a pair of blue jeans, an IXWA-trademarked O’Malley Brothers T-Shirt and a blue jean jacket...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Come on
[Marcus and Anthony look throughout the crowd with grins on their collective faces... While holding a mic with his right hand, Marcus raises his right arm in the air as Anthony looks in the camera and says something that we can’t make out...]
I’m Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
[The trio walks down the aisle, emphatically high-fiving the fans down the aisle...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Get stoned
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
[The brothers get to ringside... Marcus climbs under the bottom rope while Anthony hops over the top rope... They get on opposite sides of the ring to pose for the fans...]
Oooh
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise
[Both brothers meet in the center of the ring and slowly soak in all the cheers from their faithful fans...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink oooooooon me
[Anthony looks throughout the crowd with a look of deep thought and determination as he pulls a mic out of his back pants pocket...]
AO: There’s just one thing I want to know tonight and that is: Ric? Roman?
[Anthony walks a couple steps forward and in and nonchalant manner begins to lean forward against the top rope...]
AO: Did we get your attention yet?
[The crowd massively pops at Anthony’s question...]
AO: The only thing I know for sure is that we didn’t get an answer from either one of you about our little “business proposition”... But do we now have your attention? Now that I think about it, it has never failed with the two of you... You guys have never wanted to do things the easy way and handle business like grown men should... Instead, you want to stall and procrastinate and sit there idly and pray that someone comes along to do your dirty laundry for you... Things didn’t have to escalate the way they did in Oakland Roman if you would have just only grew a pair of man marbles and said that one simple one syllable word... Yes...
[The crowd roars in approval...]
AO: You hear the fans, Roman... They want it... And you know I want it... You and me for your Extreme Warrior title... That’s it... Nothing more and nothing less... And no doubt, you were ready to let your foolish pride once again get in the way of a good business decision when Ric and his over-inflated ego decided to crash the party... For the love of Peter Pan Ric…...really??? You’re still pissing and moaning over something that happened in Vegas 10 YEARS AGO?!?!? Really??? I swear, sometimes I think a preschooler with an Asthmatic condition has more maturity and common sense than you... I got three words for you Ric: Get... Over... Yourself!!
[The crowd pops as a small “Suck It up Ric, Suck It Up!!!” chant starts...]
AO: You want to get real about some things, Ric? Let’s get real, shall we? You may be right about some things... Maybe Marcus and I have had more than our fair share of the main event spotlight in the past... And yeah, maybe we were in that spotlight a lot more than we honestly deserved... And yeah, we did have more than one moment where we choked in the most important matches of our career and failed to grab that ever elusive brass ring…...but at least it was people like Marcus and I that kept your company afloat when Val was going after EVERY dime you had in Divorce Court!
[The crowd gasps in unison at that realistic bullet that Anthony just fired... Anthony nods his head and looks at the camera while making a gun gesture with his left hand...]
AO: You want me to keep shooting, Cowboy? Since you’re the one still with the decade long grudge against us, why won’t you come out in the open and admit the truth??? It was you and your jealous, obsessive and paranoid behavior that pushed Val away to begin with... And just for the record Richard, I wasn’t the one who pursued Val in the first place……she was the one who pursued me! Looking back at it, I guess no girl could blame her... I mean every woman eventually gets sick and tired of eating cocktail wieners on a Vienna sausage budget... How was I supposed to know that she had a deep and intense craving for Italian Sausage, eh???
[A mischievous grin grows rapidly on Anthony’s face as he knows that bullet was a direct hit... He stands upright and starts walking around the ring...]
AO: And the sad thing is just like in Vegas when you didn’t have the balls to fire me then, you don’t have the balls now to come out here and make me eat my words... You know that jingling sound Val’s purse always makes when she’s at ringside? That’s not loose change a knocking around in there…...that’s actually Ric’s balls...
[The crowd gasps and laughs that at comment... The grin on Anthony’s face rapidly disappears and he looks back at Marcus who begins to speak...]
MO: Tha one ques’ion I have fer ye is what ‘cuse is tha two o’ ye makin’ fer losin’ last week? Sur’ly ye can’t blame it on us... All we were doin’ was watchin’ ye match backstage... It’s not like we knew that a cam’raman was filmin’ us... An’ look what happ’ned? Tha big dog o’ tha IXWA wound up flat on’is back... An’ where was Ric?? Too worr’ed a-boot protectin’ his own ego an’ his ca’cass than savin’ his new best friend... But leave it ta Ric ta always blame some’ne else fer his issues...
[Marcus slowly paces around the arena in thought for a few seconds before continuing to speak...]
MO: Rom’n, don’t be a-fool... Don’t let Ric talk ye into a lot o’decis’ons that ye’ll wind up regrettin’... Z’bras nev’r change they stripes an’ leop’rds nev’r lose they spots... This same man that’s makin’ ye think he’s ye best friend right now is also tha same man that’ll slit ye throat when ye least expect it... Tha only reas’n why he’s ye friend now is cause he’s workin’ his way up ta takin’ ye titl’... An’ if he does that, then he’ll have no use fer ye... But obvios’y ye are a grown man an’ cap’ble o’ makin’ ye own decis’ns... We can’t make up ye mind fer ye... Ye got ta do it yerself... Rega’dless, Anth’ny an’ I need an’ answ’r t’night... At Quest Fer Tha Best in June……...will ye or won’t ye?? Don’t make this any hard’r than it needs ta be, Gentl’men... Ye can say yes an’ get tha load off ye should’rs till June……or ye can say nay an’ Anth’ny an’ I will just keep makin’ ye lives a livin’ Hell till ye fin’lly cave in an’ say yes an’ways... An’ believe me Rom’n……tha less’ns will keep gettin’ hard’r... If fear’s all that’s stoppin’ ye boys……...damn ye souls cause tha Lord hates a cow’rd...
[Anthony walks over to his older brother and puts his left arm around Marcus’s shoulder...]
AO: Do we have your attention now?
[With that, Anthony flips the mic out of the ring as both brothers stad and await their opponents...]
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: Introducing first... Already in the ring, hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The O’Malley Brothers look confident...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
SJD: From West A Street, Haywood CA and weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds... Ricky J... JRG... THE DEF B I POSSE...
[The crowd boo some more...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
The Def B. I. Posse Vs The O'Malley Brothers
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ricky J places Marcus O'Malley on the turnbuckle...
Ricky J takes Marcus O'Malley down with a superplex...
Ricky J goes for a roundhouse kick, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a legsweep...
Marcus O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley whips Ricky J into the turnbuckle...
Marcus O'Malley runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ricky J lifts his knee...
Ricky J nails Marcus O'Malley with a spin kick...
Ricky J chops Marcus O'Malley...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Marcus O'Malley kicks Ricky J...
Marcus O'Malley kicks Ricky J...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a chokehold, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J uses a DDT on Marcus O'Malley...
Ricky J is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Ricky J tags out to JRG...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring, but gets cut off...
JRG and Ricky J whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double backdrop...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
JRG hits Marcus O'Malley with a backdrop...
JRG executes a legdrop on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a punch, but JRG counters it with a roundhouse right...
JRG hits Marcus O'Malley with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
JRG nails Marcus O'Malley with a big boot...
JRG is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
JRG goes for a full nelson, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley throws JRG out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying elbowdrop, but JRG moves out of the way...
JRG runs Marcus O'Malley into the ringsteps...
JRG uses a powerslam on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Ricky J comes over to make it two-on-one...
Ricky J hits a dropsault on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG goes for a lariat, but Marcus O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Marcus O'Malley sets up a table...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Marcus O'Malley is handed a frying pan...
Marcus O'Malley hits him with the frying pan...
Marcus O'Malley uses a knife-edge chop on JRG...
Marcus O'Malley throws JRG back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley nails JRG with a bodyslam...
Anthony O'Malley uses a flying bodypress on JRG...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit JRG with a double elbowdrop...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits a flying dropkick on JRG...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Anthony O'Malley with an elbow...
JRG goes for a backbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley kicks JRG...
Anthony O'Malley hits JRG...
JRG chops Anthony O'Malley...
Quite a few boos are audible...
JRG kicks Anthony O'Malley...
JRG whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits JRG with a kick...
Anthony O'Malley hits an elbowdrop on JRG...
Anthony O'Malley takes JRG down with a bulldog...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a bulldog, but JRG counters it with a low blow...
JRG tags out to Ricky J...
Ricky J and JRG whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double clothesline...
JRG leaves the ring...
Ricky J executes a fisherman buster on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a jawbreaker...
A small "Anthony O'Malley" chant is being started...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a springboard bulldog...
A small "Anthony O'Malley" chant is being started...
Anthony O'Malley is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley and Ricky J get hit with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley hits a kick to the midsection on Ricky J...
Anthony O'Malley nails Ricky J with a kneebreaker...
Anthony O'Malley hits a Huracanrana on Ricky J...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Ricky J counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley with a cradle piledriver...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley with a Huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Ricky J goes outside...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Ricky J sets up Anthony O'Malley on the table...
Ricky J executes a moonsault bodyblock through the table...
The table is broken in half...
Ricky J shoves Anthony O'Malley into the guardrail...
Ricky J climbs back into the ring...
Anthony O'Malley follows him back in...
Ricky J nails Anthony O'Malley with a dropsault...
Ricky J is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ricky J executes a somersault legdrop on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Ricky J whips Anthony O'Malley into the turnbuckle...
Ricky J charges in with a handspring elbow...
Ricky J uses a dropsault on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J uses a split legged moonsault on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J hits a corkscrew armdrag on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J goes for a DDT, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Ricky J with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley nails Ricky J with a superkick...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a DDT...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a snap mare...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley uses a Russian legsweep on Ricky J...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley executes a springboard bulldog on Ricky J...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley whips Ricky J into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Ricky J throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Ricky J goes for a moonsault off the second turnbuckle, but Anthony O'Malley moves out of the way...
Ricky J is out cold...
The crowd is giving Anthony O'Malley a standing ovation...
Anthony O'Malley whips Ricky J into the guardrail...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a DDT...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Anthony O'Malley shoves Ricky J into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Anthony O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3
Perry Crabtree counts: 4
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Ricky J is counted out...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
TM: Another count-out? Really?
JT: Not impressive...
SJD: The winners of the match - the O’Malley Brothers...
JT: So much for the Posse appearing to be back on form after losing the belts...
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Winners: The O’Malley Brothers
Time of match: 0:08:32
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JT: Let’s see if the next match is any better...
TM: Who’s in it?
JT: Judd Crenshaw!
TM: Hmm... Might be OK then...
JT: Over to you Mr... Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... Fighting out of Compton, CA and weighing in at 265 pounds... Murda One!!!
[He stands motionless in the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks in over the PA system and the fans look towards the entrance way as Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw makes his way through the curtain...]
SJD: From Tampa, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds...
[Crenshaw stands for a moment, looking at the crowd menacingly, before slowly walking towards the ring... As he reaches the ringside area, he squats down at the ring steps, touches the bottom step with both hands, and then proceeds to get into the ring...]
SJD: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Murda One Vs Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Murda One kicks Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One chops Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Murda One takes Judd Crenshaw down with a running powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Murda One uses an inverted DDT on Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One seemingly enjoys the boos...
Murda One is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Murda One runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw goes for an STO, but Murda One counters it with a kneelift...
Murda One attempts to place Judd Crenshaw on the turnbuckle, but Judd Crenshaw blocks it...
Murda One sends Judd Crenshaw into the turnbuckle...
Murda One runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Judd Crenshaw lifts his knee...
Judd Crenshaw whips Murda One into the ropes...
Murda One misses with a shoulderblock...
Murda One hits Judd Crenshaw with a shoulderblock...
Murda One goes for a headlock, gouging a fork into her forehead, but
Judd Crenshaw counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Judd Crenshaw hits Murda One...
Murda One kicks Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Murda One chops Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One seemingly enjoys the boos...
Murda One goes for a fallaway slam, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a forearm smash...
Judd Crenshaw hits Murda One with a backdrop...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a backdrop, but Murda One blocks it...
Murda One executes a Samoan Drop on Judd Crenshaw...
Murda One hits Judd Crenshaw with a running powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Murda One whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Murda One hits Judd Crenshaw with an elbow...
Murda One whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes, but Judd Crenshaw reverses it...
Judd Crenshaw catches Murda One in a Fujiwara armbar...
Judd Crenshaw lets go after 11 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw locks Murda One in a Fujiwara armbar...
Murda One is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Murda One grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw punches Murda One...
The cheers for Judd Crenshaw are drowning out the boos...
Judd Crenshaw chops Murda One...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw hits Murda One with a clothesline...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a DDT, but Murda One blocks it...
Murda One nails Judd Crenshaw with a backdrop driver...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Murda One shoves down Scott Braski...
Scott Braski disqualifies Murda One...
The cheers for Judd Crenshaw are drowning out the boos...
TM: Well that was pretty quick...
JT: Another guy though who needs to start beating guys with some credentials...
SJD: The winner of the match
SJD: The winner of the match - Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw!
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Winner: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
Time of match: 0:02:37
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TM: Up next we have a six person tag team match where newcomer Seth Bronwen is teaming up with the seasoned team of Dick Ryder...
JT: Ahahahaha!
TM: And Mike Hunt...
JT: Hehehehehehe... That always makes me laugh...
TM: Would you be serious?
JT: Oooh – sorry "Gorilla"...
TM: And they are facing current IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion – Olivia Ogilvie and the former champion Lady Fantasy and an as yet undisclosed partner...
JT: Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall...
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach thunderously blasts throughout the arena as the lights are cut off... A white spotlight shines onto a 6 foot 10 inch, 300 pound red-eyed giant known as “Lucifer’s Retort” Seth Bronwen, walking with a purpose to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction... Seth wears a black leather top over a metal breast plate... The two are attached... This leather covering is fashioned into what looks like a leather breast plate... It attaches at the shoulders with medium sized, gold buttons... On the chest of this leather top are golden symbols... Also, on the rib cage are six medium sized, gold buttons... Seth removes this gear upon his entrance into the ring... Then, in a second piece - A leather waist-line with gold, medium size buttons going around the entire waist line is attached to six six-inch leather loops, some-what diamond-shaped where the bottoms end right at the knees... These loops are in front and back of Seth’s lower-body... He is barefoot... Also, balled around his left hand is a portion of the Log Chain he’s dragging to the ring as another half of the chain slithers about three feet behind him... In his right hand is a tattered, beat-up teddy bear that he hold onto with a tight grip...]
SJD: Introducing first... From National, Florida and weighing in at 300 pounds... "Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[As Seth gets to ring-side, he sets the log chain in the near-aisle-left-turnbuckle corner of the ring... He then sets his teddy bear near the ring steps... As he removes his leather top and breast-plate and places it near the ring steps the camera focuses in on the teddy bear as the referee kicks the chain to the outside mat and we notice the life-like red eyes in the teddy bear, almost looking as if it’s alive...]
SJD: His partners...
[Wearing "Double Entendres" red sleeveless t-shirts, "Rock Hard" Dick Ryder & "Tasty" Mike Hunt appear on the screen - with "Studd Muffin" Tiberius Nixon standing behind them... The muscular Ryder raises his chin as he places his fists his on his hips as his partner Hunt flashes a cocky grin, stroking his goatee...]
Cue: "Bulldozer" by Machine Head
[And out steps the tandem of "Rock Hard" Dick Ryder and "Tasty" Mike Hunt wearing ungodly arrogant smirks and slightly bobbing their heads to the music, which is "Bulldozer" by Machine Head... They are, as always, accompanied to the ring by their manager, former ICWF World Tag Team champion, "Studd Muffin" Tiberius Nixon...]
"There's a pain that's inside us and we're letting it ouuuut..."
"Charge right in!!! we dare to fail..."
"No one is giving in, always we live to win!!!"
"A hunger turns and burns inside of all of us..."
"And it will not be denied!!!"
[The fans made sure to show their displeasure, with a selection of cheers, for the arrival of Double Entendres as they scream at the top of their lungs... Hunt and Ryder simply shrugged it off as they peered out at the mostly disapproving fans before glancing to one another...]
"Walking a path unravelled to reach higher level..."
"Challenging always going against the graaaain..."
"Blood for blood!!! That is the rule!!!"
"And we will make the rules!!! Never be fortune's fool!!!"
"There's right and wrong in almost everything we do..."
"For us we do what is right!!!"
[Clenching their fists, Dick and Mike punched knuckles with one another before turning to head towards the ring... All negative signs and reaching hands were ignored by the duo as they continued down the ramp but those that actually cheered them got a glance or a smirk... Once they met the ringside area, Hunt was quick to hop to the apron and slingshot into the ring clearly over the top rope while Ryder took the steps, glancing out the fans and shrugging once more before he ducked into the ring too...]
"Bulldozer-feeds-upon-the-weaker-as-they-fall..."
"Bulldozer crushes ALL!!! ALL!!! UH!!! UH!!!"
[The rhythmic rushing guitar and strong drums continue to pound out loudly over the PA system while Dick and Mike each head to opposing corners to climb up top and, in unison, thrust their clench fists into the air only to prompt another round of boos and vague cheers... Ryder looked down and saw some anti-Double Entendres fans and he pointed a warning down at them...]
"Somebody told me I should do what they told me..."
"But there's a hole in that plan and I'm tearing it dowwwn!!!"
"Trust our guts, follow our hearts!!!"
"No one can break these nuts, these lips ain't kissing butts!!!"
"The path of most resistance tests all of our strength!!!"
"This strength will not be deniiieeed!!!"
[Dropping from his corner, Ryder turned and rushed off the ropes running them out and stretching on them while Mike turned and leaped from his corner, ripping his t-shirt over his head and turning to insultingly throw into the announcer's face...]
"Bulldozer-feeds-upon-the-weaker-as-they-fall..."
"Bulldozer crushes ALL!!! ALL!!! "
"Bulldozer-feeds-upon-the-weaker-as-they-fall..."
"Bulldozer crushes ALL!!! ALL!!!"
"Walking on paths unravelled..."
"Challenging one and all"
"Deeper into the battles..."
"Alone and standing tall"
SJD: Led to the ring by "Studd Muffin" Tiberius Nixon... At a total combined weight of 470 pounds... "Tasty" Mike Hunt... "Rock Hard" Dick Ryder... DOUBLE ENTENDRES!!!
[Bronwen, Nixon, Hunt & Ryder huddle in the corner, discussing strategy...]
SJD: Their opponents... Introducing first...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion... This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring, championship belt strapped around her waist, before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet...]
SJD: Her partner...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!!
[Ogilvie and Fantasy smile knowingly at each other...]
SJD: Their partner...?
[The lights in the arena go out... "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners erupts over the PA of the arena...]
JT: Holy crap!!!
TM: It's Lady Fantasy's husband!
JT: And boy does he look pissed off!
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 295 pounds... He is the owner of the IXWA - “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payyyyyynnnnnee!!!
[The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp... He has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard… Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back... He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Intergender Six Person Tag Team match:
"Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen &
Double Entendres ("Rock Hard" Dick Ryder & "Tasty" Mike Hunt)
Vs
"Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie,
Lady Fantasy & "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy nails Dick Ryder with a kick to the midsection...
Damian Payne enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Seth Bronwen enters the ring and throws Damian Payne out of the ring...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Seth Bronwen...
Dick Ryder and Seth Bronwen whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double kick to the midsection...
Seth Bronwen leaves the ring...
Dick Ryder goes for a clothesline, but Lady Fantasy ducks out of the way...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Dick Ryder with an elbow...
Lady Fantasy hits Dick Ryder with a DDT...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Dick Ryder executes a spear on Lady Fantasy...
Dick Ryder takes Lady Fantasy down with a DDT...
Dick Ryder is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Dick Ryder executes the Bump and Grind on Lady Fantasy...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Dick Ryder tags out to Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen and Dick Ryder whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double backdrop...
Seth Bronwen and Dick Ryder hit Lady Fantasy with a double snap suplex...
Dick Ryder leaves the ring...
Seth Bronwen uses an elbowsmash on Lady Fantasy...
Seth Bronwen whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Seth Bronwen goes for a snap suplex, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy uses a backbreaker on Seth Bronwen...
Lady Fantasy whips Seth Bronwen into the turnbuckle...
Lady Fantasy uses a flapjack on Seth Bronwen...
Lady Fantasy nails Seth Bronwen with a dropkick...
Lady Fantasy takes Seth Bronwen down with a backbreaker...
Lady Fantasy goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen goes for a double underhook DDT, but Lady Fantasy counters it with
a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Damian Payne...
Dick Ryder enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Lady Fantasy nails Seth Bronwen with a DDT...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
Damian Payne hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Seth Bronwen...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Damian Payne...
Damian Payne and Lady Fantasy whip Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
They hit Seth Bronwen with a double kick to the midsection...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Damian Payne nails Seth Bronwen with a reverse flying elbowdrop...
Damian Payne is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Damian Payne and Lady Fantasy whip Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
They hit Seth Bronwen with a double backdrop...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Seth Bronwen...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Seth Bronwen misses with a clothesline...
Damian Payne uses a jumping DDT on Seth Bronwen...
Damian Payne puts Seth Bronwen in a camel clutch...
Seth Bronwen reaches the ropes after holding out for 11 seconds...
Damian Payne executes a tornado DDT on Seth Bronwen...
A portion of the crowd is booing Damian Payne...
Damian Payne goes for a sitout power bomb, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen tags out to Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder and Seth Bronwen whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Damian Payne with a double fist to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Damian Payne...
Seth Bronwen leaves the ring...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Dick Ryder nails Damian Payne with a spinebuster...
Dick Ryder takes Damian Payne down with a piledriver...
Dick Ryder goes for a spear, but Damian Payne side-steps and Dick Ryder crashes to the canvas...
Damian Payne hits Dick Ryder with a tornado DDT...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Damian Payne executes a pumphandle suplex on Dick Ryder...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Dick Ryder throws him off...
Dick Ryder whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Dick Ryder uses a Samoan Drop on Damian Payne...
Dick Ryder puts Damian Payne in a figure-four leglock...
Damian Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Damian Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Damian Payne is writhing in pain...
Perry Crabtree asks Damian Payne if he's still there...
Damian Payne nods...
Damian Payne tries to fight the pain...
Damian Payne breaks the hold after 33 seconds...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Lady Fantasy nails Dick Ryder with a vertical suplex...
Damian Payne hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Dick Ryder...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Lady Fantasy hits Dick Ryder with a swinging neckbreaker...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
Damian Payne climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Dick Ryder throws him to the mat...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Dick Ryder nails Damian Payne with a running knee lift...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder goes for a Samoan Drop, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbowsmash...
Damian Payne throws Dick Ryder into the turnbuckle, but Dick Ryder reverses it...
Dick Ryder tags out to Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen and Dick Ryder whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
They hit Damian Payne with a double fist to the midsection...
Seth Bronwen and Dick Ryder whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
They hit Damian Payne with a double backdrop...
Dick Ryder leaves the ring...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne hits Seth Bronwen with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne hits a flying clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Damian Payne whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Damian Payne goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex, but Seth Bronwen counters it with an inside cradle...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Seth Bronwen tags out to Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder and Seth Bronwen whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
They hit Damian Payne with a double backdrop...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring and throws Seth Bronwen out of the ring...
A portion of the crowd is booing Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Damian Payne goes for a running powerbomb, but Dick Ryder counters it with a Huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder takes Damian Payne down with a DDT...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder tags out to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt nails Damian Payne with a superkick...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt with an elbow...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Mike Hunt counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Hunt goes for a DDT, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne whips Mike Hunt into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt with a kick...
Damian Payne takes Mike Hunt down with a running powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne nails Mike Hunt with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Damian Payne goes for a tornado DDT, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt hits Damian Payne with a tornado DDT...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt executes a reverse DDT on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Mike Hunt whips Damian Payne into the ropes, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Mike Hunt uses a swinging neckbreaker on Damian Payne...
Mike Hunt goes for a fisherman suplex, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Damian Payne hits Mike Hunt with a sitout power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Damian Payne tags out to Olivia Ogilvie...
Seth Bronwen enters the ring and throws Damian Payne out of the ring...
Mike Hunt and Seth Bronwen whip Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes...
They hit Olivia Ogilvie with a double fist to the midsection...
Seth Bronwen leaves the ring...
Mike Hunt throws Olivia Ogilvie out of the ring...
Mike Hunt goes outside...
Mike Hunt whips Olivia Ogilvie into the guardrail...
Mike Hunt knocks Olivia Ogilvie into the ringsteps...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt throws Olivia Ogilvie into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Mike Hunt uses a swinging neckbreaker on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Mike Hunt executes a DDT on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Mike Hunt shoves Olivia Ogilvie into the guardrail...
Mike Hunt takes Olivia Ogilvie down with flying headscissors...
Mike Hunt goes for a release German suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a backward kick...
A portion of the crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Mike Hunt into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for an eye gouge, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Perry Crabtree counts: 6...
Seth Bronwen comes over to make it two-on-one...
Damian Payne comes over, but gets cut off...
Mike Hunt and Seth Bronwen hit Olivia Ogilvie with a double back suplex...
Damian Payne gets back up and lays out Seth Bronwen...
Olivia Ogilvie and Damian Payne hit Mike Hunt with a double back suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Mike Hunt back into the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Mike Hunt with a single arm DDT...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a butt-bump on Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a hair pull, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt goes for a tornado DDT, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Mike Hunt with a kick...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a hair pull takedown on Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for an eye gouge, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a snap suplex...
Mike Hunt punches Olivia Ogilvie...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Mike Hunt...
Damian Payne enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Olivia Ogilvie and Damian Payne whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double clothesline...
Damian Payne leaves the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Mike Hunt down with a snap mare...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a hair pull takedown on Mike Hunt...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Mike Hunt with a side suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a scoop slam, but Mike Hunt counters it with the Swinging DDT...
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Hunt...
In turn, Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a throw-off...
Olivia Ogilvie tags out to Damian Payne...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Mike Hunt counters it with a cradle suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie rolls out of the ring...
Mike Hunt whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Mike Hunt goes for flying headscissors, but Damian Payne counters it with a Hotshot...
Olivia Ogilvie enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Mike Hunt down with a Russian legsweep...
A portion of the crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Damian Payne hits a reverse flying elbowdrop on Mike Hunt...
Damian Payne acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Olivia Ogilvie leaves the ring...
Damian Payne goes for a shooting star press, but Mike Hunt counters it with a kneelift...
Mike Hunt executes the FUGGETABOUTIT! on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Hunt tags out to Seth Bronwen...
Olivia Ogilvie enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Seth Bronwen and Mike Hunt hit Damian Payne with a double DDT...
Olivia Ogilvie gets back up and throws Mike Hunt out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Seth Bronwen ducks out of the way...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Damian Payne...
Seth Bronwen is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Hunt tangles up Olivia Ogilvie...
Seth Bronwen uses a gutwrench suplex on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie leaves the ring...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Seth Bronwen with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Olivia Ogilvie leaves the ring...
Damian Payne goes for a camel clutch, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen executes the Last Stop on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Seth Bronwen is starting to get more cheers than boos...
TM: I have to admit I found that match quite intriguing...
JT: I don’t think we have seen the last of Bronwen & Payne... Their paths will cross again...
SJD: The winners of the match: Double Entenders and Seeeeeeeeeeth Bronwen!
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Winners: Double Entendres and Seth Bronwen
Time of match: 0:14:46
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[Scene opens inside a private gymnasium... It is dimly lit... A solitary spotlight illuminates where “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline works out... The “Golden Goddess” Gina Gordon is proving to be quite the task master... As the camera zooms in, she can be heard yelling…...]
GG: COME ON KLINE! LIFT IT! GIVE ME THREE MORE!
[The camera finds Kline on the bench press... His Handsome Dan Yale Bulldog Tee, is soaked... His styled hair is wild, wet and out of control... He glances over and sees the camera approach... He grits his teeth and pushes the weight into the air, then slowly lowering back to his chest...]
GG: ONE! TWO MORE BABE! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, OR YOU WON’T GET WHAT YOU WANT!
[Kline grimaces, breathing heavily, he thrusts the bar into the air again, again slow lowering it and exhaling as he does...]
GG: TWO! LAST ONE BABE! LAST ONE!
[Kline lets out a battle cry and throw the weight off of his chest ... Gordon’s demeanor changes in an instant... She jumps up and down and begins clapping to the delight of the crowd and Kline alike...]
GG: You did it babe, you did it!
[Gordon spots the camera for the first time...]
GG: Hey who invited you?!?! Private workout you piece of…
[Kline stands up off the bench and grabs Gina’s hand...]
CK: It’s OK Coach... I invited them here...
[Gordon turns back to Kline and smiles at him...]
GG: Coach? I like that... OK then... Wrap up with the press and hit the showers big guy!
[She slaps Kline on the rear and walks back towards the locker room area...]
GG: If you hurry up you may even catch me in there...
[She leans in and kisses Kline on the cheek... She turns and sexily saunters away... Kline watches her go with a Big Bad Wolf look on his face...]
CK: OK let’s make this quick! Ric Beauty I have been asked all week how I feel about losing to you on Friday... My answer? Grateful... Thanks you for showing me the way... Thank you for showing me that Bosner will take the anytime, anyplace clause of the Survival of the Fittest and follow through with it... Yes it sucked you came into a match in progress and beat me, But we all KNOW that was the ONLY WAY you could have beat me...
[Kline smiles...]
CK: Still I have to admit I learned everything about you by doing what you did... I realized you didn’t think you were man enough to come up and face me one on one... You had to interject yourself into the situation long after the match had started... Again can’t say I blame you... I wouldn’t want to face me when I am 100%... You played it cagy, you played it smart and for that I applaud you...
[Kline slowly, mockingly claps...]
CK: Still the most important thing I learned about you... You truly in your heart of hearts don’t believe you are the best Wrestler in IXWA... You had the Golden Ticket... Any title, any time... So Which one do you pick? The IXWA TV Title? Why wouldn’t you go for the Extreme Warrior Championship? Or even the World Tag Titles? Simple answer is deep down you know, you are not man enough to hold them... Sure you may have won it, coming in the middle the way you did... Still you KNOW in your heart of hearts, you are only just so good... So talented... Good enough to be on the show but you cannot OWN THE SHOW! I have no doubts Ric... My confidence is sky high... So after this week, no matter what happens... When my time comes to cash in MY golden ticket, it will serve to show you just how pathetic and cowardly you really are... Enjoy being second best, while I claim my glory...
[Fade to Black...]
ADVERT
[Backstage, Ric Beauty is sitting in front of a TV... We hear Anthony O'Malley
DO WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW? DO WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION NOW?
Ric is playing it over and over and at a super loud volume... Ric hasn't a look like this on his face in his whole time in the IXWA... Val walks in... When she sees what is going she stops, she starts to leave the room but Ric sees her... He pauses the playback on the TV, there is a close up of Anthony O'Malley...]
VAL: Ric, we can't do this right now... You have a title defense...
RIC BEAUTY: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? We are never going to get past this! All these years, all the time, all the counseling and yet here we are again...
VAL: I can't change the-
RIC BEAUTY: SHUT UP! Just shut up!
VAL: You can't talk to me-
RIC BEAUTY: I will say whatever the hell I want! I will SAY WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!
VAL: [pissed...] So what do you want to say Ric?
RIC BEAUTY: I am going to end this once and for all...
VAL: So you are going to risk everything we worked for so you can beat up Anthony O'Malley?
RIC BEAUTY: I mean us... We are done!
[there is a moment of silence, a quiet as Val realizes what Ric is saying...]
VAL: Ric you better think about what you are saying!
RIC BEAUTY: [walks up to her, nose to nose...] We are done! And yes, Anthony O'Malley is going to pay for all the pain between us...
[Ric walks past her and out of the locker room, the camera closes in on Val who has tears running down her face...]
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Ringside:
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TM: I’m not sure what to say about what we just saw...
JT: Kind of awkward...
TM: And Ric Beauty is heading to ringside as we speak...
JT: Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
SJD: His opponent...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring with the IXWA Television Championship clutched in his hand... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen - weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Television Champion... RIC BEAUTY!
[Ric smiles to himself and hands the championship belt to the referee...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
IXWA Television Championship match:
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline
Vs "24 Hour Man" Ric Beauty
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a backdrop, but Charlie Kline counters it with a sunset flip...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a flying reverse neckbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a flip piledriver, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline punches Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with an eye gouge...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a backdrop driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline throws Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline charges in with a handspring elbow, but Ric Beauty lifts his leg...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a spinning heel kick...
Charlie Kline goes for a handspring moonsault, but Ric Beauty gets his knees up
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Charlie Kline counters it with a jawbreaker...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Ric Beauty side-steps and
Charlie Kline only hits air...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a back suplex...
Ric Beauty hits a headlock takedown on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty goes for a backdrop, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a dropsault...
Charlie Kline goes for a dropkick against the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty side-steps and Charlie Kline only hits air...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Ric Beauty catches Charlie Kline in a leg grapevine...
Charlie Kline reaches the ropes after 6 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a dropkick to the knee...
Charlie Kline goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a slingshot suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline executes a dropsault on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline hits a cradle piledriver on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a headlock takedown, but Charlie Kline counters it with a back suplex...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline executes a clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline catches Ric Beauty in a figure-four leglock...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty breaks the hold after 13 seconds...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a spin kick...
Charlie Kline goes for a cradle piledriver, but Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty shoves down Dana Riggelman...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-back suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Charlie Kline goes for a Huracanrana, but Ric Beauty counters it with a jumping bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
The chants for Ric Beauty are deafening...
Ric Beauty executes a gutwrench suplex on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty goes for a double leg takedown, but Charlie Kline counters it with a double-axhandle to the back...
Charlie Kline hits a standing moonsault on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline hits a dropkick to the knee on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Charlie Kline falls out of the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Charlie Kline reenters the ring...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a chop...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a flying huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a release German suplex on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty falls out of the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Ric Beauty reenters the ring...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a moonsault bodyblock...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a kneedrop...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a flying huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
TM: The IXWA Television Championship changes hands – yet again!
JT: Just like the proverbial hot potato!
TM: Er, yeah I guess...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEW IXWA Television Champion – Charliiiiiiiiiiee Kline!
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:08:08
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[Beauty comes to as the announcement is made and when he realises what has happened he is clearly incensed... He scrambles to his feet as Kline leaves the ring, runs over and kicks the rope... Kline looks back at him and sneers... This pushes Beauty over the edge and he slides under the bottom rope and starts to chase Kline back through the curtain to the backstage area...]
TM: Ric Beauty is clearly under a lot of stress at the moment...
JT: And Charlie Kline rubbing his victory in didn’t help...
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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TM: We’re back and in a change to the advertised match – The Mason-Dixon Line are going to face a last minute replacement team...
JT: Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a non-title tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiselled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions - THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The opening refrain of "A Country Boy Can Survive" blares over the house PA as Joey and Earl Bradshaw make their way to the ring... Both men, dressed in their usual attire of sleeveless t-shirts and baggy cutoffs, slowly stalk towards the ring while shouting insults at their opponents...]
SJD: Hailing from Cottondale, Florida and weighing in at a total combined weight of 480 pounds... Earl Bradshaw... Joey Bradshaw... THE WEST FLORIDA REDNECKS
JT: Hey, I remember these guys... They were pretty good in the past...
TM: All the way back in 2014!
[They climb through the ropes and crisscross the ring, bouncing off the ropes and meeting in mid ring where they jump and bump their hips together... As the music fades they go to their corner and confer with one another until the bell rings...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
Non-title match:
The West Florida Rednecks Vs The Mason-Dixon Line
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips uses a shoulderblock to the midsection on Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips kicks Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips kicks Joey Bradshaw...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips hits a front slam on Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips has the crowd going wild...
Mason Phillips uses a German suplex on Joey Bradshaw...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Mason Phillips whips Joey Bradshaw into the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw goes for a running clothesline, but Mason Phillips ducks out of the way...
Mason Phillips goes for a spinebuster slam, but Joey Bradshaw counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Joey Bradshaw hits a Turnbuckle Powerbomb on Mason Phillips...
A fan at ringside badmouths Joey Bradshaw...
Joey Bradshaw tags out to Earl Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring and throws Joey Bradshaw out of the ring...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Earl Bradshaw into the ropes...
They hit Earl Bradshaw with a double kick to the midsection...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips runs into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits a swinging neckbreaker on Earl Bradshaw...
The crowd is going crazy...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Mason Phillips hits a short clothesline on Earl Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Earl Bradshaw blocks it...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Earl Bradshaw whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon nails Earl Bradshaw with a running knee lift...
Stephen Dixon uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Earl Bradshaw...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Earl Bradshaw...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon goes for running legdrop, but Earl Bradshaw rolls out of the way...
Earl Bradshaw tags out to Joey Bradshaw...
Joey Bradshaw and Earl Bradshaw hit Stephen Dixon with a double DDT...
Earl Bradshaw leaves the ring...
Joey Bradshaw hits a running clothesline on Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw hits a kick to the midsection on Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw runs into the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw hits Stephen Dixon with a shoulderblock...
Joey Bradshaw whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw goes for a kick to the midsection, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with a kick...
Stephen Dixon gets a leg grapevine on Joey Bradshaw...
Joey Bradshaw is struggling to reach the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Stephen Dixon lets go after 16 seconds...
Stephen Dixon uses a slingshot suplex on Joey Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon goes for an arm wringer, but Joey Bradshaw counters it with a punch...
In turn, Stephen Dixon counters it with an armbreaker...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw punches Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw further incites the crowd...
Stephen Dixon punches Joey Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon chops Joey Bradshaw...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon takes Joey Bradshaw down with a running knee lift...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
Stephen Dixon hits a dragon suplex on Joey Bradshaw...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon hits a belly-to-back suplex on Joey Bradshaw...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon goes for a leg grapevine, but Joey Bradshaw blocks it...
Joey Bradshaw goes for a cradle piledriver, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Joey Bradshaw...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon whips Joey Bradshaw into the ropes, but Joey Bradshaw reverses it...
Joey Bradshaw goes for a sleeperhold, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a back suplex...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
In turn, Joey Bradshaw counters it with a cross-body block...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Joey Bradshaw complains about a slow count...
Joey Bradshaw runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with a running knee lift...
Stephen Dixon is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon whips Joey Bradshaw into the turnbuckle...
Stephen Dixon nails Joey Bradshaw with a forearm smash...
Stephen Dixon goes for a double underhook suplex, but Joey Bradshaw blocks it...
Joey Bradshaw whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon hits Joey Bradshaw with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon goes for belly to belly suplex, but Joey Bradshaw counters it with a kneelift...
In turn, Stephen Dixon counters it with a side step...
Stephen Dixon goes for a vertical suplex, but Joey Bradshaw reverses it...
Joey Bradshaw is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Joey Bradshaw gets a bearhug on Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Joey Bradshaw punches Stephen Dixon...
Joey Bradshaw further incites the crowd...
Stephen Dixon punches Joey Bradshaw...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Joey Bradshaw into the ropes...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon hit Joey Bradshaw with a double bodyslam...
Earl Bradshaw enters the ring and throws Stephen Dixon out of the ring...
Joey Bradshaw and Earl Bradshaw whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They hit Mason Phillips with a double clothesline...
Earl Bradshaw leaves the ring...
Joey Bradshaw whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips nails Joey Bradshaw with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Mason Phillips runs into the ropes...
Joey Bradshaw misses with an elbow...
Mason Phillips hits a swinging neckbreaker on Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips hits Joey Bradshaw with a series of mounted punches...
Mason Phillips takes Joey Bradshaw down with a legdrop...
Mason Phillips executes the Phillips Screwdriver on Joey Bradshaw...
Mason Phillips has the crowd going wild...
Mason Phillips goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Earl Bradshaw doesn't make it in time... three...
The chants for Mason Phillips are deafening...
TM: See now that’s what tag team wrestling is all about!
JT: Have to say that was a great match...
TM: Maybe the Rednecks can negotiate another run in the IXWA...
JT: Who knows?
SJD: The winners of the match – The Mason-Dixon Line!
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Winners: The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:07:12
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[The referee hands the champions their belts as their opponents stand by their sides and hold their hands high in the air as the scene fades backstage...]
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Backstage:
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[Roman Anderson is backstage, looking at himself and his IXWA Extreme Warrior Title in the mirror...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: You know, the O'Malleys are like children... They ruin everything...
The IXWA won't be able to have nice things as long as they are around... So hopefully we can have a match where I can beat Anthony and his brother and send them packing...
But, that isn't tonight... Tonight is Brian Styles... Now Brian is a pretty big guy, but he isn't as smart as me...
You can see it if you look at his big ugly head... Brian, you have had a nice run here in IXWA, former TV Champ and some good matches but you are NOT in the same class as me...
But who is?
[Laughs...]
Now don't misunderstand Brian, I am not taking you lightly... You see, this title here on my shoulder is damn well going to stay on this shoulder... There isn't a man in the IXWA who can take it from me...
Not Brian Styles!
Not Charlie Kline!
And NOT NOT NOT ANTHONY O'MALLEY!
Tonight Brian, after our match, think about the tag team division...
[Laughs again and we fade with Anderson still enjoying himself and the IXWA Extreme Warrior Title in the mirror...]
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Ringside:
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TM: And we’re back...
JT: Time now for the main event of the evening... Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is non-title match... Introducing first...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
SJD: His opponent...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring... He holds the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship belt high above his head as he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 1, 2015
*** MAIN EVENT: ***
Non-title match:
"Pandemonium" Brian Styles Vs Roman Anderson
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a forearm to the back...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with an armbar takedown...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a short clothesline...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles uses a DDT on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson springs to his feet...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson takes Brian Styles down with a flying forearm...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson uses a dropsault on Brian Styles...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson goes for a flying forearm, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson uses a flying forearm on Brian Styles...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a cradle piledriver...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson nails Brian Styles with a springboard moonsault...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
Roman Anderson goes for a springboard cross body press, but Brian Styles moves out of the way...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Roman Anderson is starting to bleed...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a running clothesline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Brian Styles throws Roman Anderson into the guardrail...
Brian Styles hits an armbar takedown on Roman Anderson...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Brian Styles gets back into the ring...
Roman Anderson rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Brian Styles sends Roman Anderson into the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock, but Roman Anderson lifts his leg...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but
Brian Styles blocks it...
Roman Anderson goes for a flying huracanrana, but Brian Styles counters it with a power bomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson springs to his feet...
Roman Anderson uses a fisherman buster on Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson goes for a springboard moonsault, but Brian Styles rolls out of the way...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles nails Roman Anderson with a backdrop driver...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles sets up Roman Anderson on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Roman Anderson...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Brian Styles hits Roman Anderson with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson falls out of the ring...
Brian Styles jumps onto him with a flying clothesline...
Brian Styles shoves Roman Anderson into the guardrail...
Brian Styles throws Roman Anderson back into the ring...
Brian Styles gets a stretch muffler on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson is struggling to reach the ropes...
Roman Anderson is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Roman Anderson makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 23 seconds...
Brian Styles hits a moonsault on Roman Anderson...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson takes Brian Styles down with a spin kick...
Roman Anderson goes for a DDT, but Brian Styles counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on Roman Anderson...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
["Theme from Escape from LA" starts to play, the arena goes black... And then green lasers start to spread on the arena... Then they focus on a red dot, running across the IXWA crowd... It stops dead center of the ring...]
"Welcome to the Human Race"
[Brian Styles recognizes the music and is looking all over... The red dot moves to ringside... It opens up... There is "Bad Karma" himself... Standing in Styles sight... RJ is wearing his Ray Bans, long black trench coat and his IXWA T-shirt... He holds up a ticket... Styles starts to yell something at RJ while RJ yells something back as the lights come back up...]
TM: What in the hell? That’s RJ Souza!!
JT: Thanks for that Captain Predictable!
TM: What’s he doing here?
JT: How the heck should I know?
Brian Styles whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Roman Anderson with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson falls out of the ring...
Brian Styles goes for a baseball slide, but Roman Anderson moves out of the way...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Roman Anderson shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson takes Brian Styles down with a DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Roman Anderson grabs a chair...
Roman Anderson takes a running start and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson executes a Huracanrana on Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson throws Brian Styles into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson reenters the ring...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
Roman Anderson executes a split legged moonsault on Brian Styles...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson uses a DDT onto the chair on Brian Styles...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson executes the GONE TOO DEEP! on Brian Styles...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
SJD: The winner of the match – Roman Anderson...
[Anderson glances over at Souza and slides out of the ring, grabbing his championship belt from Steve Anderson...]
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Winner: Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:05:41
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[Souza slides into the ring with a microphone in his hand...]
RJ Souza: What was that they said about paybacks, Styles???
[Crowd starts to chant "RJ... RJ... RJ..." The Man in Black takes it in for just a second...]
RJ Souza: I said this before... I will say it again... You are the toughest man I wrestled to date... Now let that sink in for just a minute... Despite the fact you beat me like a rag doll at the CWF's March 2 Glory, I still found a way to get that 1 2 3 on you... I had to pull out every last bit of energy from my soul to pull that victory off...
[Cheer from the crowd - some of whom were quite likely there...]
RJ Souza: That still doesn't change a few things... Fact is, Rookie... You got other people doing your thinking for you... I know you don't like me very much... But I am going to give you a bit of advice... This is where I got my seasoning... I held that same IXWA TV title you have held... I was never beaten for that title... It was taken from me... Not the same way I distracted you tonight, but taken from me none the less...
[Some of the fans in the crowd start to boo...]
RJ Souza: So this is what I challenge you to do, Styles... Get on the right path... Start to embrace the fans, not shun them... They will motivate you even more... Don't become that guy that lets others make his decisions for him... Put that lump 3 feet from your ass to work FOR YOU!!! Make that start right now...
[RJ sticks out his hand as a show of respect... Styles looks at RJ like he's crazy - and leaves the ring... The crowd boos him as RJ looks disappointed...]
TM: That's not what Souza wanted to happen...
[Anderson stands halfway up the entrance ramp with the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship over his shoulder; Brian Styles stands at ringside glancing up at the ring where RJ Souza stands leaning against the ropes looking down at him...]
JT: I guess we reached a stalema-------
[Anderson, Styles and Souza all look up to the top of the entrance ramp as Charlie Kline plunges head first through the curtains, landing in an undignified heap... The IXWA Television Championship belt follows closely behind him - as does the enraged form of Ric Beauty, stomping away at Charlie Kline as Gina Gordon pleads with him to stop... Beauty kicks the IXWA Television Championship belt off the side of the ramp as he drags Kline to his feet and gets him into position for a piledriver...]
TM: NOOOOO!!! Not on the entrance ramp!
JT: Stop that man! Get someone out here!
[Beauty hoists Kline into position and drills him headfirst into the unforgiving steel with a piledriver... He pulls a microphone from his boot...]
Beauty: DO YOU WANT MY ATTENTION?
[He lays the microphone down and pulls an unconscious Kline to his feet...]
TM: THIS IS WRONG! GET SECURITY OUT HERE - NOW!
[Beauty struggles to get Kline into position and drops him half on his face with a piledriver... Blood starts to pour from Kline's head... Beauty grabs the microphone again...]
Beauty: DO YOU REALLY WANT MY ATTENTION O'MALLEYS??? YOU GOT IT!!!
[By now Roman Anderson has started to pull Ric Beauty away from the carnage as EMT's come out onto the ramp to tend to Kline and a hysterical Gina Gordon and Styles and Souza look on from the ringside area and the ring respectively... The scene fades out to black...]
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