IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - January 30, 2015
LEAVEY CENTEr, SANTA CLARA, California
[Scene opens outside the IXWA Bad Ass Babes Locker Room... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline stands resting his head on the door... As the cameraman approaches Charlie sighs as he beats his head lightly on the door...]
CK: Come on babe...
[A very angry "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon can be heard through the closed door...]
GG Voice: NO! I am not wearing this out to the ringside...
CK: [Cracks a smile] The people are going to love it babe!
GG Voice: I KNOW THEY WILL! Do you think these cretins deserve to get to ogle and drool all over me while I wear this at ringside? It's not practical, It's not fair...
CK:[Softly] But it’s so damn sexy...
GG Voice: [Sighs] It is isn't it... That isn't saying much though Charlie! I make everything I wear sexy!
CK: That you do honey... That you do... Look we only have a few more minutes before I go out there... I need you in my corner babe... You inspire me when I am out there... You make me go from being a great wrestler and help me elevate to the truly legendary one everyone has come to know and love... You beauty, your brains! You make me a better man... [Kline rolls his eyes and does a vulgur symbol for when a man pleasures himself]
GG: Really babe?
CK: Absolutely! So let's go give the people what they want... Me destroying whoever they put in front of me... And your fine ass at ringside in that too hot for TV outfit... What do you say?
GG: OK, just this once though right?
CK: Of course? Afterwards we can take my winnings and get you something that you approve of... [Crosses his fingers for the camera] I promise...
GG: Alright -- for you...
[The locked door is heard unlatching and the door opens... Gina Gordon steps out wearing a golden sequin, two piece bikini and thigh high, black, leather, high heel boot... The crowd pops at the sight of her... Kline straightens up and smiles at her the way a wolf smiles a sheep...]
CK: Oh wow! That looks even better on you...
GG: Think how much better it will look tonight on the penthouse floor -- if you win!
[Kline grabs Gordon by her waist and pulls her in to kiss her... She holds her fingers up to his lips and blocks it...]
GG: If -- you - win...
[She turns and sashays down the hall... Kline stares at the view as she walks away from him... After she goes a few steps she stops and turns around...]
GG: You coming?
CK: [Snaps out of his stare] Yeah I’m coming...
GG: [Coyly, seductively smiles] Only if you win...
[She kisses him on the cheek, grabs his hand and the two walk to Gorilla Position together...]
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style, we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!!!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots!!! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!!!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!!!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up!!! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring!!! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security!!! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words!!! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!!!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!!!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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JT: Hot damn! That Gina Gordon is a fine piece of a---
TM: JUSTIN!
JT: What?
TM: This is a family show!
JT: If you say so, grandpa!
TM: It is! Welcome folks to Friday Night beatdown... We're here at the Leavey Center--
JT: Right here in Santa Clara, California!
[CROWD POP!]
TM: Did you really just do that?
JT: Haha... Yes I did...
[Tony picks up a phone on his desk and speaks into it after pressing a button...]
TM: Security? Yeah... There's a smell of chicken wings out at ringside...
JT: You're a funny guy!
[Tony puts the phone down...]
TM: Tonight - Brian Styles defends his IXWA Television Championship against Clayton Hawke!
JT: We're also going to find out who will be the next contender to that championship...
TM: And also to the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: And the tag team showcase matches get underway...
TM: And there's a shit load of debuts here tonight including the man we saw at the top of the show...
JT: TONY! Family show! Over to you JD!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring and at a total combined weight of 530 pounds... Mexican Cyborg and his partner... The Masked Terror...
[The crowd don't seem all that bothered to be honest - though there are some that are admiring Cyborg's snazzy looking mask...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 472 pounds... Introducing first... From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... Roman Anderson!!!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring...]
SJD: His partner...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Cline slides under the bottom rope and dismissively waves Roman Anderson to one side...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Mexican Cyborg & The Masked Terror
Vs
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline & Roman Anderson
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
The Masked Terror enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
The Masked Terror takes Charlie Kline down with an enzuilariato...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
Mexican Cyborg uses a flying dropkick on Charlie Kline...
A small "Mexican Cyborg" chant is being started...
Roman Anderson enters the ring and lays out The Masked Terror...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson whip Mexican Cyborg into the ropes...
They hit Mexican Cyborg with a double backdrop...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline executes a cradle piledriver on Mexican Cyborg...
Charlie Kline covers Mexican Cyborg...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson whip Mexican Cyborg into the ropes...
They hit Mexican Cyborg with a double fist to the midsection...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline nails Mexican Cyborg with a cradle piledriver...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Roman Anderson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg with a dropsault...
Charlie Kline takes Mexican Cyborg down with a release German suplex...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Mexican Cyborg hits flying headscissors on Charlie Kline...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a fireman's carry into a cross armbreaker, but
Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline takes Mexican Cyborg down with a sidewalk slam onto the chair...
Charlie Kline is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Mexican Cyborg hits Charlie Kline with an enzuigiri...
Mexican Cyborg uses a standing moonsault on Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mexican Cyborg tags out to The Masked Terror...
Mexican Cyborg nails Charlie Kline with a dropkick...
The Masked Terror locks Charlie Kline in a double chickenwing submission...
Charlie Kline manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
The Masked Terror and Mexican Cyborg hit Charlie Kline with a double bodyslam...
Mexican Cyborg leaves the ring...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a knee to the back...
Mexican Cyborg enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a clothesline, but Charlie Kline ducks out of the way...
Mexican Cyborg leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a palm strike, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a fist to the midsection...
The Masked Terror chops Charlie Kline...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline...
The Masked Terror is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Masked Terror uses a spinning DDT on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror covers Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror goes for a faceslam, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline tags out to Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson and Charlie Kline whip The Masked Terror into the ropes...
They hit The Masked Terror with a double elbowsmash...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson uses a roundhouse kick on The Masked Terror...
A small "Roman Anderson" chant is being started...
Roman Anderson takes The Masked Terror down with a dropsault...
Roman Anderson whips The Masked Terror into the turnbuckle...
Roman Anderson hits The Masked Terror...
A small "Roman Anderson" chant is being started...
The Masked Terror kicks Roman Anderson...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson chops The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror chops Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson punches The Masked Terror...
The crowd is starting to get behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks The Masked Terror...
The crowd is starting to get behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson executes a series of kicks to the head on The Masked Terror...
The crowd is starting to get behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson hits The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror punches Roman Anderson...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson kicks The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson chops The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson punches The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror hits Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
The Masked Terror hits Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson punches The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
The Masked Terror punches Roman Anderson...
The Masked Terror throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Roman Anderson hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
The Masked Terror notices it and breaks Roman Anderson's grip...
The Masked Terror goes outside...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Roman Anderson uses a moonsault bodyblock on The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson throws The Masked Terror back into the ring...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson misses with a clothesline...
The Masked Terror and Roman Anderson get hit with a double clothesline...
The Masked Terror kicks Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson punches The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Roman Anderson...
The crowd is really behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror tags out to Mexican Cyborg...
Charlie Kline enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Mexican Cyborg and The Masked Terror hit Roman Anderson with a double
flying axhandle...
Charlie Kline gets back up and lays out The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson and Charlie Kline whip Mexican Cyborg into the ropes...
Roman Anderson and Charlie Kline hit Mexican Cyborg with a double
roundhouse kick...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg with a release German suplex...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson takes Mexican Cyborg down with a dropsault...
Roman Anderson goes for a frog splash, but Mexican Cyborg gets his knees up...
Mexican Cyborg uses a tornado DDT on Roman Anderson...
Mexican Cyborg is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a flying sunset flip, but Roman Anderson counters it with a choke lift...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Roman Anderson to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg with a shoulderblock...
Roman Anderson throws Mexican Cyborg out of the ring...
Roman Anderson jumps onto him with a moonsault off the second turnbuckle...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson sets up a table...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson takes Mexican Cyborg down with a backdrop driver onto the chair...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Roman Anderson shoves Mexican Cyborg into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Roman Anderson knocks Mexican Cyborg into the ringpost...
Roman Anderson executes a flying forearm on Mexican Cyborg...
Roman Anderson nails Mexican Cyborg with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
Roman Anderson re-enters the ring...
Mexican Cyborg rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg with a moonsault bodyblock...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson whip Mexican Cyborg into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Mexican Cyborg with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Mexican Cyborg hits them with a double clothesline...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Mexican Cyborg runs into the ropes...
Mexican Cyborg hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Mexican Cyborg tags out to The Masked Terror...
Mexican Cyborg nails Charlie Kline with a springboard leaping swinging DDT...
There are lots of chants for Mexican Cyborg...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a flying shoulderblock...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
Mexican Cyborg leaves the ring...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror uses a flying shoulderblock on Charlie Kline...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror nails Charlie Kline with a Frankensteiner from the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a fist to the midsection...
Mexican Cyborg enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
The Masked Terror and Mexican Cyborg whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double elbowsmash...
Mexican Cyborg leaves the ring...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a fist to the midsection...
The Masked Terror climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline nails him in the stomach...
The Masked Terror falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on The Masked Terror...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
TM: What a great opening match here on Beatdown...
JT: Certainly was, Tony but it sounds like these idiot fans didn’t appreciate Charlie Kline...
SJD: The winners of the match – Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson...
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Winner: Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:07:49
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TM: I for one quite enjoyed it... Let’s go for a quick break and we’ll be right back with the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion in action...
JT: Oh yes... Good stuff...
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JT: Damn! That was quick...
TM: Well I did tell you that it was a quick break...
JT: I know... But I barely ever listen to you anyway...
TM: I know that... It annoys me sometimes... I’m out here trying to be a professional broadcast journalist and you’re out here reading magazines and sitting there with your feet up on the desk, drinking lord only knows what... It irritates me!
JT: Sorry – what? I wasn’t listening...
TM: Bah... Never mind... Over to Joey for the introductions...
JT: Does that mean the ladies are on now?
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... From Indianapolis, Indiana and weighing in at 134 pounds... Debra Dare!!!
[Dare waves out to the crowd... And some even wave back...]
SJD: Her opponent...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps with the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship over her shoulder...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Non-title match: Debra Dare Vs Lady Fantasy
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy hits Debra Dare with a kick to the midsection...
Lady Fantasy goes for a backbreaker, but Debra Dare counters it with a facerake...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a clothesline...
Debra Dare puts Lady Fantasy in a Boston crab...
Lady Fantasy grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Debra Dare goes for a Boston crab, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy executes a backbreaker on Debra Dare...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Lady Fantasy takes Debra Dare down with a flapjack...
Lady Fantasy nails Debra Dare with an armdrag...
Lady Fantasy goes for an airplane spin, but Debra Dare counters it with a facerake...
Debra Dare uses a chop on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a snap mare...
Debra Dare goes for a backbreaker, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a facerake...
Lady Fantasy executes a backbreaker on Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy uses a high knee on Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy goes for a back suplex, but Debra Dare counters it with a facerake...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a snap mare...
Debra Dare dances around the ring...
A small "Debra Dare" chant is being started...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a kick to the thigh...
Debra Dare hits a backbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy misses with an elbow...
Debra Dare nails Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Debra Dare whips Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle...
Debra Dare goes for a hair pull, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy executes the Daydream Driver on Debra Dare...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Quite a few boos are audible...
JT: Well that was almost as quick as the break we had just now...
TM: Very true but Lady Fantasy got the job down and showed exactly why she is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion...
JT: Have to agree with you there, Tony and she did it so well...
SJD: The winner of the match – Lady Fantasy!!!
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Winner: Lady Fantasy
Time of match: 0:03:18
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TM: I’m being told now that IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion – Ric Beauty has some words for us backstage... Let’s go there right now...
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Backstage:
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[The camera opens on the Survival of the Fittest title, won last year by Ric Beauty... The camera moves up to Ric Beauty who has a playful smile on his face...]
RB: So I am walking around the hallways during the last show and who do I see, The O'Malley Boys! Yeah, those O'Malley boys... Now I won't stand here and say that I made them stars but...
[Ric leans in and winks at the camera then whispers...]
RB: But I made them stars...
[Ric leans back and talks normal...]
RB: I kid... Who doesn't love the O'Malleys? Well, the other tag teams here in IXWA aren't going to like them because Anthony and Marcus are going to tear that division up! Get ready Def BI Posse...
[Ric becomes more serious...]
RB: Now on to important things, and that is Archibald Smythe... Now I didn't make Archie a star but after tonight he will have some fame... He will be the man Ric Beauty defeats before he wins the TV Title! You see last year I won the Survival of the Fittest tournament, beat the best of the best... But I never cashed in my title shot... That's the way it goes... You see Archie I am the IXWA and have been now for over a year... And it is time for me to take some more gold... So tonight Archie I am going to hit that ring and do what I always do here, WIN!
[Ric leans down so that now both he and the Survival of the Fittest title are in the shot...]
RB: I am a winner Archie... Brian Styles, big boy, I am a winner and I am coming for you... The fans of the IXWA deserve the best, and they have it... The greatest tag team in the business, The O'Malley Brothers! And the greatest man in the business today, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN RIC BEAUTY! And there is no way Archie is beating me... And I am damn sure not losing to Meathead Brian Styles... Stay tuned folks... Tonight is a big night for the IXWA!
[Ric picks up the title and walks off...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Strong and confident words from Ric Beauty there...
JT: Indeed... He talks a good game... I still think he should have his own interview segment...
TM: Time will tell on that one... Back to the ring for more action... Over to you, JD...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring and at a total combined weight of 414 pounds... "Whining" Scotty Bloom and his partner... The Great Kazama...
[The crowd don't seem all that bothered to be honest - though there are some that are admiring Kazama’s face paint – in fact some of the children in attendance appear a little traumatised by it...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[As Rise Against's "Satellite" begins with its power chords, the handsome young Mike Gionet sprints into view... He's got a blue and white color scheme going on - teal half tights, white boots, and his elbow and knee pads in a much darker navy blue to contrast with the tights... Gionet's obvious enthusiasm as he makes a quick entrance gets the crowd excited as well, Mike taking time to slap a couple of hands before he has to head down the ramp and dive under the bottom rope into the ring...]
SJD: From Hawthorne, California and weighing in at 196 pounds... Mike Gionet!!!
[He leaps to his feet, smiling, and runs to one of the corners, facing the entrance while he pumps his fists and mentally prepares...]
SJD: His partner...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air a the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!!!
[The fans continue to cheer as Gionet and Razor talk strategy in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
"Whining" Scotty Bloom & The Great Kazama
Vs
Mike Gionet & "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mike Gionet whips Scotty Bloom into the ropes...
Mike Gionet hits Scotty Bloom with a clothesline...
Scotty Bloom falls out of the ring...
Mike Gionet goes for a springboard dropkick, but Scotty Bloom moves out of the way...
The crowd is starting to get behind Scotty Bloom...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Scotty Bloom gets back into the ring...
Mike Gionet follows him back in...
Scotty Bloom locks Mike Gionet in a sleeperhold...
Mike Gionet makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Scotty Bloom whips Mike Gionet into the ropes, but Mike Gionet reverses it...
Scotty Bloom goes for a flying clothesline, but Mike Gionet ducks out of the way...
Mike Gionet uses a release tiger suplex on Scotty Bloom...
Mike Gionet tags out to Akira Razor...
Mike Gionet executes a dropsault on Scotty Bloom...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Gionet...
Akira Razor locks Scotty Bloom in a sleeperhold...
Scotty Bloom inches his way towards the ropes after 7 seconds...
Akira Razor and Mike Gionet whip Scotty Bloom into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Scotty Bloom with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash...
A small "Scotty Bloom" chant is being started...
Mike Gionet leaves the ring...
Scotty Bloom whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Scotty Bloom hits Akira Razor with a backdrop...
Scotty Bloom nails Akira Razor with a kneebreaker...
Scotty Bloom tags out to The Great Kazama...
Mike Gionet enters the ring and lays out Scotty Bloom...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Gionet...
Akira Razor and Mike Gionet hit The Great Kazama with a double knifehand chop...
Mike Gionet leaves the ring...
Akira Razor whips The Great Kazama into the ropes, but The Great Kazama reverses it...
The Great Kazama uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Akira Razor...
The Great Kazama is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Great Kazama goes for a bulldog, but Akira Razor counters it with a back suplex...
Akira Razor throws The Great Kazama into the turnbuckle...
Akira Razor runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Great Kazama moves out of the way...
The Great Kazama nails Akira Razor with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
The crowd is really behind The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama goes for a side suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with spinning headscissors...
Akira Razor goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama nails Akira Razor with a springboard armdrag...
The Great Kazama takes Akira Razor down with a clothesline...
The Great Kazama nails Akira Razor with a corkscrew legdrop...
The Great Kazama covers Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Great Kazama takes Akira Razor down with a corkscrew legdrop...
The Great Kazama is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Great Kazama takes Akira Razor down with a moonsault...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Great Kazama goes for a German suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a go-behind...
The Great Kazama re-reverses it...
The Great Kazama hits a German suplex on Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama nails Akira Razor with an Asai moonsault...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
The Great Kazama hits a corkscrew legdrop on Akira Razor...
The Great Kazama goes for a rana, but Akira Razor counters it with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor goes for a piledriver, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama goes for a takeover suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor executes a backbreaker on The Great Kazama...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor uses a European uppercut on The Great Kazama...
Akira Razor kicks The Great Kazama...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor chops The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama chops Akira Razor...
A small "The Great Kazama" chant is being started...
The Great Kazama kicks Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor locks The Great Kazama in an abdominal stretch...
The Great Kazama is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Great Kazama is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Perry Crabtree tells The Great Kazama to respond or he'll stop the fight...
The Great Kazama nods...
Perry Crabtree checks The Great Kazama's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up !
The Great Kazama fights his way out of the hold after 22 seconds...
The Great Kazama throws Akira Razor out of the ring...
The Great Kazama goes for a Moonsault Plancha, but Akira Razor moves out of the way...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Akira Razor...
Akira Razor throws The Great Kazama into the guardrail...
Akira Razor hits The Great Kazama with a piledriver...
Akira Razor nails The Great Kazama with a series of kicks to the leg...
Akira Razor throws The Great Kazama back into the ring...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits a chop on Akira Razor...
The Great Kazama goes for a backdrop, but Akira Razor counters it with a sunset flip...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is giving Akira Razor a standing ovation...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
TM: Has to be said I quite enjoyed that match... Most entertaining...
JT: Agreed... Both of those men are known to the higher ups at the CWF... They had to show what they know out there this evening and they did just that...
SJD: The winners of the match – Mike Gionet & Akira Razor...
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Winner: Mike Gionet and Akira Razor
Time of match: 0:06:18
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TM: OK, so next up we find out who is going to be the next challenger for the IXWA Television Championship... Though tonight Brian Styles has a hungry Clayton Hawke to deal with...
JT: Things are certainly hotting up where the Television Championship is concerned...
TM: Over to Joey for the introductions...
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it will determine who will be the #1 contender for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
TM: And they just plain don’t like this guy!!!
SJD: His opponent...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring followed by his wife, Val who is carrying the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... RIC BEAUTY!!!
[Ric smiles and moves into his corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Television Championship #1 Contender:
Ric Beauty Vs "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
[Winner gets title match on February 13]
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty locks Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a head and arm suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a Victory Roll...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Archibald Smythe hits a half nelson suplex on Ric Beauty...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe gets a leg grapevine on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty reaches the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty sends Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe charges into the corner...
Archibald Smythe hits a piledriver on Ric Beauty...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with a low blow...
Ric Beauty goes for a double leg takedown, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a double-axhandle to the back...
Archibald Smythe throws Ric Beauty out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe shoves Ric Beauty into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Val Beauty comes from behind, but Archibald Smythe nails Val Beauty...
Ric Beauty hits a drop toe hold on Archibald Smythe...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty climbs back into the ring...
Archibald Smythe rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Ric Beauty puts Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a snap suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits a double ax handle chop on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe executes a double ax handle chop on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe catches Ric Beauty in a figure-four leglock...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty is barely hanging in there...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson asks Ric Beauty if he's had enough...
Ric Beauty shakes his head...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson checks Ric Beauty's arm...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Ric Beauty fights his way out of the hold after 52 seconds...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a slingshot suplex...
Ric Beauty executes a double underhook suplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with a series of stomps...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty executes a hiptoss on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a flying clothesline, but Ric Beauty ducks out of the way...
Ric Beauty places Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Archibald Smythe...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Ric Beauty puts Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but
Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a kick...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a jawbreaker...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with a gutwrench suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe throws Ric Beauty out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe rolls out under the bottom rope...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a snap suplex...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but Ric Beauty counters it with a sunset flip...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a belly-to-belly suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Archibald Smythe is busted wide open...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 5...
Ric Beauty knocks Archibald Smythe into the ringsteps...
Ric Beauty whips Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty uses a German suplex on Archibald Smythe...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 6...
Ric Beauty gets back into the ring...
Archibald Smythe climbs back into the ring...
Ric Beauty executes a German suplex on Archibald Smythe...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty executes a fireman's carry takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty locks Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe reaches the ropes after 10 seconds...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty puts Archibald Smythe in a figure-four leglock...
Archibald Smythe's shoulders are on the mat...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe breaks the hold after 15 seconds...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe goes for a double leg takedown, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a forearm smash, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a scoop slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty throws Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Archibald Smythe moves out of the way...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with an arm wringer...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Archibald Smythe nails Ric Beauty with a snap suplex...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Val Beauty pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Archibald Smythe re-enters the ring...
Archibald Smythe goes for a scoop slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a flying clothesline, but Ric Beauty ducks out of the way...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a head and arm suplex...
Ric Beauty executes the Beauty Bomb on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
TM: Beauty with another win – and that has just earned him a shot at the Television Championship on the next show...
SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender for the IXWA Television Championship – Riiiiiiiic Beauty!!!!!!
JT: Just need to find out who he is going to be facing now and we will find that out later on this evening...
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Winner: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:11:36
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TM: Time now for a commercial break and we’ll be back with more tag team action...
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a 8-man tag team match scheduled for one fall... Already in the ring – accompanied by Veronica and at a total combined weight of 1067 pounds... Vic Nightmare... Brian Nemesis... DARK EVIL INC... and their partners... J.C. Magnum... Michael Thunder... END GAME
[All four guys start hollering at the crowd and get very little reaction...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have A Drink On Me” blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 1040 pounds... From Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley Brothers, along with Marcus’s wife Jessica; walk out on the stage... Anthony walks out on the stage in red thigh length shorts with green lightning bolts on his butt, red ankle length shoes, red kneepads and elbow pads... Marcus walks out wearing a sleeveless white T-Shirt that has “You Got Two Choices” on the front in Red and “Drink or Fight” written in red on the black... In addition, he’s wearing light blue jeans, wrestling boots, green elbowpads and heavily white taped wrists... Jessica, wearing Marcus’s trademarked T-Shirt, blue jeans and nice dress shoes, extends her arms pointing at the brothers... Anthony starts talking to the fans to get them riled up as they start walking down the aisle...]
SJD: Their partners...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The pair wear the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships around their waists... The crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
SJD: From West A Street, Haywood CA and weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Ricky J... JRG... DEF B.I. POSSE...
JT: I have a feeling this one is going to be a messy match...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Dark Evil Inc... & End Game
Vs
The O'Malley Brothers & The Def B.I. Posse
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
J.C. Magnum runs into the ropes...
J.C. Magnum hits Ricky J with an elbow...
J.C. Magnum uses a punch on Ricky J...
J.C. Magnum goes for a chokehold, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ricky J takes the chair...
Ricky J goes for a flying forearm, but J.C. Magnum ducks out of the way...
J.C. Magnum kicks Ricky J...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J punches J.C. Magnum...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ricky J and a few others cheering him...
Ricky J punches J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J hits a DDT on J.C. Magnum...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ricky J and a few others cheering him...
Ricky J is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J complains about a slow count...
Ricky J goes for a spinning back suplex, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a bulldog...
Vic Nightmare enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare whip Ricky J into the ropes...
They hit Ricky J with a double backdrop...
Vic Nightmare leaves the ring...
J.C. Magnum executes a forearm to the back on Ricky J...
J.C. Magnum uses a sitout power bomb on Ricky J...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
J.C. Magnum executes a forearm to the back on Ricky J...
J.C. Magnum taunts the crowd...
J.C. Magnum is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Ricky J springs to his feet...
Ricky J tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Ricky J places J.C. Magnum on the turnbuckle...
Ricky J sets up the chair...
Ricky J executes a superplex onto the chair on J.C. Magnum...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ricky J and a few others cheering him...
Marcus O'Malley hits a flying fistdrop on J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a punch...
J.C. Magnum tags out to Vic Nightmare...
Ricky J enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Vic Nightmare and J.C. Magnum whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Marcus O'Malley with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is starting to get behind Marcus O'Malley...
J.C. Magnum leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley nails Vic Nightmare with a right jab...
A small "Marcus O'Malley" chant is being started...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Vic Nightmare nails Marcus O'Malley with a punch...
Vic Nightmare goes for a forearm to the back, but Marcus O'Malley side-steps and Vic Nightmare crashes to the canvas...
Vic Nightmare sits up...
The crowd is starting to get behind Vic Nightmare...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a spinning heel kick, but Vic Nightmare blocks it...
Vic Nightmare runs into the ropes...
Vic Nightmare hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley falls out of the ring...
Vic Nightmare goes outside...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Vic Nightmare hits Marcus O'Malley with a sidewalk slam...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Vic Nightmare clears the announcers' table...
J.C. Magnum comes over to make it two-on-one...
Vic Nightmare hits a punch on Marcus O'Malley...
Vic Nightmare throws Marcus O'Malley into the guardrail...
J.C. Magnum comes over to make it two-on-one...
Vic Nightmare goes for a tilt-a-whirl side slam, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley throws Vic Nightmare back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley whips Vic Nightmare into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley uses a knife-edge chop on Vic Nightmare...
Marcus O'Malley takes Vic Nightmare down with a series of punches...
Marcus O'Malley nails Vic Nightmare with a series of mounted punches...
A small "Marcus O'Malley" chant is being started...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Vic Nightmare counters it with a side suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Vic Nightmare...
Vic Nightmare is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vic Nightmare executes a series of punches on Marcus O'Malley...
Vic Nightmare executes an elbowsmash on Marcus O'Malley...
Vic Nightmare goes for a kick to the midsection, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a running clothesline, but Vic Nightmare ducks out of the way...
Vic Nightmare tags out to J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J enters the ring, but gets cut off...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare hit Marcus O'Malley with a double punch...
Ricky J gets back up and lays out Vic Nightmare...
Ricky J goes for a DDT, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J rolls out of the ring...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare hit Marcus O'Malley with a double punch...
J.C. Magnum gets a chokehold on Marcus O'Malley...
Scott Braski warns J.C. Magnum to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
J.C. Magnum takes Marcus O'Malley down with a series of punches...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
J.C. Magnum takes Marcus O'Malley down with a kick to the midsection...
J.C. Magnum nails Marcus O'Malley with a snap suplex...
J.C. Magnum is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
J.C. Magnum uses a sitout power bomb on Marcus O'Malley...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
J.C. Magnum uses a series of punches on Marcus O'Malley...
J.C. Magnum covers Marcus O'Malley...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
J.C. Magnum goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Ricky J...
Vic Nightmare enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley hits J.C. Magnum with a piledriver...
Ricky J uses a moonsault bodyblock on J.C. Magnum...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Ricky J hits J.C. Magnum with a dropsault...
Ricky J is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Ricky J hits a springboard armdrag on J.C. Magnum...
J.C. Magnum begs off...
Ricky J executes a moonsault bodyblock on J.C. Magnum...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
J.C. Magnum misses with a shoulderblock...
J.C. Magnum goes for a bodyslam, but Ricky J counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ricky J tags out to JRG...
Vic Nightmare enters the ring, but gets cut off...
JRG and Ricky J whip J.C. Magnum into the ropes...
They hit J.C. Magnum with a double fist to the midsection...
JRG and Ricky J whip J.C. Magnum into the ropes...
They hit J.C. Magnum with a double elbowsmash...
Ricky J hits a spin kick on J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
JRG gets a full nelson on J.C. Magnum...
J.C. Magnum inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
JRG and Ricky J whip J.C. Magnum into the ropes...
They hit J.C. Magnum with a double elbowsmash...
Vic Nightmare gets back up and lays out Ricky J...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare whip JRG into the ropes...
They attempt to hit JRG with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to JRG...
Vic Nightmare enters the ring and throws Ricky J out of the ring...
Vic Nightmare leaves the ring...
J.C. Magnum goes for a sitout power bomb, but JRG counters it with a backdrop...
JRG executes the Chalkline on J.C. Magnum...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Veronica puts J.C. Magnum's foot on the rope...
JRG hits J.C. Magnum with a swinging neckbreaker...
A portion of the crowd is cheering JRG...
JRG tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
JRG enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
JRG hits J.C. Magnum with a short clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley uses a belly-to-back suplex on J.C. Magnum...
The crowd is starting to get behind Anthony O'Malley...
JRG leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley nails J.C. Magnum with a forearm smash...
Anthony O'Malley uses a chop on J.C. Magnum...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but J.C. Magnum blocks it...
J.C. Magnum runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley and J.C. Magnum get hit with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley kicks J.C. Magnum...
J.C. Magnum chops Anthony O'Malley...
Quite a few boos are audible...
J.C. Magnum punches Anthony O'Malley...
J.C. Magnum is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
J.C. Magnum tags out to Brian Nemesis...
Brian Nemesis and J.C. Magnum hit Anthony O'Malley with a double eye gouge...
JRG enters the ring and lays out J.C. Magnum...
JRG goes for a short clothesline, but Brian Nemesis counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Brian Nemesis and J.C. Magnum hit Anthony O'Malley with a double vertical suplex
JRG leaves the ring...
Brian Nemesis puts Anthony O'Malley in a kneelock submission...
Anthony O'Malley is struggling to reach the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after 9 seconds...
Brian Nemesis takes Anthony O'Malley down with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Nemesis uses a snap suplex on Anthony O'Malley...
Brian Nemesis goes for a slingshot kneedrop, but Anthony O'Malley rolls out of the way...
Anthony O'Malley nails Brian Nemesis with a Russian legsweep...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to JRG...
J.C. Magnum enters the ring and lays out Anthony O'Malley...
J.C. Magnum leaves the ring...
Brian Nemesis catches JRG in a chokehold...
Scott Braski warns Brian Nemesis to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Brian Nemesis runs into the ropes...
JRG misses with a clothesline...
Brian Nemesis takes JRG down with a flying forearm...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Nemesis sends JRG into the turnbuckle...
JRG comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection...
Brian Nemesis hits JRG with an elbowsmash...
Brian Nemesis hits JRG with a kick to the midsection...
Brian Nemesis executes an eye gouge on JRG...
Brian Nemesis throws JRG over the top rope...
Brian Nemesis goes through the ropes...
Brian Nemesis climbs back into the ring...
JRG rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Brian Nemesis chops JRG...
Brian Nemesis is starting to get more cheers than boos...
JRG hits Brian Nemesis...
A portion of the crowd is cheering JRG...
JRG hits Brian Nemesis...
A portion of the crowd is booing JRG...
JRG uses a pumphandle slam on Brian Nemesis...
A portion of the crowd is cheering JRG...
JRG throws Brian Nemesis into the turnbuckle, but Brian Nemesis reverses it...
Brian Nemesis nails JRG with a vertical suplex...
Brian Nemesis gets a chokehold on JRG...
Scott Braski warns Brian Nemesis to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Brian Nemesis goes for a DDT, but JRG counters it with a low blow...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
Ricky J enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ricky J runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Ricky J executes a dropsault on Brian Nemesis...
JRG gets a full nelson on Brian Nemesis...
Brian Nemesis breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
Brian Nemesis whips JRG into the ropes, but JRG reverses it...
JRG hits Brian Nemesis with a spear...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
JRG runs into the ropes...
Brian Nemesis uses a slap on JRG...
Brian Nemesis runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Brian Nemesis with a clothesline...
JRG executes a short clothesline on Brian Nemesis...
JRG tags out to Ricky J...
Ricky J and JRG hit Brian Nemesis with a double DDT...
JRG leaves the ring...
Ricky J hits a cartwheel splash on Brian Nemesis...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Ricky J goes for a hammerlock reverse DDT, but Brian Nemesis blocks it...
Brian Nemesis hits Ricky J with a jack-knife power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Nemesis goes for a Frankensteiner, but Ricky J counters it with a power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ricky J...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
Ricky J executes a roundhouse kick on Brian Nemesis...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ricky J...
Ricky J executes a standing moonsault on Brian Nemesis...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Brian Nemesis with a shoulderblock...
Ricky J hits Brian Nemesis with a flying reverse neckbreaker...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
Ricky J tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Michael Thunder enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Anthony O'Malley and Ricky J whip Brian Nemesis into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley and Ricky J hit Brian Nemesis with a double enzuigiri...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley nails Brian Nemesis with a forearm smash...
Anthony O'Malley hits an elbowdrop on Brian Nemesis...
Anthony O'Malley executes a bulldog on Brian Nemesis...
Anthony O'Malley hits Brian Nemesis with a kneebreaker...
Anthony O'Malley nails Brian Nemesis with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley executes the Lightning Strike on Brian Nemesis...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is going crazy...
TM: Wow! That was an amazing match!
JT: I have to agree... I wasn’t expecting much from that match but I just got proved wrong...
SJD: The winners of the match – The O’Malley Brothers and the Def B.I. Posse!
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Winners: The O'Malley Brothers and Def B.I. Posse...
Time of match: 0:15:40
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TM: Definitely a hell of a match...
JT: Agreed...
TM: And I have been informed that we have another of the new tag teams here in the IXWA – The Mason-Dixon Line backstage with the McGraff girls right now...
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Backstage:
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[We quickly go backstage near the IXWA locker room, as Mandy and Kimberly McGraff stand in front of an IXWA banner...]
MM: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time we want to introduce Mason Phillips...
KM: And Stephen Dixon...
BOTH SISTERS: The Mason-Dixon Line!!!!
[Both tag team partners want into the scene, as both of them are dressed in their gear for competition...]
MM: Mason, it’s been a wild and interesting two weeks for you guys... You guys arrive here in IXWA to answer the Posse’s challenge, only to get one-upped by the shocking and unexpected arrival of the O’Malley Brothers...
[Mason nods his head in agreement as he rubs his chin...]
KM: How do you feel about everything that transpired on our last show?
[Mason stops rubbing his chin and looks at Kimberly...]
MP: You know what the old saying is - what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger... Unfortunately, what the O’Malley Brothers did last Beatdown, in addition to what that cowardly Posse did, well -- it didn’t just make us stronger... It made us more determined than we were before... And it’s because of this determination is what has created a problem for the rest of the Tag Team Division, because this increase in determination has made us more hungry to win the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Titles...
[Stephen nods his head in agreement with his partner’s statement...]
MM: Do you guys think you are the team to beat here in IXWA?
[Mandy’s question gets Stephen’s attention as he lifts his head up and looks her in the eye...]
SD: Think we are? Heck, we KNOW we are... How many people have you ever heard of that looked the fan favorite Marcus O’Malley in the eye and didn’t back down? Very few and I’m part of that exclusive list... When I looked into his eyes Mandy, I saw something in his eyes I don’t think he expected to reveal...
[Stephen grins...]
SD: I saw intimidation... I saw reservation... I saw hesitation, like maybe this time he had jumped in the mud puddle one time too many... Now I’m not saying that he can’t still hold his own…...but what I am saying is he’s been out of action for 4 years... There’s no possible way anybody can convince me that those O’Malleys can just waltz right in here, take our spot that we claimed first, and waltz right out with our Tag Team Titles... It’s just not going to happen...
KM: What do you think about your match tonight against Double Entendres?
[Mason and Stephen look at each other as they both grin...]
MP: All I’m going to say is "Watch and learn, ladies -- watch and learn..."
[The tag team walks out of the picture as we go back to ringside...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Strong words there... I hope they are not underestimating the O’Malley Brothers...
JT: Got to agree there... The O’Malley’s showed what they have on the table earlier on...
TM: Now – we are going to find out who is the #1 contender for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship... Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a triangle match scheduled for one fall and will determine who is to be the #1 contender to the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
Cue: "Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona
SJD: Weighing in at 130lbs and hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Aguaaaaaaaaa Hinds!!!
["Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona plays through the arena as Aqua emerges after a brief shadow from the blue pyros... Once she makes a few waves & kiss blows, Aqua claps the hands of the fans quickly before sliding under the ropes, jumping, and finally landing into the ring!!!]
SJD: Her opponent...
[A girlish giggle shatters the silence, bringing the crowd to their feet... "Hail Bop" by Django Django kicks into high gear over the speakers while red and white spotlights swirl around the crowd... A video package bracketed in sunny yellows and oranges appears on the tron, showing a petite redhead woman launching herself from every height imaginable, crashing down on both men and women...]
Always look at the white sky and you lose your head in the clouds
Wanna step onto them and float onto their ground
You appear from the hillside and there's a funny look in your eye
Between a rock and a hard place and I will either do or say die
Spins the phrases together 'til something starts to make sense
Talk of the future ignoring the present tense
Start shining the night sky you light up like a solar flair
Won't just burn up on contact as we enter the atmosphere
[Kallie Green appears at the top of the ramp, pumping her arm in the air... She jumps up and down with huge energy and enthusiasm before she sprints to the ring, springing from the floor to the apron in one bounce... She scales the ropes and thrusts both arms in the air, flashing a peace sign with her right and a 'devil horns' rock fist with her left at the crowd... She poses like this for a second before doing a backflip off the top rope, landing in the middle of the ring as the crowd pops loudly...]
SJD: Weighing in at 114lbs and hailing from Chicago, Illinois - Kallie Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!
TM: Beautiful ladies...
SJD: Their opponent...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Bad Ass Babe #1 Contender:
Aqua Hinds Vs Kallie Green Vs
"Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
[Winner gets title match on February 13]
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a side headlock, but Aqua Hinds throws her off...
Aqua Hinds takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a thrust kick to the head...
A small "Aqua Hinds" chant is being started...
Aqua Hinds hits a bulldog on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds hits a swinging neckbreaker on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds hits Olivia Ogilvie with a stomp...
Aqua Hinds uses a single arm DDT on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bodyslam, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a sitdown faceslam on Aqua Hinds...
The crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a Russian legsweep on Aqua Hinds...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a Russian legsweep, but Aqua Hinds counters it with an elbowsmash...
Aqua Hinds tags out to Kallie Green...
Kallie Green goes for a sleeperhold, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a jawbreaker...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a stomp on Kallie Green...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a single arm DDT on Kallie Green...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a scoop slam on Kallie Green...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a snap mare...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Kallie Green out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, Kallie Green re-enters the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie tags out to Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds goes for a single arm DDT, but Kallie Green counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Hinds with a thrust kick to the head...
Kallie Green goes for a single arm DDT, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds throws Kallie Green into the turnbuckle, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Aqua Hinds moves out of the way...
Aqua Hinds runs into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green with a kick...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bodyslam, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Hinds with a dropkick...
Kallie Green executes a tilt-a-whirl inverted DDT on Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green covers Aqua Hinds...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kallie Green goes for a snap mare, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds chops Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Kallie Green kicks Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green kicks Aqua Hinds...
There are lots of chants for Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Hinds with a single arm DDT...
Kallie Green puts Aqua Hinds in a wristlock...
Aqua Hinds tries to escape the hold...
Aqua Hinds gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 14 seconds...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes...
Kallie Green misses with an elbow...
Aqua Hinds hits a spear on Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds tags out to Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Olivia Ogilvie with a kick...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a uranage spinebuster...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Kallie Green with an elbow...
Olivia Ogilvie catches Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Kallie Green is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kallie Green is inching her way towards the ropes...
Kallie Green manages to grab the ropes after 14 seconds...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Kallie Green down with a Russian legsweep...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a high kick...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a scoop slam...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a side suplex...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie sends Kallie Green into the turnbuckle...
Kallie Green comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection...
Olivia Ogilvie kicks Kallie Green...
The crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie punches Kallie Green...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a high kick on Kallie Green...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Kallie Green into the turnbuckle...
Olivia Ogilvie runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Kallie Green down with a bodyslam...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Kallie Green down with a Huracanrana...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Kallie Green into the turnbuckle, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green charges in with a handspring elbow...
Kallie Green gets the Pendulum Swing on Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie is struggling to reach the ropes...
Aqua Hinds makes the save...
Kallie Green nails Olivia Ogilvie with a side suplex...
Kallie Green is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Kallie Green hits Olivia Ogilvie with a high kick...
Kallie Green hits Olivia Ogilvie with a snap mare...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a slap, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green hits Olivia Ogilvie with a hair pull...
Kallie Green hits a high kick on Olivia Ogilvie...
Kallie Green executes a vertical suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Kallie Green tags out to Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds executes a vertical suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds executes a Russian legsweep on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds catches Olivia Ogilvie in the Pendulum Swing...
Olivia Ogilvie grabs the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds...
Aqua Hinds tags out to Kallie Green...
Kallie Green nails Olivia Ogilvie with a thrust kick to the head...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green executes a clothesline on Olivia Ogilvie...
Kallie Green tags out to Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds executes a sitdown faceslam on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes, but Olivia Ogilvie reverses it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Aqua Hinds with a shoulderblock...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Olivia Ogilvie complains about a slow count...
Aqua Hinds uses an inside cradle on Olivia Ogilvie...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Hinds hits Olivia Ogilvie with a high kick...
Aqua Hinds chops Olivia Ogilvie...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds chops Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds kicks Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds hits a sitdown faceslam on Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a side suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a thrust kick to the head on Aqua Hinds...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie puts Aqua Hinds in an abdominal stretch...
Aqua Hinds gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Aqua Hinds down with a high kick...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a Russian legsweep, but Aqua Hinds counters it with an elbowsmash...
Aqua Hinds goes for a single arm DDT, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a vertical suplex, but Aqua Hinds reverses it...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds executes a side suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Hinds goes for a side suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with spinning headscissors...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for an arm wringer, but Aqua Hinds reverses it...
Aqua Hinds nails Olivia Ogilvie with a sitdown faceslam...
Aqua Hinds whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds hits Olivia Ogilvie with an elbow...
Aqua Hinds uses a spear on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds goes for a high kick, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a legsweep...
Olivia Ogilvie tags out to Kallie Green...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green nails Aqua Hinds with a clothesline...
Kallie Green hits a bulldog on Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Kallie Green goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Aqua Hinds counters it with a side suplex...
Aqua Hinds is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Hinds goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kallie Green counters it with a side suplex...
Kallie Green executes a splash on Aqua Hinds...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kallie Green goes for a side headlock, but Aqua Hinds counters it with a back suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Aqua Hinds...
In turn, Kallie Green counters it with a bulldog...
Kallie Green throws Aqua Hinds out of the ring...
Kallie Green goes through the ropes...
Kallie Green goes for a bulldog, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Aqua Hinds gets back into the ring...
Kallie Green follows her back in...
Aqua Hinds locks Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Kallie Green gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds...
Aqua Hinds goes for a snap mare, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green hits an Asai moonsault on Aqua Hinds...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kallie Green executes an arm wringer on Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds goes for a clothesline, but Kallie Green ducks out of the way...
Kallie Green kicks Aqua Hinds...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds kicks Kallie Green...
The crowd is starting to get behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green...
Kallie Green punches Aqua Hinds...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits a swinging neckbreaker on Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green catches Aqua Hinds in a wristlock...
Aqua Hinds is struggling to reach the ropes...
Aqua Hinds is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Aqua Hinds is struggling to reach the ropes...
Aqua Hinds grabs the ropes after 13 seconds...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes, but Aqua Hinds reverses it...
Aqua Hinds misses with a kick...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green with a clothesline...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green with a side suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds puts Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Olivia Ogilvie makes the save...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Hinds...
The crowd is really behind Kallie Green...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds chops Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Aqua Hinds executes a swinging neckbreaker on Kallie Green...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds takes Kallie Green down with an eye gouge...
Aqua Hinds goes for a single arm DDT, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green kicks Aqua Hinds...
There are lots of chants for Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green...
The chants for Aqua Hinds are deafening...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds uses a bodyslam on Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds gets a sleeperhold on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Kallie Green inches her way towards the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds...
Aqua Hinds goes for a butt-bump, but Kallie Green ducks out of the way...
Kallie Green goes for a side headlock, but Aqua Hinds counters it with
a back suplex...
Aqua Hinds puts Kallie Green in a side headlock...
Kallie Green is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kallie Green inches her way towards the ropes after being locked up for 13 seconds...
Aqua Hinds catches Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Kallie Green inches her way towards the ropes after 7 seconds...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green with an arm wringer...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
The crowd erupts...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
The crowd is giving Aqua Hinds a standing ovation...
Aqua Hinds kicks Kallie Green...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Aqua Hinds goes for an abdominal stretch, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Aqua Hinds is struggling to reach the ropes...
Aqua Hinds gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Hinds with a high kick...
Kallie Green has the crowd going wild...
Kallie Green tags out to Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Aqua Hinds with a uranage spinebuster...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie executes the Southern Cross Out on Aqua Hinds...
Olivia Ogilvie further incites the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Olivia Ogilvie is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
TM: Wow! Just wow! That was a great match...
JT: Certainly was... I could have carried on watching them all night...
TM: Why am I not surprised?!
SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender to the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship – "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie!
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Winners: "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
Time of match: 0:17:57
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Backstage:
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[The screen switches and shows a happy Clayton Hawke, a tall and muscular young man with an infectious smile and blond-highlighted, short hair... He is dressed for his match, wearing his tights and boots... He wastes no time talking as soon as he knows that the camera is on him...]
Hawke: I sat at home for months wondering if the IXWA was going to survive... I wondered if my shot at becoming something special in this sport was gone before I ever got the chance to fulfil my potential...
[His face is very pensive as he speaks... Serious, but under girded with emotion...]
Hawke: You see the first go round; I won several matches and even managed to come within an inch of winning the Television Championship... To have such a strong beginning gave my validation...
[He cracks a smile...]
Hawke: You see everyone, from my parents and teachers growing up... All the way to the man who is a legend in this business and my mentor told me that I had the potential to be a champion... They told me that I could be as good as I desired, but it had to be fuelled by me and not them and their help...
[He flexes his arms, showing off a tremendous physique...]
Hawke: I hit the gym immediately as you can see...
[He puts his arms back down as he continues...]
Hawke: But muscles do not win championships... They are a tool... And I have spent the past few years learning the rest of what it takes to be a champion... It takes strength, it takes intelligence, and it takes something that even those with the first two sometimes lack...
[Another grin...]
Hawke: Desire...
[The grin disappears...]
Hawke: That is what separates me from the rest right now here in IXWA... My desire... I want it more than anyone else...
[He glares as directly into the camera as possible, trying to send a message to just one man...]
Hawke: And that includes you, Styles...
[He begins to slowly wring his hands in each other as he talks...]
Hawke: Right now, you have the gold... You are the IXWA Television Champion... You walked back at the right time and got placed in the right match against the wrong guy... You won easily and have the gold around your waist... But tonight, the guys upstairs have done you a disservice because they put you in a match against the wrong guy...
[This kid is really serious, almost sweating as he speaks...]
Hawke: I respect you... I respect the title... I know it is going to take a massive effort to rip that title out of your hands, but I am up for it... I know you have skills... I know that you are able to do some amazing things inside the squared circle... You deserve all the credit possible for what you can do in there... But tonight, you run into a guy who has these muscles...
[He flexes his right arm, popping out his muscles impressively...]
Hawke: This brain...
[He points to his temple as a sign of intelligence...]
Hawke: And most of all the fans cheering him on every step of the way...
[You can hear the crowd erupt in the background...]
Hawke: I am ready to become the next Television Champion, Styles, and lead IXWA the next stage of the road to success... Tonight, my fans and I are going to take your best shots and then deliver the Slamma Jamma and walk away with the greatest prize in my career... The IXWA Television Championship...
[Another grin...]
Hawke: I'm on my way, Styles... You better be ready...
[He walks off camera as the screen fades to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and we’re going to take our first look at one of the newest tag teams here in the IXWA – the Mason-Dixon Line...
JT: Looking forward to this... Let’s get the introductions from Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiseled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube as the Masters of the 1-8-7 walk out to the ring together... JRG walks to the ring with Ricky J holding the "Git Pay'd Toolz" bag... JRG has a serious look on his face as Ricky J is working the crowd as the hype man, waving his arms up in the air... JRG jumps up to the apron and enters over the top rope... Ricky J slides under the ropes from the floor...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 560 pounds... The IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Ricky J... JRG... DEF BI POSSE!!!
[Ricky J & JRG prepare for the match...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Tag Team Showcase match:
The Mason-Dixon Line Vs Double Entendres
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips hits Mike Hunt with a double arm DDT...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips gets a chokehold on Mike Hunt...
Scott Braski warns Mason Phillips to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Mason Phillips throws Mike Hunt out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, Mike Hunt re-enters the ring...
Mason Phillips gets a full nelson on Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Mike Hunt tries to escape the hold...
Mike Hunt makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double kick to the midsection...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon executes a European uppercut on Mike Hunt...
Stephen Dixon gets a front facelock on Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt is inching his way towards the ropes...
Mike Hunt is struggling to reach the ropes...
Mike Hunt makes it to the ropes after 15 seconds...
Stephen Dixon whips Mike Hunt into the ropes, but Mike Hunt reverses it...
Mike Hunt hits Stephen Dixon with a kick...
Dick Ryder enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Dick Ryder out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double fist to the midsection...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon hits Mike Hunt with an armdrag...
Stephen Dixon hits Mike Hunt with a backbreaker...
Stephen Dixon hits running legdrop on Mike Hunt...
Stephen Dixon hits a hiptoss on Mike Hunt...
Stephen Dixon whips Mike Hunt into the turnbuckle...
Stephen Dixon charges into the corner, but Mike Hunt moves out of the way...
Mike Hunt goes for a double arm DDT, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backdrop, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt nails Stephen Dixon with a reverse DDT...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Hunt punches Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon kicks Mike Hunt...
Stephen Dixon chops Mike Hunt...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Mike Hunt chops Stephen Dixon...
Mike Hunt goes for flying headscissors, but Stephen Dixon throws him off...
Stephen Dixon kicks Mike Hunt...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
Mike Hunt punches Stephen Dixon...
Mike Hunt chops Stephen Dixon...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Stephen Dixon kicks Mike Hunt...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon hits Mike Hunt with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double clothesline...
Stephen Dixon takes Mike Hunt down with a drop toe hold...
Mason Phillips locks Mike Hunt in a full nelson...
Scott Braski checks Mike Hunt's arm...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Mike Hunt fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mike Hunt nails Mason Phillips with a reverse DDT...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Hunt shoves down Scott Braski...
Scott Braski disqualifies Mike Hunt...
The crowd is really behind Mason Phillips...
TM: Well – I’m not sure that’s how the new guys wanted to end the match...
JT: True... But Mike Hunt got angry with the referee!
TM: Pardon?!?
JT: Mike Hunt! The referee managed to wind him up!
TM: You are so going to laugh at this when you watch it back...
SJD: The winners of the match – the Mason-Dixon Line!!!
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Winners: The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:04:26
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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TM: One more match and this is the one we have been waiting for...
JT: The IXWA Television Championship is on the line...
TM: Certainly is... Over to Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship...
Cue: "Headstrong" by Trapt
SJD: His opponent - also already in the ring... Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 286 pounds...
Clayton Haaaaaaawke
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh—booooooooooooo!!!
TM: Crowd not really sure what to make of Hawke!
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time... He has the IXWA Television Championship over his shoulder...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!!!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and give a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
MAIN EVENT:
IXWA Television Championship:
Clayton Hawke Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles (c)
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles throws Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Clayton Hawke comes back and rocks Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a T-Bone Suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke misses with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a swinging neckbreaker...
Clayton Hawke is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Clayton Hawke hits a swinging neckbreaker on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke goes for a 3/4 facelock bulldog, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles takes Clayton Hawke down with a DDT...
Brian Styles is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles executes a kneelift on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles takes Clayton Hawke down with a gutwrench suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles goes for a rear chinlock, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke nails Brian Styles with a piledriver...
A portion of the crowd is booing Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke uses a powerbomb on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock...
Brian Styles executes a short clothesline on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a kneebar...
Clayton Hawke is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Clayton Hawke gets ahold of the ropes after 11 seconds...
Brian Styles throws Clayton Hawke out of the ring...
Brian Styles goes through the ropes...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Brian Styles re-enters the ring...
Clayton Hawke follows him back in...
Brian Styles executes a running clothesline on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles goes for a moonsault, but Clayton Hawke gets his knees up...
Clayton Hawke goes for a powerbomb, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a swinging neckbreaker...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke covers Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Clayton Hawke throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
Clayton Hawke rolls out under the bottom rope...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Brian Styles has been cut open...
Clayton Hawke uses a brainbuster on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Brian Styles whips Clayton Hawke into the guardrail...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
Brian Styles uses a kneelift on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles goes for a backdrop driver, but Clayton Hawke counters it with a backward kick...
Clayton Hawke runs Brian Styles into the ringsteps...
Clayton Hawke uses a sidewalk slam on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: 5...
Scott Braski counts: 6...
Scott Braski counts: 7...
Clayton Hawke gets back into the ring...
Brian Styles follows him back in...
Clayton Hawke goes for a dropkick, but Brian Styles side-steps and Clayton Hawke crashes to the canvas...
Brian Styles goes for the Kata hajime, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a punch...
Clayton Hawke uses a pumphandle powerslam on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a stomachbreaker...
Clayton Hawke acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Clayton Hawke uses a stomachbreaker on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke goes for a piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a backdrop...
Brian Styles executes a running knee lift on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles goes for a back suplex, but Clayton Hawke counters it with a bulldog...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a sidewalk slam...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a piledriver...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a dropkick...
Clayton Hawke executes a brainbuster on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Clayton Hawke is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke complains about a slow count...
Clayton Hawke goes for a choke slam, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles executes a kick to the knee on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles sets up Clayton Hawke on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Clayton Hawke...
A portion of the crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Clayton Hawke...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke punches Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke goes for a piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a backdrop...
Brian Styles uses a DDT on Clayton Hawke...
A portion of the crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Clayton Hawke with a backdrop...
Brian Styles goes for a triangle choke, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for a half nelson suplex, but Clayton Hawke counters it with an elbowsmash...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Brian Styles counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits a Death Valley Driver on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is bleeding like a faucet...
Clayton Hawke locks Brian Styles in a Boston crab...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a dropkick...
Clayton Hawke is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Clayton Hawke executes a vertical suplex on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a vertical suplex...
Clayton Hawke is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Clayton Hawke goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles hits Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles hits Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke chops Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke seemingly enjoys the boos...
Clayton Hawke kicks Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles punches Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Clayton Hawke punches Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke uses a dropkick on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke punches Brian Styles...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles hits Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Brian Styles chops Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Clayton Hawke misses with an elbow...
Clayton Hawke misses with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Clayton Hawke executes the Slamma-Jamma on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
TM: Oh my – I don’t believe it!
JT: Neither do I... But he’s done it... Clayton Hawke did it...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEWWWW IXWA Television Champion ---- Clayton Haaaaaaaaaawke!!!
[The camera shows the referee handing the championship belt to Hawke as Styles lies on the canvas... As the referee straps the belt around Hawke’s waist – Styles gets to his knees and realises what has happened... He looks annoyed as the camera goes back to ringside...]
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Clayton Hawke
Time of match: 0:11:40
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TM: Wow! What a night! Debuts, new contenders and a brand new champion...
JT: I know – and that title change has likely just changed the face of the Survival of the Fittest tournament that will be starting on the next show where the winner gets the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship! The IXWA is an exciting place to be right now!
© IXWA Productions 2015
CK: Come on babe...
[A very angry "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon can be heard through the closed door...]
GG Voice: NO! I am not wearing this out to the ringside...
CK: [Cracks a smile] The people are going to love it babe!
GG Voice: I KNOW THEY WILL! Do you think these cretins deserve to get to ogle and drool all over me while I wear this at ringside? It's not practical, It's not fair...
CK:[Softly] But it’s so damn sexy...
GG Voice: [Sighs] It is isn't it... That isn't saying much though Charlie! I make everything I wear sexy!
CK: That you do honey... That you do... Look we only have a few more minutes before I go out there... I need you in my corner babe... You inspire me when I am out there... You make me go from being a great wrestler and help me elevate to the truly legendary one everyone has come to know and love... You beauty, your brains! You make me a better man... [Kline rolls his eyes and does a vulgur symbol for when a man pleasures himself]
GG: Really babe?
CK: Absolutely! So let's go give the people what they want... Me destroying whoever they put in front of me... And your fine ass at ringside in that too hot for TV outfit... What do you say?
GG: OK, just this once though right?
CK: Of course? Afterwards we can take my winnings and get you something that you approve of... [Crosses his fingers for the camera] I promise...
GG: Alright -- for you...
[The locked door is heard unlatching and the door opens... Gina Gordon steps out wearing a golden sequin, two piece bikini and thigh high, black, leather, high heel boot... The crowd pops at the sight of her... Kline straightens up and smiles at her the way a wolf smiles a sheep...]
CK: Oh wow! That looks even better on you...
GG: Think how much better it will look tonight on the penthouse floor -- if you win!
[Kline grabs Gordon by her waist and pulls her in to kiss her... She holds her fingers up to his lips and blocks it...]
GG: If -- you - win...
[She turns and sashays down the hall... Kline stares at the view as she walks away from him... After she goes a few steps she stops and turns around...]
GG: You coming?
CK: [Snaps out of his stare] Yeah I’m coming...
GG: [Coyly, seductively smiles] Only if you win...
[She kisses him on the cheek, grabs his hand and the two walk to Gorilla Position together...]
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style, we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!!!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots!!! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!!!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!!!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up!!! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring!!! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security!!! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words!!! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!!!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!!!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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JT: Hot damn! That Gina Gordon is a fine piece of a---
TM: JUSTIN!
JT: What?
TM: This is a family show!
JT: If you say so, grandpa!
TM: It is! Welcome folks to Friday Night beatdown... We're here at the Leavey Center--
JT: Right here in Santa Clara, California!
[CROWD POP!]
TM: Did you really just do that?
JT: Haha... Yes I did...
[Tony picks up a phone on his desk and speaks into it after pressing a button...]
TM: Security? Yeah... There's a smell of chicken wings out at ringside...
JT: You're a funny guy!
[Tony puts the phone down...]
TM: Tonight - Brian Styles defends his IXWA Television Championship against Clayton Hawke!
JT: We're also going to find out who will be the next contender to that championship...
TM: And also to the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: And the tag team showcase matches get underway...
TM: And there's a shit load of debuts here tonight including the man we saw at the top of the show...
JT: TONY! Family show! Over to you JD!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring and at a total combined weight of 530 pounds... Mexican Cyborg and his partner... The Masked Terror...
[The crowd don't seem all that bothered to be honest - though there are some that are admiring Cyborg's snazzy looking mask...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 472 pounds... Introducing first... From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... Roman Anderson!!!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring...]
SJD: His partner...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Cline slides under the bottom rope and dismissively waves Roman Anderson to one side...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Mexican Cyborg & The Masked Terror
Vs
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline & Roman Anderson
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
The Masked Terror enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
The Masked Terror takes Charlie Kline down with an enzuilariato...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
Mexican Cyborg uses a flying dropkick on Charlie Kline...
A small "Mexican Cyborg" chant is being started...
Roman Anderson enters the ring and lays out The Masked Terror...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson whip Mexican Cyborg into the ropes...
They hit Mexican Cyborg with a double backdrop...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline executes a cradle piledriver on Mexican Cyborg...
Charlie Kline covers Mexican Cyborg...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson whip Mexican Cyborg into the ropes...
They hit Mexican Cyborg with a double fist to the midsection...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline nails Mexican Cyborg with a cradle piledriver...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Roman Anderson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg with a dropsault...
Charlie Kline takes Mexican Cyborg down with a release German suplex...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Mexican Cyborg hits flying headscissors on Charlie Kline...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a fireman's carry into a cross armbreaker, but
Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline takes Mexican Cyborg down with a sidewalk slam onto the chair...
Charlie Kline is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Mexican Cyborg hits Charlie Kline with an enzuigiri...
Mexican Cyborg uses a standing moonsault on Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mexican Cyborg tags out to The Masked Terror...
Mexican Cyborg nails Charlie Kline with a dropkick...
The Masked Terror locks Charlie Kline in a double chickenwing submission...
Charlie Kline manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
The Masked Terror and Mexican Cyborg hit Charlie Kline with a double bodyslam...
Mexican Cyborg leaves the ring...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a knee to the back...
Mexican Cyborg enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a clothesline, but Charlie Kline ducks out of the way...
Mexican Cyborg leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a palm strike, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a fist to the midsection...
The Masked Terror chops Charlie Kline...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline...
The Masked Terror is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Masked Terror uses a spinning DDT on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror covers Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror goes for a faceslam, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline tags out to Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson and Charlie Kline whip The Masked Terror into the ropes...
They hit The Masked Terror with a double elbowsmash...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson uses a roundhouse kick on The Masked Terror...
A small "Roman Anderson" chant is being started...
Roman Anderson takes The Masked Terror down with a dropsault...
Roman Anderson whips The Masked Terror into the turnbuckle...
Roman Anderson hits The Masked Terror...
A small "Roman Anderson" chant is being started...
The Masked Terror kicks Roman Anderson...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson chops The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror chops Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson punches The Masked Terror...
The crowd is starting to get behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks The Masked Terror...
The crowd is starting to get behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson executes a series of kicks to the head on The Masked Terror...
The crowd is starting to get behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson hits The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror punches Roman Anderson...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson kicks The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson chops The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson punches The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror hits Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
The Masked Terror hits Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson punches The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
The Masked Terror punches Roman Anderson...
The Masked Terror throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Roman Anderson hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
The Masked Terror notices it and breaks Roman Anderson's grip...
The Masked Terror goes outside...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Roman Anderson uses a moonsault bodyblock on The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson throws The Masked Terror back into the ring...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson misses with a clothesline...
The Masked Terror and Roman Anderson get hit with a double clothesline...
The Masked Terror kicks Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson punches The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Roman Anderson...
The crowd is really behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror tags out to Mexican Cyborg...
Charlie Kline enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Mexican Cyborg and The Masked Terror hit Roman Anderson with a double
flying axhandle...
Charlie Kline gets back up and lays out The Masked Terror...
Roman Anderson and Charlie Kline whip Mexican Cyborg into the ropes...
Roman Anderson and Charlie Kline hit Mexican Cyborg with a double
roundhouse kick...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg with a release German suplex...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson takes Mexican Cyborg down with a dropsault...
Roman Anderson goes for a frog splash, but Mexican Cyborg gets his knees up...
Mexican Cyborg uses a tornado DDT on Roman Anderson...
Mexican Cyborg is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a flying sunset flip, but Roman Anderson counters it with a choke lift...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Roman Anderson to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg with a shoulderblock...
Roman Anderson throws Mexican Cyborg out of the ring...
Roman Anderson jumps onto him with a moonsault off the second turnbuckle...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson sets up a table...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson takes Mexican Cyborg down with a backdrop driver onto the chair...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Roman Anderson shoves Mexican Cyborg into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Roman Anderson knocks Mexican Cyborg into the ringpost...
Roman Anderson executes a flying forearm on Mexican Cyborg...
Roman Anderson nails Mexican Cyborg with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
Roman Anderson re-enters the ring...
Mexican Cyborg rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg with a moonsault bodyblock...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson whip Mexican Cyborg into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Mexican Cyborg with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Mexican Cyborg hits them with a double clothesline...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Mexican Cyborg runs into the ropes...
Mexican Cyborg hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Mexican Cyborg tags out to The Masked Terror...
Mexican Cyborg nails Charlie Kline with a springboard leaping swinging DDT...
There are lots of chants for Mexican Cyborg...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a flying shoulderblock...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
Mexican Cyborg leaves the ring...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror uses a flying shoulderblock on Charlie Kline...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror nails Charlie Kline with a Frankensteiner from the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a fist to the midsection...
Mexican Cyborg enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
The Masked Terror and Mexican Cyborg whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double elbowsmash...
Mexican Cyborg leaves the ring...
The Masked Terror hits Charlie Kline with a fist to the midsection...
The Masked Terror climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline nails him in the stomach...
The Masked Terror falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on The Masked Terror...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
TM: What a great opening match here on Beatdown...
JT: Certainly was, Tony but it sounds like these idiot fans didn’t appreciate Charlie Kline...
SJD: The winners of the match – Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson...
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Winner: Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:07:49
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TM: I for one quite enjoyed it... Let’s go for a quick break and we’ll be right back with the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion in action...
JT: Oh yes... Good stuff...
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JT: Damn! That was quick...
TM: Well I did tell you that it was a quick break...
JT: I know... But I barely ever listen to you anyway...
TM: I know that... It annoys me sometimes... I’m out here trying to be a professional broadcast journalist and you’re out here reading magazines and sitting there with your feet up on the desk, drinking lord only knows what... It irritates me!
JT: Sorry – what? I wasn’t listening...
TM: Bah... Never mind... Over to Joey for the introductions...
JT: Does that mean the ladies are on now?
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... From Indianapolis, Indiana and weighing in at 134 pounds... Debra Dare!!!
[Dare waves out to the crowd... And some even wave back...]
SJD: Her opponent...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps with the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship over her shoulder...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Non-title match: Debra Dare Vs Lady Fantasy
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy hits Debra Dare with a kick to the midsection...
Lady Fantasy goes for a backbreaker, but Debra Dare counters it with a facerake...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a clothesline...
Debra Dare puts Lady Fantasy in a Boston crab...
Lady Fantasy grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Debra Dare goes for a Boston crab, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy executes a backbreaker on Debra Dare...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Lady Fantasy takes Debra Dare down with a flapjack...
Lady Fantasy nails Debra Dare with an armdrag...
Lady Fantasy goes for an airplane spin, but Debra Dare counters it with a facerake...
Debra Dare uses a chop on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a snap mare...
Debra Dare goes for a backbreaker, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a facerake...
Lady Fantasy executes a backbreaker on Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy uses a high knee on Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy goes for a back suplex, but Debra Dare counters it with a facerake...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a snap mare...
Debra Dare dances around the ring...
A small "Debra Dare" chant is being started...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a kick to the thigh...
Debra Dare hits a backbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy misses with an elbow...
Debra Dare nails Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Debra Dare whips Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle...
Debra Dare goes for a hair pull, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy executes the Daydream Driver on Debra Dare...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Quite a few boos are audible...
JT: Well that was almost as quick as the break we had just now...
TM: Very true but Lady Fantasy got the job down and showed exactly why she is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion...
JT: Have to agree with you there, Tony and she did it so well...
SJD: The winner of the match – Lady Fantasy!!!
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Winner: Lady Fantasy
Time of match: 0:03:18
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TM: I’m being told now that IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion – Ric Beauty has some words for us backstage... Let’s go there right now...
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Backstage:
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[The camera opens on the Survival of the Fittest title, won last year by Ric Beauty... The camera moves up to Ric Beauty who has a playful smile on his face...]
RB: So I am walking around the hallways during the last show and who do I see, The O'Malley Boys! Yeah, those O'Malley boys... Now I won't stand here and say that I made them stars but...
[Ric leans in and winks at the camera then whispers...]
RB: But I made them stars...
[Ric leans back and talks normal...]
RB: I kid... Who doesn't love the O'Malleys? Well, the other tag teams here in IXWA aren't going to like them because Anthony and Marcus are going to tear that division up! Get ready Def BI Posse...
[Ric becomes more serious...]
RB: Now on to important things, and that is Archibald Smythe... Now I didn't make Archie a star but after tonight he will have some fame... He will be the man Ric Beauty defeats before he wins the TV Title! You see last year I won the Survival of the Fittest tournament, beat the best of the best... But I never cashed in my title shot... That's the way it goes... You see Archie I am the IXWA and have been now for over a year... And it is time for me to take some more gold... So tonight Archie I am going to hit that ring and do what I always do here, WIN!
[Ric leans down so that now both he and the Survival of the Fittest title are in the shot...]
RB: I am a winner Archie... Brian Styles, big boy, I am a winner and I am coming for you... The fans of the IXWA deserve the best, and they have it... The greatest tag team in the business, The O'Malley Brothers! And the greatest man in the business today, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN RIC BEAUTY! And there is no way Archie is beating me... And I am damn sure not losing to Meathead Brian Styles... Stay tuned folks... Tonight is a big night for the IXWA!
[Ric picks up the title and walks off...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Strong and confident words from Ric Beauty there...
JT: Indeed... He talks a good game... I still think he should have his own interview segment...
TM: Time will tell on that one... Back to the ring for more action... Over to you, JD...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring and at a total combined weight of 414 pounds... "Whining" Scotty Bloom and his partner... The Great Kazama...
[The crowd don't seem all that bothered to be honest - though there are some that are admiring Kazama’s face paint – in fact some of the children in attendance appear a little traumatised by it...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[As Rise Against's "Satellite" begins with its power chords, the handsome young Mike Gionet sprints into view... He's got a blue and white color scheme going on - teal half tights, white boots, and his elbow and knee pads in a much darker navy blue to contrast with the tights... Gionet's obvious enthusiasm as he makes a quick entrance gets the crowd excited as well, Mike taking time to slap a couple of hands before he has to head down the ramp and dive under the bottom rope into the ring...]
SJD: From Hawthorne, California and weighing in at 196 pounds... Mike Gionet!!!
[He leaps to his feet, smiling, and runs to one of the corners, facing the entrance while he pumps his fists and mentally prepares...]
SJD: His partner...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air a the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!!!
[The fans continue to cheer as Gionet and Razor talk strategy in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
"Whining" Scotty Bloom & The Great Kazama
Vs
Mike Gionet & "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mike Gionet whips Scotty Bloom into the ropes...
Mike Gionet hits Scotty Bloom with a clothesline...
Scotty Bloom falls out of the ring...
Mike Gionet goes for a springboard dropkick, but Scotty Bloom moves out of the way...
The crowd is starting to get behind Scotty Bloom...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Scotty Bloom gets back into the ring...
Mike Gionet follows him back in...
Scotty Bloom locks Mike Gionet in a sleeperhold...
Mike Gionet makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Scotty Bloom whips Mike Gionet into the ropes, but Mike Gionet reverses it...
Scotty Bloom goes for a flying clothesline, but Mike Gionet ducks out of the way...
Mike Gionet uses a release tiger suplex on Scotty Bloom...
Mike Gionet tags out to Akira Razor...
Mike Gionet executes a dropsault on Scotty Bloom...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Gionet...
Akira Razor locks Scotty Bloom in a sleeperhold...
Scotty Bloom inches his way towards the ropes after 7 seconds...
Akira Razor and Mike Gionet whip Scotty Bloom into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Scotty Bloom with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash...
A small "Scotty Bloom" chant is being started...
Mike Gionet leaves the ring...
Scotty Bloom whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Scotty Bloom hits Akira Razor with a backdrop...
Scotty Bloom nails Akira Razor with a kneebreaker...
Scotty Bloom tags out to The Great Kazama...
Mike Gionet enters the ring and lays out Scotty Bloom...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mike Gionet...
Akira Razor and Mike Gionet hit The Great Kazama with a double knifehand chop...
Mike Gionet leaves the ring...
Akira Razor whips The Great Kazama into the ropes, but The Great Kazama reverses it...
The Great Kazama uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Akira Razor...
The Great Kazama is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Great Kazama goes for a bulldog, but Akira Razor counters it with a back suplex...
Akira Razor throws The Great Kazama into the turnbuckle...
Akira Razor runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Great Kazama moves out of the way...
The Great Kazama nails Akira Razor with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
The crowd is really behind The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama goes for a side suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with spinning headscissors...
Akira Razor goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama nails Akira Razor with a springboard armdrag...
The Great Kazama takes Akira Razor down with a clothesline...
The Great Kazama nails Akira Razor with a corkscrew legdrop...
The Great Kazama covers Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Great Kazama takes Akira Razor down with a corkscrew legdrop...
The Great Kazama is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Great Kazama takes Akira Razor down with a moonsault...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Great Kazama goes for a German suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a go-behind...
The Great Kazama re-reverses it...
The Great Kazama hits a German suplex on Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama nails Akira Razor with an Asai moonsault...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
The Great Kazama hits a corkscrew legdrop on Akira Razor...
The Great Kazama goes for a rana, but Akira Razor counters it with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor goes for a piledriver, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama goes for a takeover suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor executes a backbreaker on The Great Kazama...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor uses a European uppercut on The Great Kazama...
Akira Razor kicks The Great Kazama...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor chops The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama chops Akira Razor...
A small "The Great Kazama" chant is being started...
The Great Kazama kicks Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor locks The Great Kazama in an abdominal stretch...
The Great Kazama is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Great Kazama is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Perry Crabtree tells The Great Kazama to respond or he'll stop the fight...
The Great Kazama nods...
Perry Crabtree checks The Great Kazama's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up !
The Great Kazama fights his way out of the hold after 22 seconds...
The Great Kazama throws Akira Razor out of the ring...
The Great Kazama goes for a Moonsault Plancha, but Akira Razor moves out of the way...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Akira Razor...
Akira Razor throws The Great Kazama into the guardrail...
Akira Razor hits The Great Kazama with a piledriver...
Akira Razor nails The Great Kazama with a series of kicks to the leg...
Akira Razor throws The Great Kazama back into the ring...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits a chop on Akira Razor...
The Great Kazama goes for a backdrop, but Akira Razor counters it with a sunset flip...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is giving Akira Razor a standing ovation...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
TM: Has to be said I quite enjoyed that match... Most entertaining...
JT: Agreed... Both of those men are known to the higher ups at the CWF... They had to show what they know out there this evening and they did just that...
SJD: The winners of the match – Mike Gionet & Akira Razor...
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Winner: Mike Gionet and Akira Razor
Time of match: 0:06:18
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TM: OK, so next up we find out who is going to be the next challenger for the IXWA Television Championship... Though tonight Brian Styles has a hungry Clayton Hawke to deal with...
JT: Things are certainly hotting up where the Television Championship is concerned...
TM: Over to Joey for the introductions...
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it will determine who will be the #1 contender for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
TM: And they just plain don’t like this guy!!!
SJD: His opponent...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring followed by his wife, Val who is carrying the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... RIC BEAUTY!!!
[Ric smiles and moves into his corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Television Championship #1 Contender:
Ric Beauty Vs "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
[Winner gets title match on February 13]
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty locks Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a head and arm suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a Victory Roll...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Archibald Smythe hits a half nelson suplex on Ric Beauty...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe gets a leg grapevine on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty reaches the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty sends Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe charges into the corner...
Archibald Smythe hits a piledriver on Ric Beauty...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with a low blow...
Ric Beauty goes for a double leg takedown, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a double-axhandle to the back...
Archibald Smythe throws Ric Beauty out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe shoves Ric Beauty into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Val Beauty comes from behind, but Archibald Smythe nails Val Beauty...
Ric Beauty hits a drop toe hold on Archibald Smythe...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty climbs back into the ring...
Archibald Smythe rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Ric Beauty puts Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 13 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a snap suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits a double ax handle chop on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe executes a double ax handle chop on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe catches Ric Beauty in a figure-four leglock...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty is barely hanging in there...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson asks Ric Beauty if he's had enough...
Ric Beauty shakes his head...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson checks Ric Beauty's arm...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Ric Beauty fights his way out of the hold after 52 seconds...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a slingshot suplex...
Ric Beauty executes a double underhook suplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with a series of stomps...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty executes a hiptoss on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a flying clothesline, but Ric Beauty ducks out of the way...
Ric Beauty places Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Archibald Smythe...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Ric Beauty puts Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but
Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a kick...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a jawbreaker...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with a gutwrench suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe throws Ric Beauty out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe rolls out under the bottom rope...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a snap suplex...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but Ric Beauty counters it with a sunset flip...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a belly-to-belly suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Archibald Smythe is busted wide open...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 5...
Ric Beauty knocks Archibald Smythe into the ringsteps...
Ric Beauty whips Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty uses a German suplex on Archibald Smythe...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 6...
Ric Beauty gets back into the ring...
Archibald Smythe climbs back into the ring...
Ric Beauty executes a German suplex on Archibald Smythe...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty executes a fireman's carry takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty locks Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe reaches the ropes after 10 seconds...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty puts Archibald Smythe in a figure-four leglock...
Archibald Smythe's shoulders are on the mat...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe breaks the hold after 15 seconds...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe goes for a double leg takedown, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a forearm smash, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a scoop slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty throws Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Archibald Smythe moves out of the way...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with an arm wringer...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Archibald Smythe nails Ric Beauty with a snap suplex...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Val Beauty pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Archibald Smythe re-enters the ring...
Archibald Smythe goes for a scoop slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a flying clothesline, but Ric Beauty ducks out of the way...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a head and arm suplex...
Ric Beauty executes the Beauty Bomb on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
TM: Beauty with another win – and that has just earned him a shot at the Television Championship on the next show...
SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender for the IXWA Television Championship – Riiiiiiiic Beauty!!!!!!
JT: Just need to find out who he is going to be facing now and we will find that out later on this evening...
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Winner: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:11:36
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TM: Time now for a commercial break and we’ll be back with more tag team action...
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a 8-man tag team match scheduled for one fall... Already in the ring – accompanied by Veronica and at a total combined weight of 1067 pounds... Vic Nightmare... Brian Nemesis... DARK EVIL INC... and their partners... J.C. Magnum... Michael Thunder... END GAME
[All four guys start hollering at the crowd and get very little reaction...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have A Drink On Me” blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 1040 pounds... From Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley Brothers, along with Marcus’s wife Jessica; walk out on the stage... Anthony walks out on the stage in red thigh length shorts with green lightning bolts on his butt, red ankle length shoes, red kneepads and elbow pads... Marcus walks out wearing a sleeveless white T-Shirt that has “You Got Two Choices” on the front in Red and “Drink or Fight” written in red on the black... In addition, he’s wearing light blue jeans, wrestling boots, green elbowpads and heavily white taped wrists... Jessica, wearing Marcus’s trademarked T-Shirt, blue jeans and nice dress shoes, extends her arms pointing at the brothers... Anthony starts talking to the fans to get them riled up as they start walking down the aisle...]
SJD: Their partners...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The pair wear the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships around their waists... The crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
SJD: From West A Street, Haywood CA and weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Ricky J... JRG... DEF B.I. POSSE...
JT: I have a feeling this one is going to be a messy match...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Dark Evil Inc... & End Game
Vs
The O'Malley Brothers & The Def B.I. Posse
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
J.C. Magnum runs into the ropes...
J.C. Magnum hits Ricky J with an elbow...
J.C. Magnum uses a punch on Ricky J...
J.C. Magnum goes for a chokehold, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ricky J takes the chair...
Ricky J goes for a flying forearm, but J.C. Magnum ducks out of the way...
J.C. Magnum kicks Ricky J...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J punches J.C. Magnum...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ricky J and a few others cheering him...
Ricky J punches J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J hits a DDT on J.C. Magnum...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ricky J and a few others cheering him...
Ricky J is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J complains about a slow count...
Ricky J goes for a spinning back suplex, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a bulldog...
Vic Nightmare enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare whip Ricky J into the ropes...
They hit Ricky J with a double backdrop...
Vic Nightmare leaves the ring...
J.C. Magnum executes a forearm to the back on Ricky J...
J.C. Magnum uses a sitout power bomb on Ricky J...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
J.C. Magnum executes a forearm to the back on Ricky J...
J.C. Magnum taunts the crowd...
J.C. Magnum is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Ricky J springs to his feet...
Ricky J tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Ricky J places J.C. Magnum on the turnbuckle...
Ricky J sets up the chair...
Ricky J executes a superplex onto the chair on J.C. Magnum...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Ricky J and a few others cheering him...
Marcus O'Malley hits a flying fistdrop on J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a punch...
J.C. Magnum tags out to Vic Nightmare...
Ricky J enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Vic Nightmare and J.C. Magnum whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Marcus O'Malley with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is starting to get behind Marcus O'Malley...
J.C. Magnum leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley nails Vic Nightmare with a right jab...
A small "Marcus O'Malley" chant is being started...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Vic Nightmare nails Marcus O'Malley with a punch...
Vic Nightmare goes for a forearm to the back, but Marcus O'Malley side-steps and Vic Nightmare crashes to the canvas...
Vic Nightmare sits up...
The crowd is starting to get behind Vic Nightmare...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a spinning heel kick, but Vic Nightmare blocks it...
Vic Nightmare runs into the ropes...
Vic Nightmare hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley falls out of the ring...
Vic Nightmare goes outside...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Vic Nightmare hits Marcus O'Malley with a sidewalk slam...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Vic Nightmare clears the announcers' table...
J.C. Magnum comes over to make it two-on-one...
Vic Nightmare hits a punch on Marcus O'Malley...
Vic Nightmare throws Marcus O'Malley into the guardrail...
J.C. Magnum comes over to make it two-on-one...
Vic Nightmare goes for a tilt-a-whirl side slam, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley throws Vic Nightmare back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley whips Vic Nightmare into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley uses a knife-edge chop on Vic Nightmare...
Marcus O'Malley takes Vic Nightmare down with a series of punches...
Marcus O'Malley nails Vic Nightmare with a series of mounted punches...
A small "Marcus O'Malley" chant is being started...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Vic Nightmare counters it with a side suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Vic Nightmare...
Vic Nightmare is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vic Nightmare executes a series of punches on Marcus O'Malley...
Vic Nightmare executes an elbowsmash on Marcus O'Malley...
Vic Nightmare goes for a kick to the midsection, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a running clothesline, but Vic Nightmare ducks out of the way...
Vic Nightmare tags out to J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J enters the ring, but gets cut off...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare hit Marcus O'Malley with a double punch...
Ricky J gets back up and lays out Vic Nightmare...
Ricky J goes for a DDT, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J rolls out of the ring...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare hit Marcus O'Malley with a double punch...
J.C. Magnum gets a chokehold on Marcus O'Malley...
Scott Braski warns J.C. Magnum to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
J.C. Magnum takes Marcus O'Malley down with a series of punches...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
J.C. Magnum takes Marcus O'Malley down with a kick to the midsection...
J.C. Magnum nails Marcus O'Malley with a snap suplex...
J.C. Magnum is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
J.C. Magnum uses a sitout power bomb on Marcus O'Malley...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
J.C. Magnum uses a series of punches on Marcus O'Malley...
J.C. Magnum covers Marcus O'Malley...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
J.C. Magnum goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Ricky J...
Vic Nightmare enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley hits J.C. Magnum with a piledriver...
Ricky J uses a moonsault bodyblock on J.C. Magnum...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Ricky J hits J.C. Magnum with a dropsault...
Ricky J is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Ricky J hits a springboard armdrag on J.C. Magnum...
J.C. Magnum begs off...
Ricky J executes a moonsault bodyblock on J.C. Magnum...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
J.C. Magnum misses with a shoulderblock...
J.C. Magnum goes for a bodyslam, but Ricky J counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ricky J tags out to JRG...
Vic Nightmare enters the ring, but gets cut off...
JRG and Ricky J whip J.C. Magnum into the ropes...
They hit J.C. Magnum with a double fist to the midsection...
JRG and Ricky J whip J.C. Magnum into the ropes...
They hit J.C. Magnum with a double elbowsmash...
Ricky J hits a spin kick on J.C. Magnum...
Ricky J is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
JRG gets a full nelson on J.C. Magnum...
J.C. Magnum inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
JRG and Ricky J whip J.C. Magnum into the ropes...
They hit J.C. Magnum with a double elbowsmash...
Vic Nightmare gets back up and lays out Ricky J...
J.C. Magnum and Vic Nightmare whip JRG into the ropes...
They attempt to hit JRG with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to JRG...
Vic Nightmare enters the ring and throws Ricky J out of the ring...
Vic Nightmare leaves the ring...
J.C. Magnum goes for a sitout power bomb, but JRG counters it with a backdrop...
JRG executes the Chalkline on J.C. Magnum...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Veronica puts J.C. Magnum's foot on the rope...
JRG hits J.C. Magnum with a swinging neckbreaker...
A portion of the crowd is cheering JRG...
JRG tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
JRG enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
JRG hits J.C. Magnum with a short clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley uses a belly-to-back suplex on J.C. Magnum...
The crowd is starting to get behind Anthony O'Malley...
JRG leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley nails J.C. Magnum with a forearm smash...
Anthony O'Malley uses a chop on J.C. Magnum...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but J.C. Magnum blocks it...
J.C. Magnum runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley and J.C. Magnum get hit with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley kicks J.C. Magnum...
J.C. Magnum chops Anthony O'Malley...
Quite a few boos are audible...
J.C. Magnum punches Anthony O'Malley...
J.C. Magnum is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
J.C. Magnum tags out to Brian Nemesis...
Brian Nemesis and J.C. Magnum hit Anthony O'Malley with a double eye gouge...
JRG enters the ring and lays out J.C. Magnum...
JRG goes for a short clothesline, but Brian Nemesis counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Brian Nemesis and J.C. Magnum hit Anthony O'Malley with a double vertical suplex
JRG leaves the ring...
Brian Nemesis puts Anthony O'Malley in a kneelock submission...
Anthony O'Malley is struggling to reach the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after 9 seconds...
Brian Nemesis takes Anthony O'Malley down with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Nemesis uses a snap suplex on Anthony O'Malley...
Brian Nemesis goes for a slingshot kneedrop, but Anthony O'Malley rolls out of the way...
Anthony O'Malley nails Brian Nemesis with a Russian legsweep...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to JRG...
J.C. Magnum enters the ring and lays out Anthony O'Malley...
J.C. Magnum leaves the ring...
Brian Nemesis catches JRG in a chokehold...
Scott Braski warns Brian Nemesis to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Brian Nemesis runs into the ropes...
JRG misses with a clothesline...
Brian Nemesis takes JRG down with a flying forearm...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Nemesis sends JRG into the turnbuckle...
JRG comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection...
Brian Nemesis hits JRG with an elbowsmash...
Brian Nemesis hits JRG with a kick to the midsection...
Brian Nemesis executes an eye gouge on JRG...
Brian Nemesis throws JRG over the top rope...
Brian Nemesis goes through the ropes...
Brian Nemesis climbs back into the ring...
JRG rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Brian Nemesis chops JRG...
Brian Nemesis is starting to get more cheers than boos...
JRG hits Brian Nemesis...
A portion of the crowd is cheering JRG...
JRG hits Brian Nemesis...
A portion of the crowd is booing JRG...
JRG uses a pumphandle slam on Brian Nemesis...
A portion of the crowd is cheering JRG...
JRG throws Brian Nemesis into the turnbuckle, but Brian Nemesis reverses it...
Brian Nemesis nails JRG with a vertical suplex...
Brian Nemesis gets a chokehold on JRG...
Scott Braski warns Brian Nemesis to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Brian Nemesis goes for a DDT, but JRG counters it with a low blow...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
Ricky J enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ricky J runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Ricky J executes a dropsault on Brian Nemesis...
JRG gets a full nelson on Brian Nemesis...
Brian Nemesis breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
Brian Nemesis whips JRG into the ropes, but JRG reverses it...
JRG hits Brian Nemesis with a spear...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
JRG runs into the ropes...
Brian Nemesis uses a slap on JRG...
Brian Nemesis runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Brian Nemesis with a clothesline...
JRG executes a short clothesline on Brian Nemesis...
JRG tags out to Ricky J...
Ricky J and JRG hit Brian Nemesis with a double DDT...
JRG leaves the ring...
Ricky J hits a cartwheel splash on Brian Nemesis...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Ricky J goes for a hammerlock reverse DDT, but Brian Nemesis blocks it...
Brian Nemesis hits Ricky J with a jack-knife power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Nemesis goes for a Frankensteiner, but Ricky J counters it with a power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Ricky J...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
Ricky J executes a roundhouse kick on Brian Nemesis...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ricky J...
Ricky J executes a standing moonsault on Brian Nemesis...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Brian Nemesis with a shoulderblock...
Ricky J hits Brian Nemesis with a flying reverse neckbreaker...
Brian Nemesis begs off...
Ricky J tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Michael Thunder enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Anthony O'Malley and Ricky J whip Brian Nemesis into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley and Ricky J hit Brian Nemesis with a double enzuigiri...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley nails Brian Nemesis with a forearm smash...
Anthony O'Malley hits an elbowdrop on Brian Nemesis...
Anthony O'Malley executes a bulldog on Brian Nemesis...
Anthony O'Malley hits Brian Nemesis with a kneebreaker...
Anthony O'Malley nails Brian Nemesis with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley executes the Lightning Strike on Brian Nemesis...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is going crazy...
TM: Wow! That was an amazing match!
JT: I have to agree... I wasn’t expecting much from that match but I just got proved wrong...
SJD: The winners of the match – The O’Malley Brothers and the Def B.I. Posse!
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Winners: The O'Malley Brothers and Def B.I. Posse...
Time of match: 0:15:40
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TM: Definitely a hell of a match...
JT: Agreed...
TM: And I have been informed that we have another of the new tag teams here in the IXWA – The Mason-Dixon Line backstage with the McGraff girls right now...
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Backstage:
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[We quickly go backstage near the IXWA locker room, as Mandy and Kimberly McGraff stand in front of an IXWA banner...]
MM: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time we want to introduce Mason Phillips...
KM: And Stephen Dixon...
BOTH SISTERS: The Mason-Dixon Line!!!!
[Both tag team partners want into the scene, as both of them are dressed in their gear for competition...]
MM: Mason, it’s been a wild and interesting two weeks for you guys... You guys arrive here in IXWA to answer the Posse’s challenge, only to get one-upped by the shocking and unexpected arrival of the O’Malley Brothers...
[Mason nods his head in agreement as he rubs his chin...]
KM: How do you feel about everything that transpired on our last show?
[Mason stops rubbing his chin and looks at Kimberly...]
MP: You know what the old saying is - what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger... Unfortunately, what the O’Malley Brothers did last Beatdown, in addition to what that cowardly Posse did, well -- it didn’t just make us stronger... It made us more determined than we were before... And it’s because of this determination is what has created a problem for the rest of the Tag Team Division, because this increase in determination has made us more hungry to win the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Titles...
[Stephen nods his head in agreement with his partner’s statement...]
MM: Do you guys think you are the team to beat here in IXWA?
[Mandy’s question gets Stephen’s attention as he lifts his head up and looks her in the eye...]
SD: Think we are? Heck, we KNOW we are... How many people have you ever heard of that looked the fan favorite Marcus O’Malley in the eye and didn’t back down? Very few and I’m part of that exclusive list... When I looked into his eyes Mandy, I saw something in his eyes I don’t think he expected to reveal...
[Stephen grins...]
SD: I saw intimidation... I saw reservation... I saw hesitation, like maybe this time he had jumped in the mud puddle one time too many... Now I’m not saying that he can’t still hold his own…...but what I am saying is he’s been out of action for 4 years... There’s no possible way anybody can convince me that those O’Malleys can just waltz right in here, take our spot that we claimed first, and waltz right out with our Tag Team Titles... It’s just not going to happen...
KM: What do you think about your match tonight against Double Entendres?
[Mason and Stephen look at each other as they both grin...]
MP: All I’m going to say is "Watch and learn, ladies -- watch and learn..."
[The tag team walks out of the picture as we go back to ringside...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Strong words there... I hope they are not underestimating the O’Malley Brothers...
JT: Got to agree there... The O’Malley’s showed what they have on the table earlier on...
TM: Now – we are going to find out who is the #1 contender for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship... Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a triangle match scheduled for one fall and will determine who is to be the #1 contender to the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
Cue: "Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona
SJD: Weighing in at 130lbs and hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Aguaaaaaaaaa Hinds!!!
["Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona plays through the arena as Aqua emerges after a brief shadow from the blue pyros... Once she makes a few waves & kiss blows, Aqua claps the hands of the fans quickly before sliding under the ropes, jumping, and finally landing into the ring!!!]
SJD: Her opponent...
[A girlish giggle shatters the silence, bringing the crowd to their feet... "Hail Bop" by Django Django kicks into high gear over the speakers while red and white spotlights swirl around the crowd... A video package bracketed in sunny yellows and oranges appears on the tron, showing a petite redhead woman launching herself from every height imaginable, crashing down on both men and women...]
Always look at the white sky and you lose your head in the clouds
Wanna step onto them and float onto their ground
You appear from the hillside and there's a funny look in your eye
Between a rock and a hard place and I will either do or say die
Spins the phrases together 'til something starts to make sense
Talk of the future ignoring the present tense
Start shining the night sky you light up like a solar flair
Won't just burn up on contact as we enter the atmosphere
[Kallie Green appears at the top of the ramp, pumping her arm in the air... She jumps up and down with huge energy and enthusiasm before she sprints to the ring, springing from the floor to the apron in one bounce... She scales the ropes and thrusts both arms in the air, flashing a peace sign with her right and a 'devil horns' rock fist with her left at the crowd... She poses like this for a second before doing a backflip off the top rope, landing in the middle of the ring as the crowd pops loudly...]
SJD: Weighing in at 114lbs and hailing from Chicago, Illinois - Kallie Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!
TM: Beautiful ladies...
SJD: Their opponent...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Bad Ass Babe #1 Contender:
Aqua Hinds Vs Kallie Green Vs
"Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
[Winner gets title match on February 13]
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a side headlock, but Aqua Hinds throws her off...
Aqua Hinds takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a thrust kick to the head...
A small "Aqua Hinds" chant is being started...
Aqua Hinds hits a bulldog on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds hits a swinging neckbreaker on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds hits Olivia Ogilvie with a stomp...
Aqua Hinds uses a single arm DDT on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bodyslam, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a sitdown faceslam on Aqua Hinds...
The crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a Russian legsweep on Aqua Hinds...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a Russian legsweep, but Aqua Hinds counters it with an elbowsmash...
Aqua Hinds tags out to Kallie Green...
Kallie Green goes for a sleeperhold, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a jawbreaker...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a stomp on Kallie Green...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a single arm DDT on Kallie Green...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a scoop slam on Kallie Green...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a snap mare...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Kallie Green out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, Kallie Green re-enters the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie tags out to Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds goes for a single arm DDT, but Kallie Green counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Hinds with a thrust kick to the head...
Kallie Green goes for a single arm DDT, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds throws Kallie Green into the turnbuckle, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Aqua Hinds moves out of the way...
Aqua Hinds runs into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green with a kick...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bodyslam, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Hinds with a dropkick...
Kallie Green executes a tilt-a-whirl inverted DDT on Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green covers Aqua Hinds...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kallie Green goes for a snap mare, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds chops Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Kallie Green kicks Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green kicks Aqua Hinds...
There are lots of chants for Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Hinds with a single arm DDT...
Kallie Green puts Aqua Hinds in a wristlock...
Aqua Hinds tries to escape the hold...
Aqua Hinds gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 14 seconds...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes...
Kallie Green misses with an elbow...
Aqua Hinds hits a spear on Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds tags out to Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Olivia Ogilvie with a kick...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a uranage spinebuster...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Kallie Green with an elbow...
Olivia Ogilvie catches Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Kallie Green is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kallie Green is inching her way towards the ropes...
Kallie Green manages to grab the ropes after 14 seconds...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Kallie Green down with a Russian legsweep...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a high kick...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a scoop slam...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Kallie Green with a side suplex...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie sends Kallie Green into the turnbuckle...
Kallie Green comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection...
Olivia Ogilvie kicks Kallie Green...
The crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie punches Kallie Green...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a high kick on Kallie Green...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Kallie Green into the turnbuckle...
Olivia Ogilvie runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Kallie Green down with a bodyslam...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Kallie Green down with a Huracanrana...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Kallie Green into the turnbuckle, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green charges in with a handspring elbow...
Kallie Green gets the Pendulum Swing on Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie is struggling to reach the ropes...
Aqua Hinds makes the save...
Kallie Green nails Olivia Ogilvie with a side suplex...
Kallie Green is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Kallie Green hits Olivia Ogilvie with a high kick...
Kallie Green hits Olivia Ogilvie with a snap mare...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a slap, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green hits Olivia Ogilvie with a hair pull...
Kallie Green hits a high kick on Olivia Ogilvie...
Kallie Green executes a vertical suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Kallie Green tags out to Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds executes a vertical suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds executes a Russian legsweep on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds catches Olivia Ogilvie in the Pendulum Swing...
Olivia Ogilvie grabs the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds...
Aqua Hinds tags out to Kallie Green...
Kallie Green nails Olivia Ogilvie with a thrust kick to the head...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green executes a clothesline on Olivia Ogilvie...
Kallie Green tags out to Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds executes a sitdown faceslam on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes, but Olivia Ogilvie reverses it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Aqua Hinds with a shoulderblock...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Olivia Ogilvie complains about a slow count...
Aqua Hinds uses an inside cradle on Olivia Ogilvie...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Hinds hits Olivia Ogilvie with a high kick...
Aqua Hinds chops Olivia Ogilvie...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds chops Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds kicks Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds hits a sitdown faceslam on Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a side suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a thrust kick to the head on Aqua Hinds...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie puts Aqua Hinds in an abdominal stretch...
Aqua Hinds gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Aqua Hinds down with a high kick...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a Russian legsweep, but Aqua Hinds counters it with an elbowsmash...
Aqua Hinds goes for a single arm DDT, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a vertical suplex, but Aqua Hinds reverses it...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds executes a side suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Hinds goes for a side suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with spinning headscissors...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for an arm wringer, but Aqua Hinds reverses it...
Aqua Hinds nails Olivia Ogilvie with a sitdown faceslam...
Aqua Hinds whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds hits Olivia Ogilvie with an elbow...
Aqua Hinds uses a spear on Olivia Ogilvie...
Aqua Hinds goes for a high kick, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a legsweep...
Olivia Ogilvie tags out to Kallie Green...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green nails Aqua Hinds with a clothesline...
Kallie Green hits a bulldog on Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Kallie Green goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Aqua Hinds counters it with a side suplex...
Aqua Hinds is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Hinds goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Kallie Green counters it with a side suplex...
Kallie Green executes a splash on Aqua Hinds...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kallie Green goes for a side headlock, but Aqua Hinds counters it with a back suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Aqua Hinds...
In turn, Kallie Green counters it with a bulldog...
Kallie Green throws Aqua Hinds out of the ring...
Kallie Green goes through the ropes...
Kallie Green goes for a bulldog, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Aqua Hinds gets back into the ring...
Kallie Green follows her back in...
Aqua Hinds locks Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Kallie Green gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 11 seconds...
Aqua Hinds goes for a snap mare, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green hits an Asai moonsault on Aqua Hinds...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kallie Green executes an arm wringer on Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds goes for a clothesline, but Kallie Green ducks out of the way...
Kallie Green kicks Aqua Hinds...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds kicks Kallie Green...
The crowd is starting to get behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green...
Kallie Green punches Aqua Hinds...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits a swinging neckbreaker on Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green catches Aqua Hinds in a wristlock...
Aqua Hinds is struggling to reach the ropes...
Aqua Hinds is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Aqua Hinds is struggling to reach the ropes...
Aqua Hinds grabs the ropes after 13 seconds...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes, but Aqua Hinds reverses it...
Aqua Hinds misses with a kick...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green with a clothesline...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green with a side suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds puts Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Olivia Ogilvie makes the save...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Hinds...
The crowd is really behind Kallie Green...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds chops Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Aqua Hinds executes a swinging neckbreaker on Kallie Green...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds takes Kallie Green down with an eye gouge...
Aqua Hinds goes for a single arm DDT, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Hinds...
Kallie Green kicks Aqua Hinds...
There are lots of chants for Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green...
The chants for Aqua Hinds are deafening...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds uses a bodyslam on Kallie Green...
Aqua Hinds gets a sleeperhold on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Kallie Green inches her way towards the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds...
Aqua Hinds goes for a butt-bump, but Kallie Green ducks out of the way...
Kallie Green goes for a side headlock, but Aqua Hinds counters it with
a back suplex...
Aqua Hinds puts Kallie Green in a side headlock...
Kallie Green is struggling to reach the ropes...
Kallie Green inches her way towards the ropes after being locked up for 13 seconds...
Aqua Hinds catches Kallie Green in a sleeperhold...
Kallie Green inches her way towards the ropes after 7 seconds...
Aqua Hinds hits Kallie Green with an arm wringer...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
The crowd erupts...
Aqua Hinds punches Kallie Green...
The crowd is giving Aqua Hinds a standing ovation...
Aqua Hinds kicks Kallie Green...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Aqua Hinds goes for an abdominal stretch, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Aqua Hinds is struggling to reach the ropes...
Aqua Hinds gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Hinds with a high kick...
Kallie Green has the crowd going wild...
Kallie Green tags out to Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Aqua Hinds with a uranage spinebuster...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie executes the Southern Cross Out on Aqua Hinds...
Olivia Ogilvie further incites the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Olivia Ogilvie is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
TM: Wow! Just wow! That was a great match...
JT: Certainly was... I could have carried on watching them all night...
TM: Why am I not surprised?!
SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender to the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship – "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie!
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Winners: "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
Time of match: 0:17:57
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Backstage:
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[The screen switches and shows a happy Clayton Hawke, a tall and muscular young man with an infectious smile and blond-highlighted, short hair... He is dressed for his match, wearing his tights and boots... He wastes no time talking as soon as he knows that the camera is on him...]
Hawke: I sat at home for months wondering if the IXWA was going to survive... I wondered if my shot at becoming something special in this sport was gone before I ever got the chance to fulfil my potential...
[His face is very pensive as he speaks... Serious, but under girded with emotion...]
Hawke: You see the first go round; I won several matches and even managed to come within an inch of winning the Television Championship... To have such a strong beginning gave my validation...
[He cracks a smile...]
Hawke: You see everyone, from my parents and teachers growing up... All the way to the man who is a legend in this business and my mentor told me that I had the potential to be a champion... They told me that I could be as good as I desired, but it had to be fuelled by me and not them and their help...
[He flexes his arms, showing off a tremendous physique...]
Hawke: I hit the gym immediately as you can see...
[He puts his arms back down as he continues...]
Hawke: But muscles do not win championships... They are a tool... And I have spent the past few years learning the rest of what it takes to be a champion... It takes strength, it takes intelligence, and it takes something that even those with the first two sometimes lack...
[Another grin...]
Hawke: Desire...
[The grin disappears...]
Hawke: That is what separates me from the rest right now here in IXWA... My desire... I want it more than anyone else...
[He glares as directly into the camera as possible, trying to send a message to just one man...]
Hawke: And that includes you, Styles...
[He begins to slowly wring his hands in each other as he talks...]
Hawke: Right now, you have the gold... You are the IXWA Television Champion... You walked back at the right time and got placed in the right match against the wrong guy... You won easily and have the gold around your waist... But tonight, the guys upstairs have done you a disservice because they put you in a match against the wrong guy...
[This kid is really serious, almost sweating as he speaks...]
Hawke: I respect you... I respect the title... I know it is going to take a massive effort to rip that title out of your hands, but I am up for it... I know you have skills... I know that you are able to do some amazing things inside the squared circle... You deserve all the credit possible for what you can do in there... But tonight, you run into a guy who has these muscles...
[He flexes his right arm, popping out his muscles impressively...]
Hawke: This brain...
[He points to his temple as a sign of intelligence...]
Hawke: And most of all the fans cheering him on every step of the way...
[You can hear the crowd erupt in the background...]
Hawke: I am ready to become the next Television Champion, Styles, and lead IXWA the next stage of the road to success... Tonight, my fans and I are going to take your best shots and then deliver the Slamma Jamma and walk away with the greatest prize in my career... The IXWA Television Championship...
[Another grin...]
Hawke: I'm on my way, Styles... You better be ready...
[He walks off camera as the screen fades to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and we’re going to take our first look at one of the newest tag teams here in the IXWA – the Mason-Dixon Line...
JT: Looking forward to this... Let’s get the introductions from Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiseled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube as the Masters of the 1-8-7 walk out to the ring together... JRG walks to the ring with Ricky J holding the "Git Pay'd Toolz" bag... JRG has a serious look on his face as Ricky J is working the crowd as the hype man, waving his arms up in the air... JRG jumps up to the apron and enters over the top rope... Ricky J slides under the ropes from the floor...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 560 pounds... The IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Ricky J... JRG... DEF BI POSSE!!!
[Ricky J & JRG prepare for the match...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
Tag Team Showcase match:
The Mason-Dixon Line Vs Double Entendres
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips hits Mike Hunt with a double arm DDT...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips gets a chokehold on Mike Hunt...
Scott Braski warns Mason Phillips to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Mason Phillips throws Mike Hunt out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, Mike Hunt re-enters the ring...
Mason Phillips gets a full nelson on Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Mike Hunt tries to escape the hold...
Mike Hunt makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double kick to the midsection...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon executes a European uppercut on Mike Hunt...
Stephen Dixon gets a front facelock on Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt is inching his way towards the ropes...
Mike Hunt is struggling to reach the ropes...
Mike Hunt makes it to the ropes after 15 seconds...
Stephen Dixon whips Mike Hunt into the ropes, but Mike Hunt reverses it...
Mike Hunt hits Stephen Dixon with a kick...
Dick Ryder enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Dick Ryder out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double fist to the midsection...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon hits Mike Hunt with an armdrag...
Stephen Dixon hits Mike Hunt with a backbreaker...
Stephen Dixon hits running legdrop on Mike Hunt...
Stephen Dixon hits a hiptoss on Mike Hunt...
Stephen Dixon whips Mike Hunt into the turnbuckle...
Stephen Dixon charges into the corner, but Mike Hunt moves out of the way...
Mike Hunt goes for a double arm DDT, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backdrop, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt nails Stephen Dixon with a reverse DDT...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Hunt punches Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon kicks Mike Hunt...
Stephen Dixon chops Mike Hunt...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Mike Hunt chops Stephen Dixon...
Mike Hunt goes for flying headscissors, but Stephen Dixon throws him off...
Stephen Dixon kicks Mike Hunt...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
Mike Hunt punches Stephen Dixon...
Mike Hunt chops Stephen Dixon...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Stephen Dixon kicks Mike Hunt...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon hits Mike Hunt with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
A small "Stephen Dixon" chant is being started...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Mike Hunt into the ropes...
They hit Mike Hunt with a double clothesline...
Stephen Dixon takes Mike Hunt down with a drop toe hold...
Mason Phillips locks Mike Hunt in a full nelson...
Scott Braski checks Mike Hunt's arm...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Mike Hunt fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mike Hunt nails Mason Phillips with a reverse DDT...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Hunt shoves down Scott Braski...
Scott Braski disqualifies Mike Hunt...
The crowd is really behind Mason Phillips...
TM: Well – I’m not sure that’s how the new guys wanted to end the match...
JT: True... But Mike Hunt got angry with the referee!
TM: Pardon?!?
JT: Mike Hunt! The referee managed to wind him up!
TM: You are so going to laugh at this when you watch it back...
SJD: The winners of the match – the Mason-Dixon Line!!!
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Winners: The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:04:26
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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TM: One more match and this is the one we have been waiting for...
JT: The IXWA Television Championship is on the line...
TM: Certainly is... Over to Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship...
Cue: "Headstrong" by Trapt
SJD: His opponent - also already in the ring... Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 286 pounds...
Clayton Haaaaaaawke
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh—booooooooooooo!!!
TM: Crowd not really sure what to make of Hawke!
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time... He has the IXWA Television Championship over his shoulder...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!!!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and give a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 30, 2015
MAIN EVENT:
IXWA Television Championship:
Clayton Hawke Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles (c)
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles throws Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Clayton Hawke comes back and rocks Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a T-Bone Suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke misses with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a swinging neckbreaker...
Clayton Hawke is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Clayton Hawke hits a swinging neckbreaker on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke goes for a 3/4 facelock bulldog, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles takes Clayton Hawke down with a DDT...
Brian Styles is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles executes a kneelift on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles takes Clayton Hawke down with a gutwrench suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles goes for a rear chinlock, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke nails Brian Styles with a piledriver...
A portion of the crowd is booing Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke uses a powerbomb on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock...
Brian Styles executes a short clothesline on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a kneebar...
Clayton Hawke is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Clayton Hawke gets ahold of the ropes after 11 seconds...
Brian Styles throws Clayton Hawke out of the ring...
Brian Styles goes through the ropes...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Brian Styles re-enters the ring...
Clayton Hawke follows him back in...
Brian Styles executes a running clothesline on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles goes for a moonsault, but Clayton Hawke gets his knees up...
Clayton Hawke goes for a powerbomb, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a swinging neckbreaker...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke covers Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Clayton Hawke throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
Clayton Hawke rolls out under the bottom rope...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Brian Styles has been cut open...
Clayton Hawke uses a brainbuster on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Brian Styles whips Clayton Hawke into the guardrail...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
Brian Styles uses a kneelift on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles goes for a backdrop driver, but Clayton Hawke counters it with a backward kick...
Clayton Hawke runs Brian Styles into the ringsteps...
Clayton Hawke uses a sidewalk slam on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: 5...
Scott Braski counts: 6...
Scott Braski counts: 7...
Clayton Hawke gets back into the ring...
Brian Styles follows him back in...
Clayton Hawke goes for a dropkick, but Brian Styles side-steps and Clayton Hawke crashes to the canvas...
Brian Styles goes for the Kata hajime, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a punch...
Clayton Hawke uses a pumphandle powerslam on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a stomachbreaker...
Clayton Hawke acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Clayton Hawke uses a stomachbreaker on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke goes for a piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a backdrop...
Brian Styles executes a running knee lift on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles goes for a back suplex, but Clayton Hawke counters it with a bulldog...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a sidewalk slam...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a piledriver...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a dropkick...
Clayton Hawke executes a brainbuster on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Clayton Hawke is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke takes Brian Styles down with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke complains about a slow count...
Clayton Hawke goes for a choke slam, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles executes a kick to the knee on Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles sets up Clayton Hawke on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Clayton Hawke...
A portion of the crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Clayton Hawke...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke punches Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke goes for a piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a backdrop...
Brian Styles uses a DDT on Clayton Hawke...
A portion of the crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Clayton Hawke with a backdrop...
Brian Styles goes for a triangle choke, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for a half nelson suplex, but Clayton Hawke counters it with an elbowsmash...
Clayton Hawke whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Brian Styles counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits a Death Valley Driver on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is bleeding like a faucet...
Clayton Hawke locks Brian Styles in a Boston crab...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a dropkick...
Clayton Hawke is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Clayton Hawke executes a vertical suplex on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with a vertical suplex...
Clayton Hawke is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Clayton Hawke goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles hits Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles hits Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke chops Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke seemingly enjoys the boos...
Clayton Hawke kicks Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles punches Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Clayton Hawke punches Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke uses a dropkick on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke punches Brian Styles...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles hits Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Brian Styles chops Clayton Hawke...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Clayton Hawke misses with an elbow...
Clayton Hawke misses with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Clayton Hawke executes the Slamma-Jamma on Brian Styles...
Clayton Hawke goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
TM: Oh my – I don’t believe it!
JT: Neither do I... But he’s done it... Clayton Hawke did it...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEWWWW IXWA Television Champion ---- Clayton Haaaaaaaaaawke!!!
[The camera shows the referee handing the championship belt to Hawke as Styles lies on the canvas... As the referee straps the belt around Hawke’s waist – Styles gets to his knees and realises what has happened... He looks annoyed as the camera goes back to ringside...]
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Clayton Hawke
Time of match: 0:11:40
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TM: Wow! What a night! Debuts, new contenders and a brand new champion...
JT: I know – and that title change has likely just changed the face of the Survival of the Fittest tournament that will be starting on the next show where the winner gets the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship! The IXWA is an exciting place to be right now!
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