IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - MAY 29, 2015
The Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, CALIFOrnIA
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Welcome to Friday Night Beatdown!
JT: Just a shame you’re still employed here...
TM: Meh... Some things will never change – ever... Let’s get on with things...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air as the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
"The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
Vs
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a double ax handle chop...
Archibald Smythe kicks Akira Razor...
A few fans are cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is cheering on Akira Razor...
Akira Razor goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with an elbow...
Akira Razor is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Razor gets a front facelock on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a backdrop...
Akira Razor puts Archibald Smythe in a Boston crab...
Archibald Smythe manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with an elbow...
Akira Razor goes for a Boston crab, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor kicks Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going crazy...
Archibald Smythe punches Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for an abdominal stretch, but Akira Razor counters it with an elbowsmash...
Akira Razor executes a vertical suplex on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor gets a sleeperhold on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe chops Akira Razor...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
The chants for Akira Razor are deafening...
Archibald Smythe punches Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe kicks Akira Razor...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for a half nelson suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a roaring elbow smash...
The chants for Akira Razor are deafening...
Akira Razor uses a fireman's carry takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor hits a running powerbomb on Archibald Smythe...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Akira Razor is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Razor takes Archibald Smythe down with a snap suplex...
Akira Razor catches Archibald Smythe in a sleeperhold...
Archibald Smythe tries to escape the hold...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe tries to fight the pain...
Archibald Smythe is inching his way towards the ropes...
Archibald Smythe summons one last burst of energy...
Archibald Smythe grabs the ropes after holding out for 38 seconds...
Akira Razor hits a head and arm suplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Akira Razor...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Akira Razor uses a fireman's carry takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a double ax handle chop...
Archibald Smythe goes for an arm wringer, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a fireman's carry takedown...
Akira Razor catches Archibald Smythe in a leg grapevine...
Archibald Smythe grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Akira Razor goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a forearm smash, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor sets up Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a belly-to-back superplex...
The crowd is behind Akira Razor all the way...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a backdrop...
Akira Razor hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe hits a slingshot suplex on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe executes a half nelson suplex on Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe goes for a snap suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Akira Razor goes for a European uppercut, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a backbreaker...
Akira Razor nails Archibald Smythe with a handspring elbow...
Akira Razor takes Archibald Smythe down with a European uppercut...
Akira Razor executes a kneebreaker on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a dropkick...
Akira Razor hits a drop toe hold on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but
Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Akira Razor takes Archibald Smythe down with a forearm smash...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
The chants for Akira Razor are deafening...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe...
The chants for Akira Razor are deafening...
Akira Razor nails Archibald Smythe with a gutwrench suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor goes for a kneebreaker, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a headlock takedown, but Akira Razor counters it with a back suplex...
Akira Razor goes for a figure-four leglock, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a European uppercut, but Akira Razor counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe executes a fireman's carry takedown on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Razor goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe catches Akira Razor in a sleeperhold...
Akira Razor is struggling to reach the ropes...
Akira Razor tries to escape the hold...
Akira Razor grabs the ropes after 15 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a vertical suplex, but Akira Razor slides down his back...
Akira Razor executes a roaring elbow smash on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor uses an armdrag on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a flying clothesline...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits a kneebreaker on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a half nelson suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe puts Akira Razor in a camel clutch...
Akira Razor is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Akira Razor tries to escape the hold...
Akira Razor is inching his way towards the ropes...
Akira Razor manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 12 seconds...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a fireman's carry takedown...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a vertical suplex...
Archibald Smythe whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe takes Akira Razor down with an armdrag...
Archibald Smythe goes for a European uppercut, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor uses a European uppercut on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor nails Archibald Smythe with a knifehand chop...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a series of kicks to the leg...
Akira Razor hits a drop toe hold on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a clothesline...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Akira Razor misses with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a fireman's carry takedown...
Archibald Smythe uses an armdrag on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a punch...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a head and arm suplex...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Akira Razor goes for a roaring elbow smash, but Archibald Smythe side-steps and
Akira Razor only hits air...
Archibald Smythe covers Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a head and arm suplex...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is behind Akira Razor all the way...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Akira Razor throws Archibald Smythe out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Archibald Smythe re-enters the ring...
Akira Razor goes for a side headlock, but Archibald Smythe throws him off...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a head and arm suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe executes a snap suplex on Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits a double ax handle chop on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Akira Razor goes for an arm wringer, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe locks Akira Razor in an abdominal stretch...
Akira Razor grabs the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a belly-to-back suplex...
Archibald Smythe is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Archibald Smythe gets a Boston crab on Akira Razor...
Akira Razor is struggling to reach the ropes...
Akira Razor tries to escape the hold...
Archibald Smythe lets go after 14 seconds...
Archibald Smythe executes a drop toe hold on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe goes for an abdominal stretch, but Akira Razor counters it with a hiptoss...
Akira Razor goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe kicks Akira Razor...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Archibald Smythe kicks Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe throws Akira Razor into the turnbuckle, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Archibald Smythe moves out of the way...
Archibald Smythe goes for a double underhook suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a backdrop...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a kick...
Archibald Smythe hits a swinging neckbreaker on Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe executes the Fall From Grace on Akira Razor...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Archibald Smythe goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
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Winner: "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
Time of match: 0:15:22
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SJD: The winner of the match via pinfall... Archibald Smyyyyyyyyyyythe!
TM: Smythe kinda pulled that one from nowhere didn’t he?
JT: Were we watching the same match? Smythe just put on a master class against Razor!
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens on the backstage area... “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline and “Golden Goddess” Gina Gordon walk slowly, embracing and leaning on one another as they go... Both are very tan and smiling... Gordon raises her head and kisses Kline on the cheek... Kline smiles a cat who ate the canary grin... The camera pushes in but the IXWA Power Couple seem oblivious or possibly they just don’t care that it’s there...]
GG: Mmmm Babe... A week at Jade Mountain Resort… you’re spoiling me...
[Kline smiles...]
CK: Well babe I figured after a match like that two weeks ago, we could use a little break-
GG: -but a week at St... Lucia? Really it’s almost too much... Besides I thought you needed to rest after a match like that...
CK: I did…
[Gordon seductively smiles at Kline...]
GG: But we hardly rested at all...
[Gordon reaches up and kisses Kline, lingering just long enough to make it uncomfortable for the cameraman...]
GG: I appreciated the fact you kept the phone and computer off too babe...
CK: I am a man of my word... No business babe... Not during OUR time... Tell you what I am going to get changed, you check the sheet and see who I got tonight...
GG: [Nods] You got it hun...
[Gordon starts to walk away and Kline slaps her behind... She lets out a squeal of pain and delight... She turns back towards Kline and is blushing... She tries to give him a stern look but the smile reveals how she truly felt about it...]
GG: [Sternly] Charlie!
CK: Love you Gina...
[Gordon stops her mouth hangs slightly open...]
GG: What did you just say?
CK: Love you Gina...
[Gordon smiles...]
GG: That’s the first time you have ever said that to me...
CK: I know... Now would you go check the sheet already? Jeez...
[Gordon shakes her head...]
GG: I love you too jack@[BLEEP...]
[The camera follow Gordon as Kline walks out of frame... She finds the card for tonight matches and scrolls down... She gets to the Main Event and stops... Her smile fades and a look of worry crosses her face...]
GG: Oh crap!
[Gordon bites her lip and then jogs towards Kline’s locker room... Upon reaching his door she bursts inside, throwing the door open half panicked... Kline stands with no shirt on, about to unbutton his jeans... He looks up surprised and slightly amused...]
CK: Yes, babe I meant it...
[Gordon breathing slightly heavy from her run to the locker room...]
GG: No babe... Tonight... Your match tonight...
CK: Calm down Gina, it’ll be OK...
[Gordon shakes her head...]
GG: Charlie you have the Mason Dixon Line tonight...
CK: [Eyes widen...] For the titles?
GG: No... Clash of the Champions match... Your partner is Roman Anderson...
[Kline’s grin fades and a flash of anger crosses his face...]
CK: What?!?!
GG: Roman Anderson is your-
[Kline steps forward... A look of maniacal intensity burns in his eyes... He gets close to Gordon’s face... She panics...]
SLAP!
[With a lightning quick motion of her arm, she has struck Kline across his face... Before the strike she looked scared... Now that she has hit him she looks terrified... Through quivering lips...]
GG: Charlie - I
[Kline’s star burns through her, he reaches up and grabs her blonde locks... She lights out a slight whimper as he does... He pulls her face close to his and passionately kisses her... The camera zooms in, the kiss is long and impassioned... After a few moments Gordon separates and looks at Kline and softly exhales...]
GG: Charlie, the camera...
[Kline stares deeply into her eyes... Pulling her body tightly into his, in a whisper he says...]
CK: Men’s eyes were made to look and let them gaze... I will not budge for no man’s pleasure, I...
[Kline kisses her again... After a few hot and sultry moments the two separate... Kline turns and looks at the camera...]
CK: Roman Anderson... I know what you’re thinking... You’re wondering if I will do my share... You’re wondering if I will cheap shot you... Abandon you... Let you get the beat down you so deservedly have coming... Only to cash in the Golden Ticket and become the NEW IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... Well don’t worry Roman... That’s not me... IF you are lucky enough to be Champion when I come after that Title... I will come like a man... I will have it be a Main Event on PPV so the whole world can see my Ascension and Overthrow of the Tourist Champion you are... Tonight you are doubly blessed... Not only do you have me but you have the Best Woman in this federation looking out for you tonight... No O’Malley Assault will spring up out of nowhere without some warning... Tonight you are the safest you have been for the past few weeks... So just go out there and do your job... Toe the line... Tag me when you need it and let’s show the Mason Dixon that even distracted you and especially me, are the best the IXWA has to offer... Now Mr... Cameraman…
CAMERAMAN: Uh Ron Mr... Kline...
[Kline laughs and smiles... He shakes his head in disbelief...]
CK: Ron... Get the Hell out of my dressing room...
[Kline looks at Gordon with a look that could burn down a house...]
CK: I have some business to take care of with my Manager...
[Ron staggers back quickly as Kline reaches for the door and slams it in his face... Fade to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Well that was a little uncomfortable for us...
JT: Not nearly as uncomfortable as it was for Ron though...
TM: Fair point... Up next we have tag team action... Over to you Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already iin the ring... At a combined weight of 280 pounds... Bang Wang... Chang Wang... THE WANG DYNASTY...
[Bang and Chang stand in the ring and look out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[That familiar beginning guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have a Drink on Me” begins blaring throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
Oh, Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the tip
We'll get hell to pay
[The O’Malley Brothers, along with Jessica Jennings-O’Malley, walk out from behind the curtain and onto the stage... Marcus is wearing a pair of blue jeans with holes ripped in the knees, black tennis shoes and an authentic NY Yankees Derek Jeter #2 home pinstriped jersey... Anthony is wearing a pair of faded blue jeans, red tennis shoes, a vintage Nolan Ryan #30 NY Mets home jersey and a backwards Mets baseball cap... His curly red locks stick out under the side of his baseball cap... Jessica is wearing a pair of blue jeans, an IXWA-trademarked O’Malley Brothers T-Shirt and a blue jean jacket...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Come on
[Marcus and Anthony look throughout the crowd with grins on their collective faces... While holding a mic with his right hand, Marcus raises his right arm in the air as Anthony looks in the camera and says something that we can’t make out...]
I’m Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
[The trio walks down the aisle, emphatically high-fiving the fans down the aisle...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Get stoned
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
[The brothers get to ringside... Marcus climbs under the bottom rope while Anthony hops over the top rope... They get on opposite sides of the ring to pose for the fans...]
Oooh
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise
[Both brothers meet in the center of the ring and slowly soak in all the cheers from their faithful fans...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink oooooooon me
SJD: Hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The O’Malley Brothers look confident...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
The Wang Dynasty Vs The O'Malley Brothers
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Anthony O'Malley hits a springboard bulldog on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley hits a clothesline on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley executes a big boot on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley executes a flying axhandle on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Chang Wang enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley uses a piledriver on Bang Wang...
The chants for Marcus O'Malley are deafening...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a flying axhandle...
There are lots of chants for Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a swinging neckbreaker...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a superkick, but Bang Wang ducks out of the way...
Bang Wang whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes, but Anthony O'Malley reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a shoulderblock...
Anthony O'Malley throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley rolls out under the bottom rope...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Bang Wang follows him back in...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Bang Wang counters it with a side suplex...
Bang Wang executes a kneelift on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang uses an enzuigiri on Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Bang Wang hits a short lariat on Anthony O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Chang Wang takes Anthony O'Malley down with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring and throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley uses a DDT on Chang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley hits a flying bodypress on Chang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley nails Chang Wang with an elbowdrop...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Chang Wang with a double clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Chang Wang into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Chang Wang with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Chang Wang hits a jawbreaker on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a piledriver...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a kick...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Marcus O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Marcus O'Malley hits a T-Bone Suplex on Chang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley executes a legdrop on Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a powerslam, but Chang Wang counters it with a lariat...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Chang Wang goes for a lariat, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a Gorilla Press...
Marcus O'Malley uses a butterfly suplex on Chang Wang...
The chants for Marcus O'Malley are deafening...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley nails Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Chang Wang goes for a lariat, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a jab...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley goes for an inverted swinging neckbreaker, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley rolls out of the ring...
Chang Wang hits a diving elbow smash on Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang uses a kick to the thigh on Anthony O'Malley...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits a fist to the midsection on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang takes Anthony O'Malley down with a forearm to the back...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a jumping side kick...
Bang Wang uses a short lariat on Anthony O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Bang Wang goes for a sleeperhold, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley punches Bang Wang...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley punches Bang Wang...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley whips Bang Wang into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley nails Bang Wang with a chop...
Anthony O'Malley goes for an atomic drop, but Bang Wang counters it with a facerake...
Bang Wang hits a headlock takedown on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a jumping DDT...
Bang Wang nails Anthony O'Malley with a fist to the midsection...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a forearm to the back...
Bang Wang goes for a side suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with spinning headscissors...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a reverse DDT...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Bang Wang counters it with an elbowsmash...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley hits a chop on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley takes Bang Wang down with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, Bang Wang re-enters the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley chops Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley has the crowd going wild...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring and throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit Chang Wang with a double elbowdrop...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits a belly-to-back suplex on Chang Wang...
The chants for Anthony O'Malley are deafening...
Anthony O'Malley nails Chang Wang with a legdrop...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a monkey flip, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang goes for a piledriver, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a right jab, but Chang Wang ducks out of the way...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with an earringer...
Chang Wang goes for a monkey flip, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley takes Chang Wang down with a T-Bone Suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Marcus O'Malley uses a swinging neckbreaker on Chang Wang...
There are lots of chants for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Chang Wang falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Chang Wang re-enters the ring...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the ropes, but Chang Wang reverses it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley covers Chang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Chang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a jumping elbow thrust...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a forearm smash...
Chang Wang throws Marcus O'Malley into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Chang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a jumping elbow thrust...
Chang Wang locks Marcus O'Malley in an armbar submission...
Chang Wang lets go after 12 seconds...
Chang Wang executes a headbutt on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Chang Wang goes for a piledriver, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a headbutt to the groin...
Marcus O'Malley goes for an eye gouge, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang hits a jawbreaker on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang goes for a kick to the thigh, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits a punch on Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley catches Chang Wang in a chokehold...
Perry Crabtree warns Marcus O'Malley to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang uses a Hotshot on Marcus O'Malley...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang covers Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Chang Wang executes a flying somersault splash on Marcus O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Chang Wang hits a flying legdrop on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with an elbow...
Chang Wang goes for a lariat, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a Gorilla Press...
In turn, Chang Wang counters it with a facerake...
Chang Wang climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley nails him in the stomach...
Chang Wang falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Chang Wang falls back into the ring...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Chang Wang with a double bodyslam...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley takes Chang Wang down with an inverted swinging neckbreaker...
Marcus O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with a kick...
Chang Wang misses with a kick...
Chang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Anthony O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double clothesline...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang catches Anthony O'Malley in an armlock leglock submission...
Bang Wang lets go after 12 seconds...
Bang Wang executes neck-scissors on Anthony O'Malley...
A small "Bang Wang" chant is being started...
Bang Wang punches Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Bang Wang...
The crowd is behind Anthony O'Malley all the way...
Anthony O'Malley chops Bang Wang...
The chants for Anthony O'Malley are deafening...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang nails Anthony O'Malley with a savate kick...
Bang Wang uses an earringer on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang locks Anthony O'Malley in an armbar submission...
Anthony O'Malley reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Bang Wang whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Bang Wang goes for an armbar submission, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley hits an inverted atomic drop on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley sends Bang Wang into the turnbuckle...
Bang Wang comes back and rocks Marcus O'Malley with a kick to the midsection...
Bang Wang uses a chop on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a roundhouse right, but Bang Wang blocks it...
Bang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a DDT...
A small "Bang Wang" chant is being started...
Bang Wang executes a chop on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Bang Wang goes through the ropes...
Bang Wang gets back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang executes a short lariat on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Bang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a savate kick...
Bang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a chop...
Bang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a savate kick...
Bang Wang goes for a headscissors submission, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Chang Wang enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Bang Wang with a double flying axhandle...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double kick to the midsection...
Anthony O'Malley attempts to place Bang Wang on the turnbuckle, but Bang Wang blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double backdrop...
Anthony O'Malley uses a vertical suplex on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but Bang Wang counters it with a fist to the midsection...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Bang Wang uses an elbowsmash on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang goes for a short lariat, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley nails Bang Wang with a facerake...
Marcus O'Malley executes a headbutt on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley hits a spinning heel kick on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Marcus O'Malley whips Bang Wang into the ropes...
Bang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with an elbow...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Bang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley falls out of the ring...
Bang Wang rolls out under the bottom rope...
Bang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a jumping side kick...
Bang Wang goes for a kick to the midsection, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley uses a low blow on Bang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Marcus O'Malley gets back into the ring...
Bang Wang follows him back in...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Chang Wang enters the ring and lays out Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double elbowsmash...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a jumping DDT...
Bang Wang executes a chop on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang punches Anthony O'Malley...
A few fans are cheering on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley punches Bang Wang...
The chants for Anthony O'Malley are deafening...
Bang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
A few fans are cheering on Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang goes for an armbar submission, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley nails Bang Wang with a bodyslam...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley takes Bang Wang down with a swinging neckbreaker...
The chants for Anthony O'Malley are deafening...
Anthony O'Malley nails Bang Wang with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Anthony O'Malley whips Bang Wang into the ropes, but Bang Wang reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley executes a Huracanrana on Bang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley throws Perry Crabtree over the top rope...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree crawls back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job...
Anthony O'Malley hits a clothesline on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double backdrop...
Chang Wang gets back up and throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang catches Marcus O'Malley in a sleeperhold...
Marcus O'Malley is struggling to reach the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Marcus O'Malley reaches the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds...
Chang Wang enters the ring...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Marcus O'Malley with the Double Wangy...
Bang Wang goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Bang Wang uses a jumping side kick on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang executes a crucifix on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley nails Chang Wang with a knife-edge chop...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a German suplex, but Chang Wang counters it with an elbowsmash...
The bell rings... The time limit has expired...
Perry Crabtree lets the match continue...
Chang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a flying cross body press...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Chang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a Hotshot...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a kick...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a stomp, but Chang Wang rolls out of the way...
Chang Wang uses a forearm smash on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang goes for a side suplex, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley executes a backdrop on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang executes a fist to the midsection on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Bang Wang hits a savate kick on Marcus O'Malley...
A small "Bang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley hits a right jab on Chang Wang...
There are lots of chants for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Chang Wang goes for a Hotshot, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a lariat...
The crowd is really behind Marcus O'Malley...
In turn, Chang Wang counters it with a duck-down move...
Chang Wang goes for a Hotshot, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a lariat...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a punch...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a headbutt, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang catches Marcus O'Malley in a double chickenwing submission...
Marcus O'Malley grabs the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley executes a clothesline on Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a stomp...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Chang Wang falls out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley jumps onto him with a flying elbowdrop...
Marcus O'Malley throws Chang Wang into the ringsteps...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Marcus O'Malley knocks Chang Wang into the ringsteps...
Marcus O'Malley sets up a table...
Marcus O'Malley sets up Chang Wang on the table...
Marcus O'Malley executes a flying kneedrop through the table...
The table is broken in half...
The crowd is really behind Marcus O'Malley...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Marcus O'Malley uses a headbutt on Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley throws Chang Wang into the ringpost...
There are lots of chants for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Marcus O'Malley throws Chang Wang into the ringsteps...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the guardrail...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying fistdrop, but Chang Wang counters it with a fist to the midsection...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Chang Wang throws Marcus O'Malley into the ringsteps...
Chang Wang gets back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley climbs back into the ring...
Chang Wang executes the Suplex Piledriver on Marcus O'Malley...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Chang Wang executes a knee to the back on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a lariat...
Bang Wang catches Marcus O'Malley in a cobra clutch...
Marcus O'Malley is struggling to reach the ropes...
Bang Wang lets go after 14 seconds...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang hits a chop on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang gets a cobra clutch on Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Marcus O'Malley reaches the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds...
Bang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley uses a clothesline on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley covers Bang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley hits a bodyslam on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Chang Wang enters the ring and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the thigh...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang puts Anthony O'Malley in a sleeperhold...
Anthony O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Bang Wang takes Anthony O'Malley down with a chop...
Bang Wang uses a kick to the thigh on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang uses an earringer on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang goes for a kick to the thigh, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a headsmash into the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Bang Wang...
The crowd is giving Anthony O'Malley a standing ovation...
Bang Wang kicks Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
Chang Wang enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double backdrop...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang goes for a DDT, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a superkick...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a tiger suplex, but Bang Wang blocks it...
Bang Wang takes Anthony O'Malley down with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Bang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang punches Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a forearm to the back...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Chang Wang and Bang Wang hit Anthony O'Malley with a double DDT...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Chang Wang goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Anthony O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Anthony O'Malley uses a German suplex on Chang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Bang Wang makes the save...
Chang Wang nails Anthony O'Malley with an armdrag takedown...
Chang Wang punches Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley chops Chang Wang...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley hits Chang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Chang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a clothesline...
Bang Wang enters the ring...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Anthony O'Malley with the Double Wangy...
Chang Wang goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Chang Wang whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes, but Anthony O'Malley reverses it...
Chang Wang hits a jumping elbow thrust on Anthony O'Malley...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a monkey flip...
Anthony O'Malley tags Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley lifts Chang Wang up...
Anthony O'Malley nails Chang Wang with the It's Closing Time and goes for
the pin...
The crowd is giving Anthony O'Malley a standing ovation...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Bang Wang doesn't make it in time... three...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Anthony O'Malley...
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Winners: The O'Malley Brothers
Time of match: 0:28:51
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TM: Damn near 30 minutes of great tag team action there...
JT: I’m actually quite surprised Wang & Wang lasted as long as they did...
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TM: We’re back and up next we have a full on clash of the titans... A couple of heavyweights from the state f Florida...
JT: True but these two need to start proving their worth here in the IXWA...
TM: Agreed... Over to you Joey...
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach thunderously blasts throughout the arena as the lights are cut off... A white spotlight shines onto a 6 foot 10 inch, 300 pound red-eyed giant known as “Lucifer’s Retort” Seth Bronwen, walking with a purpose to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction... Seth wears a black leather top over a metal breast plate... The two are attached... This leather covering is fashioned into what looks like a leather breast plate... It attaches at the shoulders with medium sized, gold buttons... On the chest of this leather top are golden symbols... Also, on the rib cage are six medium sized, gold buttons... Seth removes this gear upon his entrance into the ring... Then, in a second piece - A leather waist-line with gold, medium size buttons going around the entire waist line is attached to six six-inch leather loops, some-what diamond-shaped where the bottoms end right at the knees... These loops are in front and back of Seth’s lower-body... He is barefoot... Also, balled around his left hand is a portion of the Log Chain he’s dragging to the ring as another half of the chain slithers about three feet behind him... In his right hand is a tattered, beat-up teddy bear that he hold onto with a tight grip...]
SJD: From National, Florida and weighing in at 300 pounds... "Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[As Seth gets to ring-side, he sets the log chain in the near-aisle-left-turnbuckle corner of the ring... He then sets his teddy bear near the ring steps... As he removes his leather top and breast-plate and places it near the ring steps the camera focuses in on the teddy bear as the referee kicks the chain to the outside mat and we notice the life-like red eyes in the teddy bear, almost looking as if it’s alive...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks in over the PA system and the fans look towards the entrance way as Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw makes his way through the curtain...]
SJD: From Tampa, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds...
[Crenshaw stands for a moment, looking at the crowd menacingly, before slowly walking towards the ring... As he reaches the ringside area, he squats down at the ring steps, touches the bottom step with both hands, and then proceeds to get into the ring...]
SJD: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
"Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Vs Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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[DING! DING! DING!]
[Payne interrupts the match and takes out both men...]
They lock up...
Damian Payne comes to ringside...
Seth Bronwen attempts to place Judd Crenshaw on the turnbuckle, but Judd Crenshaw blocks it...
Seth Bronwen hits a dragon screw on Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen goes for a DDT, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw hits an armbar takedown on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with a back suplex...
Judd Crenshaw throws Seth Bronwen out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, Seth Bronwen re-enters the ring...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen uses a double underhook DDT on Judd Crenshaw...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits a double underhook DDT on Judd Crenshaw...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen nails Judd Crenshaw with a spinebuster...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw with a clothesline...
Seth Bronwen locks Judd Crenshaw in a rolling takedown leglock...
Judd Crenshaw breaks the hold after 10 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw hits a forearm smash on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw attempts to place Seth Bronwen on the turnbuckle, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen...
The cheers for Judd Crenshaw are drowning out the boos...
Judd Crenshaw punches Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a forearm to the back...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with a dropkick...
Judd Crenshaw nails Seth Bronwen with a double ax handle chop...
Judd Crenshaw nails Seth Bronwen with a snap suplex...
Judd Crenshaw nails Seth Bronwen with a kick to the knee...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with an armbar takedown...
Judd Crenshaw is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Judd Crenshaw complains about a slow count...
Judd Crenshaw whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen misses with an elbow...
Seth Bronwen misses with an elbow...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw with a shoulderblock...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw misses with a kick...
Seth Bronwen executes a spear on Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw misses with a kick...
Seth Bronwen takes Judd Crenshaw down with a flying clothesline...
Seth Bronwen is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes, but Judd Crenshaw reverses it...
Damian Payne pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, Seth Bronwen re-enters the ring...
Damian Payne throws Seth Bronwen a fire extinguisher...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw with it and goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Seth Bronwen with disqualification...
Seth Bronwen executes an armbar takedown on Judd Crenshaw...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen takes Judd Crenshaw down with a sidewalk slam...
Seth Bronwen puts Judd Crenshaw in the STF...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson checks Judd Crenshaw's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Judd Crenshaw fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw chops Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Judd Crenshaw punches Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen punches Judd Crenshaw...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen executes an STO on Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen hits a backbreaker on Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen uses a backbreaker on Judd Crenshaw...
The cheers for Seth Bronwen are drowning out the boos...
Seth Bronwen goes for a rear chinlock, but Judd Crenshaw blocks it...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with a double ax handle chop...
Judd Crenshaw executes a half nelson suplex on Seth Bronwen...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw hits "Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson with a half nelson suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is out cold...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up...
Judd Crenshaw uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen misses with an elbow...
Judd Crenshaw executes a back heel kick on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw executes a kick to the knee on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with a half nelson suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne throws Seth Bronwen a fire extinguisher...
Seth Bronwen tries to use it, but Judd Crenshaw blocks the blow and takes it away from him...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with it and goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Judd Crenshaw with disqualification...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw uses a back heel kick on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Judd Crenshaw covers Seth Bronwen...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Judd Crenshaw executes a DDT on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw hits a back suplex on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw locks Seth Bronwen in a Fujiwara armbar...
Seth Bronwen gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Judd Crenshaw in the back with a chair...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Seth Bronwen with disqualification...
Seth Bronwen executes the Last Stop on Judd Crenshaw...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw with a flying clothesline...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Damian Payne trips Judd Crenshaw...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Seth Bronwen with disqualification...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Damian Payne...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is back on the job...
Seth Bronwen nails Judd Crenshaw with an STO...
Seth Bronwen uses a flying clothesline on Judd Crenshaw...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Judd Crenshaw blocks it...
Judd Crenshaw throws Seth Bronwen out of the ring...
Judd Crenshaw rolls out under the bottom rope...
Judd Crenshaw throws Seth Bronwen into the guardrail...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a full nelson slam...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a half nelson suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a series of punches to the stomach...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Judd Crenshaw hits a backbreaker on Seth Bronwen...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Judd Crenshaw throws Seth Bronwen into the ringsteps...
Damian Payne ambushes Judd Crenshaw from behind...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson has seen enough from all sides involved...
The cheers for Judd Crenshaw are drowning out the boos...
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Winner: None – match thrown out following repeated interference
Time of match: 0:09:08
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Backstage:
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[Ric Beauty is in his dressing room... As the camera crew comes in he is on the phone...]
RIC BEAUTY: If that's how you feel then do it! Don't you worry, I have one of the best lawyers in Las Vegas... You want to make a run at me then go for it...
[Ric sees the camera and hangs up the phone, we can kinda hear a female voice on the phone shouting before he hangs it up...]
RIC BEAUTY: So you wanna talk about Brian Styles right? The TV Title right?
[He looks into the camera...]
RIC BEAUTY: Brian Styles has a brief moment in the sun here in IXWA then reality woke him up! Well I am going to wake him up and let him back in on what we all know... Brian Styles is -- okay... Just okay, nothing amazing, nothing to remember just okay... And I am amazing, I am something to remember... The IXWA is going to remember me for a long time... Survival of the Fittest champion, TV Champion and I will be the man who rids the IXWA of its pest problem... The O'Malleys!
[Ric pushes by the cameraman and gets his phone out as he leaves the dressing room...]
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a nine babe battle royal and it is for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship... Already in the ring – Devil Tokyo, Debra Dare, Nicky Starr, Sky Heart and Nikki Devine...
SJD: Their opponent...
Cue: "Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona
SJD: Weighing in at 130lbs and hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Aguaaaaaaaaa Hinds!!!
["Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona plays through the arena as Aqua emerges after a brief shadow from the blue pyros... Once she makes a few waves & kiss blows, Aqua claps the hands of the fans quickly before sliding under the ropes, jumping, and finally landing into the ring!!!]
SJD: And next...
[A girlish giggle shatters the silence, bringing the crowd to their feet... "Hail Bop" by Django Django kicks into high gear over the speakers while red and white spotlights swirl around the crowd... A video package bracketed in sunny yellows and oranges appears on the tron, showing a petite redhead woman launching herself from every height imaginable, crashing down on both men and women...]
Always look at the white sky and you lose your head in the clouds
Wanna step onto them and float onto their ground
You appear from the hillside and there's a funny look in your eye
Between a rock and a hard place and I will either do or say die
Spins the phrases together 'til something starts to make sense
Talk of the future ignoring the present tense
Start shining the night sky you light up like a solar flair
Won't just burn up on contact as we enter the atmosphere
[Kallie Green appears at the top of the ramp, pumping her arm in the air... She jumps up and down with huge energy and enthusiasm before she sprints to the ring, springing from the floor to the apron in one bounce... She scales the ropes and thrusts both arms in the air, flashing a peace sign with her right and a 'devil horns' rock fist with her left at the crowd... She poses like this for a second before doing a backflip off the top rope, landing in the middle of the ring as the crowd pops loudly...]
SJD: Weighing in at 114lbs and hailing from Chicago, Illinois - Kallie Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!
[More cheering...]
SJD: Last but one...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!! And finally...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion...This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet... She hands her championship belt to the referee...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship Battle Royal:
Olivia Ogilvie (c) / Lady Fantasy / Devil Tokyo /
Kallie Green / Aqua Hinds / Debra Dare /
Nicky Starr / Sky Heart / Nikki Devine
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy tries to throw Olivia Ogilvie over the top rope...
SJD: Ummmm! Olivia Ogilvie has been eliminated...
TM: Good lord... That means----
JT: New champion! New champion!
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
(Lady Fantasy and Debra Dare are going at it...)
Lady Fantasy nails Debra Dare with a monkey flip...
Lady Fantasy hits Debra Dare with a sitdown faceslam...
Lady Fantasy is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lady Fantasy executes a drop toe hold on Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy locks Debra Dare in a surfboard...
Nikki Devine makes the save...
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy catches Debra Dare in a sleeperhold...
Devil Tokyo makes the save...
Debra Dare hits Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Debra Dare and Lady Fantasy get hit with a double clothesline...
Debra Dare nails Lady Fantasy with a backbreaker...
Debra Dare locks Lady Fantasy in a Boston crab...
Lady Fantasy is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lady Fantasy is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lady Fantasy manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Debra Dare goes for a Vader attack, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a fist to the midsection...
Lady Fantasy whips Debra Dare into the ropes, but Debra Dare reverses it...
Debra Dare misses with an elbow...
Debra Dare uses a backbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare hits a backbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare goes for a vertical suplex, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
(Nicky Starr and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Nicky Starr uses a belly-to-back suplex on Sky Heart...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with a low blow...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with an inverted DDT...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with a clothesline...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with a kick...
Nicky Starr tries to throw Sky Heart over the top rope...
She didn't succeed...
Nicky Starr and Debra Dare whip Sky Heart into the ropes...
They hit Sky Heart with a double backdrop...
Nicky Starr and Debra Dare whip Sky Heart into the ropes...
They hit Sky Heart with a double kick to the midsection...
Nicky Starr takes Sky Heart down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex...
Nicky Starr goes for a tiger driver, but Sky Heart blocks it...
(Sky Heart and Aqua Hinds are going at it...)
Sky Heart whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes, but Aqua Hinds reverses it...
Aqua Hinds hits a side suplex on Sky Heart...
The crowd is cheering on Aqua Hinds...
(Devil Tokyo and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo hits a DDT on Kallie Green...
(Aqua Hinds and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds hits a sitdown faceslam on Lady Fantasy...
(Lady Fantasy and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Lady Fantasy hits Kallie Green with a swinging neckbreaker...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lady Fantasy tries to throw Kallie Green over the top rope...
SJD: Kallie Green has been eliminated!!!
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
(Lady Fantasy and Debra Dare are going at it...)
(Sky Heart and Aqua Hinds are going at it...)
Sky Heart catches Aqua Hinds in a chokehold...
Aqua Hinds tries to escape the hold...
Aqua Hinds inches her way towards the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds...
Sky Heart goes for a back suplex, but Aqua Hinds turns in mid-air and lands on her...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bulldog, but Sky Heart blocks it...
(Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo executes an armbreaker on Debra Dare...
Devil Tokyo punches Debra Dare...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Devil Tokyo hits Debra Dare...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy uses a swinging neckbreaker on Debra Dare...
Devil Tokyo hits Debra Dare with a flying dropkick...
Devil Tokyo goes for a kick to the thigh, but Debra Dare blocks it...
Debra Dare whips Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Debra Dare catches Devil Tokyo in a sleeperhold...
Lady Fantasy makes the save...
Debra Dare takes Devil Tokyo down with a chop...
Debra Dare nails Devil Tokyo with a powerslam...
The crowd is cheering on Debra Dare...
Debra Dare goes for a backbreaker, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
(Debra Dare and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Debra Dare whips Sky Heart into the ropes...
Debra Dare goes for a backbreaker, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart nails Debra Dare with a belly-to-back suplex...
Sky Heart goes for a Tombstone, but Debra Dare blocks it...
Debra Dare nails Sky Heart with a snap mare...
(Debra Dare and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Debra Dare hits a Vader attack on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a backdrop...
Debra Dare goes for a kick to the thigh, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy chops Debra Dare...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lady Fantasy chops Debra Dare...
Debra Dare punches Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Lady Fantasy hits Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy chops Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy kicks Debra Dare...
Debra Dare punches Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a backdrop...
(Nikki Devine and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nikki Devine hits a flying cross body press on Devil Tokyo...
Nikki Devine uses a flying dropkick on Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nikki Devine whips Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Nikki Devine hits Devil Tokyo with a shoulderblock...
(Devil Tokyo and Nicky Starr are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo hits a ropeburn on Nicky Starr...
(Nikki Devine and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Nikki Devine throws Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle...
(Nicky Starr and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nicky Starr hits a tiger driver on Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is really behind Nicky Starr...
(Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo goes for a piledriver, but Debra Dare blocks it...
Debra Dare tries to throw Devil Tokyo over the top rope...
She didn't succeed...
Debra Dare nails Devil Tokyo with a hair pull...
Debra Dare whips Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Debra Dare hits Devil Tokyo with a clothesline...
Debra Dare and Nikki Devine whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They hit Devil Tokyo with a double fist to the midsection...
Debra Dare and Nikki Devine whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They hit Devil Tokyo with a double kick to the midsection...
Debra Dare hits a chop on Devil Tokyo...
(Aqua Hinds and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds nails Sky Heart with a butt-bump...
(Nicky Starr and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Nicky Starr uses a German suplex on Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nicky Starr whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy misses with a clothesline...
Lady Fantasy uses a dropkick on Nicky Starr...
Devil Tokyo goes for a savate kick, but Nicky Starr counters it with a legsweep...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Nicky Starr blocks it...
Nicky Starr hits Lady Fantasy with a roundhouse kick...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nicky Starr goes for a palm blow, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
(Sky Heart and Aqua Hinds are going at it...)
Sky Heart goes for a choke against the ropes, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds hits an arm wringer on Sky Heart...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bodyslam, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart goes for a slap, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds hits a sitdown faceslam on Sky Heart...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bodyslam, but Sky Heart counters it with an elbowsmash...
Sky Heart goes for a Tombstone, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds chops Sky Heart...
Aqua Hinds chops Sky Heart...
(Nicky Starr and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nicky Starr tries to throw Devil Tokyo over the top rope...
Devil Tokyo hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Devil Tokyo slides back in under the bottom rope...
Devil Tokyo places Nicky Starr on the turnbuckle...
Devil Tokyo uses a top-rope DDT on Nicky Starr...
The crowd is booing Devil Tokyo...
(Aqua Hinds and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds hits Sky Heart with a side suplex...
(Nikki Devine and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Nikki Devine hits a German suplex on Lady Fantasy...
(Sky Heart and Aqua Hinds are going at it...)
Sky Heart tries to throw Aqua Hinds over the top rope...
She didn't succeed...
Sky Heart executes a chop on Aqua Hinds...
Sky Heart goes for a choke against the ropes, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds nails Sky Heart with a spear...
(Nicky Starr and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nicky Starr executes a cartwheel kick on Devil Tokyo...
Nicky Starr nails Devil Tokyo with a tiger driver...
Nicky Starr has the crowd going wild...
Nicky Starr uses a power bomb on Devil Tokyo...
Nicky Starr hits a gutwrench suplex on Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is behind Nicky Starr all the way...
(Nicky Starr and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Nicky Starr and Aqua Hinds whip Sky Heart into the ropes...
They hit Sky Heart with a double fist to the midsection...
Nicky Starr goes for a double underhook suplex, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with a backdrop...
Nicky Starr goes for a Boston crab, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart and Devil Tokyo hit Nicky Starr with a double flying axhandle...
Sky Heart locks Nicky Starr in an armbar submission...
Nicky Starr makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Sky Heart takes Nicky Starr down with a faceslam...
Sky Heart further incites the crowd...
Sky Heart hits Nicky Starr with a hair pull...
Sky Heart goes for a Tombstone, but Nicky Starr slides down her back...
Aqua Hinds hits Sky Heart with a thrust kick to the head...
Nicky Starr uses a German suplex on Sky Heart...
Nicky Starr tries to throw Sky Heart over the top rope...
SJD: Sky Heart has been eliminated!!!
The crowd is really behind Nicky Starr...
(Nicky Starr and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nicky Starr takes Devil Tokyo down with a gutwrench suplex...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nicky Starr goes for a piledriver, but Devil Tokyo counters it with a backdrop...
Devil Tokyo throws Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle...
Devil Tokyo runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Devil Tokyo uses a Northern Lights suplex on Nicky Starr...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Devil Tokyo nails Nicky Starr with a back suplex...
Devil Tokyo nails Nicky Starr with a piledriver...
The crowd is booing Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo hits the Doctor Bomb on Nicky Starr...
Devil Tokyo whips Nicky Starr into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo hits a high kick on Nicky Starr...
Devil Tokyo runs into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo hits Nicky Starr with a kick...
Devil Tokyo hits Nicky Starr with a savate kick...
(Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare are going at it...)
Lady Fantasy nails Debra Dare with a leg lariat...
Devil Tokyo takes Debra Dare down with a back suplex...
Devil Tokyo tries to throw Debra Dare over the top rope...
Debra Dare hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Devil Tokyo notices Debra Dare hanging on and breaks Debra Dare's grip...
SJD: Debra Dare has been eliminated!!!
Devil Tokyo is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
(Devil Tokyo and Nikki Devine are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo uses the Doctor Bomb on Nikki Devine...
Devil Tokyo further incites the crowd...
Devil Tokyo uses a flying dropkick on Nikki Devine...
Devil Tokyo is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
(Aqua Hinds and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds and Nicky Starr whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double kick to the midsection...
Nicky Starr executes a cartwheel kick on Lady Fantasy...
Aqua Hinds hits a crucifix on Lady Fantasy...
Nicky Starr uses a dropkick on Lady Fantasy...
Aqua Hinds hits a crucifix on Lady Fantasy...
Aqua Hinds and Nicky Starr whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double backdrop...
Aqua Hinds executes a butt-bump on Lady Fantasy...
(Nikki Devine and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nikki Devine whips Devil Tokyo into the turnbuckle, but Devil Tokyo reverses it...
Devil Tokyo runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Nikki Devine lifts her knee...
Nikki Devine hits a back suplex on Devil Tokyo...
Nikki Devine tries to throw Devil Tokyo over the top rope...
SJD: Devil Tokyo has been eliminated!!!
Nikki Devine has the crowd going wild...
(Nikki Devine and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Nikki Devine runs into the ropes...
Nikki Devine hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
(Aqua Hinds and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds takes Lady Fantasy down with a single arm DDT...
Aqua Hinds runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Aqua Hinds with a kick...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds misses with a kick...
Aqua Hinds hits Lady Fantasy with a bulldog...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds tries to throw Lady Fantasy over the top rope...
Lady Fantasy hangs on to the top rope...
Aqua Hinds notices it and breaks Lady Fantasy's grip...
SJD: Lady Fantasy has been eliminated!!!
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
(Aqua Hinds and Nikki Devine are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds tries to throw Nikki Devine over the top rope...
Nikki Devine hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Nikki Devine slides back in under the bottom rope...
Nikki Devine runs into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds uses a side suplex on Nikki Devine...
Nikki Devine tries to throw Aqua Hinds over the top rope...
SJD: Aqua Hinds has been eliminated!!!
Nikki Devine has the crowd going wild...
(Nikki Devine and Nicky Starr are going at it...)
TM: Wait! Look up the aisle...
JT: That’s Ric Beauty! And he looks pissed...
[The ringside referee – Steve Anderson shouts to Nikki and Nicky and demands that they leave the ring... Knowing Beauty’s history against his wife the girls don’t take a lot of persuading and leave the ring immediately...]
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JT: We’re back and Ric Beauty is standing in the corner of the ring and is refusing to leave...
TM: He’s in the next match anyway isn’t he?
JT: So – what happened to the battle royal?
TM: The official word from Steve Anderson during the break is that it ended in a no-contest...
JT: But Olivia Ogilvie – the champion going into it was first eliminated? We don’t have a champion... Do we?
TM: Honestly – I have no idea... More pressingly right now – what’s Beauty doing?
[Beauty stands impassively in the ring... Meanwhile – head referee Perry Crabtree is talking to Joey Diamond...]
JT: This is weird... What’s going on?
TM: I think we might be about to find out...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the #1 contendership for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first – already in the ring... Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds... Ric Beauty!!!
[Beauty stands in the ring and stares daggers at the ring announcer...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
"The Twenty Four Hour Man" Ric Beauty
Vs
"Pandemonium" Bryan Styles
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Ric Beauty uses a snap suplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is going crazy...
Ric Beauty puts Brian Styles in a figure-four leglock...
Brian Styles' shoulders are on the mat...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Brian Styles breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for a backdrop, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ric Beauty counters it with a crucifix...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty has the crowd going wild...
Ric Beauty punches Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a European uppercut...
Ric Beauty goes for an armdrag, but Brian Styles counters it with an armbar...
Ric Beauty manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Brian Styles executes a dropkick on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles gets a rolling takedown leglock on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a piledriver...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a dropkick...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a forearm to the back...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty executes a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty kicks Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty punches Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a punch...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a dropkick...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a forearm to the back...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty executes a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty kicks Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty punches Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a punch...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits a gutwrench suplex on Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a slingshot suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty gets an abdominal stretch on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a backdrop...
Brian Styles goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a running clothesline...
Brian Styles hits a full nelson slam on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-back suplex on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a double leg takedown, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a forearm smash...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty kicks Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a series of mounted punches...
Brian Styles uses an armbar takedown on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles executes a full nelson slam on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles goes for a knifehand chop, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty uses an armdrag on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a European uppercut...
Ric Beauty hits a piledriver on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Brian Styles counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with an elbowsmash...
Brian Styles executes a backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles puts Ric Beauty in a kneebar...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Ric Beauty re-enters the ring...
Brian Styles executes a backdrop on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a German suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles uses a running knee lift on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a kneelift...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a running knee lift...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Brian Styles goes for a piledriver, but Ric Beauty counters it with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for the Kata hajime, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles uses a knee to midsection on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles uses a knifehand chop on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles hits an armbar takedown on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a belly-to-back suplex...
Brian Styles executes a forearm to the back on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a forearm to the back, but Ric Beauty side-steps and
Brian Styles only hits air...
Ric Beauty hits a fireman's carry takedown on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for an arm wringer, but Brian Styles counters it with a short clothesline...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a full nelson slam...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty charges into the corner...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty uses a fireman's carry takedown on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty hits a backdrop on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a headlock takedown, but Brian Styles counters it with a back suplex...
Brian Styles goes for a piledriver, but Ric Beauty counters it with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty puts Brian Styles in a leg grapevine...
Brian Styles gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty catches Brian Styles in a Boston crab...
Brian Styles is struggling to reach the ropes...
Perry Crabtree checks Brian Styles's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Brian Styles fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty uses a dropkick on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty executes a fireman's carry takedown on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a backbreaker...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Brian Styles counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
A few fans are booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a gutwrench suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a German suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with a backward kick...
Ric Beauty uses a European uppercut on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
A few fans are booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a full nelson slam...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a kneelift...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Ric Beauty hits a head and arm suplex on Brian Styles...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty covers Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
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Winner: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:13:27
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SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender for the IXWA Television Championshp – Riiiiiiiiicccc Beautyyyyyyyy!
TM: Beauty is out of control and he just as good as took apart Brian styles right there...
JT: I’ll be honest – I expected styles to win!
TM: We’re going to commercial – right after this...
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Backstage:
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[Roman Anderson is standing backstage, the Extreme Warrior Title over his shoulder and a smile on his face...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: Charlie Kline, my tag team partner! HA! You are good enough to sweep the aisle for me, much less be my tag team partner... But the powers that be here in the IXWA have placed us together! The powers that be here in the IXWA are missing a chance to showcase their greatest talent, which is me Roman Anderson... Lets take a look at it... Roman Anderson teams with Charlie Kline to face the Mason Dixon Line! WTF? Does anyone really think that the fans of the IXWA want to see this match? No, hell no! The fans want to see me and Ric Beauty in the ring with The O'Malleys! We said we would put up our titles against their contracts in the IXWA, and will that match ever take place? Who knows?
[Roman shakes his head...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: So tonight I will go out there and do what I do best, which is win... The Mason Dixon Line is no match for me, even if I am handicapped by Charlie Kline...
[Roman holds up the Extreme Warrior Title...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: You see this? I am the champion of the IXWA, and I make the rules... I want the match to get made! Roman and Ric against The O'Malleys! If one them pins me they are Extreme Warrior champion, but if they lose they are OUT of the IXWA! Get this done, Bonser!
[Roman holds the title right in the camera and it fades...]
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for the main event...
JT: Looking forward to this one... Go for it Diamond!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... It is a tag team match and it is our main event for the evening... Introducing first...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiselled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions - THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Television Championship draped over her left shoulder and the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship belt draped over her right shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
SJD: His partner...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring... He holds the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship belt high above his head as he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
*** MAIN EVENT: ***
"Champion Clash" Non-title match:
The Mason-Dixon Line
("The Big Stick" Mason Phillips & Stephen Dixon)
Vs
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline & Roman Anderson
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips gets a full nelson on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson is struggling to reach the ropes...
Roman Anderson is inching his way towards the ropes...
Roman Anderson reaches the ropes after 17 seconds...
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a running lariat...
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a spinebuster slam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mason Phillips executes a legdrop on Roman Anderson...
Mason Phillips executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Roman Anderson...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mason Phillips goes for a double arm DDT, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson hit Mason Phillips with a double roundhouse kick...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a spin kick, but Mason Phillips ducks out of the way...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Roman Anderson enters the ring and throws Mason Phillips out of the ring...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson takes Stephen Dixon down with a roundhouse kick...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Charlie Kline goes for a backdrop driver, but Stephen Dixon flips over...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a sleeperhold, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline executes a Huracanrana on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline takes Stephen Dixon down with a DDT...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline takes the chair...
Charlie Kline executes a flying forearm with the chair on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon hits Charlie Kline with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon uses a Russian legsweep on Charlie Kline...
Stephen Dixon hits a forearm smash on Charlie Kline...
Stephen Dixon hits Charlie Kline with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon takes Charlie Kline down with an overhead belly to belly suplex...
Stephen Dixon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline takes Stephen Dixon down with a backbreaker...
Charlie Kline executes a moonsault on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a frog splash on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline hits Stephen Dixon with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Charlie Kline goes for a split legged moonsault, but Stephen Dixon rolls out of the way...
Stephen Dixon goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Charlie Kline goes for a Huracanrana, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a jumping bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Roman Anderson enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Charlie Kline with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Mason Phillips puts Charlie Kline in a chokehold...
Scott Braski warns Mason Phillips to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Mason Phillips executes a sitout powerbomb on Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips hits a DDT on Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double backdrop...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon uses a backbreaker on Charlie Kline...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Charlie Kline hits a moonsault bodyblock on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Stephen Dixon...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Charlie Kline hits a cartwheel splash on Stephen Dixon...
Charlie Kline goes for a release German suplex, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Stephen Dixon whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it
Stephen Dixon hits a running knee lift on Charlie Kline...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double fist to the midsection...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips uses a piledriver on Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips goes for the Snake Eyes, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline uses a springboard armdrag on Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Mason Phillips counters it with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips goes for a chokehold, but Charlie Kline counters it with a kick to the midsection...
Charlie Kline punches Mason Phillips...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Mason Phillips punches Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Mason Phillips...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Mason Phillips chops Charlie Kline...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline hits Mason Phillips...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Charlie Kline chops Mason Phillips...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Mason Phillips chops Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips goes for a full nelson, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline sets up Mason Phillips on the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline executes a superplex on Mason Phillips...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Charlie Kline chops Mason Phillips...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Mason Phillips punches Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline kicks Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips kicks Charlie Kline...
The crowd is really behind Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline chops Mason Phillips...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Charlie Kline executes a spinning heel kick on Mason Phillips...
Roman Anderson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson hit Mason Phillips with a double enzuigiri...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Mason Phillips with an elbow...
Charlie Kline gets a figure-four leglock on Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Charlie Kline lets go after 11 seconds...
Charlie Kline whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits Charlie Kline with a swinging neckbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline tags out to Roman Anderson...
Charlie Kline nails Mason Phillips with a fisherman buster...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Roman Anderson hits Mason Phillips with a moonsault bodyblock...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Charlie Kline goes for a backdrop driver, but Mason Phillips counters it with a backward kick...
Charlie Kline rolls out of the ring...
Mason Phillips nails Roman Anderson with a kneelift...
Mason Phillips whips Roman Anderson into the turnbuckle...
Mason Phillips hits a stomp on Roman Anderson...
Mason Phillips executes a stomp on Roman Anderson...
Mason Phillips goes for a boot choke, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a shoulderblock...
Mason Phillips goes for a powerbomb, but Roman Anderson counters it with a water wheel drop...
The crowd is going crazy...
Charlie Kline enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring and lays out Charlie Kline...
The crowd is cheering on Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon goes for a dropkick, but Roman Anderson side-steps and
Stephen Dixon only hits air...
The chants for Roman Anderson are deafening...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson hits Mason Phillips with a handspring moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Roman Anderson and Charlie Kline whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They hit Mason Phillips with a double fist to the midsection...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning back suplex, but Mason Phillips counters it with a bulldog...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline rolls out of the ring...
Mason Phillips whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Mason Phillips with a flip piledriver...
The chants for Roman Anderson are deafening...
Roman Anderson executes the GONE TOO DEEP! on Mason Phillips...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Mason Phillips complains about a fast count...
The crowd erupts...
SJD: The winners of the match – Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson!!!
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Winner: Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:09:34
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JT: So – does that mean that Kline and Anderson get a title match?
TM: Honestly – I don’t know what’s going on anymore... Ric Beauty appears to have lost the plot... The guy who owns the place seems to be trying to upset two of the biggest men on the roster... Ad I don’t think we have a Bad Ass Babe Champion anymore...
JT: Welcome to Looney Land! Otherwise known as the IXWA!
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[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Welcome to Friday Night Beatdown!
JT: Just a shame you’re still employed here...
TM: Meh... Some things will never change – ever... Let’s get on with things...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air as the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
"The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
Vs
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a double ax handle chop...
Archibald Smythe kicks Akira Razor...
A few fans are cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is cheering on Akira Razor...
Akira Razor goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with an elbow...
Akira Razor is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Razor gets a front facelock on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a backdrop...
Akira Razor puts Archibald Smythe in a Boston crab...
Archibald Smythe manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with an elbow...
Akira Razor goes for a Boston crab, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor kicks Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going crazy...
Archibald Smythe punches Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for an abdominal stretch, but Akira Razor counters it with an elbowsmash...
Akira Razor executes a vertical suplex on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor gets a sleeperhold on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe chops Akira Razor...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
The chants for Akira Razor are deafening...
Archibald Smythe punches Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe kicks Akira Razor...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for a half nelson suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a roaring elbow smash...
The chants for Akira Razor are deafening...
Akira Razor uses a fireman's carry takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor hits a running powerbomb on Archibald Smythe...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Akira Razor is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Razor takes Archibald Smythe down with a snap suplex...
Akira Razor catches Archibald Smythe in a sleeperhold...
Archibald Smythe tries to escape the hold...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe tries to fight the pain...
Archibald Smythe is inching his way towards the ropes...
Archibald Smythe summons one last burst of energy...
Archibald Smythe grabs the ropes after holding out for 38 seconds...
Akira Razor hits a head and arm suplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Akira Razor...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Akira Razor uses a fireman's carry takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a double ax handle chop...
Archibald Smythe goes for an arm wringer, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a fireman's carry takedown...
Akira Razor catches Archibald Smythe in a leg grapevine...
Archibald Smythe grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Akira Razor goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a forearm smash, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor sets up Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a belly-to-back superplex...
The crowd is behind Akira Razor all the way...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a backdrop...
Akira Razor hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe hits a slingshot suplex on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe executes a half nelson suplex on Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe goes for a snap suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Akira Razor goes for a European uppercut, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a backbreaker...
Akira Razor nails Archibald Smythe with a handspring elbow...
Akira Razor takes Archibald Smythe down with a European uppercut...
Akira Razor executes a kneebreaker on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a dropkick...
Akira Razor hits a drop toe hold on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but
Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Akira Razor takes Archibald Smythe down with a forearm smash...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
The chants for Akira Razor are deafening...
Akira Razor punches Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe...
The chants for Akira Razor are deafening...
Akira Razor nails Archibald Smythe with a gutwrench suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor goes for a kneebreaker, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a headlock takedown, but Akira Razor counters it with a back suplex...
Akira Razor goes for a figure-four leglock, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a European uppercut, but Akira Razor counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe executes a fireman's carry takedown on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Akira Razor goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe catches Akira Razor in a sleeperhold...
Akira Razor is struggling to reach the ropes...
Akira Razor tries to escape the hold...
Akira Razor grabs the ropes after 15 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a vertical suplex, but Akira Razor slides down his back...
Akira Razor executes a roaring elbow smash on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor uses an armdrag on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a flying clothesline...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits a kneebreaker on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a half nelson suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe puts Akira Razor in a camel clutch...
Akira Razor is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Akira Razor tries to escape the hold...
Akira Razor is inching his way towards the ropes...
Akira Razor manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 12 seconds...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a fireman's carry takedown...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a vertical suplex...
Archibald Smythe whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe takes Akira Razor down with an armdrag...
Archibald Smythe goes for a European uppercut, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor uses a European uppercut on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor nails Archibald Smythe with a knifehand chop...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a series of kicks to the leg...
Akira Razor hits a drop toe hold on Archibald Smythe...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a clothesline...
Akira Razor whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Akira Razor misses with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a fireman's carry takedown...
Archibald Smythe uses an armdrag on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a punch...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a head and arm suplex...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Akira Razor goes for a roaring elbow smash, but Archibald Smythe side-steps and
Akira Razor only hits air...
Archibald Smythe covers Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a head and arm suplex...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is behind Akira Razor all the way...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Akira Razor throws Archibald Smythe out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
Archibald Smythe re-enters the ring...
Akira Razor goes for a side headlock, but Archibald Smythe throws him off...
Archibald Smythe nails Akira Razor with a head and arm suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe executes a snap suplex on Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits a double ax handle chop on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Akira Razor goes for an arm wringer, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe locks Akira Razor in an abdominal stretch...
Akira Razor grabs the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a belly-to-back suplex...
Archibald Smythe is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Archibald Smythe gets a Boston crab on Akira Razor...
Akira Razor is struggling to reach the ropes...
Akira Razor tries to escape the hold...
Archibald Smythe lets go after 14 seconds...
Archibald Smythe executes a drop toe hold on Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe goes for an abdominal stretch, but Akira Razor counters it with a hiptoss...
Akira Razor goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe kicks Akira Razor...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Archibald Smythe kicks Akira Razor...
Archibald Smythe throws Akira Razor into the turnbuckle, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Archibald Smythe moves out of the way...
Archibald Smythe goes for a double underhook suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a backdrop...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Akira Razor with a kick...
Archibald Smythe hits a swinging neckbreaker on Akira Razor...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe executes the Fall From Grace on Akira Razor...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Archibald Smythe goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
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Winner: "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
Time of match: 0:15:22
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SJD: The winner of the match via pinfall... Archibald Smyyyyyyyyyyythe!
TM: Smythe kinda pulled that one from nowhere didn’t he?
JT: Were we watching the same match? Smythe just put on a master class against Razor!
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens on the backstage area... “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline and “Golden Goddess” Gina Gordon walk slowly, embracing and leaning on one another as they go... Both are very tan and smiling... Gordon raises her head and kisses Kline on the cheek... Kline smiles a cat who ate the canary grin... The camera pushes in but the IXWA Power Couple seem oblivious or possibly they just don’t care that it’s there...]
GG: Mmmm Babe... A week at Jade Mountain Resort… you’re spoiling me...
[Kline smiles...]
CK: Well babe I figured after a match like that two weeks ago, we could use a little break-
GG: -but a week at St... Lucia? Really it’s almost too much... Besides I thought you needed to rest after a match like that...
CK: I did…
[Gordon seductively smiles at Kline...]
GG: But we hardly rested at all...
[Gordon reaches up and kisses Kline, lingering just long enough to make it uncomfortable for the cameraman...]
GG: I appreciated the fact you kept the phone and computer off too babe...
CK: I am a man of my word... No business babe... Not during OUR time... Tell you what I am going to get changed, you check the sheet and see who I got tonight...
GG: [Nods] You got it hun...
[Gordon starts to walk away and Kline slaps her behind... She lets out a squeal of pain and delight... She turns back towards Kline and is blushing... She tries to give him a stern look but the smile reveals how she truly felt about it...]
GG: [Sternly] Charlie!
CK: Love you Gina...
[Gordon stops her mouth hangs slightly open...]
GG: What did you just say?
CK: Love you Gina...
[Gordon smiles...]
GG: That’s the first time you have ever said that to me...
CK: I know... Now would you go check the sheet already? Jeez...
[Gordon shakes her head...]
GG: I love you too jack@[BLEEP...]
[The camera follow Gordon as Kline walks out of frame... She finds the card for tonight matches and scrolls down... She gets to the Main Event and stops... Her smile fades and a look of worry crosses her face...]
GG: Oh crap!
[Gordon bites her lip and then jogs towards Kline’s locker room... Upon reaching his door she bursts inside, throwing the door open half panicked... Kline stands with no shirt on, about to unbutton his jeans... He looks up surprised and slightly amused...]
CK: Yes, babe I meant it...
[Gordon breathing slightly heavy from her run to the locker room...]
GG: No babe... Tonight... Your match tonight...
CK: Calm down Gina, it’ll be OK...
[Gordon shakes her head...]
GG: Charlie you have the Mason Dixon Line tonight...
CK: [Eyes widen...] For the titles?
GG: No... Clash of the Champions match... Your partner is Roman Anderson...
[Kline’s grin fades and a flash of anger crosses his face...]
CK: What?!?!
GG: Roman Anderson is your-
[Kline steps forward... A look of maniacal intensity burns in his eyes... He gets close to Gordon’s face... She panics...]
SLAP!
[With a lightning quick motion of her arm, she has struck Kline across his face... Before the strike she looked scared... Now that she has hit him she looks terrified... Through quivering lips...]
GG: Charlie - I
[Kline’s star burns through her, he reaches up and grabs her blonde locks... She lights out a slight whimper as he does... He pulls her face close to his and passionately kisses her... The camera zooms in, the kiss is long and impassioned... After a few moments Gordon separates and looks at Kline and softly exhales...]
GG: Charlie, the camera...
[Kline stares deeply into her eyes... Pulling her body tightly into his, in a whisper he says...]
CK: Men’s eyes were made to look and let them gaze... I will not budge for no man’s pleasure, I...
[Kline kisses her again... After a few hot and sultry moments the two separate... Kline turns and looks at the camera...]
CK: Roman Anderson... I know what you’re thinking... You’re wondering if I will do my share... You’re wondering if I will cheap shot you... Abandon you... Let you get the beat down you so deservedly have coming... Only to cash in the Golden Ticket and become the NEW IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... Well don’t worry Roman... That’s not me... IF you are lucky enough to be Champion when I come after that Title... I will come like a man... I will have it be a Main Event on PPV so the whole world can see my Ascension and Overthrow of the Tourist Champion you are... Tonight you are doubly blessed... Not only do you have me but you have the Best Woman in this federation looking out for you tonight... No O’Malley Assault will spring up out of nowhere without some warning... Tonight you are the safest you have been for the past few weeks... So just go out there and do your job... Toe the line... Tag me when you need it and let’s show the Mason Dixon that even distracted you and especially me, are the best the IXWA has to offer... Now Mr... Cameraman…
CAMERAMAN: Uh Ron Mr... Kline...
[Kline laughs and smiles... He shakes his head in disbelief...]
CK: Ron... Get the Hell out of my dressing room...
[Kline looks at Gordon with a look that could burn down a house...]
CK: I have some business to take care of with my Manager...
[Ron staggers back quickly as Kline reaches for the door and slams it in his face... Fade to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Well that was a little uncomfortable for us...
JT: Not nearly as uncomfortable as it was for Ron though...
TM: Fair point... Up next we have tag team action... Over to you Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already iin the ring... At a combined weight of 280 pounds... Bang Wang... Chang Wang... THE WANG DYNASTY...
[Bang and Chang stand in the ring and look out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[That familiar beginning guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have a Drink on Me” begins blaring throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
Oh, Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the tip
We'll get hell to pay
[The O’Malley Brothers, along with Jessica Jennings-O’Malley, walk out from behind the curtain and onto the stage... Marcus is wearing a pair of blue jeans with holes ripped in the knees, black tennis shoes and an authentic NY Yankees Derek Jeter #2 home pinstriped jersey... Anthony is wearing a pair of faded blue jeans, red tennis shoes, a vintage Nolan Ryan #30 NY Mets home jersey and a backwards Mets baseball cap... His curly red locks stick out under the side of his baseball cap... Jessica is wearing a pair of blue jeans, an IXWA-trademarked O’Malley Brothers T-Shirt and a blue jean jacket...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Come on
[Marcus and Anthony look throughout the crowd with grins on their collective faces... While holding a mic with his right hand, Marcus raises his right arm in the air as Anthony looks in the camera and says something that we can’t make out...]
I’m Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
[The trio walks down the aisle, emphatically high-fiving the fans down the aisle...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Get stoned
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
[The brothers get to ringside... Marcus climbs under the bottom rope while Anthony hops over the top rope... They get on opposite sides of the ring to pose for the fans...]
Oooh
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise
[Both brothers meet in the center of the ring and slowly soak in all the cheers from their faithful fans...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink oooooooon me
SJD: Hailing from Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The O’Malley Brothers look confident...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
The Wang Dynasty Vs The O'Malley Brothers
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Anthony O'Malley hits a springboard bulldog on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley hits a clothesline on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley executes a big boot on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley executes a flying axhandle on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Chang Wang enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley uses a piledriver on Bang Wang...
The chants for Marcus O'Malley are deafening...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a flying axhandle...
There are lots of chants for Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a swinging neckbreaker...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a superkick, but Bang Wang ducks out of the way...
Bang Wang whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes, but Anthony O'Malley reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a shoulderblock...
Anthony O'Malley throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley rolls out under the bottom rope...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Bang Wang follows him back in...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Bang Wang counters it with a side suplex...
Bang Wang executes a kneelift on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang uses an enzuigiri on Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Bang Wang hits a short lariat on Anthony O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Chang Wang takes Anthony O'Malley down with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring and throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley uses a DDT on Chang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley hits a flying bodypress on Chang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley nails Chang Wang with an elbowdrop...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Chang Wang with a double clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Chang Wang into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Chang Wang with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Chang Wang hits a jawbreaker on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a piledriver...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a kick...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Marcus O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Marcus O'Malley hits a T-Bone Suplex on Chang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley executes a legdrop on Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a powerslam, but Chang Wang counters it with a lariat...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Chang Wang goes for a lariat, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a Gorilla Press...
Marcus O'Malley uses a butterfly suplex on Chang Wang...
The chants for Marcus O'Malley are deafening...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley nails Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Chang Wang goes for a lariat, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a jab...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley goes for an inverted swinging neckbreaker, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley rolls out of the ring...
Chang Wang hits a diving elbow smash on Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang uses a kick to the thigh on Anthony O'Malley...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits a fist to the midsection on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang takes Anthony O'Malley down with a forearm to the back...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a jumping side kick...
Bang Wang uses a short lariat on Anthony O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Bang Wang goes for a sleeperhold, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley punches Bang Wang...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley punches Bang Wang...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley whips Bang Wang into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley nails Bang Wang with a chop...
Anthony O'Malley goes for an atomic drop, but Bang Wang counters it with a facerake...
Bang Wang hits a headlock takedown on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a jumping DDT...
Bang Wang nails Anthony O'Malley with a fist to the midsection...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a forearm to the back...
Bang Wang goes for a side suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with spinning headscissors...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a reverse DDT...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Bang Wang counters it with an elbowsmash...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley hits a chop on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley takes Bang Wang down with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, Bang Wang re-enters the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley chops Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley has the crowd going wild...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring and throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit Chang Wang with a double elbowdrop...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits a belly-to-back suplex on Chang Wang...
The chants for Anthony O'Malley are deafening...
Anthony O'Malley nails Chang Wang with a legdrop...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a monkey flip, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang goes for a piledriver, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a right jab, but Chang Wang ducks out of the way...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with an earringer...
Chang Wang goes for a monkey flip, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley takes Chang Wang down with a T-Bone Suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Marcus O'Malley uses a swinging neckbreaker on Chang Wang...
There are lots of chants for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Chang Wang falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Chang Wang re-enters the ring...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the ropes, but Chang Wang reverses it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley covers Chang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Chang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a jumping elbow thrust...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a forearm smash...
Chang Wang throws Marcus O'Malley into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Chang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a jumping elbow thrust...
Chang Wang locks Marcus O'Malley in an armbar submission...
Chang Wang lets go after 12 seconds...
Chang Wang executes a headbutt on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Chang Wang goes for a piledriver, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a headbutt to the groin...
Marcus O'Malley goes for an eye gouge, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang hits a jawbreaker on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang goes for a kick to the thigh, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits a punch on Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley catches Chang Wang in a chokehold...
Perry Crabtree warns Marcus O'Malley to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang uses a Hotshot on Marcus O'Malley...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang covers Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Chang Wang executes a flying somersault splash on Marcus O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Chang Wang hits a flying legdrop on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with an elbow...
Chang Wang goes for a lariat, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a Gorilla Press...
In turn, Chang Wang counters it with a facerake...
Chang Wang climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley nails him in the stomach...
Chang Wang falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Chang Wang falls back into the ring...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Chang Wang with a double bodyslam...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley takes Chang Wang down with an inverted swinging neckbreaker...
Marcus O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with a kick...
Chang Wang misses with a kick...
Chang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Anthony O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double clothesline...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang catches Anthony O'Malley in an armlock leglock submission...
Bang Wang lets go after 12 seconds...
Bang Wang executes neck-scissors on Anthony O'Malley...
A small "Bang Wang" chant is being started...
Bang Wang punches Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Bang Wang...
The crowd is behind Anthony O'Malley all the way...
Anthony O'Malley chops Bang Wang...
The chants for Anthony O'Malley are deafening...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang nails Anthony O'Malley with a savate kick...
Bang Wang uses an earringer on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang locks Anthony O'Malley in an armbar submission...
Anthony O'Malley reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Bang Wang whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Bang Wang goes for an armbar submission, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley hits an inverted atomic drop on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley sends Bang Wang into the turnbuckle...
Bang Wang comes back and rocks Marcus O'Malley with a kick to the midsection...
Bang Wang uses a chop on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a roundhouse right, but Bang Wang blocks it...
Bang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a DDT...
A small "Bang Wang" chant is being started...
Bang Wang executes a chop on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Bang Wang goes through the ropes...
Bang Wang gets back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang executes a short lariat on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Bang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a savate kick...
Bang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a chop...
Bang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a savate kick...
Bang Wang goes for a headscissors submission, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Chang Wang enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Bang Wang with a double flying axhandle...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double kick to the midsection...
Anthony O'Malley attempts to place Bang Wang on the turnbuckle, but Bang Wang blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double backdrop...
Anthony O'Malley uses a vertical suplex on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but Bang Wang counters it with a fist to the midsection...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Bang Wang uses an elbowsmash on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang goes for a short lariat, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley nails Bang Wang with a facerake...
Marcus O'Malley executes a headbutt on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley hits a spinning heel kick on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Marcus O'Malley whips Bang Wang into the ropes...
Bang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with an elbow...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Bang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley falls out of the ring...
Bang Wang rolls out under the bottom rope...
Bang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a jumping side kick...
Bang Wang goes for a kick to the midsection, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley uses a low blow on Bang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Marcus O'Malley gets back into the ring...
Bang Wang follows him back in...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Chang Wang enters the ring and lays out Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double elbowsmash...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a jumping DDT...
Bang Wang executes a chop on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang punches Anthony O'Malley...
A few fans are cheering on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley punches Bang Wang...
The chants for Anthony O'Malley are deafening...
Bang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
A few fans are cheering on Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang goes for an armbar submission, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley nails Bang Wang with a bodyslam...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley takes Bang Wang down with a swinging neckbreaker...
The chants for Anthony O'Malley are deafening...
Anthony O'Malley nails Bang Wang with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Anthony O'Malley whips Bang Wang into the ropes, but Bang Wang reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley executes a Huracanrana on Bang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley throws Perry Crabtree over the top rope...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree crawls back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job...
Anthony O'Malley hits a clothesline on Bang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double backdrop...
Chang Wang gets back up and throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang catches Marcus O'Malley in a sleeperhold...
Marcus O'Malley is struggling to reach the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Marcus O'Malley reaches the ropes after being locked up for 6 seconds...
Chang Wang enters the ring...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Marcus O'Malley with the Double Wangy...
Bang Wang goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Bang Wang uses a jumping side kick on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang executes a crucifix on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley nails Chang Wang with a knife-edge chop...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a German suplex, but Chang Wang counters it with an elbowsmash...
The bell rings... The time limit has expired...
Perry Crabtree lets the match continue...
Chang Wang nails Marcus O'Malley with a flying cross body press...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Chang Wang takes Marcus O'Malley down with a Hotshot...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a kick...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a stomp, but Chang Wang rolls out of the way...
Chang Wang uses a forearm smash on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang goes for a side suplex, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley executes a backdrop on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang executes a fist to the midsection on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Bang Wang hits a savate kick on Marcus O'Malley...
A small "Bang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang goes for a double chickenwing submission, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley hits a right jab on Chang Wang...
There are lots of chants for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Chang Wang goes for a Hotshot, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a lariat...
The crowd is really behind Marcus O'Malley...
In turn, Chang Wang counters it with a duck-down move...
Chang Wang goes for a Hotshot, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a lariat...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a punch...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a headbutt, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang catches Marcus O'Malley in a double chickenwing submission...
Marcus O'Malley grabs the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds...
Chang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley executes a clothesline on Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a stomp...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a clothesline...
Chang Wang falls out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley jumps onto him with a flying elbowdrop...
Marcus O'Malley throws Chang Wang into the ringsteps...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Marcus O'Malley knocks Chang Wang into the ringsteps...
Marcus O'Malley sets up a table...
Marcus O'Malley sets up Chang Wang on the table...
Marcus O'Malley executes a flying kneedrop through the table...
The table is broken in half...
The crowd is really behind Marcus O'Malley...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Marcus O'Malley uses a headbutt on Chang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley throws Chang Wang into the ringpost...
There are lots of chants for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Marcus O'Malley throws Chang Wang into the ringsteps...
Marcus O'Malley whips Chang Wang into the guardrail...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying fistdrop, but Chang Wang counters it with a fist to the midsection...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Chang Wang throws Marcus O'Malley into the ringsteps...
Chang Wang gets back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley climbs back into the ring...
Chang Wang executes the Suplex Piledriver on Marcus O'Malley...
A small "Chang Wang" chant is being started...
Chang Wang goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Chang Wang executes a knee to the back on Marcus O'Malley...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Chang Wang hits Marcus O'Malley with a lariat...
Bang Wang catches Marcus O'Malley in a cobra clutch...
Marcus O'Malley is struggling to reach the ropes...
Bang Wang lets go after 14 seconds...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang hits a chop on Marcus O'Malley...
Bang Wang gets a cobra clutch on Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Marcus O'Malley reaches the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds...
Bang Wang whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley uses a clothesline on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley covers Bang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley hits a bodyslam on Bang Wang...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Chang Wang enters the ring and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the thigh...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang puts Anthony O'Malley in a sleeperhold...
Anthony O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Bang Wang takes Anthony O'Malley down with a chop...
Bang Wang uses a kick to the thigh on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang uses an earringer on Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang goes for a kick to the thigh, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a headsmash into the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Bang Wang...
The crowd is giving Anthony O'Malley a standing ovation...
Bang Wang kicks Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
Chang Wang enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double backdrop...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang goes for a DDT, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Anthony O'Malley hits Bang Wang with a superkick...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a tiger suplex, but Bang Wang blocks it...
Bang Wang takes Anthony O'Malley down with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Bang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
Bang Wang punches Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a forearm to the back...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Chang Wang and Bang Wang hit Anthony O'Malley with a double DDT...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Chang Wang goes for a jumping elbow thrust, but Anthony O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Anthony O'Malley uses a German suplex on Chang Wang...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Bang Wang makes the save...
Chang Wang nails Anthony O'Malley with an armdrag takedown...
Chang Wang punches Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is starting to get behind Chang Wang...
Chang Wang chops Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley chops Chang Wang...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley hits Chang Wang...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Chang Wang hits Anthony O'Malley with a clothesline...
Bang Wang enters the ring...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Anthony O'Malley with the Double Wangy...
Chang Wang goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Chang Wang whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes, but Anthony O'Malley reverses it...
Chang Wang hits a jumping elbow thrust on Anthony O'Malley...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits Chang Wang with a monkey flip...
Anthony O'Malley tags Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley lifts Chang Wang up...
Anthony O'Malley nails Chang Wang with the It's Closing Time and goes for
the pin...
The crowd is giving Anthony O'Malley a standing ovation...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Bang Wang doesn't make it in time... three...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Anthony O'Malley...
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Winners: The O'Malley Brothers
Time of match: 0:28:51
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TM: Damn near 30 minutes of great tag team action there...
JT: I’m actually quite surprised Wang & Wang lasted as long as they did...
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TM: We’re back and up next we have a full on clash of the titans... A couple of heavyweights from the state f Florida...
JT: True but these two need to start proving their worth here in the IXWA...
TM: Agreed... Over to you Joey...
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach thunderously blasts throughout the arena as the lights are cut off... A white spotlight shines onto a 6 foot 10 inch, 300 pound red-eyed giant known as “Lucifer’s Retort” Seth Bronwen, walking with a purpose to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction... Seth wears a black leather top over a metal breast plate... The two are attached... This leather covering is fashioned into what looks like a leather breast plate... It attaches at the shoulders with medium sized, gold buttons... On the chest of this leather top are golden symbols... Also, on the rib cage are six medium sized, gold buttons... Seth removes this gear upon his entrance into the ring... Then, in a second piece - A leather waist-line with gold, medium size buttons going around the entire waist line is attached to six six-inch leather loops, some-what diamond-shaped where the bottoms end right at the knees... These loops are in front and back of Seth’s lower-body... He is barefoot... Also, balled around his left hand is a portion of the Log Chain he’s dragging to the ring as another half of the chain slithers about three feet behind him... In his right hand is a tattered, beat-up teddy bear that he hold onto with a tight grip...]
SJD: From National, Florida and weighing in at 300 pounds... "Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[As Seth gets to ring-side, he sets the log chain in the near-aisle-left-turnbuckle corner of the ring... He then sets his teddy bear near the ring steps... As he removes his leather top and breast-plate and places it near the ring steps the camera focuses in on the teddy bear as the referee kicks the chain to the outside mat and we notice the life-like red eyes in the teddy bear, almost looking as if it’s alive...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks in over the PA system and the fans look towards the entrance way as Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw makes his way through the curtain...]
SJD: From Tampa, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds...
[Crenshaw stands for a moment, looking at the crowd menacingly, before slowly walking towards the ring... As he reaches the ringside area, he squats down at the ring steps, touches the bottom step with both hands, and then proceeds to get into the ring...]
SJD: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
"Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Vs Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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[DING! DING! DING!]
[Payne interrupts the match and takes out both men...]
They lock up...
Damian Payne comes to ringside...
Seth Bronwen attempts to place Judd Crenshaw on the turnbuckle, but Judd Crenshaw blocks it...
Seth Bronwen hits a dragon screw on Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen goes for a DDT, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw hits an armbar takedown on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with a back suplex...
Judd Crenshaw throws Seth Bronwen out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, Seth Bronwen re-enters the ring...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen uses a double underhook DDT on Judd Crenshaw...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits a double underhook DDT on Judd Crenshaw...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen nails Judd Crenshaw with a spinebuster...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw with a clothesline...
Seth Bronwen locks Judd Crenshaw in a rolling takedown leglock...
Judd Crenshaw breaks the hold after 10 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw hits a forearm smash on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw attempts to place Seth Bronwen on the turnbuckle, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen...
The cheers for Judd Crenshaw are drowning out the boos...
Judd Crenshaw punches Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a forearm to the back...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with a dropkick...
Judd Crenshaw nails Seth Bronwen with a double ax handle chop...
Judd Crenshaw nails Seth Bronwen with a snap suplex...
Judd Crenshaw nails Seth Bronwen with a kick to the knee...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with an armbar takedown...
Judd Crenshaw is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Judd Crenshaw complains about a slow count...
Judd Crenshaw whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen misses with an elbow...
Seth Bronwen misses with an elbow...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw with a shoulderblock...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw misses with a kick...
Seth Bronwen executes a spear on Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw misses with a kick...
Seth Bronwen takes Judd Crenshaw down with a flying clothesline...
Seth Bronwen is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes, but Judd Crenshaw reverses it...
Damian Payne pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, Seth Bronwen re-enters the ring...
Damian Payne throws Seth Bronwen a fire extinguisher...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw with it and goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Seth Bronwen with disqualification...
Seth Bronwen executes an armbar takedown on Judd Crenshaw...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen takes Judd Crenshaw down with a sidewalk slam...
Seth Bronwen puts Judd Crenshaw in the STF...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson checks Judd Crenshaw's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Judd Crenshaw fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw chops Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Judd Crenshaw punches Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen punches Judd Crenshaw...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen executes an STO on Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen hits a backbreaker on Judd Crenshaw...
Seth Bronwen uses a backbreaker on Judd Crenshaw...
The cheers for Seth Bronwen are drowning out the boos...
Seth Bronwen goes for a rear chinlock, but Judd Crenshaw blocks it...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with a double ax handle chop...
Judd Crenshaw executes a half nelson suplex on Seth Bronwen...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw hits "Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson with a half nelson suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is out cold...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up...
Judd Crenshaw uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen misses with an elbow...
Judd Crenshaw executes a back heel kick on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw executes a kick to the knee on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw takes Seth Bronwen down with a half nelson suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne throws Seth Bronwen a fire extinguisher...
Seth Bronwen tries to use it, but Judd Crenshaw blocks the blow and takes it away from him...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with it and goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Judd Crenshaw with disqualification...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw uses a back heel kick on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Judd Crenshaw covers Seth Bronwen...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Judd Crenshaw executes a DDT on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw hits a back suplex on Seth Bronwen...
Judd Crenshaw locks Seth Bronwen in a Fujiwara armbar...
Seth Bronwen gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Judd Crenshaw in the back with a chair...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Seth Bronwen with disqualification...
Seth Bronwen executes the Last Stop on Judd Crenshaw...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Judd Crenshaw with a flying clothesline...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Damian Payne trips Judd Crenshaw...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Seth Bronwen with disqualification...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Damian Payne...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is back on the job...
Seth Bronwen nails Judd Crenshaw with an STO...
Seth Bronwen uses a flying clothesline on Judd Crenshaw...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Judd Crenshaw blocks it...
Judd Crenshaw throws Seth Bronwen out of the ring...
Judd Crenshaw rolls out under the bottom rope...
Judd Crenshaw throws Seth Bronwen into the guardrail...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a full nelson slam...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a half nelson suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Judd Crenshaw hits Seth Bronwen with a series of punches to the stomach...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Judd Crenshaw hits a backbreaker on Seth Bronwen...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Judd Crenshaw throws Seth Bronwen into the ringsteps...
Damian Payne ambushes Judd Crenshaw from behind...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson has seen enough from all sides involved...
The cheers for Judd Crenshaw are drowning out the boos...
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Winner: None – match thrown out following repeated interference
Time of match: 0:09:08
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Backstage:
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[Ric Beauty is in his dressing room... As the camera crew comes in he is on the phone...]
RIC BEAUTY: If that's how you feel then do it! Don't you worry, I have one of the best lawyers in Las Vegas... You want to make a run at me then go for it...
[Ric sees the camera and hangs up the phone, we can kinda hear a female voice on the phone shouting before he hangs it up...]
RIC BEAUTY: So you wanna talk about Brian Styles right? The TV Title right?
[He looks into the camera...]
RIC BEAUTY: Brian Styles has a brief moment in the sun here in IXWA then reality woke him up! Well I am going to wake him up and let him back in on what we all know... Brian Styles is -- okay... Just okay, nothing amazing, nothing to remember just okay... And I am amazing, I am something to remember... The IXWA is going to remember me for a long time... Survival of the Fittest champion, TV Champion and I will be the man who rids the IXWA of its pest problem... The O'Malleys!
[Ric pushes by the cameraman and gets his phone out as he leaves the dressing room...]
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a nine babe battle royal and it is for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship... Already in the ring – Devil Tokyo, Debra Dare, Nicky Starr, Sky Heart and Nikki Devine...
SJD: Their opponent...
Cue: "Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona
SJD: Weighing in at 130lbs and hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Aguaaaaaaaaa Hinds!!!
["Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona plays through the arena as Aqua emerges after a brief shadow from the blue pyros... Once she makes a few waves & kiss blows, Aqua claps the hands of the fans quickly before sliding under the ropes, jumping, and finally landing into the ring!!!]
SJD: And next...
[A girlish giggle shatters the silence, bringing the crowd to their feet... "Hail Bop" by Django Django kicks into high gear over the speakers while red and white spotlights swirl around the crowd... A video package bracketed in sunny yellows and oranges appears on the tron, showing a petite redhead woman launching herself from every height imaginable, crashing down on both men and women...]
Always look at the white sky and you lose your head in the clouds
Wanna step onto them and float onto their ground
You appear from the hillside and there's a funny look in your eye
Between a rock and a hard place and I will either do or say die
Spins the phrases together 'til something starts to make sense
Talk of the future ignoring the present tense
Start shining the night sky you light up like a solar flair
Won't just burn up on contact as we enter the atmosphere
[Kallie Green appears at the top of the ramp, pumping her arm in the air... She jumps up and down with huge energy and enthusiasm before she sprints to the ring, springing from the floor to the apron in one bounce... She scales the ropes and thrusts both arms in the air, flashing a peace sign with her right and a 'devil horns' rock fist with her left at the crowd... She poses like this for a second before doing a backflip off the top rope, landing in the middle of the ring as the crowd pops loudly...]
SJD: Weighing in at 114lbs and hailing from Chicago, Illinois - Kallie Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!
[More cheering...]
SJD: Last but one...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!! And finally...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion...This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet... She hands her championship belt to the referee...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship Battle Royal:
Olivia Ogilvie (c) / Lady Fantasy / Devil Tokyo /
Kallie Green / Aqua Hinds / Debra Dare /
Nicky Starr / Sky Heart / Nikki Devine
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy tries to throw Olivia Ogilvie over the top rope...
SJD: Ummmm! Olivia Ogilvie has been eliminated...
TM: Good lord... That means----
JT: New champion! New champion!
A portion of the crowd is cheering Lady Fantasy...
(Lady Fantasy and Debra Dare are going at it...)
Lady Fantasy nails Debra Dare with a monkey flip...
Lady Fantasy hits Debra Dare with a sitdown faceslam...
Lady Fantasy is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lady Fantasy executes a drop toe hold on Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy locks Debra Dare in a surfboard...
Nikki Devine makes the save...
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy catches Debra Dare in a sleeperhold...
Devil Tokyo makes the save...
Debra Dare hits Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Debra Dare and Lady Fantasy get hit with a double clothesline...
Debra Dare nails Lady Fantasy with a backbreaker...
Debra Dare locks Lady Fantasy in a Boston crab...
Lady Fantasy is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lady Fantasy is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lady Fantasy manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Debra Dare goes for a Vader attack, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a fist to the midsection...
Lady Fantasy whips Debra Dare into the ropes, but Debra Dare reverses it...
Debra Dare misses with an elbow...
Debra Dare uses a backbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare hits a backbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare goes for a vertical suplex, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
(Nicky Starr and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Nicky Starr uses a belly-to-back suplex on Sky Heart...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with a low blow...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with an inverted DDT...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with a clothesline...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with a kick...
Nicky Starr tries to throw Sky Heart over the top rope...
She didn't succeed...
Nicky Starr and Debra Dare whip Sky Heart into the ropes...
They hit Sky Heart with a double backdrop...
Nicky Starr and Debra Dare whip Sky Heart into the ropes...
They hit Sky Heart with a double kick to the midsection...
Nicky Starr takes Sky Heart down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex...
Nicky Starr goes for a tiger driver, but Sky Heart blocks it...
(Sky Heart and Aqua Hinds are going at it...)
Sky Heart whips Aqua Hinds into the ropes, but Aqua Hinds reverses it...
Aqua Hinds hits a side suplex on Sky Heart...
The crowd is cheering on Aqua Hinds...
(Devil Tokyo and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo hits a DDT on Kallie Green...
(Aqua Hinds and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds hits a sitdown faceslam on Lady Fantasy...
(Lady Fantasy and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Lady Fantasy hits Kallie Green with a swinging neckbreaker...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lady Fantasy tries to throw Kallie Green over the top rope...
SJD: Kallie Green has been eliminated!!!
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
(Lady Fantasy and Debra Dare are going at it...)
(Sky Heart and Aqua Hinds are going at it...)
Sky Heart catches Aqua Hinds in a chokehold...
Aqua Hinds tries to escape the hold...
Aqua Hinds inches her way towards the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds...
Sky Heart goes for a back suplex, but Aqua Hinds turns in mid-air and lands on her...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bulldog, but Sky Heart blocks it...
(Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo executes an armbreaker on Debra Dare...
Devil Tokyo punches Debra Dare...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Devil Tokyo hits Debra Dare...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy uses a swinging neckbreaker on Debra Dare...
Devil Tokyo hits Debra Dare with a flying dropkick...
Devil Tokyo goes for a kick to the thigh, but Debra Dare blocks it...
Debra Dare whips Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Debra Dare catches Devil Tokyo in a sleeperhold...
Lady Fantasy makes the save...
Debra Dare takes Devil Tokyo down with a chop...
Debra Dare nails Devil Tokyo with a powerslam...
The crowd is cheering on Debra Dare...
Debra Dare goes for a backbreaker, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
(Debra Dare and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Debra Dare whips Sky Heart into the ropes...
Debra Dare goes for a backbreaker, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart nails Debra Dare with a belly-to-back suplex...
Sky Heart goes for a Tombstone, but Debra Dare blocks it...
Debra Dare nails Sky Heart with a snap mare...
(Debra Dare and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Debra Dare hits a Vader attack on Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a backdrop...
Debra Dare goes for a kick to the thigh, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy chops Debra Dare...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lady Fantasy chops Debra Dare...
Debra Dare punches Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Lady Fantasy hits Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy chops Debra Dare...
Lady Fantasy kicks Debra Dare...
Debra Dare punches Lady Fantasy...
Debra Dare takes Lady Fantasy down with a backdrop...
(Nikki Devine and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nikki Devine hits a flying cross body press on Devil Tokyo...
Nikki Devine uses a flying dropkick on Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nikki Devine whips Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Nikki Devine hits Devil Tokyo with a shoulderblock...
(Devil Tokyo and Nicky Starr are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo hits a ropeburn on Nicky Starr...
(Nikki Devine and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Nikki Devine throws Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle...
(Nicky Starr and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nicky Starr hits a tiger driver on Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is really behind Nicky Starr...
(Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo goes for a piledriver, but Debra Dare blocks it...
Debra Dare tries to throw Devil Tokyo over the top rope...
She didn't succeed...
Debra Dare nails Devil Tokyo with a hair pull...
Debra Dare whips Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Debra Dare hits Devil Tokyo with a clothesline...
Debra Dare and Nikki Devine whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They hit Devil Tokyo with a double fist to the midsection...
Debra Dare and Nikki Devine whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They hit Devil Tokyo with a double kick to the midsection...
Debra Dare hits a chop on Devil Tokyo...
(Aqua Hinds and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds nails Sky Heart with a butt-bump...
(Nicky Starr and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Nicky Starr uses a German suplex on Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nicky Starr whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy misses with a clothesline...
Lady Fantasy uses a dropkick on Nicky Starr...
Devil Tokyo goes for a savate kick, but Nicky Starr counters it with a legsweep...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy goes for a kick to the midsection, but Nicky Starr blocks it...
Nicky Starr hits Lady Fantasy with a roundhouse kick...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nicky Starr goes for a palm blow, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
(Sky Heart and Aqua Hinds are going at it...)
Sky Heart goes for a choke against the ropes, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds hits an arm wringer on Sky Heart...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bodyslam, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart goes for a slap, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds hits a sitdown faceslam on Sky Heart...
Aqua Hinds goes for a bodyslam, but Sky Heart counters it with an elbowsmash...
Sky Heart goes for a Tombstone, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds chops Sky Heart...
Aqua Hinds chops Sky Heart...
(Nicky Starr and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nicky Starr tries to throw Devil Tokyo over the top rope...
Devil Tokyo hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Devil Tokyo slides back in under the bottom rope...
Devil Tokyo places Nicky Starr on the turnbuckle...
Devil Tokyo uses a top-rope DDT on Nicky Starr...
The crowd is booing Devil Tokyo...
(Aqua Hinds and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds hits Sky Heart with a side suplex...
(Nikki Devine and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Nikki Devine hits a German suplex on Lady Fantasy...
(Sky Heart and Aqua Hinds are going at it...)
Sky Heart tries to throw Aqua Hinds over the top rope...
She didn't succeed...
Sky Heart executes a chop on Aqua Hinds...
Sky Heart goes for a choke against the ropes, but Aqua Hinds blocks it...
Aqua Hinds nails Sky Heart with a spear...
(Nicky Starr and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nicky Starr executes a cartwheel kick on Devil Tokyo...
Nicky Starr nails Devil Tokyo with a tiger driver...
Nicky Starr has the crowd going wild...
Nicky Starr uses a power bomb on Devil Tokyo...
Nicky Starr hits a gutwrench suplex on Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is behind Nicky Starr all the way...
(Nicky Starr and Sky Heart are going at it...)
Nicky Starr and Aqua Hinds whip Sky Heart into the ropes...
They hit Sky Heart with a double fist to the midsection...
Nicky Starr goes for a double underhook suplex, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Sky Heart with a backdrop...
Nicky Starr goes for a Boston crab, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart and Devil Tokyo hit Nicky Starr with a double flying axhandle...
Sky Heart locks Nicky Starr in an armbar submission...
Nicky Starr makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Sky Heart takes Nicky Starr down with a faceslam...
Sky Heart further incites the crowd...
Sky Heart hits Nicky Starr with a hair pull...
Sky Heart goes for a Tombstone, but Nicky Starr slides down her back...
Aqua Hinds hits Sky Heart with a thrust kick to the head...
Nicky Starr uses a German suplex on Sky Heart...
Nicky Starr tries to throw Sky Heart over the top rope...
SJD: Sky Heart has been eliminated!!!
The crowd is really behind Nicky Starr...
(Nicky Starr and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nicky Starr takes Devil Tokyo down with a gutwrench suplex...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nicky Starr goes for a piledriver, but Devil Tokyo counters it with a backdrop...
Devil Tokyo throws Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle...
Devil Tokyo runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Devil Tokyo uses a Northern Lights suplex on Nicky Starr...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Devil Tokyo nails Nicky Starr with a back suplex...
Devil Tokyo nails Nicky Starr with a piledriver...
The crowd is booing Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo hits the Doctor Bomb on Nicky Starr...
Devil Tokyo whips Nicky Starr into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo hits a high kick on Nicky Starr...
Devil Tokyo runs into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo hits Nicky Starr with a kick...
Devil Tokyo hits Nicky Starr with a savate kick...
(Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare are going at it...)
Lady Fantasy nails Debra Dare with a leg lariat...
Devil Tokyo takes Debra Dare down with a back suplex...
Devil Tokyo tries to throw Debra Dare over the top rope...
Debra Dare hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Devil Tokyo notices Debra Dare hanging on and breaks Debra Dare's grip...
SJD: Debra Dare has been eliminated!!!
Devil Tokyo is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
(Devil Tokyo and Nikki Devine are going at it...)
Devil Tokyo uses the Doctor Bomb on Nikki Devine...
Devil Tokyo further incites the crowd...
Devil Tokyo uses a flying dropkick on Nikki Devine...
Devil Tokyo is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
(Aqua Hinds and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds and Nicky Starr whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double kick to the midsection...
Nicky Starr executes a cartwheel kick on Lady Fantasy...
Aqua Hinds hits a crucifix on Lady Fantasy...
Nicky Starr uses a dropkick on Lady Fantasy...
Aqua Hinds hits a crucifix on Lady Fantasy...
Aqua Hinds and Nicky Starr whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double backdrop...
Aqua Hinds executes a butt-bump on Lady Fantasy...
(Nikki Devine and Devil Tokyo are going at it...)
Nikki Devine whips Devil Tokyo into the turnbuckle, but Devil Tokyo reverses it...
Devil Tokyo runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Nikki Devine lifts her knee...
Nikki Devine hits a back suplex on Devil Tokyo...
Nikki Devine tries to throw Devil Tokyo over the top rope...
SJD: Devil Tokyo has been eliminated!!!
Nikki Devine has the crowd going wild...
(Nikki Devine and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Nikki Devine runs into the ropes...
Nikki Devine hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
(Aqua Hinds and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds takes Lady Fantasy down with a single arm DDT...
Aqua Hinds runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Aqua Hinds with a kick...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds misses with a kick...
Aqua Hinds hits Lady Fantasy with a bulldog...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Hinds...
Aqua Hinds tries to throw Lady Fantasy over the top rope...
Lady Fantasy hangs on to the top rope...
Aqua Hinds notices it and breaks Lady Fantasy's grip...
SJD: Lady Fantasy has been eliminated!!!
The crowd is really behind Aqua Hinds...
(Aqua Hinds and Nikki Devine are going at it...)
Aqua Hinds tries to throw Nikki Devine over the top rope...
Nikki Devine hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Nikki Devine slides back in under the bottom rope...
Nikki Devine runs into the ropes...
Aqua Hinds uses a side suplex on Nikki Devine...
Nikki Devine tries to throw Aqua Hinds over the top rope...
SJD: Aqua Hinds has been eliminated!!!
Nikki Devine has the crowd going wild...
(Nikki Devine and Nicky Starr are going at it...)
TM: Wait! Look up the aisle...
JT: That’s Ric Beauty! And he looks pissed...
[The ringside referee – Steve Anderson shouts to Nikki and Nicky and demands that they leave the ring... Knowing Beauty’s history against his wife the girls don’t take a lot of persuading and leave the ring immediately...]
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JT: We’re back and Ric Beauty is standing in the corner of the ring and is refusing to leave...
TM: He’s in the next match anyway isn’t he?
JT: So – what happened to the battle royal?
TM: The official word from Steve Anderson during the break is that it ended in a no-contest...
JT: But Olivia Ogilvie – the champion going into it was first eliminated? We don’t have a champion... Do we?
TM: Honestly – I have no idea... More pressingly right now – what’s Beauty doing?
[Beauty stands impassively in the ring... Meanwhile – head referee Perry Crabtree is talking to Joey Diamond...]
JT: This is weird... What’s going on?
TM: I think we might be about to find out...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the #1 contendership for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first – already in the ring... Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds... Ric Beauty!!!
[Beauty stands in the ring and stares daggers at the ring announcer...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
"The Twenty Four Hour Man" Ric Beauty
Vs
"Pandemonium" Bryan Styles
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Ric Beauty uses a snap suplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is going crazy...
Ric Beauty puts Brian Styles in a figure-four leglock...
Brian Styles' shoulders are on the mat...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Brian Styles breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for a backdrop, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ric Beauty counters it with a crucifix...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty has the crowd going wild...
Ric Beauty punches Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a European uppercut...
Ric Beauty goes for an armdrag, but Brian Styles counters it with an armbar...
Ric Beauty manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Brian Styles executes a dropkick on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles gets a rolling takedown leglock on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a piledriver...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a dropkick...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a forearm to the back...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty executes a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty kicks Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty punches Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a punch...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a dropkick...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a forearm to the back...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty executes a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty kicks Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty punches Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a punch...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits a gutwrench suplex on Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a slingshot suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty gets an abdominal stretch on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a backdrop...
Brian Styles goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a running clothesline...
Brian Styles hits a full nelson slam on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-back suplex on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a double leg takedown, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a forearm smash...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty kicks Brian Styles...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a series of mounted punches...
Brian Styles uses an armbar takedown on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles executes a full nelson slam on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles goes for a knifehand chop, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty uses an armdrag on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a European uppercut...
Ric Beauty hits a piledriver on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Brian Styles counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with an elbowsmash...
Brian Styles executes a backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles puts Ric Beauty in a kneebar...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Ric Beauty re-enters the ring...
Brian Styles executes a backdrop on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a German suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles uses a running knee lift on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a kneelift...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a running knee lift...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Brian Styles goes for a piledriver, but Ric Beauty counters it with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for the Kata hajime, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles uses a knee to midsection on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles uses a knifehand chop on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles hits an armbar takedown on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a belly-to-back suplex...
Brian Styles executes a forearm to the back on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a forearm to the back, but Ric Beauty side-steps and
Brian Styles only hits air...
Ric Beauty hits a fireman's carry takedown on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for an arm wringer, but Brian Styles counters it with a short clothesline...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a full nelson slam...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty charges into the corner...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty uses a fireman's carry takedown on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty hits a backdrop on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a headlock takedown, but Brian Styles counters it with a back suplex...
Brian Styles goes for a piledriver, but Ric Beauty counters it with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty puts Brian Styles in a leg grapevine...
Brian Styles gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty catches Brian Styles in a Boston crab...
Brian Styles is struggling to reach the ropes...
Perry Crabtree checks Brian Styles's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Brian Styles fights his way out of the hold after 17 seconds...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty uses a dropkick on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty executes a fireman's carry takedown on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a backbreaker...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty executes a belly-to-belly superplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Brian Styles counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
A few fans are booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a gutwrench suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a German suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with a backward kick...
Ric Beauty uses a European uppercut on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
A few fans are booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
You can hear a few scattered fans booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a full nelson slam...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a kneelift...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Ric Beauty hits a head and arm suplex on Brian Styles...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty covers Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
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Winner: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:13:27
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SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender for the IXWA Television Championshp – Riiiiiiiiicccc Beautyyyyyyyy!
TM: Beauty is out of control and he just as good as took apart Brian styles right there...
JT: I’ll be honest – I expected styles to win!
TM: We’re going to commercial – right after this...
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Backstage:
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[Roman Anderson is standing backstage, the Extreme Warrior Title over his shoulder and a smile on his face...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: Charlie Kline, my tag team partner! HA! You are good enough to sweep the aisle for me, much less be my tag team partner... But the powers that be here in the IXWA have placed us together! The powers that be here in the IXWA are missing a chance to showcase their greatest talent, which is me Roman Anderson... Lets take a look at it... Roman Anderson teams with Charlie Kline to face the Mason Dixon Line! WTF? Does anyone really think that the fans of the IXWA want to see this match? No, hell no! The fans want to see me and Ric Beauty in the ring with The O'Malleys! We said we would put up our titles against their contracts in the IXWA, and will that match ever take place? Who knows?
[Roman shakes his head...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: So tonight I will go out there and do what I do best, which is win... The Mason Dixon Line is no match for me, even if I am handicapped by Charlie Kline...
[Roman holds up the Extreme Warrior Title...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: You see this? I am the champion of the IXWA, and I make the rules... I want the match to get made! Roman and Ric against The O'Malleys! If one them pins me they are Extreme Warrior champion, but if they lose they are OUT of the IXWA! Get this done, Bonser!
[Roman holds the title right in the camera and it fades...]
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for the main event...
JT: Looking forward to this one... Go for it Diamond!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... It is a tag team match and it is our main event for the evening... Introducing first...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiselled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions - THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Television Championship draped over her left shoulder and the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship belt draped over her right shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
SJD: His partner...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring... He holds the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship belt high above his head as he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 29, 2015
*** MAIN EVENT: ***
"Champion Clash" Non-title match:
The Mason-Dixon Line
("The Big Stick" Mason Phillips & Stephen Dixon)
Vs
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline & Roman Anderson
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips gets a full nelson on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson is struggling to reach the ropes...
Roman Anderson is inching his way towards the ropes...
Roman Anderson reaches the ropes after 17 seconds...
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a running lariat...
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a spinebuster slam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mason Phillips executes a legdrop on Roman Anderson...
Mason Phillips executes an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle on Roman Anderson...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mason Phillips goes for a double arm DDT, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson hit Mason Phillips with a double roundhouse kick...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a spin kick, but Mason Phillips ducks out of the way...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Roman Anderson enters the ring and throws Mason Phillips out of the ring...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson takes Stephen Dixon down with a roundhouse kick...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Charlie Kline goes for a backdrop driver, but Stephen Dixon flips over...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a sleeperhold, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline executes a Huracanrana on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline takes Stephen Dixon down with a DDT...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline takes the chair...
Charlie Kline executes a flying forearm with the chair on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon hits Charlie Kline with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon uses a Russian legsweep on Charlie Kline...
Stephen Dixon hits a forearm smash on Charlie Kline...
Stephen Dixon hits Charlie Kline with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon takes Charlie Kline down with an overhead belly to belly suplex...
Stephen Dixon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline takes Stephen Dixon down with a backbreaker...
Charlie Kline executes a moonsault on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a frog splash on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline hits Stephen Dixon with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Charlie Kline goes for a split legged moonsault, but Stephen Dixon rolls out of the way...
Stephen Dixon goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Charlie Kline goes for a Huracanrana, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a jumping bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Roman Anderson enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Charlie Kline with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Mason Phillips puts Charlie Kline in a chokehold...
Scott Braski warns Mason Phillips to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Mason Phillips executes a sitout powerbomb on Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips hits a DDT on Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double backdrop...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon uses a backbreaker on Charlie Kline...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Charlie Kline hits a moonsault bodyblock on Stephen Dixon...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Stephen Dixon...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Charlie Kline hits a cartwheel splash on Stephen Dixon...
Charlie Kline goes for a release German suplex, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Stephen Dixon whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it
Stephen Dixon hits a running knee lift on Charlie Kline...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double fist to the midsection...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips uses a piledriver on Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips goes for the Snake Eyes, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline uses a springboard armdrag on Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Mason Phillips counters it with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips goes for a chokehold, but Charlie Kline counters it with a kick to the midsection...
Charlie Kline punches Mason Phillips...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Mason Phillips punches Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Mason Phillips...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Mason Phillips chops Charlie Kline...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline hits Mason Phillips...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Charlie Kline chops Mason Phillips...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Mason Phillips chops Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips goes for a full nelson, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline sets up Mason Phillips on the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline executes a superplex on Mason Phillips...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Charlie Kline chops Mason Phillips...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Mason Phillips punches Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline kicks Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips kicks Charlie Kline...
The crowd is really behind Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline chops Mason Phillips...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Charlie Kline executes a spinning heel kick on Mason Phillips...
Roman Anderson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson hit Mason Phillips with a double enzuigiri...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Mason Phillips with an elbow...
Charlie Kline gets a figure-four leglock on Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Charlie Kline lets go after 11 seconds...
Charlie Kline whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits Charlie Kline with a swinging neckbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline tags out to Roman Anderson...
Charlie Kline nails Mason Phillips with a fisherman buster...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Roman Anderson hits Mason Phillips with a moonsault bodyblock...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Charlie Kline goes for a backdrop driver, but Mason Phillips counters it with a backward kick...
Charlie Kline rolls out of the ring...
Mason Phillips nails Roman Anderson with a kneelift...
Mason Phillips whips Roman Anderson into the turnbuckle...
Mason Phillips hits a stomp on Roman Anderson...
Mason Phillips executes a stomp on Roman Anderson...
Mason Phillips goes for a boot choke, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a shoulderblock...
Mason Phillips goes for a powerbomb, but Roman Anderson counters it with a water wheel drop...
The crowd is going crazy...
Charlie Kline enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring and lays out Charlie Kline...
The crowd is cheering on Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon goes for a dropkick, but Roman Anderson side-steps and
Stephen Dixon only hits air...
The chants for Roman Anderson are deafening...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson hits Mason Phillips with a handspring moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Roman Anderson and Charlie Kline whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They hit Mason Phillips with a double fist to the midsection...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning back suplex, but Mason Phillips counters it with a bulldog...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline rolls out of the ring...
Mason Phillips whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Mason Phillips with a flip piledriver...
The chants for Roman Anderson are deafening...
Roman Anderson executes the GONE TOO DEEP! on Mason Phillips...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Mason Phillips complains about a fast count...
The crowd erupts...
SJD: The winners of the match – Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson!!!
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Winner: Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:09:34
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JT: So – does that mean that Kline and Anderson get a title match?
TM: Honestly – I don’t know what’s going on anymore... Ric Beauty appears to have lost the plot... The guy who owns the place seems to be trying to upset two of the biggest men on the roster... Ad I don’t think we have a Bad Ass Babe Champion anymore...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - March 28, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 4, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 11, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 18, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 23, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - January 2, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - January 16, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - January 30, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - February 13, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - February 27, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - March 13, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 10, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 1, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 15, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - March 7, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - March 14, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - March 21, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - March 28, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 4, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 11, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 18, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 23, 2014
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - January 2, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - January 16, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - January 30, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - February 13, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - February 27, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - March 13, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 10, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 1, 2015
IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 15, 2015