IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - January 16, 2015
RImAC ARENA, San Diego, California
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style, we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!!!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots!!! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!!!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!!!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up!!! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring!!! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security!!! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words!!! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!!!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!!!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Ladies and gentlemen – welcome to the RIMAC Arena here in San Diego... We’re here for the second edition of Friday Night Beatdown of 2015...
JT: I didn’t think we’d get this far!
TM: What?
JT: A second edition of the show...
TM: Oh ye of little faith... I know for a fact that Neil Bonser has been working behind the scenes to get some quality competition here in the IXWA...
JT: He has?
TM: Absolutely... I mean take tonight for example... The latest addition to the IXWA’s Bad Ass Babe division makes her debut this evening...
JT: Should Lady Fantasy be worried?
TM: To be honest, Justin... Yes – I think she should... Now – it’s time for our first match...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring; weighing in at 235lbs and hailing from Sweet Home, Alabama... "Nifty" Ned Norton!!!
[Norton waves to the crowd as he stretches against the rope...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Headstrong" by Trapt
SJD: His opponent - also already in the ring... Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 286 pounds...
Clayton Haaaaaaawke
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh—booooooooooooo!!!
TM: Crowd STILL not sure what to make of Hawke!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
"Nifty" Ned Norton Vs Clayton Hawke
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a back suplex...
Ned Norton locks Clayton Hawke in a grapevine...
Clayton Hawke is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Clayton Hawke tries to escape the hold...
Clayton Hawke inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a German suplex...
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Ned Norton lifts a shoulder, shoulder up...
Ned Norton goes for a kneelock submission, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a double underhook suplex, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton misses with a kick...
Ned Norton and Clayton Hawke get hit with a double clothesline...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a fist to the midsection...
Ned Norton uses an enzuilariato on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton catches Clayton Hawke in an armlock leglock submission...
Clayton Hawke breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Clayton Hawke executes a gutwrench suplex on Ned Norton...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke goes for a tiger driver, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton uses a back suplex on Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is really behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton throws Clayton Hawke out of the ring...
Ned Norton goes through the ropes...
Ned Norton uses a fist to the midsection on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton runs Clayton Hawke into the ringpost...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Ned Norton gets back into the ring...
Clayton Hawke follows him back in...
Ned Norton goes for a jumping side kick, but Clayton Hawke ducks out of the way...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a spinning thrust kick...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Clayton Hawke nails Ned Norton with a T-Bone Suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke gets the anklelock submission on Ned Norton...
Ned Norton is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ned Norton is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ned Norton is inching his way towards the ropes...
Ned Norton makes it to the ropes after 14 seconds...
Clayton Hawke hits a swinging neckbreaker on Ned Norton...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Clayton Hawke takes Ned Norton down with a running clothesline...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke hits a sidewalk slam on Ned Norton...
The crowd is booing Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke executes a uranage suplex on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke hits a swinging neckbreaker on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the turnbuckle, but Ned Norton reverses it...
Ned Norton runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a knee to the back...
Ned Norton kicks Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a lariat...
Ned Norton is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ned Norton locks Clayton Hawke in an armlock leglock submission...
Clayton Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes...
Clayton Hawke inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Ned Norton locks Clayton Hawke in a figure-four sleeper...
Clayton Hawke gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a kick...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a fist to the midsection...
Ned Norton executes a knee to the back on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton executes a back heel kick on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes an avalanche on Clayton Hawke...
There are lots of chants for Ned Norton...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a fist to the midsection...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm smash, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the ropes...
Ned Norton executes a back heel kick on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a knee to the back...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a legsweep...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm to the back, but Clayton Hawke side-steps and
Ned Norton crashes to the canvas...
Clayton Hawke uses a 3/4 facelock bulldog on Ned Norton...
A fan at ringside badmouths Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke sends Ned Norton into the turnbuckle...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits a jumping side kick on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton sends Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Ned Norton charges into the corner...
Ned Norton kicks Clayton Hawke...
There are lots of chants for Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke chops Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke punches Ned Norton...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is really behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke chops Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke puts Ned Norton in a Boston crab...
Ned Norton breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm smash, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a German suplex, but Ned Norton counters it with an elbowsmash...
Ned Norton uses a forearm smash on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes a headbutt on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes a lariat on Clayton Hawke...
There are lots of chants for Ned Norton...
Ned Norton hits a German suplex on Clayton Hawke...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a shoulderblock...
Clayton Hawke covers Ned Norton...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits a scoop slam on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke takes Ned Norton down with a stomachbreaker...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke uses a choke slam on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke uses a German suplex on Ned Norton...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Clayton Hawke sends Ned Norton into the turnbuckle...
Clayton Hawke charges into the corner, but Ned Norton moves out of the way...
Ned Norton hits a forearm smash on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton hits an avalanche on Clayton Hawke...
There are lots of chants for Ned Norton...
Ned Norton throws Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Ned Norton runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Ned Norton uses a forearm to the back on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a kneelift...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a forearm smash...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a knee to the back...
Ned Norton sends Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Ned Norton charges into the corner, but Clayton Hawke moves out of the way...
Clayton Hawke takes Ned Norton down with a double underhook suplex...
Clayton Hawke climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Ned Norton throws him to the mat...
The crowd is cheering on Ned Norton...
Ned Norton gives the sign for the Nifty Neckbreaker...
Ned Norton executes the Nifty Neckbreaker on Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is cheering on Ned Norton...
Ned Norton goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a forearm to the back...
Ned Norton hits a legsweep on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Ned Norton executes a forearm to the back on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes a DDT on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a lariat...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a kneedrop...
Ned Norton executes a bodyslam on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton puts Clayton Hawke in a full nelson...
Clayton Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes...
Clayton Hawke is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Clayton Hawke makes it to the ropes after holding out for 25 seconds...
Ned Norton goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke nails Ned Norton with a choke slam...
Clayton Hawke goes for a Huracanrana, but Ned Norton counters it with a power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The crowd is really behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke goes for a backbreaker, but Ned Norton counters it with a facerake...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke punches Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with an elbow...
Ned Norton uses a forearm smash on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton goes for a lariat, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke chops Ned Norton...
A fan at ringside badmouths Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton punches Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton has the crowd going wild...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton has the crowd going wild...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with an enzuilariato...
Ned Norton executes neck-scissors on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton locks Clayton Hawke in a full nelson...
Clayton Hawke tries to escape the hold...
Clayton Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes...
Clayton Hawke is inching his way towards the ropes...
Ned Norton lets go after 20 seconds...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm to the back, but Clayton Hawke side-steps and Ned Norton crashes to the canvas...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke executes a piledriver on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke goes for the STF, but Ned Norton counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Ned Norton executes a lariat on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes the Nifty Neckbreaker on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a back suplex...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a lariat...
Ned Norton is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ned Norton goes for a half Boston, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke executes a side slam on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke takes Ned Norton down with a scoop slam...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a piledriver...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the turnbuckle...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a side slam...
Clayton Hawke goes for a Huracanrana, but Ned Norton counters it with a power bomb...
The chants for Ned Norton are deafening...
Ned Norton executes the Nifty Neckbreaker on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ned Norton puts Clayton Hawke in a full nelson...
Clayton Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes...
Clayton Hawke manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Ned Norton uses an enzuilariato on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton uses a bodyslam on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm to the back, but Clayton Hawke side-steps and Ned Norton crashes to the canvas...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke goes for a German suplex, but Ned Norton counters it with a backward kick...
Ned Norton throws Clayton Hawke out of the ring...
Ned Norton goes outside...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a kneelift...
Ned Norton gets back into the ring...
Clayton Hawke climbs back into the ring...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a knee to the back...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton misses with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with an elbow...
Clayton Hawke nails Ned Norton with a chop...
Clayton Hawke goes for a side slam, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes, but Clayton Hawke reverses it...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a kick...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a kneedrop...
The chants for Ned Norton are deafening...
Ned Norton catches Clayton Hawke in a grapevine...
Clayton Hawke manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Ned Norton goes for a power bomb, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a back heel kick...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke punches Ned Norton...
Ned Norton kicks Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is going crazy...
Clayton Hawke kicks Ned Norton...
Numerous fans are using Clayton Hawke for target practice...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton has the crowd going wild...
Clayton Hawke punches Ned Norton...
Numerous fans are using Clayton Hawke for target practice...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton...
[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
TM: Well – I think this one just reached it’s time limit...
[Both participants look confused...]
JT: No... The referee is waving it on... He’s letting it continue...
Scott Braski lets the match continue...
Clayton Hawke executes the Slamma-Jamma on Ned Norton...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Clayton Hawke goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
SJD: The winner of the match – Clayton Hawke...
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Winner: Clayton Hawke
Time of match: 0:20:18
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TM: The fans here in San Diego are really not getting behind Hawke...
JT: They don’t know talent when they see it... That’s why...
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JT: Do you have one of those?
TM: What?
JT: One of those Robo-Cock things?
TM: I most certainly do not!
JT: I ordered one but I don’t think it arrived yet...
TM: Can we please get on with the show?
Cue: "Starry Eyed Surprise" by Paul Oakenfold
SJD: This match is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring, weighing in at 113lbs and hailing from Hollywood, California --- Nicky Starr!
[Nicky waves at the crowd and stands in the corner waiting for her opponent...]
SJD: Her opponent...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet...]
JT: I've been looking forward to this one since it was announced...
[Tony sighs...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
Nicky Starr Vs "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Nicky Starr uses a double underhook suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
A small "Nicky Starr" chant is being started...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a cartwheel kick...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Nicky Starr down with a butt-bump...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Nicky Starr into the ropes, but Nicky Starr reverses it...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie falls out of the ring...
Nicky Starr jumps onto her with a tope suicida...
Nicky Starr re-enters the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie follows her back in...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a dragon suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with an inverted power bomb...
A few fans are cheering on Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with an inverted power bomb...
A few fans are cheering on Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a tilt-a-whirl suplex...
Nicky Starr goes for a flying dropkick, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a dropkick...
Olivia Ogilvie is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Olivia Ogilvie covers Nicky Starr...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with an elbowdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie puts Nicky Starr in an airplane spin...
Nicky Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Nicky Starr breaks the hold after 20 seconds...
Nicky Starr whips Olivia Ogilvie into the turnbuckle...
Nicky Starr runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Olivia Ogilvie moves out of the way...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a clothesline on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie covers Nicky Starr...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie rolls out under the bottom rope...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr into the ringpost...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Nicky Starr down with a hair pull takedown...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with a scoop slam...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Olivia Ogilvie re-enters the ring...
Nicky Starr follows her back in...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr with a spear...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, Nicky Starr re-enters the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Nicky Starr ducks out of the way...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a roundhouse kick...
Nicky Starr goes for a dragon suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a go-behind...
Nicky Starr re-reverses it...
Nicky Starr hits a dropkick on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr hits a kick to the thigh on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a kick...
Nicky Starr executes an enzuigiri on Olivia Ogilvie...
A small "Nicky Starr" chant is being started...
Nicky Starr catches Olivia Ogilvie in an arm grapevine...
Olivia Ogilvie tries to escape the hold...
Olivia Ogilvie makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds...
Nicky Starr uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Olivia Ogilvie...
A small "Nicky Starr" chant is being started...
Nicky Starr goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle...
Nicky Starr comes back, but is met with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a sleeperhold, but Nicky Starr blocks it...
Nicky Starr hits a cartwheel kick on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes, but Olivia Ogilvie reverses it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr with a thrust kick to the head...
Olivia Ogilvie is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Olivia Ogilvie runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with an elbow...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a double underhook suplex...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a slap, but Nicky Starr blocks it...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with an inverted power bomb...
The crowd is starting to get behind Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr executes a kick to the thigh on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr punches Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr kicks Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is cheering on Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr throws Olivia Ogilvie into the turnbuckle...
Nicky Starr runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a thrust kick to the head...
Nicky Starr is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with an enzuigiri...
Nicky Starr whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie misses with an elbow...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a backdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, Olivia Ogilvie re-enters the ring...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a low blow...
Nicky Starr chops Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is starting to get behind Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is starting to get behind Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a scoop slam, but Nicky Starr counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Nicky Starr hits a belly-to-back suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr hits a power bomb on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Nicky Starr uses a thrust kick to the head on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie misses with an elbow...
Nicky Starr goes for a palm blow, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie kicks Nicky Starr...
A fan at ringside badmouths Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with a butt-bump...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with a bodyslam...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a bulldog on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie hits an elbowdrop on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie sends Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle, but Nicky Starr reverses it...
Nicky Starr runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Olivia Ogilvie lifts her knee...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a Russian legsweep on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr with an elbowdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr with a hair pull takedown...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a hair pull takedown on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with an elbowdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie catches Nicky Starr in a side headlock...
Nicky Starr is struggling to reach the ropes...
Nicky Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Nicky Starr tries to escape the hold...
Nicky Starr is struggling to reach the ropes...
Nicky Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Olivia Ogilvie lets go after 16 seconds...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Olivia Ogilvie kicks Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a powerbomb into a bridge, but Nicky Starr blocks it...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with an enzuigiri...
There are lots of chants for Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a low blow...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a cartwheel kick...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a flying dropkick...
Nicky Starr executes a kick to the midsection on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr goes for an armbar submission, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle, but Nicky Starr reverses it...
Nicky Starr hits a power bomb on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Nicky Starr gives the sign for the Starr Gazer...
Nicky Starr executes the Starr Gazer on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a flying dropkick...
There are lots of chants for Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a gutwrench suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nicky Starr locks Olivia Ogilvie in a Boston crab...
Olivia Ogilvie is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Olivia Ogilvie is inching her way towards the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie tries to fight the pain...
Nicky Starr lets go after 27 seconds...
Nicky Starr executes an enzuigiri on Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nicky Starr goes for a roundhouse kick, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a Russian legsweep on Nicky Starr...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr punches Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie catches Nicky Starr in an airplane spin...
Nicky Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Nicky Starr breaks the hold after 6 seconds...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a kick...
Nicky Starr goes for a Boston crab, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a butt-bump on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie hits an eye gouge on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a Huracanrana on Nicky Starr...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a snap mare on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a clothesline on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie goes outside...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Nicky Starr into the guardrail...
Olivia Ogilvie gets back into the ring...
Nicky Starr follows her back in...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with an atomic drop...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle...
Nicky Starr comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection...
Olivia Ogilvie executes the Southern Cross Out on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Nicky Starr complains about a fast count...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
TM: The crowd here tonight are not happy with the way things are going this evening...
SJD: The winner of the match – "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
JT: Impressive debut for the Australian tonight...
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Winner: "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
Time of match: 0:13:44
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JT: Over to you, Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring; weighing in at 210lbs... Mexican Cyborg!!! His opponent...
[“Clubbed to Death” by Escala starts over the PA as “Aristocratic” Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... “Aristocratic” Archibald Smythe!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
TM: And they just plain don’t like this guy!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
Mexican Cyborg Vs "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mexican Cyborg throws Archibald Smythe out of the ring...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a shooting star press, but Archibald Smythe moves out of the way...
Mexican Cyborg is out cold...
Archibald Smythe executes a snap suplex on Mexican Cyborg...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Archibald Smythe reenters the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2
Dana Riggelman counts: 3
Dana Riggelman counts: 4
Dana Riggelman counts: 5
Dana Riggelman counts: 6
Dana Riggelman counts: 7
Dana Riggelman counts: 8
Dana Riggelman counts: 9
Dana Riggelman counts: 10
Mexican Cyborg is counted out...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
TM: Well – er, that was quicker than the first 2 matches tonight wasn’t it?
JT: Well – yeah... I mean Smythe Has said that he isn’t in the IXWA to mess about... He wanted to prove to Bonser that he should be in the Survival of the Fittest tournament... And he did just that by outwitting his opponent tonight...
TM: The entrances for this match were longer than the match...
SJD: The winner of the match – "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe...
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Winner: "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
Time of match: 0:00:16
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face! Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the [belching ‘urp‘ noise] in burp!
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[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The pair wear the IXWA tag team titles around their waists... The San Diego crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
Ricky J: Yo, Neil... Gan Me... Wez ain’t Playin... Wez kept IXWA alive when ya went on life support... Ya gonna treat uz like dat???
JRG: Ya runnin out of tag teamz, B... Wangs fell down an went BOOOOOMM... Wjoz ya got, Neil????
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiseled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
JT: Who the heck are this pair of ass-clowns?
TM: Show some respect, Justin... It was an open challenge and it looks like these two gentlemen are here to answer it...
JT: But who the hell are they?
TM: I think we're about to find out... At the same time that the Posse does...
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and instantly turn their focus to the Tag Team Champions... They both walk to the middle of the ring as the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently at Da Ghetto Giant...]
Ricky J: Who broght da Hillbillies, G???
[The larger gentleman takes the mic out of Ricky J’s hands and looks at the smaller member of the Posse... Ricky J starts to step, but JRG holds him back]
MP: My name is Mason Phillips... My partner over there [points to the right at the smaller man] is Stephen Dixon... We are the Mason-Dixon Line...
[Fans pop in approval as Mason looks at the Posse’s IXWA Extreme Tag Team Titles...]
Ricky J: Yo, G, Da Country Boyz thinkz dey wrasslas!!
MP: Those are some nice straps you have around your waists... The question is though, are you and Cousin Lurch over there men enough to keep them? Me and Dixon don’t think so...
[Fans continue to pop... JRG starts to step, but Ricky J pushes him back...]
MP: We are here to be the big sticks the rest of this organization has to measure up to... Pucker up and face reality, boys... We are your answered challenge and we are THAT line you don’t want to cross!!
[All four men meet in the middle of the ring in a staredown...]
JT: That's what I'm talking about... They are here to step up to the Def BI Posse and challenge for the championships...
TM: You had NO idea at all that they were here for that...
JT: That is going to be a hell of a ma----
[That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have A Drink On Me” blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
JT: No way!!! Could it be????
[The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley Brothers, along with Marcus’s wife Jessica, walk out on the stage... Anthony walks out on the stage in red thigh length shorts with green lightning bolts on his butt, red ankle length shoes, red kneepads and elbow pads... Marcus walks out wearing a sleeveless white T-Shirt that has “You Got Two Choices” on the front in Red and “Drink or Fight” written in red on the black... In addition, he’s wearing light blue jeans, wrestling boots, green elbowpads and heavily white taped wrists... Jessica, wearing Marcus’s trademarked T-Shirt, blue jeans and nice dress shoes, extends her arms pointing at the brothers... Anthony starts talking to the fans to get them riled up as they start walking down the aisle...]
TM: This is unbelievable... The O'Malley's retired a few years back...
JT: They don't look very retired now... But what are THEY doing here?
TM: Maybe they are here to answer the Posse's challenge too... I have to admit though they are the LAST people I expected to show up tonight...
[The brothers walk right up to the middle of the tension as Anthony has a mic in his hand...]
AO: Wait a second -- did I hear somebody say “open challenge”?
[Anthony looks at Ricky J with a smile on his face...]
AO: And did I hear somebody talk about a “line that I don’t want to cross?”
[Anthony turns his focus to Phillips, as the big blonde cocks his head at “Kid Lightning” himself...]
AO: If there’s a challenge you want Tom Sawyer, then the Drunk and the Hunk will be your Huckleberry Finn!!!
[The fans pop heavily as this gets the attention of Dixon... Lifting up his head, he turns his focus to Anthony...]
SD: Maybe you didn’t hear us correctly the first time, Carrot Top... The challenge has already been accepted... Mason and I were here first... You and this cheap imitation of a drunk Telly Savalas are too late... Go to the back of the line and wait your turn!
[The fans are not sure what to think of the situation, as Marcus grabs the mic from his brother...]
MO: Drunk T’lly Saval’s? That’s really origin’l... List’n kid, I don’t know ye from Ad’m an’ although ye really remind me o’ when I was a rook’e, ye still have a lot ta learn a-boot resp’ct... In this bus’ness, ye don’t wait fer ye opp’rtun’ty, ye have ta go out there an’ make ye opp’rtun’ty happ’n... An’ in this case, Anth’ny an’ I are makin’ one fer us... So why don’t ye an’ Mist’r Point Break there go to tha back an’ be sure ye have paid ye dues first b’fore ye go a-boot an’ makin’ strong chall’nges, eh?
JT: Did you follow that?
TM: I have no idea what he just said...
[Dixon stands there, rubbing his face in thought...]
SD: You know what? You’re right... Maybe I should go out and make an opportunity for myself...
[SLAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!]
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
[The fans gasp unexpectedly...]
JT: Dixon just slapped the taste out of Marcus O’Malley’s mouth!!! Talk about making an opportunity!!! He just made an Extreme one there!!!
[Marcus looks away for a moment rubbing his face as he looks at Anthony...]
MO: Ye know what, Anth’ny? [Smiles] I like this kid...
[Huge Face Pop!]
[SLAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!]
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
[The fans gasp again...]
JT: Marcus just returned the favor!!! Slap to the face of Dixon!!!
[Boom! Marcus and Dixon start brawling, Anthony and Phillips start brawling, The Posse attack both men from behind for a few minutes, Double Entendre shows up and attacks the Posse... Pier 6 ensues... The Posse slides out of the ring as Security rushes the ring and ringside and separates the contenders with the Posse looking at all three teams, raising the IXWA tag team belts over their head...]
Cue: "Bulldozer" by Machine Head
[Dick Ryder and Mike Hunt charge down to ringside and level the Def BI Posse with a pair of clotheslines...]
TM: Holy crap... We forgot about these guys! Double Entendres!
JT: Former IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions themselves!
[Ryder and Hunt drag JRG and Ricky J to their feet and they start to brawl at ringside as the Mason-Dixon Line and the O'Malley's break free from the security team and start to beat the heck out of each other again...]
TM: This is out of hand... Someone needs to stop this...
JT: Are you kidding... I love this...
Cue: "Can't Get The Best Of Me" by Cypress Hill as none other than IXWA CEO Neil Bonser strides out from behind the curtain...
Bonser: Stop it! Stop IT!! I said STOP IT! DAMMIT!
[The IXWA security team manage to separate all of the brawling men and one by one they all look towards the entranceway...]
Bonser: Thank you... Took you long enough... So – this is what happens when an open challenge is issued to face the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... You wait ages for some challengers and then 3 teams show up at the same time...
[Bonser walks towards the ring and then stops to pick up one of the championship belts that had been dropped in the fracas... He looks at it and then smiles...]
Bonser: Now I could have you two...
[Points at Phillips and Dixon...]
Bonser: You two...
[Points at the O’Malley Brothers...]
Bonser: And you two...
[Points at Ryder & Hunt...]
Bonser: And have you go at it in a triple threat match to see who gets to face the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions on the next show...
Crowd: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Bonser: But then it occurred to me that 4 of you don’t even have contracts to wrestle here!
Crowd: What??? BOOOOOOOO!!!
Bonser: We can sort that out in due course though... Therefore – the championships will NOT be defended on January 30... Instead the Maxon-Dixon Line will square off against Double Entendres in the first of a series of tag team showcase matches...
[Crowd murmurs their approval...]
Bonser: And the team that impresses me enough during those showcases are GUARANTEED a shot at the championships... Ricky – JRG... You guys will be in action at the Survival of the Fittest show at the end of March and it will be against one of these teams...
[With that Bonser turns on his heel and walks back through the curtain... The challenging teams look at each other and the Def BI Posse look down at the championship belts that they have retrieved from the floor as we go to commercial...]
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TM: We’re back and we’re still reeling from those 3 surprises before the break...
JT: Three?
TM: The arrival of the Mason-Dixon Line...
JT: Yeah...
TM: The return of the O’Malley Brothers!
JT: And Neil Bonser’s announcement that the Extreme Tag Team Championships will be on the line at the Survival of the Fittest show...
TM: It’s been an interesting night so far... And it’s not over yet...
JT: Over to you, Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring; weighing in at 209lbs... The Great Kazama!!!
SJD: His opponent...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring followed by his wife, Val who is carrying the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion...
... RIC BEAUTY!!!
[Ric smiles and moves into his corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
The Great Kazama Vs Ric Beauty
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty executes a slingshot suplex on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty puts The Great Kazama in an abdominal stretch...
The Great Kazama grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty gets a side headlock on The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama misses with an elbow...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a backdrop...
The Great Kazama uses a flying bodypress on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
The Great Kazama complains about a slow count...
The Great Kazama goes for a ropeflip hiptoss, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but The Great Kazama counters it with a backslide...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a snap suplex...
The Great Kazama goes for a springboard legdrop, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
Ric Beauty goes for a back suplex, but The Great Kazama flips over...
The Great Kazama hits a bulldog on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a bulldog...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a flying splash...
The Great Kazama uses a cartwheel kick on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty uses a drop toe hold on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty uses a forearm smash on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for an armdrag, but The Great Kazama counters it with a spinning headscissors...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
The Great Kazama throws Ric Beauty out of the ring...
The Great Kazama rolls out under the bottom rope...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty shoves The Great Kazama into the guardrail...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Ric Beauty throws The Great Kazama into the ringpost...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty throws The Great Kazama into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Ric Beauty is busted wide open...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty climbs back into the ring...
The Great Kazama rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a snap suplex...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty uses a head and arm suplex on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty executes a German suplex on The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a drop toe hold...
Ric Beauty hits an armdrag on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty attempts to place The Great Kazama on the turnbuckle, but
The Great Kazama blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama punches Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops The Great Kazama...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty hits a double underhook suplex on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes, but The Great Kazama reverses it...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty hits a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty goes for a knifehand chop, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama goes for a backdrop, but Ric Beauty counters it with a sunset flip...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty goes for a knifehand chop, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama goes for a bulldog, but Ric Beauty counters it with a low blow...
Ric Beauty chops The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama kicks Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama punches Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a kick...
Ric Beauty hits a piledriver on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty hits an arm wringer on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty hits a gutwrench suplex on The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty executes a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty covers The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty uses a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty gets a figure-four leglock on The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama's shoulders are on the mat...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty lets go after 14 seconds...
Ric Beauty takes The Great Kazama down with a double underhook suplex...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty uses a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty catches The Great Kazama in an abdominal stretch...
The Great Kazama is valiantly trying to break the hold...
The Great Kazama inches his way towards the ropes after 16 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for an armdrag, but The Great Kazama reverses it...
The Great Kazama leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a dropkick...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
The Great Kazama runs shoulder-first into the corner...
The Great Kazama hits a ropeflip hiptoss on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama hits an enzuigiri on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama throws Ric Beauty out of the ring...
The Great Kazama jumps onto him with Asai moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
The Great Kazama throws Ric Beauty into the guardrail...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty uses a drop toe hold on The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
Ric Beauty goes for the Beauty Bomb, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a piledriver, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama climbs back into the ring...
Ric Beauty rolls back in under the bottom rope...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama uses a cartwheel kick on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama uses a rana on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
The Great Kazama complains about a slow count...
Ric Beauty executes an inside cradle on The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes, but The Great Kazama reverses it...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama nails Ric Beauty with a flying splash...
The Great Kazama executes a dropkick on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama nails Ric Beauty with a ropeflip hiptoss...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty misses with a kick...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
The Great Kazama executes a clothesline on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty hits a headlock takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty executes a head and arm suplex on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a kick...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a backdrop...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a flying splash...
A small "The Great Kazama" chant is being started...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Great Kazama counters it with a facerake...
The Great Kazama hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
The crowd is cheering on The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a cartwheel kick...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
The Great Kazama goes for a bulldog, but Ric Beauty throws him off...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a snap suplex...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a drop toe hold...
Ric Beauty covers The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Ric Beauty takes The Great Kazama down with a knifehand chop...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but The Great Kazama counters it with a jawbreaker...
The crowd is really behind The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
The Great Kazama uses a bulldog on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama goes for a dropkick, but Ric Beauty side-steps and The Great Kazama crashes to the canvas...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty attempts to place The Great Kazama on the turnbuckle, but
The Great Kazama blocks it...
Ric Beauty chops The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is really behind The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama chops Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama executes a side suplex on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty covers The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Ric Beauty puts The Great Kazama in a Boston crab...
The Great Kazama reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty executes the Beauty Bomb on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
TM: The IXWA faithful seem to like Beauty?
JT: Definitely! Before you know it he’ll have his own interview segment!!!
TM: Are you being sarcastic?
SJD: The winner of the match – Ric Beauty...
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Winner: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:13:39
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JT: Not at all... I think it’s a great idea... It should be called “The Beauty Spot”... Hahaha!
TM: Last commercial break now before the main event...
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March 27, 2015
The Thunderdome
Santa Barbara, California
Two men will square off in the finals of the
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST tournament
One of them will walk out as the brand new
IXWA EXTREME WARRIOR CHAMPION!
IXWA Survival of the Fittest 2015
Only on the Hyper Network
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TM: Well it’s time now for the main event of the evening as new Television Champion – Brian Styles defends his championship against one of the last men to be eliminated from the battle royal on the last edition of Beatdown...
JT: Yeah – Gionet really lucked out there didn’t he?
TM: What do you mean? Mike Gionet is a former IXWA Extreme Tag Team champion...
JT: Yeah – only because Caleb Foley carried him to it! Let’s get on with this, shall we... Styles is gonna annihilate Gionet... Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
[As Rise Against's "Satellite" begins with its power chords, the handsome young Mike Gionet sprints into view... He's got a blue and white color scheme going on - teal half tights, white boots, and his elbow and knee pads in a much darker navy blue to contrast with the tights... Gionet's obvious enthusiasm as he makes a quick entrance gets the crowd excited as well, Mike taking time to slap a couple of hands before he has to head down the ramp and dive under the bottom rope into the ring...]
SJD: From Hawthorne, California and weighing in at 196 pounds... Mike Gionet!!!
[He leaps to his feet, smiling, and runs to one of the corners, facing the entrance while he pumps his fists and mentally prepares...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time... He stops and looks down at his waist where he has the IXWA Television Championship taking pride of place...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!!!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and give a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out... Styles grabs the championship belt from around his waist and hands it to the referee - not once taking his eyes off of Mike Gionet...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
** Main Event **
IXWA Television Championship:
Mike Gionet Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mike Gionet whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles uses a running knee lift on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles executes a snap suplex on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles catches Mike Gionet in a rear chinlock...
Mike Gionet gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Mike Gionet blocks it...
Mike Gionet goes for an armdrag, but Brian Styles counters it with an armbar...
Mike Gionet gets ahold of the ropes after 7 seconds...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles nails Mike Gionet with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles whips Mike Gionet into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles goes for a knifehand chop, but Mike Gionet blocks it...
Mike Gionet attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Mike Gionet goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Brian Styles counters it with a Fujiwara armbar...
Mike Gionet is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Brian Styles lets go after 21 seconds...
Brian Styles catches Mike Gionet in an armbar...
Mike Gionet gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles uses a backdrop on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet with a series of mounted punches...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles uses the Running Forearm Smash on Mike Gionet...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles executes a dropkick on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles takes Mike Gionet down with a backdrop driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Mike Gionet blocks it...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a drop toe hold...
Mike Gionet goes for a DDT, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles places Mike Gionet on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Gionet hits a monkey flip on Brian Styles...
Mike Gionet whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Mike Gionet hits a flying forearm on Brian Styles...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Gionet uses a flying bodypress on Brian Styles...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Gionet goes for a knifehand chop, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles sets up Mike Gionet on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles executes a backbreaker on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles throws Mike Gionet out of the ring...
Mike Gionet hangs on to the top rope...
Mike Gionet clutches his legs around Brian Styles' head...
Mike Gionet pulls Brian Styles out of the ring...
Mike Gionet pulls himself back in...
Dana Riggelman counts: one, Brian Styles re-enters the ring...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a snap suplex...
Mike Gionet runs into the ropes...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Mike Gionet uses an enzuigiri on Brian Styles...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Mike Gionet...
Mike Gionet uses a knifehand chop on Brian Styles...
Mike Gionet uses an armdrag on Brian Styles...
Mike Gionet runs into the ropes...
Mike Gionet misses with a kick...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Mike Gionet uses a hiptoss on Brian Styles...
Mike Gionet whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet with a running clothesline...
Brian Styles executes a knee to midsection on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles punches Mike Gionet...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet...
Mike Gionet kicks Brian Styles...
A few fans are cheering on Mike Gionet...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a flying armdrag...
Mike Gionet runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles nails Mike Gionet with a backbreaker...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on Mike Gionet...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
TM: Styles proving why he is currently one of the top dogs in the IXWA...
JT: Agreed... Told you so...
SJD: The winner of the match and still IXWA Television Champion – "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
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Winner: "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
Time of match: 0:06:48
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TM: That’s all we have time for on this edition of Beatdown... We’ll be back again on January 30th from the Leavey Center in Santa Clara...
[Up in the ring – Styles is walking around the ring holding his championship belt up high above his head...]
TM: The Reign of Pandemonium continues its journey in the IXWA...
© IXWA Productions 2015
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style, we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!!!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots!!! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!!!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!!!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up!!! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring!!! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security!!! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words!!! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!!!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!!!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Ladies and gentlemen – welcome to the RIMAC Arena here in San Diego... We’re here for the second edition of Friday Night Beatdown of 2015...
JT: I didn’t think we’d get this far!
TM: What?
JT: A second edition of the show...
TM: Oh ye of little faith... I know for a fact that Neil Bonser has been working behind the scenes to get some quality competition here in the IXWA...
JT: He has?
TM: Absolutely... I mean take tonight for example... The latest addition to the IXWA’s Bad Ass Babe division makes her debut this evening...
JT: Should Lady Fantasy be worried?
TM: To be honest, Justin... Yes – I think she should... Now – it’s time for our first match...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring; weighing in at 235lbs and hailing from Sweet Home, Alabama... "Nifty" Ned Norton!!!
[Norton waves to the crowd as he stretches against the rope...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Headstrong" by Trapt
SJD: His opponent - also already in the ring... Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 286 pounds...
Clayton Haaaaaaawke
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh—booooooooooooo!!!
TM: Crowd STILL not sure what to make of Hawke!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
"Nifty" Ned Norton Vs Clayton Hawke
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a back suplex...
Ned Norton locks Clayton Hawke in a grapevine...
Clayton Hawke is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Clayton Hawke tries to escape the hold...
Clayton Hawke inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a German suplex...
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Ned Norton lifts a shoulder, shoulder up...
Ned Norton goes for a kneelock submission, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a double underhook suplex, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton misses with a kick...
Ned Norton and Clayton Hawke get hit with a double clothesline...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a fist to the midsection...
Ned Norton uses an enzuilariato on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton catches Clayton Hawke in an armlock leglock submission...
Clayton Hawke breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Clayton Hawke executes a gutwrench suplex on Ned Norton...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke goes for a tiger driver, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton uses a back suplex on Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is really behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton throws Clayton Hawke out of the ring...
Ned Norton goes through the ropes...
Ned Norton uses a fist to the midsection on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton runs Clayton Hawke into the ringpost...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Ned Norton gets back into the ring...
Clayton Hawke follows him back in...
Ned Norton goes for a jumping side kick, but Clayton Hawke ducks out of the way...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a spinning thrust kick...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Clayton Hawke nails Ned Norton with a T-Bone Suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke gets the anklelock submission on Ned Norton...
Ned Norton is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ned Norton is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ned Norton is inching his way towards the ropes...
Ned Norton makes it to the ropes after 14 seconds...
Clayton Hawke hits a swinging neckbreaker on Ned Norton...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Clayton Hawke takes Ned Norton down with a running clothesline...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke hits a sidewalk slam on Ned Norton...
The crowd is booing Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke executes a uranage suplex on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke hits a swinging neckbreaker on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the turnbuckle, but Ned Norton reverses it...
Ned Norton runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a knee to the back...
Ned Norton kicks Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a lariat...
Ned Norton is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ned Norton locks Clayton Hawke in an armlock leglock submission...
Clayton Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes...
Clayton Hawke inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Ned Norton locks Clayton Hawke in a figure-four sleeper...
Clayton Hawke gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 12 seconds...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a kick...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a fist to the midsection...
Ned Norton executes a knee to the back on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton executes a back heel kick on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes an avalanche on Clayton Hawke...
There are lots of chants for Ned Norton...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a fist to the midsection...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm smash, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the ropes...
Ned Norton executes a back heel kick on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a knee to the back...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a legsweep...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm to the back, but Clayton Hawke side-steps and
Ned Norton crashes to the canvas...
Clayton Hawke uses a 3/4 facelock bulldog on Ned Norton...
A fan at ringside badmouths Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke sends Ned Norton into the turnbuckle...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits a jumping side kick on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton sends Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Ned Norton charges into the corner...
Ned Norton kicks Clayton Hawke...
There are lots of chants for Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke chops Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke punches Ned Norton...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is really behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke chops Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke puts Ned Norton in a Boston crab...
Ned Norton breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm smash, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a German suplex, but Ned Norton counters it with an elbowsmash...
Ned Norton uses a forearm smash on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes a headbutt on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes a lariat on Clayton Hawke...
There are lots of chants for Ned Norton...
Ned Norton hits a German suplex on Clayton Hawke...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a shoulderblock...
Clayton Hawke covers Ned Norton...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits a scoop slam on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke takes Ned Norton down with a stomachbreaker...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke uses a choke slam on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke uses a German suplex on Ned Norton...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Clayton Hawke sends Ned Norton into the turnbuckle...
Clayton Hawke charges into the corner, but Ned Norton moves out of the way...
Ned Norton hits a forearm smash on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton hits an avalanche on Clayton Hawke...
There are lots of chants for Ned Norton...
Ned Norton throws Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Ned Norton runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Ned Norton uses a forearm to the back on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a kneelift...
Ned Norton nails Clayton Hawke with a forearm smash...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a knee to the back...
Ned Norton sends Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Ned Norton charges into the corner, but Clayton Hawke moves out of the way...
Clayton Hawke takes Ned Norton down with a double underhook suplex...
Clayton Hawke climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Ned Norton throws him to the mat...
The crowd is cheering on Ned Norton...
Ned Norton gives the sign for the Nifty Neckbreaker...
Ned Norton executes the Nifty Neckbreaker on Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is cheering on Ned Norton...
Ned Norton goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a forearm to the back...
Ned Norton hits a legsweep on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Ned Norton executes a forearm to the back on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes a DDT on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a lariat...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a kneedrop...
Ned Norton executes a bodyslam on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton puts Clayton Hawke in a full nelson...
Clayton Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes...
Clayton Hawke is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Clayton Hawke makes it to the ropes after holding out for 25 seconds...
Ned Norton goes for an armlock hammerlock submission, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke nails Ned Norton with a choke slam...
Clayton Hawke goes for a Huracanrana, but Ned Norton counters it with a power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The crowd is really behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke goes for a backbreaker, but Ned Norton counters it with a facerake...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke punches Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with an elbow...
Ned Norton uses a forearm smash on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton goes for a lariat, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke chops Ned Norton...
A fan at ringside badmouths Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton punches Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton has the crowd going wild...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton has the crowd going wild...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with an enzuilariato...
Ned Norton executes neck-scissors on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton locks Clayton Hawke in a full nelson...
Clayton Hawke tries to escape the hold...
Clayton Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes...
Clayton Hawke is inching his way towards the ropes...
Ned Norton lets go after 20 seconds...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm to the back, but Clayton Hawke side-steps and Ned Norton crashes to the canvas...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke executes a piledriver on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke goes for the STF, but Ned Norton counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Ned Norton executes a lariat on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton executes the Nifty Neckbreaker on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a back suplex...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a lariat...
Ned Norton is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ned Norton goes for a half Boston, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke executes a side slam on Ned Norton...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke takes Ned Norton down with a scoop slam...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a piledriver...
Clayton Hawke whips Ned Norton into the turnbuckle...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with a side slam...
Clayton Hawke goes for a Huracanrana, but Ned Norton counters it with a power bomb...
The chants for Ned Norton are deafening...
Ned Norton executes the Nifty Neckbreaker on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ned Norton puts Clayton Hawke in a full nelson...
Clayton Hawke is struggling to reach the ropes...
Clayton Hawke manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the turnbuckle...
Ned Norton uses an enzuilariato on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton uses a bodyslam on Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton goes for a forearm to the back, but Clayton Hawke side-steps and Ned Norton crashes to the canvas...
Clayton Hawke further incites the crowd...
Clayton Hawke goes for a German suplex, but Ned Norton counters it with a backward kick...
Ned Norton throws Clayton Hawke out of the ring...
Ned Norton goes outside...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a kneelift...
Ned Norton gets back into the ring...
Clayton Hawke climbs back into the ring...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a knee to the back...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton misses with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton with an elbow...
Clayton Hawke nails Ned Norton with a chop...
Clayton Hawke goes for a side slam, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes, but Clayton Hawke reverses it...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke with a kick...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a kneedrop...
The chants for Ned Norton are deafening...
Ned Norton catches Clayton Hawke in a grapevine...
Clayton Hawke manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Ned Norton goes for a power bomb, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton whips Clayton Hawke into the ropes...
Ned Norton takes Clayton Hawke down with a back heel kick...
Ned Norton hits Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke punches Ned Norton...
Ned Norton kicks Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is going crazy...
Clayton Hawke kicks Ned Norton...
Numerous fans are using Clayton Hawke for target practice...
Ned Norton chops Clayton Hawke...
Ned Norton has the crowd going wild...
Clayton Hawke punches Ned Norton...
Numerous fans are using Clayton Hawke for target practice...
Clayton Hawke hits Ned Norton...
[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
TM: Well – I think this one just reached it’s time limit...
[Both participants look confused...]
JT: No... The referee is waving it on... He’s letting it continue...
Scott Braski lets the match continue...
Clayton Hawke executes the Slamma-Jamma on Ned Norton...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Clayton Hawke goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
SJD: The winner of the match – Clayton Hawke...
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Winner: Clayton Hawke
Time of match: 0:20:18
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TM: The fans here in San Diego are really not getting behind Hawke...
JT: They don’t know talent when they see it... That’s why...
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JT: Do you have one of those?
TM: What?
JT: One of those Robo-Cock things?
TM: I most certainly do not!
JT: I ordered one but I don’t think it arrived yet...
TM: Can we please get on with the show?
Cue: "Starry Eyed Surprise" by Paul Oakenfold
SJD: This match is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring, weighing in at 113lbs and hailing from Hollywood, California --- Nicky Starr!
[Nicky waves at the crowd and stands in the corner waiting for her opponent...]
SJD: Her opponent...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet...]
JT: I've been looking forward to this one since it was announced...
[Tony sighs...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
Nicky Starr Vs "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Nicky Starr uses a double underhook suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
A small "Nicky Starr" chant is being started...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a cartwheel kick...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Nicky Starr down with a butt-bump...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Nicky Starr into the ropes, but Nicky Starr reverses it...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie falls out of the ring...
Nicky Starr jumps onto her with a tope suicida...
Nicky Starr re-enters the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie follows her back in...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a dragon suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with an inverted power bomb...
A few fans are cheering on Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with an inverted power bomb...
A few fans are cheering on Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a tilt-a-whirl suplex...
Nicky Starr goes for a flying dropkick, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a dropkick...
Olivia Ogilvie is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Olivia Ogilvie covers Nicky Starr...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with an elbowdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie puts Nicky Starr in an airplane spin...
Nicky Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Nicky Starr breaks the hold after 20 seconds...
Nicky Starr whips Olivia Ogilvie into the turnbuckle...
Nicky Starr runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Olivia Ogilvie moves out of the way...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a clothesline on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie covers Nicky Starr...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie rolls out under the bottom rope...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr into the ringpost...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Nicky Starr down with a hair pull takedown...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with a scoop slam...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Olivia Ogilvie re-enters the ring...
Nicky Starr follows her back in...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr with a spear...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, Nicky Starr re-enters the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Nicky Starr ducks out of the way...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a roundhouse kick...
Nicky Starr goes for a dragon suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a go-behind...
Nicky Starr re-reverses it...
Nicky Starr hits a dropkick on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr hits a kick to the thigh on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a kick...
Nicky Starr executes an enzuigiri on Olivia Ogilvie...
A small "Nicky Starr" chant is being started...
Nicky Starr catches Olivia Ogilvie in an arm grapevine...
Olivia Ogilvie tries to escape the hold...
Olivia Ogilvie makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds...
Nicky Starr uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Olivia Ogilvie...
A small "Nicky Starr" chant is being started...
Nicky Starr goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle...
Nicky Starr comes back, but is met with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a sleeperhold, but Nicky Starr blocks it...
Nicky Starr hits a cartwheel kick on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes, but Olivia Ogilvie reverses it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr with a thrust kick to the head...
Olivia Ogilvie is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Olivia Ogilvie runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with an elbow...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a double underhook suplex...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a slap, but Nicky Starr blocks it...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with an inverted power bomb...
The crowd is starting to get behind Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr executes a kick to the thigh on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr punches Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr kicks Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is cheering on Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr throws Olivia Ogilvie into the turnbuckle...
Nicky Starr runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a thrust kick to the head...
Nicky Starr is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with an enzuigiri...
Nicky Starr whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie misses with an elbow...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a backdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, Olivia Ogilvie re-enters the ring...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a low blow...
Nicky Starr chops Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is starting to get behind Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is starting to get behind Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a scoop slam, but Nicky Starr counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Nicky Starr hits a belly-to-back suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr hits a power bomb on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Nicky Starr uses a thrust kick to the head on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie misses with an elbow...
Nicky Starr goes for a palm blow, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie kicks Nicky Starr...
A fan at ringside badmouths Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with a butt-bump...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with a bodyslam...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a bulldog on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie hits an elbowdrop on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie sends Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle, but Nicky Starr reverses it...
Nicky Starr runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Olivia Ogilvie lifts her knee...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a Russian legsweep on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr with an elbowdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr with a hair pull takedown...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a hair pull takedown on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with an elbowdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie catches Nicky Starr in a side headlock...
Nicky Starr is struggling to reach the ropes...
Nicky Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Nicky Starr tries to escape the hold...
Nicky Starr is struggling to reach the ropes...
Nicky Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Olivia Ogilvie lets go after 16 seconds...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Olivia Ogilvie kicks Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a powerbomb into a bridge, but Nicky Starr blocks it...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with an enzuigiri...
There are lots of chants for Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a low blow...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a cartwheel kick...
Nicky Starr nails Olivia Ogilvie with a flying dropkick...
Nicky Starr executes a kick to the midsection on Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr goes for an armbar submission, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle, but Nicky Starr reverses it...
Nicky Starr hits a power bomb on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Nicky Starr gives the sign for the Starr Gazer...
Nicky Starr executes the Starr Gazer on Olivia Ogilvie...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Nicky Starr takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a flying dropkick...
There are lots of chants for Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a gutwrench suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Nicky Starr locks Olivia Ogilvie in a Boston crab...
Olivia Ogilvie is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Olivia Ogilvie is inching her way towards the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie tries to fight the pain...
Nicky Starr lets go after 27 seconds...
Nicky Starr executes an enzuigiri on Olivia Ogilvie...
The crowd is going crazy...
Nicky Starr goes for a roundhouse kick, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a Russian legsweep on Nicky Starr...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Nicky Starr...
Nicky Starr punches Olivia Ogilvie...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie catches Nicky Starr in an airplane spin...
Nicky Starr is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Nicky Starr breaks the hold after 6 seconds...
Nicky Starr runs into the ropes...
Nicky Starr hits Olivia Ogilvie with a kick...
Nicky Starr goes for a Boston crab, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a butt-bump on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie hits an eye gouge on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a Huracanrana on Nicky Starr...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a snap mare on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a clothesline on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie goes outside...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Nicky Starr into the guardrail...
Olivia Ogilvie gets back into the ring...
Nicky Starr follows her back in...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Nicky Starr with an atomic drop...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Nicky Starr into the turnbuckle...
Nicky Starr comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection...
Olivia Ogilvie executes the Southern Cross Out on Nicky Starr...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Nicky Starr complains about a fast count...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
TM: The crowd here tonight are not happy with the way things are going this evening...
SJD: The winner of the match – "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
JT: Impressive debut for the Australian tonight...
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Winner: "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
Time of match: 0:13:44
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JT: Over to you, Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring; weighing in at 210lbs... Mexican Cyborg!!! His opponent...
[“Clubbed to Death” by Escala starts over the PA as “Aristocratic” Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... “Aristocratic” Archibald Smythe!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
TM: And they just plain don’t like this guy!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
Mexican Cyborg Vs "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mexican Cyborg throws Archibald Smythe out of the ring...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a shooting star press, but Archibald Smythe moves out of the way...
Mexican Cyborg is out cold...
Archibald Smythe executes a snap suplex on Mexican Cyborg...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Archibald Smythe reenters the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2
Dana Riggelman counts: 3
Dana Riggelman counts: 4
Dana Riggelman counts: 5
Dana Riggelman counts: 6
Dana Riggelman counts: 7
Dana Riggelman counts: 8
Dana Riggelman counts: 9
Dana Riggelman counts: 10
Mexican Cyborg is counted out...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
TM: Well – er, that was quicker than the first 2 matches tonight wasn’t it?
JT: Well – yeah... I mean Smythe Has said that he isn’t in the IXWA to mess about... He wanted to prove to Bonser that he should be in the Survival of the Fittest tournament... And he did just that by outwitting his opponent tonight...
TM: The entrances for this match were longer than the match...
SJD: The winner of the match – "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe...
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Winner: "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
Time of match: 0:00:16
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face! Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the [belching ‘urp‘ noise] in burp!
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[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The pair wear the IXWA tag team titles around their waists... The San Diego crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
Ricky J: Yo, Neil... Gan Me... Wez ain’t Playin... Wez kept IXWA alive when ya went on life support... Ya gonna treat uz like dat???
JRG: Ya runnin out of tag teamz, B... Wangs fell down an went BOOOOOMM... Wjoz ya got, Neil????
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiseled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
JT: Who the heck are this pair of ass-clowns?
TM: Show some respect, Justin... It was an open challenge and it looks like these two gentlemen are here to answer it...
JT: But who the hell are they?
TM: I think we're about to find out... At the same time that the Posse does...
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and instantly turn their focus to the Tag Team Champions... They both walk to the middle of the ring as the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently at Da Ghetto Giant...]
Ricky J: Who broght da Hillbillies, G???
[The larger gentleman takes the mic out of Ricky J’s hands and looks at the smaller member of the Posse... Ricky J starts to step, but JRG holds him back]
MP: My name is Mason Phillips... My partner over there [points to the right at the smaller man] is Stephen Dixon... We are the Mason-Dixon Line...
[Fans pop in approval as Mason looks at the Posse’s IXWA Extreme Tag Team Titles...]
Ricky J: Yo, G, Da Country Boyz thinkz dey wrasslas!!
MP: Those are some nice straps you have around your waists... The question is though, are you and Cousin Lurch over there men enough to keep them? Me and Dixon don’t think so...
[Fans continue to pop... JRG starts to step, but Ricky J pushes him back...]
MP: We are here to be the big sticks the rest of this organization has to measure up to... Pucker up and face reality, boys... We are your answered challenge and we are THAT line you don’t want to cross!!
[All four men meet in the middle of the ring in a staredown...]
JT: That's what I'm talking about... They are here to step up to the Def BI Posse and challenge for the championships...
TM: You had NO idea at all that they were here for that...
JT: That is going to be a hell of a ma----
[That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have A Drink On Me” blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
JT: No way!!! Could it be????
[The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley Brothers, along with Marcus’s wife Jessica, walk out on the stage... Anthony walks out on the stage in red thigh length shorts with green lightning bolts on his butt, red ankle length shoes, red kneepads and elbow pads... Marcus walks out wearing a sleeveless white T-Shirt that has “You Got Two Choices” on the front in Red and “Drink or Fight” written in red on the black... In addition, he’s wearing light blue jeans, wrestling boots, green elbowpads and heavily white taped wrists... Jessica, wearing Marcus’s trademarked T-Shirt, blue jeans and nice dress shoes, extends her arms pointing at the brothers... Anthony starts talking to the fans to get them riled up as they start walking down the aisle...]
TM: This is unbelievable... The O'Malley's retired a few years back...
JT: They don't look very retired now... But what are THEY doing here?
TM: Maybe they are here to answer the Posse's challenge too... I have to admit though they are the LAST people I expected to show up tonight...
[The brothers walk right up to the middle of the tension as Anthony has a mic in his hand...]
AO: Wait a second -- did I hear somebody say “open challenge”?
[Anthony looks at Ricky J with a smile on his face...]
AO: And did I hear somebody talk about a “line that I don’t want to cross?”
[Anthony turns his focus to Phillips, as the big blonde cocks his head at “Kid Lightning” himself...]
AO: If there’s a challenge you want Tom Sawyer, then the Drunk and the Hunk will be your Huckleberry Finn!!!
[The fans pop heavily as this gets the attention of Dixon... Lifting up his head, he turns his focus to Anthony...]
SD: Maybe you didn’t hear us correctly the first time, Carrot Top... The challenge has already been accepted... Mason and I were here first... You and this cheap imitation of a drunk Telly Savalas are too late... Go to the back of the line and wait your turn!
[The fans are not sure what to think of the situation, as Marcus grabs the mic from his brother...]
MO: Drunk T’lly Saval’s? That’s really origin’l... List’n kid, I don’t know ye from Ad’m an’ although ye really remind me o’ when I was a rook’e, ye still have a lot ta learn a-boot resp’ct... In this bus’ness, ye don’t wait fer ye opp’rtun’ty, ye have ta go out there an’ make ye opp’rtun’ty happ’n... An’ in this case, Anth’ny an’ I are makin’ one fer us... So why don’t ye an’ Mist’r Point Break there go to tha back an’ be sure ye have paid ye dues first b’fore ye go a-boot an’ makin’ strong chall’nges, eh?
JT: Did you follow that?
TM: I have no idea what he just said...
[Dixon stands there, rubbing his face in thought...]
SD: You know what? You’re right... Maybe I should go out and make an opportunity for myself...
[SLAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!]
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
[The fans gasp unexpectedly...]
JT: Dixon just slapped the taste out of Marcus O’Malley’s mouth!!! Talk about making an opportunity!!! He just made an Extreme one there!!!
[Marcus looks away for a moment rubbing his face as he looks at Anthony...]
MO: Ye know what, Anth’ny? [Smiles] I like this kid...
[Huge Face Pop!]
[SLAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!]
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
[The fans gasp again...]
JT: Marcus just returned the favor!!! Slap to the face of Dixon!!!
[Boom! Marcus and Dixon start brawling, Anthony and Phillips start brawling, The Posse attack both men from behind for a few minutes, Double Entendre shows up and attacks the Posse... Pier 6 ensues... The Posse slides out of the ring as Security rushes the ring and ringside and separates the contenders with the Posse looking at all three teams, raising the IXWA tag team belts over their head...]
Cue: "Bulldozer" by Machine Head
[Dick Ryder and Mike Hunt charge down to ringside and level the Def BI Posse with a pair of clotheslines...]
TM: Holy crap... We forgot about these guys! Double Entendres!
JT: Former IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions themselves!
[Ryder and Hunt drag JRG and Ricky J to their feet and they start to brawl at ringside as the Mason-Dixon Line and the O'Malley's break free from the security team and start to beat the heck out of each other again...]
TM: This is out of hand... Someone needs to stop this...
JT: Are you kidding... I love this...
Cue: "Can't Get The Best Of Me" by Cypress Hill as none other than IXWA CEO Neil Bonser strides out from behind the curtain...
Bonser: Stop it! Stop IT!! I said STOP IT! DAMMIT!
[The IXWA security team manage to separate all of the brawling men and one by one they all look towards the entranceway...]
Bonser: Thank you... Took you long enough... So – this is what happens when an open challenge is issued to face the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... You wait ages for some challengers and then 3 teams show up at the same time...
[Bonser walks towards the ring and then stops to pick up one of the championship belts that had been dropped in the fracas... He looks at it and then smiles...]
Bonser: Now I could have you two...
[Points at Phillips and Dixon...]
Bonser: You two...
[Points at the O’Malley Brothers...]
Bonser: And you two...
[Points at Ryder & Hunt...]
Bonser: And have you go at it in a triple threat match to see who gets to face the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions on the next show...
Crowd: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Bonser: But then it occurred to me that 4 of you don’t even have contracts to wrestle here!
Crowd: What??? BOOOOOOOO!!!
Bonser: We can sort that out in due course though... Therefore – the championships will NOT be defended on January 30... Instead the Maxon-Dixon Line will square off against Double Entendres in the first of a series of tag team showcase matches...
[Crowd murmurs their approval...]
Bonser: And the team that impresses me enough during those showcases are GUARANTEED a shot at the championships... Ricky – JRG... You guys will be in action at the Survival of the Fittest show at the end of March and it will be against one of these teams...
[With that Bonser turns on his heel and walks back through the curtain... The challenging teams look at each other and the Def BI Posse look down at the championship belts that they have retrieved from the floor as we go to commercial...]
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Get tough! Get Poop Cannon and say "don't" to the "doo"!
Poop Cannon is not to be used by children under 12 unless supervised by a responsible adult!
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TM: We’re back and we’re still reeling from those 3 surprises before the break...
JT: Three?
TM: The arrival of the Mason-Dixon Line...
JT: Yeah...
TM: The return of the O’Malley Brothers!
JT: And Neil Bonser’s announcement that the Extreme Tag Team Championships will be on the line at the Survival of the Fittest show...
TM: It’s been an interesting night so far... And it’s not over yet...
JT: Over to you, Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring; weighing in at 209lbs... The Great Kazama!!!
SJD: His opponent...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring followed by his wife, Val who is carrying the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion...
... RIC BEAUTY!!!
[Ric smiles and moves into his corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
The Great Kazama Vs Ric Beauty
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty executes a slingshot suplex on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty puts The Great Kazama in an abdominal stretch...
The Great Kazama grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty gets a side headlock on The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama misses with an elbow...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a backdrop...
The Great Kazama uses a flying bodypress on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
The Great Kazama complains about a slow count...
The Great Kazama goes for a ropeflip hiptoss, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but The Great Kazama counters it with a backslide...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a snap suplex...
The Great Kazama goes for a springboard legdrop, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
Ric Beauty goes for a back suplex, but The Great Kazama flips over...
The Great Kazama hits a bulldog on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a bulldog...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a flying splash...
The Great Kazama uses a cartwheel kick on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty uses a drop toe hold on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty uses a forearm smash on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for an armdrag, but The Great Kazama counters it with a spinning headscissors...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
The Great Kazama throws Ric Beauty out of the ring...
The Great Kazama rolls out under the bottom rope...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty shoves The Great Kazama into the guardrail...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Ric Beauty throws The Great Kazama into the ringpost...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty throws The Great Kazama into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Ric Beauty is busted wide open...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty climbs back into the ring...
The Great Kazama rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a snap suplex...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty uses a head and arm suplex on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty executes a German suplex on The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a drop toe hold...
Ric Beauty hits an armdrag on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty attempts to place The Great Kazama on the turnbuckle, but
The Great Kazama blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama punches Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops The Great Kazama...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty hits a double underhook suplex on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes, but The Great Kazama reverses it...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty hits a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty goes for a knifehand chop, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama goes for a backdrop, but Ric Beauty counters it with a sunset flip...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty goes for a knifehand chop, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama goes for a bulldog, but Ric Beauty counters it with a low blow...
Ric Beauty chops The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama kicks Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama punches Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a kick...
Ric Beauty hits a piledriver on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty hits an arm wringer on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty hits a gutwrench suplex on The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty executes a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty covers The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty uses a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty gets a figure-four leglock on The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama's shoulders are on the mat...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty lets go after 14 seconds...
Ric Beauty takes The Great Kazama down with a double underhook suplex...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty uses a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty catches The Great Kazama in an abdominal stretch...
The Great Kazama is valiantly trying to break the hold...
The Great Kazama inches his way towards the ropes after 16 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for an armdrag, but The Great Kazama reverses it...
The Great Kazama leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a dropkick...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
The Great Kazama runs shoulder-first into the corner...
The Great Kazama hits a ropeflip hiptoss on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama hits an enzuigiri on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama throws Ric Beauty out of the ring...
The Great Kazama jumps onto him with Asai moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
The Great Kazama throws Ric Beauty into the guardrail...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Val Beauty comes from behind and distracts The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty uses a drop toe hold on The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
Ric Beauty goes for the Beauty Bomb, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a piledriver, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
The Great Kazama climbs back into the ring...
Ric Beauty rolls back in under the bottom rope...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama uses a cartwheel kick on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama uses a rana on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
The Great Kazama complains about a slow count...
Ric Beauty executes an inside cradle on The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes, but The Great Kazama reverses it...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama nails Ric Beauty with a flying splash...
The Great Kazama executes a dropkick on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama nails Ric Beauty with a ropeflip hiptoss...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty misses with a kick...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
The Great Kazama executes a clothesline on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty hits a headlock takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty executes a head and arm suplex on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits The Great Kazama with a kick...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits a fireman's carry takedown on The Great Kazama...
Ric Beauty whips The Great Kazama into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a backdrop...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty with a flying splash...
A small "The Great Kazama" chant is being started...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Great Kazama counters it with a facerake...
The Great Kazama hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
The crowd is cheering on The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama takes Ric Beauty down with a cartwheel kick...
The Great Kazama runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
The Great Kazama goes for a bulldog, but Ric Beauty throws him off...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a snap suplex...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a drop toe hold...
Ric Beauty covers The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Ric Beauty takes The Great Kazama down with a knifehand chop...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but The Great Kazama counters it with a jawbreaker...
The crowd is really behind The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
The Great Kazama uses a bulldog on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama goes for a dropkick, but Ric Beauty side-steps and The Great Kazama crashes to the canvas...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty attempts to place The Great Kazama on the turnbuckle, but
The Great Kazama blocks it...
Ric Beauty chops The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama hits Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is really behind The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama chops Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama executes a side suplex on Ric Beauty...
The Great Kazama whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails The Great Kazama with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty covers The Great Kazama...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Ric Beauty puts The Great Kazama in a Boston crab...
The Great Kazama reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty executes the Beauty Bomb on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
TM: The IXWA faithful seem to like Beauty?
JT: Definitely! Before you know it he’ll have his own interview segment!!!
TM: Are you being sarcastic?
SJD: The winner of the match – Ric Beauty...
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Winner: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:13:39
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JT: Not at all... I think it’s a great idea... It should be called “The Beauty Spot”... Hahaha!
TM: Last commercial break now before the main event...
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March 27, 2015
The Thunderdome
Santa Barbara, California
Two men will square off in the finals of the
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST tournament
One of them will walk out as the brand new
IXWA EXTREME WARRIOR CHAMPION!
IXWA Survival of the Fittest 2015
Only on the Hyper Network
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TM: Well it’s time now for the main event of the evening as new Television Champion – Brian Styles defends his championship against one of the last men to be eliminated from the battle royal on the last edition of Beatdown...
JT: Yeah – Gionet really lucked out there didn’t he?
TM: What do you mean? Mike Gionet is a former IXWA Extreme Tag Team champion...
JT: Yeah – only because Caleb Foley carried him to it! Let’s get on with this, shall we... Styles is gonna annihilate Gionet... Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
[As Rise Against's "Satellite" begins with its power chords, the handsome young Mike Gionet sprints into view... He's got a blue and white color scheme going on - teal half tights, white boots, and his elbow and knee pads in a much darker navy blue to contrast with the tights... Gionet's obvious enthusiasm as he makes a quick entrance gets the crowd excited as well, Mike taking time to slap a couple of hands before he has to head down the ramp and dive under the bottom rope into the ring...]
SJD: From Hawthorne, California and weighing in at 196 pounds... Mike Gionet!!!
[He leaps to his feet, smiling, and runs to one of the corners, facing the entrance while he pumps his fists and mentally prepares...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time... He stops and looks down at his waist where he has the IXWA Television Championship taking pride of place...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!!!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and give a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out... Styles grabs the championship belt from around his waist and hands it to the referee - not once taking his eyes off of Mike Gionet...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
January 16, 2015
** Main Event **
IXWA Television Championship:
Mike Gionet Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mike Gionet whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles uses a running knee lift on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles executes a snap suplex on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles catches Mike Gionet in a rear chinlock...
Mike Gionet gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Mike Gionet blocks it...
Mike Gionet goes for an armdrag, but Brian Styles counters it with an armbar...
Mike Gionet gets ahold of the ropes after 7 seconds...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles nails Mike Gionet with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles whips Mike Gionet into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles goes for a knifehand chop, but Mike Gionet blocks it...
Mike Gionet attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Mike Gionet goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Brian Styles counters it with a Fujiwara armbar...
Mike Gionet is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Brian Styles lets go after 21 seconds...
Brian Styles catches Mike Gionet in an armbar...
Mike Gionet gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles uses a backdrop on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet with a series of mounted punches...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles uses the Running Forearm Smash on Mike Gionet...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles executes a dropkick on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles takes Mike Gionet down with a backdrop driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Mike Gionet blocks it...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a drop toe hold...
Mike Gionet goes for a DDT, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles places Mike Gionet on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Gionet hits a monkey flip on Brian Styles...
Mike Gionet whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Mike Gionet hits a flying forearm on Brian Styles...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Gionet uses a flying bodypress on Brian Styles...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Gionet goes for a knifehand chop, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles sets up Mike Gionet on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles executes a backbreaker on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles throws Mike Gionet out of the ring...
Mike Gionet hangs on to the top rope...
Mike Gionet clutches his legs around Brian Styles' head...
Mike Gionet pulls Brian Styles out of the ring...
Mike Gionet pulls himself back in...
Dana Riggelman counts: one, Brian Styles re-enters the ring...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a snap suplex...
Mike Gionet runs into the ropes...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Mike Gionet uses an enzuigiri on Brian Styles...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Mike Gionet...
Mike Gionet uses a knifehand chop on Brian Styles...
Mike Gionet uses an armdrag on Brian Styles...
Mike Gionet runs into the ropes...
Mike Gionet misses with a kick...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Mike Gionet uses a hiptoss on Brian Styles...
Mike Gionet whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet with a running clothesline...
Brian Styles executes a knee to midsection on Mike Gionet...
Brian Styles punches Mike Gionet...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits Mike Gionet...
Mike Gionet kicks Brian Styles...
A few fans are cheering on Mike Gionet...
Mike Gionet hits Brian Styles with a flying armdrag...
Mike Gionet runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles nails Mike Gionet with a backbreaker...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on Mike Gionet...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
TM: Styles proving why he is currently one of the top dogs in the IXWA...
JT: Agreed... Told you so...
SJD: The winner of the match and still IXWA Television Champion – "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
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Winner: "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
Time of match: 0:06:48
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TM: That’s all we have time for on this edition of Beatdown... We’ll be back again on January 30th from the Leavey Center in Santa Clara...
[Up in the ring – Styles is walking around the ring holding his championship belt up high above his head...]
TM: The Reign of Pandemonium continues its journey in the IXWA...
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