IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 10, 2015
Kaiser Convention Center, Oakland, CALIFOrnIA
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Anthony O’Malley floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Kaiser Convention Center here in Oakland... We’re coming off the Survival of the Fittest supercard where almost all of the championships here in the
IXWA changed hands...
JT: We have a brand new IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion in Roman Anderson; a new set of IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions in the Mason-Dixon Line, a new IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion in Olivia Ogilvie and a new IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion in Charlie Kline...
TM: This now means that we have two guys running around with Survival of the Fittest championship opportunities as Ric Beauty’s from last year is still valid until May 9...
JT: Indeed... The only championship that didn’t change hands was the IXWA Television Championship – which is still I the hands of Archibald Smythe... And as a result of him retaining the championship at the supercard – Mike Gionet is no longer employed by the IXWA...
TM: Shame...
JT: Really?
TM: No!
[“Spybreak” by the Propellorheads hits and the new and greatest IXWA Champion walks out, Roman Anderson surveys the crowd and then smirks his way to the ring... He climbs in slowly and makes his way to the center of the ring... He lifts the IXWA Extreme Warrior title above his head... Another smirk and then he places the title at his feet...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: [looking down at the title belt...] There it is - the IXWA Extreme Warrior title... It is what I came here for, and it is what I have... Are you surprised IXWA?
[He looks over the fans as they voice their answer to the question...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: I was surprised…at how easy it was to win it! I had no problems in the tournament and then in the final I beat the shell of a man that was once Anthony O’Malley... Kid Lightning, I thought you would put up more of a fight... You are a shadow of the man I once knew, but that is life... Some of us get better, and some don’t... Anthony O’Malley, you shouldn’t even show your face here tonight... You should run back to the stone you and that loser brother of yours crawled out from under and stay there... Clearly boys, your time has passed...
[Anderson picks up the title and gazes at it...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: So, moving forward... I am already the greatest champion in the history of IXWA just by being me, but I am going to show it each and every week by doing what I do - winning... Bring on Cline, or Hawke or Beauty... There is no one I will run from!
[AC/DC’s “Heatseeker” begins blaring throughout the arena as “Kid Lightning” himself walks down the aisle... Anthony’s wearing his trademarked “Ride the Lightning” T-Shirt, a pair of knee length blue jean shorts, tennis shoes and a backwards NY Mets baseball cap... As the fans are screaming for Anthony, he climbs into the ring and begins slowly pacing back and forth in front of the Extreme Warrior champion... When the cheers start to die down, Anthony puts the mic up to his lips with the slightest hint of a chuckle...]
AO: Roman, I wish I had some sort of explanation for what happened at Survival of the Fittest... I really do... I wish I could blame it on a hidden injury... I wish I could blame it on a batch of laxative-infused brownies... I wish I could blame it on the terrible food we had in catering backstage... I wish I could blame it on Georgia State upsetting Baylor in the second round of the NCAA Tournament... Heck, I wish I could channel my inner Milli Vanilli and “Blame It on the Rain” but Roman, you not only beat me - but you whipped me fair and square and dang it Oakland, I’m ashamed to admit that Roman Anderson’s the better man...
[Roman smiles and emphatically nods his head while looking throughout the crowd, clutching his Extreme Warrior title with pride... Anthony slightly lowers his head while raising his left index finger in the air...]
AO: At least for one night, anyways... Yes, the IXWA record books will forever show that on that one night, Roman Anderson indeed was better than Anthony O’Malley - but that does not mean that Roman Anderson will ALWAYS be better than Anthony O’Malley... Whether you care to admit anything or not Roman, even you have to admit that something wasn’t right... Maybe I took you for granted after not seeing you for a few years... Maybe you improved a lot since the last time we tangoed... Whatever you choose to chalk it up to, it simply wasn’t my night... But even you have to stop and ask yourself, “Did I really earn this title? Or did Anthony just let me have it?”
[The atmosphere suddenly thickens with suspense as Roman gives Anthony a confused look...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: "You" can let me have anything...
AO: Is that what you really think? I don’t think it is... I think deep down inside, you have some serious questions about that night, if not simply about yourself... I mean really - did you honestly think I would climb in a ring with you with a title on the line and let you mop the floor with me 15 to 0???? You know me well enough Roman to know that I don’t lay down for anybody, especially in a title match... You really need to ask yourself, “Did Anthony really give me everything he had to offer?”
ROMAN ANDERSON: Maybe I am just the better man...
[The crowd begins to boo the champ as Roman clutches his title with an even firmer grasp... Anthony glares a hole through him, as those comments got Anthony’s attention... Anthony looks up at the crowd for a moment and slowly nods his head...]
AO: Well, there’s only one way to find out if the answers to those questions are truly yes or no... In two weeks... You... Me... For that!
[The crowd pops in agreement as Anthony points at Roman’s title... A look of anger quickly grows on Roman’s face...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: Are you crazy!? Hanging around with that wing nut brother has ruined you Anthony... We had our match, and like it or not you lost... Why in the name of ME would I give you another chance? Look close at me, and hear me Anthony O'Malley... The answer is--
[“O Fortuna” hits and The 24 Hour Man Ric Beauty walks out from behind the curtain... Ric smiles at the crowd and walks to the ring... With the spectre of the title shot cash in heavy in the air Ric walks up between the two men...]
RIC BEAUTY: Isn't this nice, it's like a little reunion... But boys, nostalgia always make me throw up in my mouth a little...
[Ric clears his throat...]
RIC BEAUTY: You both know that May 9 is coming quick... I have until then to cash in my title shot... So I better get to it and make a choice...
[Ric looks right at Roman Anderson...]
RIC BEAUTY: Shouldn't I Roman? Make a choice on which title I should win...
[Romans eyes tighten, but then he smiles...]
RIC BEAUTY: But not just right now...
[Ric then turns, and stands BESIDE Roman Anderson... Anthony O'Malley is a little stunned...]
RIC BEAUTY: Anthony, you and I have a long history... But kid, you need to put your tail between your legs and go to the locker room... Right now this ring is for the big dogs, and that is Ric and Roman!
ROMAN ANDERSON: Roman and Ric...
RIC BEAUTY: Whatever... Anthony you had your shot and you blew it... You blew it! Just like every shot you and that half wit brother of yours ever had! Chance after chance to take the center stage and each and every time you guys blew it... And how do I know? Because I have been watching you two losers for the past ten years... TEN YEARS! And still you are whining about getting another chance! And where is Marcus? Is he even here? Hiding the back someplace, begging Charlie Kline for some cash for a drink after the show?
[“Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett starts blaring through the arena as Marcus O’Malley, minus Jessica, makes his way to the ring... Marcus is decked out in his wrestling gear for the O’Malleys tag match later on in the evening... He climbs in the ring and stands next to his little brother, mic in hand...]
MO: I’m sor’y, Ric... I couldn’t ov’rhear what ye had ta say a-boot me... Mind repeatin’ that a-gain?
RIC BEAUTY: Not a problem – you----
MO: Shut ye pie’ole, Ric... Ye see, that’s why I can’t stand ye... It’s ye mouth... Always runnin’ an’ flappin’ ye gums when ye shouldn’t... Ye want ta know why I turned on ye at Surviv’l o’ tha Fitt’st? Cause yer a-boot as annoyin’ as a bloody cheese grat’r on a bla’kboard... Bons’r says ye have only three more dates that ye can cash in yer titl’ shot? Well I’m tellin’ ye right now as God is me wit’ess, I’m gon’make it very hard for ye ta cash that suck’r in... Cause when ye start thinkin’ a-boot it, that’s when I’m a gon’show up ta knock ye back down ta real’ty - on ye arse!!
[The crowd pops in roaring approval for Marcus’s vow...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: Marcus! This man is the reason you still can find a job in this business... Without Ric Beauty where would you be?
MO: Oh shut up, ye blow’ole! Here ye are, an’ Extreme Warr’or champ’on an’ yer refusin’ ta give a rightful chall’nger another shot?? Like ye have room ta talk... Rom’n, yer not a Warr’or... Yer not a Champ’on... Ye ain’t got any stones in tha ol’ coin purse... Yer nothin’ more than a bloody cow’rd!
[The crowd pops again in roaring approval as the fans begin a chant...]
CROWD: BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
ROMAN ANDERSON: Shut up! Shut up! Look at this [points to the title]!
RIC BEAUTY: Why is it that you people have no respect for a man who does what he says? Roman Anderson is your champion and you people need to sit down, shut up and respect that! And you Marcus... It's always a cheap shot with you... Insults, but no action... That can be your new catch phrase!
[Marcus slowly nods and looks at his brother...]
MO: Wow... Nev’r thought I’d say this Ric but ye actu’lly have a point there... All this pissin’ an’ moanin’ ain’t gettin’ an'body an'where... So I make this prop’sit’on... Our next big event is Quest For Tha Best in June...
[Marcus points at Roman...]
MO: Ye an’ Ric against me an’ Anth’ny?
ROMAN ANDERSON: A tag match... Roman and Ric against the O'Malleys!? It isn't even worth the air I just used to say it, much less make it happen!
[Marcus chuckles and nods his head...]
MO: See, I thought that might be yer reply... So let’s sweet’n tha off’r, shall we? How a-boot we all throw our chips in tha middl’ an’ raise tha stakes?
[Marcus pauses briefly as Roman and Ric look on...]
MO: Me an’ Anth’ny against that two o’ ye... If Anth’ny an’ I win, whichev’r one o’ us pins eith’r one o’ ye, we get a guaranteed titl’ shot against either ye Rom’n or against ye Ric, if somehow by tha grace o’ God ye manage ta evade me long’nuff ta cash in an’ win tha TV Titl’ - but if tha two o’ ye win, then Anth’ny an’ I are banned fer life from tha IXWA - an’ ye can forev’r say that ye was tha ones who won tha war an’ rid this comp’ny o’ tha O’Malleys...
[Marcus just looks at them and grins...]
MO: Feel free ta take time ta discuss it amongst ye selves... But I can assure ye that by tha end o’ t’night, we will get a response from ye - one way or ‘noth’r...
ROMAN ANDERSON: [looking at Ric] Banned from IXWA if you lose?
[Anthony and Marcus nod...]
[Ric whispers something to Roman Anderson, and without saying another word both men climb out of the ring... The crowd cheers The O'Malley brothers!]
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TM: We're back and we're ready for our opening match...
JT: It features one of the new talent that Neil Bonser has signed... Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first; already in the ring... Hailing from San Diego, CA and weighing in at 210 pounds... Rey Phantasmo
[Phantasmo just kinda stands in the ring, waiting...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air as the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
Rey Phantasmo Vs
"The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with a hiptoss...
Akira Razor executes a headlock takedown on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor goes for a hiptoss, but Rey Phantasmo counters it with a cradle suplex...
Rey Phantasmo executes a Russian legsweep on Akira Razor...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo goes for the Phantasmo Press, but Akira Razor counters it with a knee pull-up...
Akira Razor kicks Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo punches Akira Razor...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo kicks Akira Razor...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo nails Akira Razor with a Tombstone...
Rey Phantasmo is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Rey Phantasmo uses a senton on Akira Razor...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo uses a fallaway slam on Akira Razor...
Rey Phantasmo takes Akira Razor down with a faceslam...
Rey Phantasmo hits Akira Razor with an Asai moonsault bodyblock...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo hits a spin kick on Akira Razor...
Rey Phantasmo further incites the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo hits Akira Razor with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with a shoulderblock...
Akira Razor uses a German suplex on Rey Phantasmo...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Akira Razor executes a handspring elbow on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor misses with a shoulderblock...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a bodyslam, but Akira Razor counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor executes a handspring elbow on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor goes for a European uppercut, but Rey Phantasmo blocks it...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a fisherman suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor executes a running powerbomb on Rey Phantasmo...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with an elbow...
Akira Razor takes Rey Phantasmo down with a kneebreaker...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with a hiptoss...
Akira Razor goes for an arm wringer, but Rey Phantasmo reverses it...
Rey Phantasmo whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo misses with a kick...
Akira Razor misses with a shoulderblock...
Rey Phantasmo hits Akira Razor with a backdrop...
Rey Phantasmo covers Akira Razor...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Rey Phantasmo takes Akira Razor down with a flying hip attack...
Rey Phantasmo whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor gets an abdominal stretch on Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Rey Phantasmo is inching his way towards the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo gets ahold of the ropes after 15 seconds...
Akira Razor uses a drop toe hold on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Rey Phantasmo blocks it...
Rey Phantasmo hits a rana on Akira Razor...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo hits a snap suplex on Akira Razor...
Rey Phantasmo further incites the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo nails Akira Razor with a dropkick...
Rey Phantasmo hits Akira Razor with a reverse flying elbowdrop...
Rey Phantasmo is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Rey Phantasmo takes Akira Razor down with a DDT...
Rey Phantasmo further incites the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo nails Akira Razor with a Tombstone...
Rey Phantasmo runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with an elbow...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
SJD: The winner of the match - Akira Raaaaaazooooooooorrrrrrr!
TM: This Razor is a talented guy...
JT: He is... But he doesn't seem to be reaching his potential here in the IXWA... Everytime he has a chance to impress--
TM: He bottles it!
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Winner: "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
Time of match: 0:05:29
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TM: Up next we have the former tag team champions in action...
JT: Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... At a total combined weight of 480 pounds... From Hollywood, CA and weighing in at 250 pounds... "Golden" Gary Glam... His partner... From San Francisco, CA and weighing in at 230 pounds... Roni Tupa...
[Glam & Tupa appear indifferent to the crowd ad are discussing strategy...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
SJD: From West A Street, Haywood CA and weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds... Ricky J... JRG... THE DEF B I POSSE...
JT: Let's get this one underway...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
"Golden" Gary Glam & Roni Tupa
Vs The Def BI Posse
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Roni Tupa goes for a punch, but JRG blocks it...
JRG whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
JRG takes Roni Tupa down with a swinging neckbreaker...
JRG uses a kneelift on Roni Tupa...
JRG throws Roni Tupa out of the ring...
JRG goes for a flying axhandle, but Roni Tupa moves out of the way...
JRG is out cold...
Roni Tupa is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Roni Tupa acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Roni Tupa shoves JRG into the guardrail...
Roni Tupa nails JRG with a clothesline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Roni Tupa knocks JRG into the ringpost...
Roni Tupa acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Roni Tupa shoves JRG into the guardrail...
Roni Tupa hits JRG with a legdrop...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Roni Tupa works the crowd...
Roni Tupa acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Roni Tupa works the crowd...
Roni Tupa is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Roni Tupa shoves JRG into the guardrail...
Roni Tupa hits JRG with a punch...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Roni Tupa re-enters the ring...
JRG climbs back into the ring...
Roni Tupa tags out to Gary Glam...
Gary Glam and Roni Tupa hit JRG with a double snap suplex...
Roni Tupa leaves the ring...
Gary Glam runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Gary Glam with a shoulderblock...
JRG hits Gary Glam with a choke slam...
JRG tags out to Ricky J...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
Gary Glam goes for an armbar submission, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J goes for a roundhouse kick, but Gary Glam blocks it...
Gary Glam uses a bodyslam on Ricky J...
Gary Glam goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Ricky J counters it with a side suplex...
Ricky J nails Gary Glam with a spin kick...
Ricky J kicks Gary Glam...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Ricky J chops Gary Glam...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Ricky J nails Gary Glam with a flying clothesline...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Ricky J hits Gary Glam with a moonsault bodyblock...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ricky J runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Ricky J hits Gary Glam with a flying spinning leg lariat...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Ricky J attempts to place Gary Glam on the turnbuckle, but Gary Glam blocks it...
Ricky J hits a Huracanrana on Gary Glam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
Gary Glam misses with a clothesline...
Ricky J misses with a clothesline...
Ricky J misses with a clothesline...
Gary Glam hits Ricky J with a kick...
Gary Glam tags out to Roni Tupa...
JRG enters the ring and throws Gary Glam out of the ring...
JRG nails Roni Tupa with a big boot...
JRG leaves the ring...
Ricky J whips Roni Tupa into the ropes...
Ricky J misses with a kick...
Roni Tupa hits Ricky J with a clothesline...
Roni Tupa works the crowd...
Roni Tupa is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Roni Tupa whips Ricky J into the ropes...
Ricky J nails Roni Tupa with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ricky J goes for a Huracanrana, but Roni Tupa counters it with a tiger driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roni Tupa seemingly enjoys the boos...
Roni Tupa nails Ricky J with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker...
Roni Tupa is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roni Tupa runs into the ropes...
Roni Tupa nails Ricky J with a lariat...
Roni Tupa takes Ricky J down with a low blow...
Roni Tupa hits a snapmare on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa hits a chop on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa uses a Huracanrana on Ricky J...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roni Tupa goes for a series of stomps, but Ricky J rolls out of the way...
Ricky J goes for a flying forearm, but Roni Tupa ducks out of the way...
Roni Tupa runs into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Roni Tupa with a shoulderblock...
Ricky J uses a flying reverse neckbreaker on Roni Tupa...
Ricky J nails Roni Tupa with a somersault legdrop...
Ricky J whips Roni Tupa into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Roni Tupa with an elbow...
Ricky J whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa hits Ricky J with a chop...
Roni Tupa hits a snap suplex on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa goes for a legdrop, but Ricky J rolls out of the way...
Ricky J goes for a springboard moonsault, but Roni Tupa rolls out of the way...
Roni Tupa hits a reverse neckbreaker on Ricky J...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Roni Tupa...
Roni Tupa nails Ricky J with a senton...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roni Tupa hits a low blow on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa executes a punch on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa hits a series of punches on Ricky J...
Gary Glam enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Gary Glam hits a butt-bump on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Ricky J flips over...
Gary Glam leaves the ring...
Ricky J hits Roni Tupa with a spinning back suplex...
Ricky J tags out to JRG...
Ricky J executes a roundhouse kick on Roni Tupa...
A portion of the crowd is booing Ricky J...
JRG puts Roni Tupa in a full nelson...
Roni Tupa manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Gary Glam enters the ring, but gets cut off...
JRG and Ricky J whip Roni Tupa into the ropes...
They hit Roni Tupa with a double elbowsmash...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
JRG sends Roni Tupa into the turnbuckle...
JRG charges in with an avalanche in the corner, but Roni Tupa lifts his leg...
Roni Tupa hits a clothesline on JRG...
Roni Tupa is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roni Tupa takes JRG down with a snapmare...
Roni Tupa goes for a senton, but JRG rolls out of the way...
JRG executes the Chalkline on Roni Tupa...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
A portion of the crowd is booing JRG...
SJD: The winners of the match - the Def B I Posse...
JT: Posse appear to be back on form after losing the belts... It will be a long road back to them though...
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Winners: The Def B I Posse
Time of match: 0:08:16
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TM: Let's take a quick commercial break...
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[Scene opens inside the ring at the Kaiser Convention center... The house lights are up and Mandy McGraff waits in the ring...]
MM: Tonight I have the GOLDEN opportunity to interview the newly crowned IXWA Survival of The Fittest Champion…
[Crowd mixed reaction...]
MM: Ladies and Gentlemen “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline!
["Rock Superstar" by Cyprus Hill starts to play... The camera cuts to the ramp but Kline is not seen... After a few seconds the music cuts and a heated discussion is heard... A few moments later an IXWA ring hand runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope... He walks up to McGraff and whispers in her ear...]
MM: Oh you got to be kidding me!
[The ring hand shakes his head and points to the back shaking his head... He then exits the ring...]
MM: FINE! Ladies and Gentlemen... May I introduce to the IXWA Power Couple, IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline and his CFO “Chief Fine One” the “Golden
Goddess” Gina Gordon!
["Rock Superstar" blares again... This time Kline steps out wearing a finely tailored, black Armani Suit and sunglasses... The Golden Survival of the Fittest Title slung over his right shoulder... He reaches his hand back and leads Gina Gordon out of the back... She is wearing a very tight golden dress and high heels... Upon taking his hand she spins, wrapping herself up in his arm... Her back is against his chest... She seductively slides her hand up Kline’s torso up over his chest, to his shoulder... She removes the Title from Kline’s Arm, cocks her head back and kisses Kline... She the walks forward leading him down the ring, title held over her head... Upon reaching the ring Kline sits and holds open the second and top rope so she can step in first... Kline has a surprising mixed reaction from the crowd...]
MM: [Sarcastically] Was that to your satisfaction Mr. Kline?
[Kline smiles a wolfish grin...]
CK: Mandy, that introduction came from me and as you can see, from the gold in my bank account... To the gold on my arm, to the gold she is holding in those damn fine arms of hers… Well I feel like King Midas... Everything I touch turns to Gold, including that introduction...
[Mixed again...]
MM: Well I guess I should start by congratulating you on winning the Survival of the Fittest Battle Royal…
GG: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa there horse face! You GUESS you should start by Congratulating him? In case you forgot, you are addressing the SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST CHAMPION! You want to try that again before I smack the taste right out of your mouth?!?
CK: Thank you babe! [Glances at Mandy] What can I say? She’s crazy about me...
MM: [Sighs] Congratulations on wining the Survival of the Fittest Battle Royal...
CK: Why thank you Mandy... It’s great going into a match a longshot and coming out shocking the world!
[Mixed Reaction...]
MM: It seems your victory and effort may have earned you some respect with the IXWA fans…
GG: [Starts to walk up to Mandy with a huff] May have?!?!
[Kline stops her...]
CK: It just goes to show the oldest adage in the book, everyone loves a winner!
[Mixed again...]
MM: Charlie tonight you have a chance to win a Second Title, the IXWA Television Championship... Any thoughts on the current champ Archibald Smythe...
[Kline smirks and nods...]
CK: Archie! I am sorry it has to go down like this... I think in another time, a different circumstance, we may have become fast friends... Still there is no healing when a man comes up and beats you for something you feel belongs to you... You’re a heck of champion Arch! Being an IXWA Original I have nothing but a deep rooted respect for you... Make no mistake about it though A.S. Tonight the Television Championship is coming home with Gina and I...
MM: Now you mentioned being an IXWA guy... Is that part of the reason you attacked Roman Anderson last week?
[His smirk snaps to a sneer... Gordon steps in and massages her man’s shoulders...]
GG: Calm down babe... You knew this would come up...
CK: You better believe it was a part of the decision... I am so sick of these CWF guys coming down here willy nilly and act they own this place! Like they belong... Now one of them even holds our Highest Title... It makes me SICK Mandy... It literally turns my stomach... These titles belong to the IXWA... When someone else comes in from another fed and claims them, it tarnishes them... It tarnishes IXWA... It in turn tarnishes me... As we all now Gold doesn’t tarnish, it shines... So yes, his attitude towards this fed definitely had something to do with the attack...
MM: Aren’t you worried about retaliation?
[Gordon and Kline look at each other... They look worried and take a moment to see if the coast is clear... They then start to laugh…...]
GG: Him? Worry?
CK: [Through laughter] Not at all Mandy... You see Roman Anderson may be a lot of things but stupid is not one of them... He knows I have the Golden Ticket... He knows if anything should happen to me... If he should harm one beautifully styled hair on top of my head... I will take the golden ticket and cash it in on his sorry [Bleeped @$$...]... I won’t do it when he is fresh... I will wait until he is beaten, broken and in a heap... Then I will step out of the shadows and rescue the Extreme Warrior Title for the IXWA faithful... So Roman you come after me, you step towards me, you even look in my direction and trust me... It will be the beginning of the end for you... Now if you excuse me, I have an IXWA Television Championship to go win!
[Scene cuts to ringside...]
TM: Well - I'm confused... To the best of my knowledge, Roman Anderson never wrestled in the CWF...
JT: Agreed... Maybe Charle Kline is too young to remember the Vegas Xtreme Wrestling era that provided us with not only Anderson but also Ric Beauty and the O'Malley Brothers...
TM: True... Anyway... Time for the next match... Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... Fighting out of Hollywood, CA and weighing in at 250 pounds... "The Horror Show" Max Crash
[Crash stands motionless in the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks in over the PA system and the fans look towards the entrance way as Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw makes his way through the curtain...]
SJD: From Tampa, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds...
[Crenshaw stands for a moment, looking at the crowd menacingly, before slowly walking towards the ring... As he reaches the ringside area, he squats down at the ring steps, touches the bottom step with both hands, and then proceeds to get into the ring... At this point he strides over to Seth Bronwen and stands in his line of sight...]
SJD: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
"The Horror Show" Max Crash
Vs Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Max Crash takes Judd Crenshaw down with a lariat...
Max Crash seemingly enjoys the boos...
Max Crash executes a power bomb on Judd Crenshaw...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash works the crowd...
Max Crash seemingly enjoys the boos...
Max Crash nails Judd Crenshaw with a series of punches...
Max Crash is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Max Crash goes for a backdrop, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a sunset flip...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw uses a German suplex on Max Crash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw hits a series of mounted punches on Max Crash...
Judd Crenshaw whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with a clothesline...
Max Crash works the crowd...
Max Crash seemingly enjoys the boos...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with an Uranage...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with a clothesline...
Max Crash executes an Uranage on Judd Crenshaw...
Max Crash slides out of the ring...
He returns with a baseball bat...
Max Crash hits him with the baseball bat...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with a series of punches...
Max Crash hits a vertical suplex on Judd Crenshaw...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Max Crash...
Max Crash chokes him with a baseball bat...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with a clothesline...
Max Crash throws Judd Crenshaw into the turnbuckle...
Max Crash goes for a clothesline, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a crucifix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw nails Max Crash with a kneelift...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a vertical suplex, but Max Crash reverses it...
Max Crash whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw misses with a shoulderblock...
Max Crash misses with a clothesline...
Max Crash misses with an elbow...
Judd Crenshaw hits Max Crash with a clothesline...
Judd Crenshaw locks Max Crash in a triangle choke...
Max Crash inches his way towards the ropes after 8 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a backbreaker, but Max Crash counters it with a facerake...
Max Crash nails Judd Crenshaw with a snap suplex...
Max Crash takes Judd Crenshaw down with a snap suplex...
Max Crash places Judd Crenshaw on the turnbuckle...
Max Crash uses a top-rope huracanrana on Judd Crenshaw...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Max Crash whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw hits Max Crash with a shoulderblock...
Judd Crenshaw gets a Fujiwara armbar on Max Crash...
Max Crash manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw executes the Death Grip on Max Crash...
Max Crash summons one last burst of energy...
Dana Riggelman asks Max Crash if he's still there...
Max Crash doesn't respond...
Dana Riggelman stops the fight after 17 seconds...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
SJD: The winner of the match - Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw!
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Winner: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
Time of match: 0:04:09
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TM: Solid win there for Crenshaw...
JT: I have high hopes for this guy...
TM: Up next we have the IXWA Television Championship match...
JT: Will Kline walk out with 2 lots of gold? Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows after him with the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship held in her arms...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion...
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
IXWA Television Championship:
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline Vs
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a dropkick against the turnbuckle...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline goes for a cradle piledriver, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a dropkick to the knee...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with a spinning back suplex...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a figure-four leglock, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe executes a double ax handle chop on Charlie Kline...
Archibald Smythe whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Charlie Kline uses a handspring moonsault on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a kick...
Archibald Smythe climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline nails him in the stomach...
Archibald Smythe falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline hits a superplex on Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a spinning heel kick on Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe comes back and rocks Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon trips Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman threatens Charlie Kline with disqualification...
Dana Riggelman warns "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon...
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline executes a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a frog splash, but Archibald Smythe gets his knees up...
Archibald Smythe catches Charlie Kline in a sleeperhold...
Charlie Kline is struggling to reach the ropes...
Charlie Kline manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a piledriver...
Archibald Smythe hits a gutwrench suplex on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe goes for a shoulderblock, but Charlie Kline counters it with a running elbow smash...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Charlie Kline executes a chop on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline uses a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a spinning heel kick...
Charlie Kline executes a standing moonsault on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a fisherman buster on Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline goes for a springboard moonsault, but Archibald Smythe rolls out of the way...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a double ax handle chop...
Archibald Smythe catches Charlie Kline in a leg grapevine...
Charlie Kline is struggling to reach the ropes...
Charlie Kline inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Archibald Smythe executes a half nelson suplex on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe hits a swinging neckbreaker on Charlie Kline...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but Charlie Kline counters it with a sunset flip...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a chop on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with an elbow...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Charlie Kline executes a handspring moonsault on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a jawbreaker...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a slingshot suplex...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a half nelson suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline executes a flying spinning leg lariat on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a spinning back suplex...
Charlie Kline further incites the crowd...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline throws Archibald Smythe out of the ring...
Charlie Kline goes through the ropes...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline throws Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a fisherman buster...
Charlie Kline sets up a table...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline tries to drive Archibald Smythe through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe uses a double ax handle chop on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a gutwrench suplex...
Archibald Smythe throws Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
Archibald Smythe hits a European uppercut on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Charlie Kline grabs a chair...
Charlie Kline takes a running start and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with a flying spinning leg lariat...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline tries to drive Archibald Smythe through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way...
The table is broken in half...
A few fans are cheering on Archibald Smythe...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline hits a backdrop driver on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Charlie Kline hits a spinning heel kick on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with an elbow drop...
Charlie Kline gets back into the ring...
[“O Fortuna” hits and The 24 Hour Man Ric Beauty walks out from behind the curtain... Ric smiles at the crowd and walks to the ring... Moments later Neil Bonser walks out behind him and
follows him to the ringside area... Dana Riggelman looks confused but not nearly as much as Smythe & Kline do... Bonser walks over to Joey Diamond and takes a microphone from him...]
Bonser: Thanks Jack!
[Diamond just kinda shakes his head and sits down again...]
Bonser: We're going to stop this match right there...
[Smythe slides back into the ring...]
Bonser: This man right here, Ric Beauty, has informed me that he plans on cashing his Survival of the Fittest opportunity for the IXWA Television Championship... And he is doing it RIGHT NOW!
[Beauty slides into the ring and scrambles to his feet...]
Bonser: And just to put an extra twist on things - this match is now an elimination match... Ring the bell...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
IXWA Television Championship - triangle elimination match:
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline Vs
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
"The 24 Hour Man" Ric Beauty
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a gutwrench suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty goes for an arm wringer, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Charlie Kline hits a chop on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a spin kick...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline hits a standing moonsault on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a moonsault, but Ric Beauty gets his knees up...
Ric Beauty gets a side headlock on Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd erupts...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The crowd erupts...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty catches Charlie Kline in an abdominal stretch...
Charlie Kline is struggling to reach the ropes...
Charlie Kline grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a forearm smash, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a spin kick...
(Charlie Kline and Archibald Smythe are going at it...)
Charlie Kline places Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with tree of woe dropkick...
Charlie Kline goes for a Huracanrana, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a jumping bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe goes for a series of stomps, but Charlie Kline rolls out of the way...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a cartwheel splash...
Charlie Kline goes for a springboard moonsault, but Archibald Smythe rolls out of the way...
Archibald Smythe executes a shoulderblock on Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning heel kick, but Archibald Smythe ducks out of the way...
Archibald Smythe sends Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Archibald Smythe hits a head and arm suplex on Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a piledriver...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
(Ric Beauty and Charlie Kline are going at it...)
Ric Beauty goes for an abdominal stretch, but Charlie Kline counters it with an elbowsmash...
Charlie Kline places Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline uses tree of woe dropkick on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a backbreaker...
Charlie Kline uses a frog splash on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for an elbow drop, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a flying reverse neckbreaker...
Charlie Kline hits a frog splash on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty nails him in the stomach...
Charlie Kline falls onto the top turnbuckle...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a belly-to-back superplex...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Ric Beauty and Charlie Kline get hit with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Charlie Kline counters it with a backslide...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline uses spinning headscissors on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a backbreaker...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a belly-to-belly suplex...
The crowd is giving Ric Beauty a standing ovation...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a kick...
Ric Beauty locks Charlie Kline in a side headlock...
Charlie Kline tries to escape the hold...
Charlie Kline is struggling to reach the ropes...
Charlie Kline is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Charlie Kline makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Ric Beauty uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a head and arm suplex...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty and Charlie Kline get hit with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty executes a back suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a dropkick...
Ric Beauty goes for a double underhook suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Charlie Kline hits an elbow drop on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a slingshot suplex...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a side headlock, but Charlie Kline throws him off...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a dropkick to the knee...
Charlie Kline hits spinning headscissors on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a roundhouse kick...
Charlie Kline executes a flip piledriver on Ric Beauty...
(Charlie Kline and Archibald Smythe are going at it...)
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline further incites the crowd...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a moonsault bodyblock on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline puts Archibald Smythe in a figure-four leglock...
Archibald Smythe's shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe's shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe's shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty makes the save...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline complains about a slow count...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a dropsault...
Charlie Kline goes for a DDT, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline falls out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe rolls out under the bottom rope...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline uses a flying huracanrana on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe is starting to bleed...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Charlie Kline hits a chop on Archibald Smythe...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a vertical suplex...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a double underhook suplex...
Charlie Kline is busted wide open...
Archibald Smythe nails Charlie Kline with a drop toe hold...
Archibald Smythe uses a European uppercut on Charlie Kline...
Archibald Smythe shoves Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a kneebreaker...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe hits a snap suplex on Charlie Kline...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Charlie Kline uses a backbreaker on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline throws Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline goes for a clothesline, but Archibald Smythe ducks out of the way...
Archibald Smythe shoves Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with an enzuigiri...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline knocks Archibald Smythe into the ringpost...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline sets up a table...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline tries to drive Archibald Smythe through the table with a moonsault, but he moves out of the way...
The table didn't break...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline uses a chop on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline executes a somersault legdrop through the table...
The table didn't break...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline tries to drive Archibald Smythe through the table with a somersault legdrop, but he moves out of the way...
The table is broken in half...
There are lots of chants for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe throws Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but Charlie Kline counters it with a sunset flip...
Charlie Kline throws Archibald Smythe back into the ring...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Charlie Kline uses a sidewalk slam on Archibald Smythe...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with an atomic drop...
(Charlie Kline and Ric Beauty are going at it...)
Charlie Kline uses an atomic drop on Ric Beauty...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a DDT...
The crowd is vociferously booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline goes for a release German suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with an elbowsmash...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
The crowd is giving Ric Beauty a standing ovation...
Ric Beauty goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline uses a Huracanrana on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning heel kick, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a kick...
Ric Beauty executes the Beauty Bomb on Charlie Kline...
The crowd erupts...
Ric Beauty goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon distracts Dana Riggelman...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown but Charlie Kline pulls Dana Riggelman in the way!
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
Charlie Kline uses a backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline throws Dana Riggelman over the top rope...
Dana Riggelman is out cold...
Dana Riggelman crawls back into the ring...
Dana Riggelman slowly gets up...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a dropkick...
(Archibald Smythe and Charlie Kline are going at it...)
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a slingshot suplex...
Archibald Smythe goes for a hiptoss, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe goes for a camel clutch, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a release German suplex...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Archibald Smythe has been eliminated...
TM: Oh man! We're going to have a new champion tonight!
JT: One of the men in the ring - standing face to face and breathing heavily will be the new IXWA Television Champion...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
(Charlie Kline and Ric Beauty are going at it...)
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a snap suplex...
Ric Beauty uses a double leg takedown on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty goes for a leg grapevine, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a flying huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline uses a chop on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a dropkick to the knee...
Charlie Kline executes a clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with an elbow drop...
Charlie Kline hits a backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning back suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with a bulldog...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty sends Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty charges into the corner...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline falls out of the ring...
Ric Beauty jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty shoves Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty goes for a forearm smash, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline throws Ric Beauty into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline throws Ric Beauty back into the ring...
Charlie Kline brings the table into the ring...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a backdrop driver, but Ric Beauty counters it with a go-behind...
Ric Beauty hits a head and arm suplex on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits a fisherman buster on Ric Beauty...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Charlie Kline sets up Ric Beauty on the table...
Charlie Kline executes a backdrop driver through the table...
The table is broken in half...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Charlie Kline climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty nails him in the stomach...
Charlie Kline falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a belly-to-back superplex...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Charlie Kline has been eliminated...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW IXWA Television Champion -- Riiiiiiiiiic Beauuuuuuuuuuuty!
[With Kline down in the ring being tended to and Beauty also barely moving as Dana Riggelman drapes the IXWA Television Championship over his body...]
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:10:08
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TM: Beauty has made good on his word from earlier tonight and is the new Champion!
JT: Well - I never saw that coming! And he'll still be in action later on tonight...
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TM: What an amazing night so far and there is still more to come...
JT: Let's get right on with it then... Over to you, Ja-- er, Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring and accompanied by Veronica... Fighting out of Beverly Hills, California and weighing in at 245 pounds... "Dynamite" Derrick North...
[North and his associate Veronica look a little concerned as they know who North is set to face...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach thunderously blasts throughout the arena as the lights are cut off... A white spotlight shines onto a 6 foot 10 inch, 300 pound red-eyed giant known as “Lucifer’s Retort” Seth Bronwen, walking with a purpose to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction... Seth wears a black leather top over a metal breast plate... The two are attached... This leather covering is fashioned into what looks like a leather breast plate... It attaches at the shoulders with medium sized, gold buttons... On the chest of this leather top are golden symbols... Also, on the rib cage are six medium sized, gold buttons... Seth removes this gear upon his entrance into the ring... Then, in a second piece - A leather waist-line with gold, medium size buttons going around the entire waist line is attached to six six-inch leather loops, some-what diamond-shaped where the bottoms end right at the knees... These loops are in front and back of Seth’s lower-body... He is barefoot... Also, balled around his left hand is a portion of the Log Chain he’s dragging to the ring as another half of the chain slithers about three feet behind him... In his right hand is a tattered, beat-up teddy bear that he hold onto with a tight grip...]
SJD: From National, Florida and weighing in at 300 pounds... "Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[As Seth gets to ring-side, he sets the log chain in the near-aisle-left-turnbuckle corner of the ring... He then sets his teddy bear near the ring steps... As he removes his leather top and breast-plate and places it near the ring steps the camera focuses in on the teddy bear as the referee kicks the chain to the outside mat and we notice the life-like red eyes in the teddy bear, almost looking as if it’s alive...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
"Dynamite" Derrick North Vs
"Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Derrick North executes a fisherman suplex on Seth Bronwen...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Derrick North tells the crowd to shut up...
A small "Derrick North" chant is being started...
Derrick North nails Seth Bronwen with a side suplex...
A small "Derrick North" chant is being started...
Derrick North hits a DDT on Seth Bronwen...
The crowd is starting to get behind Derrick North...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Derrick North hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Derrick North is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Derrick North hits Seth Bronwen with a punch...
Derrick North punches Seth Bronwen...
A small "Derrick North" chant is being started...
Derrick North punches Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North hits a forearm to the back on Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North punches Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North punches Seth Bronwen...
The crowd is cheering on Derrick North...
Derrick North uses a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North executes a punch on Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North goes for a punch, but Seth Bronwen reverses it...
Seth Bronwen executes the Last Stop on Derrick North...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Quite a few boos are audible...
SJD: The winner of the match - Seeeeeeeeth Bronwen!
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Winner: Seth Brownwen
Time of match: 0:01:53
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JT: North hit Bronwnen with almost 2 minutes of solid offence there...
TM: And then Bronwen destroyed him with one move... This guy is a bona-fide monster and he's working his way through the roster until he gets what he wants!
JT: Which is?
TM: Total destruction!
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face! Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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TM: Up next we have a tag team match featuring the men who confronted new IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion - Roman Anderson and Ric Beauty who has since become the IXWA Television Champion...
JT: Let's take it over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - at a total combined weight of 460 pounds... From Hollywood, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... "Sweet As Candy" Kenny Lust and his partner - from Malibu, CA and weighing in at 225 pounds... "Malibu" Mike Madison...
JT: Seriously - where is Bonser finding these guys?
SJD: Their opponents...
[That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s "Have A Drink On Me" blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
SJD: From Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley Brothers, along with Marcus’s wife Jessica; walk out on the stage... Anthony walks out on the stage in red thigh length shorts with green lightning bolts on his butt, red ankle length shoes, red kneepads and elbow pads... Marcus walks out wearing a sleeveless white T-Shirt that has “You Got Two Choices” on the front in Red and “Drink or Fight” written in red on the black... In addition, he’s wearing light blue jeans, wrestling boots, green elbowpads and heavily white taped wrists... Jessica, wearing Marcus’s trademarked T-Shirt, blue jeans and nice dress shoes, extends her arms pointing at the brothers... Anthony starts talking to the fans to get them riled up as they start walking down the aisle...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
"Sweet as Candy" Kenny Lust &
"Mr... Malibu" Mike Madison
Vs The O'Malley Brothers
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mike Madison throws Anthony O'Malley into the turnbuckle...
Mike Madison runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Mike Madison hits a hiptoss on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison works the crowd...
The crowd is cheering on Mike Madison...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a kneelift...
Mike Madison chops Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley punches Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley hits Mike Madison with a vertical suplex...
Anthony O'Malley executes a reverse DDT on Mike Madison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a backdrop, but Mike Madison blocks it...
Mike Madison executes a kneelift on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison goes for a back suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a bulldog...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Mike Madison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Madison with a double backdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley whips Mike Madison into the ropes...
Mike Madison hits Marcus O'Malley with a kick...
Mike Madison tags out to Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust executes an elbowsmash on Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust goes for a bodyslam, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a backdrop, but Kenny Lust counters it with a sunset flip...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kenny Lust uses an elbowsmash on Anthony O'Malley...
Kenny Lust goes for a vertical suplex, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Kenny Lust goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Mike Madison enters the ring and throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Kenny Lust and Mike Madison hit Marcus O'Malley with a double vertical suplex...
Mike Madison leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Marcus O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a hair pull takedown...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a hair pull takedown, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley kicks Kenny Lust...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Marcus O'Malley punches Kenny Lust...
The crowd is giving Marcus O'Malley a standing ovation...
Marcus O'Malley chops Kenny Lust...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley hits a headbutt to the groin on Kenny Lust...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a spinning heel kick, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley takes Kenny Lust down with a running clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with an inverted atomic drop...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley whip Kenny Lust into the ropes...
They hit Kenny Lust with a double fist to the midsection...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley places Kenny Lust on the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley hits a superplex on Kenny Lust...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley uses a flying dropkick on Kenny Lust...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a tiger suplex, but Kenny Lust counters it with a backward kick...
Kenny Lust tags out to Mike Madison...
Mike Madison and Kenny Lust whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection, but
he counters it with a double clothesline...
Kenny Lust leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a monkey flip, but Mike Madison blocks it...
Mike Madison whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Mike Madison hits a punch on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison goes for a dragon screw, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley chops Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison chops Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley...
Kenny Lust enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kenny Lust nails Anthony O'Malley with a dropkick...
Mike Madison goes for a back suplex, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Kenny Lust leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Mike Madison counters it with a crucifix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Madison nails Anthony O'Malley with a low blow...
Mike Madison takes Anthony O'Malley down with a dragon screw...
Mike Madison goes for an atomic drop, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a facerake...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley executes a running clothesline on Mike Madison...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Anthony O'Malley sets up Mike Madison on the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley hits a superplex on Mike Madison...
Marcus O'Malley takes Mike Madison down with a flying fistdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley whips Mike Madison into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Mike Madison counters it with a crucifix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Mike Madison executes a flying clothesline on Marcus O'Malley...
There are lots of chants for Mike Madison...
Mike Madison executes a reverse neckbreaker on Marcus O'Malley...
There are lots of chants for Mike Madison...
Mike Madison covers Marcus O'Malley...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Madison executes a stomp on Marcus O'Malley...
Mike Madison hits a clothesline on Marcus O'Malley...
Mike Madison goes for a side headlock, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a back suplex...
Marcus O'Malley executes a stomp on Mike Madison...
Marcus O'Malley hits Mike Madison with an eye gouge...
Marcus O'Malley executes a flying axhandle on Mike Madison...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a butterfly suplex, but Mike Madison blocks it...
Mike Madison goes for a headlock takedown, but Marcus O'Malley throws him off...
Marcus O'Malley whips Mike Madison into the ropes...
Mike Madison hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Mike Madison runs into the ropes...
Mike Madison goes for a flying forearm, but Marcus O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley whip Mike Madison into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Mike Madison with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Mike Madison hits them with a double clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Mike Madison runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits Mike Madison with a shoulderblock...
Anthony O'Malley takes Mike Madison down with a flying axhandle...
Anthony O'Malley uses a reverse DDT on Mike Madison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mike Madison counters it with a legsweep...
Mike Madison uses a kneebreaker on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison hits a punch on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison locks Anthony O'Malley in an abdominal stretch...
Anthony O'Malley makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds...
Mike Madison goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a DDT, but Mike Madison blocks it...
Mike Madison whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Mike Madison misses with an elbow...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Mike Madison goes for a kneebreaker, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley hits Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison chops Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is behind Mike Madison all the way...
Mike Madison punches Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is behind Mike Madison all the way...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a backdrop...
Mike Madison tags out to Kenny Lust...
Mike Madison enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a headlock takedown...
Kenny Lust takes Anthony O'Malley down with a flying bulldog...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a clothesline...
Kenny Lust climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Anthony O'Malley nails him in the stomach...
Kenny Lust falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Mike Madison leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a superplex...
There are lots of chants for Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley takes Kenny Lust down with a snap suplex...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a flying fistdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley throws Kenny Lust out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes outside...
Marcus O'Malley is handed a road sign...
Marcus O'Malley hits him with the road sign...
Marcus O'Malley climbs back into the ring...
Kenny Lust follows him back in...
Marcus O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with a punch...
Marcus O'Malley takes Kenny Lust down with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a headbutt, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust hits Marcus O'Malley with an elbowsmash...
Kenny Lust chops Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust hits Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust chops Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust...
The chants for Marcus O'Malley are deafening...
Kenny Lust kicks Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley punches Kenny Lust...
The crowd is behind Marcus O'Malley all the way...
Marcus O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a spinning heel kick, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust nails Marcus O'Malley with a piledriver...
Kenny Lust runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a big boot, but Kenny Lust ducks out of the way...
Kenny Lust executes a DDT on Marcus O'Malley...
The crowd is going crazy...
Kenny Lust hits Marcus O'Malley with a dropkick...
Kenny Lust hits an elbowsmash on Marcus O'Malley...
Mike Madison enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Kenny Lust and Mike Madison whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Kenny Lust and Mike Madison hit Marcus O'Malley with a double flying clothesline...
Mike Madison leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust executes a bodyslam on Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust nails Marcus O'Malley with an elbowsmash...
Kenny Lust goes for a vertical suplex, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a fallaway slam, but Kenny Lust counters it with a forearm smash...
Kenny Lust whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Kenny Lust takes Marcus O'Malley down with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is really behind Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Kenny Lust goes outside...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Kenny Lust climbs back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Marcus O'Malley brings the table into the ring...
Kenny Lust goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley sets up Kenny Lust on the table...
Marcus O'Malley tries to drive Kenny Lust through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it...
Kenny Lust goes for a vertical suplex, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley sets up Kenny Lust on the table...
Marcus O'Malley tries to drive Kenny Lust through the table with a flying kneedrop, but he moves out of the way...
The table is broken in half...
Kenny Lust takes Marcus O'Malley down with a series of punches...
Kenny Lust goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a hair pull takedown, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust goes for a dropkick, but Marcus O'Malley side-steps and Kenny Lust crashes to the canvas...
Marcus O'Malley is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a flying kneedrop...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison enters the ring and lays out Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust and Mike Madison whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double elbowsmash...
Mike Madison leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Anthony O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a clothesline...
Kenny Lust falls out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley goes outside...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Marcus O'Malley comes over to make it two-on-one...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit Kenny Lust with a double elbowdrop...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit Kenny Lust with a double backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with a German suplex...
Anthony O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Kenny Lust rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Anthony O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a dropkick...
Anthony O'Malley places Kenny Lust on the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley executes a superplex on Kenny Lust...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley sends Kenny Lust into the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley charges in with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley tags Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley lifts Kenny Lust up...
Anthony O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with the It's Closing Time and goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd erupts...
SJD: The winners of the match - The O'Malley Brothers...
TM: That was actually quite an entertaining match...
JT: Very much agreed...
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Winners: The O'Malley Brothers
Time of match: 0:16:00
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Backstage:
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[Backstage we go to Mandy and Kimberly McGraff standing in front of an IXWA banner...]
MM: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s our honor to introduce to you...the NEW IXWA Tag Team Champions!!
KM: Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon...
BOTH MCGRAFF GIRLS: The Mason-Dixon Line!!!!
[In the picture walks both Phillips and Dixon sporting their newly won titles... Both men are decked out in their wrestling gear as Phillips hoists his belt over his left shoulder while Dixon proudly wears his around his waist...]
MM: Stephen, how does it feel to be a champion so early on in your career?
SD: I gotta admit - it feels better than I originally expected... Three months ago Mandy, Mason and I came here to IXWA to put the Posse and the rest of the tag team division on notice... We told them that a change was brewing on the horizon and that we were coming for these titles you see around us today... Yesterday, we were the hunters... Today, we have now become the hunted... We’re now in an environment we’ve never experienced before and with the rumors running backstage that IXWA is set to sign some new tag team talent, it’s important that “Big Stick” and I work harder than we’ve ever worked before... Not just in the ring but also in preparation outside the ring as well... Mason and I must be on the top of our games every night if we want to keep these babies around our waists... But one thing that the fans of IXWA can be for certain is that Mason and I are fighting champions... We will be more than happy to defend these belts night in and night out... Whether it be the O’Malleys, the Posse, Double Entendres, any tag team from CWF or any other free agent tag teams, we will defend these titles with the same honor and respect that they deserve... Only difference is Mason and I will be walking out still the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions...
KM: And it’s because you guys are champions tonight is why you are in tonight’s main event in the “Champions Showcase” against the Extreme Warrior champion Roman Anderson and multi-time IXWA champion, and the new IXWA Television Champion - Ric Beauty... How do you like your chances tonight, Mason?
MP: Well it’s like Stephen just said, Kimberly - we are fighting champions... If it was our choice, we would gladly put up these belts against them tonight but IXWA management frowned on the suggestion... But that doesn’t mean that we still won’t put up one heck of a fight against them though... Roman didn’t just have that title handed to him... He had to walk through all sorts of Hell to get that Extreme Warrior title around his waist... And then there’s Ric Beauty, who’s so unpredictable from one outing to the next so you really don’t know what to expect from him... But then again, they don’t know what to expect from us either...
[Mason looks into the camera...]
MP: No offense to the late Waylon Jennings, but it won’t be Daddy that only walks the Line tonight... Roman... Ric... Tonight you may have found yourself in a situation that you can’t win... You will find out why Stephen and I have said from day one that we were the BEST tag team in the IXWA... You will find out, singles titles or not, why all your previous achievements and accolades cannot prepare you for what will take place in that ring tonight... And yes, you will find out for yourselves why it’s very dangerous and hazardous to your health to Cross The Line!
[With that, we go back to ringside...]
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TM: I'm looking forward to our main event...
JT: So am I but we have one more match to go before that one... Brian Styles is in action... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... Fighting out of Beverly Hills, CA and weighing in at 260 pounds... Ace Styles
[Ace Styles stands in the ring - looking petrified...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
JT: Are these guys related?
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
Styles Clash:
Ace Styles Vs "Pandemonium" Bryan Styles
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ace Styles whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ace Styles ducks out of the way...
Ace Styles runs into the ropes...
Ace Styles misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles catches Ace Styles in a Fujiwara armbar...
Ace Styles is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ace Styles is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ace Styles inches his way towards the ropes after 14 seconds...
Brian Styles gets a bodyscissors submission on Ace Styles...
Ace Styles inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles whips Ace Styles into the ropes...
Ace Styles misses with an elbow...
Ace Styles misses with a clothesline...
Ace Styles hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Brian Styles falls out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, Brian Styles re-enters the ring...
Ace Styles executes a series of punches on Brian Styles...
Ace Styles hits Brian Styles with a roundhouse right...
Ace Styles whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ace Styles with an elbow...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on Ace Styles...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
SJD: The winner of the match - Briaaaaaaaaan Styyyyyyyles!
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Winner: "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
Time of match: 0:01:21
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TM: Well that should answer your question... I would guess not... If they are - I'm not going to join them for Thanksgiving this year...
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IXWA Quest for the Best 2015
June 19, 2015!
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TM: We're back and it's time for our main event...
JT: The champions showcase... The Extreme Tag Team Champions go head to head with the Extreme Warrior Champion AND the Television Champion! Enough talking - over to Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall and it is your main event for the evening... Introducing first...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring followed by his wife, Val who is carrying the IXWA Television Championship... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Television Champion... RIC BEAUTY!
[Ric smiles and moves into his corner but noticeably winces...]
TM: Beauty has already been in action this evening...
SJD: His partner...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring... He has the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship wrapped proudly around his waist...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiselled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement... They raise their newly won championship belts high above their heads...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
Main Event – When Champions Collide:
Roman Anderson (IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion) &
"The 24 Hour Man" Ric Beauty (IXWA Television Champion)
Vs
The Mason-Dixon Line (IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Stephen Dixon nails Roman Anderson with belly to belly suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon goes for an abdominal stretch, but Roman Anderson counters it with an elbowsmash...
Roman Anderson takes Stephen Dixon down with a flying forearm...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Roman Anderson and Ric Beauty whip Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Stephen Dixon with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a snap suplex, but Roman Anderson counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson chops Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson chops Stephen Dixon...
Roman Anderson uses a flying forearm on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson nails Stephen Dixon with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon takes Roman Anderson down with a neckbreaker drop...
Stephen Dixon goes for a double underhook suplex, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson nails Stephen Dixon with a series of kicks to the head...
Roman Anderson executes a flip piledriver on Stephen Dixon...
Roman Anderson tags out to Ric Beauty...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double backdrop...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a side headlock, but Ric Beauty throws him off...
Ric Beauty kicks Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon kicks Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon punches Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon kicks Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty chops Stephen Dixon...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty kicks Stephen Dixon...
Ric Beauty kicks Stephen Dixon...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Stephen Dixon on the turnbuckle, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a double underhook suplex, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a backdrop...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon uses a gutwrench powerbomb on Ric Beauty...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon nails Ric Beauty with a slingshot suplex...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Roman Anderson enters the ring and lays out Stephen Dixon...
Ric Beauty and Roman Anderson whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Mason Phillips with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash...
The crowd is cheering on Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Ric Beauty with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Ric Beauty takes Mason Phillips down with a forearm smash...
Ric Beauty goes for a front facelock, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Mason Phillips nails Ric Beauty with a pumphandle slam...
The crowd is cheering on Mason Phillips...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double fist to the midsection...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double backdrop...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips uses an atomic drop on Ric Beauty...
Mason Phillips chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty punches Mason Phillips...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Ric Beauty chops Mason Phillips...
The crowd erupts...
Mason Phillips chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty kicks Mason Phillips...
Ric Beauty puts Mason Phillips in a side headlock...
Mason Phillips is struggling to reach the ropes...
Mason Phillips inches his way towards the ropes after 20 seconds...
Ric Beauty executes a hiptoss on Mason Phillips...
Ric Beauty goes for an abdominal stretch, but Mason Phillips counters it with an elbowsmash...
Mason Phillips goes for a front slam, but Ric Beauty turns in mid-air and lands on him...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Mason Phillips takes Ric Beauty down with a sidewalk slam...
Mason Phillips is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double elbowsmash...
Roman Anderson enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Ric Beauty with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Ric Beauty hits them with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Ric Beauty sets up Stephen Dixon on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty hits Stephen Dixon with a belly-to-back superplex...
The crowd is giving Ric Beauty a standing ovation...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon executes belly to belly suplex on Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon goes for a head and arm suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a punch...
Stephen Dixon puts Ric Beauty in an abdominal stretch...
Ric Beauty tries to escape the hold...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 15 seconds...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Stephen Dixon hits a drop toe hold on Ric Beauty...
Mason Phillips puts Ric Beauty in a full nelson...
Ric Beauty is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ric Beauty manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double backdrop...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips hits Ric Beauty with a sitout powerbomb...
Mason Phillips uses a legdrop on Ric Beauty...
Mason Phillips takes Ric Beauty down with a DDT...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips tags Stephen Dixon...
Mason Phillips nails Ric Beauty with a running lariat...
Stephen Dixon executes a running clothesline and goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Stephen Dixon uses a dragon suplex on Ric Beauty...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Val Beauty distracts Perry Crabtree...
Perry Crabtree is back on the job...
Stephen Dixon executes a back suplex on Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon uses a dragon suplex on Ric Beauty...
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Stephen Dixon lifts a shoulder, Val Beauty distracts Perry Crabtree...
Perry Crabtree is back on the job...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty puts Stephen Dixon in an abdominal stretch...
Stephen Dixon reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty tags out to Roman Anderson...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and lays out Ric Beauty...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips hit Roman Anderson with a double bodyslam...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon takes Roman Anderson down with a T-Bone Suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon uses a European uppercut on Roman Anderson...
Stephen Dixon throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Roman Anderson hangs on to the top rope...
Roman Anderson slides back in under the bottom rope...
Roman Anderson nails Stephen Dixon with a series of kicks to the head...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson takes Stephen Dixon down with a flying spinning leg lariat...
Roman Anderson is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Perry Crabtree removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson executes a frog splash on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon hits Roman Anderson with a clothesline...
Roman Anderson falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, Roman Anderson re-enters the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for an abdominal stretch, but Roman Anderson counters it with a facerake...
Roman Anderson goes for a flying huracanrana, but Stephen Dixon side-steps and Roman Anderson crashes to the canvas...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Roman Anderson into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Roman Anderson with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Roman Anderson hits them with a double clothesline...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Mason Phillips hits a pumphandle slam on Roman Anderson...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is really behind Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips gets a dragon sleeper on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson tries to escape the hold...
Mason Phillips lets go after 13 seconds...
Mason Phillips nails Roman Anderson with a running clothesline...
Mason Phillips hits a series of mounted punches on Roman Anderson...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Ric Beauty enters the ring and throws Stephen Dixon out of the ring...
Roman Anderson and Ric Beauty whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They hit Mason Phillips with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Mason Phillips misses with a clothesline...
Mason Phillips goes for a bearhug, but Roman Anderson counters it with a facerake...
Roman Anderson executes a backdrop driver on Mason Phillips...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson takes Mason Phillips down with a spin kick...
Roman Anderson takes Mason Phillips down with a DDT...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Roman Anderson executes the GONE TOO DEEP! on Mason Phillips...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips misses with a kick...
Roman Anderson and Mason Phillips get hit with a double clothesline...
Roman Anderson goes for a backdrop driver, but Mason Phillips counters it with a facerake...
[The crowd is going crazy... And up on the XtremeTron we can see why... The O'Malley Brothers can be seen waving and pointing at what is happening in the ring and laughing to themselves... Roman Anderson doesn't seem pleased about it and stands at the side of the ring hollering at the screen... He turns back to his opponent...]
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a Death Valley Driver...
Mason Phillips tags Stephen Dixon...
Mason Phillips nails Roman Anderson with a running lariat...
Stephen Dixon executes a running clothesline and goes for the pin...
The crowd is cheering on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is cheering on Stephen Dixon...
SJD: The winners of the match - The Mason-Dixon Line...
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Winners: The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:12:16
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[Phillips and Dixon are handed their championship belts and roll out of the ring... Back in the ring - Ric and Val Beauty are in the ring and Roman Anderson is being helped to his feet...
That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s "Have A Drink On Me" blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena... The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley
Brothers sprint out from the back with Jessica O'Malley following behind...]
TM: This one's about to get out of control... Fast!
JT: Absolutely!
[Anderson and Beauty meet The O'Malley Brothers out on the entrance ramp and fists and forearms start flying in all directions as the 4 men brawl... Jessica O'Malley and Val Beauty are screaming at each other... The turquoise shirted IXWA security staff come out form the back and try and separate the brawling men as Beatdown goes off the air...]
TM: That’s all we have time for this week... So long folks...
JT: Until next time...
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IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Anthony O’Malley floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Kaiser Convention Center here in Oakland... We’re coming off the Survival of the Fittest supercard where almost all of the championships here in the
IXWA changed hands...
JT: We have a brand new IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion in Roman Anderson; a new set of IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions in the Mason-Dixon Line, a new IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion in Olivia Ogilvie and a new IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion in Charlie Kline...
TM: This now means that we have two guys running around with Survival of the Fittest championship opportunities as Ric Beauty’s from last year is still valid until May 9...
JT: Indeed... The only championship that didn’t change hands was the IXWA Television Championship – which is still I the hands of Archibald Smythe... And as a result of him retaining the championship at the supercard – Mike Gionet is no longer employed by the IXWA...
TM: Shame...
JT: Really?
TM: No!
[“Spybreak” by the Propellorheads hits and the new and greatest IXWA Champion walks out, Roman Anderson surveys the crowd and then smirks his way to the ring... He climbs in slowly and makes his way to the center of the ring... He lifts the IXWA Extreme Warrior title above his head... Another smirk and then he places the title at his feet...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: [looking down at the title belt...] There it is - the IXWA Extreme Warrior title... It is what I came here for, and it is what I have... Are you surprised IXWA?
[He looks over the fans as they voice their answer to the question...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: I was surprised…at how easy it was to win it! I had no problems in the tournament and then in the final I beat the shell of a man that was once Anthony O’Malley... Kid Lightning, I thought you would put up more of a fight... You are a shadow of the man I once knew, but that is life... Some of us get better, and some don’t... Anthony O’Malley, you shouldn’t even show your face here tonight... You should run back to the stone you and that loser brother of yours crawled out from under and stay there... Clearly boys, your time has passed...
[Anderson picks up the title and gazes at it...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: So, moving forward... I am already the greatest champion in the history of IXWA just by being me, but I am going to show it each and every week by doing what I do - winning... Bring on Cline, or Hawke or Beauty... There is no one I will run from!
[AC/DC’s “Heatseeker” begins blaring throughout the arena as “Kid Lightning” himself walks down the aisle... Anthony’s wearing his trademarked “Ride the Lightning” T-Shirt, a pair of knee length blue jean shorts, tennis shoes and a backwards NY Mets baseball cap... As the fans are screaming for Anthony, he climbs into the ring and begins slowly pacing back and forth in front of the Extreme Warrior champion... When the cheers start to die down, Anthony puts the mic up to his lips with the slightest hint of a chuckle...]
AO: Roman, I wish I had some sort of explanation for what happened at Survival of the Fittest... I really do... I wish I could blame it on a hidden injury... I wish I could blame it on a batch of laxative-infused brownies... I wish I could blame it on the terrible food we had in catering backstage... I wish I could blame it on Georgia State upsetting Baylor in the second round of the NCAA Tournament... Heck, I wish I could channel my inner Milli Vanilli and “Blame It on the Rain” but Roman, you not only beat me - but you whipped me fair and square and dang it Oakland, I’m ashamed to admit that Roman Anderson’s the better man...
[Roman smiles and emphatically nods his head while looking throughout the crowd, clutching his Extreme Warrior title with pride... Anthony slightly lowers his head while raising his left index finger in the air...]
AO: At least for one night, anyways... Yes, the IXWA record books will forever show that on that one night, Roman Anderson indeed was better than Anthony O’Malley - but that does not mean that Roman Anderson will ALWAYS be better than Anthony O’Malley... Whether you care to admit anything or not Roman, even you have to admit that something wasn’t right... Maybe I took you for granted after not seeing you for a few years... Maybe you improved a lot since the last time we tangoed... Whatever you choose to chalk it up to, it simply wasn’t my night... But even you have to stop and ask yourself, “Did I really earn this title? Or did Anthony just let me have it?”
[The atmosphere suddenly thickens with suspense as Roman gives Anthony a confused look...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: "You" can let me have anything...
AO: Is that what you really think? I don’t think it is... I think deep down inside, you have some serious questions about that night, if not simply about yourself... I mean really - did you honestly think I would climb in a ring with you with a title on the line and let you mop the floor with me 15 to 0???? You know me well enough Roman to know that I don’t lay down for anybody, especially in a title match... You really need to ask yourself, “Did Anthony really give me everything he had to offer?”
ROMAN ANDERSON: Maybe I am just the better man...
[The crowd begins to boo the champ as Roman clutches his title with an even firmer grasp... Anthony glares a hole through him, as those comments got Anthony’s attention... Anthony looks up at the crowd for a moment and slowly nods his head...]
AO: Well, there’s only one way to find out if the answers to those questions are truly yes or no... In two weeks... You... Me... For that!
[The crowd pops in agreement as Anthony points at Roman’s title... A look of anger quickly grows on Roman’s face...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: Are you crazy!? Hanging around with that wing nut brother has ruined you Anthony... We had our match, and like it or not you lost... Why in the name of ME would I give you another chance? Look close at me, and hear me Anthony O'Malley... The answer is--
[“O Fortuna” hits and The 24 Hour Man Ric Beauty walks out from behind the curtain... Ric smiles at the crowd and walks to the ring... With the spectre of the title shot cash in heavy in the air Ric walks up between the two men...]
RIC BEAUTY: Isn't this nice, it's like a little reunion... But boys, nostalgia always make me throw up in my mouth a little...
[Ric clears his throat...]
RIC BEAUTY: You both know that May 9 is coming quick... I have until then to cash in my title shot... So I better get to it and make a choice...
[Ric looks right at Roman Anderson...]
RIC BEAUTY: Shouldn't I Roman? Make a choice on which title I should win...
[Romans eyes tighten, but then he smiles...]
RIC BEAUTY: But not just right now...
[Ric then turns, and stands BESIDE Roman Anderson... Anthony O'Malley is a little stunned...]
RIC BEAUTY: Anthony, you and I have a long history... But kid, you need to put your tail between your legs and go to the locker room... Right now this ring is for the big dogs, and that is Ric and Roman!
ROMAN ANDERSON: Roman and Ric...
RIC BEAUTY: Whatever... Anthony you had your shot and you blew it... You blew it! Just like every shot you and that half wit brother of yours ever had! Chance after chance to take the center stage and each and every time you guys blew it... And how do I know? Because I have been watching you two losers for the past ten years... TEN YEARS! And still you are whining about getting another chance! And where is Marcus? Is he even here? Hiding the back someplace, begging Charlie Kline for some cash for a drink after the show?
[“Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett starts blaring through the arena as Marcus O’Malley, minus Jessica, makes his way to the ring... Marcus is decked out in his wrestling gear for the O’Malleys tag match later on in the evening... He climbs in the ring and stands next to his little brother, mic in hand...]
MO: I’m sor’y, Ric... I couldn’t ov’rhear what ye had ta say a-boot me... Mind repeatin’ that a-gain?
RIC BEAUTY: Not a problem – you----
MO: Shut ye pie’ole, Ric... Ye see, that’s why I can’t stand ye... It’s ye mouth... Always runnin’ an’ flappin’ ye gums when ye shouldn’t... Ye want ta know why I turned on ye at Surviv’l o’ tha Fitt’st? Cause yer a-boot as annoyin’ as a bloody cheese grat’r on a bla’kboard... Bons’r says ye have only three more dates that ye can cash in yer titl’ shot? Well I’m tellin’ ye right now as God is me wit’ess, I’m gon’make it very hard for ye ta cash that suck’r in... Cause when ye start thinkin’ a-boot it, that’s when I’m a gon’show up ta knock ye back down ta real’ty - on ye arse!!
[The crowd pops in roaring approval for Marcus’s vow...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: Marcus! This man is the reason you still can find a job in this business... Without Ric Beauty where would you be?
MO: Oh shut up, ye blow’ole! Here ye are, an’ Extreme Warr’or champ’on an’ yer refusin’ ta give a rightful chall’nger another shot?? Like ye have room ta talk... Rom’n, yer not a Warr’or... Yer not a Champ’on... Ye ain’t got any stones in tha ol’ coin purse... Yer nothin’ more than a bloody cow’rd!
[The crowd pops again in roaring approval as the fans begin a chant...]
CROWD: BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!! BLOODY COWARD!!! CLAP!!! CLAP!!! CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!
ROMAN ANDERSON: Shut up! Shut up! Look at this [points to the title]!
RIC BEAUTY: Why is it that you people have no respect for a man who does what he says? Roman Anderson is your champion and you people need to sit down, shut up and respect that! And you Marcus... It's always a cheap shot with you... Insults, but no action... That can be your new catch phrase!
[Marcus slowly nods and looks at his brother...]
MO: Wow... Nev’r thought I’d say this Ric but ye actu’lly have a point there... All this pissin’ an’ moanin’ ain’t gettin’ an'body an'where... So I make this prop’sit’on... Our next big event is Quest For Tha Best in June...
[Marcus points at Roman...]
MO: Ye an’ Ric against me an’ Anth’ny?
ROMAN ANDERSON: A tag match... Roman and Ric against the O'Malleys!? It isn't even worth the air I just used to say it, much less make it happen!
[Marcus chuckles and nods his head...]
MO: See, I thought that might be yer reply... So let’s sweet’n tha off’r, shall we? How a-boot we all throw our chips in tha middl’ an’ raise tha stakes?
[Marcus pauses briefly as Roman and Ric look on...]
MO: Me an’ Anth’ny against that two o’ ye... If Anth’ny an’ I win, whichev’r one o’ us pins eith’r one o’ ye, we get a guaranteed titl’ shot against either ye Rom’n or against ye Ric, if somehow by tha grace o’ God ye manage ta evade me long’nuff ta cash in an’ win tha TV Titl’ - but if tha two o’ ye win, then Anth’ny an’ I are banned fer life from tha IXWA - an’ ye can forev’r say that ye was tha ones who won tha war an’ rid this comp’ny o’ tha O’Malleys...
[Marcus just looks at them and grins...]
MO: Feel free ta take time ta discuss it amongst ye selves... But I can assure ye that by tha end o’ t’night, we will get a response from ye - one way or ‘noth’r...
ROMAN ANDERSON: [looking at Ric] Banned from IXWA if you lose?
[Anthony and Marcus nod...]
[Ric whispers something to Roman Anderson, and without saying another word both men climb out of the ring... The crowd cheers The O'Malley brothers!]
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TM: We're back and we're ready for our opening match...
JT: It features one of the new talent that Neil Bonser has signed... Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first; already in the ring... Hailing from San Diego, CA and weighing in at 210 pounds... Rey Phantasmo
[Phantasmo just kinda stands in the ring, waiting...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air as the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
Rey Phantasmo Vs
"The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with a hiptoss...
Akira Razor executes a headlock takedown on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor goes for a hiptoss, but Rey Phantasmo counters it with a cradle suplex...
Rey Phantasmo executes a Russian legsweep on Akira Razor...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo goes for the Phantasmo Press, but Akira Razor counters it with a knee pull-up...
Akira Razor kicks Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo punches Akira Razor...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo kicks Akira Razor...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo nails Akira Razor with a Tombstone...
Rey Phantasmo is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Rey Phantasmo uses a senton on Akira Razor...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo uses a fallaway slam on Akira Razor...
Rey Phantasmo takes Akira Razor down with a faceslam...
Rey Phantasmo hits Akira Razor with an Asai moonsault bodyblock...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo hits a spin kick on Akira Razor...
Rey Phantasmo further incites the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo hits Akira Razor with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with a shoulderblock...
Akira Razor uses a German suplex on Rey Phantasmo...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Akira Razor executes a handspring elbow on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor misses with a shoulderblock...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a bodyslam, but Akira Razor counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor executes a handspring elbow on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor goes for a European uppercut, but Rey Phantasmo blocks it...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a fisherman suplex, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor executes a running powerbomb on Rey Phantasmo...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with an elbow...
Akira Razor takes Rey Phantasmo down with a kneebreaker...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with a hiptoss...
Akira Razor goes for an arm wringer, but Rey Phantasmo reverses it...
Rey Phantasmo whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo misses with a kick...
Akira Razor misses with a shoulderblock...
Rey Phantasmo hits Akira Razor with a backdrop...
Rey Phantasmo covers Akira Razor...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Rey Phantasmo takes Akira Razor down with a flying hip attack...
Rey Phantasmo whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Akira Razor gets an abdominal stretch on Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Rey Phantasmo is inching his way towards the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo gets ahold of the ropes after 15 seconds...
Akira Razor uses a drop toe hold on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Rey Phantasmo blocks it...
Rey Phantasmo hits a rana on Akira Razor...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo hits a snap suplex on Akira Razor...
Rey Phantasmo further incites the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo nails Akira Razor with a dropkick...
Rey Phantasmo hits Akira Razor with a reverse flying elbowdrop...
Rey Phantasmo is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Rey Phantasmo takes Akira Razor down with a DDT...
Rey Phantasmo further incites the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo nails Akira Razor with a Tombstone...
Rey Phantasmo runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Rey Phantasmo with an elbow...
Akira Razor executes the Detroit Destroyer on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
SJD: The winner of the match - Akira Raaaaaazooooooooorrrrrrr!
TM: This Razor is a talented guy...
JT: He is... But he doesn't seem to be reaching his potential here in the IXWA... Everytime he has a chance to impress--
TM: He bottles it!
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Winner: "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
Time of match: 0:05:29
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TM: Up next we have the former tag team champions in action...
JT: Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... At a total combined weight of 480 pounds... From Hollywood, CA and weighing in at 250 pounds... "Golden" Gary Glam... His partner... From San Francisco, CA and weighing in at 230 pounds... Roni Tupa...
[Glam & Tupa appear indifferent to the crowd ad are discussing strategy...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
SJD: From West A Street, Haywood CA and weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds... Ricky J... JRG... THE DEF B I POSSE...
JT: Let's get this one underway...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
"Golden" Gary Glam & Roni Tupa
Vs The Def BI Posse
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Roni Tupa goes for a punch, but JRG blocks it...
JRG whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
JRG takes Roni Tupa down with a swinging neckbreaker...
JRG uses a kneelift on Roni Tupa...
JRG throws Roni Tupa out of the ring...
JRG goes for a flying axhandle, but Roni Tupa moves out of the way...
JRG is out cold...
Roni Tupa is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Roni Tupa acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Roni Tupa shoves JRG into the guardrail...
Roni Tupa nails JRG with a clothesline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Roni Tupa knocks JRG into the ringpost...
Roni Tupa acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Roni Tupa shoves JRG into the guardrail...
Roni Tupa hits JRG with a legdrop...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Roni Tupa works the crowd...
Roni Tupa acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Roni Tupa works the crowd...
Roni Tupa is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Roni Tupa shoves JRG into the guardrail...
Roni Tupa hits JRG with a punch...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Roni Tupa re-enters the ring...
JRG climbs back into the ring...
Roni Tupa tags out to Gary Glam...
Gary Glam and Roni Tupa hit JRG with a double snap suplex...
Roni Tupa leaves the ring...
Gary Glam runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Gary Glam with a shoulderblock...
JRG hits Gary Glam with a choke slam...
JRG tags out to Ricky J...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
Gary Glam goes for an armbar submission, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J goes for a roundhouse kick, but Gary Glam blocks it...
Gary Glam uses a bodyslam on Ricky J...
Gary Glam goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Ricky J counters it with a side suplex...
Ricky J nails Gary Glam with a spin kick...
Ricky J kicks Gary Glam...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Ricky J chops Gary Glam...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Ricky J nails Gary Glam with a flying clothesline...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Ricky J hits Gary Glam with a moonsault bodyblock...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ricky J runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Ricky J hits Gary Glam with a flying spinning leg lariat...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Ricky J attempts to place Gary Glam on the turnbuckle, but Gary Glam blocks it...
Ricky J hits a Huracanrana on Gary Glam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
Gary Glam misses with a clothesline...
Ricky J misses with a clothesline...
Ricky J misses with a clothesline...
Gary Glam hits Ricky J with a kick...
Gary Glam tags out to Roni Tupa...
JRG enters the ring and throws Gary Glam out of the ring...
JRG nails Roni Tupa with a big boot...
JRG leaves the ring...
Ricky J whips Roni Tupa into the ropes...
Ricky J misses with a kick...
Roni Tupa hits Ricky J with a clothesline...
Roni Tupa works the crowd...
Roni Tupa is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Roni Tupa whips Ricky J into the ropes...
Ricky J nails Roni Tupa with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ricky J goes for a Huracanrana, but Roni Tupa counters it with a tiger driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roni Tupa seemingly enjoys the boos...
Roni Tupa nails Ricky J with an over-the-shoulder stomachbreaker...
Roni Tupa is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roni Tupa runs into the ropes...
Roni Tupa nails Ricky J with a lariat...
Roni Tupa takes Ricky J down with a low blow...
Roni Tupa hits a snapmare on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa hits a chop on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa uses a Huracanrana on Ricky J...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roni Tupa goes for a series of stomps, but Ricky J rolls out of the way...
Ricky J goes for a flying forearm, but Roni Tupa ducks out of the way...
Roni Tupa runs into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Roni Tupa with a shoulderblock...
Ricky J uses a flying reverse neckbreaker on Roni Tupa...
Ricky J nails Roni Tupa with a somersault legdrop...
Ricky J whips Roni Tupa into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Roni Tupa with an elbow...
Ricky J whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa hits Ricky J with a chop...
Roni Tupa hits a snap suplex on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa goes for a legdrop, but Ricky J rolls out of the way...
Ricky J goes for a springboard moonsault, but Roni Tupa rolls out of the way...
Roni Tupa hits a reverse neckbreaker on Ricky J...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Roni Tupa...
Roni Tupa nails Ricky J with a senton...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roni Tupa hits a low blow on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa executes a punch on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa hits a series of punches on Ricky J...
Gary Glam enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Gary Glam hits a butt-bump on Ricky J...
Roni Tupa goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Ricky J flips over...
Gary Glam leaves the ring...
Ricky J hits Roni Tupa with a spinning back suplex...
Ricky J tags out to JRG...
Ricky J executes a roundhouse kick on Roni Tupa...
A portion of the crowd is booing Ricky J...
JRG puts Roni Tupa in a full nelson...
Roni Tupa manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Gary Glam enters the ring, but gets cut off...
JRG and Ricky J whip Roni Tupa into the ropes...
They hit Roni Tupa with a double elbowsmash...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
JRG sends Roni Tupa into the turnbuckle...
JRG charges in with an avalanche in the corner, but Roni Tupa lifts his leg...
Roni Tupa hits a clothesline on JRG...
Roni Tupa is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roni Tupa takes JRG down with a snapmare...
Roni Tupa goes for a senton, but JRG rolls out of the way...
JRG executes the Chalkline on Roni Tupa...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
A portion of the crowd is booing JRG...
SJD: The winners of the match - the Def B I Posse...
JT: Posse appear to be back on form after losing the belts... It will be a long road back to them though...
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Winners: The Def B I Posse
Time of match: 0:08:16
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TM: Let's take a quick commercial break...
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[Scene opens inside the ring at the Kaiser Convention center... The house lights are up and Mandy McGraff waits in the ring...]
MM: Tonight I have the GOLDEN opportunity to interview the newly crowned IXWA Survival of The Fittest Champion…
[Crowd mixed reaction...]
MM: Ladies and Gentlemen “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline!
["Rock Superstar" by Cyprus Hill starts to play... The camera cuts to the ramp but Kline is not seen... After a few seconds the music cuts and a heated discussion is heard... A few moments later an IXWA ring hand runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope... He walks up to McGraff and whispers in her ear...]
MM: Oh you got to be kidding me!
[The ring hand shakes his head and points to the back shaking his head... He then exits the ring...]
MM: FINE! Ladies and Gentlemen... May I introduce to the IXWA Power Couple, IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline and his CFO “Chief Fine One” the “Golden
Goddess” Gina Gordon!
["Rock Superstar" blares again... This time Kline steps out wearing a finely tailored, black Armani Suit and sunglasses... The Golden Survival of the Fittest Title slung over his right shoulder... He reaches his hand back and leads Gina Gordon out of the back... She is wearing a very tight golden dress and high heels... Upon taking his hand she spins, wrapping herself up in his arm... Her back is against his chest... She seductively slides her hand up Kline’s torso up over his chest, to his shoulder... She removes the Title from Kline’s Arm, cocks her head back and kisses Kline... She the walks forward leading him down the ring, title held over her head... Upon reaching the ring Kline sits and holds open the second and top rope so she can step in first... Kline has a surprising mixed reaction from the crowd...]
MM: [Sarcastically] Was that to your satisfaction Mr. Kline?
[Kline smiles a wolfish grin...]
CK: Mandy, that introduction came from me and as you can see, from the gold in my bank account... To the gold on my arm, to the gold she is holding in those damn fine arms of hers… Well I feel like King Midas... Everything I touch turns to Gold, including that introduction...
[Mixed again...]
MM: Well I guess I should start by congratulating you on winning the Survival of the Fittest Battle Royal…
GG: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa there horse face! You GUESS you should start by Congratulating him? In case you forgot, you are addressing the SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST CHAMPION! You want to try that again before I smack the taste right out of your mouth?!?
CK: Thank you babe! [Glances at Mandy] What can I say? She’s crazy about me...
MM: [Sighs] Congratulations on wining the Survival of the Fittest Battle Royal...
CK: Why thank you Mandy... It’s great going into a match a longshot and coming out shocking the world!
[Mixed Reaction...]
MM: It seems your victory and effort may have earned you some respect with the IXWA fans…
GG: [Starts to walk up to Mandy with a huff] May have?!?!
[Kline stops her...]
CK: It just goes to show the oldest adage in the book, everyone loves a winner!
[Mixed again...]
MM: Charlie tonight you have a chance to win a Second Title, the IXWA Television Championship... Any thoughts on the current champ Archibald Smythe...
[Kline smirks and nods...]
CK: Archie! I am sorry it has to go down like this... I think in another time, a different circumstance, we may have become fast friends... Still there is no healing when a man comes up and beats you for something you feel belongs to you... You’re a heck of champion Arch! Being an IXWA Original I have nothing but a deep rooted respect for you... Make no mistake about it though A.S. Tonight the Television Championship is coming home with Gina and I...
MM: Now you mentioned being an IXWA guy... Is that part of the reason you attacked Roman Anderson last week?
[His smirk snaps to a sneer... Gordon steps in and massages her man’s shoulders...]
GG: Calm down babe... You knew this would come up...
CK: You better believe it was a part of the decision... I am so sick of these CWF guys coming down here willy nilly and act they own this place! Like they belong... Now one of them even holds our Highest Title... It makes me SICK Mandy... It literally turns my stomach... These titles belong to the IXWA... When someone else comes in from another fed and claims them, it tarnishes them... It tarnishes IXWA... It in turn tarnishes me... As we all now Gold doesn’t tarnish, it shines... So yes, his attitude towards this fed definitely had something to do with the attack...
MM: Aren’t you worried about retaliation?
[Gordon and Kline look at each other... They look worried and take a moment to see if the coast is clear... They then start to laugh…...]
GG: Him? Worry?
CK: [Through laughter] Not at all Mandy... You see Roman Anderson may be a lot of things but stupid is not one of them... He knows I have the Golden Ticket... He knows if anything should happen to me... If he should harm one beautifully styled hair on top of my head... I will take the golden ticket and cash it in on his sorry [Bleeped @$$...]... I won’t do it when he is fresh... I will wait until he is beaten, broken and in a heap... Then I will step out of the shadows and rescue the Extreme Warrior Title for the IXWA faithful... So Roman you come after me, you step towards me, you even look in my direction and trust me... It will be the beginning of the end for you... Now if you excuse me, I have an IXWA Television Championship to go win!
[Scene cuts to ringside...]
TM: Well - I'm confused... To the best of my knowledge, Roman Anderson never wrestled in the CWF...
JT: Agreed... Maybe Charle Kline is too young to remember the Vegas Xtreme Wrestling era that provided us with not only Anderson but also Ric Beauty and the O'Malley Brothers...
TM: True... Anyway... Time for the next match... Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... Fighting out of Hollywood, CA and weighing in at 250 pounds... "The Horror Show" Max Crash
[Crash stands motionless in the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks in over the PA system and the fans look towards the entrance way as Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw makes his way through the curtain...]
SJD: From Tampa, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds...
[Crenshaw stands for a moment, looking at the crowd menacingly, before slowly walking towards the ring... As he reaches the ringside area, he squats down at the ring steps, touches the bottom step with both hands, and then proceeds to get into the ring... At this point he strides over to Seth Bronwen and stands in his line of sight...]
SJD: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
"The Horror Show" Max Crash
Vs Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Max Crash takes Judd Crenshaw down with a lariat...
Max Crash seemingly enjoys the boos...
Max Crash executes a power bomb on Judd Crenshaw...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash works the crowd...
Max Crash seemingly enjoys the boos...
Max Crash nails Judd Crenshaw with a series of punches...
Max Crash is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Max Crash goes for a backdrop, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a sunset flip...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw uses a German suplex on Max Crash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw hits a series of mounted punches on Max Crash...
Judd Crenshaw whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with a clothesline...
Max Crash works the crowd...
Max Crash seemingly enjoys the boos...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with an Uranage...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with a clothesline...
Max Crash executes an Uranage on Judd Crenshaw...
Max Crash slides out of the ring...
He returns with a baseball bat...
Max Crash hits him with the baseball bat...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with a series of punches...
Max Crash hits a vertical suplex on Judd Crenshaw...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Max Crash...
Max Crash chokes him with a baseball bat...
Max Crash hits Judd Crenshaw with a clothesline...
Max Crash throws Judd Crenshaw into the turnbuckle...
Max Crash goes for a clothesline, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a crucifix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw nails Max Crash with a kneelift...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a vertical suplex, but Max Crash reverses it...
Max Crash whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw misses with a shoulderblock...
Max Crash misses with a clothesline...
Max Crash misses with an elbow...
Judd Crenshaw hits Max Crash with a clothesline...
Judd Crenshaw locks Max Crash in a triangle choke...
Max Crash inches his way towards the ropes after 8 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a backbreaker, but Max Crash counters it with a facerake...
Max Crash nails Judd Crenshaw with a snap suplex...
Max Crash takes Judd Crenshaw down with a snap suplex...
Max Crash places Judd Crenshaw on the turnbuckle...
Max Crash uses a top-rope huracanrana on Judd Crenshaw...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Max Crash whips Judd Crenshaw into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw hits Max Crash with a shoulderblock...
Judd Crenshaw gets a Fujiwara armbar on Max Crash...
Max Crash manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw executes the Death Grip on Max Crash...
Max Crash summons one last burst of energy...
Dana Riggelman asks Max Crash if he's still there...
Max Crash doesn't respond...
Dana Riggelman stops the fight after 17 seconds...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
SJD: The winner of the match - Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw!
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Winner: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
Time of match: 0:04:09
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TM: Solid win there for Crenshaw...
JT: I have high hopes for this guy...
TM: Up next we have the IXWA Television Championship match...
JT: Will Kline walk out with 2 lots of gold? Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows after him with the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship held in her arms...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion...
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
IXWA Television Championship:
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline Vs
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a dropkick against the turnbuckle...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline goes for a cradle piledriver, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a dropkick to the knee...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with a spinning back suplex...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a figure-four leglock, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe executes a double ax handle chop on Charlie Kline...
Archibald Smythe whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Charlie Kline uses a handspring moonsault on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a kick...
Archibald Smythe climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline nails him in the stomach...
Archibald Smythe falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline hits a superplex on Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a spinning heel kick on Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe comes back and rocks Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon trips Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman threatens Charlie Kline with disqualification...
Dana Riggelman warns "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon...
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline executes a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a frog splash, but Archibald Smythe gets his knees up...
Archibald Smythe catches Charlie Kline in a sleeperhold...
Charlie Kline is struggling to reach the ropes...
Charlie Kline manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a piledriver...
Archibald Smythe hits a gutwrench suplex on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe goes for a shoulderblock, but Charlie Kline counters it with a running elbow smash...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Charlie Kline executes a chop on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline uses a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a spinning heel kick...
Charlie Kline executes a standing moonsault on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a fisherman buster on Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline goes for a springboard moonsault, but Archibald Smythe rolls out of the way...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a double ax handle chop...
Archibald Smythe catches Charlie Kline in a leg grapevine...
Charlie Kline is struggling to reach the ropes...
Charlie Kline inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Archibald Smythe executes a half nelson suplex on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe hits a swinging neckbreaker on Charlie Kline...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but Charlie Kline counters it with a sunset flip...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a chop on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with an elbow...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Charlie Kline executes a handspring moonsault on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a jawbreaker...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a slingshot suplex...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a half nelson suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline executes a flying spinning leg lariat on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a spinning back suplex...
Charlie Kline further incites the crowd...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline throws Archibald Smythe out of the ring...
Charlie Kline goes through the ropes...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline throws Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a fisherman buster...
Charlie Kline sets up a table...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline tries to drive Archibald Smythe through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe uses a double ax handle chop on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a gutwrench suplex...
Archibald Smythe throws Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
Archibald Smythe hits a European uppercut on Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Charlie Kline grabs a chair...
Charlie Kline takes a running start and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with a flying spinning leg lariat...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline tries to drive Archibald Smythe through the table with a moonsault bodyblock, but he moves out of the way...
The table is broken in half...
A few fans are cheering on Archibald Smythe...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline hits a backdrop driver on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Charlie Kline hits a spinning heel kick on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with an elbow drop...
Charlie Kline gets back into the ring...
[“O Fortuna” hits and The 24 Hour Man Ric Beauty walks out from behind the curtain... Ric smiles at the crowd and walks to the ring... Moments later Neil Bonser walks out behind him and
follows him to the ringside area... Dana Riggelman looks confused but not nearly as much as Smythe & Kline do... Bonser walks over to Joey Diamond and takes a microphone from him...]
Bonser: Thanks Jack!
[Diamond just kinda shakes his head and sits down again...]
Bonser: We're going to stop this match right there...
[Smythe slides back into the ring...]
Bonser: This man right here, Ric Beauty, has informed me that he plans on cashing his Survival of the Fittest opportunity for the IXWA Television Championship... And he is doing it RIGHT NOW!
[Beauty slides into the ring and scrambles to his feet...]
Bonser: And just to put an extra twist on things - this match is now an elimination match... Ring the bell...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
IXWA Television Championship - triangle elimination match:
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline Vs
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
"The 24 Hour Man" Ric Beauty
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a gutwrench suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty goes for an arm wringer, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Charlie Kline hits a chop on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a spin kick...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline hits a standing moonsault on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a moonsault, but Ric Beauty gets his knees up...
Ric Beauty gets a side headlock on Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd erupts...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The crowd erupts...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty catches Charlie Kline in an abdominal stretch...
Charlie Kline is struggling to reach the ropes...
Charlie Kline grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a forearm smash, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a spin kick...
(Charlie Kline and Archibald Smythe are going at it...)
Charlie Kline places Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with tree of woe dropkick...
Charlie Kline goes for a Huracanrana, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a jumping bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe goes for a series of stomps, but Charlie Kline rolls out of the way...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a cartwheel splash...
Charlie Kline goes for a springboard moonsault, but Archibald Smythe rolls out of the way...
Archibald Smythe executes a shoulderblock on Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning heel kick, but Archibald Smythe ducks out of the way...
Archibald Smythe sends Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Archibald Smythe hits a head and arm suplex on Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a piledriver...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
(Ric Beauty and Charlie Kline are going at it...)
Ric Beauty goes for an abdominal stretch, but Charlie Kline counters it with an elbowsmash...
Charlie Kline places Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline uses tree of woe dropkick on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a backbreaker...
Charlie Kline uses a frog splash on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for an elbow drop, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a flying reverse neckbreaker...
Charlie Kline hits a frog splash on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty nails him in the stomach...
Charlie Kline falls onto the top turnbuckle...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a belly-to-back superplex...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Ric Beauty and Charlie Kline get hit with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Charlie Kline counters it with a backslide...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline uses spinning headscissors on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a backbreaker...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a belly-to-belly suplex...
The crowd is giving Ric Beauty a standing ovation...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a kick...
Ric Beauty locks Charlie Kline in a side headlock...
Charlie Kline tries to escape the hold...
Charlie Kline is struggling to reach the ropes...
Charlie Kline is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Charlie Kline makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Ric Beauty uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a head and arm suplex...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty and Charlie Kline get hit with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty executes a back suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a dropkick...
Ric Beauty goes for a double underhook suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Charlie Kline hits an elbow drop on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a slingshot suplex...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a side headlock, but Charlie Kline throws him off...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a dropkick to the knee...
Charlie Kline hits spinning headscissors on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a roundhouse kick...
Charlie Kline executes a flip piledriver on Ric Beauty...
(Charlie Kline and Archibald Smythe are going at it...)
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline further incites the crowd...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a moonsault bodyblock on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline puts Archibald Smythe in a figure-four leglock...
Archibald Smythe's shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe's shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe's shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty makes the save...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline complains about a slow count...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a dropsault...
Charlie Kline goes for a DDT, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline falls out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe rolls out under the bottom rope...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline uses a flying huracanrana on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe is starting to bleed...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Charlie Kline hits a chop on Archibald Smythe...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with a vertical suplex...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a double underhook suplex...
Charlie Kline is busted wide open...
Archibald Smythe nails Charlie Kline with a drop toe hold...
Archibald Smythe uses a European uppercut on Charlie Kline...
Archibald Smythe shoves Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a kneebreaker...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe hits a snap suplex on Charlie Kline...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Charlie Kline uses a backbreaker on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline throws Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline goes for a clothesline, but Archibald Smythe ducks out of the way...
Archibald Smythe shoves Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with an enzuigiri...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline knocks Archibald Smythe into the ringpost...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline sets up a table...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline tries to drive Archibald Smythe through the table with a moonsault, but he moves out of the way...
The table didn't break...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline uses a chop on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline executes a somersault legdrop through the table...
The table didn't break...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline sets up Archibald Smythe on the table...
Charlie Kline tries to drive Archibald Smythe through the table with a somersault legdrop, but he moves out of the way...
The table is broken in half...
There are lots of chants for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe throws Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but Charlie Kline counters it with a sunset flip...
Charlie Kline throws Archibald Smythe back into the ring...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Charlie Kline uses a sidewalk slam on Archibald Smythe...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with an atomic drop...
(Charlie Kline and Ric Beauty are going at it...)
Charlie Kline uses an atomic drop on Ric Beauty...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a DDT...
The crowd is vociferously booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline goes for a release German suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with an elbowsmash...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
The crowd is giving Ric Beauty a standing ovation...
Ric Beauty goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline uses a Huracanrana on Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning heel kick, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a kick...
Ric Beauty executes the Beauty Bomb on Charlie Kline...
The crowd erupts...
Ric Beauty goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon distracts Dana Riggelman...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown but Charlie Kline pulls Dana Riggelman in the way!
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
Charlie Kline uses a backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline throws Dana Riggelman over the top rope...
Dana Riggelman is out cold...
Dana Riggelman crawls back into the ring...
Dana Riggelman slowly gets up...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a dropkick...
(Archibald Smythe and Charlie Kline are going at it...)
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a slingshot suplex...
Archibald Smythe goes for a hiptoss, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Charlie Kline with an elbow...
Archibald Smythe goes for a camel clutch, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline takes Archibald Smythe down with a release German suplex...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Archibald Smythe has been eliminated...
TM: Oh man! We're going to have a new champion tonight!
JT: One of the men in the ring - standing face to face and breathing heavily will be the new IXWA Television Champion...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
(Charlie Kline and Ric Beauty are going at it...)
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a snap suplex...
Ric Beauty uses a double leg takedown on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty goes for a leg grapevine, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a flying huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline uses a chop on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a dropkick to the knee...
Charlie Kline executes a clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with an elbow drop...
Charlie Kline hits a backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning back suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with a bulldog...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty sends Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty charges into the corner...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline falls out of the ring...
Ric Beauty jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty shoves Charlie Kline into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty goes for a forearm smash, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline throws Ric Beauty into the guardrail...
Charlie Kline throws Ric Beauty back into the ring...
Charlie Kline brings the table into the ring...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a backdrop driver, but Ric Beauty counters it with a go-behind...
Ric Beauty hits a head and arm suplex on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits a fisherman buster on Ric Beauty...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Charlie Kline sets up Ric Beauty on the table...
Charlie Kline executes a backdrop driver through the table...
The table is broken in half...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Charlie Kline climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty nails him in the stomach...
Charlie Kline falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a belly-to-back superplex...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Charlie Kline has been eliminated...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Ric Beauty...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW IXWA Television Champion -- Riiiiiiiiiic Beauuuuuuuuuuuty!
[With Kline down in the ring being tended to and Beauty also barely moving as Dana Riggelman drapes the IXWA Television Championship over his body...]
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:10:08
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TM: Beauty has made good on his word from earlier tonight and is the new Champion!
JT: Well - I never saw that coming! And he'll still be in action later on tonight...
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TM: What an amazing night so far and there is still more to come...
JT: Let's get right on with it then... Over to you, Ja-- er, Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring and accompanied by Veronica... Fighting out of Beverly Hills, California and weighing in at 245 pounds... "Dynamite" Derrick North...
[North and his associate Veronica look a little concerned as they know who North is set to face...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach thunderously blasts throughout the arena as the lights are cut off... A white spotlight shines onto a 6 foot 10 inch, 300 pound red-eyed giant known as “Lucifer’s Retort” Seth Bronwen, walking with a purpose to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction... Seth wears a black leather top over a metal breast plate... The two are attached... This leather covering is fashioned into what looks like a leather breast plate... It attaches at the shoulders with medium sized, gold buttons... On the chest of this leather top are golden symbols... Also, on the rib cage are six medium sized, gold buttons... Seth removes this gear upon his entrance into the ring... Then, in a second piece - A leather waist-line with gold, medium size buttons going around the entire waist line is attached to six six-inch leather loops, some-what diamond-shaped where the bottoms end right at the knees... These loops are in front and back of Seth’s lower-body... He is barefoot... Also, balled around his left hand is a portion of the Log Chain he’s dragging to the ring as another half of the chain slithers about three feet behind him... In his right hand is a tattered, beat-up teddy bear that he hold onto with a tight grip...]
SJD: From National, Florida and weighing in at 300 pounds... "Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[As Seth gets to ring-side, he sets the log chain in the near-aisle-left-turnbuckle corner of the ring... He then sets his teddy bear near the ring steps... As he removes his leather top and breast-plate and places it near the ring steps the camera focuses in on the teddy bear as the referee kicks the chain to the outside mat and we notice the life-like red eyes in the teddy bear, almost looking as if it’s alive...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
"Dynamite" Derrick North Vs
"Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Derrick North executes a fisherman suplex on Seth Bronwen...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Derrick North tells the crowd to shut up...
A small "Derrick North" chant is being started...
Derrick North nails Seth Bronwen with a side suplex...
A small "Derrick North" chant is being started...
Derrick North hits a DDT on Seth Bronwen...
The crowd is starting to get behind Derrick North...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Derrick North hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Derrick North is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Derrick North hits Seth Bronwen with a punch...
Derrick North punches Seth Bronwen...
A small "Derrick North" chant is being started...
Derrick North punches Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North hits a forearm to the back on Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North punches Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North punches Seth Bronwen...
The crowd is cheering on Derrick North...
Derrick North uses a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North executes a punch on Seth Bronwen...
Derrick North goes for a punch, but Seth Bronwen reverses it...
Seth Bronwen executes the Last Stop on Derrick North...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Quite a few boos are audible...
SJD: The winner of the match - Seeeeeeeeth Bronwen!
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Winner: Seth Brownwen
Time of match: 0:01:53
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JT: North hit Bronwnen with almost 2 minutes of solid offence there...
TM: And then Bronwen destroyed him with one move... This guy is a bona-fide monster and he's working his way through the roster until he gets what he wants!
JT: Which is?
TM: Total destruction!
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face! Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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TM: Up next we have a tag team match featuring the men who confronted new IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion - Roman Anderson and Ric Beauty who has since become the IXWA Television Champion...
JT: Let's take it over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - at a total combined weight of 460 pounds... From Hollywood, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... "Sweet As Candy" Kenny Lust and his partner - from Malibu, CA and weighing in at 225 pounds... "Malibu" Mike Madison...
JT: Seriously - where is Bonser finding these guys?
SJD: Their opponents...
[That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s "Have A Drink On Me" blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
SJD: From Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley Brothers, along with Marcus’s wife Jessica; walk out on the stage... Anthony walks out on the stage in red thigh length shorts with green lightning bolts on his butt, red ankle length shoes, red kneepads and elbow pads... Marcus walks out wearing a sleeveless white T-Shirt that has “You Got Two Choices” on the front in Red and “Drink or Fight” written in red on the black... In addition, he’s wearing light blue jeans, wrestling boots, green elbowpads and heavily white taped wrists... Jessica, wearing Marcus’s trademarked T-Shirt, blue jeans and nice dress shoes, extends her arms pointing at the brothers... Anthony starts talking to the fans to get them riled up as they start walking down the aisle...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
"Sweet as Candy" Kenny Lust &
"Mr... Malibu" Mike Madison
Vs The O'Malley Brothers
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mike Madison throws Anthony O'Malley into the turnbuckle...
Mike Madison runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Mike Madison hits a hiptoss on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison works the crowd...
The crowd is cheering on Mike Madison...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a kneelift...
Mike Madison chops Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley punches Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley hits Mike Madison with a vertical suplex...
Anthony O'Malley executes a reverse DDT on Mike Madison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a backdrop, but Mike Madison blocks it...
Mike Madison executes a kneelift on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison goes for a back suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a bulldog...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Mike Madison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Madison with a double backdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley whips Mike Madison into the ropes...
Mike Madison hits Marcus O'Malley with a kick...
Mike Madison tags out to Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust executes an elbowsmash on Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust goes for a bodyslam, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a backdrop, but Kenny Lust counters it with a sunset flip...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kenny Lust uses an elbowsmash on Anthony O'Malley...
Kenny Lust goes for a vertical suplex, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Kenny Lust goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Mike Madison enters the ring and throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Kenny Lust and Mike Madison hit Marcus O'Malley with a double vertical suplex...
Mike Madison leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Marcus O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a hair pull takedown...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a hair pull takedown, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley kicks Kenny Lust...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Marcus O'Malley punches Kenny Lust...
The crowd is giving Marcus O'Malley a standing ovation...
Marcus O'Malley chops Kenny Lust...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley hits a headbutt to the groin on Kenny Lust...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a spinning heel kick, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley takes Kenny Lust down with a running clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with an inverted atomic drop...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley whip Kenny Lust into the ropes...
They hit Kenny Lust with a double fist to the midsection...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley places Kenny Lust on the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley hits a superplex on Kenny Lust...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley uses a flying dropkick on Kenny Lust...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a tiger suplex, but Kenny Lust counters it with a backward kick...
Kenny Lust tags out to Mike Madison...
Mike Madison and Kenny Lust whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection, but
he counters it with a double clothesline...
Kenny Lust leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a monkey flip, but Mike Madison blocks it...
Mike Madison whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Mike Madison hits a punch on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison goes for a dragon screw, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley chops Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison chops Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley...
Kenny Lust enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kenny Lust nails Anthony O'Malley with a dropkick...
Mike Madison goes for a back suplex, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Kenny Lust leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Mike Madison counters it with a crucifix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Madison nails Anthony O'Malley with a low blow...
Mike Madison takes Anthony O'Malley down with a dragon screw...
Mike Madison goes for an atomic drop, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a facerake...
Anthony O'Malley is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley executes a running clothesline on Mike Madison...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Anthony O'Malley sets up Mike Madison on the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley hits a superplex on Mike Madison...
Marcus O'Malley takes Mike Madison down with a flying fistdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley whips Mike Madison into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Mike Madison counters it with a crucifix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Mike Madison executes a flying clothesline on Marcus O'Malley...
There are lots of chants for Mike Madison...
Mike Madison executes a reverse neckbreaker on Marcus O'Malley...
There are lots of chants for Mike Madison...
Mike Madison covers Marcus O'Malley...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Madison executes a stomp on Marcus O'Malley...
Mike Madison hits a clothesline on Marcus O'Malley...
Mike Madison goes for a side headlock, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a back suplex...
Marcus O'Malley executes a stomp on Mike Madison...
Marcus O'Malley hits Mike Madison with an eye gouge...
Marcus O'Malley executes a flying axhandle on Mike Madison...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a butterfly suplex, but Mike Madison blocks it...
Mike Madison goes for a headlock takedown, but Marcus O'Malley throws him off...
Marcus O'Malley whips Mike Madison into the ropes...
Mike Madison hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Mike Madison runs into the ropes...
Mike Madison goes for a flying forearm, but Marcus O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley whip Mike Madison into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Mike Madison with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Mike Madison hits them with a double clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Mike Madison runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits Mike Madison with a shoulderblock...
Anthony O'Malley takes Mike Madison down with a flying axhandle...
Anthony O'Malley uses a reverse DDT on Mike Madison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mike Madison counters it with a legsweep...
Mike Madison uses a kneebreaker on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison hits a punch on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison locks Anthony O'Malley in an abdominal stretch...
Anthony O'Malley makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds...
Mike Madison goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a DDT, but Mike Madison blocks it...
Mike Madison whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Mike Madison misses with an elbow...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Mike Madison goes for a kneebreaker, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley hits Mike Madison...
The crowd is cheering on Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison chops Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is behind Mike Madison all the way...
Mike Madison punches Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is behind Mike Madison all the way...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a backdrop...
Mike Madison tags out to Kenny Lust...
Mike Madison enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a headlock takedown...
Kenny Lust takes Anthony O'Malley down with a flying bulldog...
Mike Madison hits Anthony O'Malley with a clothesline...
Kenny Lust climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Anthony O'Malley nails him in the stomach...
Kenny Lust falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Mike Madison leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a superplex...
There are lots of chants for Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley takes Kenny Lust down with a snap suplex...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a flying fistdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley throws Kenny Lust out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes outside...
Marcus O'Malley is handed a road sign...
Marcus O'Malley hits him with the road sign...
Marcus O'Malley climbs back into the ring...
Kenny Lust follows him back in...
Marcus O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with a punch...
Marcus O'Malley takes Kenny Lust down with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a headbutt, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust hits Marcus O'Malley with an elbowsmash...
Kenny Lust chops Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust hits Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust chops Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust...
The chants for Marcus O'Malley are deafening...
Kenny Lust kicks Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley punches Kenny Lust...
The crowd is behind Marcus O'Malley all the way...
Marcus O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a spinning heel kick, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust nails Marcus O'Malley with a piledriver...
Kenny Lust runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a big boot, but Kenny Lust ducks out of the way...
Kenny Lust executes a DDT on Marcus O'Malley...
The crowd is going crazy...
Kenny Lust hits Marcus O'Malley with a dropkick...
Kenny Lust hits an elbowsmash on Marcus O'Malley...
Mike Madison enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Kenny Lust and Mike Madison whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Kenny Lust and Mike Madison hit Marcus O'Malley with a double flying clothesline...
Mike Madison leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust executes a bodyslam on Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust nails Marcus O'Malley with an elbowsmash...
Kenny Lust goes for a vertical suplex, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a fallaway slam, but Kenny Lust counters it with a forearm smash...
Kenny Lust whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Kenny Lust takes Marcus O'Malley down with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is really behind Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Kenny Lust goes outside...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Kenny Lust climbs back into the ring...
Marcus O'Malley rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Marcus O'Malley brings the table into the ring...
Kenny Lust goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley sets up Kenny Lust on the table...
Marcus O'Malley tries to drive Kenny Lust through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it...
Kenny Lust goes for a vertical suplex, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley sets up Kenny Lust on the table...
Marcus O'Malley tries to drive Kenny Lust through the table with a flying kneedrop, but he moves out of the way...
The table is broken in half...
Kenny Lust takes Marcus O'Malley down with a series of punches...
Kenny Lust goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a hair pull takedown, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust goes for a dropkick, but Marcus O'Malley side-steps and Kenny Lust crashes to the canvas...
Marcus O'Malley is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a flying kneedrop...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Mike Madison enters the ring and lays out Marcus O'Malley...
Kenny Lust and Mike Madison whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double elbowsmash...
Mike Madison leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a shoulderblock...
Anthony O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a clothesline...
Kenny Lust falls out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley goes outside...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Marcus O'Malley comes over to make it two-on-one...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit Kenny Lust with a double elbowdrop...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit Kenny Lust with a double backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with a German suplex...
Anthony O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Kenny Lust rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Anthony O'Malley hits Kenny Lust with a dropkick...
Anthony O'Malley places Kenny Lust on the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley executes a superplex on Kenny Lust...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley sends Kenny Lust into the turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley charges in with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley tags Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley lifts Kenny Lust up...
Anthony O'Malley nails Kenny Lust with the It's Closing Time and goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd erupts...
SJD: The winners of the match - The O'Malley Brothers...
TM: That was actually quite an entertaining match...
JT: Very much agreed...
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Winners: The O'Malley Brothers
Time of match: 0:16:00
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Backstage:
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[Backstage we go to Mandy and Kimberly McGraff standing in front of an IXWA banner...]
MM: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s our honor to introduce to you...the NEW IXWA Tag Team Champions!!
KM: Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon...
BOTH MCGRAFF GIRLS: The Mason-Dixon Line!!!!
[In the picture walks both Phillips and Dixon sporting their newly won titles... Both men are decked out in their wrestling gear as Phillips hoists his belt over his left shoulder while Dixon proudly wears his around his waist...]
MM: Stephen, how does it feel to be a champion so early on in your career?
SD: I gotta admit - it feels better than I originally expected... Three months ago Mandy, Mason and I came here to IXWA to put the Posse and the rest of the tag team division on notice... We told them that a change was brewing on the horizon and that we were coming for these titles you see around us today... Yesterday, we were the hunters... Today, we have now become the hunted... We’re now in an environment we’ve never experienced before and with the rumors running backstage that IXWA is set to sign some new tag team talent, it’s important that “Big Stick” and I work harder than we’ve ever worked before... Not just in the ring but also in preparation outside the ring as well... Mason and I must be on the top of our games every night if we want to keep these babies around our waists... But one thing that the fans of IXWA can be for certain is that Mason and I are fighting champions... We will be more than happy to defend these belts night in and night out... Whether it be the O’Malleys, the Posse, Double Entendres, any tag team from CWF or any other free agent tag teams, we will defend these titles with the same honor and respect that they deserve... Only difference is Mason and I will be walking out still the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions...
KM: And it’s because you guys are champions tonight is why you are in tonight’s main event in the “Champions Showcase” against the Extreme Warrior champion Roman Anderson and multi-time IXWA champion, and the new IXWA Television Champion - Ric Beauty... How do you like your chances tonight, Mason?
MP: Well it’s like Stephen just said, Kimberly - we are fighting champions... If it was our choice, we would gladly put up these belts against them tonight but IXWA management frowned on the suggestion... But that doesn’t mean that we still won’t put up one heck of a fight against them though... Roman didn’t just have that title handed to him... He had to walk through all sorts of Hell to get that Extreme Warrior title around his waist... And then there’s Ric Beauty, who’s so unpredictable from one outing to the next so you really don’t know what to expect from him... But then again, they don’t know what to expect from us either...
[Mason looks into the camera...]
MP: No offense to the late Waylon Jennings, but it won’t be Daddy that only walks the Line tonight... Roman... Ric... Tonight you may have found yourself in a situation that you can’t win... You will find out why Stephen and I have said from day one that we were the BEST tag team in the IXWA... You will find out, singles titles or not, why all your previous achievements and accolades cannot prepare you for what will take place in that ring tonight... And yes, you will find out for yourselves why it’s very dangerous and hazardous to your health to Cross The Line!
[With that, we go back to ringside...]
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TM: I'm looking forward to our main event...
JT: So am I but we have one more match to go before that one... Brian Styles is in action... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... Fighting out of Beverly Hills, CA and weighing in at 260 pounds... Ace Styles
[Ace Styles stands in the ring - looking petrified...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
JT: Are these guys related?
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
Styles Clash:
Ace Styles Vs "Pandemonium" Bryan Styles
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ace Styles whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ace Styles ducks out of the way...
Ace Styles runs into the ropes...
Ace Styles misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles catches Ace Styles in a Fujiwara armbar...
Ace Styles is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ace Styles is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ace Styles inches his way towards the ropes after 14 seconds...
Brian Styles gets a bodyscissors submission on Ace Styles...
Ace Styles inches his way towards the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles whips Ace Styles into the ropes...
Ace Styles misses with an elbow...
Ace Styles misses with a clothesline...
Ace Styles hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Brian Styles falls out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, Brian Styles re-enters the ring...
Ace Styles executes a series of punches on Brian Styles...
Ace Styles hits Brian Styles with a roundhouse right...
Ace Styles whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ace Styles with an elbow...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on Ace Styles...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
SJD: The winner of the match - Briaaaaaaaaan Styyyyyyyles!
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Winner: "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
Time of match: 0:01:21
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TM: Well that should answer your question... I would guess not... If they are - I'm not going to join them for Thanksgiving this year...
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June 19, 2015!
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TM: We're back and it's time for our main event...
JT: The champions showcase... The Extreme Tag Team Champions go head to head with the Extreme Warrior Champion AND the Television Champion! Enough talking - over to Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall and it is your main event for the evening... Introducing first...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring followed by his wife, Val who is carrying the IXWA Television Championship... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Television Champion... RIC BEAUTY!
[Ric smiles and moves into his corner but noticeably winces...]
TM: Beauty has already been in action this evening...
SJD: His partner...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring... He has the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship wrapped proudly around his waist...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio’s “Big” begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiselled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown mustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement... They raise their newly won championship belts high above their heads...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 10, 2015
Main Event – When Champions Collide:
Roman Anderson (IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion) &
"The 24 Hour Man" Ric Beauty (IXWA Television Champion)
Vs
The Mason-Dixon Line (IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Stephen Dixon nails Roman Anderson with belly to belly suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon goes for an abdominal stretch, but Roman Anderson counters it with an elbowsmash...
Roman Anderson takes Stephen Dixon down with a flying forearm...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Roman Anderson and Ric Beauty whip Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Stephen Dixon with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a snap suplex, but Roman Anderson counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson chops Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson chops Stephen Dixon...
Roman Anderson uses a flying forearm on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson nails Stephen Dixon with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon takes Roman Anderson down with a neckbreaker drop...
Stephen Dixon goes for a double underhook suplex, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson nails Stephen Dixon with a series of kicks to the head...
Roman Anderson executes a flip piledriver on Stephen Dixon...
Roman Anderson tags out to Ric Beauty...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double backdrop...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a side headlock, but Ric Beauty throws him off...
Ric Beauty kicks Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon kicks Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon punches Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty chops Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon kicks Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty chops Stephen Dixon...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty kicks Stephen Dixon...
Ric Beauty kicks Stephen Dixon...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Stephen Dixon on the turnbuckle, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a double underhook suplex, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a backdrop...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon uses a gutwrench powerbomb on Ric Beauty...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon nails Ric Beauty with a slingshot suplex...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Roman Anderson enters the ring and lays out Stephen Dixon...
Ric Beauty and Roman Anderson whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Mason Phillips with a double backdrop, but he counters
it with a double headsmash...
The crowd is cheering on Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Ric Beauty with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
Ric Beauty takes Mason Phillips down with a forearm smash...
Ric Beauty goes for a front facelock, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Mason Phillips nails Ric Beauty with a pumphandle slam...
The crowd is cheering on Mason Phillips...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double fist to the midsection...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double backdrop...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips uses an atomic drop on Ric Beauty...
Mason Phillips chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty punches Mason Phillips...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Ric Beauty chops Mason Phillips...
The crowd erupts...
Mason Phillips chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty kicks Mason Phillips...
Ric Beauty puts Mason Phillips in a side headlock...
Mason Phillips is struggling to reach the ropes...
Mason Phillips inches his way towards the ropes after 20 seconds...
Ric Beauty executes a hiptoss on Mason Phillips...
Ric Beauty goes for an abdominal stretch, but Mason Phillips counters it with an elbowsmash...
Mason Phillips goes for a front slam, but Ric Beauty turns in mid-air and lands on him...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Mason Phillips takes Ric Beauty down with a sidewalk slam...
Mason Phillips is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double elbowsmash...
Roman Anderson enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Ric Beauty with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Ric Beauty hits them with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Ric Beauty sets up Stephen Dixon on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty hits Stephen Dixon with a belly-to-back superplex...
The crowd is giving Ric Beauty a standing ovation...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a backslide...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon executes belly to belly suplex on Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Stephen Dixon goes for a head and arm suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a punch...
Stephen Dixon puts Ric Beauty in an abdominal stretch...
Ric Beauty tries to escape the hold...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 15 seconds...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Stephen Dixon hits a drop toe hold on Ric Beauty...
Mason Phillips puts Ric Beauty in a full nelson...
Ric Beauty is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ric Beauty manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Ric Beauty into the ropes...
They hit Ric Beauty with a double backdrop...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips hits Ric Beauty with a sitout powerbomb...
Mason Phillips uses a legdrop on Ric Beauty...
Mason Phillips takes Ric Beauty down with a DDT...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips tags Stephen Dixon...
Mason Phillips nails Ric Beauty with a running lariat...
Stephen Dixon executes a running clothesline and goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Stephen Dixon uses a dragon suplex on Ric Beauty...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Val Beauty distracts Perry Crabtree...
Perry Crabtree is back on the job...
Stephen Dixon executes a back suplex on Ric Beauty...
Stephen Dixon uses a dragon suplex on Ric Beauty...
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Stephen Dixon lifts a shoulder, Val Beauty distracts Perry Crabtree...
Perry Crabtree is back on the job...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty puts Stephen Dixon in an abdominal stretch...
Stephen Dixon reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty tags out to Roman Anderson...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and lays out Ric Beauty...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips hit Roman Anderson with a double bodyslam...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon takes Roman Anderson down with a T-Bone Suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon uses a European uppercut on Roman Anderson...
Stephen Dixon throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Roman Anderson hangs on to the top rope...
Roman Anderson slides back in under the bottom rope...
Roman Anderson nails Stephen Dixon with a series of kicks to the head...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson takes Stephen Dixon down with a flying spinning leg lariat...
Roman Anderson is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Perry Crabtree removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson executes a frog splash on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon hits Roman Anderson with a clothesline...
Roman Anderson falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, Roman Anderson re-enters the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for an abdominal stretch, but Roman Anderson counters it with a facerake...
Roman Anderson goes for a flying huracanrana, but Stephen Dixon side-steps and Roman Anderson crashes to the canvas...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Roman Anderson into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Roman Anderson with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Roman Anderson hits them with a double clothesline...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Mason Phillips hits a pumphandle slam on Roman Anderson...
There are lots of chants for Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is really behind Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips gets a dragon sleeper on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson tries to escape the hold...
Mason Phillips lets go after 13 seconds...
Mason Phillips nails Roman Anderson with a running clothesline...
Mason Phillips hits a series of mounted punches on Roman Anderson...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Ric Beauty enters the ring and throws Stephen Dixon out of the ring...
Roman Anderson and Ric Beauty whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They hit Mason Phillips with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty leaves the ring...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Mason Phillips misses with a clothesline...
Mason Phillips goes for a bearhug, but Roman Anderson counters it with a facerake...
Roman Anderson executes a backdrop driver on Mason Phillips...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson takes Mason Phillips down with a spin kick...
Roman Anderson takes Mason Phillips down with a DDT...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Roman Anderson executes the GONE TOO DEEP! on Mason Phillips...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips misses with a kick...
Roman Anderson and Mason Phillips get hit with a double clothesline...
Roman Anderson goes for a backdrop driver, but Mason Phillips counters it with a facerake...
[The crowd is going crazy... And up on the XtremeTron we can see why... The O'Malley Brothers can be seen waving and pointing at what is happening in the ring and laughing to themselves... Roman Anderson doesn't seem pleased about it and stands at the side of the ring hollering at the screen... He turns back to his opponent...]
Mason Phillips hits Roman Anderson with a Death Valley Driver...
Mason Phillips tags Stephen Dixon...
Mason Phillips nails Roman Anderson with a running lariat...
Stephen Dixon executes a running clothesline and goes for the pin...
The crowd is cheering on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is cheering on Stephen Dixon...
SJD: The winners of the match - The Mason-Dixon Line...
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Winners: The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:12:16
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[Phillips and Dixon are handed their championship belts and roll out of the ring... Back in the ring - Ric and Val Beauty are in the ring and Roman Anderson is being helped to his feet...
That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s "Have A Drink On Me" blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena... The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley
Brothers sprint out from the back with Jessica O'Malley following behind...]
TM: This one's about to get out of control... Fast!
JT: Absolutely!
[Anderson and Beauty meet The O'Malley Brothers out on the entrance ramp and fists and forearms start flying in all directions as the 4 men brawl... Jessica O'Malley and Val Beauty are screaming at each other... The turquoise shirted IXWA security staff come out form the back and try and separate the brawling men as Beatdown goes off the air...]
TM: That’s all we have time for this week... So long folks...
JT: Until next time...
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