IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - March 11, 2016
Valley View Casino Center, San Diego, CALIFOrnIA
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Earlier This Evening Backstage:
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[It’s your typical backstage setting... The lovely but rather featherbrained Mandy McGraff is standing there in the hallway, mic in hand and checking her reflection in a window on a door when new signing Alice Harris walks by, looking totally lost in her own world...]
MM: Hey... You're new here aren't you?
[Snapped to her senses, Alice turns round and the camera gets a real focused shot of her... Brunette, toned body, average-tallish, pretty but not drop dead gorgeous and dressed like she was going to a Resident Evil Fan Convention, the new female star on the roster certainly looks the part, even if she does look over her shoulder a fair few times...]
MM: I'm Mandy McGraff, Interviewer here at the IXWA... Wanna introduce yourself to us and let the fans watching know just who you are?
[Alice looks about a little bit more before nodding... Mandy extends the microphone to her and Alice begins to speak, coming across as a little shy initially...]
AH: Hi... I'm Alice Harris; I'm the new girl here as you probably guessed... [Nervous laugh] I'm 23, single and I love being in the ring!
[Mandy makes a strange face at the advertisement of Alice's relationship status but lets it slide...]
MM: So, given the few faint scars we can see and the way you carry yourself walking round, it's safe to assume you're experienced in the ring?
[Alice nods...]
AH: That would be correct... I am currently contracted to PRW, where I broke through from their training program and there I have held the Internet title... I'm also contracted to XWA Battlezone and lastly, I am the Legacy Champion in NAW...
[Mandy makes a whistling noise...]
MM: Talk about accomplished and established... Tell me, what is the Legacy Championship?
[Alice beams with pride...]
AH: It's the new name for what was once their world championship... The top brass ring, the big one...
MM: Call me impressed... 23 and a World champion already... Talk about dedication and experience... Tell me, what brings you to the IXWA?
[Alice readjusts her skirt a little and speaks as she fidgets...]
AH: Competition... I'm here to keep pushing myself and to be the best I can be and I know this sounds all clichéd, but I do feel sorry for anyone who gets in my way on my continued path to greatness...
[Mandy nods but her eyes glance to the camera man as she notices a slight change in Alice's demeanour...]
AH: When I get on a roll, nothing can stop me... Through hell or high water, I will stop at nothing until I achieve my goals... Being recognised as the top superstar wherever I am... Man, Woman, Masked person, it doesn't matter... I will bring everything to the table and if you don't oblige me, I'll kick it in your face, jump across that table and kick you all over the damn place...
[Alice's intensity grows a little as Mandy leans away a little... Taking a step closer, Alice takes a good look at the interviewer and gives her a suggestive smile...]
AH: But if I like what I see... And people are prepared to push me to my limit to try and beat me... I may reward them... Or I may destroy them... Either way... I get whatever I want out of the result...
[Suddenly going back to all shy, sweetness and niceness, she backs away and waves to Mandy...]
AH: Well I gotta go... Word is I got a match soon and then I got a BIG match coming where I can begin to cement my reputation as the top athlete here in the IXWA...
[As Alice walks away, letting her hips sway a little, Mandy takes a deep breath...]
MM: O---Kay...
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to IXWA Friday Night Beatdown... Tonight is the last stop before the Survival of the Fittest supercard and there are quite a few new faces here tonight...
JT: Yeah – we have just seen one of them – Alice Harris – when she arrived here at the Valley View Casino Center here in San Diego...
TM: Cheap pop?
JT: Damn right... In fact she is in action in our opening match... Over to you Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring and fighting out of Daytona Beach, Florida... She weighs in at 120 pounds... Sky Heart!!!
[A polite ripple of applause flows around the arena...]
SJD: Her opponent...
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
Debut match:
Sky Heart Vs "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Sky Heart executes a bodyslam on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart locks Alice Harris in a choke against the ropes...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Sky Heart to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Sky Heart throws Alice Harris out of the ring...
Sky Heart rolls out under the bottom rope...
Sky Heart throws Alice Harris into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Sky Heart shoves Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Sky Heart gets back into the ring...
Alice Harris rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Sky Heart runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris uses a monkey flip on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris nails Sky Heart with a flying dropkick...
Alice Harris goes for a slingshot suplex, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart goes for an armbar submission, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris uses the Pele kick on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Sky Heart uses a bodyslam on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with an elbow...
Sky Heart misses with a kick...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with a clothesline...
Alice Harris gets a choke against the ropes on Sky Heart...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Alice Harris to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four, five...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Alice Harris...
Alice Harris goes for a monkey flip, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris with a double-axhandle chop...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris...
Sky Heart seemingly enjoys the boos...
Sky Heart chops Alice Harris...
Sky Heart is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
Sky Heart goes for an armbreaker, but Alice Harris counters it with a facerake...
Alice Harris executes a chop on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits an eye gouge on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris takes Sky Heart down with a bodyslam...
Alice Harris executes a palm blow on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with an arm wringer...
Alice Harris whips Sky Heart into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with a kick...
Alice Harris uses a flying dropkick on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris throws Sky Heart into the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Alice Harris nails Sky Heart with a DDT...
Alice Harris sends Sky Heart into the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris executes a kick to the knee on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris executes a kick to the thigh on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris goes for a spinning heel kick, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris...
Sky Heart seemingly enjoys the boos...
Sky Heart punches Alice Harris...
Sky Heart is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Alice Harris kicks Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is booing Alice Harris...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Alice Harris...
Alice Harris chops Sky Heart...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Alice Harris...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with an elbow...
Alice Harris whips Sky Heart into the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris charges in with a cartwheel kick, but Sky Heart moves out of the way...
Sky Heart chops Alice Harris...
Sky Heart punches Alice Harris...
Sky Heart is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Sky Heart goes for a vertical suplex, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for the Pele kick, but Sky Heart ducks out of the way...
Sky Heart throws Alice Harris out of the ring...
Sky Heart goes through the ropes...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Sky Heart climbs back into the ring...
Alice Harris climbs back into the ring...
Sky Heart throws Alice Harris into the turnbuckle...
Sky Heart runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Sky Heart chops Alice Harris...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Sky Heart...
Alice Harris kicks Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Alice Harris...
Alice Harris goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart goes for a snap mare, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for an arm wringer, but Sky Heart reverses it...
Sky Heart nails Alice Harris with a hair pull...
Sky Heart hits a chop on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart punches Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Alice Harris punches Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits a palm blow on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris chops Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is booing Alice Harris...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Sky Heart chops Alice Harris...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
Sky Heart seemingly enjoys the boos...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris...
Sky Heart is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Alice Harris kicks Sky Heart...
Alice Harris is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart hits a hair pull on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart uses a slap on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart whips Alice Harris into the turnbuckle...
Sky Heart goes for a vertical suplex, but Alice Harris reverses it...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Alice Harris...
Alice Harris punches Sky Heart...
Alice Harris takes Sky Heart down with a flying dropkick...
A portion of the crowd is booing Alice Harris...
Alice Harris goes for a Huracanrana, but Sky Heart counters it with a jumping bomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Sky Heart hits a Tombstone on Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Sky Heart nails Alice Harris with a facerake...
Sky Heart nails Alice Harris with a hair pull...
Sky Heart is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Sky Heart goes for a choke against the ropes, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris attempts to place Sky Heart on the turnbuckle, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with a flying huracanrana...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Alice Harris hits an eye gouge on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits a jumping knee on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris locks Sky Heart in a bodyscissors submission...
Sky Heart is struggling to reach the ropes...
Sky Heart manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds...
Alice Harris takes Sky Heart down with an arm wringer...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Sky Heart goes for a faceslam, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for a wheelbarrow faceslam, but Sky Heart counters it with a bulldog...
Sky Heart runs into the ropes...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris with a kick...
Sky Heart goes for a Tombstone, but Alice Harris slides down her back...
Alice Harris goes for a crucifix, but Sky Heart counters it with a Samoan Drop...
In turn, Alice Harris counters it with a crucifix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris hits the Pele kick on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits a brainbuster on Sky Heart...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Alice Harris...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris nails Sky Heart with a fireman's carry takedown...
Alice Harris throws Sky Heart out of the ring...
Alice Harris goes through the ropes...
Alice Harris whips Sky Heart into the guardrail...
Alice Harris throws Sky Heart into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Sky Heart whips Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Sky Heart goes for a clothesline, but Alice Harris counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Alice Harris throws Sky Heart into the guardrail...
Alice Harris re-enters the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 5
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 6
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 7
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 8
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 9
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 10
Sky Heart is counted out...
Alice Harris is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
TM: Alice Harris just annihilated Sky Heart on the outside of the ring and then just got back into the ring as if it was a normal day...
JT: It probably is for her to be honest...
SJD: The winner of the match - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
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Winner: Alice Harris
Time of match: 0:11:51
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[Steve Anderson holds Alice’s hand in the air... She smiles up at him and then pulls her hand from his grip before smacking his ass as she drops to the canvas and slides out of the ring...]
TM: Well – that’s never happened to "Sledgehammer" before!
JT: That we know of... It looks like he kind of enjoyed it...
[Alice and Steve give each other a little wave and then Alice sets about helping Sky to her feet... Once that happens - Alice wastes little time in delivering a high roundhouse kick to the face sending Sky crashing to the floor again...]
TM: Dirty Kick! I think Miss Harris is sending a message to the other participants in the Bad Ass Babe Championship match at Survival of the Fittest...
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Backstage:
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[Mandy McGraff is in the back waiting... Out of nowhere, Don Cleveland walks into the shot...]
Mandy McGraff: Thank you... I'm standing next to RJ's prod--
Don Cleveland: NO NO HELL NO!!! RJ and I are friends... Yep we get into the business but Don Cleveland, I stand on my own... So let's start this again snapper head!!
Mandy McGraff: I am standing next to one of the IXWA's newest wrestlers, "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland, fresh from victory in his debut match...
Don Cleveland: Thanks snapper head... "Whiny" Scotty Bloom got infected last Beatdown... I toyed with him a bit to give the fans their moneys worth... But I saved Black Death, my finisher for special occasions...
Mandy McGraff: And that special occasion could be tonight against Johnny Psychotic?
Don Cleveland: Half-hearted fool calls himself the Human Heart Attack... You know who survives heart attacks? All people do... Daily... You want to look into the sunglasses and see the soulless man standing in front of you... See the reflection of your fears... The infection is already working inside of you, through your bloodstream causing you to flat line before you even get in the ring... Once you get in the ring with 310 pounds, 6 foot six of The Black Plague; you'll get a taste of Black Death that makes you lifeless and infected!!!
[Cleveland stomps off...]
Mandy McGraff: Don Cleveland ready for the Human Heart Attack... Back to you guys...
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The words "Human Heart Attack" appear on the video screen at the top of the entrance ramp and video footage is seen of Johnny Psychotic in action in other federations...]
SJD: Fighting out of Long Island, NY... Weighing in at 263 pounds... "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
["Checkmate (Hang ‘Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill erupts over the PA as Johnny steps out onto the entrance ramp... He walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the nearest middle turnbuckles and raises his hands in the air...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Appetite for Destruction" by NWA
["The Black Plague" Don Cleveland walks out from the locker room area and stops - he turns and watches as "Bad Karma" RJ Souza walks out from behind the curtain, the CWF World Championship draped over his shoulder...]
SJD: Hailing from East Oakland, California and weighing in at 310 pounds... He is accompanied this evening by the CWF World Heavyweight Champion - RJ Souza... He is "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
"Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
Vs "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Johnny Psychotic hits a sunset flip power bomb on Don Cleveland...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic locks Don Cleveland in a surfboard...
Don Cleveland is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Don Cleveland is writhing in pain...
Perry Crabtree asks Don Cleveland if he should stop the fight...
Don Cleveland shakes his head...
Perry Crabtree tells Don Cleveland to respond or he'll stop the fight...
Don Cleveland nods...
Don Cleveland tries to fight the pain...
Johnny Psychotic lets go after 33 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a dragon screw legwhip, but Don Cleveland counters it with an enzuigiri...
Don Cleveland covers Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Don Cleveland misses with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic complains about a slow count...
Johnny Psychotic suddenly goes to the outside...
He grabs a road sign from underneath the ring steps...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the turnbuckle...
Don Cleveland comes back, but is met with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the road sign...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a fisherman suplex, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a sunset flip power bomb, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland goes for a hiptoss, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with a facerake...
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in an anklelock...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the road sign...
The crowd erupts...
Perry Crabtree throws the road sign out of the ring...
Johnny Psychotic gets a crossface chickenwing on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland reverses it...
Johnny Psychotic comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a standing side kick...
Don Cleveland covers Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland nails Johnny Psychotic with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with an elbowdrop...
Don Cleveland goes for a powerbomb, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a cobra clutch...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Johnny Psychotic lets go after 16 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Don Cleveland...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a double chickenwing submission...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland makes it to the ropes after 8 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic sets up Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle...
Johnny Psychotic executes the PsychoPlex on Don Cleveland...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in a sleeperhold...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 17 seconds...
Don Cleveland hits a headbutt on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a hiptoss...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland executes a backbreaker on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland hits an elbowdrop on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a shoulderblock...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a Wrist Clutch Exploder, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland goes for a powerbomb, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic locks Don Cleveland in a rolling takedown leglock...
Don Cleveland is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland reaches the ropes after being locked up for 20 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic gets an armbar submission on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic executes a European uppercut on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a spinebuster slam, but Don Cleveland counters it with a kneelift...
Don Cleveland throws Johnny Psychotic out of the ring...
Don Cleveland goes through the ropes...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Don Cleveland runs Johnny Psychotic into the ringsteps...
Don Cleveland hits a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Johnny Psychotic is handed brass knuckles...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the knuckles...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with brass knuckles...
Johnny Psychotic uses a spinebuster slam on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic sets up a table...
Johnny Psychotic sets up Don Cleveland on the table...
Johnny Psychotic tries to drive Don Cleveland through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Don Cleveland executes a powerbomb on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5...
Don Cleveland gets back into the ring...
Johnny Psychotic follows him back in...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the turnbuckle, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Johnny Psychotic runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Johnny Psychotic attempts to place Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a cobra clutch...
Perry Crabtree asks Don Cleveland if he should stop the fight...
Don Cleveland shakes his head...
Perry Crabtree checks Don Cleveland's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up!
Don Cleveland fights his way out of the hold after 19 seconds...
Don Cleveland uses a powerbomb on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland goes for a backbreaker, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic executes a dragon screw legwhip on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic punches Don Cleveland...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Don Cleveland...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic chops Don Cleveland...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland reverses it...
Don Cleveland charges in with a splash, but Johnny Psychotic lifts his leg...
Johnny Psychotic takes Don Cleveland down with a missile dropkick...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a rolling takedown leglock...
Don Cleveland manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a snap suplex, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland goes for a clothesline, but Johnny Psychotic ducks out of the way...
Johnny Psychotic gives the sign for the PsychoPlex...
Johnny Psychotic attempts to place Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Johnny Psychotic nails Don Cleveland with a spinebuster slam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic takes Don Cleveland down with an overhead belly to belly suplex...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a snap suplex, but Don Cleveland counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a hiptoss...
Johnny Psychotic locks Don Cleveland in crossface camel clutch...
Don Cleveland is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Don Cleveland makes it to the ropes after 10 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Don Cleveland misses with an elbow...
Johnny Psychotic and Don Cleveland get hit with a double clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a crossface chickenwing...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland grabs the ropes after 6 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Don Cleveland uses a clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland executes a headbutt on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland goes for a clothesline, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with a Gorilla Press...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a bodyscissors submission, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland goes for a standing side kick, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in a double chickenwing submission...
Don Cleveland grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic hits a hiptoss on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic hits an overhead belly to belly suplex on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a back suplex, but Don Cleveland turns in mid-air and lands on him...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Don Cleveland misses with a kick...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a kick...
Don Cleveland executes a clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland covers Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a kick...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland throws Johnny Psychotic into the turnbuckle, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Don Cleveland comes back and rocks Johnny Psychotic with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland executes a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland hits a gorilla press into a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland goes for a backbreaker, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with a facerake...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland punches Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland chops Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland nails Johnny Psychotic with a headbutt...
Don Cleveland goes for a powerbomb, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic places Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle...
Johnny Psychotic executes the PsychoPlex on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic falls out of the ring...
Don Cleveland goes through the ropes...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Don Cleveland runs Johnny Psychotic into the ringsteps...
Johnny Psychotic sets up Don Cleveland on the table...
Johnny Psychotic executes a back suplex through the table...
The table is broken in half...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Johnny Psychotic throws Don Cleveland into the guardrail...
Johnny Psychotic throws Don Cleveland into the guardrail...
Johnny Psychotic is handed a fire extinguisher...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the fire extinguisher...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Johnny Psychotic hits a back suplex on Don Cleveland...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Johnny Psychotic shoves Don Cleveland into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerbomb...
Johnny Psychotic sets up a table...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5...
Johnny Psychotic sets up Don Cleveland on the table...
Johnny Psychotic executes a back suplex through the table...
The table is broken in half...
The crowd erupts...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Don Cleveland goes for a clothesline, but Johnny Psychotic ducks out of the way...
Perry Crabtree counts: 6...
Perry Crabtree counts: 7...
Johnny Psychotic gets back into the ring...
Don Cleveland rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Johnny Psychotic is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a half crab...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Johnny Psychotic lets go after 11 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in a wristlock...
Don Cleveland makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic throws Don Cleveland out of the ring...
Johnny Psychotic jumps onto him with a running over the post somersault plancha...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Johnny Psychotic climbs back into the ring...
Don Cleveland follows him back in...
Johnny Psychotic gets a double chickenwing submission on Don Cleveland...
[DING! DING! DING!]
TM: The bell rings... The time limit has expired...
JT: Johnny Psychotic stands up and throws his arms into the air – he thinks he made Cleveland tap out...
TM: Perry Crabtree is setting him straight though – and he has called Joey Diamond up to the side of the ring...
[After a moment – Joey lifts the microphone to his mouth...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen... In the interests of competition – the referee has decided to let this match continue...
[DING! DING! DING!]
Johnny Psychotic takes Don Cleveland down with a scissor kick...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic slowly slides out of the ring...
He brings brass knuckles into the ring...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a back suplex, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland hits a standing side kick on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Johnny Psychotic slides down his back...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland goes for a standing side kick, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland nails Johnny Psychotic with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland throws Perry Crabtree over the top rope...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree crawls back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree slowly gets up...
Don Cleveland chops Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic chops Don Cleveland...
The crowd is giving Johnny Psychotic a standing ovation...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland...
The crowd is giving Johnny Psychotic a standing ovation...
Johnny Psychotic punches Don Cleveland...
The crowd is giving Johnny Psychotic a standing ovation...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the knuckles...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Johnny Psychotic attempts to place Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic hits a hiptoss on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic nails Don Cleveland with a Wrist Clutch Exploder...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with an elbow...
Johnny Psychotic runs into the ropes...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland complains about a slow count...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a backbreaker...
Don Cleveland hits a clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland uses a choke slam on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland hits a gorilla press into a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland uses a splash from the second rope on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
[At this point every single light in the arena goes out - plunging the show into darkness... Moments later they come back on and Johnny Psychotic is sprawled on his back groaning audibly...]
TM: Psychotic has been floored...
JT: Cleveland looks bemused and now he's seen what's happened...
[The camera pans out to show a man in a white mask, standing at 6'10 and 310 pounds with a white priest robe adored with a silver cross on the back on the right side of his heart...]
TM: That's the "Modern Day Messiah" Tom Sawyer - one of the GEW guys that will be in the Survival of the Fittest match at the supercard... Bonser stripped him of the IXWA Television title when RJ Souza was under the mask...
JT: But this time Sawyers not the same guy... He's a half foot taller and seems to be bigger than RJ...
TM: Cleveland is just glaring at the man in the ring in front of him...
JT: And he looks upset!!
[Cleveland yells at the newcomer as Perry Crabtree looks on from the corner...]
DC: This is my time snapper head... I suggest you get out of my ring before something bad happens to you...
[Tom Sawyer stands motionless...]
DC: TOO LATE!!!
[Cleveland clothesline Sawyer sending him over the top rope... Sawyer lands on his feet... He remains motionless...]
TM: Don Cleveland is livid!!!
[The lights go out again...]
JT: Does anybody pay the electric bill?
[Lights come back on... Sawyer is gone, but the white mask lies at Don Cleveland's feet...]
JT: I think Tom Sawyer had something to do with the lights... He is gone but the mask is in the middle of the ring...
[Cleveland looks down at the mask and stamps on it before kicking it out of the ring... What he doesn’t see though is that Johnny Psychotic is back on his feet and moving up behind him...]
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in a double chickenwing submission...
Don Cleveland reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Don Cleveland reverses it...
Don Cleveland is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Don Cleveland goes for a choke slam, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with an elbowsmash...
Johnny Psychotic executes a missile dropkick on Don Cleveland...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic shoves Perry Crabtree...
Johnny Psychotic throws Perry Crabtree out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree crawls back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree slowly gets up...
Perry Crabtree disqualifies Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
TM: Looks like Johnny Psychotic got a little frustrated at the end there... And he rather foolishly chose to take out on the referee... Not just any referee though – the head referee here in the IXWA...
JT: Not a great carer choice I must agree...
SJD: The winner of the match via disqualification – "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland...
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Winner: Don Cleveland
Time of match: 0:23:43
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Backstage:
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[Ric Beauty is backstage, getting ready for his match against Charlie Kline for the IXWA TV Title when Roman Anderson, the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion walks in and smiles at Ric...]
Anderson: Ric Beauty... Welcome back to IXWA... You know Ric, every time I see you I think about back when I worked for you, remember that Ric?
Beauty: How can I forget?
Anderson: And I told you [begins to tap the title over his shoulder] that I was going to be the biggest thing this business had ever seen? And then you kinda laughed at me... Remember that Ric?
Beauty: What are you getting at Roman?
Anderson: Tonight I am going to show Brian Styles who the top dog is in IXWA... And he is going to seriously re-think his decision to come back, and he is going to take the path the O’Malley’s took, and Frostbite and all the others... And that path is the road to another company... You see Ric, Styles, or Kline at Survival of the Fittest or even you Twenty Four Hour Man... Not one of you is taking this from me...
Beauty: Roman, tonight I am not interested in you... Tonight I am picking up my own gold, the IXWA TV Title... And yeah, you have the main event match at Survival of the Fittest, you got Charlie Kline in the big spotlight match, but Charlie Kline will be a shell of himself after tonight...
Anderson: So we do understand each other?
Beauty: We do... Here in IXWA I am going to take care of you, and you don't have any worries about me and the IXWA Extreme Warrior Title...
[Ric and Roman stare hard at each other...]
Beauty: As long as you help me...
Anderson: Quid pro whatever Ric... You take care of me, and I will help you with your backstabber problem... So I say we kick off this partnership here in IXWA the right way, if you know what I mean?
Beauty: [nods] I know what you mean...
[Roman smiles, taps the IXWA Extreme Warrior title and walks off... Ric looks conflicted as he adjusts his elbow pads and the scene fades out...]
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Ringside:
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TM we’re back and it appears there has been an alliance formed between Ric Beauty and Roman Anderson...
JT: That can only mean bad news for the rest of the roster...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... At a total combined weight of 269 pounds... Firstly from Indianapolis, Indiana and weighing in at 134 pounds... She is Debra Dare... Her partner... From The Darkside of Tokyo, Japan and weighing in at 135 pounds... "The Queen of the Damned" Devil Tokyo... They are collectively known as The DareDevil Gals...
[Dare and Devil glare out at the crowd...]
Cue: "Victorious" by Panic at the Disco
SJD: Their opponents... Introducing first - hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 133lbs... Jessica Hendrix...
[Jessica Hendrix wanders out onto the stage and waves out to the fans to a cheer...]
SJD: Her partner... Also hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 151lbs... Her sister - Vanessa Hendrix...
[Vanessa runs out and she and her sister run down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope - causing their opponents to bail to ringside... Vanessa walks tot he side of the ring and picks up a couple of microphones...]
Vanessa: Hello San Diego! My sister Jess and I are so excited to be here!
Jessica: You are so right sis; I have a feeling that we made a great choice by coming to the IXWA!
Vanessa: Although, I'm going to have to punch you at Survival of the Fittest...
Jessica: What do you mean sis?
Vanessa: The Bad Ass Babes title match, it's me Vs you Vs Kelly Kloss Vs Aqua Vega Vs Lady Fantasy and now Alice Harris too... Remember, it was announced on the IXWA Twitter that we were added to the match?
Jessica: Oh, yeah... Kinda slipped my mind there... But that's not tonight... We are facing Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare...
Vanessa: You're right sis; let's worry about the title later, because we are going to beat those Daredevil Gals...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
Debut match:
The Daredevil Gals (Debra Dare & Devil Tokyo)
Vs The Hendrix Sisters (Jess & Vanessa)
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[DING! DING! DING!]
Jessica Hendrix and Devil Tokyo start the match...
They lock up...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a DDT, but Devil Tokyo throws her off...
Vanessa Hendrix rolls out of the ring...
Devil Tokyo whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes, but Jessica Hendrix reverses it...
Jessica Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a clothesline...
Devil Tokyo falls out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, Devil Tokyo re-enters the ring...
Jessica Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix takes Devil Tokyo down with a scoop slam...
Jessica Hendrix hits a superkick on Devil Tokyo...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Devil Tokyo ducks out of the way...
Debra Dare enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring and throws Debra Dare out of the ring...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Devil Tokyo with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix sends Devil Tokyo into the turnbuckle...
Jessica Hendrix runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a bulldog headlock, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
Devil Tokyo hits Jessica Hendrix...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Devil Tokyo...
Jessica Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix chops Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo punches Jessica Hendrix...
Devil Tokyo punches Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix punches Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Devil Tokyo counters it with a side suplex...
Devil Tokyo puts Jessica Hendrix in a half Boston...
Jessica Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix gets ahold of the ropes after 11 seconds...
Devil Tokyo executes a back heel kick on Jessica Hendrix...
Devil Tokyo tags out to Debra Dare...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring and lays out Devil Tokyo...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Debra Dare with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a snap suplex, but Debra Dare counters it with a vertical suplex...
Debra Dare punches Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is really behind Debra Dare...
Debra Dare chops Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is really behind Debra Dare...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Debra Dare...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits Debra Dare...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Debra Dare into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Debra Dare with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Debra Dare into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Debra Dare with a double superkick...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Debra Dare with a double superkick...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Debra Dare...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring and lays out Jessica Hendrix...
Devil Tokyo hits a clothesline on Vanessa Hendrix...
Debra Dare puts Vanessa Hendrix in a sleeperhold...
Vanessa Hendrix makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Devil Tokyo leaves the ring...
Debra Dare takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a vertical suplex...
Debra Dare tags out to Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo goes for a flying cross body press, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Devil Tokyo out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, Devil Tokyo re-enters the ring...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They hit Devil Tokyo with a double fist to the midsection...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They hit Devil Tokyo with a double kick to the midsection...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Devil Tokyo with a double fist to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Devil Tokyo goes for a spin kick, but Vanessa Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a reverse DDT on Devil Tokyo...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Devil Tokyo down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Devil Tokyo with a reverse DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a superkick on Devil Tokyo...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a Shining Wizard, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
Debra Dare enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double clothesline...
Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash...
Debra Dare leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a tornado DDT...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Devil Tokyo with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a DDT on Devil Tokyo...
Vanessa Hendrix is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Devil Tokyo into the turnbuckle...
Vanessa Hendrix runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Devil Tokyo moves out of the way...
Devil Tokyo hits a power bomb on Vanessa Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Devil Tokyo runs into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo hits a rana on Vanessa Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Devil Tokyo nails Vanessa Hendrix with a belly-to-back suplex...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Devil Tokyo executes a ropeburn on Vanessa Hendrix...
Devil Tokyo goes for a snap suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a tornado DDT...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo goes for a clothesline, but Vanessa Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a DDT on Devil Tokyo...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a tornado DDT on Devil Tokyo...
Vanessa Hendrix executes the Snap Crackle Pop on Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo breaks the hold after 14 seconds...
Devil Tokyo goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a backdrop...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a reverse DDT...
The chants for Vanessa Hendrix are deafening...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a shooting star press, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Devil Tokyo executes a high kick on Jessica Hendrix...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Devil Tokyo whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo hits Jessica Hendrix with a kick...
Devil Tokyo tags out to Debra Dare...
Debra Dare and Devil Tokyo whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Jessica Hendrix with a double clothesline...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Debra Dare and Devil Tokyo whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Jessica Hendrix with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Jessica Hendrix hits them with a double clothesline...
Devil Tokyo leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Debra Dare hits Jessica Hendrix with a shoulderblock...
Debra Dare nails Jessica Hendrix with a splash...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring and throws Devil Tokyo out of the ring...
The crowd is behind Vanessa Hendrix all the way...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix whips Debra Dare into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix misses with an elbow...
Jessica Hendrix takes Debra Dare down with a bulldog headlock...
Jessica Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Debra Dare into the ropes...
They hit Debra Dare with a double elbowsmash...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Debra Dare with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a DDT on Debra Dare...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Debra Dare down with a Shining Wizard...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a Shining Wizard, but Debra Dare blocks it...
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a fireman’s carry into a DDT on Debra Dare...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Debra Dare with a German suplex...
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, Vanessa Hendrix lifts a shoulder, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix complains about a slow count...
Debra Dare takes Vanessa Hendrix down with an inside cradle...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Debra Dare whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes, but Vanessa Hendrix reverses it...
Debra Dare misses with a shoulderblock...
Debra Dare hits a Vader attack on Vanessa Hendrix...
Debra Dare has the crowd going wild...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring and throws Devil Tokyo out of the ring...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Debra Dare down with a reverse DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring and throws Jessica Hendrix out of the ring...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Devil Tokyo hits a back heel kick on Vanessa Hendrix...
Debra Dare gets a sleeperhold on Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix gets hold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Devil Tokyo leaves the ring...
Debra Dare goes for a kick to the thigh, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a gorilla press into a powerslam on Debra Dare...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is giving Vanessa Hendrix a standing ovation...
TM: What an amazing debut match there for the Hendrix Girls...
JT: Absolutely... The Bad Ass Babe Division is the hottest it has ever been right now and I can’t until we crown one of them a champion...
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Winners: The Hendrix Sisters (Jessica and Vanessa)
Time of match: 0:10:12
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens up backstage at the Valley View Casino Center... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline stands proudly... The IXWA Television Championship over his left shoulder and the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship over the right... "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon stands next to him, hand on his chest and a fiery determined look in her eye...]
CK: You know it's been a long time... TOO long if you ask me, since the Wrestling World and the IXWA have gotten to glimpse "Golden Perfection"... Since they have gotten to glimpse "Greatness Incarnate"... You know when Neil Bonser sent word out about IXWA re-opening his doors, the first person he got a call from - was me... In case you all have forgotten, Gina and I have been hoisting the IXWA banner since day one... Talking about how this isn't some developmental federation, oh no... This is the place where THE BEST come to show their work... I have said this Federation deserves a Champion who is loyal to it and it alone... The IXWA deserves me as its Extreme Warrior Champion...
GG: That's right babe... That is why when Neil Bonser called you and you said yes, you wanted to make sure that its first supercard back, would give the IWXA EXACTLY what it deserved... You cashed in your Survival of the Fittest Championship opportunity and will take on Roman Anderson for the belt... Roman you call him overrated? You say he doesn’t deserve a shot for winning some tournament a year ago? You should be thanking him that he stood up and challenged you like a man! He didn't cash in his shot after you had already wrestled a match... He didn't do it out of the blue when you weren't ready for it... No... He stood up, announced he is coming to take that belt and WHEN HE BEATS YOU! Will prove to everyone one what I already know... He is the BEST MAN in the IXWA...
[Gina seductively smiles at Kline and says slowly...]
GG: In - every - single - way...
[Gordon passionately kisses Kline who smiles big after...]
CK: As for as tonight goes... Ric Beauty you get your shot at the most challenging, prestigious Title IXWA has... You know the one that actually gets DEFENDED every week... Unlike certain Champions who duck and hide and only put up their belt at Pay Per Views...
[Kline coughs but talks through it...]
CK: Roman Anderson...
[Kline smirks at the camera...]
CK: Ric you are absolutely bat s*# (BLEEP) crazy if you think you are taking this away from me tonight... You see Gina and I have studied you boss... We have done our homework and I know all about the credentials you bring to the ring... However everything you have, everything you have ever done is not enough to stop THE FUTURE of this business! The Future of IXWA... So come on down tonight Ric... Bring that A game with you because tonight I am going to real UGLY with Ric Beauty... This belt, is staying, right here... Come on Babe...
[Fade to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for the IXWA Television Championship match...
JT: Let’s get this underway... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first – already in the ring... Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds... Ric Beauty!!!
[Beauty stands in the ring and stares daggers at the ring announcer...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Television Championship draped over her left shoulder and the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship belt draped over her right shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion ad the current IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
IXWA Television Championship match
"The 24 Hour Man" Ric Beauty Vs "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty catches Charlie Kline in a sleeperhold...
Charlie Kline gets hold of the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
The chants for Ric Beauty are deafening...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Charlie Kline punches Ric Beauty...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The chants for Ric Beauty are deafening...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a slingshot suplex...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a backdrop driver onto the chair...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline goes for a DDT, but Ric Beauty counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a kneebreaker...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty executes an arm wringer on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Charlie Kline counters it with a backslide...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits a dropkick on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a piledriver...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a chop...
Charlie Kline throws Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits an enzuigiri on Ric Beauty...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a springboard moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with an elbow...
Ric Beauty uses a slingshot suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty uses a slingshot suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty catches Charlie Kline in a side headlock...
Charlie Kline reaches the ropes after holding out for 20 seconds...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
Scott Braski threatens Charlie Kline with disqualification...
Scott Braski counts: one, Ric Beauty re-enters the ring...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a flip piledriver...
Charlie Kline is being booed out of the building...
Charlie Kline goes for a frog splash, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline goes for a fisherman buster, but Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope...
Charlie Kline pulls himself back in...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
Scott Braski calls for the DQ...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
[DING! DING! DING!]
TM: Beauty wins the match!!
JT: But he’s not leaving with the title... Kline may have been disqualified but he retains the Championship as a result...
SJD: The winner of the match – Riiiiiiiic Beauty!!!
[Beauty looks over at the referee...]
SJD: However, championships here in the IXWA can only change hands on a pinfall or a submission – therefore still the IXWA Television Champion – Charlie Kliiiiiiiine!
Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
TM: Ric Beauty is furious... Incensed!
JT: And pissed off!
TM: We should probably take a commercial break whilst things get sorted out here!
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Ringside:
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TM: We're back and it's time for some tag team action...
JT: Non-title though...
TM: True... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... It is a tag team match and it is our main event for the evening... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 280 pounds...
Bang Wang... Chang Wang... THE WANG DYNASTY
[Not much of a reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio's "Big" begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiselled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown moustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions - THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
The Wang Dynasty Vs The Mason-Dixon Line
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips whips Bang Wang into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits Bang Wang with a shoulderblock...
TM: Wait! What the hell!
JT: Satan's Disciples have come to ringside... Doomsday and Lucifer are here in the IXWA!
Mason Phillips uses a sidewalk slam on Bang Wang...
Mason Phillips runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang hits Mason Phillips with a shoulderblock...
Bang Wang sends Mason Phillips into the turnbuckle...
Bang Wang locks Mason Phillips in a sleeperhold...
Mason Phillips makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Doomsday pulls down the top rope...
Perry Crabtree threatens Mason Phillips with disqualification...
Mason Phillips goes through the ropes...
Mason Phillips goes for the Phillips Screwdriver, but Bang Wang blocks it...
Mason Phillips takes Bang Wang down with a German suplex...
Mason Phillips climbs back into the ring...
Bang Wang climbs back into the ring...
Chang Wang enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Mason Phillips with a double kick to the thigh...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They hit Mason Phillips with a double backdrop...
Chang Wang nails Mason Phillips with a lariat...
Bang Wang locks Mason Phillips in a sleeperhold...
Mason Phillips makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang goes for a kick to the thigh, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Mason Phillips chops Bang Wang...
Mason Phillips chops Bang Wang...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips chops Bang Wang...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Bang Wang with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Bang Wang hits them with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Bang Wang takes Stephen Dixon down with a jumping DDT...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Bang Wang...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Chang Wang goes for an earringer, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a backdrop...
Stephen Dixon goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang punches Stephen Dixon...
There are chants of 'boring, boring'...
Stephen Dixon kicks Chang Wang...
Stephen Dixon kicks Chang Wang...
The crowd doesn't seem to care...
Chang Wang punches Stephen Dixon...
There are chants of 'boring, boring'...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a headbutt...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang hits a lariat on Stephen Dixon...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang executes a kick to the thigh on Stephen Dixon...
Bang Wang goes for an ear ringer, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a backdrop...
In turn, Bang Wang counters it with a sunset flip...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips hit Chang Wang with a double flying axhandle...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon nails Chang Wang with an armdrag...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Doomsday throws Stephen Dixon a keyboard, but Chang Wang intercepts it...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon with it and goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon with a monkey flip...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon with a lariat...
Chang Wang goes for a power bomb, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon takes Chang Wang down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
You could hear a pin drop...
Stephen Dixon whips Chang Wang into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with a clothesline...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a lariat...
Chang Wang locks Stephen Dixon in a grapevine...
Stephen Dixon manages to grab the ropes after 6 seconds...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a lariat...
Chang Wang hits a gutwrench suplex on Stephen Dixon...
Chang Wang catches Stephen Dixon totally by surprise...
Chang Wang executes the Suplex Piledriver on Stephen Dixon...
Chang Wang goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Chang Wang throws Stephen Dixon into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang executes a gutwrench suplex on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Chang Wang whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon with a shoulderblock...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a kick to the thigh...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon...
The crowd doesn't seem to care...
Stephen Dixon hits Chang Wang...
Stephen Dixon hits Chang Wang...
You could hear a pin drop...
Chang Wang kicks Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon chops Chang Wang...
There are chants of 'boring, boring'...
Chang Wang kicks Stephen Dixon...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon...
There is no crowd reaction...
Chang Wang punches Stephen Dixon...
You could hear a pin drop...
Chang Wang hits a lariat on Stephen Dixon...
Doomsday throws Stephen Dixon a baseball bat...
Stephen Dixon hits Chang Wang with it and goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Mason Phillips enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Chang Wang into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Chang Wang with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a Hotshot...
Chang Wang whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Lucifer pulls down the top rope...
Perry Crabtree calls for the DQ...
SJD: The winners of the match via disqualification – the Mason-Dixon Line
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Winners (via DQ): The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:06:12
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[Moments later Mason Phillips & Stephen Dixon are brawling in the ring with Doomsday and Lucifer... The referee soon loses all control even with the help of other referees and officials...]
Cue: "Peacock" by Katy Perry
TM: What the hell?
["Rock Hard" Dick Ryder & "Tasty" Mike Hunt sprit down to the ring...]
TM: Dick Ryder! Mike Hunt! Mike Hunt is here!
JT: *sniggers*
[Two more men run down to the ring...]
JT: What? Who the hell are these guys?
TM: That's Jimmie "Thunder" Guidry and Omar "Lightning Rod" Watson... You know... Thunder 'n' Lightning... You got the memo right?
[Justin shrugs...]
TM: Well they have chosen to come out and get involved in this brawl now as well...
JT: They have no entrance music?
TM: Seems not... The Wang Dynasty have joined in the fracas now as well... Is it going to get any weirder here tonight?
Cue: "Checkmate (Hang 'Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill
JT: WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT???
[Johnny Psychotic runs out from the back and stops halfway down the ramp... He looks either side of him and realises he is on his own... He shrugs...]
Cue: "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
TM: OH MY GOODNESS!!!
JT: IS IT TRUE?
[It certainly is - "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne stomps out onto the entrance ramp and then sprints down to the ring with Johnny Psychotic to join in the melee! Moments later - referees, IXWA officials (John O'Mary, Sebastian Wilkins, Jason Griffin, Rich Peffer, Peter Thompson, Patrick Kennedy and several members of the roster are out there trying to separate the brawling tag teams...]
Cue: "Can't Get The Best Of Me" by Cypress Hill
TM: And now Bonser's here!
[Actually Bonser appears on the XtremeTron...]
Bonser: STOP IT, DAMMIT! STOP IT - ALL OF YOU! Damian Payne - what are you even doing here? You know what, tell me later! Right now - it seems you all want a piece of the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships! With that in mind, consider this one booked for Survival of the Fittest! There is going to be a Tag Team Turmoil match... The Wang Dynasty and The Mason-Dixon Line will start it off - just as they have done tonight... And also involved will be Satan's Disciples ---- Thunder 'n' Lightning ---- Double Entendres ---- and dammit - The Ambassadors of Napalm!!! Now get the hell out of the ring - we have a main event still to do!
[Scene fades out as after a lot of persuasion the teams start to leave...]
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Backstage:
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[We come back from commercial and we are immediately taken backstage... Bryan Styles is walking backstage - heading for the ringside area... Styles is clearly in the zone and ready for his match... So much so that he doesn't see Ric Beauty step out of a doorway that he has already passed by... Beauty has a steel chair in his hand and he runs up behind Styles and SLAMS it into the massive back of Styles, sending him crashing to the floor in front of the catering table... Beauty then proceeds to slam the steel chair across the back of Styles and then drive it into his ribs...]
TM: I guess this is what they were talking about earlier...
JT: Sucks to be Brian Styles right now...
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Ringside:
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TM: What does this mean for the main event?
JT: I have no idea!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
[The camera zooms in as Ric Beauty strolls through the entrance curtain pushing a shopping cart in front of him - a large shopping cart with the barely conscious form of Brian Styles in it... Beauty stops at the top of the ramp and lets the cart go - freewheeling to ringside where it crashes into the side of the ring depositing Styles at ringside... This seems to revive Styles and he stumbles to his feet and looks round him! Beauty waves at Styles who points back at him and starts yelling...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your main event for the evening... Introducing first...
[Styles instinctively rolls into the ring...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Styles shakes his head as if trying to work out what has happened...]
SJD: His opponent...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring... He stops and shakes hands with Ric Beauty who walks down to ringside with Anderson... Anderson holds the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship belt high above his head as he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***:
Non-title match:
"Pandemonium" Brian Styles Vs Roman Anderson
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles nails Roman Anderson with a piledriver...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty trips Brian Styles...
Dana Riggelman threatens Roman Anderson with disqualification...
Dana Riggelman warns Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
Brian Styles hits a piledriver on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles places Roman Anderson on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Roman Anderson ducks out of the way...
Roman Anderson nails Brian Styles with a dropsault...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
The crowd erupts...
Roman Anderson is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but
Brian Styles blocks it...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a flying spinning leg lariat...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
Roman Anderson goes for a cradle piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Roman Anderson with a German suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles hits a knee to midsection on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles uses a piledriver on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles executes an armbar takedown on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a T-Bone Suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a DDT, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Brian Styles...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
Roman Anderson kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
Brian Styles hits Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Roman Anderson chops Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson uses a flying reverse neckbreaker on Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a DDT...
The crowd erupts...
Roman Anderson goes for the GONE TOO DEEP!, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Roman Anderson uses a flying forearm on Brian Styles...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Roman Anderson places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Roman Anderson executes a superplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Roman Anderson takes Brian Styles down with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Roman Anderson with a kick...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a short clothesline...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles knocks down Dana Riggelman...
Dana Riggelman is out cold...
Dana Riggelman crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up...
Dana Riggelman disqualifies Brian Styles...
The crowd erupts...
TM: That was a bad call on Styles part...
JT: I guess he’s still a bit addled from the beating he took from Ric Beauty moments ago...
SJD: The winner of the match – via disqualification... Roman Anderson!
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Winner (via DQ): Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:03:40
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[Beauty slides into the ring and he and Anderson start to stop and punch at Brian Styles, pummelling him to the canvas...]
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
TM: Charlie Kline is back out here!!!
[Kline sprints to ringside and slides into the ring to even up the sides as Beatdown goes off the air with Kline and Beauty brawling as Styles and Anderson also brawl...]
JT: This has been one crazy ass night!!!
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Earlier This Evening Backstage:
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[It’s your typical backstage setting... The lovely but rather featherbrained Mandy McGraff is standing there in the hallway, mic in hand and checking her reflection in a window on a door when new signing Alice Harris walks by, looking totally lost in her own world...]
MM: Hey... You're new here aren't you?
[Snapped to her senses, Alice turns round and the camera gets a real focused shot of her... Brunette, toned body, average-tallish, pretty but not drop dead gorgeous and dressed like she was going to a Resident Evil Fan Convention, the new female star on the roster certainly looks the part, even if she does look over her shoulder a fair few times...]
MM: I'm Mandy McGraff, Interviewer here at the IXWA... Wanna introduce yourself to us and let the fans watching know just who you are?
[Alice looks about a little bit more before nodding... Mandy extends the microphone to her and Alice begins to speak, coming across as a little shy initially...]
AH: Hi... I'm Alice Harris; I'm the new girl here as you probably guessed... [Nervous laugh] I'm 23, single and I love being in the ring!
[Mandy makes a strange face at the advertisement of Alice's relationship status but lets it slide...]
MM: So, given the few faint scars we can see and the way you carry yourself walking round, it's safe to assume you're experienced in the ring?
[Alice nods...]
AH: That would be correct... I am currently contracted to PRW, where I broke through from their training program and there I have held the Internet title... I'm also contracted to XWA Battlezone and lastly, I am the Legacy Champion in NAW...
[Mandy makes a whistling noise...]
MM: Talk about accomplished and established... Tell me, what is the Legacy Championship?
[Alice beams with pride...]
AH: It's the new name for what was once their world championship... The top brass ring, the big one...
MM: Call me impressed... 23 and a World champion already... Talk about dedication and experience... Tell me, what brings you to the IXWA?
[Alice readjusts her skirt a little and speaks as she fidgets...]
AH: Competition... I'm here to keep pushing myself and to be the best I can be and I know this sounds all clichéd, but I do feel sorry for anyone who gets in my way on my continued path to greatness...
[Mandy nods but her eyes glance to the camera man as she notices a slight change in Alice's demeanour...]
AH: When I get on a roll, nothing can stop me... Through hell or high water, I will stop at nothing until I achieve my goals... Being recognised as the top superstar wherever I am... Man, Woman, Masked person, it doesn't matter... I will bring everything to the table and if you don't oblige me, I'll kick it in your face, jump across that table and kick you all over the damn place...
[Alice's intensity grows a little as Mandy leans away a little... Taking a step closer, Alice takes a good look at the interviewer and gives her a suggestive smile...]
AH: But if I like what I see... And people are prepared to push me to my limit to try and beat me... I may reward them... Or I may destroy them... Either way... I get whatever I want out of the result...
[Suddenly going back to all shy, sweetness and niceness, she backs away and waves to Mandy...]
AH: Well I gotta go... Word is I got a match soon and then I got a BIG match coming where I can begin to cement my reputation as the top athlete here in the IXWA...
[As Alice walks away, letting her hips sway a little, Mandy takes a deep breath...]
MM: O---Kay...
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to IXWA Friday Night Beatdown... Tonight is the last stop before the Survival of the Fittest supercard and there are quite a few new faces here tonight...
JT: Yeah – we have just seen one of them – Alice Harris – when she arrived here at the Valley View Casino Center here in San Diego...
TM: Cheap pop?
JT: Damn right... In fact she is in action in our opening match... Over to you Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring and fighting out of Daytona Beach, Florida... She weighs in at 120 pounds... Sky Heart!!!
[A polite ripple of applause flows around the arena...]
SJD: Her opponent...
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
Debut match:
Sky Heart Vs "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Sky Heart executes a bodyslam on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart locks Alice Harris in a choke against the ropes...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Sky Heart to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
Sky Heart throws Alice Harris out of the ring...
Sky Heart rolls out under the bottom rope...
Sky Heart throws Alice Harris into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Sky Heart shoves Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Sky Heart gets back into the ring...
Alice Harris rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Sky Heart runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris uses a monkey flip on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris nails Sky Heart with a flying dropkick...
Alice Harris goes for a slingshot suplex, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart goes for an armbar submission, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris uses the Pele kick on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Sky Heart uses a bodyslam on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with an elbow...
Sky Heart misses with a kick...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with a clothesline...
Alice Harris gets a choke against the ropes on Sky Heart...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Alice Harris to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four, five...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Alice Harris...
Alice Harris goes for a monkey flip, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris with a double-axhandle chop...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris...
Sky Heart seemingly enjoys the boos...
Sky Heart chops Alice Harris...
Sky Heart is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
Sky Heart goes for an armbreaker, but Alice Harris counters it with a facerake...
Alice Harris executes a chop on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits an eye gouge on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris takes Sky Heart down with a bodyslam...
Alice Harris executes a palm blow on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with an arm wringer...
Alice Harris whips Sky Heart into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with a kick...
Alice Harris uses a flying dropkick on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris throws Sky Heart into the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Alice Harris nails Sky Heart with a DDT...
Alice Harris sends Sky Heart into the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris executes a kick to the knee on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris executes a kick to the thigh on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris goes for a spinning heel kick, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris...
Sky Heart seemingly enjoys the boos...
Sky Heart punches Alice Harris...
Sky Heart is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Alice Harris kicks Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is booing Alice Harris...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Alice Harris...
Alice Harris chops Sky Heart...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Alice Harris...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with an elbow...
Alice Harris whips Sky Heart into the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris charges in with a cartwheel kick, but Sky Heart moves out of the way...
Sky Heart chops Alice Harris...
Sky Heart punches Alice Harris...
Sky Heart is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Sky Heart goes for a vertical suplex, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for the Pele kick, but Sky Heart ducks out of the way...
Sky Heart throws Alice Harris out of the ring...
Sky Heart goes through the ropes...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Sky Heart climbs back into the ring...
Alice Harris climbs back into the ring...
Sky Heart throws Alice Harris into the turnbuckle...
Sky Heart runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Sky Heart chops Alice Harris...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Sky Heart...
Alice Harris kicks Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Alice Harris...
Alice Harris goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart goes for a snap mare, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for an arm wringer, but Sky Heart reverses it...
Sky Heart nails Alice Harris with a hair pull...
Sky Heart hits a chop on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart punches Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Alice Harris punches Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits a palm blow on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris chops Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is booing Alice Harris...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Sky Heart chops Alice Harris...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
Sky Heart seemingly enjoys the boos...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris...
Sky Heart is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Alice Harris kicks Sky Heart...
Alice Harris is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Sky Heart kicks Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Sky Heart hits a hair pull on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart uses a slap on Alice Harris...
Sky Heart whips Alice Harris into the turnbuckle...
Sky Heart goes for a vertical suplex, but Alice Harris reverses it...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Alice Harris...
Alice Harris punches Sky Heart...
Alice Harris takes Sky Heart down with a flying dropkick...
A portion of the crowd is booing Alice Harris...
Alice Harris goes for a Huracanrana, but Sky Heart counters it with a jumping bomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Sky Heart hits a Tombstone on Alice Harris...
The cheers for Sky Heart are drowning out the boos...
Sky Heart nails Alice Harris with a facerake...
Sky Heart nails Alice Harris with a hair pull...
Sky Heart is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Sky Heart goes for a choke against the ropes, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris attempts to place Sky Heart on the turnbuckle, but Sky Heart blocks it...
Alice Harris hits Sky Heart with a flying huracanrana...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Alice Harris hits an eye gouge on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits a jumping knee on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris locks Sky Heart in a bodyscissors submission...
Sky Heart is struggling to reach the ropes...
Sky Heart manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 16 seconds...
Alice Harris takes Sky Heart down with an arm wringer...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Sky Heart goes for a faceslam, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for a wheelbarrow faceslam, but Sky Heart counters it with a bulldog...
Sky Heart runs into the ropes...
Sky Heart hits Alice Harris with a kick...
Sky Heart goes for a Tombstone, but Alice Harris slides down her back...
Alice Harris goes for a crucifix, but Sky Heart counters it with a Samoan Drop...
In turn, Alice Harris counters it with a crucifix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris hits the Pele kick on Sky Heart...
Alice Harris hits a brainbuster on Sky Heart...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Alice Harris...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris nails Sky Heart with a fireman's carry takedown...
Alice Harris throws Sky Heart out of the ring...
Alice Harris goes through the ropes...
Alice Harris whips Sky Heart into the guardrail...
Alice Harris throws Sky Heart into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Sky Heart whips Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Sky Heart goes for a clothesline, but Alice Harris counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Alice Harris throws Sky Heart into the guardrail...
Alice Harris re-enters the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 5
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 6
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 7
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 8
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 9
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 10
Sky Heart is counted out...
Alice Harris is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
TM: Alice Harris just annihilated Sky Heart on the outside of the ring and then just got back into the ring as if it was a normal day...
JT: It probably is for her to be honest...
SJD: The winner of the match - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
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Winner: Alice Harris
Time of match: 0:11:51
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[Steve Anderson holds Alice’s hand in the air... She smiles up at him and then pulls her hand from his grip before smacking his ass as she drops to the canvas and slides out of the ring...]
TM: Well – that’s never happened to "Sledgehammer" before!
JT: That we know of... It looks like he kind of enjoyed it...
[Alice and Steve give each other a little wave and then Alice sets about helping Sky to her feet... Once that happens - Alice wastes little time in delivering a high roundhouse kick to the face sending Sky crashing to the floor again...]
TM: Dirty Kick! I think Miss Harris is sending a message to the other participants in the Bad Ass Babe Championship match at Survival of the Fittest...
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Backstage:
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[Mandy McGraff is in the back waiting... Out of nowhere, Don Cleveland walks into the shot...]
Mandy McGraff: Thank you... I'm standing next to RJ's prod--
Don Cleveland: NO NO HELL NO!!! RJ and I are friends... Yep we get into the business but Don Cleveland, I stand on my own... So let's start this again snapper head!!
Mandy McGraff: I am standing next to one of the IXWA's newest wrestlers, "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland, fresh from victory in his debut match...
Don Cleveland: Thanks snapper head... "Whiny" Scotty Bloom got infected last Beatdown... I toyed with him a bit to give the fans their moneys worth... But I saved Black Death, my finisher for special occasions...
Mandy McGraff: And that special occasion could be tonight against Johnny Psychotic?
Don Cleveland: Half-hearted fool calls himself the Human Heart Attack... You know who survives heart attacks? All people do... Daily... You want to look into the sunglasses and see the soulless man standing in front of you... See the reflection of your fears... The infection is already working inside of you, through your bloodstream causing you to flat line before you even get in the ring... Once you get in the ring with 310 pounds, 6 foot six of The Black Plague; you'll get a taste of Black Death that makes you lifeless and infected!!!
[Cleveland stomps off...]
Mandy McGraff: Don Cleveland ready for the Human Heart Attack... Back to you guys...
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The words "Human Heart Attack" appear on the video screen at the top of the entrance ramp and video footage is seen of Johnny Psychotic in action in other federations...]
SJD: Fighting out of Long Island, NY... Weighing in at 263 pounds... "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
["Checkmate (Hang ‘Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill erupts over the PA as Johnny steps out onto the entrance ramp... He walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the nearest middle turnbuckles and raises his hands in the air...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Appetite for Destruction" by NWA
["The Black Plague" Don Cleveland walks out from the locker room area and stops - he turns and watches as "Bad Karma" RJ Souza walks out from behind the curtain, the CWF World Championship draped over his shoulder...]
SJD: Hailing from East Oakland, California and weighing in at 310 pounds... He is accompanied this evening by the CWF World Heavyweight Champion - RJ Souza... He is "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
"Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
Vs "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Johnny Psychotic hits a sunset flip power bomb on Don Cleveland...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic locks Don Cleveland in a surfboard...
Don Cleveland is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Don Cleveland is writhing in pain...
Perry Crabtree asks Don Cleveland if he should stop the fight...
Don Cleveland shakes his head...
Perry Crabtree tells Don Cleveland to respond or he'll stop the fight...
Don Cleveland nods...
Don Cleveland tries to fight the pain...
Johnny Psychotic lets go after 33 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a dragon screw legwhip, but Don Cleveland counters it with an enzuigiri...
Don Cleveland covers Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Don Cleveland misses with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic complains about a slow count...
Johnny Psychotic suddenly goes to the outside...
He grabs a road sign from underneath the ring steps...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the turnbuckle...
Don Cleveland comes back, but is met with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the road sign...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a fisherman suplex, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a sunset flip power bomb, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland goes for a hiptoss, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with a facerake...
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in an anklelock...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the road sign...
The crowd erupts...
Perry Crabtree throws the road sign out of the ring...
Johnny Psychotic gets a crossface chickenwing on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland reverses it...
Johnny Psychotic comes back, but is met with a kick to the midsection...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a standing side kick...
Don Cleveland covers Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland nails Johnny Psychotic with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with an elbowdrop...
Don Cleveland goes for a powerbomb, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a cobra clutch...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Johnny Psychotic lets go after 16 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Don Cleveland...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a double chickenwing submission...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland makes it to the ropes after 8 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic sets up Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle...
Johnny Psychotic executes the PsychoPlex on Don Cleveland...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in a sleeperhold...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland breaks the hold with a jawbreaker after 17 seconds...
Don Cleveland hits a headbutt on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a hiptoss...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland executes a backbreaker on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland hits an elbowdrop on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a shoulderblock...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a Wrist Clutch Exploder, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland goes for a powerbomb, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic locks Don Cleveland in a rolling takedown leglock...
Don Cleveland is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland reaches the ropes after being locked up for 20 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic gets an armbar submission on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 19 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic executes a European uppercut on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a spinebuster slam, but Don Cleveland counters it with a kneelift...
Don Cleveland throws Johnny Psychotic out of the ring...
Don Cleveland goes through the ropes...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Don Cleveland runs Johnny Psychotic into the ringsteps...
Don Cleveland hits a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Johnny Psychotic is handed brass knuckles...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the knuckles...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with brass knuckles...
Johnny Psychotic uses a spinebuster slam on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic sets up a table...
Johnny Psychotic sets up Don Cleveland on the table...
Johnny Psychotic tries to drive Don Cleveland through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Don Cleveland executes a powerbomb on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5...
Don Cleveland gets back into the ring...
Johnny Psychotic follows him back in...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the turnbuckle, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Johnny Psychotic runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Johnny Psychotic attempts to place Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a cobra clutch...
Perry Crabtree asks Don Cleveland if he should stop the fight...
Don Cleveland shakes his head...
Perry Crabtree checks Don Cleveland's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up!
Don Cleveland fights his way out of the hold after 19 seconds...
Don Cleveland uses a powerbomb on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland goes for a backbreaker, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic executes a dragon screw legwhip on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic punches Don Cleveland...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Don Cleveland...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic chops Don Cleveland...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland reverses it...
Don Cleveland charges in with a splash, but Johnny Psychotic lifts his leg...
Johnny Psychotic takes Don Cleveland down with a missile dropkick...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a rolling takedown leglock...
Don Cleveland manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a snap suplex, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland goes for a clothesline, but Johnny Psychotic ducks out of the way...
Johnny Psychotic gives the sign for the PsychoPlex...
Johnny Psychotic attempts to place Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Johnny Psychotic nails Don Cleveland with a spinebuster slam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic takes Don Cleveland down with an overhead belly to belly suplex...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a snap suplex, but Don Cleveland counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a hiptoss...
Johnny Psychotic locks Don Cleveland in crossface camel clutch...
Don Cleveland is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Don Cleveland makes it to the ropes after 10 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Don Cleveland misses with an elbow...
Johnny Psychotic and Don Cleveland get hit with a double clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a crossface chickenwing...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Don Cleveland grabs the ropes after 6 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Don Cleveland uses a clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland executes a headbutt on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland goes for a clothesline, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with a Gorilla Press...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a bodyscissors submission, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland goes for a standing side kick, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in a double chickenwing submission...
Don Cleveland grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic hits a hiptoss on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic hits an overhead belly to belly suplex on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a back suplex, but Don Cleveland turns in mid-air and lands on him...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Don Cleveland misses with a kick...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a kick...
Don Cleveland executes a clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland covers Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Don Cleveland whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a kick...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland throws Johnny Psychotic into the turnbuckle, but Johnny Psychotic reverses it...
Don Cleveland comes back and rocks Johnny Psychotic with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland executes a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland hits a gorilla press into a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland goes for a backbreaker, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with a facerake...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland punches Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland chops Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland nails Johnny Psychotic with a headbutt...
Don Cleveland goes for a powerbomb, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic places Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle...
Johnny Psychotic executes the PsychoPlex on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic falls out of the ring...
Don Cleveland goes through the ropes...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Don Cleveland runs Johnny Psychotic into the ringsteps...
Johnny Psychotic sets up Don Cleveland on the table...
Johnny Psychotic executes a back suplex through the table...
The table is broken in half...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Johnny Psychotic throws Don Cleveland into the guardrail...
Johnny Psychotic throws Don Cleveland into the guardrail...
Johnny Psychotic is handed a fire extinguisher...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the fire extinguisher...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Johnny Psychotic hits a back suplex on Don Cleveland...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Johnny Psychotic shoves Don Cleveland into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerbomb...
Johnny Psychotic sets up a table...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5...
Johnny Psychotic sets up Don Cleveland on the table...
Johnny Psychotic executes a back suplex through the table...
The table is broken in half...
The crowd erupts...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Don Cleveland goes for a clothesline, but Johnny Psychotic ducks out of the way...
Perry Crabtree counts: 6...
Perry Crabtree counts: 7...
Johnny Psychotic gets back into the ring...
Don Cleveland rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Johnny Psychotic is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic catches Don Cleveland in a half crab...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland tries to escape the hold...
Johnny Psychotic lets go after 11 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in a wristlock...
Don Cleveland makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic throws Don Cleveland out of the ring...
Johnny Psychotic jumps onto him with a running over the post somersault plancha...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Johnny Psychotic climbs back into the ring...
Don Cleveland follows him back in...
Johnny Psychotic gets a double chickenwing submission on Don Cleveland...
[DING! DING! DING!]
TM: The bell rings... The time limit has expired...
JT: Johnny Psychotic stands up and throws his arms into the air – he thinks he made Cleveland tap out...
TM: Perry Crabtree is setting him straight though – and he has called Joey Diamond up to the side of the ring...
[After a moment – Joey lifts the microphone to his mouth...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen... In the interests of competition – the referee has decided to let this match continue...
[DING! DING! DING!]
Johnny Psychotic takes Don Cleveland down with a scissor kick...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic slowly slides out of the ring...
He brings brass knuckles into the ring...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a back suplex, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland hits a standing side kick on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Johnny Psychotic slides down his back...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a crossface chickenwing, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland goes for a standing side kick, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland nails Johnny Psychotic with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland throws Perry Crabtree over the top rope...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree crawls back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree slowly gets up...
Don Cleveland chops Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic chops Don Cleveland...
The crowd is giving Johnny Psychotic a standing ovation...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland...
The crowd is giving Johnny Psychotic a standing ovation...
Johnny Psychotic punches Don Cleveland...
The crowd is giving Johnny Psychotic a standing ovation...
Johnny Psychotic hits him with the knuckles...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Johnny Psychotic attempts to place Don Cleveland on the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic hits a hiptoss on Don Cleveland...
Johnny Psychotic nails Don Cleveland with a Wrist Clutch Exploder...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Don Cleveland with an elbow...
Johnny Psychotic runs into the ropes...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland hits Johnny Psychotic with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland complains about a slow count...
Don Cleveland takes Johnny Psychotic down with a backbreaker...
Don Cleveland hits a clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland uses a choke slam on Johnny Psychotic...
Don Cleveland hits a gorilla press into a powerslam on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland uses a splash from the second rope on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
[At this point every single light in the arena goes out - plunging the show into darkness... Moments later they come back on and Johnny Psychotic is sprawled on his back groaning audibly...]
TM: Psychotic has been floored...
JT: Cleveland looks bemused and now he's seen what's happened...
[The camera pans out to show a man in a white mask, standing at 6'10 and 310 pounds with a white priest robe adored with a silver cross on the back on the right side of his heart...]
TM: That's the "Modern Day Messiah" Tom Sawyer - one of the GEW guys that will be in the Survival of the Fittest match at the supercard... Bonser stripped him of the IXWA Television title when RJ Souza was under the mask...
JT: But this time Sawyers not the same guy... He's a half foot taller and seems to be bigger than RJ...
TM: Cleveland is just glaring at the man in the ring in front of him...
JT: And he looks upset!!
[Cleveland yells at the newcomer as Perry Crabtree looks on from the corner...]
DC: This is my time snapper head... I suggest you get out of my ring before something bad happens to you...
[Tom Sawyer stands motionless...]
DC: TOO LATE!!!
[Cleveland clothesline Sawyer sending him over the top rope... Sawyer lands on his feet... He remains motionless...]
TM: Don Cleveland is livid!!!
[The lights go out again...]
JT: Does anybody pay the electric bill?
[Lights come back on... Sawyer is gone, but the white mask lies at Don Cleveland's feet...]
JT: I think Tom Sawyer had something to do with the lights... He is gone but the mask is in the middle of the ring...
[Cleveland looks down at the mask and stamps on it before kicking it out of the ring... What he doesn’t see though is that Johnny Psychotic is back on his feet and moving up behind him...]
Johnny Psychotic puts Don Cleveland in a double chickenwing submission...
Don Cleveland reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Don Cleveland reverses it...
Don Cleveland is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Don Cleveland goes for a choke slam, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with an elbowsmash...
Johnny Psychotic executes a missile dropkick on Don Cleveland...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic shoves Perry Crabtree...
Johnny Psychotic throws Perry Crabtree out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree crawls back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree slowly gets up...
Perry Crabtree disqualifies Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
TM: Looks like Johnny Psychotic got a little frustrated at the end there... And he rather foolishly chose to take out on the referee... Not just any referee though – the head referee here in the IXWA...
JT: Not a great carer choice I must agree...
SJD: The winner of the match via disqualification – "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland...
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Winner: Don Cleveland
Time of match: 0:23:43
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Backstage:
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[Ric Beauty is backstage, getting ready for his match against Charlie Kline for the IXWA TV Title when Roman Anderson, the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion walks in and smiles at Ric...]
Anderson: Ric Beauty... Welcome back to IXWA... You know Ric, every time I see you I think about back when I worked for you, remember that Ric?
Beauty: How can I forget?
Anderson: And I told you [begins to tap the title over his shoulder] that I was going to be the biggest thing this business had ever seen? And then you kinda laughed at me... Remember that Ric?
Beauty: What are you getting at Roman?
Anderson: Tonight I am going to show Brian Styles who the top dog is in IXWA... And he is going to seriously re-think his decision to come back, and he is going to take the path the O’Malley’s took, and Frostbite and all the others... And that path is the road to another company... You see Ric, Styles, or Kline at Survival of the Fittest or even you Twenty Four Hour Man... Not one of you is taking this from me...
Beauty: Roman, tonight I am not interested in you... Tonight I am picking up my own gold, the IXWA TV Title... And yeah, you have the main event match at Survival of the Fittest, you got Charlie Kline in the big spotlight match, but Charlie Kline will be a shell of himself after tonight...
Anderson: So we do understand each other?
Beauty: We do... Here in IXWA I am going to take care of you, and you don't have any worries about me and the IXWA Extreme Warrior Title...
[Ric and Roman stare hard at each other...]
Beauty: As long as you help me...
Anderson: Quid pro whatever Ric... You take care of me, and I will help you with your backstabber problem... So I say we kick off this partnership here in IXWA the right way, if you know what I mean?
Beauty: [nods] I know what you mean...
[Roman smiles, taps the IXWA Extreme Warrior title and walks off... Ric looks conflicted as he adjusts his elbow pads and the scene fades out...]
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Ringside:
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TM we’re back and it appears there has been an alliance formed between Ric Beauty and Roman Anderson...
JT: That can only mean bad news for the rest of the roster...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... At a total combined weight of 269 pounds... Firstly from Indianapolis, Indiana and weighing in at 134 pounds... She is Debra Dare... Her partner... From The Darkside of Tokyo, Japan and weighing in at 135 pounds... "The Queen of the Damned" Devil Tokyo... They are collectively known as The DareDevil Gals...
[Dare and Devil glare out at the crowd...]
Cue: "Victorious" by Panic at the Disco
SJD: Their opponents... Introducing first - hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 133lbs... Jessica Hendrix...
[Jessica Hendrix wanders out onto the stage and waves out to the fans to a cheer...]
SJD: Her partner... Also hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 151lbs... Her sister - Vanessa Hendrix...
[Vanessa runs out and she and her sister run down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope - causing their opponents to bail to ringside... Vanessa walks tot he side of the ring and picks up a couple of microphones...]
Vanessa: Hello San Diego! My sister Jess and I are so excited to be here!
Jessica: You are so right sis; I have a feeling that we made a great choice by coming to the IXWA!
Vanessa: Although, I'm going to have to punch you at Survival of the Fittest...
Jessica: What do you mean sis?
Vanessa: The Bad Ass Babes title match, it's me Vs you Vs Kelly Kloss Vs Aqua Vega Vs Lady Fantasy and now Alice Harris too... Remember, it was announced on the IXWA Twitter that we were added to the match?
Jessica: Oh, yeah... Kinda slipped my mind there... But that's not tonight... We are facing Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare...
Vanessa: You're right sis; let's worry about the title later, because we are going to beat those Daredevil Gals...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
Debut match:
The Daredevil Gals (Debra Dare & Devil Tokyo)
Vs The Hendrix Sisters (Jess & Vanessa)
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[DING! DING! DING!]
Jessica Hendrix and Devil Tokyo start the match...
They lock up...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a DDT, but Devil Tokyo throws her off...
Vanessa Hendrix rolls out of the ring...
Devil Tokyo whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes, but Jessica Hendrix reverses it...
Jessica Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a clothesline...
Devil Tokyo falls out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, Devil Tokyo re-enters the ring...
Jessica Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix takes Devil Tokyo down with a scoop slam...
Jessica Hendrix hits a superkick on Devil Tokyo...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Devil Tokyo ducks out of the way...
Debra Dare enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring and throws Debra Dare out of the ring...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Devil Tokyo with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix sends Devil Tokyo into the turnbuckle...
Jessica Hendrix runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a bulldog headlock, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
Devil Tokyo hits Jessica Hendrix...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Devil Tokyo...
Jessica Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix chops Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo punches Jessica Hendrix...
Devil Tokyo punches Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix punches Devil Tokyo...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Devil Tokyo counters it with a side suplex...
Devil Tokyo puts Jessica Hendrix in a half Boston...
Jessica Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix gets ahold of the ropes after 11 seconds...
Devil Tokyo executes a back heel kick on Jessica Hendrix...
Devil Tokyo tags out to Debra Dare...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring and lays out Devil Tokyo...
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix hit Debra Dare with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a snap suplex, but Debra Dare counters it with a vertical suplex...
Debra Dare punches Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is really behind Debra Dare...
Debra Dare chops Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is really behind Debra Dare...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Debra Dare...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits Debra Dare...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Debra Dare into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Debra Dare with a double superkick...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Debra Dare into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Debra Dare with a double superkick...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix hit Debra Dare with a double superkick...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Debra Dare...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring and lays out Jessica Hendrix...
Devil Tokyo hits a clothesline on Vanessa Hendrix...
Debra Dare puts Vanessa Hendrix in a sleeperhold...
Vanessa Hendrix makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Devil Tokyo leaves the ring...
Debra Dare takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a vertical suplex...
Debra Dare tags out to Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo goes for a flying cross body press, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Devil Tokyo out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, Devil Tokyo re-enters the ring...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They hit Devil Tokyo with a double fist to the midsection...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They hit Devil Tokyo with a double kick to the midsection...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Devil Tokyo with a double fist to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Devil Tokyo goes for a spin kick, but Vanessa Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a reverse DDT on Devil Tokyo...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Devil Tokyo down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Devil Tokyo with a reverse DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a superkick on Devil Tokyo...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a Shining Wizard, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
Debra Dare enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double clothesline...
Devil Tokyo and Debra Dare whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash...
Debra Dare leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a tornado DDT...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Devil Tokyo with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a DDT on Devil Tokyo...
Vanessa Hendrix is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Devil Tokyo into the turnbuckle...
Vanessa Hendrix runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Devil Tokyo moves out of the way...
Devil Tokyo hits a power bomb on Vanessa Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Devil Tokyo runs into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo hits a rana on Vanessa Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Devil Tokyo nails Vanessa Hendrix with a belly-to-back suplex...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Devil Tokyo executes a ropeburn on Vanessa Hendrix...
Devil Tokyo goes for a snap suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a tornado DDT...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Devil Tokyo into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo goes for a clothesline, but Vanessa Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a DDT on Devil Tokyo...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a tornado DDT on Devil Tokyo...
Vanessa Hendrix executes the Snap Crackle Pop on Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo breaks the hold after 14 seconds...
Devil Tokyo goes for the Doctor Bomb, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a backdrop...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Devil Tokyo with a reverse DDT...
The chants for Vanessa Hendrix are deafening...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a shooting star press, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Devil Tokyo executes a high kick on Jessica Hendrix...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Devil Tokyo whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Devil Tokyo hits Jessica Hendrix with a kick...
Devil Tokyo tags out to Debra Dare...
Debra Dare and Devil Tokyo whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Jessica Hendrix with a double clothesline...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Debra Dare and Devil Tokyo whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Jessica Hendrix with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Jessica Hendrix hits them with a double clothesline...
Devil Tokyo leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Debra Dare hits Jessica Hendrix with a shoulderblock...
Debra Dare nails Jessica Hendrix with a splash...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Vanessa Hendrix enters the ring and throws Devil Tokyo out of the ring...
The crowd is behind Vanessa Hendrix all the way...
Vanessa Hendrix leaves the ring...
Jessica Hendrix whips Debra Dare into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix misses with an elbow...
Jessica Hendrix takes Debra Dare down with a bulldog headlock...
Jessica Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Debra Dare into the ropes...
They hit Debra Dare with a double elbowsmash...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Debra Dare with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a DDT on Debra Dare...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Debra Dare down with a Shining Wizard...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a Shining Wizard, but Debra Dare blocks it...
Debra Dare runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a fireman’s carry into a DDT on Debra Dare...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Debra Dare with a German suplex...
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, Vanessa Hendrix lifts a shoulder, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix complains about a slow count...
Debra Dare takes Vanessa Hendrix down with an inside cradle...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Debra Dare whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes, but Vanessa Hendrix reverses it...
Debra Dare misses with a shoulderblock...
Debra Dare hits a Vader attack on Vanessa Hendrix...
Debra Dare has the crowd going wild...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring and throws Devil Tokyo out of the ring...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Debra Dare down with a reverse DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Devil Tokyo enters the ring and throws Jessica Hendrix out of the ring...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Devil Tokyo hits a back heel kick on Vanessa Hendrix...
Debra Dare gets a sleeperhold on Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix gets hold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Devil Tokyo leaves the ring...
Debra Dare goes for a kick to the thigh, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a gorilla press into a powerslam on Debra Dare...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is giving Vanessa Hendrix a standing ovation...
TM: What an amazing debut match there for the Hendrix Girls...
JT: Absolutely... The Bad Ass Babe Division is the hottest it has ever been right now and I can’t until we crown one of them a champion...
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Winners: The Hendrix Sisters (Jessica and Vanessa)
Time of match: 0:10:12
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens up backstage at the Valley View Casino Center... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline stands proudly... The IXWA Television Championship over his left shoulder and the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship over the right... "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon stands next to him, hand on his chest and a fiery determined look in her eye...]
CK: You know it's been a long time... TOO long if you ask me, since the Wrestling World and the IXWA have gotten to glimpse "Golden Perfection"... Since they have gotten to glimpse "Greatness Incarnate"... You know when Neil Bonser sent word out about IXWA re-opening his doors, the first person he got a call from - was me... In case you all have forgotten, Gina and I have been hoisting the IXWA banner since day one... Talking about how this isn't some developmental federation, oh no... This is the place where THE BEST come to show their work... I have said this Federation deserves a Champion who is loyal to it and it alone... The IXWA deserves me as its Extreme Warrior Champion...
GG: That's right babe... That is why when Neil Bonser called you and you said yes, you wanted to make sure that its first supercard back, would give the IWXA EXACTLY what it deserved... You cashed in your Survival of the Fittest Championship opportunity and will take on Roman Anderson for the belt... Roman you call him overrated? You say he doesn’t deserve a shot for winning some tournament a year ago? You should be thanking him that he stood up and challenged you like a man! He didn't cash in his shot after you had already wrestled a match... He didn't do it out of the blue when you weren't ready for it... No... He stood up, announced he is coming to take that belt and WHEN HE BEATS YOU! Will prove to everyone one what I already know... He is the BEST MAN in the IXWA...
[Gina seductively smiles at Kline and says slowly...]
GG: In - every - single - way...
[Gordon passionately kisses Kline who smiles big after...]
CK: As for as tonight goes... Ric Beauty you get your shot at the most challenging, prestigious Title IXWA has... You know the one that actually gets DEFENDED every week... Unlike certain Champions who duck and hide and only put up their belt at Pay Per Views...
[Kline coughs but talks through it...]
CK: Roman Anderson...
[Kline smirks at the camera...]
CK: Ric you are absolutely bat s*# (BLEEP) crazy if you think you are taking this away from me tonight... You see Gina and I have studied you boss... We have done our homework and I know all about the credentials you bring to the ring... However everything you have, everything you have ever done is not enough to stop THE FUTURE of this business! The Future of IXWA... So come on down tonight Ric... Bring that A game with you because tonight I am going to real UGLY with Ric Beauty... This belt, is staying, right here... Come on Babe...
[Fade to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for the IXWA Television Championship match...
JT: Let’s get this underway... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first – already in the ring... Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds... Ric Beauty!!!
[Beauty stands in the ring and stares daggers at the ring announcer...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Television Championship draped over her left shoulder and the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship belt draped over her right shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion ad the current IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
IXWA Television Championship match
"The 24 Hour Man" Ric Beauty Vs "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty catches Charlie Kline in a sleeperhold...
Charlie Kline gets hold of the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
The chants for Ric Beauty are deafening...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Charlie Kline punches Ric Beauty...
Numerous fans are using Charlie Kline for target practice...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The chants for Ric Beauty are deafening...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a slingshot suplex...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a backdrop driver onto the chair...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline goes for a DDT, but Ric Beauty counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a kneebreaker...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty executes an arm wringer on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Charlie Kline counters it with a backslide...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits a dropkick on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a piledriver...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a chop...
Charlie Kline throws Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
Charlie Kline runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits an enzuigiri on Ric Beauty...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a springboard moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with an elbow...
Ric Beauty uses a slingshot suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty uses a slingshot suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty catches Charlie Kline in a side headlock...
Charlie Kline reaches the ropes after holding out for 20 seconds...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
Scott Braski threatens Charlie Kline with disqualification...
Scott Braski counts: one, Ric Beauty re-enters the ring...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a flip piledriver...
Charlie Kline is being booed out of the building...
Charlie Kline goes for a frog splash, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline goes for a fisherman buster, but Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope...
Charlie Kline pulls himself back in...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
Scott Braski calls for the DQ...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
[DING! DING! DING!]
TM: Beauty wins the match!!
JT: But he’s not leaving with the title... Kline may have been disqualified but he retains the Championship as a result...
SJD: The winner of the match – Riiiiiiiic Beauty!!!
[Beauty looks over at the referee...]
SJD: However, championships here in the IXWA can only change hands on a pinfall or a submission – therefore still the IXWA Television Champion – Charlie Kliiiiiiiine!
Crowd: Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
TM: Ric Beauty is furious... Incensed!
JT: And pissed off!
TM: We should probably take a commercial break whilst things get sorted out here!
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Ringside:
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TM: We're back and it's time for some tag team action...
JT: Non-title though...
TM: True... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... It is a tag team match and it is our main event for the evening... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 280 pounds...
Bang Wang... Chang Wang... THE WANG DYNASTY
[Not much of a reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The solo guitar lick from Diamond Rio's "Big" begins to play as various colors of lights flash... When the piano solo begins, two men walk out on the stage... The smaller man, with a closely shaven head, 5-day old stubble on his face and a serious chiselled look on his face has his head covered by a hooded windbreaker jacket... He wears thigh length yellow shorts with black stripes down the side and heavily taped fists... He stands at the top of the ramp looking determined and focused... His tag team partner is a larger man: shoulder length blonde hair, light brown moustache and beard and blue eyes... Wearing a thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color with matching boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists, the larger man stands there beside him, smiling and looking at the fans... He leans over and mutters something to his partner as the smaller man slightly nods in agreement...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions - THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[About halfway through the instrumental, both men begin walking down the aisle... The smaller gentleman walks pasts the extended hands of the fans wanting high fives but the larger gentleman obliges the fans... Both men climb in the ring and the smaller gentleman removes his hood, glaring intently out to the crowd...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
The Wang Dynasty Vs The Mason-Dixon Line
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips whips Bang Wang into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits Bang Wang with a shoulderblock...
TM: Wait! What the hell!
JT: Satan's Disciples have come to ringside... Doomsday and Lucifer are here in the IXWA!
Mason Phillips uses a sidewalk slam on Bang Wang...
Mason Phillips runs into the ropes...
Bang Wang hits Mason Phillips with a shoulderblock...
Bang Wang sends Mason Phillips into the turnbuckle...
Bang Wang locks Mason Phillips in a sleeperhold...
Mason Phillips makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Doomsday pulls down the top rope...
Perry Crabtree threatens Mason Phillips with disqualification...
Mason Phillips goes through the ropes...
Mason Phillips goes for the Phillips Screwdriver, but Bang Wang blocks it...
Mason Phillips takes Bang Wang down with a German suplex...
Mason Phillips climbs back into the ring...
Bang Wang climbs back into the ring...
Chang Wang enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Mason Phillips with a double kick to the thigh...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang whip Mason Phillips into the ropes...
They hit Mason Phillips with a double backdrop...
Chang Wang nails Mason Phillips with a lariat...
Bang Wang locks Mason Phillips in a sleeperhold...
Mason Phillips makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang goes for a kick to the thigh, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Mason Phillips chops Bang Wang...
Mason Phillips chops Bang Wang...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips chops Bang Wang...
Mason Phillips is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Bang Wang with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Bang Wang hits them with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Bang Wang takes Stephen Dixon down with a jumping DDT...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Bang Wang...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Chang Wang goes for an earringer, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a backdrop...
Stephen Dixon goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Chang Wang punches Stephen Dixon...
There are chants of 'boring, boring'...
Stephen Dixon kicks Chang Wang...
Stephen Dixon kicks Chang Wang...
The crowd doesn't seem to care...
Chang Wang punches Stephen Dixon...
There are chants of 'boring, boring'...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a headbutt...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang hits a lariat on Stephen Dixon...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang executes a kick to the thigh on Stephen Dixon...
Bang Wang goes for an ear ringer, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a backdrop...
In turn, Bang Wang counters it with a sunset flip...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Bang Wang out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips hit Chang Wang with a double flying axhandle...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon nails Chang Wang with an armdrag...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Chang Wang blocks it...
Doomsday throws Stephen Dixon a keyboard, but Chang Wang intercepts it...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon with it and goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon with a monkey flip...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon with a lariat...
Chang Wang goes for a power bomb, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon takes Chang Wang down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
You could hear a pin drop...
Stephen Dixon whips Chang Wang into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with a clothesline...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a lariat...
Chang Wang locks Stephen Dixon in a grapevine...
Stephen Dixon manages to grab the ropes after 6 seconds...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a lariat...
Chang Wang hits a gutwrench suplex on Stephen Dixon...
Chang Wang catches Stephen Dixon totally by surprise...
Chang Wang executes the Suplex Piledriver on Stephen Dixon...
Chang Wang goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Chang Wang throws Stephen Dixon into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang executes a gutwrench suplex on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Chang Wang whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon with a shoulderblock...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a kick to the thigh...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon...
The crowd doesn't seem to care...
Stephen Dixon hits Chang Wang...
Stephen Dixon hits Chang Wang...
You could hear a pin drop...
Chang Wang kicks Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon chops Chang Wang...
There are chants of 'boring, boring'...
Chang Wang kicks Stephen Dixon...
Chang Wang hits Stephen Dixon...
There is no crowd reaction...
Chang Wang punches Stephen Dixon...
You could hear a pin drop...
Chang Wang hits a lariat on Stephen Dixon...
Doomsday throws Stephen Dixon a baseball bat...
Stephen Dixon hits Chang Wang with it and goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Mason Phillips enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Chang Wang into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Chang Wang with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Chang Wang nails Stephen Dixon with a Hotshot...
Chang Wang whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Lucifer pulls down the top rope...
Perry Crabtree calls for the DQ...
SJD: The winners of the match via disqualification – the Mason-Dixon Line
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Winners (via DQ): The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:06:12
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[Moments later Mason Phillips & Stephen Dixon are brawling in the ring with Doomsday and Lucifer... The referee soon loses all control even with the help of other referees and officials...]
Cue: "Peacock" by Katy Perry
TM: What the hell?
["Rock Hard" Dick Ryder & "Tasty" Mike Hunt sprit down to the ring...]
TM: Dick Ryder! Mike Hunt! Mike Hunt is here!
JT: *sniggers*
[Two more men run down to the ring...]
JT: What? Who the hell are these guys?
TM: That's Jimmie "Thunder" Guidry and Omar "Lightning Rod" Watson... You know... Thunder 'n' Lightning... You got the memo right?
[Justin shrugs...]
TM: Well they have chosen to come out and get involved in this brawl now as well...
JT: They have no entrance music?
TM: Seems not... The Wang Dynasty have joined in the fracas now as well... Is it going to get any weirder here tonight?
Cue: "Checkmate (Hang 'Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill
JT: WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT???
[Johnny Psychotic runs out from the back and stops halfway down the ramp... He looks either side of him and realises he is on his own... He shrugs...]
Cue: "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
TM: OH MY GOODNESS!!!
JT: IS IT TRUE?
[It certainly is - "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne stomps out onto the entrance ramp and then sprints down to the ring with Johnny Psychotic to join in the melee! Moments later - referees, IXWA officials (John O'Mary, Sebastian Wilkins, Jason Griffin, Rich Peffer, Peter Thompson, Patrick Kennedy and several members of the roster are out there trying to separate the brawling tag teams...]
Cue: "Can't Get The Best Of Me" by Cypress Hill
TM: And now Bonser's here!
[Actually Bonser appears on the XtremeTron...]
Bonser: STOP IT, DAMMIT! STOP IT - ALL OF YOU! Damian Payne - what are you even doing here? You know what, tell me later! Right now - it seems you all want a piece of the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships! With that in mind, consider this one booked for Survival of the Fittest! There is going to be a Tag Team Turmoil match... The Wang Dynasty and The Mason-Dixon Line will start it off - just as they have done tonight... And also involved will be Satan's Disciples ---- Thunder 'n' Lightning ---- Double Entendres ---- and dammit - The Ambassadors of Napalm!!! Now get the hell out of the ring - we have a main event still to do!
[Scene fades out as after a lot of persuasion the teams start to leave...]
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Backstage:
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[We come back from commercial and we are immediately taken backstage... Bryan Styles is walking backstage - heading for the ringside area... Styles is clearly in the zone and ready for his match... So much so that he doesn't see Ric Beauty step out of a doorway that he has already passed by... Beauty has a steel chair in his hand and he runs up behind Styles and SLAMS it into the massive back of Styles, sending him crashing to the floor in front of the catering table... Beauty then proceeds to slam the steel chair across the back of Styles and then drive it into his ribs...]
TM: I guess this is what they were talking about earlier...
JT: Sucks to be Brian Styles right now...
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Ringside:
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TM: What does this mean for the main event?
JT: I have no idea!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
[The camera zooms in as Ric Beauty strolls through the entrance curtain pushing a shopping cart in front of him - a large shopping cart with the barely conscious form of Brian Styles in it... Beauty stops at the top of the ramp and lets the cart go - freewheeling to ringside where it crashes into the side of the ring depositing Styles at ringside... This seems to revive Styles and he stumbles to his feet and looks round him! Beauty waves at Styles who points back at him and starts yelling...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your main event for the evening... Introducing first...
[Styles instinctively rolls into the ring...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Styles shakes his head as if trying to work out what has happened...]
SJD: His opponent...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring... He stops and shakes hands with Ric Beauty who walks down to ringside with Anderson... Anderson holds the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship belt high above his head as he walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
March 11, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***:
Non-title match:
"Pandemonium" Brian Styles Vs Roman Anderson
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles nails Roman Anderson with a piledriver...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty trips Brian Styles...
Dana Riggelman threatens Roman Anderson with disqualification...
Dana Riggelman warns Ric Beauty...
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
Brian Styles hits a piledriver on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles places Roman Anderson on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back superplex on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Roman Anderson ducks out of the way...
Roman Anderson nails Brian Styles with a dropsault...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
The crowd erupts...
Roman Anderson is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but
Brian Styles blocks it...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a flying spinning leg lariat...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
Roman Anderson goes for a cradle piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Roman Anderson with a German suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles hits a knee to midsection on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles uses a piledriver on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles executes an armbar takedown on Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a T-Bone Suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a DDT, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson executes a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Brian Styles...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
Roman Anderson kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
Brian Styles hits Roman Anderson...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Roman Anderson chops Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson uses a flying reverse neckbreaker on Brian Styles...
Roman Anderson hits Brian Styles with a DDT...
The crowd erupts...
Roman Anderson goes for the GONE TOO DEEP!, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Roman Anderson uses a flying forearm on Brian Styles...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Roman Anderson places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Roman Anderson executes a superplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Roman Anderson takes Brian Styles down with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Roman Anderson with a kick...
Brian Styles takes Roman Anderson down with a short clothesline...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles knocks down Dana Riggelman...
Dana Riggelman is out cold...
Dana Riggelman crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up...
Dana Riggelman disqualifies Brian Styles...
The crowd erupts...
TM: That was a bad call on Styles part...
JT: I guess he’s still a bit addled from the beating he took from Ric Beauty moments ago...
SJD: The winner of the match – via disqualification... Roman Anderson!
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Winner (via DQ): Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:03:40
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[Beauty slides into the ring and he and Anderson start to stop and punch at Brian Styles, pummelling him to the canvas...]
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
TM: Charlie Kline is back out here!!!
[Kline sprints to ringside and slides into the ring to even up the sides as Beatdown goes off the air with Kline and Beauty brawling as Styles and Anderson also brawl...]
JT: This has been one crazy ass night!!!
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