IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - FEBRUARY 13, 2015
WALTER PYRAMID, LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style, we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!!!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots!!! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!!!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!!!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up!!! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring!!! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security!!! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words!!! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!!!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!!!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!!!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!!!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!!!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Friday Night Beatdown - live from the Walter Pyramid--
JT: Right here in Long Beach, California...
TM: Let's not start that again... Tonight the Survival of the Fittest tournament begins as we start on the road to crowning a new IXWA Extreme Warrior champion...
JT: Yeah - we have 4 of the IXWA's finest in action tonight in what are effectively the quarter finals of the tournament...
TM: Indeed... Let’s get straight on with tonight’s action... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Fighting out of Mexico City, Mexico... Weighing in at 210 pounds... Mexican Cyborg...
[There is little to no reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As Rise Against's "Satellite" begins with its power chords, the handsome young Mike Gionet sprints into view... He's got a blue and white color scheme going on - teal half tights, white boots, and his elbow and knee pads in a much darker navy blue to contrast with the tights... Gionet's obvious enthusiasm as he makes a quick entrance gets the crowd excited as well, Mike taking time to slap a couple of hands before he has to head down the ramp and dive under the bottom rope into the ring...]
SJD: From Hawthorne, California and weighing in at 196 pounds... Mike Gionet!!!
[He leaps to his feet, smiling, and runs to one of the corners, facing the entrance while he pumps his fists and mentally prepares...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
February 13, 2015
Mexican Cyborg Vs Mike Gionet
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mike Gionet goes for a backdrop, but Mexican Cyborg blocks it...
Mexican Cyborg runs into the ropes...
Mexican Cyborg and Mike Gionet get hit with a double clothesline...
Charlie Kline and Roman Anderson come to ringside...
Mexican Cyborg uses a springboard leaping swinging DDT on Mike Gionet...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mexican Cyborg...
Mexican Cyborg runs into the ropes...
Mike Gionet hits Mexican Cyborg with a shoulderblock...
Mike Gionet whips Mexican Cyborg into the turnbuckle, but Mexican Cyborg reverses it...
Mexican Cyborg nails Mike Gionet with a flying dropkick...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mexican Cyborg...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a clothesline, but Mike Gionet counters it with a crucifix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Gionet runs into the ropes...
Mexican Cyborg executes a dropkick on Mike Gionet...
Mexican Cyborg hits a belly-to-back flipping throw suplex on Mike Gionet...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mexican Cyborg...
Mexican Cyborg executes a flying dropkick on Mike Gionet...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mexican Cyborg...
Mexican Cyborg runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Mexican Cyborg in the back with a chair...
Dana Riggelman threatens Mike Gionet with disqualification...
Mike Gionet goes for the Golden Gift, but Mexican Cyborg blocks it...
Mike Gionet goes for a Huracanrana, but Mexican Cyborg counters it with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Mexican Cyborg executes a belly-to-back flipping throw suplex on Mike Gionet...
The crowd is starting to get behind Mexican Cyborg...
Mexican Cyborg hits a tornado DDT on Mike Gionet...
A small "Mexican Cyborg" chant is being started...
Mexican Cyborg goes for a fireman's carry into a cross armbreaker, but
Mike Gionet blocks it...
Mike Gionet takes Mexican Cyborg down with a DDT...
Mike Gionet takes Mexican Cyborg down with an armdrag...
Mike Gionet runs into the ropes...
Mike Gionet hits Mexican Cyborg with a kick...
Mike Gionet hits a flying bodypress on Mexican Cyborg...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Mike Gionet is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The winner is Mike Gionet... Time of match: 0:02:52
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Winner: Mike Gionet
Time of match: 0:02:52
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TM: Great match there and Gionet made quick work of Cyborg...
JT: Gionet does have a lot to offer the IXWA but most of the time he just seems to be going through the motions...
TM: Almost like he doesn’t want to be here...
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TM: We’re back and it’s time now for our first championship of the evening as Lady Fantasy faces Olivia Ogilvie...
JT: Over to Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship... Introducing first...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet...]
SJD: Her opponent...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps with the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship over her shoulder...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
February 13, 2015
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship
"Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie Vs Lady Fantasy
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Lady Fantasy executes a side suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Lady Fantasy goes for a vertical suplex, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy kicks Olivia Ogilvie...
Lady Fantasy punches Olivia Ogilvie...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy hits a swinging neckbreaker on Olivia Ogilvie...
Lady Fantasy takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a high knee...
Lady Fantasy takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a vertical suplex...
Lady Fantasy goes for a backbreaker, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a facerake...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy misses with an elbow...
Olivia Ogilvie and Lady Fantasy get hit with a double clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie hits an arm wringer on Lady Fantasy...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a single arm DDT on Lady Fantasy...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a uranage spinebuster on Lady Fantasy...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a side suplex...
In turn, Olivia Ogilvie counters it with spinning headscissors...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a vertical suplex, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy puts Olivia Ogilvie in a sleeperhold...
Olivia Ogilvie gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Lady Fantasy goes for a powerbomb, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy misses with an elbow...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Lady Fantasy with an elbow...
Olivia Ogilvie is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for an eye gouge, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy goes for a DDT, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a backdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a legdrop on Lady Fantasy...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for an atomic drop, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy throws Olivia Ogilvie into the turnbuckle, but Olivia Ogilvie reverses it...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a spear on Lady Fantasy...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a hair pull on Lady Fantasy...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a high kick on Lady Fantasy...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Lady Fantasy...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Olivia Ogilvie...
Lady Fantasy punches Olivia Ogilvie...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Lady Fantasy down with a bulldog...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Lady Fantasy with a stomp...
Olivia Ogilvie runs into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a flapjack...
Lady Fantasy hits a German suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy hits Olivia Ogilvie with a drop toe hold...
Lady Fantasy whips Olivia Ogilvie into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a clothesline on Lady Fantasy...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Lady Fantasy down with a vertical suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a sleeperhold, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a go-behind...
In turn, Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a backward kick...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Lady Fantasy...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Lady Fantasy...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Lady Fantasy with a backdrop...
Lady Fantasy falls out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie rolls out under the bottom rope...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a slap, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Lady Fantasy throws Olivia Ogilvie into the ringpost...
Lady Fantasy goes for the Daydream Driver, but Olivia Ogilvie blocks it...
Lady Fantasy nails Olivia Ogilvie with a drop toe hold...
Lady Fantasy nails Olivia Ogilvie with a vertical suplex...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Lady Fantasy throws Olivia Ogilvie into the ringsteps...
Lady Fantasy goes for an atomic drop, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a facerake...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Olivia Ogilvie takes Lady Fantasy down with a butt-bump...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
Olivia Ogilvie climbs back into the ring...
Lady Fantasy rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Olivia Ogilvie catches Lady Fantasy in a sleeperhold...
Lady Fantasy is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lady Fantasy gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Lady Fantasy with a butt-bump...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a spear, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a kneelift...
Lady Fantasy gets an airplane spin on Olivia Ogilvie...
Scott Braski asks Olivia Ogilvie if she's still there...
Olivia Ogilvie nods...
Olivia Ogilvie tries to fight the pain...
Lady Fantasy lets go after 24 seconds...
Lady Fantasy goes for a sleeperhold, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a jawbreaker...
Olivia Ogilvie is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Olivia Ogilvie runs into the ropes...
Olivia Ogilvie misses with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Lady Fantasy with a clothesline...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Lady Fantasy with an elbowdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy hits Olivia Ogilvie with a clothesline...
Lady Fantasy puts Olivia Ogilvie in a bow-and-arrow submission...
Olivia Ogilvie is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Olivia Ogilvie tries to escape the hold...
Olivia Ogilvie manages to grab the ropes after 16 seconds...
Lady Fantasy uses a side suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Lady Fantasy uses a flying cross body press on Olivia Ogilvie...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy hits a powerbomb on Olivia Ogilvie...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy uses a snap suplex on Olivia Ogilvie...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Lady Fantasy covers Olivia Ogilvie...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get more cheers than boos...
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Winner and still IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion: Lady Fantasy
Time of match: 0:08:06
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TM: Lady Fantasy showing why she is the dominant female in the IXWA at present...
JT: Who is going to unseat her as the Bad Bass Babe Champion?
TM: Time will tell on that one... Now – I understand that we have Roman Anderson waiting backstage...
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Backstage:
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[Backstage Roman Anderson is shown in close up...]
ROMAN: Allow me to introduce myself... I am the best damn thing to ever happen to this sad little part of the wrestling world...
You poor fans have had to suffer through Frostbite and Ric Beauty and the worst of it, The O'Malley brothers... Those two idiots couldn't win a butt kicking contest at a convention of one legged people...
[Anderson smiles...]
I am not just here to save you from bad wrestling, but I am here to win titles and make money... Cash baby... And it starts with me winning the Survival of the Fittest tournament, and step one is Akira Razor...
Never heard of ya buddy, which means you ain't anything... You see I am the MAIN EVENT and you are not... You know, like at big concerts, I am the headline band on Saturday night and you play at noon on Thursday...
[Anderson smiles again...]
This week I begin my quest to save the IXWA... Razor is first, then I win this tournament...
Oh and O'Malley boys, don't think I forgot our history from back in Vegas fellas... WHEN I get my chance Anthony... When I get my chance...
[Scene fades out and comes back up at ringside...]
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a quarter final match for the 2015 Survival of the Fittest tournament...
Crowd: YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SJD: Introducing first...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
SJD: His opponent...
[The guitar rift and drumbeat to the song gets the crowd cheering and on their feet, as the song begins blaring throughout the arena... Red and Orange lights flicker throughout the arena and on the stage...]
#Do you smoke, do you drink#
#Do you yell out, "Hank"#
#Do you fold it in your pocket#
#Do you lock it in the bank#
#Do you jack it up, or drop it down to the ground#
#Put the juice in the goose#
#Or the Coke in the Crown#
SJD: Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way down the aisle... From Batesville, Arkansas and weighing in tonight at 273 pounds... "THE BIG STICK" MASON PHILLIPS!!!!
[The ladies in the crowd start screaming as Mason walks out on the stage... Mason is decked out in his typical wrestling gear: A thigh length wrestling singlet, metallic and blood red in color... Metallic colored boots, kneepads, elbow pads and white taped wrists complete the look... Mason looks out at the crowd and runs his fingers through his shoulder length blonde hair before walking down the ramp...]
#Whatever makes you feel like a rock star#
#Yeah, you can kick it back chillin'#
#Or you can rock hard#
#You busted your butt all week#
#And now, it's your time to be#
#Whatever you wanna be#
#You can dress to kill, you can shoot to thrill#
#Try to seal the deal#
#Whatever makes you feel like a rock star#
[Mason starts walking down the aisle, high fiving the fans, smiling from ear to ear as occasional fans attempt to hug him... Mason obliges while soaking up all this popularity from the girls...]
#Do you kick the dirt, or work a Vegas stop#
#Do you hit the strip, or roll a country mile#
#Do you wear uptight, or do keep it loose#
#Do you leave it in the truck#
#Or sneak it in in your boot#
[Mason reaches ringside, climbs inside the ring and immediately hops on the middle rope and poses for the crowd... He poses similar to Randy Savage’s trademark hand waving gesture to get the crowd even more riled up and in his corner for the match...]
#Now, whether you're pimped up hangin' in the VIP#
#Or way up high in the cheapest seat#
#Hey, pretty mama, if you roll with me#
#There'll be diamonds in the sky and the radio screen#
[Mason climbs off the turnbuckle and goes to the turnbuckle on the opposite end and poses in the same manner for the fans...]
#Whatever makes you feel like a rock star#
#Yeah, you can kick back chillin'#
#Or you can rock hard#
#You busted your butt all week#
#And now it's your time to be#
#Whatever you wanna be#
#You can dress to kill, you can shoot to thrill#
#Whatever makes you feel like a rock star#
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
February 13, 2015
Survival of the Fittest tournament quarter final
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline Vs
"The Big Stick" Mason Phillips
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Mason Phillips executes a kick to the midsection on Charlie Kline...
Mason Phillips throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope...
Charlie Kline pulls himself back in...
Charlie Kline whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Mason Phillips with a kick...
Charlie Kline whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits Charlie Kline with a shoulderblock...
Mason Phillips gets a chokehold on Charlie Kline...
Perry Crabtree warns Mason Phillips to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline executes a spin kick on Mason Phillips...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Mason Phillips on the turnbuckle, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Charlie Kline whips Mason Phillips into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Mason Phillips with a chop...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Mason Phillips hits Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Charlie Kline falls out of the ring...
Mason Phillips goes outside...
Mason Phillips knocks Charlie Kline into the ringsteps...
A small "Mason Phillips" chant is being started...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind and distracts Mason Phillips...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon comes from behind, but Mason Phillips pushes her away...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
[Charlie Kline starts arguing with Mason Phillips as Gina Gordon clutches her ankle, feigning injury when Phillips pushed her away...]
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3
Perry Crabtree counts: 4
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
[Kline pushes Phillips backwards, causing him to stumble backwards and trip over the ring-steps... Kline gets back into the ring...]
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Mason Phillips is counted out...
Quite a few boos are audible...
TM: This means that Charlie Kline is going to advance to the semi finals of the tournament...
JT: And gets another step closer to the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship...
SJD: The winner of the match – Charlie Kline!!!
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Winner: Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:01:43
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TM: Time now for a quick commercial break and we’ll be back with the second tournament match...
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a quarter final match for the 2015 Survival of the Fittest tournament...
Crowd: YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SJD: Introducing first... From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... Roman Anderson!!!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air a the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!!!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
February 13, 2015
Survival of the Fittest tournament quarter final
Roman Anderson Vs "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Akira Razor chops Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson kicks Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Roman Anderson hits a flying huracanrana on Akira Razor...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits a roaring elbow smash on Roman Anderson...
Akira Razor executes a slingshot suplex on Roman Anderson...
Akira Razor goes for a hiptoss, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Roman Anderson nails Akira Razor with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson complains about a slow count...
Akira Razor takes Roman Anderson down with an inside cradle...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Akira Razor uses a fireman's carry takedown on Roman Anderson...
Akira Razor whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Akira Razor hits Roman Anderson with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson falls out of the ring...
Akira Razor jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
A small "Akira Razor" chant is being started...
Akira Razor goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Roman Anderson gets back into the ring...
Akira Razor rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Roman Anderson goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor takes Roman Anderson down with a slingshot suplex...
Akira Razor kicks Roman Anderson...
The crowd is starting to get behind Akira Razor...
Akira Razor chops Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson hits Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson goes for a roundhouse kick, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor hits Roman Anderson with a back suplex...
Akira Razor nails Roman Anderson with a kneebreaker...
Akira Razor goes for a handspring elbow, but Roman Anderson counters it with a belly-to-back suplex...
Roman Anderson executes spinning headscissors on Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Roman Anderson covers Akira Razor...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Roman Anderson goes for a spinning heel kick, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Akira Razor goes through the ropes...
Akira Razor shoves Roman Anderson into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Akira Razor throws Roman Anderson into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Akira Razor re-enters the ring...
Roman Anderson rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson nails Akira Razor with a spin kick...
Roman Anderson uses a roundhouse kick on Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson hits a sleeperhold reverse mat slam onto the chair on Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Roman Anderson takes Akira Razor down with a flip piledriver...
The crowd is going crazy...
Roman Anderson uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Akira Razor...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson uses a split legged moonsault on Akira Razor...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson throws Akira Razor out of the ring...
Roman Anderson jumps onto him with a moonsault off the second turnbuckle...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Roman Anderson sets up a table...
Roman Anderson hits Akira Razor with a roundhouse kick...
Roman Anderson shoves Akira Razor into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson uses a roundhouse kick on Akira Razor...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Roman Anderson sets up Akira Razor on the table...
Roman Anderson executes a DDT through the table...
The table is broken in half...
Roman Anderson clears the announcers' table...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Akira Razor uses a snap suplex on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Akira Razor uses a snap suplex on Roman Anderson...
Akira Razor climbs back into the ring...
Roman Anderson rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Akira Razor is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Akira Razor throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Roman Anderson hangs on to the top rope...
Roman Anderson slides back in under the bottom rope...
Roman Anderson whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits a roundhouse kick on Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson whips Akira Razor into the ropes, but Akira Razor reverses it...
Roman Anderson takes Akira Razor down with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Akira Razor on the turnbuckle, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Roman Anderson goes for a spinning back suplex, but Akira Razor turns in mid-air and lands on him...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor hits a snap suplex on Roman Anderson...
Akira Razor is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Akira Razor runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson goes for a roundhouse kick, but Akira Razor ducks out of the way...
Akira Razor hits a handspring elbow on Roman Anderson...
The crowd is cheering on Akira Razor...
Akira Razor nails Roman Anderson with a belly-to-back suplex...
Akira Razor whips Roman Anderson into the ropes, but Roman Anderson reverses it...
Akira Razor hits a fireman's carry takedown on Roman Anderson...
Akira Razor uses a piledriver on Roman Anderson...
Akira Razor uses a hiptoss on Roman Anderson...
Akira Razor goes for a slingshot suplex, but Roman Anderson counters it with a vertical suplex...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
In turn, Akira Razor counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Akira Razor complains about a slow count...
Roman Anderson uses an inside cradle on Akira Razor...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson goes for a spinning back suplex, but Akira Razor counters it with a bulldog...
Akira Razor executes a drop toe hold on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Akira Razor goes for a backbreaker, but Roman Anderson counters it with a facerake...
Roman Anderson throws Akira Razor into the turnbuckle...
Roman Anderson goes for a backdrop driver, but Akira Razor counters it with a facerake...
Akira Razor punches Roman Anderson...
The crowd is cheering on Akira Razor...
Akira Razor chops Roman Anderson...
The crowd is cheering on Akira Razor...
Roman Anderson chops Akira Razor...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Akira Razor hits Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson kicks Akira Razor...
Akira Razor chops Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson hits Akira Razor...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Akira Razor punches Roman Anderson...
The crowd is really behind Akira Razor...
Akira Razor goes for an arm wringer, but Roman Anderson flips over...
Roman Anderson uses a backdrop driver on Akira Razor...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Roman Anderson goes for a series of kicks to the head, but Akira Razor blocks it...
Akira Razor goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Roman Anderson ducks out of the way...
Roman Anderson hits Akira Razor with a moonsault bodyblock...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Roman Anderson whips Akira Razor into the ropes...
Roman Anderson misses with an elbow...
Roman Anderson misses with a clothesline...
Akira Razor takes Roman Anderson down with a fireman's carry takedown...
Akira Razor gets an abdominal stretch on Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson breaks the hold after 9 seconds...
Roman Anderson hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Akira Razor...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Roman Anderson executes the GONE TOO DEEP! on Akira Razor...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
TM: Has to be said that was a pretty amazing match...
JT: First time that those two have ever come face to face I believe... And let’s hope it’s not the last...
SJD: The winner of the match and advancing to the next round to face Charlie Kline will be -- Roman Anderson...
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Winner: Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:09:57
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TM: Now we’re going backstage to hear from the Television champion!
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Backstage:
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[The screen switches and shows a happy Clayton Hawke, a tall and muscular young man with an infectious smile and blond-highlighted, short hair... He is dressed for his match, wearing his tights and boots... The most glaring change to the young man's attire is not clothing, but the gleaming gold belt that says "IXWA Television Champion..." He wastes no time talking as soon as he knows that the camera is on him...]
Hawke: I have never felt so alive and excited in all of my life! Last time I stepped into the ring I took on somebody that those in the locker room thought would hold the Television Title for quite a long time...
[The look of intensity is all over the young man's face as he continues...]
Hawke: Brian Styles, I appreciate you giving me the chance in a title match... It showed that you were up for a challenge, and I'm going to be the exact same way now that I have this in my possession...
[He shifts the gorgeous belt on his shoulder and smiles widely as he does...]
Hawke: As the IXWA Television Champion, I'm the guy who is always up for a challenge every time those television cameras are turned on... When we have a televised show, I'm defending this belt... And I will take on whomever they deem worthy to challenge me for this coveted championship...
[He raises an eyebrow...]
Hawke: And this week, it is Ric Beauty...
[He almost jumps up and down after saying the name...]
Hawke: I know right?!?! Ric - by God - Beauty!
[His eyes get wide from the excitement...]
Hawke: Just thinking of facing someone I have seen wrestle so many times in my life has me totally stoked! I have seen so many of his matches and watched him do well almost everywhere he has ever been!
[That grin is honestly infectious...]
Hawke: He hasn't even lost a match in IXWA at all! That is how good he is! And now I get the privilege of standing in the ring against him with this belt on the line...
[The grin turns into a very serious, almost questioning look on his face...]
Hawke: You might be thinking to yourself, "Why is this kid so excited? He is taking on a veteran who hasn't lost in this calendar year and it probably means his title reign will be over! Why is he excited?"
[His face immediately drops all joviality... Not in a psycho kind of way, but in a reality hitting kind of way...]
Hawke: And perhaps they are right...But...
[The blank stare gets a little life from the curl in his lip as he speaks...]
Hawke: How often do you get the chance to test yourself against someone who has years of experience and can literally teach you all sorts of things DURING the match?
[He pauses and looks at the belt on his shoulder... He rubs it with that free hand a couple of times before looking back up at the camera...]
Hawke: I may very well lose this title tonight... It could happen... I'm going to fight tooth and nail to make sure it doesn't happen... I'll use every ounce of strength I have to keep from having my shoulders pinned down or body tied up in knots... I will give the fans a great show and prove to them that they are cheering a future star in the wrestling world and hopefully an upstanding IXWA Television Champion...
[He holds up one finger...]
Hawke: But no matter what...
[He wags that finger a few times as he continues...]
Hawke: I'm leaving that ring tonight better than when I went in...win or lose...
[He nods and the grin is getting obvious on his face again...]
Hawke: Because no matter what...I'm going to learn... I'm going to get better... I'm going to be stronger both in body and mind when inside the squared circle... That is something worth being excited for...
[He smiles confidently...]
Hawke: Ric Beauty, I'm looking forward to this more than you can imagine... I hope you are as ready for me, as I am for you...
[He taps the title belt again...]
Hawke: Because this isn't leaving my shoulder easily... See you in the ring...
[He walks off camera view as the screen fades to black...]
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... Already in the ring; weighing in at 235lbs and hailing from Sweet Home, Alabama... "Nifty" Ned Norton!!!
[Norton waves to the crowd as he stretches against the rope...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
February 13, 2015
"Nifty" Ned Norton Vs "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Ned Norton kicks Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is cheering on Ned Norton...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ned Norton...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ned Norton...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe uses a snap suplex on Ned Norton...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe nails Ned Norton with an armdrag...
Archibald Smythe hits Ned Norton with a double ax handle chop...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton misses with a shoulderblock...
Ned Norton hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with a kick...
Archibald Smythe gets an abdominal stretch on Ned Norton...
Ned Norton breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Ned Norton hits Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ned Norton...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ned Norton...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Ned Norton kicks Archibald Smythe...
Ned Norton kicks Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ned Norton...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ned Norton...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Archibald Smythe hits Ned Norton...
A small "Archibald Smythe" chant is being started...
Archibald Smythe hits a shoulderblock on Ned Norton...
Archibald Smythe catches Ned Norton in a figure-four leglock...
Ned Norton's shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ned Norton tries to escape the hold...
Archibald Smythe lets go after 11 seconds...
Archibald Smythe hits Ned Norton with a head and arm suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe complains about a slow count...
Ned Norton hits an inside cradle on Archibald Smythe...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ned Norton goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a facerake...
Archibald Smythe nails Ned Norton with a half nelson suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe misses with an elbow...
Ned Norton goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe attempts to place Ned Norton on the turnbuckle, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Archibald Smythe puts Ned Norton in an abdominal stretch...
Ned Norton is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ned Norton is inching his way towards the ropes...
Ned Norton reaches the ropes after 18 seconds...
Archibald Smythe takes Ned Norton down with an armdrag...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but Ned Norton blocks it...
Ned Norton goes for a DDT, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe places Ned Norton on the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe hits a belly-to-back superplex on Ned Norton...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe nails Ned Norton with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe takes Ned Norton down with a gutwrench suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe complains about a slow count...
Archibald Smythe catches Ned Norton in a side headlock...
Ned Norton is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ned Norton manages to grab the ropes after 7 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a snap suplex, but Ned Norton counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ned Norton runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe executes a double ax handle chop on Ned Norton...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Ned Norton hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
Ned Norton goes for a jumping side kick, but Archibald Smythe ducks out of the way...
Archibald Smythe executes a scoop slam on Ned Norton...
Archibald Smythe locks Ned Norton in a figure-four leglock...
Ned Norton's shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Ned Norton breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Ned Norton executes a back suplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is really behind Ned Norton...
Ned Norton goes for a lariat, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a crucifix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe hits Ned Norton with a piledriver...
Archibald Smythe takes Ned Norton down with a flying cross body press...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
A few fans are cheering on Archibald Smythe...
The winner is Archibald Smythe... Time of match: 0:05:25
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Winner: Archibald Smythe
Time of match: 0:05:25
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TM: Archibald Smythe is another one that shows promise here in the IXWA...
JT: But seems to bottle it when there’s a real chance of proving himself...
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall...
[That familiar guitar riff of AC/DC’s "Have A Drink On Me" blares throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 1040 pounds... From Brooklyn, New York and weighing in at a combined weight of 480 pounds... Anthony O'Malley... Marcus O'Malley... THE O'MALLEY BROTHERS
[The fans explode in cheers as The O’Malley Brothers, along with Marcus’s wife Jessica; walk out on the stage... Anthony walks out on the stage in red thigh length shorts with green lightning bolts on his butt, red ankle length shoes, red kneepads and elbow pads... Marcus walks out wearing a sleeveless white T-Shirt that has “You Got Two Choices” on the front in Red and “Drink or Fight” written in red on the black... In addition, he’s wearing light blue jeans, wrestling boots, green elbowpads and heavily white taped wrists... Jessica, wearing Marcus’s trademarked T-Shirt, blue jeans and nice dress shoes, extends her arms pointing at the brothers... Anthony starts talking to the fans to get them riled up as they start walking down the aisle...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[The whistle starts and the bass booms into "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr Dre and Ice Cube... Ricky J and JRG walk out onto the stage area... Ricky J and JRG both wear black jeans, black Raider jerseys and black Nikes... JRG has a bandana over his skull and Ricky J wears it like Tupac over his forehead... The pair wear the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships around their waists... The crowd boos as Ricky J slides under the bottom rope while JRG steps over the top...]
SJD: From West A Street, Haywood CA and weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Ricky J... JRG... DEF B...I... POSSE...
JT: Let's get this one underway...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
February 13, 2015
Tag Team Showcase match:
The O’Malley Brothers Vs The Def BI Posse
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but JRG blocks it...
JRG kicks Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley kicks JRG...
A small "Marcus O'Malley" chant is being started...
JRG punches Marcus O'Malley...
JRG punches Marcus O'Malley...
JRG is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
JRG chops Marcus O'Malley...
JRG goes for a double arm DDT, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits JRG with the Snake Eyes...
Marcus O'Malley hits JRG with a kick to the midsection...
Marcus O'Malley throws JRG out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, JRG re-enters the ring...
Marcus O'Malley hits a series of punches on JRG...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley nails JRG with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley whips JRG into the ropes...
JRG hits a running clothesline on Anthony O'Malley...
JRG runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley takes JRG down with a bulldog...
The crowd is starting to get behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a flying forearm, but JRG ducks out of the way...
JRG goes for a double arm DDT, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Ricky J enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley executes a clothesline on JRG...
Anthony O'Malley hits JRG with an enzuigiri...
A small "Anthony O'Malley" chant is being started...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits a springboard bulldog on JRG...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Anthony O'Malley with a backdrop...
JRG tags out to Ricky J...
Ricky J goes for a springboard armdrag, but Anthony O'Malley side-steps and
Ricky J crashes to the canvas...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley hits Ricky J with a backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley hits a flying axhandle on Ricky J...
A small "Marcus O'Malley" chant is being started...
Marcus O'Malley nails Ricky J with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is starting to get behind Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a chokehold, but Ricky J counters it with a kick to the midsection...
Ricky J goes for a flying reverse neckbreaker, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley whips Ricky J into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Marcus O'Malley with a kick...
Ricky J goes for a roundhouse kick, but Marcus O'Malley ducks out of the way...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
JRG enters the ring and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
JRG leaves the ring...
Ricky J goes for a fisherman buster, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a snap mare...
Anthony O'Malley whips Ricky J into the ropes, but Ricky J reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Ricky J with a clothesline...
Ricky J falls out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley jumps onto him with a plancha...
Anthony O'Malley hits Ricky J with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley throws Ricky J into the ringsteps...
Anthony O'Malley throws Ricky J back into the ring...
Anthony O'Malley whips Ricky J into the ropes...
Ricky J misses with a clothesline...
Ricky J goes for a Huracanrana, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a tiger suplex, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J goes for a Huracanrana, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a jumping bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
A small "Anthony O'Malley" chant is being started...
Anthony O'Malley whips Ricky J into the ropes, but Ricky J reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Ricky J with a clothesline...
Ricky J falls out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Ricky J re-enters the ring...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a German suplex, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J executes a flip piledriver on Anthony O'Malley...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Ricky J nails Anthony O'Malley with a fisherman buster...
Ricky J nails Anthony O'Malley with spinning headscissors...
The crowd is booing Ricky J...
Ricky J hits a DDT on Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is booing Ricky J...
Ricky J tags out to JRG...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring and lays out Ricky J...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit JRG with a double bodyslam...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Anthony O'Malley with an elbow...
JRG executes a shoulderblock to the midsection on Anthony O'Malley...
JRG runs into the ropes...
JRG nails Anthony O'Malley with a running clothesline...
JRG locks Anthony O'Malley in a bearhug...
Anthony O'Malley reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
JRG hits Anthony O'Malley with a powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
JRG executes a side suplex on Anthony O'Malley...
JRG runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits JRG with a kick...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but JRG counters it with a Gorilla Press...
The crowd is booing JRG...
Ricky J enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
JRG and Ricky J whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Anthony O'Malley with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is starting to get behind Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley throws JRG out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley rolls out under the bottom rope...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Anthony O'Malley shoves JRG into the guardrail...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a snap mare, but JRG blocks it...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
JRG gets back into the ring...
Anthony O'Malley rolls back in under the bottom rope...
JRG kicks Anthony O'Malley...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley hits JRG...
Anthony O'Malley kicks JRG...
A small "Anthony O'Malley" chant is being started...
JRG hits Anthony O'Malley...
JRG tags out to Ricky J...
JRG hits a side suplex on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J hits a split legged moonsault on Anthony O'Malley...
A fan at ringside badmouths Ricky J...
JRG leaves the ring...
Ricky J runs into the ropes...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
Ricky J goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a jawbreaker...
Anthony O'Malley locks Ricky J in a surfboard...
Ricky J tries to escape the hold...
Ricky J gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds...
Anthony O'Malley hits an atomic drop on Ricky J...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a flying dropkick, but Ricky J ducks out of the way...
Ricky J uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Ricky J whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Ricky J counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ricky J sets up Anthony O'Malley on the turnbuckle...
Ricky J executes a superplex on Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J further incites the crowd...
Ricky J whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes, but Anthony O'Malley reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley hits Ricky J with a kick...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Ricky J into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Ricky J with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Ricky J executes a hammerlock reverse DDT on Marcus O'Malley...
Ricky J goes for a hanging vertical suplex, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with an inside cradle...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a Northern Lights suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Marcus O'Malley nails Ricky J with a headsmash into the turnbuckle...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley and Ricky J get hit with a double clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley uses a pumphandle suplex on Ricky J...
Marcus O'Malley hits a piledriver on Ricky J...
Marcus O'Malley hits Ricky J with a headbutt to the groin...
Marcus O'Malley uses a fistdrop on Ricky J...
Marcus O'Malley takes Ricky J down with a series of punches...
Marcus O'Malley hits Ricky J with a fallaway slam...
The crowd is starting to get behind Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley executes a bodyslam on Ricky J...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley whip Ricky J into the ropes...
They hit Ricky J with a double elbowsmash...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley hits a kneebreaker on Ricky J...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Ricky J...
A small "Anthony O'Malley" chant is being started...
Ricky J kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Ricky J hits Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Anthony O'Malley hits Ricky J...
Anthony O'Malley hits Ricky J...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a European uppercut, but Ricky J blocks it...
Ricky J tags out to JRG...
JRG and Ricky J hit Marcus O'Malley with a double DDT...
Ricky J leaves the ring...
JRG runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley nails JRG with a spinning heel kick...
The crowd is starting to get behind Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley throws JRG into the turnbuckle...
Marcus O'Malley runs shoulder-first into the corner, but JRG lifts his knee...
JRG whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits JRG with a kick...
Marcus O'Malley whips JRG into the ropes...
JRG uses a shoulderblock on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG goes for a stomp, but Marcus O'Malley rolls out of the way...
Marcus O'Malley covers JRG...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley hits JRG with an elbow...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a stomp, but JRG rolls out of the way...
JRG throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, four, five, Marcus O'Malley re-enters the ring...
JRG goes for a powerslam, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a lariat...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit JRG with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a headbutt to the groin, but JRG counters it with a kick to the head...
JRG hits Marcus O'Malley with a powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
JRG takes Marcus O'Malley down with a side suplex...
JRG executes a stomp on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG nails Marcus O'Malley with a headbutt to the midsection...
JRG covers Marcus O'Malley...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
JRG hits a DDT on Marcus O'Malley...
Quite a few boos are audible...
JRG uses a legdrop on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG uses a spear on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG hits Marcus O'Malley with a headbutt to the midsection...
JRG goes for a full nelson, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a jawbreaker...
Marcus O'Malley hits JRG with a headbutt to the groin...
Marcus O'Malley throws JRG out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes through the ropes...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
JRG hits a side suplex on Marcus O'Malley...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
JRG takes Marcus O'Malley down with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Marcus O'Malley takes JRG down with a DDT...
Marcus O'Malley runs JRG into the ringpost...
Marcus O'Malley sets up a table...
Marcus O'Malley sets up JRG on the table...
Marcus O'Malley tries to drive JRG through the table with a piledriver, but he blocks it...
JRG shoves Marcus O'Malley into the guardrail...
JRG goes for a kneelift, but Marcus O'Malley side-steps and JRG crashes to the canvas...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Marcus O'Malley uses a fallaway slam on JRG...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
Marcus O'Malley whips JRG into the guardrail...
Marcus O'Malley uses an elbowdrop on JRG...
Scott Braski counts: 5...
Marcus O'Malley gets back into the ring...
JRG rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Marcus O'Malley uses a Northern Lights suplex on JRG...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a right jab, but JRG ducks out of the way...
JRG locks Marcus O'Malley in a chokehold...
Scott Braski warns JRG to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
JRG nails Marcus O'Malley with a pumphandle slam...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
JRG hits a backdrop on Marcus O'Malley...
JRG whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
JRG hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Ricky J enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
JRG and Ricky J whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection...
Ricky J takes Marcus O'Malley down with a roundhouse kick...
Ricky J is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
JRG locks Marcus O'Malley in a full nelson...
Marcus O'Malley is struggling to reach the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley tries to escape the hold...
JRG lets go after 12 seconds...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring and throws Ricky J out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley uses a belly-to-back suplex on JRG...
Marcus O'Malley hits a flying fistdrop on JRG...
A small "Marcus O'Malley" chant is being started...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley hits JRG with a facerake...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
JRG hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley falls out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, four, five, Marcus O'Malley re-enters the ring...
Ricky J enters the ring...
JRG lifts Marcus O'Malley up...
Ricky J nails Marcus O'Malley with the 1_8_7 and goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Anthony O'Malley makes the save...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
JRG misses with a clothesline...
JRG nails Marcus O'Malley with a Samoan Drop...
JRG goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Ricky J enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Marcus O'Malley uses a piledriver on JRG...
Anthony O'Malley uses a flying dropkick on JRG...
The crowd is starting to get behind Anthony O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley executes a flying fistdrop on JRG...
A small "Marcus O'Malley" chant is being started...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a back suplex, but JRG blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
[The XtremeTron flickers into life and shows Ric Beauty pacing backwards and forwards – seemingly unaware that the camera is on... In the ring – Anthony O’Malley is distracted temporarily...]
JRG goes for a pumphandle slam, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley punches JRG...
The crowd is starting to get behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley chops JRG...
The crowd is starting to get behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
JRG misses with an elbow...
JRG hits Anthony O'Malley with a shoulderblock...
JRG hits Anthony O'Malley with an atomic drop...
Ricky J enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
JRG and Ricky J hit Anthony O'Malley with a double DDT...
The bell rings... The time limit has expired...
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Winners: None... Time limit draw...
Time of match: 0:20:00
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TM: what in the hell happened there? Some sort of technical error?
JT: I’m not sure... Ric Beauty appeared on the screen long enough to distract Anthony O’Malley from the match... And then the limit expired...
TM: I think we’re going backstage to catch up with Ric Beauty right now...
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Backstage:
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[Ric Beauty is pacing back and forth, his wife and valet Val walks in and she seems even more nervous than Ric...]
VAL: You understand I am worried...
RIC: Because of Hawke?! I have beaten guys bigger than him; I have beaten guys stronger than him! Just ask Damian Payne about me... He knows first hand...
VAL: But Ric, it has been a while...
RIC: Hey! I won the Survival of the Fittest tournament, I beat Frostbite...
VAL: But we talked about that... There is a difference between Ric Beauty of last year and Ric Beauty right now...
RIC: I know, but it ain't over yet... Hey, I can see the sun setting but that doesn't mean it is time to put up my feet and just wait for the dark... THE HELL WITH THAT! (Ric slams one of the lockers)
I am not done! There is still a champion in here (slaps his chest) and I am going on there tonight and showing Clayton Hawke... I am showing the IXWA that I am still the man...
VAL: But Ric...
[Ric shakes his head...]
RIC: And I will show you too... This ride isn't over just yet! I am still the Twenty Four Man and tonight Clayton Hawke will find out just how tough I can be...
VAL: And what if...
RIC: (holds up his hand to stop her mid sentence) If I lose, then I will unleash hell on the IXWA like no one has ever seen...
[Ric walks out of the locker room and we zoom in on the concerned, yet beautiful, face of Val Beauty...]
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a 3-on-1 handicap match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 734 pounds... From Albany, New York and weighing in at 205 pounds... "Whining" Scotty Bloom... His partner... From Tokyo, Japan and weighing in at 209 pounds... The Great Kazama... Their partner... From Parts Unknown and weighing in at 320 pounds... The Masked Terror...
[The three men in the ring all look apprehensive as they know who is coming out next...
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time... He has the IXWA Television Championship over his shoulder...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!!!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and give a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
February 13, 2015
"Whining" Scotty Bloom, The Great Kazama and The Masked Terror
Vs
"Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles uses a back suplex on The Masked Terror...
Brian Styles hits The Masked Terror with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles gets a kneelock submission on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror grabs the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror goes for a kick to the midsection, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles punches The Masked Terror...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Brian Styles chops The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror goes for a faceslam, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles sends The Masked Terror into the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock...
Brian Styles nails The Masked Terror with a knifehand chop...
Brian Styles locks The Masked Terror in a Fujiwara armbar...
The Masked Terror is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Masked Terror gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 18 seconds...
Brian Styles kicks The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Brian Styles...
A few fans are cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror hits Brian Styles...
A few fans are cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror hits Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror uses a somersault slam on Brian Styles...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror nails Brian Styles with a monkey flip...
The Masked Terror tags out to Scotty Bloom...
Scotty Bloom and The Masked Terror hit Brian Styles with a double kneebreaker...
Scotty Bloom and The Masked Terror whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They hit Brian Styles with a double backdrop...
The Masked Terror sets up Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
The Masked Terror uses a belly-to-back superplex on Brian Styles...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for The Masked Terror...
Scotty Bloom nails Brian Styles with a flying elbowdrop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Scotty Bloom and The Masked Terror hit Brian Styles with a double kneebreaker...
The Masked Terror leaves the ring...
Scotty Bloom hits Brian Styles with a forearm smash...
The Masked Terror enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
The Masked Terror sets up Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
The Masked Terror uses a belly-to-back superplex on Brian Styles...
You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for The Masked Terror...
Scotty Bloom nails Brian Styles with a flying fistdrop...
A small "Scotty Bloom" chant is being started...
The Masked Terror leaves the ring...
Scotty Bloom puts Brian Styles in a sleeperhold...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Scotty Bloom runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Scotty Bloom with a clothesline...
Scotty Bloom falls out of the ring...
Brian Styles rolls out under the bottom rope...
Brian Styles nails Scotty Bloom with a series of mounted punches...
Brian Styles re-enters the ring...
Scotty Bloom climbs back into the ring...
Brian Styles covers Scotty Bloom...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Brian Styles gets a rolling takedown leglock on Scotty Bloom...
Scotty Bloom is inching his way towards the ropes...
Scotty Bloom is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Scotty Bloom gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 23 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for a DDT, but Scotty Bloom blocks it...
Scotty Bloom sends Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Scotty Bloom with a kick...
Brian Styles is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, The Masked Terror doesn't make it in time... three...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
SJD: The winner of the match - "Pandemonium" Brian Styles...
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Winner: Brian Styles
Time of match: 0:04:17
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TM: You can bet your ass that Brian Styles was a little bit annoyed after losing the Television Championship last week...
JT: True – but he’ll be in action next week with a chance of advancing in the survival of the Fittest tournament...
TM: I guess the match tonight was a chance for him to vent some of his frustration...
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SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the IXWA Television Championship and it is your main event of the evening... Introducing first...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring followed by his wife, Val who is carrying the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... And the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... RIC BEAUTY!!!
[Ric smiles and moves into his corner...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Headstrong" by Trapt
SJD: His opponent... Fighting out of Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at 286 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion - Clayton Haaaaaaawke
Crowd: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh—booooooooooooo!!!
TM: Crowd not really sure what to make of Hawke!
[Hawke makes his way down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope before scrambling to his feet... Both men hand their respective championship belts to the referee...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
February 13, 2015
MAIN EVENT:
IXWA Television Championship:
Ric Beauty Vs Clayton Hawke (c)
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[DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty nails Clayton Hawke with a backbreaker...
Ric Beauty takes Clayton Hawke down with a vertical suplex...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Clayton Hawke on the turnbuckle, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ric Beauty with a shoulderblock...
Clayton Hawke uses a running clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Clayton Hawke is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Clayton Hawke with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty uses an arm wringer on Clayton Hawke...
Ric Beauty takes Clayton Hawke down with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty takes Clayton Hawke down with a belly-to-back suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty executes a gutwrench suplex on Clayton Hawke...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails Clayton Hawke with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty goes for a double leg takedown, but Clayton Hawke counters it with a forearm to the back...
Clayton Hawke goes for a stomachbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty sets up Clayton Hawke on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty takes Clayton Hawke down with a belly-to-belly superplex...
Ric Beauty hits an arm wringer on Clayton Hawke...
Ric Beauty puts Clayton Hawke in a front facelock...
Clayton Hawke grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a front facelock, but Clayton Hawke counters it with a low blow...
Clayton Hawke goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Ric Beauty counters it with a side suplex...
Ric Beauty takes Clayton Hawke down with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty throws Clayton Hawke over the top rope...
Ric Beauty jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty goes for a piledriver, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Clayton Hawke gets back into the ring...
Ric Beauty follows him back in...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Clayton Hawke with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty hits a drop toe hold on Clayton Hawke...
Ric Beauty places Clayton Hawke on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty nails Clayton Hawke with a belly-to-belly superplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty takes Clayton Hawke down with a belly-to-back suplex...
Ric Beauty places Clayton Hawke on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty executes a belly-to-back superplex on Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty nails Clayton Hawke with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty hits Clayton Hawke...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty punches Clayton Hawke...
Clayton Hawke kicks Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Clayton Hawke goes for a 3/4 facelock bulldog, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Clayton Hawke...
Ric Beauty catches Clayton Hawke in a side headlock...
Clayton Hawke gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a back suplex, but Clayton Hawke counters it with a bulldog...
In turn, Ric Beauty counters it with a throw-off...
Ric Beauty takes Clayton Hawke down with a vertical suplex...
Ric Beauty executes a backbreaker on Clayton Hawke...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Clayton Hawke...
Ric Beauty hits a piledriver on Clayton Hawke...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a backbreaker, but Clayton Hawke blocks it...
Clayton Hawke uses a snap mare on Ric Beauty...
Clayton Hawke hits Ric Beauty with a running clothesline...
Clayton Hawke goes for a punch, but Ric Beauty counters it with a roundhouse right...
Ric Beauty executes a piledriver on Clayton Hawke...
Ric Beauty nails Clayton Hawke with a knifehand chop...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Clayton Hawke hits Ric Beauty with a running clothesline...
Clayton Hawke executes a pumphandle powerslam on Ric Beauty...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Clayton Hawke takes Ric Beauty down with an inverted DDT...
Clayton Hawke goes for a German suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits Clayton Hawke with a snap suplex...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty nails Clayton Hawke with a slingshot suplex...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Clayton Hawke hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
Clayton Hawke takes Ric Beauty down with a backbreaker...
Clayton Hawke runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Clayton Hawke with a dropkick...
Ric Beauty covers Clayton Hawke...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Ric Beauty uses a gutwrench suplex on Clayton Hawke...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEWWWWW IXWA Television Champion – Ric Beauty!!!
[Ric Beauty is on his knees but scrambles to his feet as the referee hands him both the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship belt and the IXWA Television Championship... He gazes down at them and then throws his arms high in the air with a belt in each hand...]
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:06:48
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TM: Two new champions in as many shows!
["Can't Get The Best Of Me" by Cypress Hill explodes over the PA as the words "IXWA CEO" appear on the XtremeTron and the curtains beneath the huge screen are pushed open and President Bonser steps out onto the entrance ramp and makes his way down to the ring... He is wearing black boots, denim jeans and an IXWA Survival of the Fittest t-shirt... He also has a microphone in his hand... Bonser starts to clap his hands and then as the music dies down he raises the microphone to his mouth...]
Bonser: congratulations on the win there Mr... Beauty... But there is something you are over looking...
[Beauty looks slightly puzzled...]
Bonser: The rules of the IXWA quite clearly state that no-one on the roster can hold more than one championship at a time!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[Beauty is yelling at Bonser and holding the championships up in the air...]
Bonser: I'm a fair man though Ric... So I'm going to tell you what we're going to do... I'm going to let you hold on to those two belts for a couple of weeks...
[A smile appears on Beauty's face...]
Bonser: But at the start of the next show - you need to hand one of them to me...
[The smile turns to a sneer...]
Bonser: Now - if it's the Television Championship that you hand back to me I will the arrange a match between the two men that have previously held it this year - Brian Styles and Clayton Hawke and one of them will regain the title... And you will still have the chance to cash that Survival of the Fittest championship in when an Extreme Warrior Champion has been crowned...
[Beauty shakes his head...]
Bonser: However, if it's the Survival of the Fittest Championship that you relinquish, I will give the man you defeated here tonight - Clayton Hawke a route into the Survival of the Fittest tournament by making the quarter final match that currently features Mike Gionet and Anthony O'Malley into a triple threat match...
TM: Wow! What an interesting development!
JT: Have to say I wasn't expecting that!
[Bonser starts making his way back through the curtain but turns back to address the main in the ring...]
Bonser: I'll see YOU on the 27th!
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