IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - April 8, 2016
StocktoN Arena, STOCKTON, CALIFOrnIA
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Survival of the Fittest is the history books yet again... A whole new set of champions were crowed...
JT: And as a result the Television Championship is vacant now that we have a new IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion...
TM: And we’ve heard that the IXWA CEO Neil Bonser has invited the new champion along tonight...
["Sparkling" Joey Diamond stands in the center of the ring as the House Lights dim... He raises the microphone to his mouth...]
SJD: Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce to you… The NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion – "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline!!!!
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill...
[The Crowd mostly erupts in boos but a smattering of cheers are heard... Two golden spotlights swirl over the crowd and finally come to rest on the rampway... Kline enters in a finely tailored suit with sunglasses on... The IXWA Extreme Warrior Title slung over his left shoulder... He raises his right arm and smirks, nodding his head as he walks towards the ring...]
TM: Our new Extreme Warrior champ getting an earful from the fans at ringside here Justin...
JT: That’s a mild understatement Tony... Still I hear one or two cheers... What I am wondering is where is his beloved "Golden Goddess"?
TM: It is peculiar Kline came to the ring alone... Hope there’s not trouble in Paradise...
[Kline enters the ring "Sparkling" Joey Diamond hands Kline the microphone and extends his hand in congratulations to Kline... Kline nods his head and shakes his hand... Diamond nods and exits the ring... Kline looks at the crowd... The chorus of boos is overwhelming... Kline smiles and shakes his head...]
CK: Whether you cretins deserve it or not, you finally have an IXWA Extreme Warrior champ you can be proud of... It makes NO sense to me why you people boo me... You all said I couldn’t beat Roman Anderson cleanly... But I did and your response... Let's boo him... I came out and constantly said you all deserve a FULL TIME Champion, who isn’t fighting in other feds and puts IXWA first... I DELIVER that to you - and you boo me... I ignore the phone calls from GEW and BELIEVE me they came in, to stay loyal to IXWA and you boo me... I come out here night after night and despite my size, despite all the odds stacked against and do nothing but stack win, after win after win… and you boo me... All I have to say to that is -- Thank you...
JT: What?!?
TM: He may be a little hung over from celebrating his big title win...
CK: I say thank you because your jealousy and hatred of me has driven me more than I could have ever imagined... When guys like Roman Anderson and Ric Beauty are beating on me, and I hear you cheering them to inflict more punishment on me? It makes me fight just that much harder to SPITE YOU ALL! I know you are all jealous of me...
[Chorus of boos...]
CK: Jealous because I come from privilege...
[More boos...]
CK: Jealous because I have the absolute hottest girl in the World at my side and in my bed...
[EXPLODING BOOS...]
CK: AND finally jealous because I have told EVERY DAMN THING I WAS GOING TO ACCOMPLISH IN IXWA and I have done it! Unlike you all...
[Kline grins as the boos rain down and trash is heaved into the ring...]
CK: So I have finally captured the big one... The IXWA Extreme Warrior Title... So that makes what? Three of the Four this company has to offer? I held the Survival of the Fittest Belt and did NOT take the cowards approach of beating Anderson after he wrestled... I waited and turned it in like a man and got my Shot at a PPV... That way when makes his excuses and backtracks on why he lost... He can’t say I hit him when he was at his weakest or anything...
[Boos...]
CK: From there I went to the TV Title and while my reign may not have been long... NO ONE IN THAT LOCKER ROOM beat me for it... Bonser said I had to give it up, that holding both belts wasn’t an option... While I get it, it did still sting a bit... That being said though, I promise you that you next TV Champ, will be someone who deserves to carry that strap... I have every intention of assuring that happens... I want the man who inherits the Kingdom that I built to cut from the right kind of cloth, if you catch my drift... Even if that means taking Extreme Measures to ensure it...
[More boos...]
CK: So I guess that leaves just one mountain to climb... One trophy left to add to the case... The IXWA Tag Team Titles... Now don’t worry about it now boys and girls... I have a LONG reign as IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion to get through first... But Double Entendres, Satan’s Disciples, Mason Dixon Line...
[Crowd pops...]
CK: You better hope... You better cross your fingers... You better get down on your knees and pray... Pray this reign lasts a while... Pray that I don’t decide to take a tag team partner on any time soon... Otherwise you may be looking at an IXWA Grand Slam Champion...
[Crowd erupts in boos...]
CK: I know you are all thinking that is a ways off and you may be right...
[Kline starts to walk away towards the ropes...]
CK: Unless... The reason the "Golden Goddess2 isn’t by my side, is she is doing some recruiting...
[Kline smiles big and steps through the ropes...]
TM: Well that was – what I call – interesting... I wonder what he meant by that?
JT: I expect it will all become clear... These things normally do...
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Ringside:
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TM: Anyway – on with tonight’s show... First up we have a Bad Ass Babe tag team match where the winners of the match will face EACH OTHER on our next show to determine the #1 contender to Alice Harris’ IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: Oh yes... It's time for the Bad Ass Babes...
TM: Over to Joey then...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!! And her partner... From Llangwnadl, Wales, UK weighing in at 108 pounds... Here is Kelly Kloss!!!
["Shut Up" By Simple Plan plays as Kelly Kloss emerges from the backstage area and poses by spreading her arms wide and showing off on the stage and then going down the ramp and flexing her arms before ignoring the fans and briskly walking to the ring and leaping to the apron and entering the ring... And taking time to show off a little more before walking to her corner...]
Cue: "Victorious" by Panic at the Disco
SJD: Their opponents... Introducing first - hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 133lbs... Jessica Hendrix...
[Jessica Hendrix wanders out onto the stage and waves out to the fans to a cheer...]
SJD: Her partner... Also hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 151lbs... Her sister - Vanessa Hendrix...
[Vanessa runs out and she and her sister run down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope - causing their opponents to bail to ringside... Jessica and Vanessa going to opposing corners and climb to the second turnbuckle to wave out to the crowd... Kloss and Fantasy slide back into the ring as the referee signals for the bell...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
Lady Fantasy & Kelly Kloss Vs
The Hendrix Sisters (Jessica & Vanessa)
[The winners of this tag team match get to face EACH OTHER
on the next show to determine who gets a shot at the
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship in the future...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a knee to the face, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix and Lady Fantasy get hit with a double clothesline...
Jessica Hendrix punches Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix punches Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy takes Jessica Hendrix down with a swinging neckbreaker...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Lady Fantasy executes the Daydream Driver on Jessica Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Lady Fantasy uses a swinging neckbreaker on Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Lady Fantasy goes for the Daydream Driver, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Lady Fantasy goes for a front facelock, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix chops Lady Fantasy...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy chops Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy punches Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Jessica Hendrix punches Lady Fantasy...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy punches Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix with a double leg takedown...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Jessica Hendrix takes Lady Fantasy down with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix catches Lady Fantasy in a sleeperhold...
Lady Fantasy tries to escape the hold...
Lady Fantasy is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lady Fantasy is inching her way towards the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix lets go after 22 seconds...
Jessica Hendrix punches Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy with a bulldog headlock...
Jessica Hendrix throws Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle...
Jessica Hendrix runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Jessica Hendrix takes Lady Fantasy down with a superkick...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double backdrop...
Jessica Hendrix hits a superkick on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a facerake...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Lady Fantasy goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Lady Fantasy with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
A small "Vanessa Hendrix" chant is being started...
Vanessa Hendrix chops Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is starting to get behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy chops Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is starting to get behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is starting to get behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a DDT on Lady Fantasy...
Vanessa Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a tornado DDT, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double backdrop...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a powerbomb into a bridge...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss hits Vanessa Hendrix...
The crowd is booing Kelly Kloss...
Vanessa Hendrix kicks Kelly Kloss...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tornado DDT on Kelly Kloss...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
Vanessa Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Kelly Kloss into the turnbuckle, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Kelly Kloss charges into the corner, but Vanessa Hendrix moves out of the way...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a German suplex on Kelly Kloss...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring and lays out Vanessa Hendrix...
Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy hit Jessica Hendrix with a double flying axhandle...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes, but Jessica Hendrix reverses it...
Jessica Hendrix uses a superkick on Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix takes Kelly Kloss down with a superkick...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring and lays out Jessica Hendrix...
Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double kick to the midsection...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss nails Vanessa Hendrix with a powerbomb into a bridge...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss hits Vanessa Hendrix with a kick...
Kelly Kloss nails Vanessa Hendrix with a missile dropkick...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss goes for an octopus hold, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a punch...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a spear on Kelly Kloss...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kelly Kloss down with a tornado DDT...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a German suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Kelly Kloss hits Vanessa Hendrix with a kick...
Kelly Kloss goes for an octopus hold, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a hiptoss...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kelly Kloss down with a Shining Wizard...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a DDT...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring and throws Jessica Hendrix out of the ring...
Lady Fantasy hits Vanessa Hendrix with a vertical suplex...
Kelly Kloss nails Vanessa Hendrix with a missile dropkick...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Vanessa Hendrix with a kick...
Kelly Kloss goes for a backbreaker, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a DDT, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Kelly Kloss locks Vanessa Hendrix in an octopus hold...
Vanessa Hendrix inches her way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss and Vanessa Hendrix get hit with a double clothesline...
Kelly Kloss gets Rolling Legbar on Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix grabs the ropes after holding out for 12 seconds...
Kelly Kloss attempts to place Vanessa Hendrix on the turnbuckle, but
Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Kelly Kloss tags out to Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy hits a fisherman suplex on Vanessa Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Lady Fantasy throws Vanessa Hendrix out of the ring...
Lady Fantasy goes through the ropes...
Kelly Kloss comes over to make it two-on-one...
Kelly Kloss goes for a superkick, but Vanessa Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Lady Fantasy back into the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix takes Lady Fantasy down with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix uses a swinging neckbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix uses a Shining Wizard on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix throws Lady Fantasy out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, Lady Fantasy reenters the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a snap suplex, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Lady Fantasy uses a fisherman suplex on Jessica Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy catches Jessica Hendrix in a front facelock...
Jessica Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Lady Fantasy goes for a powerbomb, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix executes a springboard leaping swinging DDT on Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy with a scoop slam...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a sleeperhold, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss goes for a powerbomb into a bridge, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix executes a fisherman suplex on Kelly Kloss...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jessica Hendrix takes Kelly Kloss down with a superkick...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Jessica Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a shoulderblock...
Jessica Hendrix uses a double underhook backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix throws Kelly Kloss out of the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes through the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a double underhook backbreaker...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a snap suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a snap suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Jessica Hendrix hits a double underhook backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix reenters the ring...
Kelly Kloss climbs back into the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a knee to the face, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss tags out to Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes, but Jessica Hendrix reverses it...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix with a kick...
Lady Fantasy uses an armdrag on Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy takes Jessica Hendrix down with a fireman's carry takedown...
Lady Fantasy takes Jessica Hendrix down with a leg lariat...
Lady Fantasy goes for a backbreaker, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix hits a springboard leaping swinging DDT on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a fisherman suplex, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits a double-axhandle to the back on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy and Jessica Hendrix get hit with a double clothesline...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix with a double leg takedown...
Lady Fantasy uses a back suplex on Jessica Hendrix...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy gets a front facelock on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix gets ahold of the ropes after 10 seconds...
Kelly Kloss enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kelly Kloss leaves the ring...
Lady Fantasy whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes, but Jessica Hendrix reverses it...
Lady Fantasy uses a swinging neckbreaker on Jessica Hendrix...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy goes for the Daydream Driver, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss executes a Northern Lights suplex on Jessica Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss uses a jumping DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
Kelly Kloss executes a powerbomb into a bridge on Jessica Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss locks Jessica Hendrix in an octopus hold...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Jessica Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix is inching his way towards the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix grabs the ropes after holding out for 18 seconds...
Kelly Kloss executes the Klosstraphobia on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix tries to escape the hold...
Jessica Hendrix breaks the hold after 12 seconds...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Jessica Hendrix hits a double underhook backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
The crowd is behind Jessica Hendrix all the way...
Jessica Hendrix hits a knee to the face on Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a camel clutch, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss attempts to place Jessica Hendrix on the turnbuckle, but
Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Kelly Kloss catches Jessica Hendrix in Rolling Legbar...
Jessica Hendrix makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a shoulderblock...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a tornado DDT, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss tags out to Lady Fantasy...
Kelly Kloss leaves the ring...
Lady Fantasy hits a back suplex on Vanessa Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy hits Vanessa Hendrix...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy hits Vanessa Hendrix...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy nails Vanessa Hendrix with a DDT...
Lady Fantasy is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lady Fantasy hits a vertical suplex on Vanessa Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy goes for an atomic drop, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a bulldog...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Lady Fantasy down with a DDT...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy with a reverse DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix throws "Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson over the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is out cold...
Vanessa Hendrix executes the Snap Crackle Pop on Lady Fantasy...
There is no referee there to ask Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lady Fantasy is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lady Fantasy is writhing in pain...
Lady Fantasy breaks the hold after 24 seconds...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a superkick...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson crawls back into the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is back on the job...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson disqualifies Vanessa Hendrix...
Numerous fans are using Kelly Kloss for target practice...
TM: Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy get the win after Vanessa Hendrix got a little over zealous and manhandled the referee...
JT: She only has herself to blame for her hot-headedness... Lady Fantasy seems to be thinking it’s hilarious though...
SJD: The winners of the match – via disqualification – Kelly Kloss & Lady Fantasy!
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Winners: Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy
Time of match: 0:17:55
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TM: Impressive match but I feel a little disappointed in the finish...
JT: Agreed... Shall I tell you what isn’t disappointing?
TM: What?
JT: I said – shall I tell you what isn’t disappointing?
TM: Yeah – I heard that bit – what is it?
JT: Mike Jamison... He impressed me in his impromptu match at Survival of the Fittest... And he has a chance to get himself a match for the vacant IXWA Television Championship if he wins tonight...
TM: You have seen who he is facing right?
JT: I have... But to be honest they have done little to impress so far during their stay... Anyway – let’s hear what he had to say when our cameras caught up with him...
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Backstage:
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[The camera man enters a locker room door with the name tag "Mike Jamison" on it... Mike is sitting on a bench with a white towel over his head lacing up his boots after just minutes earlier stepping out of the shower ad getting ready for his match... Mike slowly looks up and glances at the camera man, stops tying his boots and throws the towel on his head into the locker behind him...]
Jamison: Let me guess, you're here for a word on the triple threat match I'm in so you barge in on me after I refused to interview? Well now you have me, you'll get a sound bite live and uncut... This week I'm going up against two guys I honestly don't know a lot about for a shot at being #1 contender for the T...V title... To me it seems real strange considering I came out here last week to fulfil a contractual obligation to IXWA and Damian Payne, the big boss who stuck his nose in my business is now "trying to help me"... But back to that later...
[Mike reaches in the locker to grab a water bottle and take a long swig, he wipes his mouth and proceeds to continue...]
Jamison: Now onto what this company wants, me to dissect what's going to happen... We'll I'll give the naive approach first... Opponent #1, Don Cleveland... Really couldn't find a lot on him... I guess you can blame horrible Web hosting (Points at the camera) That's on you Payne... All I see on Cleveland was he's big mean and black... (Shakes his head slowly)... So much for a scouting report... Luckily I'm not a dummy; I know how to handle those overweight big goons... I'll let it be public knowledge know I'll take out his knees, hell I might snap it if I can get his fat ass in the figure four around the ringpost... Then I'll just make that slob squeal like the fat disgusting pig he is when I break his back in the sharpshooter...
[He takes another swig of water...]
Jamison: As for Johnny Psychotic... I have plans for you... I mean again I don't know much about him other then he's a jabroni ass kisser for the biggest mark in this company, Damian Payne... I watched you lose last week and I wasn't impressed one bit... I plan on making an example out of you and dragging your sorry ass to Payne and throwing you at his feet... Coat tail riding won't get you a "W" this week...
[Mike cracks a smile and laugh...]
Jamison: Now back to Damian Payne... Apparently you're sending your boy to do your work since you're too old to do it yourself and want to run around claiming "Legend" status... Easy booker man, it ain't too hard to be atop a company you run... [Sarcastically] But continue to do the great job you have been! We will cross paths one day and I'll give you that ass kicking you needed last time we met... Until then don't run this company into the ground to avoid that... (Looks at the camera man) Now get the fuck out so I can change...
[FTB...]
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Backstage:
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[We see many of the hands racing around... After all they are the ones who are the backbone of any show... As they do an effective job, we see a couple of young men who are just leaning up against the wall watching these hands go back and forth... The two young men look calm, cool and collected in the midst of all that is going on... One young man is wearing a University of Idaho sweatshirt with gray sweats and black boots... The other young man standing right next to him is wearing a green tank top with blue jean shorts and green boots as he is listening to what the other young man is saying as if the two are in deep conversation...]
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
TM: It is Thunder and Lightning
JT: They made a good showing in their debut...
[Jimmie Guidry on the left is pointing to his right hand as if he is giving instructions to Omar Watson...]
JG: This is what we need to do...
OW: Seriously?
JG: You got a better idea...
OW: Why don't we do this instead?
[Omar turns his back to the camera as if he is trying to draw up some plan on the wall...]
JG: Are you serious?
OW: It is better than your game plan...
[They continue to go back and forth until Kimberly McGraff walks up on them...]
KM: Excuse me... Guys can I get a word with you?
[They both turn around as they look right into the camera...]
KM: Gentlemen, tonight another big chance to show what you have as you get into the ring with the new Extreme Tag Team champions, Satan Disciples...
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KM: You certainly turned a few heads here recently... You defeated then tag team champions, Mason- Dixon line, and also former tag team champions in the Double Entendres...
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JG: However, we didn't get the job done... Sure we did defeat two of the best teams this company has to offer especially the tag team champions at the time...
OW: It was huge for us... The tag team champions in our very first match, we couldn't ask for more...
JG: But as stated we didn't get the job done... We ran into Doomsday and Lucifer, and they were the better team on that night, and that is why they walked out with the gold...
KM: Gentlemen, they were the more experienced team... They have been a tag team for 10 years and well you guys are still unknowns at this time...
OW: We may beg to differ... We aren't unknown anymore... We gave those seven foot monsters all they could handle... I think they were quite surprised that we were hanging with them...
JG: I could tell by the look in their eyes, they were not excepting it... I believe they didn't believe we could bring the fight to them...
OW: But they found out, we aren't some team to play around with... We feel we are contenders...
KM: This is the reason Mr... Bonser has given you this chance tonight against the tag team champions...
JG: We get that it is a non-title match, after all we haven't done anything to deserve the chance just yet...
OW: We plan on taking this match as another learning experience... We are going to get into that ring later on, and once again give Doomsday and Lucifer all they can handle...
JG: We will learn from this encounter, and trust me one day...
OW: Hell even tonight, we are going to beat them...
JG: And when it really counts and we have more matches under our belts... Well them...
[They look at each other and them back toward the camera...]
OW: We will have those tag team titles... Satan’s Disciples, get ready for round number two...
JG: What is that old expression? "If the right don't get you, then the left one will..." In this case...
OW: If thunder doesn't get you, then you will be struck by the lightning...
[They walk away as they continue to discuss among themselves something...]
JT: I must admit they put on quite the show...
TM: This team has a good future ahead of them, but Doomsday and Lucifer are that much better right now...
JT: Certainly more dangerous...
[FTB...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Some words there from Thunder ‘n’ Lightning who have caused quite a stir in the locker room...
JT: Up next though – we find out who is going to be the first participant in the upcoming IXWA Television Championship match... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is to determine who will advance to the main event of the next show to do battle for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
[The words "Human Heart Attack" appear on the video screen at the top of the entrance ramp and video footage is seen of Johnny Psychotic in action in other federations...]
SJD: Fighting out of Long Island, NY... Weighing in at 263 pounds... "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
["Checkmate (Hang ‘Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill erupts over the PA as Johnny steps out onto the entrance ramp... He walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the nearest middle turnbuckles and raises his hands in the air...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the P...A system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches his opponent in the ring...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start... ...]
Cue: "Appetite for Destruction" by NWA
["The Black Plague" Don Cleveland walks out from the locker room area and stops...]
SJD: Hailing from East Oakland, California and weighing in at 310 pounds... He is "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
"The Natural" Mike Jamison Vs
"Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
Vs "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland
[IXWA Television Championship qualifying match -
all 3 men in the ring at the same time under elimination
rules... The man left at the end will face the winner of the
main event this evening on the next show for the
IXWA Television Championship...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mike Jamison punches Don Cleveland...
The crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland chops Mike Jamison...
The crowd is starting to get behind Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland chops Mike Jamison...
The crowd is starting to get behind Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland hits a clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Mike Jamison is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison hits a series of punches to the stomach on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a shoulderblock...
Mike Jamison uses a series of punches to the stomach on Don Cleveland...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Mike Jamison gets a figure-four leglock on the post on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Mike Jamison uses a T-Bone Suplex on Don Cleveland...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison uses belly to belly suplex on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Mike Jamison is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison executes an irish whip into the turnbuckle on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison sends Don Cleveland into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Don Cleveland moves out of the way...
Don Cleveland nails Mike Jamison with a standing side kick...
Don Cleveland executes a hiptoss on Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with an enzuigiri...
Mike Jamison goes for a piledriver, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland chops Mike Jamison...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison kicks Don Cleveland...
Numerous fans are using Mike Jamison for target practice...
Don Cleveland hits Mike Jamison...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland punches Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland goes for a clothesline, but Mike Jamison counters it with a hiptoss...
Mike Jamison goes for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland counters it with a short lariat...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Don Cleveland goes for a headbutt, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits a snapmare on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison goes for a bulldog, but Don Cleveland counters it with a back suplex...
Don Cleveland nails Mike Jamison with a hiptoss...
Don Cleveland takes Mike Jamison down with a splash from the second rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland goes for a choke slam, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison goes for a bulldog, but Don Cleveland counters it with a back suplex...
Don Cleveland is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland executes an elbowdrop on Mike Jamison...
(Mike Jamison and Johnny Psychotic are going at it...)
Mike Jamison hits an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is vociferously booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison nails Johnny Psychotic with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Mike Jamison nails Johnny Psychotic with a bulldog...
Mike Jamison goes for a boot choke, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
(Don Cleveland and Mike Jamison are going at it...)
Don Cleveland uses a headbutt on Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland hits Mike Jamison with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland covers Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland complains about a slow count...
(Johnny Psychotic and Mike Jamison are going at it...)
Johnny Psychotic takes Mike Jamison down with a chickenwing facelock suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic goes for an anklelock, but Mike Jamison counters it with a half crab...
Johnny Psychotic reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
(Don Cleveland and Mike Jamison are going at it...)
Don Cleveland whips Mike Jamison into the turnbuckle...
Don Cleveland runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Don Cleveland goes for a backbreaker, but Mike Jamison counters it with a facerake...
Mike Jamison uses a fisherman suplex on Don Cleveland...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a snapmare...
Mike Jamison nails Don Cleveland with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
(Johnny Psychotic and Mike Jamison are going at it...)
Johnny Psychotic throws Mike Jamison out of the ring...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a running over the post somersault plancha, but Mike Jamison moves out of the way...
Johnny Psychotic is out cold...
A few fans are trying to get a shot in...
Mike Jamison executes a T-Bone Suplex on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison executes a piledriver on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison knocks Johnny Psychotic into the ringsteps...
Mike Jamison uses the Michinoku Driver on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison whips Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison nails Johnny Psychotic with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison hits a bulldog on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison runs Johnny Psychotic into the ringpost...
Mike Jamison shoves Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison executes an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison whips Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison takes Johnny Psychotic down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic back into the ring...
Johnny Psychotic executes a chickenwing facelock suplex on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic nails Mike Jamison with a monkey flip...
Johnny Psychotic nails Mike Jamison with a dragon screw legwhip...
There are lots of chants for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic hits Mike Jamison with a dragon screw legwhip...
There are lots of chants for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic catches Mike Jamison in an anklelock...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Jamison uses a series of punches to the stomach on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison executes an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a sunset flip power bomb, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison executes a series of kicks to the chest on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison hits a series of punches to the stomach on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison is being booed out of the building...
Mike Jamison takes Johnny Psychotic down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison nails Johnny Psychotic with a snapmare...
Johnny Psychotic executes a firemans carry into a DDT on Mike Jamison...
The crowd is really behind Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic puts Mike Jamison in a rolling takedown leglock...
Mike Jamison reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic puts Mike Jamison in a crossface chickenwing...
Mike Jamison is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Mike Jamison grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic executes a missile dropkick on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic gets a Texas Cloverleaf on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic executes a snap suplex on Mike Jamison...
The crowd is really behind Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic covers Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
(Mike Jamison and Don Cleveland are going at it...)
Mike Jamison goes for a piledriver, but Don Cleveland counters it with a backdrop...
Don Cleveland whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Mike Jamison hits a snapmare on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a snapmare...
Mike Jamison takes Don Cleveland down with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Mike Jamison nails Don Cleveland with a T-Bone Suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison nails Don Cleveland with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison uses a short clothesline on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison uses a T-Bone Suplex on Don Cleveland...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Don Cleveland has been eliminated!!!
TM: Down to two men now...
JT: And I know who my money is on...
The crowd is vociferously booing Mike Jamison...
(Mike Jamison and Johnny Psychotic are going at it...)
Mike Jamison hits a short clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Mike Jamison takes Johnny Psychotic down with a T-Bone Suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison goes for a bulldog, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic goes for an anklelock, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits a Samoan Drop on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison chops Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison goes for a snapmare, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic executes a European uppercut on Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic punches Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic has the crowd going wild...
Mike Jamison kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic chops Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic has the crowd going wild...
Johnny Psychotic punches Mike Jamison...
The crowd is going crazy...
Mike Jamison chops Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic punches Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic has the crowd going wild...
Johnny Psychotic catches Mike Jamison in an armbar submission...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic nails Mike Jamison with a scissor kick...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic executes a snap mare on Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Johnny Psychotic with an elbow...
Mike Jamison takes Johnny Psychotic down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison charges into the corner...
Mike Jamison hits an irish whip into the turnbuckle on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison uses an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison goes for a short clothesline, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with a Gorilla Press...
Johnny Psychotic gets a sleeperhold on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison tries to escape the hold...
Johnny Psychotic lets go after 12 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Mike Jamison...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Mike Jamison hits Johnny Psychotic...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Mike Jamison uses an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison is being booed out of the building...
Mike Jamison hits a frog splash on Johnny Psychotic...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Johnny Psychotic has been eliminated!!! The winner of the match and advancing to the Television Championship match – Miiiiiiiiiike Jamison!
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Winner: Mike Jamison
Time of match: 0:07:52
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TM: Jamison picks up the win and he’s now one win away from capturing his first gold in the IXWA...
JT: But there’s going to be a former Television champion standing in his way – whoever wins the main event later on...
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Backstage:
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# THUD #
# THUD #
[As we enter the locker room area we see a large man standing next to a locker drinking a bottle of water... The man's hands are quite huge, so much so that the bottle water is getting the life squeezed out of it... He finishes the bottle of water as he turns a little toward the camera as he tosses it right into the trash can... The large man turns back toward the camera as we catch a glimpse of his short brown hair...]
# THUD #
[We continue to hear that loud noise off in the distance but it doesn't appear to be coming from this large man... He reaches into a locker as pulls out a gray t-shirt and throws it on... He adjusts the waistband around his matching gray sweats... The young man bends over as he picks up what appears to be new boots or so they seem... At least to our eyes they are new as the black boot appear to bee quite shiny... The gentleman unlaces the boots as he tries to get just right so he can slide his large feet into them... Couldn't tell you what size he is wearing but they are just large feet...]
#THUD#
[That noise is getting louder... The gentleman swings around as he tries to figure out where that noise is coming from... He pauses for a moment as it appears that he has discovered that he has found the answer... Our cameras zoom out we see the gentleman is none other than one half of the Extreme Tag Team champions, Doomsday...]
Doomsday: Damn it... Can you stop that? Christ, Neil has been on your case in the past about destroying lockers...
[Our camera peeks over Doomsday's broad right shoulder as we see a locker with many dents in it, so much so that it is just about to come off of its hinge...]
Doomsday: We just won the tag team titles which means more money to us, but that also means that Neil could give you a bigger fine...
[We see another large man wearing a black tank top with black leather pants and matching black boots... The gentleman is just staring at the locker that he has just about ripped apart... He turns toward the camera as he captures an intense look in his red eyes... We see the other half of the tag team champions, Lucifer...]
Doomsday: This is why everybody is scared to do an interview with us because you what to rip everything apart...
[Lucifer looks at Doomsday with evil intentions...]
Doomsday: I know you are quite intense, but can you please save it for the ring?
[Lucifer adjusts his glove on his right hand...]
Doomsday: We told the world that we were going to win the tag team titles and we did just that... Did these idiots really believe we weren't going to get the job done?
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doomsday: Just like old times there, Lucifer... Just like riding a bike you never forget...
[He looks into the locker as he sees laying on a hook one half of the tag team titles...]
Doomsday: It feels great to have some gold back around my waist... It has been entirely too long... I have spent the last couple of years getting your singles career up and running...
[Lucifer looks at him with even more intensity in his red eyes...]
Doomsday: Don't get me wrong... You have done a great job, but it is great to get the band back together...
[Doomsday finishes lacing up his boots...]
Doomsday: You like the new boots... I thought I could use a new pair, after all them brown boots where getting a little worn down...
[Lucifer shakes his head...]
Doomsday: But, down to business... We have a non-title match against...
[A pause...]
Doomsday: What do they call themselves?
[Doomsday laughs...]
Doomsday: Thunder and Lightning...
[Lucifer has a puzzled look on his face...]
Doomsday: I didn't name the team - that is what they call themselves...
[Doomsday grabs one half of the tag team titles and places it over his huge left shoulder...]
Doomsday: Gentlemen, I will give the devil his due...
Lucifer looks at him...
Doomsday: Yes I know... Poor choice of words... However, I must admit you did impress me a little bit... You were unknowns and you walk into that building and you beat the tag team champions... A great showing, but your dreams of winning the tag team titles were ran over by a couple of seven foot monsters... So Neil has decided to reward you for your impressive showing by giving you this match against us...
[Lucifer pounds his fist together...]
Doomsday: You see, Neil must not think too much of you or he wouldn't have send you to a death sentence by putting you into the ring with us... Maybe you two have some type of future ahead of you, but getting into that ring with myself and Lucifer tonight we just may put an end to your careers before they actually get started... I had the chance to catch your interview earlier... You told the world that after our first meeting you feel you might have figured what you need to do to beat us...
[Doomsday shakes his head...]
Doomsday: See that is where you are quite wrong... That is a rookie mistake... You believe after one match you think you can beat us... Please, you have been a team for almost 10 years we have seen some of the best come and go in this business all because they feel that have things figure out... We had a chance to discover your weakness as well... It was your first match, and after that match we picked up on a few things... We can change up a little bit and we will... Don't get me wrong we are still going to run you over, because we can...
[He drops his head before picking it back up as he looks into the camera...]
Doomsday: I think it is time that we school the two of you on something... You don't know everything... These tag team titles are everything to us and we will beat the hell out of any team that tries to take them from us... We could have been tag team champs, many times over in our careers, but now that we have these titles... Nobody is going to take them from us, especially some rookie team...
[Lucifer gets beside Doomsday...]
Doomsday: Guidry to say that you are the thunder and Watson is the lightning... Well...
[Doomsday holds up his huge right hand...]
Doomsday: This is the thunder...
[Lucifer puts up his left hand...]
Doomsday: And that is the lightning...
[Doomsday and Lucifer grab the tag team titles and head out of the locker room...]
[FTB...]
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Ringside:
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JT: Strong words from our tag team champs...
TM: I must admit, I like the new team, but Doomsday and Lucifer are not playing around with anybody...
JT: Should be a great match...
TM: That footage was recorded earlier on today and whilst that was being broadcast just now – both teams have decided to forego their typical introductions and have separately made their way down to the ring...
JT: Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 452 pounds... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 705 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Doomsday... Lucifer... SATAN'S DISCIPLES
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
Non-title: Thunder ‘n’ Lightning Vs Satan’s Disciples
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Doomsday throws Omar Wilson into the turnbuckle...
Doomsday goes for a sidewalk slam, but Omar Wilson counters it with a DDT...
A small "Omar Wilson" chant is being started...
Omar Wilson uses a kick to the head on Doomsday...
Omar Wilson takes Doomsday down with a 3/4 face lock bulldog...
A small "Omar Wilson" chant is being started...
Omar Wilson runs into the ropes...
Doomsday hits a big boot on Omar Wilson...
The crowd is booing Doomsday...
Doomsday sends Omar Wilson into the turnbuckle, but Omar Wilson reverses it...
Doomsday comes back, but is met with an elbow...
Omar Wilson goes for a springboard forearm smash, but Doomsday ducks out of the way...
Doomsday goes for a running powerslam, but Omar Wilson slides down his back...
Omar Wilson goes for a double armbar submission, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday tags out to Lucifer...
Lucifer and Doomsday hit Omar Wilson with a double vertical suplex...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Lucifer and Doomsday hit Omar Wilson with a double sidewalk slam...
Lucifer and Doomsday whip Omar Wilson into the ropes...
They hit Omar Wilson with a double backdrop...
Doomsday goes for a clothesline, but Omar Wilson ducks out of the way...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson takes Lucifer down with a springboard dropkick...
A small "Omar Wilson" chant is being started...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They hit Lucifer with a double fist to the midsection...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry executes a double arm DDT on Lucifer...
The crowd is starting to get behind Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a kneedrop...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a DDT, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer goes for a spear, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a kneelift...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a double arm DDT...
The crowd is starting to get behind Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits a spinning elbowdrop on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Lucifer with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Lucifer hits them with a double clothesline...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Lucifer goes for a pumphandle slam, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer punches Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Jimmie Guidry punches Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry punches Lucifer...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer kicks Jimmie Guidry...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Jimmie Guidry chops Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Lucifer...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry executes an uppercut on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson goes for the Pele kick, but Lucifer ducks out of the way...
Lucifer chops Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson chops Lucifer...
Omar Wilson kicks Lucifer...
Omar Wilson goes for a missile dropkick, but Lucifer side-steps and Omar Wilson only hits air...
Lucifer is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with an avalanche in the corner...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson uses a kick to the head on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a double underhook piledriver...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Lucifer hits a big boot on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry bumps into Scott Braski...
Lucifer goes for a powerbomb, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry and Lucifer get hit with a double clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Lucifer...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer chops Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Perry Crabtree comes running down to the ring...
Jimmie Guidry hits a double arm DDT on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry punches Lucifer...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double kick to the midsection...
Omar Wilson enters the ring and throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Omar Wilson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They hit Doomsday with a double backdrop...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry whips Doomsday into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry falls out of the ring...
Doomsday goes through the ropes...
Doomsday throws Jimmie Guidry back into the ring...
Doomsday puts Jimmie Guidry in a bearhug...
Scott Braski slowly gets up...
Jimmie Guidry breaks the hold after 9 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry uses a series of headbutts on Doomsday...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Doomsday goes for a sidewalk slam, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a DDT...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry hits a series of stomps on Doomsday...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits an uppercut on Doomsday...
Jimmie Guidry takes Doomsday down with a right hook...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Doomsday counters it with an elbowsmash...
Doomsday whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Doomsday with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry takes Doomsday down with a stomp...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a bodyscissors submission, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday hits a vertical suplex on Jimmie Guidry...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Doomsday goes for a shoulderblock, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a water wheel drop...
Jimmie Guidry uses a series of stomps on Doomsday...
There are lots of chants for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits Doomsday with the cross-face chicken wing...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Lucifer enters the ring and throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double backdrop...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Doomsday with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry takes Doomsday down with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Omar Wilson hits Doomsday with a springboard dropkick...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a German suplex, but Doomsday blocks it...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Doomsday locks Jimmie Guidry in a cobra clutch...
Jimmie Guidry is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Jimmie Guidry tries to escape the hold...
Jimmie Guidry inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a clothesline...
Lucifer enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Jimmie Guidry with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is really behind Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Doomsday uses a sidewalk slam on Jimmie Guidry...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Doomsday goes for a Samoan Drop, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with an elbowsmash...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They hit Doomsday with a double elbowsmash...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry nails Doomsday with a series of headbutts...
The crowd is really behind Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry whips Doomsday into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a clothesline...
Doomsday hits a front-layout suplex on Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double kick to the midsection...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double backdrop...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday throws Jimmie Guidry out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Jimmie Guidry reenters the ring...
Lucifer enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Omar Wilson enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double kick to the midsection...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday goes for a sidewalk slam, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a DDT...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a spinning elbowdrop, but Doomsday rolls out of the way...
Doomsday executes a choke slam on Jimmie Guidry...
Doomsday executes a sidewalk slam on Jimmie Guidry...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a running powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Doomsday whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes, but Jimmie Guidry reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Doomsday with an overhead belly to belly suplex...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Lucifer enters the ring and throws Jimmie Guidry out of the ring...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Omar Wilson into the ropes...
They hit Omar Wilson with a double elbowsmash...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday goes for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Omar Wilson reverses it...
Omar Wilson nails Doomsday with a thrust kick to the head...
The crowd is cheering on Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson executes a moonsault on Doomsday...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson executes the Highlight of the Night on Doomsday...
Omar Wilson goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
There are lots of chants for Omar Wilson...
TM: Wow... These guys continue to impress... They took the former tag team champions out of the Tag Team Turmoil at Survival of the Fittest...
JT: And tonight they have defeated the new tag team champions... This surely has to sky-rocket them up the rankings here in the IXWA...
TM: You would think so wouldn’t you?
SJD: The winners of the match – Thunder ‘n’ Lightning!
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Winners: Thunder 'n' Lightning...
Time of match: 0:12:22
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Ringside:
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TM: What a great night of action so far... And next up we have another match in the Bad Ass Babes division...
JT: Man I love those matches...
TM: Yeah – we know...
JT: Words now from the current champion...
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Backstage:
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[We cut to Alice Harris, the new IXWA Badass Babe Champion after her successful showing in the six woman elimination at the last supercard; Survival Of The Fittest 2016... Standing there, ready for action in her usual get up as Professional Wrestling's cosplay equivalent of Resident Evil 3's Jill Valentine, the brunette with the... 'different' way of looking at things admires her newest title before she turns round, caught slightly off guard by Mandy who stands there, microphone in hand and her game face on...]
AH: Oh! You snuck up on me there! Sorry, I kinda lost track of time... Are you here to say congratulations to me?
[Mandy quickly nods... Her body language dictates that she isn't going to get much of a say in this quick timeslot they'd allocated to the new champion so she quickly expresses her congratulations to the champion...]
MM: Well, I have to hand it to you Alice... Whilst everyone else talked a mean game, you definitely walked that mean game right into the match and out of it with the Bad Ass Babe championship! Congratulations on your big win, how does it feel?
[Alice beams with a smile which could best be described as 3 parts proud and accomplished to one part slightly unsettling...]
AH: It feels brilliant to know that I am the most badass of the babes here in IXWA... Whilst others might have that talk down to an art, making promises and writing cheques their asses seemingly couldn't cash, I was there preparing myself for one hell of a match and I have to hand it to her, that pretty little thing Kelly Kloss pushed me to the wire but in the end, I guess I just pushed harder... It's a delight and I cannot wait to see who is going to be the first woman who thinks they can take this off me...
MM: You've got a non-title match up with Aqua Vega tonight... Your thoughts on the match and the opponent and the setting?
[Alice re-adjusts the title on her shoulder before rubbing her chin as she thinks about what to say...]
AH: Well... I'm a bit torn on the whole non-title issue here... I mean I want to be a fighting champion and to defend this belt at every chance I can possibly do so, but I understand we have a pecking order here and well, I'm the top of it despite what all these other girls may think and even though the champ should have some input as to who she may or may not wish to defend against... I'll happily go at this match as if it were a title defence...
MM: So even if the title isn't on the line, you're going to fight like it was? How come?
AH: I didn't become a champion wherever I have wrestled by just showing up at the important moments... I shown up for every match regardless of standing, place on the card, status, stipulation or indeed 'star factor'... If you're going to face the champion in a non-title match then you go out to prove you should be in their position as champion by beating them... And if you are the champion, you don't go soft... You go in like it's all on the line, complacency leads to errors and errors lead to losing what you have earned...
MM: So your thoughts on your opponent then?
AH: Aqua Vega put up a solid fight in that elimination match... She hit hard and really made a damn good showing, making it to the final three with me... But like they say... Second Place is first loser and as Falco, the Austrian Rapper said 2 is just a number and 3 no one remembers... Sure, maybe I'm flying in the face of that lyrical bomb by saying I remember her and where she came when no one is meant to remember it if you believe Falco but I'm going off on a tangent again aren't I?
[Mandy simply nods as Alice quickly reels it back in, much to the amusement of the camera man who can be heard trying to stifle a laugh...]
AH: The point is, she's one you have to take seriously despite the fact she was the penultimate elimination which says she couldn't go the distance in such a setting... She's nimble, she's good with her strikes and she has some heart and desire... But she doesn't have what I have and that is the will of a warrior... I'm going out there to show why whoever becomes the next contender for this belt will have to take this very seriously, because once Vega is down and out, I'm gonna run my way through the rest of the women here, assert my dominance then maybe speak to our CEO about the possibility of some ring time with the guys
MM: With the guys? They're built like two of you!
[Alice's expression suddenly changes... Eyes narrowing and a clear annoyed tone being conveyed by her body language, the brunette steps forward, right up close to Mandy and speaks in a collected but extremely cold manner...]
AH: I am a world champion Mandy... I won that title by beating a man who is six foot ten, who weighed 390lbs... He is over a foot taller than me and weighs three of me... And I defeated him... What does that tell you? I'll answer for you since you seem to be a little off form... It tells you that I fear no one... Man, Woman, Midget or Giant... I will take on all and I will be victorious... Now Mandy, I have a match soon, please watch and learn
[With that, Alice quickly turns and walks away from Mandy who turns to the camera...]
MM: Well... That was intense... Mental note... Don't question her work ethic and will to fight... Sis, if you're watching this... Take note... That was unsettling!
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Ringside:
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TM: Alice Harris is definitely one to watch here in the IXWA... And elsewhere come to that...
JT: Has to be said that both the IXWA’s Bad Ass Babe division and GEW’s Starlight division are looking quite impressive at the moment...
TM: Indeed... Neil Bonser and Bradley Rockefeller have been doing a great job!
JT: What’s the betting that Alice will want to take part in the Quest for the Best rumble in June?
TM: And why not? If she wants to test herself then she should be allowed to...
JT: Hmm... Anyway... Let’s take it to Joey for her match...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
["Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona plays through the arena as Aqua Vega emerges after a brief shadow from the blue pyros... Once she makes a few waves & kiss blows...]
SJD: Hailing from Toroto, Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 130lbs... Aqua Vega!
[She slaps the hands of the fans quickly before sliding under the ropes, jumping, and finally landing into the ring!
SJD: Her opponent...
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron ad unclipping her championship belt...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over his shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
Non-title: Aqua Vega Vs Alice Harris
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Alice Harris sends Aqua Vega into the turnbuckle, but Aqua Vega reverses it...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a butt-bump...
Aqua Vega uses a side suplex on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a spear...
Aqua Vega goes for a side headlock, but Alice Harris throws her off...
Alice Harris goes for a flying huracanrana, but Aqua Vega counters it with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Aqua Vega goes for a clothesline, but Alice Harris counters it with a crucifix...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris chops Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris chops Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris executes a flying huracanrana on Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a palm blow...
Alice Harris executes a monkey flip on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega misses with a shoulderblock...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a shoulderblock...
Aqua Vega covers Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Aqua Vega goes for a high kick, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for a slingshot suplex, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega takes Alice Harris down with a sitdown faceslam...
Aqua Vega hits a bulldog on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Aqua Vega executes a legdrop on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with an eye gouge...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a sitdown faceslam...
Aqua Vega hits a high kick on Alice Harris...
The crowd is cheering on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega executes a bulldog on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with a shoulderblock...
Alice Harris nails Aqua Vega with a bulldog...
Alice Harris goes for a spinning heel kick, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a Russian legsweep...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a sitdown faceslam...
Aqua Vega goes for a hair pull takedown, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris chops Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris kicks Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Aqua Vega chops Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega kicks Alice Harris...
A small "Aqua Vega" chant is being started...
Alice Harris punches Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Aqua Vega chops Alice Harris...
Alice Harris kicks Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris goes for a flying huracanrana, but Aqua Vega counters it with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Vega whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
Alice Harris is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris goes for a DDT, but Aqua Vega counters it with a backdrop...
Aqua Vega goes for a side suplex, but Alice Harris counters it with spinning headscissors...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega goes for a butt-bump, but Alice Harris ducks out of the way...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes, but Aqua Vega reverses it...
Alice Harris goes for a jumping knee, but Aqua Vega side-steps and Alice Harris only hits air...
Aqua Vega goes for an airplane spin, but Alice Harris counters it with a facerake...
Alice Harris hits a jumping knee on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Alice Harris goes for a forearm smash, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega hits a Russian legsweep on Alice Harris...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega goes for a bodyslam, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega misses with an elbow...
Aqua Vega misses with an elbow...
Alice Harris misses with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega hits a slap on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a bodyslam...
Aqua Vega uses a side suplex on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a butt-bump...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a snap mare...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris executes spinning headscissors on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris covers Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a fallaway slam...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex...
Alice Harris executes an enzuigiri on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with an eye gouge...
Alice Harris punches Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris kicks Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris uses an enzuigiri on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes, but Aqua Vega reverses it...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a backdrop...
Aqua Vega uses a butt-bump on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega goes for a butt-bump, but Alice Harris ducks out of the way...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a rolling kick...
Alice Harris goes for a DDT, but Aqua Vega counters it with a backdrop...
Aqua Vega executes a stomp on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with an elbowdrop...
Aqua Vega takes Alice Harris down with a bodyslam...
Aqua Vega goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Alice Harris counters it with a side suplex...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a cartwheel splash...
Alice Harris throws Aqua Vega into the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris charges in with a cartwheel kick, but Aqua Vega lifts her leg...
Aqua Vega hits a bodyslam on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega covers Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Vega executes a clothesline on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega hits a Russian legsweep on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega executes a high kick on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Aqua Vega sends Alice Harris into the turnbuckle, but Alice Harris reverses it...
Aqua Vega comes back, but is met with a clothesline...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris nails Aqua Vega with a Huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris throws Perry Crabtree into the ringpost...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree slowly gets up...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a backdrop...
Aqua Vega falls out of the ring...
Alice Harris rolls out under the bottom rope...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a flying huracanrana...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a snap mare...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Aqua Vega whips Alice Harris into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a hair pull takedown...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Aqua Vega hits a bodyslam on Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5...
Aqua Vega gets back into the ring...
Alice Harris follows her back in...
Aqua Vega executes the Leap & Bound on Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Aqua Vega locks Alice Harris in an airplane spin...
Alice Harris breaks the hold after 11 seconds...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a Russian legsweep...
Alice Harris goes for a forearm smash, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a kick...
Aqua Vega catches Alice Harris in a sleeperhold...
Alice Harris tries to escape the hold...
Alice Harris is struggling to reach the ropes...
Alice Harris makes it to the ropes after 19 seconds...
Aqua Vega throws Alice Harris into the turnbuckle...
Aqua Vega executes a butt-bump on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega goes for the Pendulum Swing, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris gets a choke against the ropes on Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree warns Alice Harris to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a gutwrench suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Alice Harris hits a jumping knee on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris gets a camel clutch on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Aqua Vega is inching her way towards the ropes...
Aqua Vega grabs the ropes after being locked up for 27 seconds...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Alice Harris counters it with a side suplex...
A fan at ringside badmouths Alice Harris...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a flying dropkick...
Alice Harris is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a butt-bump...
Aqua Vega hits a swinging neckbreaker on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega takes Alice Harris down with a vertical suplex...
Aqua Vega whips Alice Harris into the ropes, but Alice Harris reverses it...
Aqua Vega misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a spinning heel kick...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes, but Aqua Vega reverses it...
Alice Harris executes a leg lariat on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris catches Aqua Vega in a choke against the ropes...
Perry Crabtree warns Alice Harris to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Alice Harris executes the White Girl Wasted on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Alice Harris goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits a chop on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris uses a Huracanrana on Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Alice Harris goes for a forearm smash, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a high kick...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega executes the Leap & Bound on Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Aqua Vega goes for a Russian legsweep, but Alice Harris counters it with an elbowsmash...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a palm blow...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a jumping knee...
Alice Harris hits a bridging back suplex on Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Numerous fans are using Alice Harris for target practice...
TM: Alice Harris is as yet undefeated here in the IXWA... Who can stop her?
JT: I’m not sure... Lady Fantasy and Kelly Kloss will go at it on the next show to see who is the #1 contender for the Bad Ass Babe Championship...
TM: That should be a good match...
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Winner: Alice Harris
Time of match: 0:16:40
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GEW OUTBREAK
TUESDAY, APRIL 12, 2016
7:00 PM EST Time
LIVE on the CW Network
HATTIE MCCOY vs "THE FIREBIRD" REBECCA HENDRIX
\\GEW WORLD TELEVISION TITLE MATCH//
"ARISTOCRATIC" ARCHIBALD SMYTHE vs WINDHAM BRODY (c)
SERAI DANIELA vs "THE TRILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS" ANGEL KASH
\\TRIPLE THREAT//
\\\GEW INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE #1 CONTENDER MATCH///
NICK TRIDENT vs JARED BLACK vs "THE 24 HOUR MAN" RIC BEAUTY
IAN MCAVOY vs ADAM GORDON
[Ringside Enforcer: Aro Guerrero...]
\\OUTBREAK MAIN EVENT//
JASON MICHAELS and THE HALO BROTHERS vs "PANDEMONIUM" BRIAN STYLES and THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS
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Backstage:
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[Roman Anderson, MISTER MAIN EVENT, is standing in front of the IXWA banner and he is not happy...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: For over a year I was the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... For over a year I was the best in the business...
[Roman bites his lip...]
But now it is Charlie Kline... He added his name to the list of champs...
Williams...
Frostbite...
And MISTER MAIN EVENT ROMAN ANDERSON!
[Roman mockingly claps...]
Good job Kline...
[Roman stops clapping at stares at his clasped hands...]
Kline you and I are going to meet again and I am going to win back MY title...
[Roman looks to the camera...]
You can put Styles in my way, you can put one of the GEW guys in my way... You can even put my friend Ric Beauty in my way...
But you cannot stop the inevitable... And that is I will be IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion again!
[Roman walks off...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Next up we have a match that we believe is happening for the first time ever... Roman Anderson Vs Damian Payne!
JT: I’ve been looking forward to this one since it was announced... Let’s get on with it... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The lights in the arena go out... "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners erupts over the PA of the arena...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 295 pounds... He is "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payyyyyynnnnnee!!!
[The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp... He has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard… Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back... He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
"Mr. Main Event" Roman Anderson
Vs
"Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Roman Anderson punches Damian Payne...
The crowd is starting to get behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson chops Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a springboard armdrag...
Roman Anderson goes for a somersault legdrop, but Damian Payne rolls out of the way...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne catches Roman Anderson in a camel clutch...
Roman Anderson is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Roman Anderson is struggling to reach the ropes...
Roman Anderson manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 17 seconds...
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits a Huracanrana on Damian Payne...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with a standing moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson uses a series of kicks to the head on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with an elbow...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson goes for a backdrop driver, but Damian Payne counters it with a facerake...
Damian Payne uses a reverse DDT on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Damian Payne goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Roman Anderson flips over...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Damian Payne counters it with a jawbreaker...
Damian Payne executes a piledriver on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Damian Payne covers Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with an elbow...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Roman Anderson misses with a clothesline...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a roundhouse kick...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson goes for a Huracanrana, but Damian Payne counters it with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne goes for a dragon suplex, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Damian Payne on the turnbuckle, but
Damian Payne blocks it...
Roman Anderson kicks Damian Payne...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne kicks Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne further incites the crowd...
Roman Anderson chops Damian Payne...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson chops Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne...
The crowd is going crazy...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Damian Payne nails Roman Anderson with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a pumphandle suplex...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a full nelson faceslam...
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Roman Anderson and Damian Payne get hit with a double clothesline...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson hits a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson uses a spinning heel kick on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson hits a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson executes a flying spinning leg lariat on Damian Payne...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Damian Payne ducks out of the way...
Damian Payne executes a full nelson faceslam on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a sitout power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a fallaway slam...
The crowd is vociferously booing Damian Payne...
Damian Payne is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with a clothesline...
Damian Payne falls out of the ring...
Roman Anderson goes through the ropes...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a split legged moonsault...
Damian Payne is busted wide open...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a flying clothesline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Damian Payne uses a reverse DDT on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne clears the announcers' table...
Damian Payne sets up Roman Anderson on the announcers' table...
Damian Payne executes a pumphandle suplex through the table...
The table is broken in half...
Damian Payne nails Roman Anderson with a pumphandle suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Damian Payne goes for a piledriver, but Roman Anderson counters it with a backdrop...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Roman Anderson climbs back into the ring...
Damian Payne follows him back in...
Roman Anderson is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Roman Anderson goes for a frog splash, but Damian Payne rolls out of the way...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
TM: Anderson kicked out of the ChokeBomb!!!
JT: I saw! Wowzers! That’s gonna annoy Payne!
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne uses a flying clothesline on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Roman Anderson counters it with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne is being booed out of the building...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Roman Anderson counters it with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson uses a cartwheel splash on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a dropsault...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson hits a somersault legdrop on Damian Payne...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a springboard armdrag...
Roman Anderson covers Damian Payne...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a fallaway slam...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Damian Payne is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits a flying clothesline on Roman Anderson...
The crowd is vociferously booing Damian Payne...
Damian Payne nails Roman Anderson with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Damian Payne...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson hits a dropsault on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson goes for a somersault legdrop, but Damian Payne rolls out of the way...
Damian Payne goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Roman Anderson counters it with a go-behind...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with a crucifix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson goes for a spinning back suplex, but Damian Payne turns in mid-air and lands on him...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Damian Payne is bleeding like a faucet...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Damian Payne executes a flying clothesline on Roman Anderson...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Damian Payne uses a sitout power bomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne hits a reverse DDT on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson springs to his feet...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a spin kick...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Damian Payne on the turnbuckle, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Roman Anderson hits spinning headscissors on Damian Payne...
The chants for Roman Anderson are deafening...
Roman Anderson executes a cradle piledriver on Damian Payne...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a standing moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson shoves down Dana Riggelman...
Roman Anderson knocks down Dana Riggelman...
Dana Riggelman is out cold...
Dana Riggelman gets up...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a springboard armdrag...
Roman Anderson goes for a handspring moonsault, but Damian Payne rolls out of the way...
Damian Payne gives the sign for the ChokeBomb...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Roman Anderson...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
JT: And again! That’s two ChokeBomb’s that Roman Anderson has kicked out of!
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne is being booed out of the building...
Damian Payne throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Roman Anderson hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Roman Anderson pulls himself back in...
Roman Anderson executes a series of kicks to the head on Damian Payne...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Roman Anderson throws Damian Payne out of the ring...
Roman Anderson goes outside...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a backdrop driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Roman Anderson grabs a chair...
Roman Anderson takes the chair...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a moonsault with the chair...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Roman Anderson runs Damian Payne into the ringsteps...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a standing moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson goes for a DDT, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne knocks Roman Anderson into the ringsteps...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a flying clothesline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Damian Payne executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne knocks Roman Anderson into the ringsteps...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Damian Payne uses a sitout power bomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Damian Payne runs Roman Anderson into the ringsteps...
Damian Payne nails Roman Anderson with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: 6...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a fallaway slam...
Damian Payne throws Roman Anderson back into the ring...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Damian Payne misses with a kick...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes, but Roman Anderson reverses it...
Damian Payne hits a flying clothesline on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a running powerbomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Damian Payne uses a running powerbomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Damian Payne hits a dragon suplex on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
JT: THREE!!!
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Roman Anderson counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The crowd erupts...
TM: Wow! Seriously wow! What a match...
JT: Roman Anderson kicked out of THREE ChokeBombs... I’ve never heard of anyone doing that before... Ever!
SJD: The winner of the match – Roman Anderson!
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Winner: Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:15:52
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Backstage:
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[The 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty stands in front of the IXWA banner... Ric shakes his head...]
RIC BEAUTY: Survival of the Fittest was not a good night for Roman Anderson and I... Roman lost the Extreme Warrior Title to the lightweight Chucky Kline, and I fell short in my shot at winning the Survival of the Fittest tournament...
And the winner of that battle royal is my opponent tonight! Brian Styles...
[Ric snickers...]
RIC BEAUTY: He is big, and he is dumb... But that doesn't mean he isn't dangerous... So don't think I am not taking him seriously...
[Ric looks up...]
RIC BEAUTY: I am going to do what I have been doing here in IXWA for a long time now, winning... And it is time to take the word "former champion" off my business cards... Brian Styles I am smarter than you and I have a plan to take you down big man...
I have a plan to win gold again here in IXWA and it starts with the IXWA TV Title... Brian Styles goes down first...
Styles _goes_down_ first!
[FTB...]
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Ringside:
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TM: It’s now time for our main event and we’re going to find out who is going to face Mike Jamison on the next show for the IXWA Television Championship...
JT: I am ready for this... Two former Television Champions going at it to see who gets another chance at gold... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: It is now time for the main event of the evening... This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the opportunity to advance to a match for the IXWA Television Championship ... Introducing first...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen - weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... RIC BEAUTY!
[Ric smiles to himself and stands in the ring and stares daggers at the ring announcer...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***
Brian Styles Vs Ric Beauty
[IXWA Television Championship qualifying match -
two former Television champions go face to face
to see who faces Mike Jamison on the next show
for the IXWA Television Championship...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty uses a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for an arm wringer, but Brian Styles counters it with a kneelift...
In turn, Ric Beauty counters it with a side step...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty catches Brian Styles in an abdominal stretch...
Brian Styles inches his way towards the ropes after 7 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a forearm smash, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with an armbar takedown...
Brian Styles is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Brian Styles goes for a half nelson suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with an elbowsmash...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles executes a short clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Brian Styles counters it with a back suplex...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a vertical suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a backdrop driver...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles punches Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ric Beauty counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
Brian Styles throws Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty executes a belly-to-back suplex on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty and Brian Styles get hit with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty goes for a snap suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a vertical suplex...
Brian Styles is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a running clothesline...
Brian Styles goes for a stretch muffler, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty executes a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a double underhook suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a backdrop...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a belly-to-back suplex...
Brian Styles catches Ric Beauty in a kneelock submission...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Brian Styles lets go after 14 seconds...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a knifehand chop...
Brian Styles puts Ric Beauty in a stretch muffler...
Ric Beauty grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a low blow...
Brian Styles goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty hits an arm wringer on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Ric Beauty catches Brian Styles in a sleeperhold...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a kneebreaker, but Brian Styles counters it with an elbowsmash...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back suplex on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a forearm smash...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Brian Styles counters it with a backslide...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles uses a running clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles sets up Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles executes a belly-to-back superplex on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles hits a half nelson suplex on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a piledriver...
Brian Styles covers Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty puts Brian Styles in a leg grapevine...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a belly-to-back superplex...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty hits a piledriver on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a slingshot suplex...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty puts Brian Styles in an abdominal stretch...
Brian Styles gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Ric Beauty is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
Brian Styles goes for a kneedrop, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a release German suplex...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Ric Beauty misses with a kick...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty executes a backdrop on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a forearm smash...
Ric Beauty uses a double underhook suplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Ric Beauty locks Brian Styles in a sleeperhold...
Brian Styles grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty uses a German suplex on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty locks Brian Styles in a figure-four leglock...
Scott Braski asks Brian Styles if he's had enough...
Brian Styles shakes his head...
Scott Braski asks Brian Styles if he's still there...
Brian Styles nods...
Brian Styles tries to fight the pain...
Brian Styles breaks the hold after 18 seconds...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a T-Bone Suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles catches Ric Beauty in the Kata hajime...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty inches his way towards the ropes after 10 seconds...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a back suplex...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a snap suplex...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a snap suplex...
Ric Beauty executes the Beauty Bomb on Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
TM: Wow! I thought Brian Styles had that one won...
JT: I have to say – so did I...
SJD: The winner of the match and going on to face Mike Jamison for the IXWA Television Championship on our ext show... Riiiiiiiiiiic Beauty!
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Winner: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:13:11
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Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[Mike Jamison strides out onto the stage area - points down at Ric Beauty and motions putting a championship belt around his waist...]
TM: That is happening on our next show...
JT: Absolutely right - I can't wai----
[The opening riffs of Nine Lashes's 'Anthem of the Lonely' are heard and the IXWA faithful boo the impending arrival of Amis Shelton... Usually Amis would emerge by spinning when the vocals would kick in, however this time he casually walks out from behind the curtain sporting a massive grin... He is dressed to compete and many would be glad to see that he's wearing his trademark trench coat... Instead of continuing down the ramp, Amis pauses and stands at the top of the ramp seemingly checking out what has happened ad seeing what he will be a part of on the next show...]
TM: We are right out of time!
© IXWA Productions 2016
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Survival of the Fittest is the history books yet again... A whole new set of champions were crowed...
JT: And as a result the Television Championship is vacant now that we have a new IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion...
TM: And we’ve heard that the IXWA CEO Neil Bonser has invited the new champion along tonight...
["Sparkling" Joey Diamond stands in the center of the ring as the House Lights dim... He raises the microphone to his mouth...]
SJD: Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce to you… The NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion – "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline!!!!
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill...
[The Crowd mostly erupts in boos but a smattering of cheers are heard... Two golden spotlights swirl over the crowd and finally come to rest on the rampway... Kline enters in a finely tailored suit with sunglasses on... The IXWA Extreme Warrior Title slung over his left shoulder... He raises his right arm and smirks, nodding his head as he walks towards the ring...]
TM: Our new Extreme Warrior champ getting an earful from the fans at ringside here Justin...
JT: That’s a mild understatement Tony... Still I hear one or two cheers... What I am wondering is where is his beloved "Golden Goddess"?
TM: It is peculiar Kline came to the ring alone... Hope there’s not trouble in Paradise...
[Kline enters the ring "Sparkling" Joey Diamond hands Kline the microphone and extends his hand in congratulations to Kline... Kline nods his head and shakes his hand... Diamond nods and exits the ring... Kline looks at the crowd... The chorus of boos is overwhelming... Kline smiles and shakes his head...]
CK: Whether you cretins deserve it or not, you finally have an IXWA Extreme Warrior champ you can be proud of... It makes NO sense to me why you people boo me... You all said I couldn’t beat Roman Anderson cleanly... But I did and your response... Let's boo him... I came out and constantly said you all deserve a FULL TIME Champion, who isn’t fighting in other feds and puts IXWA first... I DELIVER that to you - and you boo me... I ignore the phone calls from GEW and BELIEVE me they came in, to stay loyal to IXWA and you boo me... I come out here night after night and despite my size, despite all the odds stacked against and do nothing but stack win, after win after win… and you boo me... All I have to say to that is -- Thank you...
JT: What?!?
TM: He may be a little hung over from celebrating his big title win...
CK: I say thank you because your jealousy and hatred of me has driven me more than I could have ever imagined... When guys like Roman Anderson and Ric Beauty are beating on me, and I hear you cheering them to inflict more punishment on me? It makes me fight just that much harder to SPITE YOU ALL! I know you are all jealous of me...
[Chorus of boos...]
CK: Jealous because I come from privilege...
[More boos...]
CK: Jealous because I have the absolute hottest girl in the World at my side and in my bed...
[EXPLODING BOOS...]
CK: AND finally jealous because I have told EVERY DAMN THING I WAS GOING TO ACCOMPLISH IN IXWA and I have done it! Unlike you all...
[Kline grins as the boos rain down and trash is heaved into the ring...]
CK: So I have finally captured the big one... The IXWA Extreme Warrior Title... So that makes what? Three of the Four this company has to offer? I held the Survival of the Fittest Belt and did NOT take the cowards approach of beating Anderson after he wrestled... I waited and turned it in like a man and got my Shot at a PPV... That way when makes his excuses and backtracks on why he lost... He can’t say I hit him when he was at his weakest or anything...
[Boos...]
CK: From there I went to the TV Title and while my reign may not have been long... NO ONE IN THAT LOCKER ROOM beat me for it... Bonser said I had to give it up, that holding both belts wasn’t an option... While I get it, it did still sting a bit... That being said though, I promise you that you next TV Champ, will be someone who deserves to carry that strap... I have every intention of assuring that happens... I want the man who inherits the Kingdom that I built to cut from the right kind of cloth, if you catch my drift... Even if that means taking Extreme Measures to ensure it...
[More boos...]
CK: So I guess that leaves just one mountain to climb... One trophy left to add to the case... The IXWA Tag Team Titles... Now don’t worry about it now boys and girls... I have a LONG reign as IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion to get through first... But Double Entendres, Satan’s Disciples, Mason Dixon Line...
[Crowd pops...]
CK: You better hope... You better cross your fingers... You better get down on your knees and pray... Pray this reign lasts a while... Pray that I don’t decide to take a tag team partner on any time soon... Otherwise you may be looking at an IXWA Grand Slam Champion...
[Crowd erupts in boos...]
CK: I know you are all thinking that is a ways off and you may be right...
[Kline starts to walk away towards the ropes...]
CK: Unless... The reason the "Golden Goddess2 isn’t by my side, is she is doing some recruiting...
[Kline smiles big and steps through the ropes...]
TM: Well that was – what I call – interesting... I wonder what he meant by that?
JT: I expect it will all become clear... These things normally do...
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Simply scoop up the "doo", load into the cannon... Aim! And fire!
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Get tough! Get Poop Cannon and say "don't" to the "doo"!
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Ringside:
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TM: Anyway – on with tonight’s show... First up we have a Bad Ass Babe tag team match where the winners of the match will face EACH OTHER on our next show to determine the #1 contender to Alice Harris’ IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: Oh yes... It's time for the Bad Ass Babes...
TM: Over to Joey then...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This tag team contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[As "Fantasy" by Mariah Carey plays over the speakers, Lady Fantasy struts out from the back, stops to glare at some of the fans who are trying to touch her arms... She shrugs them away and carries on to the ringside area and walks confidently up the steps...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 120 pounds... She is --- Lady Fantasy!!! And her partner... From Llangwnadl, Wales, UK weighing in at 108 pounds... Here is Kelly Kloss!!!
["Shut Up" By Simple Plan plays as Kelly Kloss emerges from the backstage area and poses by spreading her arms wide and showing off on the stage and then going down the ramp and flexing her arms before ignoring the fans and briskly walking to the ring and leaping to the apron and entering the ring... And taking time to show off a little more before walking to her corner...]
Cue: "Victorious" by Panic at the Disco
SJD: Their opponents... Introducing first - hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 133lbs... Jessica Hendrix...
[Jessica Hendrix wanders out onto the stage and waves out to the fans to a cheer...]
SJD: Her partner... Also hailing from Austin, Texas and weighing in at 151lbs... Her sister - Vanessa Hendrix...
[Vanessa runs out and she and her sister run down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope - causing their opponents to bail to ringside... Jessica and Vanessa going to opposing corners and climb to the second turnbuckle to wave out to the crowd... Kloss and Fantasy slide back into the ring as the referee signals for the bell...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
Lady Fantasy & Kelly Kloss Vs
The Hendrix Sisters (Jessica & Vanessa)
[The winners of this tag team match get to face EACH OTHER
on the next show to determine who gets a shot at the
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship in the future...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a knee to the face, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix and Lady Fantasy get hit with a double clothesline...
Jessica Hendrix punches Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix punches Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
Lady Fantasy takes Jessica Hendrix down with a swinging neckbreaker...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Lady Fantasy executes the Daydream Driver on Jessica Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Lady Fantasy uses a swinging neckbreaker on Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Lady Fantasy goes for the Daydream Driver, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Lady Fantasy goes for a front facelock, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix chops Lady Fantasy...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy chops Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy punches Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Jessica Hendrix punches Lady Fantasy...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy punches Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix with a double leg takedown...
Lady Fantasy runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Jessica Hendrix takes Lady Fantasy down with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix catches Lady Fantasy in a sleeperhold...
Lady Fantasy tries to escape the hold...
Lady Fantasy is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lady Fantasy is inching her way towards the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix lets go after 22 seconds...
Jessica Hendrix punches Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy with a bulldog headlock...
Jessica Hendrix throws Lady Fantasy into the turnbuckle...
Jessica Hendrix runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Jessica Hendrix takes Lady Fantasy down with a superkick...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix whip Lady Fantasy into the ropes...
They hit Lady Fantasy with a double backdrop...
Jessica Hendrix hits a superkick on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a facerake...
Jessica Hendrix leaves the ring...
Lady Fantasy goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Lady Fantasy with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
A small "Vanessa Hendrix" chant is being started...
Vanessa Hendrix chops Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is starting to get behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy chops Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is starting to get behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is starting to get behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a DDT on Lady Fantasy...
Vanessa Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a tornado DDT, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double backdrop...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a powerbomb into a bridge...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss hits Vanessa Hendrix...
The crowd is booing Kelly Kloss...
Vanessa Hendrix kicks Kelly Kloss...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tornado DDT on Kelly Kloss...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
Vanessa Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Kelly Kloss into the turnbuckle, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Kelly Kloss charges into the corner, but Vanessa Hendrix moves out of the way...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a German suplex on Kelly Kloss...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring and lays out Vanessa Hendrix...
Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy hit Jessica Hendrix with a double flying axhandle...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes, but Jessica Hendrix reverses it...
Jessica Hendrix uses a superkick on Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix takes Kelly Kloss down with a superkick...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring and lays out Jessica Hendrix...
Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double kick to the midsection...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss nails Vanessa Hendrix with a powerbomb into a bridge...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss hits Vanessa Hendrix with a kick...
Kelly Kloss nails Vanessa Hendrix with a missile dropkick...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss goes for an octopus hold, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a punch...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a spear on Kelly Kloss...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kelly Kloss down with a tornado DDT...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a German suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Kelly Kloss hits Vanessa Hendrix with a kick...
Kelly Kloss goes for an octopus hold, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a hiptoss...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kelly Kloss down with a Shining Wizard...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a DDT...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Lady Fantasy enters the ring and throws Jessica Hendrix out of the ring...
Lady Fantasy hits Vanessa Hendrix with a vertical suplex...
Kelly Kloss nails Vanessa Hendrix with a missile dropkick...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Vanessa Hendrix with a kick...
Kelly Kloss goes for a backbreaker, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a DDT, but Kelly Kloss counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Kelly Kloss locks Vanessa Hendrix in an octopus hold...
Vanessa Hendrix inches her way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss and Vanessa Hendrix get hit with a double clothesline...
Kelly Kloss gets Rolling Legbar on Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix grabs the ropes after holding out for 12 seconds...
Kelly Kloss attempts to place Vanessa Hendrix on the turnbuckle, but
Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Kelly Kloss tags out to Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy hits a fisherman suplex on Vanessa Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Lady Fantasy throws Vanessa Hendrix out of the ring...
Lady Fantasy goes through the ropes...
Kelly Kloss comes over to make it two-on-one...
Kelly Kloss goes for a superkick, but Vanessa Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Kelly Kloss hits Lady Fantasy...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Lady Fantasy back into the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix tags out to Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix takes Lady Fantasy down with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix uses a swinging neckbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix uses a Shining Wizard on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix throws Lady Fantasy out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, Lady Fantasy reenters the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a snap suplex, but Lady Fantasy counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Lady Fantasy uses a fisherman suplex on Jessica Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Lady Fantasy catches Jessica Hendrix in a front facelock...
Jessica Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Lady Fantasy goes for a powerbomb, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix executes a springboard leaping swinging DDT on Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy with a scoop slam...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a sleeperhold, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss goes for a powerbomb into a bridge, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix executes a fisherman suplex on Kelly Kloss...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jessica Hendrix takes Kelly Kloss down with a superkick...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Jessica Hendrix misses with a clothesline...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a shoulderblock...
Jessica Hendrix uses a double underhook backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix throws Kelly Kloss out of the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes through the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a double underhook backbreaker...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a snap suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a snap suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Jessica Hendrix hits a double underhook backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix reenters the ring...
Kelly Kloss climbs back into the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a knee to the face, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss tags out to Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes, but Jessica Hendrix reverses it...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix with a kick...
Lady Fantasy uses an armdrag on Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy takes Jessica Hendrix down with a fireman's carry takedown...
Lady Fantasy takes Jessica Hendrix down with a leg lariat...
Lady Fantasy goes for a backbreaker, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix hits a springboard leaping swinging DDT on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a fisherman suplex, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jessica Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is cheering on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits a double-axhandle to the back on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Lady Fantasy and Jessica Hendrix get hit with a double clothesline...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix with a double leg takedown...
Lady Fantasy uses a back suplex on Jessica Hendrix...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy gets a front facelock on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix gets ahold of the ropes after 10 seconds...
Kelly Kloss enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kelly Kloss leaves the ring...
Lady Fantasy whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes, but Jessica Hendrix reverses it...
Lady Fantasy uses a swinging neckbreaker on Jessica Hendrix...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy goes for the Daydream Driver, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss executes a Northern Lights suplex on Jessica Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss uses a jumping DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
Kelly Kloss executes a powerbomb into a bridge on Jessica Hendrix...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Kelly Kloss locks Jessica Hendrix in an octopus hold...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Jessica Hendrix is struggling to reach the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix is inching his way towards the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix grabs the ropes after holding out for 18 seconds...
Kelly Kloss executes the Klosstraphobia on Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix tries to escape the hold...
Jessica Hendrix breaks the hold after 12 seconds...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix kicks Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Jessica Hendrix hits a double underhook backbreaker on Kelly Kloss...
The crowd is behind Jessica Hendrix all the way...
Jessica Hendrix hits a knee to the face on Kelly Kloss...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a camel clutch, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss attempts to place Jessica Hendrix on the turnbuckle, but
Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Kelly Kloss catches Jessica Hendrix in Rolling Legbar...
Jessica Hendrix makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kelly Kloss with a shoulderblock...
Jessica Hendrix tags out to Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a tornado DDT, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss tags out to Lady Fantasy...
Kelly Kloss leaves the ring...
Lady Fantasy hits a back suplex on Vanessa Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy hits Vanessa Hendrix...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy hits Vanessa Hendrix...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy nails Vanessa Hendrix with a DDT...
Lady Fantasy is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lady Fantasy hits a vertical suplex on Vanessa Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy goes for an atomic drop, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a bulldog...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Lady Fantasy down with a DDT...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Lady Fantasy with a reverse DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix throws "Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson over the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is out cold...
Vanessa Hendrix executes the Snap Crackle Pop on Lady Fantasy...
There is no referee there to ask Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lady Fantasy is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lady Fantasy is writhing in pain...
Lady Fantasy breaks the hold after 24 seconds...
Lady Fantasy tags out to Kelly Kloss...
Lady Fantasy leaves the ring...
Kelly Kloss takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a superkick...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson crawls back into the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is back on the job...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson disqualifies Vanessa Hendrix...
Numerous fans are using Kelly Kloss for target practice...
TM: Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy get the win after Vanessa Hendrix got a little over zealous and manhandled the referee...
JT: She only has herself to blame for her hot-headedness... Lady Fantasy seems to be thinking it’s hilarious though...
SJD: The winners of the match – via disqualification – Kelly Kloss & Lady Fantasy!
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Winners: Kelly Kloss and Lady Fantasy
Time of match: 0:17:55
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TM: Impressive match but I feel a little disappointed in the finish...
JT: Agreed... Shall I tell you what isn’t disappointing?
TM: What?
JT: I said – shall I tell you what isn’t disappointing?
TM: Yeah – I heard that bit – what is it?
JT: Mike Jamison... He impressed me in his impromptu match at Survival of the Fittest... And he has a chance to get himself a match for the vacant IXWA Television Championship if he wins tonight...
TM: You have seen who he is facing right?
JT: I have... But to be honest they have done little to impress so far during their stay... Anyway – let’s hear what he had to say when our cameras caught up with him...
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Backstage:
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[The camera man enters a locker room door with the name tag "Mike Jamison" on it... Mike is sitting on a bench with a white towel over his head lacing up his boots after just minutes earlier stepping out of the shower ad getting ready for his match... Mike slowly looks up and glances at the camera man, stops tying his boots and throws the towel on his head into the locker behind him...]
Jamison: Let me guess, you're here for a word on the triple threat match I'm in so you barge in on me after I refused to interview? Well now you have me, you'll get a sound bite live and uncut... This week I'm going up against two guys I honestly don't know a lot about for a shot at being #1 contender for the T...V title... To me it seems real strange considering I came out here last week to fulfil a contractual obligation to IXWA and Damian Payne, the big boss who stuck his nose in my business is now "trying to help me"... But back to that later...
[Mike reaches in the locker to grab a water bottle and take a long swig, he wipes his mouth and proceeds to continue...]
Jamison: Now onto what this company wants, me to dissect what's going to happen... We'll I'll give the naive approach first... Opponent #1, Don Cleveland... Really couldn't find a lot on him... I guess you can blame horrible Web hosting (Points at the camera) That's on you Payne... All I see on Cleveland was he's big mean and black... (Shakes his head slowly)... So much for a scouting report... Luckily I'm not a dummy; I know how to handle those overweight big goons... I'll let it be public knowledge know I'll take out his knees, hell I might snap it if I can get his fat ass in the figure four around the ringpost... Then I'll just make that slob squeal like the fat disgusting pig he is when I break his back in the sharpshooter...
[He takes another swig of water...]
Jamison: As for Johnny Psychotic... I have plans for you... I mean again I don't know much about him other then he's a jabroni ass kisser for the biggest mark in this company, Damian Payne... I watched you lose last week and I wasn't impressed one bit... I plan on making an example out of you and dragging your sorry ass to Payne and throwing you at his feet... Coat tail riding won't get you a "W" this week...
[Mike cracks a smile and laugh...]
Jamison: Now back to Damian Payne... Apparently you're sending your boy to do your work since you're too old to do it yourself and want to run around claiming "Legend" status... Easy booker man, it ain't too hard to be atop a company you run... [Sarcastically] But continue to do the great job you have been! We will cross paths one day and I'll give you that ass kicking you needed last time we met... Until then don't run this company into the ground to avoid that... (Looks at the camera man) Now get the fuck out so I can change...
[FTB...]
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Backstage:
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[We see many of the hands racing around... After all they are the ones who are the backbone of any show... As they do an effective job, we see a couple of young men who are just leaning up against the wall watching these hands go back and forth... The two young men look calm, cool and collected in the midst of all that is going on... One young man is wearing a University of Idaho sweatshirt with gray sweats and black boots... The other young man standing right next to him is wearing a green tank top with blue jean shorts and green boots as he is listening to what the other young man is saying as if the two are in deep conversation...]
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
TM: It is Thunder and Lightning
JT: They made a good showing in their debut...
[Jimmie Guidry on the left is pointing to his right hand as if he is giving instructions to Omar Watson...]
JG: This is what we need to do...
OW: Seriously?
JG: You got a better idea...
OW: Why don't we do this instead?
[Omar turns his back to the camera as if he is trying to draw up some plan on the wall...]
JG: Are you serious?
OW: It is better than your game plan...
[They continue to go back and forth until Kimberly McGraff walks up on them...]
KM: Excuse me... Guys can I get a word with you?
[They both turn around as they look right into the camera...]
KM: Gentlemen, tonight another big chance to show what you have as you get into the ring with the new Extreme Tag Team champions, Satan Disciples...
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KM: You certainly turned a few heads here recently... You defeated then tag team champions, Mason- Dixon line, and also former tag team champions in the Double Entendres...
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JG: However, we didn't get the job done... Sure we did defeat two of the best teams this company has to offer especially the tag team champions at the time...
OW: It was huge for us... The tag team champions in our very first match, we couldn't ask for more...
JG: But as stated we didn't get the job done... We ran into Doomsday and Lucifer, and they were the better team on that night, and that is why they walked out with the gold...
KM: Gentlemen, they were the more experienced team... They have been a tag team for 10 years and well you guys are still unknowns at this time...
OW: We may beg to differ... We aren't unknown anymore... We gave those seven foot monsters all they could handle... I think they were quite surprised that we were hanging with them...
JG: I could tell by the look in their eyes, they were not excepting it... I believe they didn't believe we could bring the fight to them...
OW: But they found out, we aren't some team to play around with... We feel we are contenders...
KM: This is the reason Mr... Bonser has given you this chance tonight against the tag team champions...
JG: We get that it is a non-title match, after all we haven't done anything to deserve the chance just yet...
OW: We plan on taking this match as another learning experience... We are going to get into that ring later on, and once again give Doomsday and Lucifer all they can handle...
JG: We will learn from this encounter, and trust me one day...
OW: Hell even tonight, we are going to beat them...
JG: And when it really counts and we have more matches under our belts... Well them...
[They look at each other and them back toward the camera...]
OW: We will have those tag team titles... Satan’s Disciples, get ready for round number two...
JG: What is that old expression? "If the right don't get you, then the left one will..." In this case...
OW: If thunder doesn't get you, then you will be struck by the lightning...
[They walk away as they continue to discuss among themselves something...]
JT: I must admit they put on quite the show...
TM: This team has a good future ahead of them, but Doomsday and Lucifer are that much better right now...
JT: Certainly more dangerous...
[FTB...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Some words there from Thunder ‘n’ Lightning who have caused quite a stir in the locker room...
JT: Up next though – we find out who is going to be the first participant in the upcoming IXWA Television Championship match... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is to determine who will advance to the main event of the next show to do battle for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
[The words "Human Heart Attack" appear on the video screen at the top of the entrance ramp and video footage is seen of Johnny Psychotic in action in other federations...]
SJD: Fighting out of Long Island, NY... Weighing in at 263 pounds... "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
["Checkmate (Hang ‘Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill erupts over the PA as Johnny steps out onto the entrance ramp... He walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and climbs to the nearest middle turnbuckles and raises his hands in the air...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the P...A system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches his opponent in the ring...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start... ...]
Cue: "Appetite for Destruction" by NWA
["The Black Plague" Don Cleveland walks out from the locker room area and stops...]
SJD: Hailing from East Oakland, California and weighing in at 310 pounds... He is "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland!!!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
"The Natural" Mike Jamison Vs
"Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic
Vs "The Black Plague" Don Cleveland
[IXWA Television Championship qualifying match -
all 3 men in the ring at the same time under elimination
rules... The man left at the end will face the winner of the
main event this evening on the next show for the
IXWA Television Championship...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mike Jamison punches Don Cleveland...
The crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland chops Mike Jamison...
The crowd is starting to get behind Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland chops Mike Jamison...
The crowd is starting to get behind Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland hits a clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Mike Jamison is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison hits a series of punches to the stomach on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a shoulderblock...
Mike Jamison uses a series of punches to the stomach on Don Cleveland...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Mike Jamison gets a figure-four leglock on the post on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland is struggling to reach the ropes...
Don Cleveland gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Mike Jamison uses a T-Bone Suplex on Don Cleveland...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison uses belly to belly suplex on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Mike Jamison is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison executes an irish whip into the turnbuckle on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison sends Don Cleveland into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Don Cleveland moves out of the way...
Don Cleveland nails Mike Jamison with a standing side kick...
Don Cleveland executes a hiptoss on Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with an enzuigiri...
Mike Jamison goes for a piledriver, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
Don Cleveland chops Mike Jamison...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison kicks Don Cleveland...
Numerous fans are using Mike Jamison for target practice...
Don Cleveland hits Mike Jamison...
The crowd is cheering on Don Cleveland...
Don Cleveland punches Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland goes for a clothesline, but Mike Jamison counters it with a hiptoss...
Mike Jamison goes for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Don Cleveland counters it with a short lariat...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Don Cleveland goes for a headbutt, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits a snapmare on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison goes for a bulldog, but Don Cleveland counters it with a back suplex...
Don Cleveland nails Mike Jamison with a hiptoss...
Don Cleveland takes Mike Jamison down with a splash from the second rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland goes for a choke slam, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison goes for a bulldog, but Don Cleveland counters it with a back suplex...
Don Cleveland is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland executes an elbowdrop on Mike Jamison...
(Mike Jamison and Johnny Psychotic are going at it...)
Mike Jamison hits an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
The crowd is vociferously booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison nails Johnny Psychotic with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Mike Jamison nails Johnny Psychotic with a bulldog...
Mike Jamison goes for a boot choke, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
(Don Cleveland and Mike Jamison are going at it...)
Don Cleveland uses a headbutt on Mike Jamison...
Don Cleveland hits Mike Jamison with a clothesline...
Don Cleveland covers Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Don Cleveland complains about a slow count...
(Johnny Psychotic and Mike Jamison are going at it...)
Johnny Psychotic takes Mike Jamison down with a chickenwing facelock suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic goes for an anklelock, but Mike Jamison counters it with a half crab...
Johnny Psychotic reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
(Don Cleveland and Mike Jamison are going at it...)
Don Cleveland whips Mike Jamison into the turnbuckle...
Don Cleveland runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Don Cleveland goes for a backbreaker, but Mike Jamison counters it with a facerake...
Mike Jamison uses a fisherman suplex on Don Cleveland...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a snapmare...
Mike Jamison nails Don Cleveland with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Don Cleveland blocks it...
(Johnny Psychotic and Mike Jamison are going at it...)
Johnny Psychotic throws Mike Jamison out of the ring...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a running over the post somersault plancha, but Mike Jamison moves out of the way...
Johnny Psychotic is out cold...
A few fans are trying to get a shot in...
Mike Jamison executes a T-Bone Suplex on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison executes a piledriver on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison knocks Johnny Psychotic into the ringsteps...
Mike Jamison uses the Michinoku Driver on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison whips Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison nails Johnny Psychotic with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison hits a bulldog on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison runs Johnny Psychotic into the ringpost...
Mike Jamison shoves Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison executes an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison whips Johnny Psychotic into the guardrail...
Mike Jamison takes Johnny Psychotic down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic back into the ring...
Johnny Psychotic executes a chickenwing facelock suplex on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic nails Mike Jamison with a monkey flip...
Johnny Psychotic nails Mike Jamison with a dragon screw legwhip...
There are lots of chants for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic hits Mike Jamison with a dragon screw legwhip...
There are lots of chants for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic catches Mike Jamison in an anklelock...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Jamison uses a series of punches to the stomach on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison executes an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a sunset flip power bomb, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison executes a series of kicks to the chest on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison hits a series of punches to the stomach on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison is being booed out of the building...
Mike Jamison takes Johnny Psychotic down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison nails Johnny Psychotic with a snapmare...
Johnny Psychotic executes a firemans carry into a DDT on Mike Jamison...
The crowd is really behind Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic puts Mike Jamison in a rolling takedown leglock...
Mike Jamison reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic puts Mike Jamison in a crossface chickenwing...
Mike Jamison is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Mike Jamison grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic executes a missile dropkick on Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic gets a Texas Cloverleaf on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic executes a snap suplex on Mike Jamison...
The crowd is really behind Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic covers Mike Jamison...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
(Mike Jamison and Don Cleveland are going at it...)
Mike Jamison goes for a piledriver, but Don Cleveland counters it with a backdrop...
Don Cleveland whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Mike Jamison hits a snapmare on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a snapmare...
Mike Jamison takes Don Cleveland down with a fisherman suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison whips Don Cleveland into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Don Cleveland with a kick...
Mike Jamison nails Don Cleveland with a T-Bone Suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Mike Jamison nails Don Cleveland with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison uses a short clothesline on Don Cleveland...
Mike Jamison uses a T-Bone Suplex on Don Cleveland...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Don Cleveland has been eliminated!!!
TM: Down to two men now...
JT: And I know who my money is on...
The crowd is vociferously booing Mike Jamison...
(Mike Jamison and Johnny Psychotic are going at it...)
Mike Jamison hits a short clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Mike Jamison takes Johnny Psychotic down with a T-Bone Suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison goes for a bulldog, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic goes for an anklelock, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits a Samoan Drop on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison chops Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison goes for a snapmare, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic executes a European uppercut on Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic punches Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic has the crowd going wild...
Mike Jamison kicks Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic chops Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic has the crowd going wild...
Johnny Psychotic punches Mike Jamison...
The crowd is going crazy...
Mike Jamison chops Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic punches Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic has the crowd going wild...
Johnny Psychotic catches Mike Jamison in an armbar submission...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic nails Mike Jamison with a scissor kick...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Johnny Psychotic executes a snap mare on Mike Jamison...
Johnny Psychotic whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Johnny Psychotic with an elbow...
Mike Jamison takes Johnny Psychotic down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison throws Johnny Psychotic into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison charges into the corner...
Mike Jamison hits an irish whip into the turnbuckle on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison uses an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison goes for a short clothesline, but Johnny Psychotic counters it with a Gorilla Press...
Johnny Psychotic gets a sleeperhold on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison tries to escape the hold...
Johnny Psychotic lets go after 12 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic kicks Mike Jamison...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Mike Jamison hits Johnny Psychotic...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Mike Jamison uses an enzuigiri on Johnny Psychotic...
Mike Jamison is being booed out of the building...
Mike Jamison hits a frog splash on Johnny Psychotic...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Johnny Psychotic has been eliminated!!! The winner of the match and advancing to the Television Championship match – Miiiiiiiiiike Jamison!
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Winner: Mike Jamison
Time of match: 0:07:52
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TM: Jamison picks up the win and he’s now one win away from capturing his first gold in the IXWA...
JT: But there’s going to be a former Television champion standing in his way – whoever wins the main event later on...
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Backstage:
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# THUD #
# THUD #
[As we enter the locker room area we see a large man standing next to a locker drinking a bottle of water... The man's hands are quite huge, so much so that the bottle water is getting the life squeezed out of it... He finishes the bottle of water as he turns a little toward the camera as he tosses it right into the trash can... The large man turns back toward the camera as we catch a glimpse of his short brown hair...]
# THUD #
[We continue to hear that loud noise off in the distance but it doesn't appear to be coming from this large man... He reaches into a locker as pulls out a gray t-shirt and throws it on... He adjusts the waistband around his matching gray sweats... The young man bends over as he picks up what appears to be new boots or so they seem... At least to our eyes they are new as the black boot appear to bee quite shiny... The gentleman unlaces the boots as he tries to get just right so he can slide his large feet into them... Couldn't tell you what size he is wearing but they are just large feet...]
#THUD#
[That noise is getting louder... The gentleman swings around as he tries to figure out where that noise is coming from... He pauses for a moment as it appears that he has discovered that he has found the answer... Our cameras zoom out we see the gentleman is none other than one half of the Extreme Tag Team champions, Doomsday...]
Doomsday: Damn it... Can you stop that? Christ, Neil has been on your case in the past about destroying lockers...
[Our camera peeks over Doomsday's broad right shoulder as we see a locker with many dents in it, so much so that it is just about to come off of its hinge...]
Doomsday: We just won the tag team titles which means more money to us, but that also means that Neil could give you a bigger fine...
[We see another large man wearing a black tank top with black leather pants and matching black boots... The gentleman is just staring at the locker that he has just about ripped apart... He turns toward the camera as he captures an intense look in his red eyes... We see the other half of the tag team champions, Lucifer...]
Doomsday: This is why everybody is scared to do an interview with us because you what to rip everything apart...
[Lucifer looks at Doomsday with evil intentions...]
Doomsday: I know you are quite intense, but can you please save it for the ring?
[Lucifer adjusts his glove on his right hand...]
Doomsday: We told the world that we were going to win the tag team titles and we did just that... Did these idiots really believe we weren't going to get the job done?
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doomsday: Just like old times there, Lucifer... Just like riding a bike you never forget...
[He looks into the locker as he sees laying on a hook one half of the tag team titles...]
Doomsday: It feels great to have some gold back around my waist... It has been entirely too long... I have spent the last couple of years getting your singles career up and running...
[Lucifer looks at him with even more intensity in his red eyes...]
Doomsday: Don't get me wrong... You have done a great job, but it is great to get the band back together...
[Doomsday finishes lacing up his boots...]
Doomsday: You like the new boots... I thought I could use a new pair, after all them brown boots where getting a little worn down...
[Lucifer shakes his head...]
Doomsday: But, down to business... We have a non-title match against...
[A pause...]
Doomsday: What do they call themselves?
[Doomsday laughs...]
Doomsday: Thunder and Lightning...
[Lucifer has a puzzled look on his face...]
Doomsday: I didn't name the team - that is what they call themselves...
[Doomsday grabs one half of the tag team titles and places it over his huge left shoulder...]
Doomsday: Gentlemen, I will give the devil his due...
Lucifer looks at him...
Doomsday: Yes I know... Poor choice of words... However, I must admit you did impress me a little bit... You were unknowns and you walk into that building and you beat the tag team champions... A great showing, but your dreams of winning the tag team titles were ran over by a couple of seven foot monsters... So Neil has decided to reward you for your impressive showing by giving you this match against us...
[Lucifer pounds his fist together...]
Doomsday: You see, Neil must not think too much of you or he wouldn't have send you to a death sentence by putting you into the ring with us... Maybe you two have some type of future ahead of you, but getting into that ring with myself and Lucifer tonight we just may put an end to your careers before they actually get started... I had the chance to catch your interview earlier... You told the world that after our first meeting you feel you might have figured what you need to do to beat us...
[Doomsday shakes his head...]
Doomsday: See that is where you are quite wrong... That is a rookie mistake... You believe after one match you think you can beat us... Please, you have been a team for almost 10 years we have seen some of the best come and go in this business all because they feel that have things figure out... We had a chance to discover your weakness as well... It was your first match, and after that match we picked up on a few things... We can change up a little bit and we will... Don't get me wrong we are still going to run you over, because we can...
[He drops his head before picking it back up as he looks into the camera...]
Doomsday: I think it is time that we school the two of you on something... You don't know everything... These tag team titles are everything to us and we will beat the hell out of any team that tries to take them from us... We could have been tag team champs, many times over in our careers, but now that we have these titles... Nobody is going to take them from us, especially some rookie team...
[Lucifer gets beside Doomsday...]
Doomsday: Guidry to say that you are the thunder and Watson is the lightning... Well...
[Doomsday holds up his huge right hand...]
Doomsday: This is the thunder...
[Lucifer puts up his left hand...]
Doomsday: And that is the lightning...
[Doomsday and Lucifer grab the tag team titles and head out of the locker room...]
[FTB...]
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Ringside:
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JT: Strong words from our tag team champs...
TM: I must admit, I like the new team, but Doomsday and Lucifer are not playing around with anybody...
JT: Should be a great match...
TM: That footage was recorded earlier on today and whilst that was being broadcast just now – both teams have decided to forego their typical introductions and have separately made their way down to the ring...
JT: Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 452 pounds... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!!
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 705 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Doomsday... Lucifer... SATAN'S DISCIPLES
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
Non-title: Thunder ‘n’ Lightning Vs Satan’s Disciples
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Doomsday throws Omar Wilson into the turnbuckle...
Doomsday goes for a sidewalk slam, but Omar Wilson counters it with a DDT...
A small "Omar Wilson" chant is being started...
Omar Wilson uses a kick to the head on Doomsday...
Omar Wilson takes Doomsday down with a 3/4 face lock bulldog...
A small "Omar Wilson" chant is being started...
Omar Wilson runs into the ropes...
Doomsday hits a big boot on Omar Wilson...
The crowd is booing Doomsday...
Doomsday sends Omar Wilson into the turnbuckle, but Omar Wilson reverses it...
Doomsday comes back, but is met with an elbow...
Omar Wilson goes for a springboard forearm smash, but Doomsday ducks out of the way...
Doomsday goes for a running powerslam, but Omar Wilson slides down his back...
Omar Wilson goes for a double armbar submission, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday tags out to Lucifer...
Lucifer and Doomsday hit Omar Wilson with a double vertical suplex...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Lucifer and Doomsday hit Omar Wilson with a double sidewalk slam...
Lucifer and Doomsday whip Omar Wilson into the ropes...
They hit Omar Wilson with a double backdrop...
Doomsday goes for a clothesline, but Omar Wilson ducks out of the way...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson takes Lucifer down with a springboard dropkick...
A small "Omar Wilson" chant is being started...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They hit Lucifer with a double fist to the midsection...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry executes a double arm DDT on Lucifer...
The crowd is starting to get behind Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a kneedrop...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a DDT, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer goes for a spear, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a kneelift...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a double arm DDT...
The crowd is starting to get behind Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits a spinning elbowdrop on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Lucifer with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Lucifer hits them with a double clothesline...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Lucifer goes for a pumphandle slam, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a double underhook piledriver, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer punches Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Jimmie Guidry punches Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry punches Lucifer...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer kicks Jimmie Guidry...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Jimmie Guidry chops Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Lucifer...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry executes an uppercut on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson goes for the Pele kick, but Lucifer ducks out of the way...
Lucifer chops Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson chops Lucifer...
Omar Wilson kicks Lucifer...
Omar Wilson goes for a missile dropkick, but Lucifer side-steps and Omar Wilson only hits air...
Lucifer is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with an avalanche in the corner...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson uses a kick to the head on Lucifer...
Omar Wilson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a double underhook piledriver...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Lucifer hits a big boot on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry bumps into Scott Braski...
Lucifer goes for a powerbomb, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry and Lucifer get hit with a double clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Lucifer...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer chops Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Perry Crabtree comes running down to the ring...
Jimmie Guidry hits a double arm DDT on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry punches Lucifer...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double kick to the midsection...
Omar Wilson enters the ring and throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Omar Wilson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They hit Doomsday with a double backdrop...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry whips Doomsday into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry falls out of the ring...
Doomsday goes through the ropes...
Doomsday throws Jimmie Guidry back into the ring...
Doomsday puts Jimmie Guidry in a bearhug...
Scott Braski slowly gets up...
Jimmie Guidry breaks the hold after 9 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry uses a series of headbutts on Doomsday...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Doomsday goes for a sidewalk slam, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a DDT...
Jimmie Guidry is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry hits a series of stomps on Doomsday...
The crowd is cheering on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits an uppercut on Doomsday...
Jimmie Guidry takes Doomsday down with a right hook...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Doomsday counters it with an elbowsmash...
Doomsday whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Doomsday with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry takes Doomsday down with a stomp...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a bodyscissors submission, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday hits a vertical suplex on Jimmie Guidry...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Doomsday goes for a shoulderblock, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a water wheel drop...
Jimmie Guidry uses a series of stomps on Doomsday...
There are lots of chants for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits Doomsday with the cross-face chicken wing...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Lucifer enters the ring and throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double backdrop...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Doomsday with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry takes Doomsday down with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Omar Wilson hits Doomsday with a springboard dropkick...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a German suplex, but Doomsday blocks it...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Doomsday locks Jimmie Guidry in a cobra clutch...
Jimmie Guidry is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Jimmie Guidry tries to escape the hold...
Jimmie Guidry inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a clothesline...
Lucifer enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Jimmie Guidry with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is really behind Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Doomsday uses a sidewalk slam on Jimmie Guidry...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Doomsday goes for a Samoan Drop, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with an elbowsmash...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They hit Doomsday with a double elbowsmash...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry nails Doomsday with a series of headbutts...
The crowd is really behind Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry whips Doomsday into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a clothesline...
Doomsday hits a front-layout suplex on Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double kick to the midsection...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double backdrop...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday throws Jimmie Guidry out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
Jimmie Guidry reenters the ring...
Lucifer enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Omar Wilson enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double kick to the midsection...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday goes for a sidewalk slam, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a DDT...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a spinning elbowdrop, but Doomsday rolls out of the way...
Doomsday executes a choke slam on Jimmie Guidry...
Doomsday executes a sidewalk slam on Jimmie Guidry...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a running powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Doomsday whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes, but Jimmie Guidry reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Doomsday with an overhead belly to belly suplex...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Lucifer enters the ring and throws Jimmie Guidry out of the ring...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Omar Wilson into the ropes...
They hit Omar Wilson with a double elbowsmash...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday goes for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Omar Wilson reverses it...
Omar Wilson nails Doomsday with a thrust kick to the head...
The crowd is cheering on Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson executes a moonsault on Doomsday...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson executes the Highlight of the Night on Doomsday...
Omar Wilson goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
There are lots of chants for Omar Wilson...
TM: Wow... These guys continue to impress... They took the former tag team champions out of the Tag Team Turmoil at Survival of the Fittest...
JT: And tonight they have defeated the new tag team champions... This surely has to sky-rocket them up the rankings here in the IXWA...
TM: You would think so wouldn’t you?
SJD: The winners of the match – Thunder ‘n’ Lightning!
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Winners: Thunder 'n' Lightning...
Time of match: 0:12:22
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Ringside:
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TM: What a great night of action so far... And next up we have another match in the Bad Ass Babes division...
JT: Man I love those matches...
TM: Yeah – we know...
JT: Words now from the current champion...
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Backstage:
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[We cut to Alice Harris, the new IXWA Badass Babe Champion after her successful showing in the six woman elimination at the last supercard; Survival Of The Fittest 2016... Standing there, ready for action in her usual get up as Professional Wrestling's cosplay equivalent of Resident Evil 3's Jill Valentine, the brunette with the... 'different' way of looking at things admires her newest title before she turns round, caught slightly off guard by Mandy who stands there, microphone in hand and her game face on...]
AH: Oh! You snuck up on me there! Sorry, I kinda lost track of time... Are you here to say congratulations to me?
[Mandy quickly nods... Her body language dictates that she isn't going to get much of a say in this quick timeslot they'd allocated to the new champion so she quickly expresses her congratulations to the champion...]
MM: Well, I have to hand it to you Alice... Whilst everyone else talked a mean game, you definitely walked that mean game right into the match and out of it with the Bad Ass Babe championship! Congratulations on your big win, how does it feel?
[Alice beams with a smile which could best be described as 3 parts proud and accomplished to one part slightly unsettling...]
AH: It feels brilliant to know that I am the most badass of the babes here in IXWA... Whilst others might have that talk down to an art, making promises and writing cheques their asses seemingly couldn't cash, I was there preparing myself for one hell of a match and I have to hand it to her, that pretty little thing Kelly Kloss pushed me to the wire but in the end, I guess I just pushed harder... It's a delight and I cannot wait to see who is going to be the first woman who thinks they can take this off me...
MM: You've got a non-title match up with Aqua Vega tonight... Your thoughts on the match and the opponent and the setting?
[Alice re-adjusts the title on her shoulder before rubbing her chin as she thinks about what to say...]
AH: Well... I'm a bit torn on the whole non-title issue here... I mean I want to be a fighting champion and to defend this belt at every chance I can possibly do so, but I understand we have a pecking order here and well, I'm the top of it despite what all these other girls may think and even though the champ should have some input as to who she may or may not wish to defend against... I'll happily go at this match as if it were a title defence...
MM: So even if the title isn't on the line, you're going to fight like it was? How come?
AH: I didn't become a champion wherever I have wrestled by just showing up at the important moments... I shown up for every match regardless of standing, place on the card, status, stipulation or indeed 'star factor'... If you're going to face the champion in a non-title match then you go out to prove you should be in their position as champion by beating them... And if you are the champion, you don't go soft... You go in like it's all on the line, complacency leads to errors and errors lead to losing what you have earned...
MM: So your thoughts on your opponent then?
AH: Aqua Vega put up a solid fight in that elimination match... She hit hard and really made a damn good showing, making it to the final three with me... But like they say... Second Place is first loser and as Falco, the Austrian Rapper said 2 is just a number and 3 no one remembers... Sure, maybe I'm flying in the face of that lyrical bomb by saying I remember her and where she came when no one is meant to remember it if you believe Falco but I'm going off on a tangent again aren't I?
[Mandy simply nods as Alice quickly reels it back in, much to the amusement of the camera man who can be heard trying to stifle a laugh...]
AH: The point is, she's one you have to take seriously despite the fact she was the penultimate elimination which says she couldn't go the distance in such a setting... She's nimble, she's good with her strikes and she has some heart and desire... But she doesn't have what I have and that is the will of a warrior... I'm going out there to show why whoever becomes the next contender for this belt will have to take this very seriously, because once Vega is down and out, I'm gonna run my way through the rest of the women here, assert my dominance then maybe speak to our CEO about the possibility of some ring time with the guys
MM: With the guys? They're built like two of you!
[Alice's expression suddenly changes... Eyes narrowing and a clear annoyed tone being conveyed by her body language, the brunette steps forward, right up close to Mandy and speaks in a collected but extremely cold manner...]
AH: I am a world champion Mandy... I won that title by beating a man who is six foot ten, who weighed 390lbs... He is over a foot taller than me and weighs three of me... And I defeated him... What does that tell you? I'll answer for you since you seem to be a little off form... It tells you that I fear no one... Man, Woman, Midget or Giant... I will take on all and I will be victorious... Now Mandy, I have a match soon, please watch and learn
[With that, Alice quickly turns and walks away from Mandy who turns to the camera...]
MM: Well... That was intense... Mental note... Don't question her work ethic and will to fight... Sis, if you're watching this... Take note... That was unsettling!
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Ringside:
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TM: Alice Harris is definitely one to watch here in the IXWA... And elsewhere come to that...
JT: Has to be said that both the IXWA’s Bad Ass Babe division and GEW’s Starlight division are looking quite impressive at the moment...
TM: Indeed... Neil Bonser and Bradley Rockefeller have been doing a great job!
JT: What’s the betting that Alice will want to take part in the Quest for the Best rumble in June?
TM: And why not? If she wants to test herself then she should be allowed to...
JT: Hmm... Anyway... Let’s take it to Joey for her match...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
["Bang Bang" by Melanie Fiona plays through the arena as Aqua Vega emerges after a brief shadow from the blue pyros... Once she makes a few waves & kiss blows...]
SJD: Hailing from Toroto, Ontario, Canada and weighing in at 130lbs... Aqua Vega!
[She slaps the hands of the fans quickly before sliding under the ropes, jumping, and finally landing into the ring!
SJD: Her opponent...
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron ad unclipping her championship belt...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over his shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
Non-title: Aqua Vega Vs Alice Harris
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Alice Harris sends Aqua Vega into the turnbuckle, but Aqua Vega reverses it...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a butt-bump...
Aqua Vega uses a side suplex on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a spear...
Aqua Vega goes for a side headlock, but Alice Harris throws her off...
Alice Harris goes for a flying huracanrana, but Aqua Vega counters it with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Aqua Vega goes for a clothesline, but Alice Harris counters it with a crucifix...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris chops Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris chops Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris executes a flying huracanrana on Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a palm blow...
Alice Harris executes a monkey flip on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega misses with a shoulderblock...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a shoulderblock...
Aqua Vega covers Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Aqua Vega goes for a high kick, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for a slingshot suplex, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega takes Alice Harris down with a sitdown faceslam...
Aqua Vega hits a bulldog on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Aqua Vega executes a legdrop on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with an eye gouge...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a sitdown faceslam...
Aqua Vega hits a high kick on Alice Harris...
The crowd is cheering on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega executes a bulldog on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with a shoulderblock...
Alice Harris nails Aqua Vega with a bulldog...
Alice Harris goes for a spinning heel kick, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a Russian legsweep...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a sitdown faceslam...
Aqua Vega goes for a hair pull takedown, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris chops Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris kicks Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Aqua Vega chops Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega kicks Alice Harris...
A small "Aqua Vega" chant is being started...
Alice Harris punches Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Aqua Vega chops Alice Harris...
Alice Harris kicks Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris goes for a flying huracanrana, but Aqua Vega counters it with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Vega whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
Alice Harris is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris goes for a DDT, but Aqua Vega counters it with a backdrop...
Aqua Vega goes for a side suplex, but Alice Harris counters it with spinning headscissors...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega goes for a butt-bump, but Alice Harris ducks out of the way...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes, but Aqua Vega reverses it...
Alice Harris goes for a jumping knee, but Aqua Vega side-steps and Alice Harris only hits air...
Aqua Vega goes for an airplane spin, but Alice Harris counters it with a facerake...
Alice Harris hits a jumping knee on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Alice Harris goes for a forearm smash, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega hits a Russian legsweep on Alice Harris...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega goes for a bodyslam, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega misses with an elbow...
Aqua Vega misses with an elbow...
Alice Harris misses with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega hits a slap on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a bodyslam...
Aqua Vega uses a side suplex on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a butt-bump...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a snap mare...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris executes spinning headscissors on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris covers Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a fallaway slam...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex...
Alice Harris executes an enzuigiri on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with an eye gouge...
Alice Harris punches Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris kicks Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris uses an enzuigiri on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes, but Aqua Vega reverses it...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a backdrop...
Aqua Vega uses a butt-bump on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega goes for a butt-bump, but Alice Harris ducks out of the way...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a rolling kick...
Alice Harris goes for a DDT, but Aqua Vega counters it with a backdrop...
Aqua Vega executes a stomp on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with an elbowdrop...
Aqua Vega takes Alice Harris down with a bodyslam...
Aqua Vega goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Alice Harris counters it with a side suplex...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a cartwheel splash...
Alice Harris throws Aqua Vega into the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris charges in with a cartwheel kick, but Aqua Vega lifts her leg...
Aqua Vega hits a bodyslam on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega covers Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Aqua Vega executes a clothesline on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega hits a Russian legsweep on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega executes a high kick on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Aqua Vega sends Alice Harris into the turnbuckle, but Alice Harris reverses it...
Aqua Vega comes back, but is met with a clothesline...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris nails Aqua Vega with a Huracanrana...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris throws Perry Crabtree into the ringpost...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree slowly gets up...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a backdrop...
Aqua Vega falls out of the ring...
Alice Harris rolls out under the bottom rope...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a flying huracanrana...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a snap mare...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Aqua Vega whips Alice Harris into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a hair pull takedown...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Aqua Vega hits a bodyslam on Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5...
Aqua Vega gets back into the ring...
Alice Harris follows her back in...
Aqua Vega executes the Leap & Bound on Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Aqua Vega locks Alice Harris in an airplane spin...
Alice Harris breaks the hold after 11 seconds...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a Russian legsweep...
Alice Harris goes for a forearm smash, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a kick...
Aqua Vega catches Alice Harris in a sleeperhold...
Alice Harris tries to escape the hold...
Alice Harris is struggling to reach the ropes...
Alice Harris makes it to the ropes after 19 seconds...
Aqua Vega throws Alice Harris into the turnbuckle...
Aqua Vega executes a butt-bump on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega goes for the Pendulum Swing, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris gets a choke against the ropes on Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree warns Alice Harris to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a gutwrench suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Alice Harris hits a jumping knee on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris gets a camel clutch on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Aqua Vega is inching her way towards the ropes...
Aqua Vega grabs the ropes after being locked up for 27 seconds...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Alice Harris counters it with a side suplex...
A fan at ringside badmouths Alice Harris...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a flying dropkick...
Alice Harris is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega nails Alice Harris with a butt-bump...
Aqua Vega hits a swinging neckbreaker on Alice Harris...
Aqua Vega takes Alice Harris down with a vertical suplex...
Aqua Vega whips Alice Harris into the ropes, but Alice Harris reverses it...
Aqua Vega misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris takes Aqua Vega down with a spinning heel kick...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes, but Aqua Vega reverses it...
Alice Harris executes a leg lariat on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris catches Aqua Vega in a choke against the ropes...
Perry Crabtree warns Alice Harris to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Alice Harris executes the White Girl Wasted on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Alice Harris goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Alice Harris whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits a chop on Aqua Vega...
Alice Harris uses a Huracanrana on Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Alice Harris goes for a forearm smash, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a high kick...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Alice Harris with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega executes the Leap & Bound on Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Aqua Vega goes for a Russian legsweep, but Alice Harris counters it with an elbowsmash...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a palm blow...
Alice Harris hits Aqua Vega with a jumping knee...
Alice Harris hits a bridging back suplex on Aqua Vega...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Numerous fans are using Alice Harris for target practice...
TM: Alice Harris is as yet undefeated here in the IXWA... Who can stop her?
JT: I’m not sure... Lady Fantasy and Kelly Kloss will go at it on the next show to see who is the #1 contender for the Bad Ass Babe Championship...
TM: That should be a good match...
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Winner: Alice Harris
Time of match: 0:16:40
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GEW OUTBREAK
TUESDAY, APRIL 12, 2016
7:00 PM EST Time
LIVE on the CW Network
HATTIE MCCOY vs "THE FIREBIRD" REBECCA HENDRIX
\\GEW WORLD TELEVISION TITLE MATCH//
"ARISTOCRATIC" ARCHIBALD SMYTHE vs WINDHAM BRODY (c)
SERAI DANIELA vs "THE TRILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS" ANGEL KASH
\\TRIPLE THREAT//
\\\GEW INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE #1 CONTENDER MATCH///
NICK TRIDENT vs JARED BLACK vs "THE 24 HOUR MAN" RIC BEAUTY
IAN MCAVOY vs ADAM GORDON
[Ringside Enforcer: Aro Guerrero...]
\\OUTBREAK MAIN EVENT//
JASON MICHAELS and THE HALO BROTHERS vs "PANDEMONIUM" BRIAN STYLES and THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS
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Backstage:
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[Roman Anderson, MISTER MAIN EVENT, is standing in front of the IXWA banner and he is not happy...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: For over a year I was the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... For over a year I was the best in the business...
[Roman bites his lip...]
But now it is Charlie Kline... He added his name to the list of champs...
Williams...
Frostbite...
And MISTER MAIN EVENT ROMAN ANDERSON!
[Roman mockingly claps...]
Good job Kline...
[Roman stops clapping at stares at his clasped hands...]
Kline you and I are going to meet again and I am going to win back MY title...
[Roman looks to the camera...]
You can put Styles in my way, you can put one of the GEW guys in my way... You can even put my friend Ric Beauty in my way...
But you cannot stop the inevitable... And that is I will be IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion again!
[Roman walks off...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Next up we have a match that we believe is happening for the first time ever... Roman Anderson Vs Damian Payne!
JT: I’ve been looking forward to this one since it was announced... Let’s get on with it... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The lights in the arena go out... "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners erupts over the PA of the arena...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 295 pounds... He is "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payyyyyynnnnnee!!!
[The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp... He has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard… Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back... He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
SJD: From Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion... He is - Roman Anderson!
["Spybreak" by the Propellorheads hits and Roman Anderson dances onto the stage, he is kinda rubbing himself a bit... He slides one hand down over the word DIG on his leg, then DEEP on his other leg, then he moves toward the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
"Mr. Main Event" Roman Anderson
Vs
"Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Roman Anderson punches Damian Payne...
The crowd is starting to get behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson chops Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a springboard armdrag...
Roman Anderson goes for a somersault legdrop, but Damian Payne rolls out of the way...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne catches Roman Anderson in a camel clutch...
Roman Anderson is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Roman Anderson is struggling to reach the ropes...
Roman Anderson manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 17 seconds...
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits a Huracanrana on Damian Payne...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with a standing moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson uses a series of kicks to the head on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with an elbow...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson goes for a backdrop driver, but Damian Payne counters it with a facerake...
Damian Payne uses a reverse DDT on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Damian Payne goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Roman Anderson flips over...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Damian Payne counters it with a jawbreaker...
Damian Payne executes a piledriver on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Damian Payne covers Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with an elbow...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Roman Anderson misses with a clothesline...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a roundhouse kick...
The crowd is really behind Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson goes for a Huracanrana, but Damian Payne counters it with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne goes for a dragon suplex, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Damian Payne on the turnbuckle, but
Damian Payne blocks it...
Roman Anderson kicks Damian Payne...
There are lots of chants for Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne kicks Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne further incites the crowd...
Roman Anderson chops Damian Payne...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson...
Roman Anderson chops Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson has the crowd going wild...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne...
The crowd is going crazy...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Damian Payne nails Roman Anderson with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a pumphandle suplex...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a full nelson faceslam...
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Roman Anderson and Damian Payne get hit with a double clothesline...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson hits a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson uses a spinning heel kick on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson hits a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson executes a flying spinning leg lariat on Damian Payne...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Damian Payne ducks out of the way...
Damian Payne executes a full nelson faceslam on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a sitout power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a fallaway slam...
The crowd is vociferously booing Damian Payne...
Damian Payne is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with a clothesline...
Damian Payne falls out of the ring...
Roman Anderson goes through the ropes...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a split legged moonsault...
Damian Payne is busted wide open...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a flying clothesline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Damian Payne uses a reverse DDT on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne clears the announcers' table...
Damian Payne sets up Roman Anderson on the announcers' table...
Damian Payne executes a pumphandle suplex through the table...
The table is broken in half...
Damian Payne nails Roman Anderson with a pumphandle suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Damian Payne goes for a piledriver, but Roman Anderson counters it with a backdrop...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Roman Anderson climbs back into the ring...
Damian Payne follows him back in...
Roman Anderson is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Roman Anderson goes for a frog splash, but Damian Payne rolls out of the way...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
TM: Anderson kicked out of the ChokeBomb!!!
JT: I saw! Wowzers! That’s gonna annoy Payne!
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne uses a flying clothesline on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Roman Anderson counters it with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with a Huracanrana...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne is being booed out of the building...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Roman Anderson counters it with a backdrop...
Roman Anderson uses a cartwheel splash on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a dropsault...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson hits a somersault legdrop on Damian Payne...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a springboard armdrag...
Roman Anderson covers Damian Payne...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a fallaway slam...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Damian Payne is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits a flying clothesline on Roman Anderson...
The crowd is vociferously booing Damian Payne...
Damian Payne nails Roman Anderson with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Roman Anderson hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Damian Payne...
The crowd is behind Roman Anderson all the way...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson hits a dropsault on Damian Payne...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson goes for a somersault legdrop, but Damian Payne rolls out of the way...
Damian Payne goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Roman Anderson counters it with a go-behind...
Roman Anderson hits Damian Payne with a crucifix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson goes for a spinning back suplex, but Damian Payne turns in mid-air and lands on him...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Roman Anderson blocks it...
Damian Payne is bleeding like a faucet...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the ropes...
Damian Payne executes a flying clothesline on Roman Anderson...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Damian Payne uses a sitout power bomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne hits a reverse DDT on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Roman Anderson springs to his feet...
Roman Anderson leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a spin kick...
Roman Anderson attempts to place Damian Payne on the turnbuckle, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Dana Riggelman removes the chair from the ring...
Roman Anderson runs into the ropes...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a flying forearm...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Roman Anderson hits spinning headscissors on Damian Payne...
The chants for Roman Anderson are deafening...
Roman Anderson executes a cradle piledriver on Damian Payne...
The crowd is giving Roman Anderson a standing ovation...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a standing moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Roman Anderson shoves down Dana Riggelman...
Roman Anderson knocks down Dana Riggelman...
Dana Riggelman is out cold...
Dana Riggelman gets up...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a springboard armdrag...
Roman Anderson goes for a handspring moonsault, but Damian Payne rolls out of the way...
Damian Payne gives the sign for the ChokeBomb...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Roman Anderson...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
JT: And again! That’s two ChokeBomb’s that Roman Anderson has kicked out of!
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne is being booed out of the building...
Damian Payne throws Roman Anderson out of the ring...
Roman Anderson hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Roman Anderson pulls himself back in...
Roman Anderson executes a series of kicks to the head on Damian Payne...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Roman Anderson throws Damian Payne out of the ring...
Roman Anderson goes outside...
Roman Anderson whips Damian Payne into the guardrail...
Roman Anderson nails Damian Payne with a backdrop driver...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Roman Anderson grabs a chair...
Roman Anderson takes the chair...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a moonsault with the chair...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Roman Anderson runs Damian Payne into the ringsteps...
Roman Anderson takes Damian Payne down with a standing moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Roman Anderson sets up the chair...
Roman Anderson goes for a DDT, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne knocks Roman Anderson into the ringsteps...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a flying clothesline...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Damian Payne executes a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne knocks Roman Anderson into the ringsteps...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Damian Payne uses a sitout power bomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Damian Payne runs Roman Anderson into the ringsteps...
Damian Payne nails Roman Anderson with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: 6...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a fallaway slam...
Damian Payne throws Roman Anderson back into the ring...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a clothesline...
Damian Payne misses with a kick...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne whips Roman Anderson into the ropes, but Roman Anderson reverses it...
Damian Payne hits a flying clothesline on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne takes Roman Anderson down with a running powerbomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne hits Roman Anderson with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Damian Payne uses a running powerbomb on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Damian Payne hits a dragon suplex on Roman Anderson...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Roman Anderson...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
JT: THREE!!!
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Roman Anderson counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The crowd erupts...
TM: Wow! Seriously wow! What a match...
JT: Roman Anderson kicked out of THREE ChokeBombs... I’ve never heard of anyone doing that before... Ever!
SJD: The winner of the match – Roman Anderson!
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Winner: Roman Anderson
Time of match: 0:15:52
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Backstage:
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[The 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty stands in front of the IXWA banner... Ric shakes his head...]
RIC BEAUTY: Survival of the Fittest was not a good night for Roman Anderson and I... Roman lost the Extreme Warrior Title to the lightweight Chucky Kline, and I fell short in my shot at winning the Survival of the Fittest tournament...
And the winner of that battle royal is my opponent tonight! Brian Styles...
[Ric snickers...]
RIC BEAUTY: He is big, and he is dumb... But that doesn't mean he isn't dangerous... So don't think I am not taking him seriously...
[Ric looks up...]
RIC BEAUTY: I am going to do what I have been doing here in IXWA for a long time now, winning... And it is time to take the word "former champion" off my business cards... Brian Styles I am smarter than you and I have a plan to take you down big man...
I have a plan to win gold again here in IXWA and it starts with the IXWA TV Title... Brian Styles goes down first...
Styles _goes_down_ first!
[FTB...]
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Ringside:
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TM: It’s now time for our main event and we’re going to find out who is going to face Mike Jamison on the next show for the IXWA Television Championship...
JT: I am ready for this... Two former Television Champions going at it to see who gets another chance at gold... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: It is now time for the main event of the evening... This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the opportunity to advance to a match for the IXWA Television Championship ... Introducing first...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen - weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... RIC BEAUTY!
[Ric smiles to himself and stands in the ring and stares daggers at the ring announcer...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
April 8, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***
Brian Styles Vs Ric Beauty
[IXWA Television Championship qualifying match -
two former Television champions go face to face
to see who faces Mike Jamison on the next show
for the IXWA Television Championship...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ric Beauty uses a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for an arm wringer, but Brian Styles counters it with a kneelift...
In turn, Ric Beauty counters it with a side step...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty catches Brian Styles in an abdominal stretch...
Brian Styles inches his way towards the ropes after 7 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a forearm smash, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with an armbar takedown...
Brian Styles is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Brian Styles goes for a half nelson suplex, but Ric Beauty counters it with an elbowsmash...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles executes a short clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Brian Styles counters it with a back suplex...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a vertical suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a backdrop driver...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ric Beauty goes for a sleeperhold, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles punches Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Brian Styles chops Ric Beauty...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Ric Beauty counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
Brian Styles throws Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty executes a belly-to-back suplex on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty and Brian Styles get hit with a double clothesline...
Ric Beauty goes for a snap suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a vertical suplex...
Brian Styles is starting to get under the crowd's skin...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a running clothesline...
Brian Styles goes for a stretch muffler, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty executes a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a double underhook suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a backdrop...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a belly-to-back suplex...
Brian Styles catches Ric Beauty in a kneelock submission...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Brian Styles lets go after 14 seconds...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a knifehand chop...
Brian Styles puts Ric Beauty in a stretch muffler...
Ric Beauty grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a low blow...
Brian Styles goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty hits an arm wringer on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Ric Beauty catches Brian Styles in a sleeperhold...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty goes for a kneebreaker, but Brian Styles counters it with an elbowsmash...
Brian Styles hits a belly-to-back suplex on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a forearm smash...
Ric Beauty goes for a European uppercut, but Brian Styles counters it with a backslide...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles uses a running clothesline on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles sets up Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles executes a belly-to-back superplex on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles hits a half nelson suplex on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a piledriver...
Brian Styles covers Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty puts Brian Styles in a leg grapevine...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a belly-to-back superplex...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty hits a piledriver on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a slingshot suplex...
Ric Beauty hits a kneebreaker on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty puts Brian Styles in an abdominal stretch...
Brian Styles gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Ric Beauty is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
Brian Styles goes for a kneedrop, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a release German suplex...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Ric Beauty misses with a kick...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with an elbow...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty executes a backdrop on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with an armdrag...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a forearm smash...
Ric Beauty uses a double underhook suplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Ric Beauty locks Brian Styles in a sleeperhold...
Brian Styles grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty uses a German suplex on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty locks Brian Styles in a figure-four leglock...
Scott Braski asks Brian Styles if he's had enough...
Brian Styles shakes his head...
Scott Braski asks Brian Styles if he's still there...
Brian Styles nods...
Brian Styles tries to fight the pain...
Brian Styles breaks the hold after 18 seconds...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a T-Bone Suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles catches Ric Beauty in the Kata hajime...
Ric Beauty is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ric Beauty inches his way towards the ropes after 10 seconds...
Brian Styles takes Ric Beauty down with a back suplex...
Brian Styles nails Ric Beauty with a snap suplex...
Brian Styles whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty chops Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a snap suplex...
Ric Beauty executes the Beauty Bomb on Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
TM: Wow! I thought Brian Styles had that one won...
JT: I have to say – so did I...
SJD: The winner of the match and going on to face Mike Jamison for the IXWA Television Championship on our ext show... Riiiiiiiiiiic Beauty!
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Winner: Ric Beauty
Time of match: 0:13:11
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Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[Mike Jamison strides out onto the stage area - points down at Ric Beauty and motions putting a championship belt around his waist...]
TM: That is happening on our next show...
JT: Absolutely right - I can't wai----
[The opening riffs of Nine Lashes's 'Anthem of the Lonely' are heard and the IXWA faithful boo the impending arrival of Amis Shelton... Usually Amis would emerge by spinning when the vocals would kick in, however this time he casually walks out from behind the curtain sporting a massive grin... He is dressed to compete and many would be glad to see that he's wearing his trademark trench coat... Instead of continuing down the ramp, Amis pauses and stands at the top of the ramp seemingly checking out what has happened ad seeing what he will be a part of on the next show...]
TM: We are right out of time!
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