IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - May 15, 2015
Memorial Sports Arena, Pico Rivera, CALIFOrnIA
[Spybreak erupts and your IXWA Extreme Warrior Champion steps onto the stage... Roman Anderson is not dressed for action, instead he is in a suit that you can never afford, so there is no reason to tell you about it! Just sit back and listen! Roman Anderson climbs into the ring and surveys the crowd...]
ROMAN ANDERSON: Why are you people here tonight? I am not on the show! What would make you want to dig deep in those poor empty pockets and pay money?
Do you think RJ Souza is gonna be here?
He is afraid of me, so he isn't gonna save this show...
Could it be the TV Title match?
[Roman snorts...]
Well let me tell you that my man Ric Beauty is going to regain HIS title from Chuckles Kline... So there isn't much drama there...
Could it be The O'Malleys?
[POP!]
Aha!
[Roman begins to pace around, snickering...]
So you people came here tonight to see a drunk and a loser? Marcus and Anthony! Look Marcus O'Malley will never be more than a glorified bodyguard in this business...
Marcus O'Malley equals Paul Blart Mall Cop...
And Anthony...
[Roman drips with contempt at the just having to say his name...]
Anthony O'Malley is not a reason to buy a ticket... You see, folks Ric Beauty really wants to put the hurt on Anthony...
And if Ric leaves anything, I will sweep it out of the IXWA...
[Roman stops pacing and looks into the crowd...]
I feel bad, without seeing ME, your IXWA Extreme Warrior in action, you wasted your money tonight!
[Roman drops the mic and walks off...]
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Anthony O’Malley floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Well – Roman Anderson has already been out here and he is not a happy guy about not being in a match tonight...
JT: I am quite sure that Neil Bonser will rectify that for the next show...
TM: You would hope so... Right now though – let’s get on with tonight’s show...
JT: Agreed... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first; already in the ring... Hailing from San Diego, CA and weighing in at 210 pounds... Rey Phantasmo
[Phantasmo just kinda stands in the ring, waiting...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air as the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
Rey Phantasmo Vs
"The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Akira Razor hits a snap suplex on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor takes Rey Phantasmo down with a slingshot suplex...
Akira Razor hits a double underhook suplex on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor uses a double leg takedown on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor whips Rey Phantasmo into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo hits an Asai moonsault bodyblock on Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo puts Akira Razor in a half Boston...
Akira Razor is struggling to reach the ropes...
Akira Razor manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 15 seconds...
Rey Phantasmo runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor gets a sleeperhold on Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo is struggling to reach the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo tries to fight the pain...
Rey Phantasmo submits after 22 seconds...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
TM: Well that match didn’t last as long as their last one did it?
JT: Nope... Probably about 70% of the match time...
TM: Thanks for that Professor!
JT: Meh!
SJD: The winner of the match – Akira Razor!
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Winner: "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
Time of match: 0:01:45
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Backstage:
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[Jessica O’Malley is seen walking through the backstage area at Memorial Sports Arena... She walks past the makeup tables and costume designer workstations, passing a friendly wave and hello to some of her friends that work in those respective areas... She stops at catering where she grabs a Styrofoam cup and proceeds to pour herself a cup of coffee... One of Jessica’s friends who works in catering, named Regina, walks up to her...]
REGINA: Big night tonight for your husband and brother-in-law... Are they ready?
[Jessica flashes a nervous but excited grin at Regina as she reaches for the sugar container and slowly starts adding it to her cup...]
JESSICA: I certainly hope so... With all this stuff going on between them and Ric and Roman, I just hope that they don’t take out their hostilities towards Mason and Stephen... Save it for June for those two idiots that really deserve it...
[Jessica places the sugar container back and reaches for two creamers and a spoon...]
REGINA: Yeah... Speaking of Ric, I just don’t know what’s---
[Something in the corner of Regina’s left eye catches her attention... Immediately, she shuts up and scurries off camera... Jessica empties the creamers into her coffee and turns to walk back towards the O’Malleys locker room area when she nearly bumps into of all people, Val Beauty...]
[Val Beauty is wearing REALLY big sunglasses that nearly cover her whole face and when she sees Jessica she turns away...]
JESSICA: [looking at Val with a puzzled but concerned look...] Hey Val...
VAL: [never looking up and talking very softly...] Hey... Things going well with you?
[Jessica nods her head slowly, all the while locking her focus in on Val’s face...]
JESSICA: I don’t mean to be rude here but those sunglasses are about three times as big as your eyes... And we’re indoors... Did you have some sort of Lasik surgery or something?
VAL BEAUTY: [looking around and we can hear a nervous rattle in her voice...] Yeah, well no... I have wanted to get some Lasik done but no, this is... Umm, you know me... Slipped coming down the stairs at the hotel last night...
[Jessica just stands there, obviously not buying the excuse... She takes a sip of her coffee cup, places it down on the table and removes the glasses off of Val’s face... The second Val’s face is exposed, Jessica’s eyes widen, her lower jaw drops and she lets out a loud gasp as Val nervously tries to hush Jessica...]
JESSICA: Oh my God! Did Ric do this???
[Val has a black right eye and some scrapes and scratches all over her face, she begins to tremble and tears streak her face...]
VAL BEAUTY: It’s just been a really stressful time for him, I mean all the --
[As Val is visibly shaken, Jessica’s female intuition kicks in and she embraces Val in a hug...]
JESSICA: That creep! How dare he lay a hand on you - for any reason!!! I have a mind to track his Banana Boat butt down and give him a piece of my mind!!
VAL BEAUTY: No no! He just lost the TV title, and the past is coming back at him, all the mistakes he... We... We made... It was just all in his face and he, time he just needs time and I just need someone to watch over me until then...
JESSICA: I don’t know... I don’t even know if Anthony wants you around him anymore after how bad the two of you ended... He’s still hurting a bit from that... Maybe we should go to the cops with this...
VAL BEAUTY: [slowly building to a hysterical cry...] No cops! Please no cops... I mean there are things that, you know, we just can’t have that after that other time... I just... When I don’t see it—I – bla-
JESSICA: [nodding her head emphatically...] Okay... No cops... I can’t guarantee you anything but I’ll talk to Marcus about it... But heaven help Ric if I see him, though... I’ll kick him so hard in his groin that his ancestors on the Mayflower will feel it!
VAL BEAUTY: [taking those deep breathes to stop crying...] Thank you, thank you so much... I owe you so much Jessica...
[fade...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Honestly! I don’t know what to say about what we just saw...
JT: Um – yeah... Pretty awkward considering the match we have next...
TM: Huh?
JT: The women’s match...
TM: Ah!
JT: Yup – over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first; already in the ring... Hailing from The Darkside of Tokyo, Japan and weighing in at 135 pounds... "The Queen of the Damned" Devil Tokyo
[Tokyo stands impassively in the ring...]
SJD: Her opponent...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion...This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet... She hands her championship belt to the referee...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
Non-title match:
"The Queen of the Damned" Devil Tokyo
Vs
"Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Devil Tokyo...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo punches Olivia Ogilvie...
Devil Tokyo punches Olivia Ogilvie...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo hits Olivia Ogilvie...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie punches Devil Tokyo...
A portion of the crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Devil Tokyo with a vertical suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Devil Tokyo with a thrust kick to the head...
Olivia Ogilvie is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a swinging neckbreaker on Devil Tokyo...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a uranage spinebuster on Devil Tokyo...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Olivia Ogilvie hits an elbowdrop on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a hair pull on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a spear on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a single arm DDT, but Devil Tokyo throws her off...
Devil Tokyo nails Olivia Ogilvie with a fisherman buster...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo goes for a piledriver, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a backdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a thrust kick to the head on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Devil Tokyo out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie rolls out under the bottom rope...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a side suplex on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Devil Tokyo into the guardrail...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a snap mare, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Devil Tokyo runs Olivia Ogilvie into the ringsteps...
Devil Tokyo is handed the ring bell...
Devil Tokyo hits her with the ring bell...
A portion of the crowd is booing Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a back suplex...
Devil Tokyo hits a jumping clothesline on Olivia Ogilvie...
Devil Tokyo goes for an armbreaker, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a facerake...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Devil Tokyo with a scoop slam...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Olivia Ogilvie reenters the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Devil Tokyo is counted out...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Olivia Ogilvie...
TM: I guess Devil Tokyo had the wind knocked out of her... That’s why she was unable to return to the ring...
JT: Could well be... As I am not sure that’s how the champion wanted the match to go down...
SJD: The winner of the match... Olivia Ogilvie!
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Winner: "Double 00 Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
Time of match: 0:03:04
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Backstage:
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[Backstage in the O’Malley Brothers locker room area, we find Anthony O’Malley in his wrestling attire... Seated in a metal folding chair, he leans over in his chair somewhat, slowly but methodically rubbing his hands as he stares blankly into the white painted brick wall... Off camera, we see the silhouette of a door opening and a figure walking into the room... Anthony doesn’t even turn his head to see who it is, choosing to keep his focus squarely on the wall...]
AO: So help me God... I’m going to kill him...
[The figure that walked into the dressing room is none other than Anthony’s brother, Marcus... Decked out in his wrestling gear, Marcus stops dead in his tracks after hearing Anthony’s comment... He looks around the room for mere moment before releasing what sounds like a frustrated exhale... Marcus takes a seat next to his brother on a wooden bench and leans back against an adjacent wall... Marcus looks at his little brother before closing his eyes and slowly shaking his head...]
MO: Aye... Sounds like Jess’ca told ye a-boot Val... Quest’on is did she tell ye b’fore or aft’r I told her not ta say a word ta ye?
AO: It’s just not right, Marcus... No man should EVER lay a finger on a woman for any reason... You and I wanted to make this between us and them strictly business... We wanted their attention... Ric said we had it and then has the nerve to do this??? Oh, he’s got my attention all right... He’s just pole vaulted this thing from business now to personal! I could care less right now if Roman chooses to get his hands dirty with all this or not... If he chooses to affiliate himself with a wife beater, then he’s lower than sewer scum... Mark my words, Marcus……if it’s the last thing I ever do here in IXWA, I will personally drive a stake through the 24-Hour Man’s heart...
[Marcus leans forward a bit, looks at Anthony and lightly chuckles...]
MO: Unbeliev’ble... Ye still love ‘er...
[Anthony scoffs at the thought of it...]
MO: Ye do!! Aft’r all tha things she put ye through aft’r she went runnin’ back ta Ric…...an’ ye still can’t seem ta let go o’ her... If ye’ll rememb’r, she’s tha reas’n why ye wound up leavin’ Vegas an’ quittin’ tha bus’ness, rememb’r? If ye still didn’t love ‘er, ye wouldn’t be near as piss’d as ye are now, an’ there’s nothin’ wrong with feelin’ that way fer som’one ye care deeply fer...
[Anthony shakes his head in denial, as his left hand seems to rub the middle of his left cheek as he wipes something on his trunks...]
MO: But I ain’t gonna lie ta ye…... I’m smellin’ somethin’ awful fishy a-boot all this, though... I’m not sayin’ that Val’s lyin’ an’ I’m not sayin’ that Ric’s not capabl’ o’ doin’ somethin’ like this... Howev’r, I do think there’s somethin’ not right... Unfort’nat’ly, Jess’ca asked me if we’d keep an eye on her an’ I relucta’tly agreed ta do it...
[Anthony slowly nods his head in agreement...]
MO: Just promise me ye won’t get suck’d in by ‘er ag’in... The way Jess’ca talk’d, it seem’d Val was a’most too eag’r ta ask us fer her ‘elp... I just don’t want ye ta get hurt by ‘er again... Ye know what tha ol’ sayin’ is: Keep ye friends close an’ ye en’mies clos’r... Until Val can prove ta us that what she’s sayin’ is 100% Gosp’l, it’d be in ye best int’rest ta p’otect ‘er from a dist’nce...
AO: [nods...] I promise...
[Marcus nods his head and pats Anthony on the right shoulder...]
MO: A’ight... We got a big match t’night with ta Mas’n Dix’n Line... If we can beat ‘em, maybe ol’ Bons’r or Pa’ne will grant us a shot at their Tag Team Titl’s... What do ye say, eh?
[Anthony finally looks up from the wall and towards Marcus’s direction...]
AO: I say we go out there and show them what tag team wrestling is all about!
[A grin quickly grows on Marcus’s face as he chuckles somewhat gruffly...]
MO: That’s what I’m talkin’ a-boot! I’m gonna go find Jess’ca an’ head t’wards tha entr’nce... See ye in a bit...
[Anthony nods as Marcus stands up and playfully massages Anthony’s neck... As the door closes behind Marcus, Anthony stands up and looks at the door and places his hands on his hips...]
AO: Sorry Bub but there’s also another familiar saying: One is very crazy when still in love...
[Anthony exhales in a somber tone before walking away off camera...]
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
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Ringside:
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JT: Do you honestly think Marcus O’Malley is going to be concentrating on his match tonight when he has Val Beauty to think about?
TM: I’m really not sure... And I don’t know whether Anthony will be able to go up against the tag team champions on his own...
JT: Time will tell... Up next though – Seth Bronwnen is in action... In his last outing he defeated the owner of the company... Let’s see how he gets on tonight... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first from Hollywood, California and weighing in at 250 pounds... "The Horror Show" Max Crash...
[Max Crash bounces off the ropes in preparation for the match...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach thunderously blasts throughout the arena as the lights are cut off... A white spotlight shines onto a 6 foot 10 inch, 300 pound red-eyed giant known as “Lucifer’s Retort” Seth Bronwen, walking with a purpose to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction... Seth wears a black leather top over a metal breast plate... The two are attached... This leather covering is fashioned into what looks like a leather breast plate... It attaches at the shoulders with medium sized, gold buttons... On the chest of this leather top are golden symbols... Also, on the rib cage are six medium sized, gold buttons... Seth removes this gear upon his entrance into the ring... Then, in a second piece - A leather waist-line with gold, medium size buttons going around the entire waist line is attached to six six-inch leather loops, some-what diamond-shaped where the bottoms end right at the knees... These loops are in front and back of Seth’s lower-body... He is barefoot... Also, balled around his left hand is a portion of the Log Chain he’s dragging to the ring as another half of the chain slithers about three feet behind him... In his right hand is a tattered, beat-up teddy bear that he hold onto with a tight grip...]
SJD: From National, Florida and weighing in at 300 pounds... "Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[As Seth gets to ring-side, he sets the log chain in the near-aisle-left-turnbuckle corner of the ring... He then sets his teddy bear near the ring steps... As he removes his leather top and breast-plate and places it near the ring steps the camera focuses in on the teddy bear as the referee kicks the chain to the outside mat and we notice the life-like red eyes in the teddy bear, almost looking as if it’s alive...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
"The Horror Show" Max Crash
Vs
"Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with a spear...
Seth Bronwen is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen uses an atomic drop on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for a release German suplex, but Max Crash counters it with an elbowsmash...
Max Crash takes Seth Bronwen down with a clothesline...
Max Crash works the crowd...
Max Crash is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Max Crash goes for a power bomb, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Max Crash goes for a bulldog, but Seth Bronwen counters it with
an achilles tendon hold...
Max Crash gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a piledriver...
Seth Bronwen is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a sitdown chokelift powerbomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with an STO...
Seth Bronwen hits a flying clothesline on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for a snap suplex, but Max Crash counters it with a vertical suplex...
In turn, Seth Bronwen counters it with a jab...
Seth Bronwen hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen hits an inverted atomic drop on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for a half nelson suplex, but Max Crash counters it with a backward kick...
Max Crash uses a power bomb on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a backdrop...
Max Crash hits a power bomb on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash executes a splash on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash works the crowd...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Max Crash...
Max Crash throws Seth Bronwen into the turnbuckle...
Seth Bronwen comes back, but is met with an elbow...
Max Crash uses a power bomb on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash goes for a power bomb, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a backdrop...
In turn, Max Crash counters it with a sunset flip...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a low blow...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a backdrop...
Max Crash executes a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash goes for a splash, but Seth Bronwen rolls out of the way...
Seth Bronwen hits a double underhook DDT on Max Crash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a vertical suplex...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with a backbreaker...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a spear...
Seth Bronwen is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Max Crash counters it with an elbowsmash...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen uses a back heel kick on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for a sidewalk slam, but Max Crash counters it with a DDT...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Max Crash...
Max Crash goes for a snap suplex, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a DDT...
Seth Bronwen acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Seth Bronwen sets up Max Crash on the turnbuckle...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a belly-to-belly superplex...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a double underhook DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a shoulderblock...
Seth Bronwen attempts to place Max Crash on the turnbuckle, but Max Crash blocks it...
Seth Bronwen chops Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash kicks Seth Bronwen...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a bulldog...
Max Crash executes a low blow on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a vertical suplex...
Max Crash kicks Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Max Crash hits a bulldog on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash goes for a snap suplex, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen goes for a DDT, but Max Crash blocks it...
Max Crash uses a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash goes for a clothesline, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Seth Bronwen acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with an armbar takedown...
Seth Bronwen uses a dragon screw on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen uses a forearm to the back on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for an atomic drop, but Max Crash blocks it...
Max Crash runs into the ropes...
Max Crash goes for a lariat, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Max Crash covers Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash works the crowd...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Max Crash executes a low blow on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash runs into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a clothesline...
Max Crash goes for a backdrop, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen uses an inverted atomic drop on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for an atomic drop, but Max Crash counters it with an elbowsmash...
Max Crash uses a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a kick...
Seth Bronwen throws Max Crash out of the ring...
Seth Bronwen rolls out under the bottom rope...
Seth Bronwen shoves Max Crash into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Seth Bronwen throws Max Crash into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Seth Bronwen goes for a kneelift, but Max Crash side-steps and Seth Bronwen crashes to the canvas...
Max Crash is handed the ring bell...
Max Crash hits him with the ring bell...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Max Crash gets back into the ring...
Seth Bronwen follows him back in...
Seth Bronwen brings the the ring bell into the ring...
Max Crash covers Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Max Crash goes for a clothesline, but Seth Bronwen ducks out of the way...
Seth Bronwen whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Max Crash hits a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Max Crash hits a lariat on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a vertical suplex...
Max Crash throws Seth Bronwen into the turnbuckle...
Max Crash hits him with the ring bell...
Max Crash goes for a punch, but Seth Bronwen counters it with an armbreaker...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a bulldog...
The crowd is wildly cheering Max Crash with only a few scattered boos audible...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a series of punches...
Max Crash throws Seth Bronwen out of the ring...
Max Crash goes outside...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a clothesline...
Max Crash is handed a baseball bat...
Max Crash hits him with the baseball bat...
The crowd is wildly cheering Max Crash with only a few scattered boos audible...
Max Crash goes for a snap suplex, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen climbs back into the ring...
Max Crash rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Max Crash brings the the baseball bat into the ring...
Max Crash punches Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen punches Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Seth Bronwen kicks Max Crash...
Max Crash chops Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Max Crash punches Seth Bronwen...
The crowd is wildly cheering Max Crash with only a few scattered boos audible...
Max Crash hits him with the baseball bat...
Max Crash executes the X-Crash on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Max Crash goes for a bulldog, but Seth Bronwen throws him off...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a release German suplex...
Seth Bronwen is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Seth Bronwen goes for a stretch muffler, but Max Crash blocks it...
Max Crash hits a lariat on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash uses a punch on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a backdrop...
Max Crash is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Max Crash hits him with a baseball bat...
Seth Bronwen has been cut open...
Max Crash goes for a splash, but Seth Bronwen rolls out of the way...
Seth Bronwen is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Seth Bronwen covers Max Crash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen goes for a backdrop, but Max Crash blocks it...
Max Crash goes for a punch, but Seth Bronwen reverses it...
Seth Bronwen goes for a kneelift, but Max Crash side-steps and Seth Bronwen crashes to the canvas...
Max Crash hits him with the baseball bat...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a bulldog...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a clothesline...
Max Crash uses a vertical suplex on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash takes Seth Bronwen down with a low blow...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a series of punches...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen goes for a spear, but Max Crash side-steps and Seth Bronwen crashes to the canvas...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes, but Seth Bronwen reverses it...
Max Crash misses with an elbow...
Seth Bronwen executes a kick to the knee on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with a knifehand chop...
Seth Bronwen hits a gutwrench suplex on Max Crash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Seth Bronwen goes for a release German suplex, but Max Crash counters it with a backward kick...
Max Crash chokes him with a baseball bat...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a series of punches...
Max Crash covers Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Max Crash executes a series of punches on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash runs into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with an elbow...
Max Crash executes a splash on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Max Crash takes Seth Bronwen down with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Max Crash hits Dana Riggelman with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman is out cold...
Dana Riggelman shakes off the pain...
Dana Riggelman disqualifies Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
TM: Well that was a little bit weird...
JT: Yeah – even Seth Bronwen looks confused by what just happened...
TM: After what’s being rumoured about Ric and Val Beauty – I’m sure we don’t need to see things like that...
JT: Hey – Dana knew what she was going to be doing when she signed her contract... Max Crash wasn’t happy that Bronwnen kicked out and he clearly believes that Dana Riggelman counted slowly... Or something...
SJD: The winner of the – by way of a disqualification – Seeeeeth Bronwnen...
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Winner: "Lucifer’s Retort" Seth Bronwen (by DQ)
Time of match: 0:15:31
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["Big" by Diamond Rio begins to play throughout the arena as various colors of lights flash... The reigning IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon walk out on stage... With both men decked out in their wrestling gear, Dixon stands at the top of the ramp looking out from underneath his hoodie, as his Tag Team title peeks out from the bottom of his hoodie... Stephen looks determined and focused as Phillips stands there next to him, smiling at the fans and hoisting his Tag Team Title high in the air... Mason leans over and says something to Dixon as Stephen slightly smiles and nods...]
[As the piano solo begins, both men begin walking down the aisle... Dixon walks pasts the extended hands wanting high fives but Phillips obliges the fans with high fives... With about 30 seconds left in the song, both men climb in the ring and Dixon lowers the hood from his hoodie... When the song ends, both men start pacing around the ring as the fans begin to cheer...]
MP: What’s up Pica Rivera???
[The fans pop loudly at the hometown shout out as Mason grins...]
MP: Stephen and I decided to come out tonight before our match for two reasons... The first reason is to give Mandy and Kimberly the night off from us...
[The crowd slightly chuckles at Mason’s desperate attempt at a joke...]
MP: And the second reason is Stephen and I have an announcement to make... These past few weeks have given Stephen and I quite a lot to think about... Against all odds and against all doubters and naysayers, Stephen and I proved we are the best team in this company... Better than the Posse and definitely better than Ric Beauty and Roman Anderson... Two weeks ago, we went against the top two men the IXWA has to offer in the Extreme Warrior and the former TV Champion... And when it was all said and done, it was us that had our hands raised in victory... So as far as we are concerned, the best wrestlers that the IXWA have to offer are standing right here!
[The fans pop in agreement...]
SD: And leads us to our announcement... The Quest for the Best Battle Royal in June... It’s the kind of match that you can’t have just anybody participate in... This is a type of match where you need the best of the best involved in... And seeing how Mason and I proved we are the two best wrestlers in this company, it’s only fair that we announce that we are the first two entrants in the Rumble match...
[The fans pop in excitement over the announcement as Mason looks on grinning and nodding...]
SD: It doesn’t matter if there are 10 people, 30 people or 200 people entered into it... The end result will be the same - all those men will have to enter that ring and dispose of the two of us if they want to win... Many will attempt to do just that and they will all come short of their goal and fail... It doesn’t matter if it’s Mason or I; you’re looking at the winner of the Quest for the Best battle royal... As far as the O’Malleys are concerned, they may have been one of the best tag teams in the business a few years ago but they’re not the best team in IXWA... Mason and I have the belts to prove that... If they think they’ll be able to just waltz in here and knock us off the top of the mountain, they’re in for a rude awakening... But enough talk - come on down here boys and Cross The Line!
[Before the O’Malley’s get the chance to come out to the ring... The XtremeTron flickers into life...]
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On the screen:
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[Somewhere deep in the backstage area, in a corner we find Ric Beauty sitting in a fetal position against a wall... He looks like he hasn't showered in a while, he notices the camera...]
RIC BEAUTY: Are you here to get some thoughts before tonight? Or do you want to know about my personal life?
[Ric looks down at his fist...]
RIC BEAUTY: Suffering... Tonight the suffering begins... Tonight those who have hurt me pay... Tonight Charlie Kline pays for taking my title... And Styles and Archie will pay for simply getting in the ring with me...
Charlie Kline, tonight you are going to give me that title, because during the match you are going to realize that what I am going to do to you is not worth the title... Remember last time Charlie? Piledriver after piledriver, that was just the start...
[Ric stands up, still looking at his fist...]
RIC BEAUTY: But it is Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley who will suffer most... Maybe not tonight, but what will happen to Archie, or Brian Styles or Charlie Kline will be grade school compared to the full education in pain I am preparing for the two of you... This night the suffering begins, and before it ends all of the IXWA will suffer...
[Ric shoves the cameraman away...]
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Backstage:
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[The O’Malley brothers can be seen backstage, right near the gorilla position watching a monitor... Jessica O’Malley tuts in disgust...]
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first – already in the ring... At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[Phillips and Dixon are seen stretching against the ropes as they prepare...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[That familiar beginning guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have a Drink on Me” begins blaring throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
Oh, Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the tip
We'll get hell to pay
[The O’Malley Brothers, along with Jessica Jennings-O’Malley, walk out from behind the curtain and onto the stage... Marcus is wearing a pair of blue jeans with holes ripped in the knees, black tennis shoes and an authentic NY Yankees Derek Jeter #2 home pinstriped jersey... Anthony is wearing a pair of faded blue jeans, red tennis shoes, a vintage Nolan Ryan #30 NY Mets home jersey and a backwards Mets baseball cap... His curly red locks stick out under the side of his baseball cap... Jessica is wearing a pair of blue jeans, an IXWA-trademarked O’Malley Brothers T-Shirt and a blue jean jacket...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Come on
[Marcus and Anthony look throughout the crowd with grins on their collective faces... Marcus raises his right arm in the air as Anthony looks in the camera and says something that we can’t make out...]
I’m Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
[The trio walks down the aisle, emphatically high-fiving the fans down the aisle...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Get stoned
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
[The brothers get to ringside... Marcus climbs under the bottom rope while Anthony hops over the top rope... They get on opposite sides of the ring to pose for the fans...]
Oooh
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise
[Both brothers meet in the center of the ring and slowly soak in all the cheers from their faithful fans...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink oooooooon me
[Anthony looks throughout the crowd with a look of deep thought and determination...]
TM: As of right now – these two teams are both undefeated here in the IXWA... All that could change in a matter of minutes...
JT: Certainly could... Either The O’Malleys get themselves a championship match or the champs remain undefeated...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
Non-title match:
The O'Malley Brothers Vs The Mason-Dixon Line
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Anthony O'Malley executes a superkick on Mason Phillips...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a tiger suplex, but Mason Phillips counters it with a backward kick...
Mason Phillips goes for a shoulderblock, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a running elbow smash...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a monkey flip, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Mason Phillips hits Anthony O'Malley with a bodyslam...
Mason Phillips puts Anthony O'Malley in a bearhug...
Anthony O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips hit Anthony O'Malley with a double bodyslam...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips hit Anthony O'Malley with a double bodyslam...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double elbowsmash...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a back suplex, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a bulldog...
In turn, Anthony O'Malley counters it with a back suplex...
Marcus O'Malley climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Stephen Dixon nails him in the stomach...
Marcus O'Malley falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon takes Marcus O'Malley down with a belly-to-belly superplex...
Stephen Dixon is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon goes for belly to belly suplex, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Stephen Dixon with a double bodyslam...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon executes a German suplex on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon uses a hiptoss on Marcus O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Mason Phillips misses with a shoulderblock...
Mason Phillips hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Mason Phillips goes for a bulldog, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with the torture rack...
Mason Phillips tries to escape the hold...
Mason Phillips tries to fight the pain...
Mason Phillips is writhing in pain...
Perry Crabtree asks Mason Phillips if he's still there...
Mason Phillips nods...
Mason Phillips tries to fight the pain...
Marcus O'Malley lets go after 33 seconds...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a butterfly suplex, but Mason Phillips counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle...
Mason Phillips puts Marcus O'Malley in a dragon sleeper...
Marcus O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring and lays out Mason Phillips...
Anthony O'Malley has the crowd going wild...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
They hit Stephen Dixon with a double fist to the midsection...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a big boot...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley hits a series of punches on Stephen Dixon...
The crowd erupts...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a head and arm suplex, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley takes Stephen Dixon down with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley catches Stephen Dixon in a side headlock...
Stephen Dixon breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Stephen Dixon whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes, but Anthony O'Malley reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley executes a swinging neckbreaker on Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley and Stephen Dixon get hit with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a punch...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a facerake...
Anthony O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley executes a swinging neckbreaker on Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley and Stephen Dixon get hit with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a punch...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a facerake...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley takes Stephen Dixon down with a flying fistdrop...
Anthony O'Malley executes a German suplex on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits a clothesline on Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits a spinning heel kick on Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley hits a vertical suplex on Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits an enzuigiri on Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley takes Stephen Dixon down with a vertical suplex...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the turnbuckle, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon uses a chop on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon nails Anthony O'Malley with a chop...
Stephen Dixon takes Anthony O'Malley down with a running knee lift...
Stephen Dixon catches Anthony O'Malley in an abdominal stretch...
Anthony O'Malley tries to escape the hold...
Anthony O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Stephen Dixon uses a drop toe hold on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon hits a back suplex on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon uses a gutwrench powerbomb on Anthony O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon takes Anthony O'Malley down with a head and arm suplex...
Stephen Dixon uses an overhead belly to belly suplex on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon whips Anthony O'Malley into the turnbuckle...
Stephen Dixon nails Anthony O'Malley with a chop...
Stephen Dixon executes a chop on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon hits Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is going crazy...
Stephen Dixon kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon chops Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon rolls out under the bottom rope...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Stephen Dixon knocks Anthony O'Malley into the ringsteps...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Stephen Dixon goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Anthony O'Malley gets back into the ring...
Stephen Dixon rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Anthony O'Malley takes Stephen Dixon down with a dropkick...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon misses with a shoulderblock...
Stephen Dixon misses with a kick...
Stephen Dixon hits Anthony O'Malley with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a punch...
Stephen Dixon chops Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is cheering on Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon chops Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley punches Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is behind Anthony O'Malley all the way...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is behind Anthony O'Malley all the way...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit Stephen Dixon with a double flying axhandle...
Mason Phillips gets back up and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley throws Stephen Dixon out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley jumps onto him with a plancha...
Anthony O'Malley shoves Stephen Dixon into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Anthony O'Malley reenters the ring...
Stephen Dixon climbs back into the ring...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with a clothesline...
Stephen Dixon uses a running knee lift on Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is really behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon goes for a dragon suplex, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Stephen Dixon with a double backdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Stephen Dixon uses a double underhook suplex on Marcus O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon hits Marcus O'Malley with a neckbreaker drop...
There are lots of chants for Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon sends Marcus O'Malley into the turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Marcus O'Malley runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Stephen Dixon lifts his knee...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a DDT...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon hits an armdrag on Marcus O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring and throws Stephen Dixon out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Mason Phillips with a double backdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but Mason Phillips counters it with a fist to the midsection...
Mason Phillips goes for a bodyslam, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a facerake...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Mason Phillips reverses it...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double fist to the midsection...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Mason Phillips comes back and rocks Marcus O'Malley with a kick to the midsection...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double fist to the midsection...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring and lays out Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley executes a clothesline on Mason Phillips...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but Mason Phillips counters it with a punch...
Stephen Dixon takes Marcus O'Malley down with a drop toe hold...
Mason Phillips catches Marcus O'Malley in a full nelson...
Marcus O'Malley reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips takes Marcus O'Malley down with a Death Valley Driver...
Mason Phillips hits a legdrop on Marcus O'Malley...
Mason Phillips goes for a pumphandle slam, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits a kick to the midsection on Mason Phillips...
Marcus O'Malley sends Mason Phillips into the turnbuckle, but Mason Phillips reverses it...
Mason Phillips nails Marcus O'Malley with a running lariat...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Mason Phillips hits a running clothesline on Marcus O'Malley...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Mason Phillips with a shoulderblock...
Marcus O'Malley hits a flying axhandle on Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Mason Phillips uses a bodyslam on Marcus O'Malley...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon executes a forearm smash on Marcus O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a hiptoss...
Stephen Dixon attempts to place Marcus O'Malley on the turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Stephen Dixon goes for a German suplex, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a backward kick...
Marcus O'Malley chops Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is behind Marcus O'Malley all the way...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon nails Anthony O'Malley with a belly-to-back suplex...
Stephen Dixon goes for a Boston crab, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon executes a sidewalk slam on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon hits Anthony O'Malley with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Stephen Dixon nails Anthony O'Malley with a forearm smash...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with a clothesline...
Stephen Dixon takes Anthony O'Malley down with a running knee lift...
Mason Phillips enters the ring...
Mason Phillips nails Anthony O'Malley with a running lariat...
Stephen Dixon executes a running clothesline and goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
There are lots of chants for Stephen Dixon...
SJD: The winners of the match – The Mason-Dixon Line!
TM: See – now that was a hell of a match...
JT: Got to agree with you there... That’s why I LOVE tag team wrestling...
The winners are... Time of match: 0:16:43
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Winners: The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:16:43
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens inside the IXWA Locker Room area... IXWA Television and Survival of the Fittest Champion “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline sits in a chair... His is in his wrestling tights and boots and his head hangs down... His newly won IXWA Television Title is affixed around his waist... “Golden Goddess” Gina Gordon massages the neck of Kline... She too is already in wrestling gear and she balance the Survival of the Fottest Title over her shoulder... Intermixed between the several of the compressions on his neck, Kline grunts audibly... She stops and kisses his neck after each one...]
GG: [Wincing...] I am sorry babe...
[Kline shakes his head still hung down...]
CK: No Gina, it’s good...
[Gordon smiles...]
GG: I love the pet names but when you call me by my actual name… I love it more...
[She leans in and kisses Kline passionately on the mouth... She lifts his chin and wipes the lipstick away... She notices the camera and steps back... Kline rises up from the chair and Gina slides it out of the way... She steps forward and drapes the Survival of the Fittest Title off of her shoulder onto his... She smirks and pats it twice... Gordon steps up next to him and leans on his free shoulder... Kline smirks as the camera closes...]
CK: Ric Beauty... A distracted man... A man on the edge... A man who had the audacity to use me to try and send a message to someone else... Well Beauty I have a message for you...
[Kline points at the IXWA Television title and smiles...]
CK: Beauty I get it... You can’t keep your woman satisfied, you got humiliated by me in losing your title and you realized that in the grand scheme of things, you will NEVER be the Champion that Charlie Kline is... So you take your cheap shot, did your best to hurt me, all in hopes that I would just go away... I’m still standing though Ric... I still have your belt... I still have THE FINEST Woman in IXWA by my side and I am still better than you…
[Kline looks at Gordon who blushes, coyly smiles and nods...]
CK: In every single way...
[Kline cocks his head side to side... It audibly cracks, Gordon winces and breathes in through her teeth...]
GG: Are you sure the Doc cleared you for this match hun?
CK: He said I am good to go... Beauty, Smythe and Styles! You get to be victims one, two and three of what will soon be; THE MOST DOMINANT IXWA TV TITLE RUN OF 2015! If you take into account the Survival of the Fittest match, I have wins over all of you already this year... This title is resting exactly where it belongs... Why has it been passed around like a hot potato? BECAUSE I HAVEN’T HAD A CHANCE TO HOLD IT YET! Consider this cemented around my waist boys... This belt isn’t going anywhere until I am ready to cash in the Survival of the Fittest Belt and go for the Extreme Warrior Title... This title was custom made for Charlie Kline... Who else in the IXWA belongs in front of the camera week after week? Charlie Kline was born for this role and I will be damned if I am going to let any of you three clowns cut my time short... This is our time…
[Kline motions to Gordon and himself...]
GG: Yeah!
[Kline Smiles...]
CK: This is our reign…
[Gordon Smiles...]
GG: Preach it babe!
CK: This is IXWA’s NEW Power Couple... Fans I won’t promise you will like me but I promise you THE RIDE OF A [BLEEP...]ing LIFETIME AS LONG AS I AM HOLDING THIS BELT! Get ready for excitement... Get ready for fun... Get to hear it over and over again...
[Gina steps up and motions to Kline...]
GG: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner and STILL IXWA TELEVISION CHAMPION… “HOT COMMODITY” CHARLIE KLINE!!!!!
[Fade to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We have one match left before our main event...
JT: And that match is going to take place right now... Over to you, Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... Fighting out of Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 278 pounds... Tom Malice!!!
[He stands motionless in the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks in over the PA system and the fans look towards the entrance way as Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw makes his way through the curtain...]
SJD: From Tampa, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds...
[Crenshaw stands for a moment, looking at the crowd menacingly, before slowly walking towards the ring... As he reaches the ringside area, he squats down at the ring steps, touches the bottom step with both hands, and then proceeds to get into the ring...]
SJD: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
Tom Malice Vs Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a half nelson suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the turnbuckle...
Tom Malice comes back, but is met with a clothesline...
Judd Crenshaw throws Tom Malice out of the ring...
Judd Crenshaw jumps onto him with a springboard dropkick...
Judd Crenshaw throws Tom Malice into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Judd Crenshaw knocks Tom Malice into the ringsteps...
Judd Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos...
Judd Crenshaw shoves Tom Malice into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Judd Crenshaw reenters the ring...
Tom Malice climbs back into the ring...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw misses with a shoulderblock...
Judd Crenshaw uses a backbreaker on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a series of mounted punches...
Judd Crenshaw gets a stretch muffler on Tom Malice...
Tom Malice is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Tom Malice grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a dragon screw, but Tom Malice blocks it...
Tom Malice nails Judd Crenshaw with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Tom Malice uses a facebite on Judd Crenshaw...
Tom Malice goes for a spinebuster slam, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
Judd Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos...
Judd Crenshaw throws Tom Malice out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, Tom Malice reenters the ring...
Judd Crenshaw uses a release German suplex on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos...
Judd Crenshaw locks Tom Malice in a rear chinlock...
Tom Malice is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Tom Malice tries to escape the hold...
Tom Malice grabs the ropes after 14 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw nails Tom Malice with a series of punches to the stomach...
Judd Crenshaw is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the ropes, but Tom Malice reverses it...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a clothesline...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw executes a backdrop on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a full nelson slam...
Judd Crenshaw uses a series of punches to the stomach on Tom Malice...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw puts Tom Malice in a rear chinlock...
Tom Malice tries to escape the hold...
Tom Malice is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Tom Malice tries to fight the pain...
Tom Malice is inching his way towards the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw lets go after 23 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw and Tom Malice get hit with a double clothesline...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw nails Tom Malice with a back suplex...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Judd Crenshaw...
Judd Crenshaw executes an STO on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a knifehand chop, but Tom Malice counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
Judd Crenshaw reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Tom Malice is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Tom Malice places Judd Crenshaw on the turnbuckle...
Tom Malice nails Judd Crenshaw with a top-rope Splash Mountain...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Tom Malice runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw uses a backbreaker on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw gets a rolling takedown leglock on Tom Malice...
Tom Malice tries to escape the hold...
Tom Malice inches his way towards the ropes after 10 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw executes the Death Grip on Tom Malice...
Tom Malice breaks the hold after 11 seconds...
Tom Malice chops Judd Crenshaw...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw kicks Tom Malice...
Tom Malice chops Judd Crenshaw...
Judd Crenshaw punches Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Judd Crenshaw punches Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos...
Tom Malice kicks Judd Crenshaw...
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw chops Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a shoulderblock...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a series of punches to the stomach...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with the Running Forearm Smash...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw locks Tom Malice in a triangle choke...
Tom Malice is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Tom Malice is writhing in pain...
Tom Malice submits after 11 seconds...
The boos are resurfacing again...
SJD: The winner of the match – Judd Crenshaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!
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Winner: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
Time of match: 0:07:24
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TM: Bonser needs to book this guy against some named talent...
JT: I couldn’t agree more...
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Backstage:
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[The camera opened up shakily in a dark and garbage cluttered alley way... Panning the dirty and dark scene, the camera centered on the frame of a beast of a man who was leaning against the brick of the back side of one of the homes lining the alley way... Wearing a pair of khaki cargo shorts, a buckskin pair of fully laced ankle high Timberland boots and a Army fatigue hooded zip up sweatshirt, his intimidating blue eyes turned and looked to the camera briefly, before turning back and staring forward...]
STYLES: Last Beatdown, Roman Anderson escaped my clutches... But it wasn't luck, this time around...
["Pandemonium" Brian Styles shook his head side to side while his nostrils flared wide...]
STYLES: No, this time it was because some has been with a battered body and ego decided to intrude in my business... There should be no If's, And's, or But's as to why I should not only be the number one contender, but the ONLY contender to the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship... Roman, I tell you this, and I tell you this only one time... The walls are closing in on you...
[Styles nodded to himself before continuing...]
STYLES: I took part in CWF's March to Glory pay per view... Where I dismantled, dominated, and abused RJ Souza... Souza, you got one lucky kick and not only do you know that, but so does the world... If not for that kick, you'd still be laying on the mat covered in your own blood and urine while having to be inevitably carried out of the arena like the broken old has been you are...
[Styles laughed to himself for a brief moment before continuing...]
STYLES: You were right about one thing though, RJ... I am the future, but I am also the present... I'm not here for friendship or alliances... No, that's petty high school shit... I'm here to punish and inflict life long pain... I'm here for my paycheck... I'm here to be the highest champion... Not because I need to be the champion... It's because I deserve to be the champion... It's because I'm the realest thing there is to a fighter...
[Styles laughed once more, shaking his head...]
STYLES: I'm not some side show act like the CWF offers... I'm not some prissy little whining bitch like ninety percent of the CWF main roster... I'm the best thing that IXWA offers to the world... I'm the best thing that will happen to the CWF main roster... It all starts tonight...
[Styles leaned his head back on the brick building, and flared his nostrils while clenching his jaw...]
STYLES: "In a few short hours... Beauty gets over taken by the Beast... The Aristocrat will be beaten to poverty... The so called Hot Commodity? He'll just be an after thought at the end of the night... You three can thank RJ, and Damian Payne for the hell that is going to be unleashed... The luck in the IXWA has run out... It's time for Pandemonium to run wild and reclaim the IXWA Television Title that was stolen from me...
[Styles moved off the wall and took an intimidating stand front and center of the camera as he stood stout with the intimidating look in his eyes piercing the lens...]
STYLES: Tonight, you three ladies are forewarned to bring your A game... Because I'm bringing the unrelenting pain...
[The camera lens was covered up by the big right hand of Styles as the camera feed went static...]
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Ringside:
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TM: This is it... The match we have been waiting for...
JT: The main event... Let’s not waste any more time... Over to you, JD...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a no-time-limit-elimination four corners match and it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen - weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... RIC BEAUTY!
[Ric smiles to himself and stretches against the ropes...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
SJD: Their opponent...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
SJD: Their opponent...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Television Championship draped over her left shoulder and the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship belt draped over her right shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
*** MAIN EVENT: ***
IXWA Television Championship - fatal fourway elimination match:
"The Twenty Four Hour Man" Ric Beauty Vs
"Pandemonium" Bryan Styles Vs
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe Vs
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty puts Charlie Kline in a sleeperhold...
Charlie Kline manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
The chants for Ric Beauty are deafening...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd is going crazy...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a jawbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Ric Beauty throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Charlie Kline slides back in under the bottom rope...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline hits a spinning back suplex on Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a somersault legdrop...
Charlie Kline tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a dropkick, but Ric Beauty side-steps and Brian Styles crashes to the canvas...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty covers Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a drop toe hold...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a kick...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a slingshot suplex...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with an elbow...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Charlie Kline executes a flying forearm on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline hits a Huracanrana on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Brian Styles whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline goes for a spin kick, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles puts Charlie Kline in a choke against the ropes...
Scott Braski warns Brian Styles to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Brian Styles hits a running clothesline on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles goes for a vertical suplex, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Brian Styles with a flip piledriver...
A portion of the crowd is booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline tags out to Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty throws Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Ric Beauty comes back and rocks Brian Styles with a kick to the midsection...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a belly-to-back suplex...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles uses a back heel kick on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles sends Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock...
Brian Styles tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with a knifehand chop...
Archibald Smythe gets a sleeperhold on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty tries to escape the hold...
Ric Beauty is inching his way towards the ropes...
Brian Styles makes the save...
Ric Beauty tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a piledriver, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a hiptoss, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a kneebreaker, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles executes an armbar takedown on Archibald Smythe...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles goes for a vertical suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe hits Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a roundhouse kick...
Charlie Kline executes a sidewalk slam on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Charlie Kline tags out to Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a double underhook suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits a kneebreaker on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe goes for a hiptoss, but Ric Beauty counters it with a facerake...
Ric Beauty goes for a vertical suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits a slingshot suplex on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ric Beauty...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty kicks Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty has the crowd going wild...
Ric Beauty kicks Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits a vertical suplex on Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits an arm wringer on Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a back suplex...
Archibald Smythe goes for a legdrop, but Brian Styles rolls out of the way...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a slingshot suplex...
Archibald Smythe locks Brian Styles in a side headlock...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Archibald Smythe punches Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe chops Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Brian Styles chops Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe punches Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Brian Styles kicks Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty uses a headlock takedown on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty gets an abdominal stretch on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is struggling to reach the ropes...
Brian Styles makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty sets up Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-back superplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
Ric Beauty jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is going crazy...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a belly-to-back suplex...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
Ric Beauty shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is starting to bleed...
Scott Braski counts: 5...
Ric Beauty shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty hits a forearm smash on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty gets back into the ring...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty charges into the corner, but Brian Styles moves out of the way...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Brian Styles is bleeding like a faucet...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
Brian Styles tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe sets up Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with a belly-to-belly superplex...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a flying huracanrana...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty executes a dropkick on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty goes for a leg grapevine, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a dropkick, but Charlie Kline side-steps and Ric Beauty crashes to the canvas...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline hits a cradle piledriver onto the chair on Ric Beauty...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits a fisherman buster on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline executes a dropsault on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a kneedrop...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline executes a palm strike on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a dropsault, but Ric Beauty side-steps and Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
Ric Beauty uses a headlock takedown on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty puts Charlie Kline in an abdominal stretch...
Charlie Kline breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Charlie Kline uses a spin kick on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Ric Beauty ducks out of the way...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline goes for a fisherman buster, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits an armdrag on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a backbreaker...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty has the crowd going wild...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a head and arm suplex...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a spinning heel kick...
Charlie Kline goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Ric Beauty side-steps and
Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a gutwrench suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty locks Charlie Kline in a sleeperhold...
Charlie Kline tries to escape the hold...
Charlie Kline is inching his way towards the ropes...
Charlie Kline tries to escape the hold...
Ric Beauty lets go after 27 seconds...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Charlie Kline punches Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty has the crowd going wild...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Ric Beauty puts Charlie Kline in a front facelock...
Charlie Kline reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty executes a gutwrench suplex on Charlie Kline...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a flying forearm on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits Scott Braski with a backdrop driver...
Scott Braski is out cold...
Scott Braski shakes off the pain...
Charlie Kline goes for a sidewalk slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a DDT...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty sends Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline charges in with a handspring elbow...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline goes for an elbow drop, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
Brian Styles is bleeding like hell...
Ric Beauty sets up Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty uses a belly-to-back superplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a backbreaker...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles nails Archibald Smythe with a running knee lift...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles goes for an armbar, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe executes a back suplex on Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a head and arm suplex...
Archibald Smythe executes the Fall From Grace on Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles executes a kick to the knee on Archibald Smythe...
Brian Styles takes Archibald Smythe down with a running knee lift...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Archibald Smythe nails Brian Styles with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe nails Brian Styles with a backbreaker...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Brian Styles hits Archibald Smythe with a backbreaker...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
Archibald Smythe follows him back in...
Brian Styles nails Archibald Smythe with the Running Forearm Smash...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Brian Styles takes Archibald Smythe down with a running knee lift...
Brian Styles sets up Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits Archibald Smythe with a belly-to-back superplex...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe and Brian Styles get hit with a double clothesline...
Archibald Smythe goes for a headlock takedown, but Brian Styles counters it with a back suplex...
In turn, Archibald Smythe counters it with a flip...
Archibald Smythe goes for a back suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with an elbowsmash...
Brian Styles goes for a knifehand chop, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe punches Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe nails Brian Styles with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a belly-to-belly superplex...
Archibald Smythe goes for a back suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a go-behind...
Brian Styles executes a running clothesline on Archibald Smythe...
Brian Styles tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline goes for a dropsault, but Archibald Smythe side-steps and
Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
Archibald Smythe throws Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Charlie Kline hits a fisherman buster on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline goes for a frog splash, but Archibald Smythe rolls out of the way...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a roundhouse kick...
Charlie Kline uses a dropsault on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline tags out to Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits a swinging neckbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe uses a swinging neckbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty executes a fireman's carry takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty falls out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe whips Ric Beauty into the guardrail...
Archibald Smythe goes for a kneebreaker, but Ric Beauty counters it with an elbowsmash...
Ric Beauty throws Archibald Smythe back into the ring...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Ric Beauty executes a drop toe hold on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a hiptoss, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty goes for a hiptoss, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a facerake...
Archibald Smythe executes the Fall From Grace on Ric Beauty...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe nails Ric Beauty with a drop toe hold...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty takes Archibald Smythe down with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a belly-to-back suplex...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty punches Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty punches Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe chops Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ric Beauty...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for a double leg takedown, but Ric Beauty counters it with a forearm to the back...
Ric Beauty goes for a knifehand chop, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe uses a kneebreaker on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe nails Ric Beauty with a European uppercut...
Archibald Smythe nails Ric Beauty with a snap suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with an elbow...
Ric Beauty takes Archibald Smythe down with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty uses a forearm smash on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with a flying spinning leg lariat...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Charlie Kline covers Archibald Smythe...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Archibald Smythe has been eliminated...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
They lock up...
Charlie Kline uses a Huracanrana on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with an elbow...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty counters it with a facerake...
Ric Beauty goes for a knifehand chop, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a forearm to the back, but Ric Beauty side-steps and
Brian Styles crashes to the canvas...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty hits a gutwrench suplex on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a head and arm suplex...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty goes for a slingshot suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a vertical suplex...
In turn, Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty uses a drop toe hold on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a headlock takedown, but Brian Styles throws him off...
Brian Styles tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with an atomic drop...
Charlie Kline goes for a sidewalk slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a DDT...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a backbreaker...
Ric Beauty hits an arm wringer on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty executes a slingshot suplex on Charlie Kline...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a piledriver...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a dropkick to the knee on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline uses a flip piledriver on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a springboard moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline misses with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty goes for a hiptoss, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Charlie Kline uses a backdrop driver on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline hits a cradle piledriver on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a cartwheel splash...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a spinning heel kick...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a handspring moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline executes a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Ric Beauty has been eliminated...
TM: Kline getting a measure of revenge on Beauty for what happened on the last show...
JT: I guess so...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
They lock up...
Charlie Kline goes for a cradle piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles gets a choke against the ropes on Charlie Kline...
Scott Braski warns Brian Styles to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Brian Styles executes the Running Forearm Smash on Charlie Kline...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Brian Styles throws Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline charges in with a handspring elbow...
Charlie Kline nails Brian Styles with a flying spinning leg lariat...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles executes an STO on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but
Charlie Kline blocks it...
Brian Styles kicks Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline punches Brian Styles...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline chops Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline executes a clothesline on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline sends Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Brian Styles hits Charlie Kline with a piledriver...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles nails Charlie Kline with a dragon screw...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a Huracanrana...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline takes Brian Styles down with an eye gouge...
Charlie Kline hits a fisherman buster on Brian Styles...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Charlie Kline uses a frog splash on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline goes for a clothesline, but Brian Styles counters it with a Fujiwara armbar...
Charlie Kline is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Charlie Kline is inching his way towards the ropes...
Charlie Kline reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds...
Brian Styles executes a DDT on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Brian Styles with a DDT...
Charlie Kline uses a flying reverse neckbreaker on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Charlie Kline covers Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Brian Styles has been eliminated...
[All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...]
SJD: The winner of the match and STILL IXWA Television Champion -- "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kliiiiiiiiiine!!!
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Winner ad STILL IXWA Television Champion: Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:37:58
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TM: What a match! What a damn match!
JT: I agree with you there! That is why I am not only employed by the IXWA but also a major fan!
[The scene shows Charlie Kline standing mid-ring with both of his championship belts held high in the air and Gina Gordon beaming happily behind him as she claps her hands enthusiastically...]
© IXWA Productions 2015
ROMAN ANDERSON: Why are you people here tonight? I am not on the show! What would make you want to dig deep in those poor empty pockets and pay money?
Do you think RJ Souza is gonna be here?
He is afraid of me, so he isn't gonna save this show...
Could it be the TV Title match?
[Roman snorts...]
Well let me tell you that my man Ric Beauty is going to regain HIS title from Chuckles Kline... So there isn't much drama there...
Could it be The O'Malleys?
[POP!]
Aha!
[Roman begins to pace around, snickering...]
So you people came here tonight to see a drunk and a loser? Marcus and Anthony! Look Marcus O'Malley will never be more than a glorified bodyguard in this business...
Marcus O'Malley equals Paul Blart Mall Cop...
And Anthony...
[Roman drips with contempt at the just having to say his name...]
Anthony O'Malley is not a reason to buy a ticket... You see, folks Ric Beauty really wants to put the hurt on Anthony...
And if Ric leaves anything, I will sweep it out of the IXWA...
[Roman stops pacing and looks into the crowd...]
I feel bad, without seeing ME, your IXWA Extreme Warrior in action, you wasted your money tonight!
[Roman drops the mic and walks off...]
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Anthony O’Malley floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Archibald Smythe leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off!]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: Well – Roman Anderson has already been out here and he is not a happy guy about not being in a match tonight...
JT: I am quite sure that Neil Bonser will rectify that for the next show...
TM: You would hope so... Right now though – let’s get on with tonight’s show...
JT: Agreed... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first; already in the ring... Hailing from San Diego, CA and weighing in at 210 pounds... Rey Phantasmo
[Phantasmo just kinda stands in the ring, waiting...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot
[The lights go out as the music plays; different coloured spotlights flash around the arena for about 10 seconds and then Akira Razor strides out through the entranceway... The lights come back on and Razor walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans... He walks round the ring to where IXWA camera crew can see him in his full glory... He then clambers up onto the apron and raises his hands into the air as the fans continue to cheer... He then steps through the ropes and moves into the nearest corner...]
SJD: From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 230 pounds... "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor!
[The fans continue to cheer as Razor stretches against the ropes...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
Rey Phantasmo Vs
"The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Akira Razor hits a snap suplex on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor takes Rey Phantasmo down with a slingshot suplex...
Akira Razor hits a double underhook suplex on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor uses a double leg takedown on Rey Phantasmo...
Akira Razor whips Rey Phantasmo into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo hits an Asai moonsault bodyblock on Akira Razor...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo puts Akira Razor in a half Boston...
Akira Razor is struggling to reach the ropes...
Akira Razor manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 15 seconds...
Rey Phantasmo runs into the ropes...
Akira Razor gets a sleeperhold on Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo is struggling to reach the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo tries to fight the pain...
Rey Phantasmo submits after 22 seconds...
Akira Razor has the crowd going wild...
TM: Well that match didn’t last as long as their last one did it?
JT: Nope... Probably about 70% of the match time...
TM: Thanks for that Professor!
JT: Meh!
SJD: The winner of the match – Akira Razor!
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Winner: "The Motor City Badass" Akira Razor
Time of match: 0:01:45
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Backstage:
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[Jessica O’Malley is seen walking through the backstage area at Memorial Sports Arena... She walks past the makeup tables and costume designer workstations, passing a friendly wave and hello to some of her friends that work in those respective areas... She stops at catering where she grabs a Styrofoam cup and proceeds to pour herself a cup of coffee... One of Jessica’s friends who works in catering, named Regina, walks up to her...]
REGINA: Big night tonight for your husband and brother-in-law... Are they ready?
[Jessica flashes a nervous but excited grin at Regina as she reaches for the sugar container and slowly starts adding it to her cup...]
JESSICA: I certainly hope so... With all this stuff going on between them and Ric and Roman, I just hope that they don’t take out their hostilities towards Mason and Stephen... Save it for June for those two idiots that really deserve it...
[Jessica places the sugar container back and reaches for two creamers and a spoon...]
REGINA: Yeah... Speaking of Ric, I just don’t know what’s---
[Something in the corner of Regina’s left eye catches her attention... Immediately, she shuts up and scurries off camera... Jessica empties the creamers into her coffee and turns to walk back towards the O’Malleys locker room area when she nearly bumps into of all people, Val Beauty...]
[Val Beauty is wearing REALLY big sunglasses that nearly cover her whole face and when she sees Jessica she turns away...]
JESSICA: [looking at Val with a puzzled but concerned look...] Hey Val...
VAL: [never looking up and talking very softly...] Hey... Things going well with you?
[Jessica nods her head slowly, all the while locking her focus in on Val’s face...]
JESSICA: I don’t mean to be rude here but those sunglasses are about three times as big as your eyes... And we’re indoors... Did you have some sort of Lasik surgery or something?
VAL BEAUTY: [looking around and we can hear a nervous rattle in her voice...] Yeah, well no... I have wanted to get some Lasik done but no, this is... Umm, you know me... Slipped coming down the stairs at the hotel last night...
[Jessica just stands there, obviously not buying the excuse... She takes a sip of her coffee cup, places it down on the table and removes the glasses off of Val’s face... The second Val’s face is exposed, Jessica’s eyes widen, her lower jaw drops and she lets out a loud gasp as Val nervously tries to hush Jessica...]
JESSICA: Oh my God! Did Ric do this???
[Val has a black right eye and some scrapes and scratches all over her face, she begins to tremble and tears streak her face...]
VAL BEAUTY: It’s just been a really stressful time for him, I mean all the --
[As Val is visibly shaken, Jessica’s female intuition kicks in and she embraces Val in a hug...]
JESSICA: That creep! How dare he lay a hand on you - for any reason!!! I have a mind to track his Banana Boat butt down and give him a piece of my mind!!
VAL BEAUTY: No no! He just lost the TV title, and the past is coming back at him, all the mistakes he... We... We made... It was just all in his face and he, time he just needs time and I just need someone to watch over me until then...
JESSICA: I don’t know... I don’t even know if Anthony wants you around him anymore after how bad the two of you ended... He’s still hurting a bit from that... Maybe we should go to the cops with this...
VAL BEAUTY: [slowly building to a hysterical cry...] No cops! Please no cops... I mean there are things that, you know, we just can’t have that after that other time... I just... When I don’t see it—I – bla-
JESSICA: [nodding her head emphatically...] Okay... No cops... I can’t guarantee you anything but I’ll talk to Marcus about it... But heaven help Ric if I see him, though... I’ll kick him so hard in his groin that his ancestors on the Mayflower will feel it!
VAL BEAUTY: [taking those deep breathes to stop crying...] Thank you, thank you so much... I owe you so much Jessica...
[fade...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Honestly! I don’t know what to say about what we just saw...
JT: Um – yeah... Pretty awkward considering the match we have next...
TM: Huh?
JT: The women’s match...
TM: Ah!
JT: Yup – over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first; already in the ring... Hailing from The Darkside of Tokyo, Japan and weighing in at 135 pounds... "The Queen of the Damned" Devil Tokyo
[Tokyo stands impassively in the ring...]
SJD: Her opponent...
Cue: "Pump & Loud [Zatox Mix]" by Smashing Guys
SJD: Weighing in at 117lbs and hailing from Lightning Ridge, New South Wales, Australia... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion...This is -- "Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie...
[Ogilvie flings the curtains open and saunters out towards the ring before she gets to ringside and slides under the bottom rope and uses the ropes to pull herself to her feet... She hands her championship belt to the referee...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
Non-title match:
"The Queen of the Damned" Devil Tokyo
Vs
"Double OO Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Olivia Ogilvie chops Devil Tokyo...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo punches Olivia Ogilvie...
Devil Tokyo punches Olivia Ogilvie...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo hits Olivia Ogilvie...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie punches Devil Tokyo...
A portion of the crowd is booing Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie nails Devil Tokyo with a vertical suplex...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Devil Tokyo with a thrust kick to the head...
Olivia Ogilvie is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Olivia Ogilvie uses a swinging neckbreaker on Devil Tokyo...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Olivia Ogilvie...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a uranage spinebuster on Devil Tokyo...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, shoulder up...
Olivia Ogilvie hits an elbowdrop on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a hair pull on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie hits a spear on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a single arm DDT, but Devil Tokyo throws her off...
Devil Tokyo nails Olivia Ogilvie with a fisherman buster...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo goes for a piledriver, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a backdrop...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a thrust kick to the head on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Devil Tokyo out of the ring...
Olivia Ogilvie rolls out under the bottom rope...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Olivia Ogilvie executes a side suplex on Devil Tokyo...
Olivia Ogilvie throws Devil Tokyo into the guardrail...
Olivia Ogilvie goes for a snap mare, but Devil Tokyo blocks it...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Devil Tokyo runs Olivia Ogilvie into the ringsteps...
Devil Tokyo is handed the ring bell...
Devil Tokyo hits her with the ring bell...
A portion of the crowd is booing Devil Tokyo...
Devil Tokyo takes Olivia Ogilvie down with a back suplex...
Devil Tokyo hits a jumping clothesline on Olivia Ogilvie...
Devil Tokyo goes for an armbreaker, but Olivia Ogilvie counters it with a facerake...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Olivia Ogilvie hits Devil Tokyo with a scoop slam...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Olivia Ogilvie reenters the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Devil Tokyo is counted out...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Olivia Ogilvie...
TM: I guess Devil Tokyo had the wind knocked out of her... That’s why she was unable to return to the ring...
JT: Could well be... As I am not sure that’s how the champion wanted the match to go down...
SJD: The winner of the match... Olivia Ogilvie!
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Winner: "Double 00 Heaven" Olivia Ogilvie
Time of match: 0:03:04
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Backstage:
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[Backstage in the O’Malley Brothers locker room area, we find Anthony O’Malley in his wrestling attire... Seated in a metal folding chair, he leans over in his chair somewhat, slowly but methodically rubbing his hands as he stares blankly into the white painted brick wall... Off camera, we see the silhouette of a door opening and a figure walking into the room... Anthony doesn’t even turn his head to see who it is, choosing to keep his focus squarely on the wall...]
AO: So help me God... I’m going to kill him...
[The figure that walked into the dressing room is none other than Anthony’s brother, Marcus... Decked out in his wrestling gear, Marcus stops dead in his tracks after hearing Anthony’s comment... He looks around the room for mere moment before releasing what sounds like a frustrated exhale... Marcus takes a seat next to his brother on a wooden bench and leans back against an adjacent wall... Marcus looks at his little brother before closing his eyes and slowly shaking his head...]
MO: Aye... Sounds like Jess’ca told ye a-boot Val... Quest’on is did she tell ye b’fore or aft’r I told her not ta say a word ta ye?
AO: It’s just not right, Marcus... No man should EVER lay a finger on a woman for any reason... You and I wanted to make this between us and them strictly business... We wanted their attention... Ric said we had it and then has the nerve to do this??? Oh, he’s got my attention all right... He’s just pole vaulted this thing from business now to personal! I could care less right now if Roman chooses to get his hands dirty with all this or not... If he chooses to affiliate himself with a wife beater, then he’s lower than sewer scum... Mark my words, Marcus……if it’s the last thing I ever do here in IXWA, I will personally drive a stake through the 24-Hour Man’s heart...
[Marcus leans forward a bit, looks at Anthony and lightly chuckles...]
MO: Unbeliev’ble... Ye still love ‘er...
[Anthony scoffs at the thought of it...]
MO: Ye do!! Aft’r all tha things she put ye through aft’r she went runnin’ back ta Ric…...an’ ye still can’t seem ta let go o’ her... If ye’ll rememb’r, she’s tha reas’n why ye wound up leavin’ Vegas an’ quittin’ tha bus’ness, rememb’r? If ye still didn’t love ‘er, ye wouldn’t be near as piss’d as ye are now, an’ there’s nothin’ wrong with feelin’ that way fer som’one ye care deeply fer...
[Anthony shakes his head in denial, as his left hand seems to rub the middle of his left cheek as he wipes something on his trunks...]
MO: But I ain’t gonna lie ta ye…... I’m smellin’ somethin’ awful fishy a-boot all this, though... I’m not sayin’ that Val’s lyin’ an’ I’m not sayin’ that Ric’s not capabl’ o’ doin’ somethin’ like this... Howev’r, I do think there’s somethin’ not right... Unfort’nat’ly, Jess’ca asked me if we’d keep an eye on her an’ I relucta’tly agreed ta do it...
[Anthony slowly nods his head in agreement...]
MO: Just promise me ye won’t get suck’d in by ‘er ag’in... The way Jess’ca talk’d, it seem’d Val was a’most too eag’r ta ask us fer her ‘elp... I just don’t want ye ta get hurt by ‘er again... Ye know what tha ol’ sayin’ is: Keep ye friends close an’ ye en’mies clos’r... Until Val can prove ta us that what she’s sayin’ is 100% Gosp’l, it’d be in ye best int’rest ta p’otect ‘er from a dist’nce...
AO: [nods...] I promise...
[Marcus nods his head and pats Anthony on the right shoulder...]
MO: A’ight... We got a big match t’night with ta Mas’n Dix’n Line... If we can beat ‘em, maybe ol’ Bons’r or Pa’ne will grant us a shot at their Tag Team Titl’s... What do ye say, eh?
[Anthony finally looks up from the wall and towards Marcus’s direction...]
AO: I say we go out there and show them what tag team wrestling is all about!
[A grin quickly grows on Marcus’s face as he chuckles somewhat gruffly...]
MO: That’s what I’m talkin’ a-boot! I’m gonna go find Jess’ca an’ head t’wards tha entr’nce... See ye in a bit...
[Anthony nods as Marcus stands up and playfully massages Anthony’s neck... As the door closes behind Marcus, Anthony stands up and looks at the door and places his hands on his hips...]
AO: Sorry Bub but there’s also another familiar saying: One is very crazy when still in love...
[Anthony exhales in a somber tone before walking away off camera...]
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Ringside:
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JT: Do you honestly think Marcus O’Malley is going to be concentrating on his match tonight when he has Val Beauty to think about?
TM: I’m really not sure... And I don’t know whether Anthony will be able to go up against the tag team champions on his own...
JT: Time will tell... Up next though – Seth Bronwnen is in action... In his last outing he defeated the owner of the company... Let’s see how he gets on tonight... Over to you Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first from Hollywood, California and weighing in at 250 pounds... "The Horror Show" Max Crash...
[Max Crash bounces off the ropes in preparation for the match...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Last Resort" by Papa Roach thunderously blasts throughout the arena as the lights are cut off... A white spotlight shines onto a 6 foot 10 inch, 300 pound red-eyed giant known as “Lucifer’s Retort” Seth Bronwen, walking with a purpose to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction... Seth wears a black leather top over a metal breast plate... The two are attached... This leather covering is fashioned into what looks like a leather breast plate... It attaches at the shoulders with medium sized, gold buttons... On the chest of this leather top are golden symbols... Also, on the rib cage are six medium sized, gold buttons... Seth removes this gear upon his entrance into the ring... Then, in a second piece - A leather waist-line with gold, medium size buttons going around the entire waist line is attached to six six-inch leather loops, some-what diamond-shaped where the bottoms end right at the knees... These loops are in front and back of Seth’s lower-body... He is barefoot... Also, balled around his left hand is a portion of the Log Chain he’s dragging to the ring as another half of the chain slithers about three feet behind him... In his right hand is a tattered, beat-up teddy bear that he hold onto with a tight grip...]
SJD: From National, Florida and weighing in at 300 pounds... "Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[As Seth gets to ring-side, he sets the log chain in the near-aisle-left-turnbuckle corner of the ring... He then sets his teddy bear near the ring steps... As he removes his leather top and breast-plate and places it near the ring steps the camera focuses in on the teddy bear as the referee kicks the chain to the outside mat and we notice the life-like red eyes in the teddy bear, almost looking as if it’s alive...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
"The Horror Show" Max Crash
Vs
"Lucifer's Retort" Seth Bronwen
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with a spear...
Seth Bronwen is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen uses an atomic drop on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for a release German suplex, but Max Crash counters it with an elbowsmash...
Max Crash takes Seth Bronwen down with a clothesline...
Max Crash works the crowd...
Max Crash is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Max Crash goes for a power bomb, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Max Crash goes for a bulldog, but Seth Bronwen counters it with
an achilles tendon hold...
Max Crash gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a piledriver...
Seth Bronwen is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a sitdown chokelift powerbomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with an STO...
Seth Bronwen hits a flying clothesline on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for a snap suplex, but Max Crash counters it with a vertical suplex...
In turn, Seth Bronwen counters it with a jab...
Seth Bronwen hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen hits an inverted atomic drop on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for a half nelson suplex, but Max Crash counters it with a backward kick...
Max Crash uses a power bomb on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a backdrop...
Max Crash hits a power bomb on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash executes a splash on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash works the crowd...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Max Crash...
Max Crash throws Seth Bronwen into the turnbuckle...
Seth Bronwen comes back, but is met with an elbow...
Max Crash uses a power bomb on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash goes for a power bomb, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a backdrop...
In turn, Max Crash counters it with a sunset flip...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a low blow...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a backdrop...
Max Crash executes a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash goes for a splash, but Seth Bronwen rolls out of the way...
Seth Bronwen hits a double underhook DDT on Max Crash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a vertical suplex...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with a backbreaker...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a spear...
Seth Bronwen is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Max Crash counters it with an elbowsmash...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen uses a back heel kick on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for a sidewalk slam, but Max Crash counters it with a DDT...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Max Crash...
Max Crash goes for a snap suplex, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a DDT...
Seth Bronwen acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Seth Bronwen sets up Max Crash on the turnbuckle...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a belly-to-belly superplex...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a double underhook DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Seth Bronwen whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a shoulderblock...
Seth Bronwen attempts to place Max Crash on the turnbuckle, but Max Crash blocks it...
Seth Bronwen chops Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash kicks Seth Bronwen...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a bulldog...
Max Crash executes a low blow on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a vertical suplex...
Max Crash kicks Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Max Crash hits a bulldog on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash goes for a snap suplex, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen goes for a DDT, but Max Crash blocks it...
Max Crash uses a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash goes for a clothesline, but Seth Bronwen counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Seth Bronwen acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with an armbar takedown...
Seth Bronwen uses a dragon screw on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen uses a forearm to the back on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for an atomic drop, but Max Crash blocks it...
Max Crash runs into the ropes...
Max Crash goes for a lariat, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Max Crash covers Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash works the crowd...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Max Crash executes a low blow on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash runs into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a kick...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a clothesline...
Max Crash goes for a backdrop, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen uses an inverted atomic drop on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen goes for an atomic drop, but Max Crash counters it with an elbowsmash...
Max Crash uses a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen hits Max Crash with a kick...
Seth Bronwen throws Max Crash out of the ring...
Seth Bronwen rolls out under the bottom rope...
Seth Bronwen shoves Max Crash into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Seth Bronwen throws Max Crash into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Seth Bronwen goes for a kneelift, but Max Crash side-steps and Seth Bronwen crashes to the canvas...
Max Crash is handed the ring bell...
Max Crash hits him with the ring bell...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
Max Crash gets back into the ring...
Seth Bronwen follows him back in...
Seth Bronwen brings the the ring bell into the ring...
Max Crash covers Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Max Crash goes for a clothesline, but Seth Bronwen ducks out of the way...
Seth Bronwen whips Max Crash into the ropes...
Max Crash hits a clothesline on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Max Crash hits a lariat on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a vertical suplex...
Max Crash throws Seth Bronwen into the turnbuckle...
Max Crash hits him with the ring bell...
Max Crash goes for a punch, but Seth Bronwen counters it with an armbreaker...
Seth Bronwen runs into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a bulldog...
The crowd is wildly cheering Max Crash with only a few scattered boos audible...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a series of punches...
Max Crash throws Seth Bronwen out of the ring...
Max Crash goes outside...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a clothesline...
Max Crash is handed a baseball bat...
Max Crash hits him with the baseball bat...
The crowd is wildly cheering Max Crash with only a few scattered boos audible...
Max Crash goes for a snap suplex, but Seth Bronwen blocks it...
Seth Bronwen climbs back into the ring...
Max Crash rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Max Crash brings the the baseball bat into the ring...
Max Crash punches Seth Bronwen...
Seth Bronwen punches Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Seth Bronwen kicks Max Crash...
Max Crash chops Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Max Crash punches Seth Bronwen...
The crowd is wildly cheering Max Crash with only a few scattered boos audible...
Max Crash hits him with the baseball bat...
Max Crash executes the X-Crash on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Max Crash goes for a bulldog, but Seth Bronwen throws him off...
Seth Bronwen nails Max Crash with a release German suplex...
Seth Bronwen is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Seth Bronwen goes for a stretch muffler, but Max Crash blocks it...
Max Crash hits a lariat on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash uses a punch on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a backdrop...
Max Crash is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Max Crash hits him with a baseball bat...
Seth Bronwen has been cut open...
Max Crash goes for a splash, but Seth Bronwen rolls out of the way...
Seth Bronwen is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Seth Bronwen covers Max Crash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Seth Bronwen goes for a backdrop, but Max Crash blocks it...
Max Crash goes for a punch, but Seth Bronwen reverses it...
Seth Bronwen goes for a kneelift, but Max Crash side-steps and Seth Bronwen crashes to the canvas...
Max Crash hits him with the baseball bat...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a bulldog...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a clothesline...
Max Crash uses a vertical suplex on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash takes Seth Bronwen down with a low blow...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a series of punches...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes...
Seth Bronwen goes for a spear, but Max Crash side-steps and Seth Bronwen crashes to the canvas...
Max Crash whips Seth Bronwen into the ropes, but Seth Bronwen reverses it...
Max Crash misses with an elbow...
Seth Bronwen executes a kick to the knee on Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen takes Max Crash down with a knifehand chop...
Seth Bronwen hits a gutwrench suplex on Max Crash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Seth Bronwen goes for a release German suplex, but Max Crash counters it with a backward kick...
Max Crash chokes him with a baseball bat...
Max Crash nails Seth Bronwen with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with a series of punches...
Max Crash covers Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Max Crash executes a series of punches on Seth Bronwen...
Max Crash runs into the ropes...
Max Crash hits Seth Bronwen with an elbow...
Max Crash executes a splash on Seth Bronwen...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Max Crash takes Seth Bronwen down with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Max Crash hits Dana Riggelman with a power bomb...
Dana Riggelman is out cold...
Dana Riggelman shakes off the pain...
Dana Riggelman disqualifies Max Crash...
Seth Bronwen is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
TM: Well that was a little bit weird...
JT: Yeah – even Seth Bronwen looks confused by what just happened...
TM: After what’s being rumoured about Ric and Val Beauty – I’m sure we don’t need to see things like that...
JT: Hey – Dana knew what she was going to be doing when she signed her contract... Max Crash wasn’t happy that Bronwnen kicked out and he clearly believes that Dana Riggelman counted slowly... Or something...
SJD: The winner of the – by way of a disqualification – Seeeeeth Bronwnen...
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Winner: "Lucifer’s Retort" Seth Bronwen (by DQ)
Time of match: 0:15:31
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["Big" by Diamond Rio begins to play throughout the arena as various colors of lights flash... The reigning IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon walk out on stage... With both men decked out in their wrestling gear, Dixon stands at the top of the ramp looking out from underneath his hoodie, as his Tag Team title peeks out from the bottom of his hoodie... Stephen looks determined and focused as Phillips stands there next to him, smiling at the fans and hoisting his Tag Team Title high in the air... Mason leans over and says something to Dixon as Stephen slightly smiles and nods...]
[As the piano solo begins, both men begin walking down the aisle... Dixon walks pasts the extended hands wanting high fives but Phillips obliges the fans with high fives... With about 30 seconds left in the song, both men climb in the ring and Dixon lowers the hood from his hoodie... When the song ends, both men start pacing around the ring as the fans begin to cheer...]
MP: What’s up Pica Rivera???
[The fans pop loudly at the hometown shout out as Mason grins...]
MP: Stephen and I decided to come out tonight before our match for two reasons... The first reason is to give Mandy and Kimberly the night off from us...
[The crowd slightly chuckles at Mason’s desperate attempt at a joke...]
MP: And the second reason is Stephen and I have an announcement to make... These past few weeks have given Stephen and I quite a lot to think about... Against all odds and against all doubters and naysayers, Stephen and I proved we are the best team in this company... Better than the Posse and definitely better than Ric Beauty and Roman Anderson... Two weeks ago, we went against the top two men the IXWA has to offer in the Extreme Warrior and the former TV Champion... And when it was all said and done, it was us that had our hands raised in victory... So as far as we are concerned, the best wrestlers that the IXWA have to offer are standing right here!
[The fans pop in agreement...]
SD: And leads us to our announcement... The Quest for the Best Battle Royal in June... It’s the kind of match that you can’t have just anybody participate in... This is a type of match where you need the best of the best involved in... And seeing how Mason and I proved we are the two best wrestlers in this company, it’s only fair that we announce that we are the first two entrants in the Rumble match...
[The fans pop in excitement over the announcement as Mason looks on grinning and nodding...]
SD: It doesn’t matter if there are 10 people, 30 people or 200 people entered into it... The end result will be the same - all those men will have to enter that ring and dispose of the two of us if they want to win... Many will attempt to do just that and they will all come short of their goal and fail... It doesn’t matter if it’s Mason or I; you’re looking at the winner of the Quest for the Best battle royal... As far as the O’Malleys are concerned, they may have been one of the best tag teams in the business a few years ago but they’re not the best team in IXWA... Mason and I have the belts to prove that... If they think they’ll be able to just waltz in here and knock us off the top of the mountain, they’re in for a rude awakening... But enough talk - come on down here boys and Cross The Line!
[Before the O’Malley’s get the chance to come out to the ring... The XtremeTron flickers into life...]
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On the screen:
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[Somewhere deep in the backstage area, in a corner we find Ric Beauty sitting in a fetal position against a wall... He looks like he hasn't showered in a while, he notices the camera...]
RIC BEAUTY: Are you here to get some thoughts before tonight? Or do you want to know about my personal life?
[Ric looks down at his fist...]
RIC BEAUTY: Suffering... Tonight the suffering begins... Tonight those who have hurt me pay... Tonight Charlie Kline pays for taking my title... And Styles and Archie will pay for simply getting in the ring with me...
Charlie Kline, tonight you are going to give me that title, because during the match you are going to realize that what I am going to do to you is not worth the title... Remember last time Charlie? Piledriver after piledriver, that was just the start...
[Ric stands up, still looking at his fist...]
RIC BEAUTY: But it is Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley who will suffer most... Maybe not tonight, but what will happen to Archie, or Brian Styles or Charlie Kline will be grade school compared to the full education in pain I am preparing for the two of you... This night the suffering begins, and before it ends all of the IXWA will suffer...
[Ric shoves the cameraman away...]
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Backstage:
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[The O’Malley brothers can be seen backstage, right near the gorilla position watching a monitor... Jessica O’Malley tuts in disgust...]
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match and it is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first – already in the ring... At a total combined weight of 520 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Mason Phillips... Stephen Dixon... THE MASON-DIXON LINE
[Phillips and Dixon are seen stretching against the ropes as they prepare...]
SJD: Their opponents...
[That familiar beginning guitar riff of AC/DC’s “Have a Drink on Me” begins blaring throughout the arena as red, gold and green lights flash throughout the arena...]
Oh, Whiskey, gin and brandy
With a glass I'm pretty handy
I'm trying to walk a straight line
On sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
We're gonna make a big noise
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the tip
We'll get hell to pay
[The O’Malley Brothers, along with Jessica Jennings-O’Malley, walk out from behind the curtain and onto the stage... Marcus is wearing a pair of blue jeans with holes ripped in the knees, black tennis shoes and an authentic NY Yankees Derek Jeter #2 home pinstriped jersey... Anthony is wearing a pair of faded blue jeans, red tennis shoes, a vintage Nolan Ryan #30 NY Mets home jersey and a backwards Mets baseball cap... His curly red locks stick out under the side of his baseball cap... Jessica is wearing a pair of blue jeans, an IXWA-trademarked O’Malley Brothers T-Shirt and a blue jean jacket...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Come on
[Marcus and Anthony look throughout the crowd with grins on their collective faces... Marcus raises his right arm in the air as Anthony looks in the camera and says something that we can’t make out...]
I’m Dizzy, drunk and fightin'
On tequila white lightnin'
My glass is getting shorter
On whiskey, ice and water
So come on and have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
So don't worry about tomorrow
Take it today
Forget about the cheque
We'll get hell to pay
[The trio walks down the aisle, emphatically high-fiving the fans down the aisle...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
On me
Get stoned
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Yeah
Have a drink on me
Come on
[The brothers get to ringside... Marcus climbs under the bottom rope while Anthony hops over the top rope... They get on opposite sides of the ring to pose for the fans...]
Oooh
Gonna roll around
Gonna hit the ground
Take another swing
Have another drink
Gonna drink it dry
Gonna get me high
Come on all the boys
Make a noise
[Both brothers meet in the center of the ring and slowly soak in all the cheers from their faithful fans...]
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink oooooooon me
[Anthony looks throughout the crowd with a look of deep thought and determination...]
TM: As of right now – these two teams are both undefeated here in the IXWA... All that could change in a matter of minutes...
JT: Certainly could... Either The O’Malleys get themselves a championship match or the champs remain undefeated...
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
Non-title match:
The O'Malley Brothers Vs The Mason-Dixon Line
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Anthony O'Malley executes a superkick on Mason Phillips...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a tiger suplex, but Mason Phillips counters it with a backward kick...
Mason Phillips goes for a shoulderblock, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a running elbow smash...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a monkey flip, but Mason Phillips blocks it...
Mason Phillips hits Anthony O'Malley with a bodyslam...
Mason Phillips puts Anthony O'Malley in a bearhug...
Anthony O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips hit Anthony O'Malley with a double bodyslam...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips hit Anthony O'Malley with a double bodyslam...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double elbowsmash...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is really behind Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a back suplex, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a bulldog...
In turn, Anthony O'Malley counters it with a back suplex...
Marcus O'Malley climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Stephen Dixon nails him in the stomach...
Marcus O'Malley falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon takes Marcus O'Malley down with a belly-to-belly superplex...
Stephen Dixon is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon goes for belly to belly suplex, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Stephen Dixon with a double bodyslam...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon executes a German suplex on Marcus O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon uses a hiptoss on Marcus O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Mason Phillips misses with a shoulderblock...
Mason Phillips hits Marcus O'Malley with a clothesline...
Mason Phillips goes for a bulldog, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with the torture rack...
Mason Phillips tries to escape the hold...
Mason Phillips tries to fight the pain...
Mason Phillips is writhing in pain...
Perry Crabtree asks Mason Phillips if he's still there...
Mason Phillips nods...
Mason Phillips tries to fight the pain...
Marcus O'Malley lets go after 33 seconds...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a butterfly suplex, but Mason Phillips counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle...
Mason Phillips puts Marcus O'Malley in a dragon sleeper...
Marcus O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring and lays out Mason Phillips...
Anthony O'Malley has the crowd going wild...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley whip Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
They hit Stephen Dixon with a double fist to the midsection...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a big boot...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a backdrop...
Marcus O'Malley hits a series of punches on Stephen Dixon...
The crowd erupts...
Marcus O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley misses with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a clothesline...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a head and arm suplex, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley takes Stephen Dixon down with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley catches Stephen Dixon in a side headlock...
Stephen Dixon breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Stephen Dixon whips Anthony O'Malley into the ropes, but Anthony O'Malley reverses it...
Anthony O'Malley misses with a clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley executes a swinging neckbreaker on Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley and Stephen Dixon get hit with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a punch...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a facerake...
Anthony O'Malley misses with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley executes a swinging neckbreaker on Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is going crazy...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley and Stephen Dixon get hit with a double clothesline...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with an elbow...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a punch...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a facerake...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Marcus O'Malley takes Stephen Dixon down with a flying fistdrop...
Anthony O'Malley executes a German suplex on Stephen Dixon...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Marcus O'Malley leaves the ring...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits a clothesline on Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley runs into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits a spinning heel kick on Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley hits a vertical suplex on Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Anthony O'Malley hits an enzuigiri on Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley takes Stephen Dixon down with a vertical suplex...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the turnbuckle, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon uses a chop on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon nails Anthony O'Malley with a chop...
Stephen Dixon takes Anthony O'Malley down with a running knee lift...
Stephen Dixon catches Anthony O'Malley in an abdominal stretch...
Anthony O'Malley tries to escape the hold...
Anthony O'Malley gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Stephen Dixon uses a drop toe hold on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon hits a back suplex on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon uses a gutwrench powerbomb on Anthony O'Malley...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon takes Anthony O'Malley down with a head and arm suplex...
Stephen Dixon uses an overhead belly to belly suplex on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon whips Anthony O'Malley into the turnbuckle...
Stephen Dixon nails Anthony O'Malley with a chop...
Stephen Dixon executes a chop on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon hits Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is going crazy...
Stephen Dixon kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon chops Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Stephen Dixon throws Anthony O'Malley out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon rolls out under the bottom rope...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Stephen Dixon knocks Anthony O'Malley into the ringsteps...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Stephen Dixon goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Anthony O'Malley gets back into the ring...
Stephen Dixon rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Anthony O'Malley takes Stephen Dixon down with a dropkick...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon misses with a shoulderblock...
Stephen Dixon misses with a kick...
Stephen Dixon hits Anthony O'Malley with an elbow...
Stephen Dixon is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Stephen Dixon goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Anthony O'Malley counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Anthony O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a punch...
Stephen Dixon chops Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is cheering on Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon chops Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon kicks Anthony O'Malley...
Anthony O'Malley punches Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is behind Anthony O'Malley all the way...
Anthony O'Malley kicks Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is behind Anthony O'Malley all the way...
Marcus O'Malley enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Anthony O'Malley and Marcus O'Malley hit Stephen Dixon with a double flying axhandle...
Mason Phillips gets back up and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Anthony O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Anthony O'Malley with a double kick to the midsection...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley throws Stephen Dixon out of the ring...
Anthony O'Malley jumps onto him with a plancha...
Anthony O'Malley shoves Stephen Dixon into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Anthony O'Malley reenters the ring...
Stephen Dixon climbs back into the ring...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with a clothesline...
Stephen Dixon uses a running knee lift on Anthony O'Malley...
The crowd is really behind Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon goes for a dragon suplex, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley tags out to Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Stephen Dixon with a double backdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Stephen Dixon blocks it...
Stephen Dixon uses a double underhook suplex on Marcus O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon hits Marcus O'Malley with a neckbreaker drop...
There are lots of chants for Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon sends Marcus O'Malley into the turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Marcus O'Malley runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Stephen Dixon lifts his knee...
Stephen Dixon goes for a backbreaker, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon with a DDT...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Marcus O'Malley...
Marcus O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon hits an armdrag on Marcus O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon tags out to Mason Phillips...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring and throws Stephen Dixon out of the ring...
Marcus O'Malley and Anthony O'Malley hit Mason Phillips with a double backdrop...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but Mason Phillips counters it with a fist to the midsection...
Mason Phillips goes for a bodyslam, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a facerake...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Mason Phillips reverses it...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double fist to the midsection...
Stephen Dixon leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Mason Phillips comes back and rocks Marcus O'Malley with a kick to the midsection...
Stephen Dixon enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips and Stephen Dixon whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double fist to the midsection...
Anthony O'Malley enters the ring and lays out Stephen Dixon...
Anthony O'Malley executes a clothesline on Mason Phillips...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a flying axhandle, but Mason Phillips counters it with a punch...
Stephen Dixon takes Marcus O'Malley down with a drop toe hold...
Mason Phillips catches Marcus O'Malley in a full nelson...
Marcus O'Malley reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Anthony O'Malley leaves the ring...
Mason Phillips takes Marcus O'Malley down with a Death Valley Driver...
Mason Phillips hits a legdrop on Marcus O'Malley...
Mason Phillips goes for a pumphandle slam, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Marcus O'Malley hits a kick to the midsection on Mason Phillips...
Marcus O'Malley sends Mason Phillips into the turnbuckle, but Mason Phillips reverses it...
Mason Phillips nails Marcus O'Malley with a running lariat...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Mason Phillips hits a running clothesline on Marcus O'Malley...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes, but Marcus O'Malley reverses it...
Marcus O'Malley hits Mason Phillips with a shoulderblock...
Marcus O'Malley hits a flying axhandle on Mason Phillips...
Mason Phillips whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Mason Phillips uses a bodyslam on Marcus O'Malley...
Mason Phillips tags out to Stephen Dixon...
Stephen Dixon and Mason Phillips whip Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
They hit Marcus O'Malley with a double clothesline...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon executes a forearm smash on Marcus O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon whips Marcus O'Malley into the ropes...
Marcus O'Malley goes for a clothesline, but Stephen Dixon counters it with a hiptoss...
Stephen Dixon attempts to place Marcus O'Malley on the turnbuckle, but Marcus O'Malley blocks it...
Stephen Dixon goes for a German suplex, but Marcus O'Malley counters it with a backward kick...
Marcus O'Malley chops Stephen Dixon...
The crowd is behind Marcus O'Malley all the way...
Marcus O'Malley hits Stephen Dixon...
Marcus O'Malley tags out to Anthony O'Malley...
Mason Phillips enters the ring and throws Marcus O'Malley out of the ring...
Mason Phillips leaves the ring...
Stephen Dixon nails Anthony O'Malley with a belly-to-back suplex...
Stephen Dixon goes for a Boston crab, but Anthony O'Malley blocks it...
Anthony O'Malley whips Stephen Dixon into the ropes, but Stephen Dixon reverses it...
Stephen Dixon executes a sidewalk slam on Anthony O'Malley...
Stephen Dixon hits Anthony O'Malley with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Stephen Dixon nails Anthony O'Malley with a forearm smash...
Stephen Dixon runs into the ropes...
Stephen Dixon misses with a clothesline...
Stephen Dixon takes Anthony O'Malley down with a running knee lift...
Mason Phillips enters the ring...
Mason Phillips nails Anthony O'Malley with a running lariat...
Stephen Dixon executes a running clothesline and goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
There are lots of chants for Stephen Dixon...
SJD: The winners of the match – The Mason-Dixon Line!
TM: See – now that was a hell of a match...
JT: Got to agree with you there... That’s why I LOVE tag team wrestling...
The winners are... Time of match: 0:16:43
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Winners: The Mason-Dixon Line
Time of match: 0:16:43
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens inside the IXWA Locker Room area... IXWA Television and Survival of the Fittest Champion “Hot Commodity” Charlie Kline sits in a chair... His is in his wrestling tights and boots and his head hangs down... His newly won IXWA Television Title is affixed around his waist... “Golden Goddess” Gina Gordon massages the neck of Kline... She too is already in wrestling gear and she balance the Survival of the Fottest Title over her shoulder... Intermixed between the several of the compressions on his neck, Kline grunts audibly... She stops and kisses his neck after each one...]
GG: [Wincing...] I am sorry babe...
[Kline shakes his head still hung down...]
CK: No Gina, it’s good...
[Gordon smiles...]
GG: I love the pet names but when you call me by my actual name… I love it more...
[She leans in and kisses Kline passionately on the mouth... She lifts his chin and wipes the lipstick away... She notices the camera and steps back... Kline rises up from the chair and Gina slides it out of the way... She steps forward and drapes the Survival of the Fittest Title off of her shoulder onto his... She smirks and pats it twice... Gordon steps up next to him and leans on his free shoulder... Kline smirks as the camera closes...]
CK: Ric Beauty... A distracted man... A man on the edge... A man who had the audacity to use me to try and send a message to someone else... Well Beauty I have a message for you...
[Kline points at the IXWA Television title and smiles...]
CK: Beauty I get it... You can’t keep your woman satisfied, you got humiliated by me in losing your title and you realized that in the grand scheme of things, you will NEVER be the Champion that Charlie Kline is... So you take your cheap shot, did your best to hurt me, all in hopes that I would just go away... I’m still standing though Ric... I still have your belt... I still have THE FINEST Woman in IXWA by my side and I am still better than you…
[Kline looks at Gordon who blushes, coyly smiles and nods...]
CK: In every single way...
[Kline cocks his head side to side... It audibly cracks, Gordon winces and breathes in through her teeth...]
GG: Are you sure the Doc cleared you for this match hun?
CK: He said I am good to go... Beauty, Smythe and Styles! You get to be victims one, two and three of what will soon be; THE MOST DOMINANT IXWA TV TITLE RUN OF 2015! If you take into account the Survival of the Fittest match, I have wins over all of you already this year... This title is resting exactly where it belongs... Why has it been passed around like a hot potato? BECAUSE I HAVEN’T HAD A CHANCE TO HOLD IT YET! Consider this cemented around my waist boys... This belt isn’t going anywhere until I am ready to cash in the Survival of the Fittest Belt and go for the Extreme Warrior Title... This title was custom made for Charlie Kline... Who else in the IXWA belongs in front of the camera week after week? Charlie Kline was born for this role and I will be damned if I am going to let any of you three clowns cut my time short... This is our time…
[Kline motions to Gordon and himself...]
GG: Yeah!
[Kline Smiles...]
CK: This is our reign…
[Gordon Smiles...]
GG: Preach it babe!
CK: This is IXWA’s NEW Power Couple... Fans I won’t promise you will like me but I promise you THE RIDE OF A [BLEEP...]ing LIFETIME AS LONG AS I AM HOLDING THIS BELT! Get ready for excitement... Get ready for fun... Get to hear it over and over again...
[Gina steps up and motions to Kline...]
GG: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner and STILL IXWA TELEVISION CHAMPION… “HOT COMMODITY” CHARLIE KLINE!!!!!
[Fade to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We have one match left before our main event...
JT: And that match is going to take place right now... Over to you, Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring... Fighting out of Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 278 pounds... Tom Malice!!!
[He stands motionless in the ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Ambitionz Az a Ridah" by 2Pac kicks in over the PA system and the fans look towards the entrance way as Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw makes his way through the curtain...]
SJD: From Tampa, Florida and weighing in at 265 pounds...
[Crenshaw stands for a moment, looking at the crowd menacingly, before slowly walking towards the ring... As he reaches the ringside area, he squats down at the ring steps, touches the bottom step with both hands, and then proceeds to get into the ring...]
SJD: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
Tom Malice Vs Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a half nelson suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the turnbuckle...
Tom Malice comes back, but is met with a clothesline...
Judd Crenshaw throws Tom Malice out of the ring...
Judd Crenshaw jumps onto him with a springboard dropkick...
Judd Crenshaw throws Tom Malice into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Judd Crenshaw knocks Tom Malice into the ringsteps...
Judd Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos...
Judd Crenshaw shoves Tom Malice into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Judd Crenshaw reenters the ring...
Tom Malice climbs back into the ring...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw misses with a shoulderblock...
Judd Crenshaw uses a backbreaker on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a series of mounted punches...
Judd Crenshaw gets a stretch muffler on Tom Malice...
Tom Malice is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Tom Malice grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a dragon screw, but Tom Malice blocks it...
Tom Malice nails Judd Crenshaw with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Tom Malice uses a facebite on Judd Crenshaw...
Tom Malice goes for a spinebuster slam, but Judd Crenshaw counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
Judd Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos...
Judd Crenshaw throws Tom Malice out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, Tom Malice reenters the ring...
Judd Crenshaw uses a release German suplex on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos...
Judd Crenshaw locks Tom Malice in a rear chinlock...
Tom Malice is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Tom Malice tries to escape the hold...
Tom Malice grabs the ropes after 14 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw nails Tom Malice with a series of punches to the stomach...
Judd Crenshaw is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the ropes, but Tom Malice reverses it...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a clothesline...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw executes a backdrop on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a full nelson slam...
Judd Crenshaw uses a series of punches to the stomach on Tom Malice...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw puts Tom Malice in a rear chinlock...
Tom Malice tries to escape the hold...
Tom Malice is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Tom Malice tries to fight the pain...
Tom Malice is inching his way towards the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw lets go after 23 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw whips Tom Malice into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw and Tom Malice get hit with a double clothesline...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw nails Tom Malice with a back suplex...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Judd Crenshaw...
Judd Crenshaw executes an STO on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw goes for a knifehand chop, but Tom Malice counters it with a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
Judd Crenshaw reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Tom Malice is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Tom Malice places Judd Crenshaw on the turnbuckle...
Tom Malice nails Judd Crenshaw with a top-rope Splash Mountain...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Tom Malice runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw uses a backbreaker on Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw gets a rolling takedown leglock on Tom Malice...
Tom Malice tries to escape the hold...
Tom Malice inches his way towards the ropes after 10 seconds...
Judd Crenshaw executes the Death Grip on Tom Malice...
Tom Malice breaks the hold after 11 seconds...
Tom Malice chops Judd Crenshaw...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw kicks Tom Malice...
Tom Malice chops Judd Crenshaw...
Judd Crenshaw punches Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Judd Crenshaw punches Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw seemingly enjoys the boos...
Tom Malice kicks Judd Crenshaw...
A portion of the crowd is booing Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw chops Tom Malice...
Judd Crenshaw runs into the ropes...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a shoulderblock...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with a series of punches to the stomach...
Judd Crenshaw hits Tom Malice with the Running Forearm Smash...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Tom Malice begs off...
Judd Crenshaw locks Tom Malice in a triangle choke...
Tom Malice is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Tom Malice is writhing in pain...
Tom Malice submits after 11 seconds...
The boos are resurfacing again...
SJD: The winner of the match – Judd Crenshaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!!!
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Winner: Judd "The Studd" Crenshaw
Time of match: 0:07:24
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TM: Bonser needs to book this guy against some named talent...
JT: I couldn’t agree more...
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Backstage:
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[The camera opened up shakily in a dark and garbage cluttered alley way... Panning the dirty and dark scene, the camera centered on the frame of a beast of a man who was leaning against the brick of the back side of one of the homes lining the alley way... Wearing a pair of khaki cargo shorts, a buckskin pair of fully laced ankle high Timberland boots and a Army fatigue hooded zip up sweatshirt, his intimidating blue eyes turned and looked to the camera briefly, before turning back and staring forward...]
STYLES: Last Beatdown, Roman Anderson escaped my clutches... But it wasn't luck, this time around...
["Pandemonium" Brian Styles shook his head side to side while his nostrils flared wide...]
STYLES: No, this time it was because some has been with a battered body and ego decided to intrude in my business... There should be no If's, And's, or But's as to why I should not only be the number one contender, but the ONLY contender to the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship... Roman, I tell you this, and I tell you this only one time... The walls are closing in on you...
[Styles nodded to himself before continuing...]
STYLES: I took part in CWF's March to Glory pay per view... Where I dismantled, dominated, and abused RJ Souza... Souza, you got one lucky kick and not only do you know that, but so does the world... If not for that kick, you'd still be laying on the mat covered in your own blood and urine while having to be inevitably carried out of the arena like the broken old has been you are...
[Styles laughed to himself for a brief moment before continuing...]
STYLES: You were right about one thing though, RJ... I am the future, but I am also the present... I'm not here for friendship or alliances... No, that's petty high school shit... I'm here to punish and inflict life long pain... I'm here for my paycheck... I'm here to be the highest champion... Not because I need to be the champion... It's because I deserve to be the champion... It's because I'm the realest thing there is to a fighter...
[Styles laughed once more, shaking his head...]
STYLES: I'm not some side show act like the CWF offers... I'm not some prissy little whining bitch like ninety percent of the CWF main roster... I'm the best thing that IXWA offers to the world... I'm the best thing that will happen to the CWF main roster... It all starts tonight...
[Styles leaned his head back on the brick building, and flared his nostrils while clenching his jaw...]
STYLES: "In a few short hours... Beauty gets over taken by the Beast... The Aristocrat will be beaten to poverty... The so called Hot Commodity? He'll just be an after thought at the end of the night... You three can thank RJ, and Damian Payne for the hell that is going to be unleashed... The luck in the IXWA has run out... It's time for Pandemonium to run wild and reclaim the IXWA Television Title that was stolen from me...
[Styles moved off the wall and took an intimidating stand front and center of the camera as he stood stout with the intimidating look in his eyes piercing the lens...]
STYLES: Tonight, you three ladies are forewarned to bring your A game... Because I'm bringing the unrelenting pain...
[The camera lens was covered up by the big right hand of Styles as the camera feed went static...]
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Ringside:
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TM: This is it... The match we have been waiting for...
JT: The main event... Let’s not waste any more time... Over to you, JD...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a no-time-limit-elimination four corners match and it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
["O Fortuna" fills the air and the 24 Hour Man, Ric Beauty steps onto the stage and in an instant owns it... He eyes the crowd before taking the walk to the ring... Ric slides into the ring and surveys the audience...]
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen - weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from LAS VEGAS NEVADA, the TWENTY FOUR HOUR MAN... RIC BEAUTY!
[Ric smiles to himself and stretches against the ropes...]
SJD: His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
SJD: Their opponent...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds... "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes...]
SJD: Their opponent...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Television Championship draped over her left shoulder and the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship belt draped over her right shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 15, 2015
*** MAIN EVENT: ***
IXWA Television Championship - fatal fourway elimination match:
"The Twenty Four Hour Man" Ric Beauty Vs
"Pandemonium" Bryan Styles Vs
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe Vs
"Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty puts Charlie Kline in a sleeperhold...
Charlie Kline manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
The chants for Ric Beauty are deafening...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline...
The crowd is going crazy...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline chops Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline goes for a sleeperhold reverse mat slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a jawbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Ric Beauty throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Charlie Kline slides back in under the bottom rope...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline hits a spinning back suplex on Ric Beauty...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a somersault legdrop...
Charlie Kline tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a dropkick, but Ric Beauty side-steps and Brian Styles crashes to the canvas...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a double leg takedown...
Ric Beauty covers Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a drop toe hold...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a kick...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a slingshot suplex...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with an elbow...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Charlie Kline executes a flying forearm on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline hits a Huracanrana on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Charlie Kline with a clothesline...
Brian Styles whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline goes for a spin kick, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles puts Charlie Kline in a choke against the ropes...
Scott Braski warns Brian Styles to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Brian Styles hits a running clothesline on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles goes for a vertical suplex, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Brian Styles with a flip piledriver...
A portion of the crowd is booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline tags out to Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty throws Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Ric Beauty comes back and rocks Brian Styles with a kick to the midsection...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a belly-to-back suplex...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles uses a back heel kick on Ric Beauty...
Brian Styles sends Ric Beauty into the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock...
Brian Styles tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with a knifehand chop...
Archibald Smythe gets a sleeperhold on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty tries to escape the hold...
Ric Beauty is inching his way towards the ropes...
Brian Styles makes the save...
Ric Beauty tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a piledriver, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a hiptoss, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a kneebreaker, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles executes an armbar takedown on Archibald Smythe...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles goes for a vertical suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe hits Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a roundhouse kick...
Charlie Kline executes a sidewalk slam on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Charlie Kline tags out to Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a double underhook suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits a kneebreaker on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe goes for a hiptoss, but Ric Beauty counters it with a facerake...
Ric Beauty goes for a vertical suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits a slingshot suplex on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ric Beauty...
The crowd is starting to get behind Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty kicks Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty has the crowd going wild...
Ric Beauty kicks Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits a vertical suplex on Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits an arm wringer on Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a back suplex...
Archibald Smythe goes for a legdrop, but Brian Styles rolls out of the way...
Brian Styles goes for an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a slingshot suplex...
Archibald Smythe locks Brian Styles in a side headlock...
Brian Styles manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Archibald Smythe punches Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe chops Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Brian Styles chops Archibald Smythe...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe punches Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Brian Styles kicks Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty uses a headlock takedown on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty gets an abdominal stretch on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is struggling to reach the ropes...
Brian Styles makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 10 seconds
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a headlock takedown...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty sets up Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty hits a belly-to-back superplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
Ric Beauty jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is going crazy...
Ric Beauty takes Brian Styles down with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty nails Brian Styles with a belly-to-back suplex...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Scott Braski counts: 3...
Scott Braski counts: 4...
Ric Beauty shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is starting to bleed...
Scott Braski counts: 5...
Ric Beauty shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
Ric Beauty hits a forearm smash on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty gets back into the ring...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
Ric Beauty whips Brian Styles into the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty charges into the corner, but Brian Styles moves out of the way...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Brian Styles is bleeding like a faucet...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ric Beauty with a kick...
Brian Styles tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe sets up Ric Beauty on the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe takes Ric Beauty down with a belly-to-belly superplex...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with a flying huracanrana...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty executes a dropkick on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a German suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty goes for a leg grapevine, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a dropkick, but Charlie Kline side-steps and Ric Beauty crashes to the canvas...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline hits a cradle piledriver onto the chair on Ric Beauty...
A fan at ringside badmouths Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits a fisherman buster on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline executes a dropsault on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a kneedrop...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline executes a palm strike on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Charlie Kline kicks Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a dropsault, but Ric Beauty side-steps and Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
Ric Beauty uses a headlock takedown on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty puts Charlie Kline in an abdominal stretch...
Charlie Kline breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Charlie Kline uses a spin kick on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Ric Beauty ducks out of the way...
Ric Beauty goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a sidewalk slam...
Charlie Kline goes for a fisherman buster, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits an armdrag on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a backbreaker...
Ric Beauty covers Charlie Kline...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty has the crowd going wild...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty nails Charlie Kline with a head and arm suplex...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a spinning heel kick...
Charlie Kline goes for a moonsault bodyblock, but Ric Beauty side-steps and
Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a gutwrench suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty locks Charlie Kline in a sleeperhold...
Charlie Kline tries to escape the hold...
Charlie Kline is inching his way towards the ropes...
Charlie Kline tries to escape the hold...
Ric Beauty lets go after 27 seconds...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
The crowd is behind Ric Beauty all the way...
Charlie Kline punches Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty kicks Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty has the crowd going wild...
Ric Beauty chops Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty punches Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Ric Beauty puts Charlie Kline in a front facelock...
Charlie Kline reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Ric Beauty executes a gutwrench suplex on Charlie Kline...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline uses a flying forearm on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline hits Scott Braski with a backdrop driver...
Scott Braski is out cold...
Scott Braski shakes off the pain...
Charlie Kline goes for a sidewalk slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a DDT...
Ric Beauty executes a forearm smash on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty sends Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline charges in with a handspring elbow...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline nails Ric Beauty with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline goes for an elbow drop, but Ric Beauty rolls out of the way...
Brian Styles is bleeding like hell...
Ric Beauty sets up Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle...
Ric Beauty uses a belly-to-back superplex on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty tags out to Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe takes Charlie Kline down with a backbreaker...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles nails Archibald Smythe with a running knee lift...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles goes for an armbar, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe executes a back suplex on Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a head and arm suplex...
Archibald Smythe executes the Fall From Grace on Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles executes a kick to the knee on Archibald Smythe...
Brian Styles takes Archibald Smythe down with a running knee lift...
Brian Styles goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Archibald Smythe nails Brian Styles with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe nails Brian Styles with a backbreaker...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Brian Styles hits Archibald Smythe with a backbreaker...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
Archibald Smythe follows him back in...
Brian Styles nails Archibald Smythe with the Running Forearm Smash...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Brian Styles takes Archibald Smythe down with a running knee lift...
Brian Styles sets up Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
Brian Styles hits Archibald Smythe with a belly-to-back superplex...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe and Brian Styles get hit with a double clothesline...
Archibald Smythe goes for a headlock takedown, but Brian Styles counters it with a back suplex...
In turn, Archibald Smythe counters it with a flip...
Archibald Smythe goes for a back suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with an elbowsmash...
Brian Styles goes for a knifehand chop, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe punches Brian Styles...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe nails Brian Styles with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe places Brian Styles on the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe takes Brian Styles down with a belly-to-belly superplex...
Archibald Smythe goes for a back suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a go-behind...
Brian Styles executes a running clothesline on Archibald Smythe...
Brian Styles tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline goes for a dropsault, but Archibald Smythe side-steps and
Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
Archibald Smythe throws Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle...
Archibald Smythe runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
Charlie Kline hits a fisherman buster on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline goes for a frog splash, but Archibald Smythe rolls out of the way...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline hits Archibald Smythe with a roundhouse kick...
Charlie Kline uses a dropsault on Archibald Smythe...
Charlie Kline tags out to Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe hits a swinging neckbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe uses a swinging neckbreaker on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty executes a fireman's carry takedown on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty falls out of the ring...
Archibald Smythe jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe whips Ric Beauty into the guardrail...
Archibald Smythe goes for a kneebreaker, but Ric Beauty counters it with an elbowsmash...
Ric Beauty throws Archibald Smythe back into the ring...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Ric Beauty executes a drop toe hold on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe goes for a hiptoss, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a hiptoss...
Ric Beauty goes for a hiptoss, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a facerake...
Archibald Smythe executes the Fall From Grace on Ric Beauty...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Archibald Smythe nails Ric Beauty with a drop toe hold...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty blocks it...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty takes Archibald Smythe down with an arm wringer...
Ric Beauty nails Archibald Smythe with a belly-to-back suplex...
There are lots of chants for Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe chops Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty punches Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is really behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty punches Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe chops Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe kicks Ric Beauty...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe punches Ric Beauty...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for a double leg takedown, but Ric Beauty counters it with a forearm to the back...
Ric Beauty goes for a knifehand chop, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe uses a kneebreaker on Ric Beauty...
Archibald Smythe nails Ric Beauty with a European uppercut...
Archibald Smythe nails Ric Beauty with a snap suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Archibald Smythe with an elbow...
Ric Beauty takes Archibald Smythe down with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty uses a forearm smash on Archibald Smythe...
Ric Beauty tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline nails Archibald Smythe with a flying spinning leg lariat...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Charlie Kline covers Archibald Smythe...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Archibald Smythe has been eliminated...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
They lock up...
Charlie Kline uses a Huracanrana on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes...
Ric Beauty misses with an elbow...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Ric Beauty goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline goes for a backbreaker, but Ric Beauty counters it with a facerake...
Ric Beauty goes for a knifehand chop, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a forearm to the back, but Ric Beauty side-steps and
Brian Styles crashes to the canvas...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a backdrop...
Ric Beauty hits a gutwrench suplex on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Ric Beauty hits Brian Styles with a head and arm suplex...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty goes for a slingshot suplex, but Brian Styles counters it with a vertical suplex...
In turn, Ric Beauty counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ric Beauty uses a drop toe hold on Brian Styles...
Ric Beauty goes for a headlock takedown, but Brian Styles throws him off...
Brian Styles tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with an atomic drop...
Charlie Kline goes for a sidewalk slam, but Ric Beauty counters it with a DDT...
The crowd is starting to get behind Ric Beauty...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a backbreaker...
Ric Beauty hits an arm wringer on Charlie Kline...
Ric Beauty executes a slingshot suplex on Charlie Kline...
A small "Ric Beauty" chant is being started...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ric Beauty hits Charlie Kline with a piledriver...
Ric Beauty attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Ric Beauty runs into the ropes...
Ric Beauty takes Charlie Kline down with a fireman's carry takedown...
Ric Beauty whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes a dropkick to the knee on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline uses a flip piledriver on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a springboard moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline whips Ric Beauty into the ropes, but Ric Beauty reverses it...
Ric Beauty misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline misses with a shoulderblock...
Ric Beauty goes for a hiptoss, but Charlie Kline counters it with a facerake...
Charlie Kline uses a backdrop driver on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline hits a cradle piledriver on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Charlie Kline takes Ric Beauty down with a cartwheel splash...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a spinning heel kick...
Charlie Kline hits Ric Beauty with a handspring moonsault...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline executes a flying reverse neckbreaker onto the chair on Ric Beauty...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Ric Beauty...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Ric Beauty has been eliminated...
TM: Kline getting a measure of revenge on Beauty for what happened on the last show...
JT: I guess so...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
They lock up...
Charlie Kline goes for a cradle piledriver, but Brian Styles counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles gets a choke against the ropes on Charlie Kline...
Scott Braski warns Brian Styles to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Brian Styles executes the Running Forearm Smash on Charlie Kline...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Brian Styles throws Charlie Kline into the turnbuckle, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
Charlie Kline charges in with a handspring elbow...
Charlie Kline nails Brian Styles with a flying spinning leg lariat...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles executes an STO on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Brian Styles attempts to place Charlie Kline on the turnbuckle, but
Charlie Kline blocks it...
Brian Styles kicks Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline punches Brian Styles...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline chops Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline executes a clothesline on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline sends Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Brian Styles hits Charlie Kline with a piledriver...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles nails Charlie Kline with a dragon screw...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a Huracanrana...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline takes Brian Styles down with an eye gouge...
Charlie Kline hits a fisherman buster on Brian Styles...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Charlie Kline uses a frog splash on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline goes for a clothesline, but Brian Styles counters it with a Fujiwara armbar...
Charlie Kline is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Charlie Kline is inching his way towards the ropes...
Charlie Kline reaches the ropes after being trapped for 17 seconds...
Brian Styles executes a DDT on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline attempts to place Brian Styles on the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Charlie Kline nails Brian Styles with a DDT...
Charlie Kline uses a flying reverse neckbreaker on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with an elbow...
Charlie Kline covers Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Brian Styles...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Brian Styles has been eliminated...
[All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...]
SJD: The winner of the match and STILL IXWA Television Champion -- "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kliiiiiiiiiine!!!
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Winner ad STILL IXWA Television Champion: Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:37:58
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TM: What a match! What a damn match!
JT: I agree with you there! That is why I am not only employed by the IXWA but also a major fan!
[The scene shows Charlie Kline standing mid-ring with both of his championship belts held high in the air and Gina Gordon beaming happily behind him as she claps her hands enthusiastically...]
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