IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - MAY 27, 2016
Haas Pavilion, Berkeley, CALIFORNIA
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: We’re here with a sold out crowd here in Berkeley...
JT: Yes we are... The fans in attendance know that they are in for an awesome show tonight and that they we are a few short weeks away from Quest for the Best...
TM: It is rumoured that all of the Championships here in the IXWA will be on the line at Quest for the Best...
JT: Even the new ones?
TM: Indeed... Hopefully our CEO – Neil Bonser will shed some light on that soon enough... Anyway – our first match this evening is the match that didn’t happen on the last show because only one of the participants showed up...
JT: Haha... Indeed... So – just to make sure it didn’t happen again we’ve ushered them all in to the ring before the show began... Let’s get some info from Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is the Bad Ass Babe #1 contender scramble match... All of these beautiful ladies in the ring will be in action at the same time trying to eliminate each other... Eliminations can occur by pinfall or by submission... May the best woman win!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
Bad Ass Babe #1 contender scramble match
Lady Fantasy Vs Jessica Hendrix Vs Kallie Green
Vs Vanessa Hendrix Vs Aqua Vega
[pinfalls and submissions cause eliminations -
last woman standing is the winner...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Kallie Green nails Aqua Vega with a hair pull takedown...
Kallie Green is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Kallie Green goes for a legdrop, but Aqua Vega rolls out of the way...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Aqua Vega misses with a shoulderblock...
Kallie Green misses with an elbow...
Kallie Green takes Aqua Vega down with a thrust kick to the head...
Kallie Green is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with an arm wringer...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green hits a Russian legsweep on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a shoulderblock...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Aqua Vega counters it with a low blow...
Aqua Vega takes Kallie Green down with a thrust kick to the head...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green locks Aqua Vega in a sleeperhold...
Aqua Vega reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kallie Green goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Aqua Vega counters it with a side suplex...
Aqua Vega uses an arm wringer on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a shoulderblock...
Kallie Green goes for the Pendulum Swing, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega nails Kallie Green with an atomic drop...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega goes for a clothesline, but Kallie Green counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Aqua Vega counters it with a side suplex...
(Jessica Hendrix and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix uses a swinging neckbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a sleeperhold, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy punches Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy kicks Jessica Hendrix...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy and Kallie Green whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Jessica Hendrix with a double elbowsmash...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix with a snap suplex...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy hits a powerbomb on Jessica Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
(Lady Fantasy and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Lady Fantasy gets a front facelock on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Lady Fantasy punches Aqua Vega...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Aqua Vega kicks Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Vega...
Lady Fantasy punches Aqua Vega...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy punches Aqua Vega...
Lady Fantasy chops Aqua Vega...
Lady Fantasy is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lady Fantasy executes a flying dropkick on Aqua Vega...
Lady Fantasy is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lady Fantasy takes Aqua Vega down with a fisherman suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Lady Fantasy whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega and Lady Fantasy get hit with a double clothesline...
Aqua Vega whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Aqua Vega hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Aqua Vega is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Lady Fantasy complains about a fast count...
SJD: Lady Fantasy has been eliminated!!!
There are lots of chants for Aqua Vega...
(Aqua Vega and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Aqua Vega kicks Kallie Green...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega chops Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green gets an airplane spin on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Aqua Vega goes for a snap mare, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Vega into the turnbuckle...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green punches Aqua Vega...
The crowd is going crazy...
Aqua Vega punches Kallie Green...
The crowd is going crazy...
Aqua Vega punches Kallie Green...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
The crowd is going crazy...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits a thrust kick to the head on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega has the crowd going wild...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
Kallie Green throws Aqua Vega out of the ring...
Kallie Green jumps onto her with a baseball slide...
Kallie Green executes a bodyslam on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green goes for a hair pull takedown, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega hits Kallie Green with a bodyslam...
Aqua Vega shoves Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega uses a bodyslam on Kallie Green...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Kallie Green shoves Aqua Vega into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Kallie Green goes for an Asai moonsault, but Aqua Vega counters it with a Tombstone...
The crowd is behind Aqua Vega all the way...
Aqua Vega throws Kallie Green into the ringsteps...
The chants for Aqua Vega are deafening...
Aqua Vega hits Kallie Green with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega shoves Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega hits an eye gouge on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega shoves Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega runs Kallie Green into the ringpost...
Aqua Vega shoves Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega hits an atomic drop on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Kallie Green executes a hair pull takedown on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green climbs back into the ring...
Aqua Vega follows her back in...
Kallie Green uses a thrust kick to the head on Aqua Vega...
The crowd is behind Kallie Green all the way...
(Aqua Vega and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Aqua Vega and Jessica Hendrix whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double kick to the midsection...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a knee to the face, but Vanessa Hendrix side-steps and Jessica Hendrix crashes to the canvas...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a Shining Wizard on Aqua Vega...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a firemans carry into a DDT...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Aqua Vega slides down her back...
Aqua Vega takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a high kick...
Aqua Vega whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
Aqua Vega gets a sleeperhold on Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds...
(Jessica Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Jessica Hendrix with a kick...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix executes a tornado DDT on Aqua Vega...
Vanessa Hendrix is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
(Jessica Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix hits a knee to the face on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a snap suplex, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega and Kallie Green whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Jessica Hendrix with a double clothesline...
Aqua Vega locks Jessica Hendrix in a sleeperhold...
Vanessa Hendrix makes the save...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a superkick...
Jessica Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with a knee to the face...
Jessica Hendrix throws Aqua Vega out of the ring...
Jessica Hendrix rolls out under the bottom rope...
Jessica Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a fisherman suplex...
Jessica Hendrix throws Aqua Vega into the guardrail...
Jessica Hendrix hits a snap suplex on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix executes a double underhook backbreaker on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix knocks Aqua Vega into the ringpost...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Aqua Vega ducks out of the way...
Aqua Vega takes Jessica Hendrix down with a bulldog...
Aqua Vega gets back into the ring...
Jessica Hendrix rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Aqua Vega covers Jessica Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Aqua Vega locks Jessica Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix makes the save...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix chops Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega punches Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega kicks Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Aqua Vega chops Jessica Hendrix...
Aqua Vega hits Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix chops Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega kicks Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is giving Aqua Vega a standing ovation...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega goes for an airplane spin, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a facerake...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
(Kallie Green and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a sitdown faceslam...
The crowd is behind Kallie Green all the way...
Kallie Green executes the Greenhouse Effect on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix makes the save...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a clothesline...
Kallie Green hits a splash on Aqua Vega...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Kallie Green with a kick...
(Aqua Vega and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Aqua Vega hits a single arm DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a backdrop...
Jessica Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with an atomic drop...
Jessica Hendrix uses a double-axhandle to the back on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix uses a double-axhandle to the back on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a fisherman suplex, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega goes for a single arm DDT, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a swinging neckbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with a snap suplex...
Jessica Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a scoop slam...
Jessica Hendrix throws Aqua Vega into the turnbuckle...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix executes a firemans carry into a DDT on Aqua Vega...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a tornado DDT...
Vanessa Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a firemans carry into a DDT...
Vanessa Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Vanessa Hendrix is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
(Aqua Vega and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Aqua Vega hits a clothesline on Jessica Hendrix...
Aqua Vega catches Jessica Hendrix in an abdominal stretch...
Kallie Green makes the save...
Jessica Hendrix executes the Jess in Time on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green makes the save...
Aqua Vega executes a thrust kick to the head on Jessica Hendrix...
(Aqua Vega and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Aqua Vega goes for a sleeperhold, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Aqua Vega goes for a snap mare, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix punches Aqua Vega...
Vanessa Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Vanessa Hendrix chops Aqua Vega...
(Jessica Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix whip Kallie Green into the ropes...
They hit Kallie Green with a double clothesline...
Jessica Hendrix executes a bulldog headlock on Kallie Green...
(Aqua Vega and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Aqua Vega hits a hair pull takedown on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the ropes, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a backdrop...
Kallie Green executes a dropkick on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green hits a tiger driver on Aqua Vega...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, Vanessa Hendrix makes the save...
Aqua Vega sends Kallie Green into the turnbuckle...
Kallie Green comes back, but is met with an elbow...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix hits Jessica Hendrix with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Vanessa Hendrix with a shoulderblock...
Jessica Hendrix nails Vanessa Hendrix with a scoop slam...
Jessica Hendrix takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a superkick...
Jessica Hendrix hits a German suplex on Vanessa Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a gorilla press into a powerslam on Jessica Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
(Jessica Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a knee to the face...
Jessica Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with a bulldog headlock...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix locks Aqua Vega in a camel clutch...
Aqua Vega inches her way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Jessica Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a double underhook backbreaker...
Jessica Hendrix uses a swinging neckbreaker on Aqua Vega...
(Kallie Green and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Kallie Green hits a tilt-a-whirl inverted DDT on Vanessa Hendrix...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kallie Green...
Kallie Green uses a bodyslam on Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Kallie Green hits a legdrop on Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green hits Vanessa Hendrix with a sitdown faceslam...
Kallie Green hits Vanessa Hendrix with a hair pull...
(Kallie Green and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Kallie Green uses a springboard armdrag on Jessica Hendrix...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega locks Vanessa Hendrix in a sleeperhold...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Aqua Vega executes a hair pull takedown on Vanessa Hendrix...
Aqua Vega hits Vanessa Hendrix with a hair pull takedown...
Aqua Vega whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes, but Vanessa Hendrix reverses it...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega falls out of the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix goes outside...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Aqua Vega back into the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with an elbow...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Aqua Vega has been eliminated!!!
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a spear, but Kallie Green counters it with a kneelift...
Kallie Green executes a swinging neckbreaker on Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a side suplex...
Kallie Green goes for a hair pull takedown, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a tornado DDT, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green goes for a vertical suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green nails Vanessa Hendrix with a slap...
Kallie Green hits Vanessa Hendrix with a butt-bump...
Kallie Green takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kallie Green whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a spear on Kallie Green...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a tornado DDT...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a shoulderblock...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with an elbow...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kallie Green into the ropes, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green gets an airplane spin on Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix breaks the hold after 11 seconds...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Kallie Green counters it with a go-behind...
Kallie Green goes for a high kick, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix punches Kallie Green...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green kicks Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green kicks Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
(Jessica Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a fisherman suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Jessica Hendrix executes a scoop slam on Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a sleeperhold, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a snap suplex...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a Shining Wizard, but Kallie Green ducks out of the way...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a backdrop...
Kallie Green falls out of the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes outside...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Jessica Hendrix climbs back into the ring...
Kallie Green climbs back into the ring...
Jessica Hendrix executes a German suplex on Kallie Green...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green kicks Jessica Hendrix...
Kallie Green hits Jessica Hendrix...
The chants for Kallie Green are deafening...
(Kallie Green and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Kallie Green hits an arm wringer on Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green goes for a springboard bulldog, but Vanessa Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a firemans carry into a DDT...
(Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix nails Vanessa Hendrix with a German suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Jessica Hendrix with a tornado DDT...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a legsweep...
(Jessica Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix uses a swinging neckbreaker on Kallie Green...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kallie Green throws him to the mat...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix uses a superkick on Kallie Green...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a superkick...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Kallie Green has been eliminated!!!
TM: One of the two ladies in the ring is going to be the top contender to the Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: My money is on Hendrix...
[Tony sighs...]
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix takes Jessica Hendrix down with a DDT...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a go-behind...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Jessica Hendrix down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a firemans carry into a DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a bulldog headlock...
Jessica Hendrix nails Vanessa Hendrix with a snap suplex...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a snap suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a superkick...
Jessica Hendrix takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a Shining Wizard...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits an atomic drop on Vanessa Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a firemans carry into a DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Jessica Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a backdrop...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a gorilla press into a powerslam on Jessica Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Jessica Hendrix has been eliminated!!! The winner of the match and the new #1 contender for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship is ----- Vanessa Hendrix!!!
[The crowd is going crazy... By now Jessica is back on her feat and looking a bit crestfallen... After a moment though her face breaks into a smile and she hugs her sister and holds her arm up in the air...]
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Winner: Vanessa Hendrix
Time of match: 0:14:51
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Backstage:
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[For a change we see one of the most dangerous men on the planet Lucifer sitting down on the bench in the locker room and he is actually quite calm, he isn't hitting a locker or ripping it off the hinges so Neil Bonser can fine him for doing so... Nope the seven foot monster is wearing a black tank top with black jeans and black steel toe boots... He is up at the ceiling as if he sees something on it... Lucifer's red eyes are zooming in on a brown spot as he is doing so right behind him is Doomsday his tag team partner... The even bigger man is wearing a brown t-shirt with gray sweats and brown boots... Doomsday is pacing the floor as he is just shaking his head... This seems to be switch as he is the calm one, but instead it appears that he is worried about something...]
Doomsday: Lucifer do you believe we have to get into the ring with Guidry and Wilson once again? I am starting to really hate those two... I know we are involved in a six man tag team match with our partner being Charlie Kline, but still why in the hell does Bonser put us in the ring with those two?
[Lucifer just shrugs his shoulders...]
Doomsday: Oh... We aren't talking this week... You wanted to rip Psychotic's head off his shoulders and now you are so calm against these two...
[He shakes his head...]
Doomsday: I know you are right; I shouldn't get bent out of shape about those two... But they appear to be the hottest thing in this company and I can't figure out why?
[Lucifer stands up, as he gets ready to slam his fist into a locker...]
Doomsday: Don't do that...
[Lucifer pumps the brakes...]
Doomsday: However, Brian Styles is a wild card of the bunch... This guy is supposed to be so untouchable, he can't be beaten... Got some news for him, he is about two get pounded by two seven foot monsters...
[He turns to Lucifer...]
Doomsday: I just don't know big man, why Guidry and Watson are getting to me... Deep down, those two are supposed to be the next big thing around here and that ticks me off... I guess I am one of those veterans that is starting to realize that this just might be my last ride... I did ask you to put your singles career on hold just so we could win the tag team titles once again... Don't get me wrong, I feel great and could go another few years, but I feel this isn't quite the end yet...
Lucifer: Are you starting to get soft on me?
Doomsday: Hell no... I am not, what I am trying to save let's go out to the ring later on and beat Guidry and Watson and Styles to a bloody pulp...
Lucifer: That is what I like to hear... Besides, that singles career is still there... Besides, do you trust Kline as our partner tonight?
Doomsday: Not really... But we have no choice... He better let us lead...
Lucifer: Just because he is the man around here doesn't make him the leader of this team...
Doomsday: He better mind his manners or he will get beaten to a bloody pulp like the rest...
Lucifer: Deep down, I know we can be tag team champions of this company for a long time... Guidry and Watson will never get these straps from us and you know that...
Doomsday: You know you are right? I don't know why in the hell I was getting bent out of shape anyway...
[Lucifer nods his head...]
Voice: Me neither...
[Suddenly the two seven foot monsters slowly turn around as they begin to wonder who in their right mind would interrupt them...]
CROWD: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[As the camera slowly turns we see a young man wearing a blue t-shirt with blue jeans and blue and white shoes as he is wearing a Dodgers cap on his head...]
Justin Taylor: That is Frostbite...
Doomsday: What in the hell are you doing here?
[Frostbite shakes both Lucifer and Doomsday's hand...]
Frostbite: Is that anyway to treat an old friend...
Doomsday: Not at all... But why are you here? Don't you have your hands full with GEW and CWF business?
Frostbite: I do... But I am here on business... And you know what it is?
Doomsday: I have gotten your text... But I got to ask... Why?
Frostbite: I feel something is missing... We have been friends for years and thought if anybody could help me out or tell me straight up what I am doing wrong...
Doomsday: Dude, I have watched a lot of your matches here recently... Be honest, I don't see anything wrong... I was telling Lucifer here recently... I think you are wrestling the best that I ever seen...
Frostbite: But there is something wrong... I know it...
Doomsday: I just don't see it... Chalk it up to bad luck... I know you are getting tick off because you have been so close to becoming World Champion and IC Champion in two different companies, but trust me in time you will become champion again...
Frostbite: So what about my offer?
Doomsday: I am shocked by it... I don't know how I could help you...
Frostbite: I need the extra pair of eyes...
[He looks back at Lucifer...]
Doomsday: Look, Lucifer has some upcoming dates with a couple of other companies that he is working for... I have a little time on my hands... So, yes...
Frostbite: You will manage me...
Doomsday: Sure, why not...
Frostbite: Great... You did great things with Lucifer... I know you can get me back on top...
Doomsday: We shall see... But still don't know why you need me...
Frostbite: I know you have an important match later on...
Doomsday: Any tips on Brian Styles?
Frostbite: Certainly...
Lucifer: Can you out there and hurt Kline so you can be our partner tonight...
Frostbite: Don't think Neil would take too kindly to that... I am sure Michael Wilson is keeping tabs on what I am doing...
Doomsday: You know if you need any help with his band of misfits...
Frostbite: I will call, but I have it in hand...
[The three gather around with their backs toward the camera...]
Frostbite: Okay about Styles...
[Lucifer walks toward the camera as they quickly leave the locker room as he gets back to business at hand...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back – and Frostbite is in the building...
JT: The Cold Hearted Bastard himself!
TM: Justin!
JT: What? That’s what he calls himself...
TM: Hmm... Anyway – it’s time for our next match...
JT: Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest s scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring, fighting out of Parts Unknown and weighing in at 320 pounds... The Masked Terror!!!
[The crowd don't really know how to react...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Here Comes the Money" by Naughty by Nature
SJD: From Miami, Florida and weighing in at 325 pounds... Benjamiiiiiiiiiiin Frankliiiiiiiiiin...
[Franklin saunters out onto the entrance ramp and makes his way down to the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
The Masked Terror Vs Benjamin Franklin
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a full nelson...
Benjamin Franklin breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin uses a chop on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin whips The Masked Terror into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin misses with a shoulderblock...
Benjamin Franklin misses with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin locks The Masked Terror in a bearhug...
The Masked Terror grabs the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin chops The Masked Terror...
The crowd is really behind Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror...
There are lots of chants for Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin chops The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Benjamin Franklin...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror punches Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Benjamin Franklin throws him to the mat...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a wristlock, but The Masked Terror counters it with a punch...
In turn, Benjamin Franklin counters it with a roundhouse right...
Benjamin Franklin uses a charging axhandle bodyblock on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a choke lift, but The Masked Terror counters it with a kick to the midsection...
The Masked Terror uses a knee to the back on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror goes for a snap suplex, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a running clothesline, but The Masked Terror ducks out of the way...
The Masked Terror uses a faceslam on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror goes for a spinning DDT, but Benjamin Franklin counters it with a backdrop...
Benjamin Franklin catches The Masked Terror in a sleeperhold...
The Masked Terror manages to grab the ropes after 9 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin executes a backdrop on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin locks The Masked Terror in a chokehold...
Dana Riggelman warns Benjamin Franklin to let go...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three, four...
Benjamin Franklin executes a charging axhandle bodyblock on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin locks The Masked Terror in a wristlock...
The Masked Terror is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Masked Terror tries to escape the hold...
The Masked Terror reaches the ropes after 11 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a running clothesline, but The Masked Terror ducks out of the way...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a fist to the midsection...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a kick...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a faceslam...
The Masked Terror gets a full nelson on Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin reaches the ropes after being locked up for 18 seconds...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin takes The Masked Terror down with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin catches The Masked Terror in a bearhug...
The Masked Terror inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin hits a gutbuster on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a bodyslam, but The Masked Terror counters it with an elbowsmash...
The Masked Terror goes for a snap suplex, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a backbreaker, but The Masked Terror counters it with a facerake...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a fallaway slam...
The Masked Terror covers Benjamin Franklin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a monkey flip...
The Masked Terror goes for the Terror Smash, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
The Masked Terror uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a falling splash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes, but Benjamin Franklin reverses it...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a kick...
The Masked Terror nails Benjamin Franklin with an elbowdrop...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a double chickenwing submission...
Benjamin Franklin is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Benjamin Franklin is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Masked Terror lets go after 19 seconds...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a flying bulldog...
The Masked Terror is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Masked Terror goes for a diving elbow smash, but Benjamin Franklin ducks out of the way...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a Cradle DDT, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes, but Benjamin Franklin reverses it...
The Masked Terror goes for an enzuilariato, but Benjamin Franklin counters it with a backward kick...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with an avalanche...
Benjamin Franklin has the crowd going wild...
Benjamin Franklin uses a powerslam on The Masked Terror...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Benjamin Franklin complains about a slow count...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with an avalanche...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a splash from the second rope, but The Masked Terror gets his knees up...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin falls out of the ring...
The Masked Terror rolls out under the bottom rope...
The Masked Terror shoves Benjamin Franklin into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror throws Benjamin Franklin back into the ring...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a chinlock deathlock submission...
Benjamin Franklin makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
The Masked Terror goes for a Boston crab, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a bodyslam, but The Masked Terror counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
The Masked Terror nails Benjamin Franklin with a diving elbow smash...
The Masked Terror goes for a full nelson, but Benjamin Franklin counters it with a headbutt...
Benjamin Franklin hits a series of headbutts on The Masked Terror...
The crowd is going crazy...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a Boston crab, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a full nelson...
Benjamin Franklin tries to escape the hold...
Benjamin Franklin is struggling to reach the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin grabs the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds...
The Masked Terror executes the Terror Smash on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a diving elbow smash...
The Masked Terror goes for a spinning DDT, but Benjamin Franklin counters it with a backdrop...
Benjamin Franklin uses a running clothesline on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin puts The Masked Terror in a front facelock...
The Masked Terror is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Benjamin Franklin lets go after 16 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a bearhug, but The Masked Terror counters it with a facerake...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the turnbuckle...
The Masked Terror runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Benjamin Franklin lifts his knee...
Benjamin Franklin catches The Masked Terror in a wristlock...
The Masked Terror grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin takes The Masked Terror down with a Cradle DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a backdrop...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a senton...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a fallaway slam...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a kick...
The Masked Terror uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes, but Benjamin Franklin reverses it...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a shoulderblock...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin misses with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a kick...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a backdrop...
The Masked Terror goes for a snap suplex, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a backdrop...
Benjamin Franklin falls out of the ring...
The Masked Terror goes outside...
The Masked Terror uses a kick to the midsection on Benjamin Franklin...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
The Masked Terror throws Benjamin Franklin into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror uses a fist to the midsection on Benjamin Franklin...
Dana Riggelman counts: 6...
The Masked Terror gets back into the ring...
Benjamin Franklin follows him back in...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror punches Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Masked Terror kicks Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror hits a side suplex on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror executes the Terror Smash on Benjamin Franklin...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror executes a flying spinning leg lariat on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a flying bulldog...
The crowd is really behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror misses with a clothesline...
The Masked Terror goes for an enzuilariato, but Benjamin Franklin ducks out of the way...
Benjamin Franklin goes for the torture rack, but The Masked Terror counters it with an elbowsmash...
The Masked Terror nails Benjamin Franklin with a kneebreaker...
The Masked Terror goes for an enzuilariato, but Benjamin Franklin ducks out of the way...
Benjamin Franklin kicks The Masked Terror...
The crowd is really behind Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin chops The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin punches The Masked Terror...
The crowd is really behind Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror chops Benjamin Franklin...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror chops Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror...
The crowd is going crazy...
Benjamin Franklin catches The Masked Terror in the torture rack...
Dana Riggelman asks The Masked Terror if he's had enough...
The Masked Terror shakes his head...
Dana Riggelman checks The Masked Terror's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it stays up !
The Masked Terror fights his way out of the hold after 19 seconds...
The Masked Terror executes a knee to the back on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror uses an enzuilariato on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a flying spinning leg lariat...
The crowd is going crazy...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a chinlock deathlock submission...
Benjamin Franklin is struggling to reach the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 14 seconds...
The Masked Terror nails Benjamin Franklin with a flying bulldog...
The crowd is really behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror uses a flying bulldog on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a backdrop...
Benjamin Franklin executes the Almighty Dollar on The Masked Terror...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a bodyslam, but The Masked Terror counters it with a facerake...
The Masked Terror sends Benjamin Franklin into the turnbuckle, but Benjamin Franklin reverses it...
Benjamin Franklin runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Masked Terror moves out of the way...
The Masked Terror kicks Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror punches Benjamin Franklin...
The crowd is really behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror punches Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror hits a spinning DDT on Benjamin Franklin...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror covers Benjamin Franklin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
The Masked Terror hits a faceslam on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror executes a monkey flip on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror executes the Terror Smash on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Masked Terror goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a flying spinning leg lariat...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a shoulderblock...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a shoulderblock...
Benjamin Franklin is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
SJD: The winner of the match – Benjamin Franklin!
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Winner: Benjamin Franklin
Time of match: 0:17:59
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TM: Great debut for this guy...
JT: Indeed... I see good things ahead for him...
TM: Time for an ad break...
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for more singles action... This time – two guys who debuted in different matches on the last show – and both teams that they were in picked up wins...
JT: However, tonight – someone will win and someone won’t...
TM: Unless they both get disqualified...
JT: What?
TM: Or counted out...
JT: Shut up... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheuled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?" by A Day to Remember
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 174lbs... He is Ryaaaaaaan Keeeeeeys!
[Ryan walks in loving the reaction from the crowd, he smirks while walking to the stage, raising the hem of his shirt to show off to the camera... He slides through the bottom ropes and jumps to a corner turnbuckle (right), where he tears his tank top off to get ready for the match...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries"
SJD: Led to the ring by Ashley Walker and from Las Vegas, Nevada... He weighs in at 243 pounds -- Stewie Franchize!!!
[Walker and Franchize walk out onto the ramp and then make way down to the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
Stewie Franchize Vs Ryan Keys
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Stewie Franchize runs into the ropes...
Stewie Franchize hits Ryan Keys with a running knee lift...
Stewie Franchize goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Ryan Keys reverses it...
Ryan Keys hits an armwringer on Stewie Franchize...
There are lots of chants for Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys uses a spinning heel kick on Stewie Franchize...
There are lots of chants for Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a missile dropkick...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys nails Stewie Franchize with a dropsault...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a dropsault...
The crowd is cheering on Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a somersault legdrop...
The crowd is cheering on Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a Northern Lights suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a cartwheel splash...
Ryan Keys uses a spinning heel kick on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys uses a flying forearm on Stewie Franchize...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a springboard legdrop...
The crowd is cheering on Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a springboard armdrag...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a chop...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a flip piledriver...
A small "Ryan Keys" chant is being started...
Ryan Keys uses a missile dropkick on Stewie Franchize...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys executes a cartwheel splash on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a springboard armdrag...
Ryan Keys executes a handspring moonsault on Stewie Franchize...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ryan Keys executes spinning headscissors on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys runs into the ropes...
Ryan Keys goes for a Huracanrana, but Stewie Franchize counters it with a power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Stewie Franchize whips Ryan Keys into the ropes, but Ryan Keys reverses it...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a shoulderblock...
Ryan Keys throws Stewie Franchize out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, Stewie Franchize reenters the ring...
Ryan Keys nails Stewie Franchize with a flying forearm...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a flying spinning leg lariat...
Ryan Keys is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ryan Keys sets up the chair...
Ryan Keys nails Stewie Franchize with a release German suplex onto the chair...
Ryan Keys is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ryan Keys uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a split legged moonsault...
The crowd is cheering on Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys whips Stewie Franchize into the ropes...
Stewie Franchize misses with a shoulderblock...
Ryan Keys misses with a clothesline...
Stewie Franchize hits Ryan Keys with an elbow...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Stewie Franchize goes for a legdrop, but Ryan Keys rolls out of the way...
Ryan Keys covers Stewie Franchize...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Ashley Walker puts Stewie Franchize's foot on the rope...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a cartwheel splash...
Ryan Keys whips Stewie Franchize into the ropes, but Stewie Franchize reverses it...
Stewie Franchize misses with a kick...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a shoulderblock...
Ryan Keys nails Stewie Franchize with an armwringer...
Ryan Keys uses a handspring elbow on Stewie Franchize...
There are lots of chants for Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ryan Keys executes the Master Key on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Ryan Keys has the crowd going wild...
SJD: The winner of the match – Ryan Keeeeeeeeeeeys!!!
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Winner: Ryan Keys
Time of match: 0:05:07
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TM: Another tick in the win column for Ryan Keys... He’s making quite an impact here in such a short time...
JT: Indeed... Definitely one to keep your eye on...
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Backstage:
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[Back in the locker room we see two individuals with their backs turned towards the camera as our staff walks in on the two...]
Voice: You should have connected with that one... A few inches you would have put that right on the button...
[Our cameras peek over the left shoulder of one of the young man...]
Voice: Well, what about you and that move? You should have connected on that one...
[Our cameras pick up the two young man are on a smart phone as they are watching a video... From what we can tell it appears to be a wrestling match of some sort... As a few more seconds have passed we see Doomsday and Lucifer are on the phone... We see one image of Lucifer picking up Omar Wilson and giving him a massive chokeslam...]
Voice: I bet your back hurt for a few days...
[Another image pops up, this time we see Doomsday giving a huge powerbomb to Jimmie Guidry...]
Voice: You told me that your neck was hurting for a few days after taking that shot...
[The two men slowly turn around as if someone were in fact breathing down the necks... They are stunned that somebody would interrupt them... They jump to their feet as one young man is wearing a university of Idaho t-shirt with maroon tights and matching boots... The other gentleman has on a green t-shirt with green tights and yellow boots... We see that it is none other than Jimmie Guidry and Omar Watson...]
Jimmie: Is there any privacy anymore in the world?
Omar: You could have knocked... We were going over some important stuff...
Jimmie: We were watching some video of Satan's Disciples... Trying to pick up some tips...
Omar: Which reminds me... Why are we using my phone, instead of yours?
Jimmie: Because my phone has no battery life on it...
Omar: Excuses...
[The two turn toward each other and then back to the camera...]
Jimmie: I am sure they would like our thoughts about tonight's six man match...
Omar: Ah, yes he get back in the ring with Satan Disciples and the champion of this company, Charles Kline...
Jimmie: And our partner one of the most dangerous men in the business in Brian Styles... Gentlemen, this is just a warm up of what is excepted to come...
Omar: You see we know the time is approaching as we will get back into the ring with you and those tag team titles are going to be on the line...
Jimmie: We have studied the two of you very intently... We know since we arrived here, nobody has given us any respect...
Omar: We saw earlier that maybe we were finally getting your respect... Doomsday, it appears is a little afraid of us...
Jimmie: Can you believe the seven foot monster is afraid of some rookie tag team... It appears that have you on notice...
Omar: Tonight, we have a six man match, and that is our chance to show you one more time, just how much more you can worry about us...
Jimmie: The more we get into the ring with you, the more we can figure out a way to finally beat you and win those titles...
Omar: Charlie Kline, you my friend get a first hand look at what Thunder and Lightning is all about... You are the champion and we get that, but tonight we show you just what the future of this company is all about...
Jimmie: I know that we will have an issue with our tag team partner Brian Styles... We know that he can't be trusted, but that is issue we will handle if that comes about... But, Doomsday and Lucifer, we are going to keep going around and around with this...
Omar: And it will not stop, until we become the tag team champions... We know that we can beat you, and I believe you know it as well...
Jimmie: It is only a matter of time and later on... It will slowly but surely become the beginning of the end of your reign as tag team champs...
Omar: That you can believe...
[The two walk away as they get back on the phone as they continue to look at video...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Up next we have a match for the Television Championship...
JT: Dylan Black defends his championship against the man that picked up the win for his team last week – James Farrell... Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Me Without You" by TobyMac
SJD: Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 245lbs... He is Jaaaaames Farrell!
[Farrell raises his hand to the crowd...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage
SJD: His opponent... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 225 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... This is "The Reject"... This is Dylaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaack!
[A huge pop hits the arena as Dylan Black comes out from behind the curtain and gives a huge shout to the crowd stating that he is here to fight... He unclips the championship belt from around his waist and holds it high above his head... He takes little time as he makes his way to and in to the ring as the fans throw streamers at him as he waits for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
IXWA Television Championship match:
Jame Farrell Vs "The Reject" Dylan Black
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
James Farrell uses a cradle piledriver on Dylan Black...
The crowd is cheering on James Farrell...
James Farrell whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a kick...
James Farrell hits a vertical suplex on Dylan Black...
James Farrell goes for a sleeperhold, but Dylan Black counters it with a jawbreaker...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black nails James Farrell with a backdrop suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black goes for a mounted elbowsmash, but James Farrell blocks it...
James Farrell chops Dylan Black...
A small "James Farrell" chant is being started...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black...
The crowd is starting to get behind James Farrell...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a flapjack...
James Farrell puts Dylan Black in an airplane spin...
Scott Braski tells Dylan Black to respond or he'll stop the fight...
Dylan Black nods...
Dylan Black tries to fight the pain...
Dylan Black breaks the hold after 20 seconds...
Dylan Black goes for a half nelson suplex, but James Farrell counters it with an elbowsmash...
James Farrell attempts to place Dylan Black on the turnbuckle, but Dylan Black blocks it...
James Farrell whips Dylan Black into the turnbuckle...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black misses with a clothesline...
James Farrell goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black kicks James Farrell...
There are lots of chants for Dylan Black...
Dylan Black punches James Farrell...
Dylan Black uses a backdrop suplex on James Farrell...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell with a big boot...
Dylan Black whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
Dylan Black misses with a clothesline...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell with a kick...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black misses with an elbow...
Dylan Black uses a thrust kick to the head on James Farrell...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black attempts to place James Farrell on the turnbuckle, but James Farrell blocks it...
Dylan Black goes for a brainbuster, but James Farrell counters it with a slide down...
James Farrell hits a head and arm suplex on Dylan Black...
The crowd is going crazy...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo pulls down the top rope...
Scott Braski threatens Dylan Black with disqualification...
Dylan Black goes for a suicide dive through the ropes, but James Farrell moves out of the way...
The crowd is going crazy...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
James Farrell goes for a European uppercut, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Dylan Black runs James Farrell into the ringsteps...
Dylan Black throws James Farrell into the guardrail...
Dylan Black throws James Farrell into the ringpost...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Dylan Black throws James Farrell back into the ring...
James Farrell hits a forearm smash on Dylan Black...
James Farrell kicks Dylan Black...
James Farrell has the crowd going wild...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black...
The crowd is behind James Farrell all the way...
Dylan Black chops James Farrell...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
James Farrell punches Dylan Black...
Dylan Black chops James Farrell...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
Dylan Black uses a backdrop on James Farrell...
Dylan Black hits a springboard moonsault on James Farrell...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Dylan Black uses a mounted elbowsmash on James Farrell...
Dylan Black executes a fallaway slam on James Farrell...
Dylan Black puts James Farrell in a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
James Farrell reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell with a fallaway slam...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black executes a swinging neckbreaker on James Farrell...
There are lots of chants for Dylan Black...
Dylan Black goes for a flying clothesline, but James Farrell ducks out of the way...
James Farrell goes for a snap suplex, but Dylan Black slides down his back...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell with a back suplex...
Dylan Black whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
James Farrell takes Dylan Black down with an armdrag...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
James Farrell takes Dylan Black down with a fireman's carry takedown...
James Farrell goes for a top-rope senton, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black uses a swinging neckbreaker on James Farrell...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black uses a flying clothesline on James Farrell...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dylan Black hits a backbreaker on James Farrell...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
Dylan Black whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with an elbow...
James Farrell is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
James Farrell goes for a shoulderbreaker, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black uses a backbreaker on James Farrell...
Dylan Black goes for a powerslam, but James Farrell counters it with a sunset flip...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
James Farrell goes for a kneebreaker, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black goes for a backdrop, but James Farrell counters it with a sunset flip...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
James Farrell executes a back suplex on Dylan Black...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a drop toe hold...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a head and arm suplex...
The crowd is cheering on James Farrell...
James Farrell goes for a tiger suplex, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black hits a double underhook suplex on James Farrell...
Dylan Black whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
James Farrell misses with a clothesline...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a backbreaker...
James Farrell nails Dylan Black with a snap suplex...
James Farrell goes for a backbreaker, but Dylan Black counters it with a facerake...
Dylan Black executes a bodyslam on James Farrell...
Dylan Black hits a snap suplex on James Farrell...
Dylan Black goes for the STF, but James Farrell blocks it...
James Farrell catches Dylan Black in a front facelock...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
Dylan Black is inching his way towards the ropes...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
James Farrell lets go after 22 seconds...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black executes the Death Penalty on James Farrell...
James Farrell breaks the hold after 8 seconds...
James Farrell places Dylan Black on the turnbuckle...
James Farrell nails Dylan Black with a belly-to-back superplex...
James Farrell has the crowd going wild...
James Farrell goes for a headlock takedown, but Dylan Black counters it with a back suplex...
Dylan Black nails James Farrell with a gutwrench suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
SJD: The winner of the match and still IXWA Television Champion --- "The Reject" Dylaaaaaaan Blaaaaaack!!!
TM: What a great match... Farrell took Black to the limit there...
JT: Great futures ahead for both of these men... Both ones to keep a very close eye on in the future...
TM: Black proving why he deserves to be the Television Champion around here...
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Winner: Dylan Black
Time of match: 0:10:45
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Ringside:
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"There's a phrase they often say... History is written by the victor... It glosses over the manner in how the war was won unless you look beneath the surface and find the truth... And what history will say is that Kelly Kloss defeated Alice Harris for the Bad Ass Babe title"
[The light in the locker room flicks on as Alice Harris, former Bad Ass Babe champion pushes up from the wall she was leaning against... Instead of the usual odd mannerisms which we have become accustomed with when regarding Harris, there is a clear and cold intent radiating from her...]
"History will not say how Kelly could not combat my raw ability in one on one action the way it was meant to be combated... History will not say how that coward rushed me, threw me out of the ring, threw me against the rails, used the environment to stun me before rolling me up whilst I was dazed... History will not say how tactically sound this approach was as the aggressor knew her limitations and how to effectively triumph in the face of them..."
[Alice, standing there looks right at the camera, almost through it in a manner... Her cold stare is unsettling and in those hardened eyes you can see determination and something sinister lurking beneath the surface...]
"History will simply say she won and I lost... She will be able to gloat, celebrate, hold that title close... But she will never come close to emulating me... I went through the entire female contingent of the IXWA to win that belt... She just had to deal with me..."
[Shaking her head and brushing some of her fringe back behind her ear, Alice takes a deep breath before exhaling...]
"And yes... I am human, I can be defeated, I can have an off day... Sure, read into this all you want, the champion is sad and is ranting... It's all very Clichéd... Something I have never been a fan of, but you sometimes have to fall back on the tropes, after all, they keep the show going right? The perceived good girl wins the title off the crazy bad one... Everyone is happy... Blah... Blah... Blah"
[With venom in her tone of voice, Alice continues on...]
"But you forget that not everyone is happy... I'm far from it... I lost my title, the title I earned by running the entire roster of women in the IXWA out of the ring... I stood tall at the end, a deserving champion and I lose it to someone like Kelly, an underhanded... manipulative... self engrossed bitch!"
[Alice's eyes narrow slightly as she steps closer to the camera...]
"Well Kelly, I hope you enjoyed your short time with the belt... Because I am taking back what I earned... I made this division something exciting and thrilling... I drew the attention, I am the real star here and it has been proven by my inclusion in the big battle royal... Now you think you are a star? Pffft! You're only a star because I made you one... That's right... I made you a star and I can easily make you a nobody once again..."
[The anger and aggression in Alice's words is noticeable as her voice grows colder...]
"You can try every cowardly and underhanded trick in the book against me this time out... You can try and wrestle me the way you claim you can... You can try whatever the hell you want, because face it... You're just riding my coat tails... Getting fame off of my name... I am the real Bad Ass Babe here, I have the looks and the skills to back it up... And sweetheart... Out in that ring tonight... I am going to make you realise just how good I am..."
[With a sinister smirk forming on her face, Alice flashes the camera a wink and blows a kiss...]
"Don't keep me waiting champ... I can't keep letting you ride my wave of glory"
[Camera clicks off...]
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Ringside:
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TM: More singles action now with participants who debuted on our last show...
JT: Let’s get straight to it... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The Vegas Kid sprints out onto the ramp and runs down to the ring...
SJD: From Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds --- The Vegas Kid...
[He slides under the bottom rope...]
SJD: His opponent...
[A man runs out onto the entrance ramp closely followed by a woman...]
SJD: Accompanied by Lindsay Adams and hailing from Atlantic City, New Jersey and weighing in at 220lbs he is "The X Core Soldier" Subway!
[Subway runs down to the ring with Lindsay Adams following close behind him... He slaps hands with the fans and then slides under the ropes... He then extends his arms once inside the ring and then crosses them across his chest - forming a giant X...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
The Vegas Kid Vs "The X Core Soldier" Subway
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
The Vegas Kid hits a headlock takedown on Subway...
The Vegas Kid goes for a headlock takedown, but Subway throws him off...
Subway runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid catches Subway in an abdominal stretch...
Subway reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
The Vegas Kid takes Subway down with a backbreaker...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a headlock takedown...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with a gutwrench suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
The Vegas Kid locks Subway in a front facelock...
The Vegas Kid lets go after 12 seconds...
The Vegas Kid goes for a headlock takedown, but Subway throws him off...
Subway goes for a half nelson suplex, but The Vegas Kid counters it with an armdrag takedown...
The Vegas Kid executes a European uppercut on Subway...
The Vegas Kid kicks Subway...
The crowd is giving The Vegas Kid a standing ovation...
Subway chops The Vegas Kid...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway...
The crowd erupts...
Subway kicks The Vegas Kid...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a knifehand chop...
Subway takes The Vegas Kid down with a DDT...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Subway executes a belly-to-back suplex on The Vegas Kid...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with a tornado DDT...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Subway hits a full nelson slam on The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes, but The Vegas Kid reverses it...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a clothesline...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes, but The Vegas Kid reverses it...
Subway goes for a back heel kick, but The Vegas Kid ducks out of the way...
The Vegas Kid punches Subway...
The crowd is giving The Vegas Kid a standing ovation...
The Vegas Kid chops Subway...
The crowd is giving The Vegas Kid a standing ovation...
Subway kicks The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
Subway uses a missile dropkick on The Vegas Kid...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Subway goes for a back suplex, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a go-behind...
Subway re-reverses it...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with a dropkick...
Subway throws The Vegas Kid out of the ring...
Subway goes through the ropes...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a backbreaker...
The Vegas Kid uses a fireman's carry takedown on Subway...
The Vegas Kid whips Subway into the guardrail...
The Vegas Kid goes for the Beauty Bomb, but Subway blocks it...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a backbreaker...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with a snap suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
The Vegas Kid throws Subway into the guardrail...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a kneebreaker...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
The Vegas Kid throws Subway into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a back suplex...
The Vegas Kid hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Subway...
Dana Riggelman counts: 6...
The Vegas Kid whips Subway into the guardrail...
The Vegas Kid shoves Subway into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 7...
Dana Riggelman counts: 8...
The Vegas Kid climbs back into the ring...
Subway rolls back in under the bottom rope...
The Vegas Kid whips Subway into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with a clothesline...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a headlock takedown...
The Vegas Kid takes Subway down with a double underhook suplex...
The Vegas Kid goes for a front facelock, but Subway counters it with a backdrop...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with an over-the-shoulder belly-to-back piledriver...
Subway further incites the crowd...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a back suplex...
Subway attempts to place The Vegas Kid on the turnbuckle, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
Subway executes an armbar takedown on The Vegas Kid...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with an elbow...
The Vegas Kid is bleeding profusely...
The Vegas Kid puts Subway in an abdominal stretch...
Subway is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Subway is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Vegas Kid lets go after 14 seconds...
The Vegas Kid goes for a German suplex, but Subway blocks it...
Subway uses a dropkick on The Vegas Kid...
Subway punches The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway...
The Vegas Kid executes a German suplex on Subway...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Vegas Kid goes for a knifehand chop, but Subway blocks it...
Subway punches The Vegas Kid...
Subway is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Subway chops The Vegas Kid...
Subway further incites the crowd...
The Vegas Kid chops Subway...
The crowd is behind The Vegas Kid all the way...
The Vegas Kid punches Subway...
The crowd is behind The Vegas Kid all the way...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
Subway chops The Vegas Kid...
Subway runs into the ropes...
Subway takes The Vegas Kid down with a back heel kick...
Subway goes for a vertical suplex, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
The Vegas Kid goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Subway blocks it...
Subway sets up The Vegas Kid on the turnbuckle...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a belly-to-back superplex...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Subway blocks it...
Subway sets up The Vegas Kid on the turnbuckle...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with a belly-to-belly superplex...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a tornado DDT...
Subway is being booed out of the building...
Subway runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with a clothesline...
The Vegas Kid is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
The Vegas Kid uses a belly-to-back suplex on Subway...
The Vegas Kid goes for a snap suplex, but Subway counters it with a jab...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with a kick to the knee...
Subway runs into the ropes...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a back heel kick...
Subway takes The Vegas Kid down with a DDT...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
Subway hits an armbar takedown on The Vegas Kid...
Subway executes a Russian legsweep on The Vegas Kid...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a running kick to the head...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a backdrop...
The Vegas Kid falls out of the ring...
Subway goes for a springboard dropkick, but The Vegas Kid moves out of the way...
Subway is out cold...
The Vegas Kid reenters the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1
Dana Riggelman counts: 2
Dana Riggelman counts: 3
Dana Riggelman counts: 4
Dana Riggelman counts: 5
Dana Riggelman counts: 6
Dana Riggelman counts: 7
Dana Riggelman counts: 8
Dana Riggelman counts: 9
Dana Riggelman counts: 10
Subway is counted out...
The chants for The Vegas Kid are deafening...
TM: I’m not sure that was the planned finish of the match... I honestly thought Subway had this one won...
JT: Doesn’t look much like a winner right now...
SJD: The winner of the match – via Countout... The Vegaaaaaaaaaaas Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!
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Winner: The Vegas Kid
Time of match: 0:11:12
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[Kid looks a bit confused as EMT’s check on Subway...]
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Backstage:
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The winner is The Vegas Kid... Time of match: 0:11:12
[Scene opens backstage inside of “The Gold Standard” Charlie Kline’s dressing room... He is dressed and ready for action with the IXWA Global Heavyweight Champion Title around his waist... He admires himself in a mirror adjusting the title to make it perfectly fit... "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon gently bites her thumbnail as paces back and forth... Her formfitting black and gold dress swaying with her luscious curves as she does so...]
GG: Babe I have to say it again... I don’t like this...
CK: [Chuckles and shakes his head...] Gina, it’s fine... I have tagged with these guys before... As long as I don’t do anything to hurt them or try to screw them over, they will hold up their part of the deal... We may not have a lot in common but Satan’s Disciples enjoy having their hand raised at the end of the night as much as I do... It will all be fine... [ During all of this Kline continues to admire himself and the belt in the mirror...]
[Gina stops and drops her hand... He walks over to him with a determination, she grabs his shoulders and spins him around sharply and violently...]
GG: HEY! Get your head in the game Charlie! You must have blinders on Babe! You are the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! You hold the most prize possession this Fed has to offer! There is only one person you can trust here and that is ME! Sure those two played it right down the line with you last time you were together... But what says they will do that again Babe! [She steps closer and places her hands on his cheeks, guiding his gaze into hers...] I love you Babe and I don’t want to see anything bad happen to you... You are the biggest target IXWA has now... Time to get over the Euphoria of getting there and start the era of "The Gold Standard"... Make a statement out there tonight hun...
[Gordon kisses him... She reaches her hands down and squeezes them in encouragement... She starts to walk away but turns, her blonde hair whipping around...]
GG: And know no matter what happens - I will be there when it’s all said and done...
[Gordon holds out her hand and beckons Kline to go with her...]
CK: You heard her boys... Thunder and Lightning, Brian Styles, Satan’s Disciples… Hell even the Part Timer Roman Anderson himself... Missed you last week Buddy! Just kidding, I didn’t even waste a thought on you... Each and every one of you get ready... Tonight the bar gets raised... Tonight begins Charlie Kline’s redefinition of what a Champion is... Tonight I show everyone why their A game needs get a whole lot better in a hurry because the Gold Standard is officially redefined... IXWA get ready, my time - is now...
[Fade to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and it is time for a HUGE six man tag team match... On one side is the Global Heavyweight Champion and his partners are the Extreme Tag Team Champions...
JT: And on the other side are the team who must certainly be considered the #1 contenders to the tag team championships and they are teaming with the Survival of the Fittest champion...
TM: This is going to be awesome...
JT: Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 705 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Doomsday... Lucifer... SATAN'S DISCIPLES
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SJD: And their partner...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "The Gold Standard" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship draped over her left shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Global Heavyweight Champion... "The Gold Standard" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 452 pounds... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!! Their partner...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
Six Man Tag Team Match:
"The Gold Standard" Charlie Kline & Satan's Disciples
Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles & Thunder & Lightning
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a pumphandle slam...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lucifer takes Jimmie Guidry down with a powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer nails Jimmie Guidry with a release German suplex...
Lucifer goes for a bite, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with an uppercut...
Jimmie Guidry throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Jimmie Guidry rolls out under the bottom rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Jimmie Guidry uses a double underhook piledriver on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of headbutts on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Jimmie Guidry gets back into the ring...
Lucifer rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a spinebuster on Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer goes for a Samoan Drop, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with an elbowsmash...
Jimmie Guidry whips Lucifer into the ropes, but Lucifer reverses it...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a shoulderblock...
Lucifer covers Jimmie Guidry...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Charlie Kline enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Brian Styles enters the ring and lays out Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a heart punch, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer tags out to Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles enters the ring and throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Jimmie Guidry and Brian Styles whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double elbowsmash...
Brian Styles leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Charlie Kline counters it with an elbowsmash...
Charlie Kline goes for a Huracanrana, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a power bomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a cobra clutch, but Charlie Kline counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Charlie Kline takes Jimmie Guidry down with a spinning back suplex...
The crowd is booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry hits Charlie Kline with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry hits a DDT on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Lucifer enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Lucifer goes for a clothesline, but Brian Styles counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Brian Styles...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six,
Brian Styles reenters the ring...
Brian Styles hits Charlie Kline with an armbar takedown...
Brian Styles goes for a DDT, but Charlie Kline counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning heel kick, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Charlie Kline pulls himself back in...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a flying reverse neckbreaker...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Charlie Kline uses a clothesline on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline tags out to Lucifer...
Lucifer and Charlie Kline whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They hit Brian Styles with a double fist to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring and throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Brian Styles and Jimmie Guidry hit Lucifer with a double DDT...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Brian Styles attempts to place Lucifer on the turnbuckle, but Lucifer blocks it...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a kick to the head on Brian Styles...
Lucifer takes Brian Styles down with a legdrop...
Lucifer executes a Jackhammer on Brian Styles...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday and Lucifer hit Brian Styles with a double powerbomb...
Lucifer hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Doomsday goes for a cobra clutch slam, but Brian Styles counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Doomsday hits a series of punches to the stomach on Brian Styles...
Doomsday whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Doomsday takes Brian Styles down with a series of punches to the stomach...
Doomsday acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Doomsday whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Brian Styles catches Doomsday in the Kata hajime...
Doomsday gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds...
Brian Styles hits a dropkick on Doomsday...
Brian Styles goes for a kneebar, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday goes for a headbutt, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for a backdrop, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday takes Brian Styles down with a pumphandle slam...
Doomsday acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Doomsday goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Brian Styles slides down his back...
Brian Styles uses a short clothesline on Doomsday...
Brian Styles attempts to place Doomsday on the turnbuckle, but Doomsday blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday punches Brian Styles...
Doomsday is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Doomsday chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Doomsday...
Brian Styles chops Doomsday...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Brian Styles...
Brian Styles whips Doomsday into the ropes, but Doomsday reverses it...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Brian Styles hits Doomsday with a knee to midsection...
Brian Styles nails Doomsday with a T-Bone Suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles locks Doomsday in a triangle choke...
Doomsday is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Doomsday tries to escape the hold...
Doomsday is inching his way towards the ropes...
Doomsday tries to escape the hold...
Brian Styles lets go after 23 seconds...
Brian Styles tags out to Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson and Brian Styles whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They hit Doomsday with a double clothesline...
Brian Styles leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson goes for a 450 degree splash, but Doomsday rolls out of the way...
Doomsday tags out to Lucifer...
Doomsday takes Omar Wilson down with a clothesline...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with a release German suplex...
The crowd is booing Lucifer...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Lucifer gets a dragon sleeper on Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson reaches the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds...
Lucifer whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Omar Wilson hits Lucifer with an elbow...
Omar Wilson nails Lucifer with a 450 degree splash...
The crowd is behind Omar Wilson all the way...
Omar Wilson goes for a split legged moonsault, but Lucifer gets his knees up...
Lucifer uses a gutbuster on Omar Wilson...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lucifer...
Lucifer hits a flying shoulderblock on Omar Wilson...
Lucifer hits a headbutt on Omar Wilson...
Lucifer executes a running knee lift on Omar Wilson...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with a thrust to the throat...
Lucifer nails Omar Wilson with a Jackhammer...
The crowd is booing Lucifer...
Lucifer uses a big boot on Omar Wilson...
Lucifer whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Omar Wilson hits Lucifer with an elbow...
Omar Wilson nails Lucifer with a springboard forearm smash...
Omar Wilson nails Lucifer with a springboard forearm smash...
Omar Wilson runs into the ropes...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with a backdrop...
Lucifer locks Omar Wilson in a dragon sleeper...
Omar Wilson grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Lucifer whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Lucifer takes Omar Wilson down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, Jimmie Guidry makes the save...
Omar Wilson hits Lucifer with a springboard bulldog...
The chants for Omar Wilson are deafening...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They hit Lucifer with a double kick to the midsection...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with a spinning elbowdrop...
Jimmie Guidry uses a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry executes an overhead belly to belly suplex on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry uses a heart punch on Lucifer...
The chants for Jimmie Guidry are deafening...
Jimmie Guidry catches Lucifer in a bodyscissors submission...
Lucifer gets ahold of the ropes after 10 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry executes the Thunderbolt on Lucifer...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a spinning elbowdrop...
Jimmie Guidry executes a knife-edge chop on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry puts Lucifer in a cobra clutch...
Lucifer reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry puts Lucifer in a figure four around the ringpost...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Lucifer executes a gorilla press into a powerslam on Jimmie Guidry...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer nails Jimmie Guidry with a pumphandle slam...
Lucifer is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lucifer is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Lucifer hits a backbreaker on Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lucifer whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry misses with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an anklelock, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer and Jimmie Guidry get hit with a double clothesline...
Lucifer nails Jimmie Guidry with a release German suplex...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lucifer...
Lucifer goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Jimmie Guidry slides down his back...
Jimmie Guidry gets an anklelock on Lucifer...
Lucifer is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lucifer inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry gets a figure four around the ringpost on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four, five...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a series of stomps, but Lucifer rolls out of the way...
Lucifer goes for a shoulderbreaker, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with an elbowsmash...
Jimmie Guidry uses an uppercut on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry catches Lucifer in a bodyscissors submission...
Lucifer makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry goes for cross armbreaker, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer goes for a vertical suplex, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a jab...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry gets an anklelock on Lucifer...
Lucifer is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lucifer grabs the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry gets a bodyscissors submission on Lucifer...
Lucifer manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of stomps on Lucifer...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry whips Lucifer into the ropes, but Lucifer reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry tags Omar Wilson...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but he can't get Lucifer up...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They hit Lucifer with a double fist to the midsection...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a gutwrench powerbomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits a series of stomps on Lucifer...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry hits a kneedrop on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a DDT, but Lucifer counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a bite...
Charlie Kline enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Lucifer and Charlie Kline whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double kick to the midsection...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Lucifer takes Jimmie Guidry down with a flying shoulderblock...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lucifer goes for a headbutt, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry catches Lucifer in a cobra clutch...
Lucifer gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a double arm DDT, but Lucifer counters it with a backdrop...
Lucifer goes for a spear, but Jimmie Guidry side-steps and Lucifer crashes to the canvas...
Jimmie Guidry goes for cross armbreaker, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer goes for a running knee lift, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a heart punch, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer punches Jimmie Guidry...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Lucifer punches Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry punches Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with a series of headbutts...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with a gutwrench powerbomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but Lucifer counters it with a backdrop...
Lucifer goes for a spear, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a Yakuza kick...
In turn, Lucifer counters it with a legsweep...
Lucifer whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry misses with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Lucifer executes a clothesline on Jimmie Guidry...
The bell rings... The time limit has expired...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson lets the match continue...
Lucifer takes Jimmie Guidry down with a running knee lift...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a running powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Lucifer complains about a slow count...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with an inside cradle...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry executes a kneedrop on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the STF, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry tags Omar Wilson...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but he can't get Lucifer up...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Omar Wilson goes outside...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer into the guardrail...
Omar Wilson knocks Lucifer into the ringsteps...
The chants for Omar Wilson are deafening...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Omar Wilson reenters the ring...
Lucifer follows him back in...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They hit Lucifer with a double elbowsmash...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of headbutts on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry uses a double arm DDT on Lucifer...
The crowd is behind Jimmie Guidry all the way...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with the cross-face chicken wing...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Lucifer...
The crowd is behind Jimmie Guidry all the way...
Jimmie Guidry chops Lucifer...
The crowd is behind Jimmie Guidry all the way...
Jimmie Guidry whips Lucifer into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a knife-edge chop...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an anklelock, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer chops Jimmie Guidry...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Lucifer punches Jimmie Guidry...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Lucifer tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry misses with a clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry hits Charlie Kline with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry catches Charlie Kline in a figure four around the ringpost...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is giving Jimmie Guidry a standing ovation...
Jimmie Guidry whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Jimmie Guidry with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline nails Jimmie Guidry with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline takes Jimmie Guidry down with a moonsault bodyblock...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes, but Jimmie Guidry reverses it...
Charlie Kline misses with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits a springboard armdrag on Jimmie Guidry...
Charlie Kline punches Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry takes Charlie Kline down with a DDT...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Jimmie Guidry sees Charlie Kline hanging on and breaks Charlie Kline's grip...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Charlie Kline reenters the ring...
Jimmie Guidry hits an uppercut on Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry hits Charlie Kline with a German suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry catches Charlie Kline in a figure four around the ringpost...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits a double handed choke bomb on Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry uses a heart punch on Charlie Kline...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry puts Charlie Kline in an anklelock...
Charlie Kline grabs the ropes after 6 seconds...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson hit Charlie Kline with a double bodyslam...
Doomsday enters the ring and throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double backdrop...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline hits Jimmie Guidry with a kick...
Charlie Kline tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a T-Bone Suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Doomsday nails Jimmie Guidry with an elbowdrop...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a kick...
Doomsday is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Doomsday takes Jimmie Guidry down with a front-layout suplex...
Doomsday gets the torture rack on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry takes Doomsday down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Charlie Kline enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Jimmie Guidry nails Doomsday with a DDT...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson whips Doomsday into the turnbuckle...
Omar Wilson charges into the corner...
Omar Wilson executes a rolling clothesline on Doomsday...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson whips Doomsday into the ropes, but Doomsday reverses it...
Omar Wilson uses a rolling clothesline on Doomsday...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles attempts to place Doomsday on the turnbuckle, but Doomsday blocks it...
Brian Styles takes Doomsday down with a short clothesline...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Brian Styles and Omar Wilson whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Doomsday with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is wildly cheering Doomsday with only a few scattered boos audible...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Doomsday throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Brian Styles reenters the ring...
Doomsday tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Brian Styles with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Brian Styles goes for a backbreaker, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They hit Brian Styles with a double kick to the midsection...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They hit Brian Styles with a double kick to the midsection...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline nails Brian Styles with a Huracanrana...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a flying huracanrana, but Brian Styles side-steps and
Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
Brian Styles hits a forearm to the back on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles executes a belly-to-back suplex on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles goes for a running clothesline, but Charlie Kline ducks out of the way...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Charlie Kline misses with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles executes a knee to midsection on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles locks Charlie Kline in a rolling takedown leglock...
Charlie Kline grabs the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Brian Styles and Jimmie Guidry whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Charlie Kline with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Charlie Kline is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday hit Brian Styles with a double bodyslam...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline executes a palm strike on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
Charlie Kline is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring and lays out Doomsday...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Brian Styles hits the Running Forearm Smash on Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles uses a German suplex on Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline executes a spin kick on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Charlie Kline goes for a backbreaker, but Brian Styles counters it with a facerake...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Brian Styles and Omar Wilson whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double elbowsmash...
Lucifer enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Omar Wilson hits Charlie Kline with a springboard dropkick...
Brian Styles nails Charlie Kline with a release German suplex...
Brian Styles seemingly enjoys the boos...
Brian Styles and Omar Wilson hit Charlie Kline with a double snap suplex...
Lucifer gets back up and throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Lucifer hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline hits a crucifix on Brian Styles...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Brian Styles side-steps and
Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
Brian Styles whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Charlie Kline with disqualification...
Charlie Kline jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha...
Charlie Kline grabs a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a cradle piledriver onto the chair...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Charlie Kline goes for a sidewalk slam, but Brian Styles counters it with a DDT...
Brian Styles seemingly enjoys the boos...
Brian Styles gets back into the ring...
Charlie Kline follows him back in...
Brian Styles punches Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles kicks Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles hits Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Charlie Kline with disqualification...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Brian Styles reenters the ring...
Brian Styles tags out to Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson and Brian Styles whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Charlie Kline with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Brian Styles leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a flying reverse neckbreaker, but Omar Wilson ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Omar Wilson and Brian Styles hit Charlie Kline with a double snap suplex...
Omar Wilson and Brian Styles whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double elbowsmash...
Lucifer enters the ring and lays out Brian Styles...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Omar Wilson nails Charlie Kline with a Huracanrana...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson goes for a kick to the head, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline goes for a flip piledriver, but Omar Wilson counters it with a backdrop...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline hits a flying reverse neckbreaker on Omar Wilson...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Omar Wilson...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, Brian Styles makes the save...
Omar Wilson executes a kick to the head on Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring...
Jimmie Guidry nails Charlie Kline with a cobra clutch suplex...
Omar Wilson executes a springboard elbowdrop and goes for the pin...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Omar Wilson takes Charlie Kline down with the springboard DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Omar Wilson knocks down "Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is out cold...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson disqualifies Omar Wilson...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
SJD: The winners of the match – via disqualification! Satan’s Disciples and Charlie Kline!
TM: Good lord... Is Steve Anderson out of his mind? It’s pretty clear that Omar Wilson didn’t mean to knock him over!
JT: How can you be so sure? Probably knew that he wouldn’t be able to get the job done in the usual way...
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Winners: Satan's Disciples and Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:34:12
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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TM: Up next we have a rematch from the last show as Alice Harris gets her obligatory rematch for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: Not much more to be said... Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over her shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the match to start...]
SJD: Her opponent...
["Shut Up" By Simple Plan plays as Kelly Kloss emerges from the backstage area and poses by spreading her arms wide and showing off on the stage and then going down the ramp and flexing her arms before ignoring the fans and briskly walking to the ring and leaping to the apron and entering the ring... And taking time to show off a little more before walking to her corner...]
SJD: From Llangwnadl, Wales, UK weighing in at 108 pounds... Here is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion -- Kelly Kloss!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship:
"The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris Vs Kelly Kloss
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Alice Harris executes a reverse Russian legsweep on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris puts Kelly Kloss in a side headlock...
Kelly Kloss inches her way towards the ropes after 11 seconds...
Alice Harris whips Kelly Kloss into the turnbuckle, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Kelly Kloss runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss seemingly enjoys the boos...
Kelly Kloss locks Alice Harris in Rolling Legbar...
Alice Harris gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a kick...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Kelly Kloss goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris kicks Kelly Kloss...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss chops Alice Harris...
Alice Harris kicks Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris kicks Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris punches Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris throws Kelly Kloss into the turnbuckle, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a chop...
Kelly Kloss hits a chop on Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss executes a backbreaker on Alice Harris...
The crowd is wildly cheering Kelly Kloss with only a few scattered boos audible...
Kelly Kloss goes for a backbreaker, but Alice Harris counters it with a facerake...
Alice Harris executes the Pele kick on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris takes Kelly Kloss down with a moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Alice Harris whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Kelly Kloss executes a superkick on Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss catches Alice Harris in an octopus hold...
Alice Harris makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss executes a superkick on Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss sets up Alice Harris on the turnbuckle...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a superplex...
Kelly Kloss doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting...
Kelly Kloss catches Alice Harris in Rolling Legbar...
Alice Harris inches her way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a backdrop...
Kelly Kloss hits a Northern Lights suplex on Alice Harris...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss complains about a slow count...
Kelly Kloss goes for a powerbomb into a bridge, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for a flying armdrag, but Kelly Kloss side-steps and
Alice Harris crashes to the canvas...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits a monkey flip on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss sets up Alice Harris on the turnbuckle...
Kelly Kloss executes a superplex on Alice Harris...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a backbreaker...
Kelly Kloss goes for a superkick, but Alice Harris ducks out of the way...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with an arm wringer...
Alice Harris hits a bodyslam on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris goes for a reverse Russian legsweep, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the ropes, but Alice Harris reverses it...
Alice Harris misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a shoulderblock...
Alice Harris uses a palm blow on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris goes for a German suplex, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with a shoulderblock...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a backbreaker...
Kelly Kloss executes the Klosstraphobia on Alice Harris...
Alice Harris is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Alice Harris tries to fight the pain...
Alice Harris tries to escape the hold...
Alice Harris is writhing in pain...
Dana Riggelman checks Alice Harris's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it stays up !
Alice Harris fights her way out of the hold after 34 seconds...
Alice Harris executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss misses with an elbow...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a clothesline...
Alice Harris executes a flying dropkick on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris hits a flying armdrag on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris covers Kelly Kloss...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris uses spinning headscissors on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris executes a moonsault on Kelly Kloss...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris places Kelly Kloss on the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a superplex...
Alice Harris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris kicks Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Kelly Kloss punches Alice Harris...
Alice Harris chops Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Kelly Kloss punches Alice Harris...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Kelly Kloss punches Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a backdrop...
Kelly Kloss climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Alice Harris throws her to the mat...
Alice Harris executes the White Girl Wasted on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris seemingly enjoys the boos...
Alice Harris goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Alice Harris is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEWWW IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion --- Aliiiiiiiiice Haaaaaaaaaaaaarrrriiiiiisssss!
TM: You could absolutely tell that Alice wasn’t pleased about losing the championship on the last show and she has made relatively short work of Kelly Kloss this time...
JT: Well – obviously as former champ – Kelly Kloss is guaranteed a rematch... That’s how Alice got hers tonight... We have definitely not seen the last of this rivalry...
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Winner and NEW IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion: Alice Harris
Time of match: 0:07:46
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Backstage:
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[The IXWA camera crew and Mandy McGraff walk back stage and run into Mike Jamison stretching backstage waiting for his match... Mike has a serious facial expression as they approach...]
Mandy: Can we have a word before your match?
Jamison: Yea shoot, it's mandatory and I get fined if I don't anyway...
Mandy: This is a big match tonight for you against Damian Payne... Can you fill us in on your thoughts?
[Jamison rubs his chin...]
Jamison: Yea matter of fact I will... Damian Payne came out trying to be the tough guy the night I debuted thinking I would snap back being he's a front office guy... But I did... I took out his punk partner Johnny Psychotic... No problem there and called him out only to hear crickets... I mean he lays low then sneak attacks me as I was about to win the Television Title I was screwed out of the show before... But it gets better, your boss... (Laughs) That piece of [Censored...] Neil Bonser who was as happy as could be, comes out bragging about how Damian Payne wants a shot at me and spun some wheel and it's a steel cage match... I mean didn't Damian just tap out earlier in the show and now this guy is getting matches against who he wants? Typical nepotism... The boss putting over his lackey time and time again after loss after loss... But when you help run the company I guess a faded star can get his way...
Mandy: How do you feel about this being in a steel cage? It seems strange considering his current losing streak he would want to go in there alone with no way of getting help...
Jamison: Surprisingly good observation by you... Maybe you are not the stupidest person here after all... It must be Bonser or Payne I'm not sure... But I feel more than confident knowing I'll be fine in that ring alone with Damian Payne... He's old news if he even ever was news... Guy hasn't won a match since I've been here and you'd think he's an actual legend the way he acts and Neil talks about him... I'm not scared of a guy who runs his mouth from far away on a mic or sneak attacks me because he won't square up... Do you hear this Damian? What are you going to do when no one can save you in there? I mean even if they do who will? Neil (laughs)? Johnny? I mean I beat him pretty bad already... Dylan Black the reject? Who's straight edge apparently why he acts the way he does, oh nevermore that's someone else "the reject" is copying... Should be "the poser" instead... Whoever you have come help you... Your time of talking tough and hiding has ended... You pose no threat to me except you have to power to change the rules at any time to benefit yourself... You became a "legend" in your own mind based on that ability to make things work to your advantage; however in the cage you can't run... I've been waiting since I got here for this... I'm sure as hell gonna make it count!!!!
[Mike bumps into Mandy as he makes his way to the curtain for his match ad she drops the microphone... Mandy scrambles to pick it up...]
Mandy: Well you heard it here; a confident Mike Jamison is ready for his steel cage match tonight against Damian Payne...
[The scene cuts to a locker room where Damian Payne is watching on a monitor...]
Payne: Front office guy? Lackey? I own the [Censored...] company pal - it's about time I reminded you of that...
[Payne walks out of view - presumably heading for ringside...]
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Ringside:
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[We see that the ring crew have been busy whilst we have been away and a steel cage has been erected around the ring...]
TM: And it is now time for our main event... This one has been brewing for a little while and it’s going to come to a head right now in a steel cage match...
JT: This is going to get ugly – and fast! Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to ringside where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a steel cage match... Introducing first...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the PA system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches the side of the ring... He scowls and shakes the side of the cage and glares at the crowd...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring and the cage between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners
[The lights in the arena go out... "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners erupts over the PA of the arena...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 295 pounds... He is “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payyyyyynnnnnee!!!
[The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp... He has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard… Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back... He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he stomps up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes into the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***
Steel Cage match
"The Natural" Mike Jamison Vs
"Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Damian Payne nails Mike Jamison with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a shoulderblock...
Mike Jamison hits a short clothesline on Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison hits a short clothesline on Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne nails Mike Jamison with a power bomb...
The cheers for Damian Payne are drowning out the boos...
Damian Payne kicks Mike Jamison...
The cheers for Damian Payne are drowning out the boos...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison chops Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne scrapes Mike Jamison's face across the cage...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with an elbow...
Damian Payne hits Mike Jamison with a flying clothesline...
Damian Payne tries to climb out of the cage...
Damian Payne is on his way up...
Mike Jamison pulls him back in...
Damian Payne goes for a sitout power bomb, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison whips Damian Payne into the ropes, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Mike Jamison hits a neckbreaker drop on Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison takes Damian Payne down with a fisherman suplex...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison takes Damian Payne down with an enzuigiri...
Mike Jamison tries to climb out of the cage...
Mike Jamison is on his way up...
Mike Jamison is at the top...
Damian Payne pulls him back in...
Mike Jamison takes Damian Payne down with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison uses a fisherman suplex on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison hits a fisherman suplex on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a bulldog...
Mike Jamison tries to get out of the door...
Mike Jamison is halfway through the ring...
Damian Payne pulls him back in...
Mike Jamison nails Damian Payne with a series of punches to the stomach...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a series of kicks to the chest...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Jamison tries to climb out of the cage...
Mike Jamison is on his way up...
Mike Jamison is at the top...
Mike Jamison is over the top...
Damian Payne pulls him back in...
Mike Jamison uses a short clothesline on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison sends Damian Payne into the turnbuckle, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Damian Payne runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mike Jamison moves out of the way...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Damian Payne...
Damian Payne tries to fight the pain...
Damian Payne tries to escape the hold...
Damian Payne tries to fight the pain...
Damian Payne breaks the hold after 34 seconds...
Damian Payne hits Mike Jamison with a flying clothesline...
Damian Payne goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mike Jamison counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Mike Jamison hits a snapmare on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison goes for a boot choke, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne uses a piledriver on Mike Jamison...
Damian Payne takes Mike Jamison down with a reverse DDT...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Damian Payne hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Mike Jamison...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Damian Payne whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison gets a figure-four leglock on the post on Damian Payne...
Damian Payne gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds...
Mike Jamison uses an enzuigiri on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Mike Jamison uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison executes a knife-edge chop on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison executes an enzuigiri on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison executes a short clothesline on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison nails Damian Payne with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Damian Payne ducks out of the way...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Mike Jamison counters it with a small package...
Mike Jamison goes for belly to belly suplex, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbow smash...
Damian Payne chops Mike Jamison...
Damian Payne chops Mike Jamison...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Damian Payne hits Mike Jamison with a pumphandle suplex...
Damian Payne tries to get out of the door...
Damian Payne is halfway through the ring...
Mike Jamison pulls him back in...
Damian Payne whips Mike Jamison into the ropes, but Mike Jamison reverses it...
Mike Jamison uses a knife-edge chop on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Damian Payne counters it with a small package...
Damian Payne goes for a piledriver, but Mike Jamison counters it with a backdrop...
Mike Jamison tries to get out of the door...
Mike Jamison is on the way out...
Mike Jamison has escaped the cage...
Mike Jamison doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
SJD: The winner of the match --- Miiiiiiiiiike Jamisssssssoooooooonn!!!
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Winner: Mike Jamison
Time of match: 0:07:24
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TM: Wow! Huge win there for Mike Jamison... And quite a surprise too...
JT: Damian Payne went straight for Jamison as soon as the bell rang and beat the hell out of him for about the first minute or so of the match...
TM: And quite possibly overdid it a bit and suffered as a result...
JT: I know he’s our boss but Damian Payne ain’t as young as he used to be... And he’s been training hard for his upcoming CWF match against Brett Daniels...
TM: He let Jamison’s goading get to him when he should have just walked away...
JT: Jamison has some major bragging rights now... The IXWA will not hear the last of this... Guaranteed...
© IXWA Productions 2016
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: We’re here with a sold out crowd here in Berkeley...
JT: Yes we are... The fans in attendance know that they are in for an awesome show tonight and that they we are a few short weeks away from Quest for the Best...
TM: It is rumoured that all of the Championships here in the IXWA will be on the line at Quest for the Best...
JT: Even the new ones?
TM: Indeed... Hopefully our CEO – Neil Bonser will shed some light on that soon enough... Anyway – our first match this evening is the match that didn’t happen on the last show because only one of the participants showed up...
JT: Haha... Indeed... So – just to make sure it didn’t happen again we’ve ushered them all in to the ring before the show began... Let’s get some info from Joey Diamond...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is the Bad Ass Babe #1 contender scramble match... All of these beautiful ladies in the ring will be in action at the same time trying to eliminate each other... Eliminations can occur by pinfall or by submission... May the best woman win!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
Bad Ass Babe #1 contender scramble match
Lady Fantasy Vs Jessica Hendrix Vs Kallie Green
Vs Vanessa Hendrix Vs Aqua Vega
[pinfalls and submissions cause eliminations -
last woman standing is the winner...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Kallie Green nails Aqua Vega with a hair pull takedown...
Kallie Green is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Kallie Green goes for a legdrop, but Aqua Vega rolls out of the way...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Aqua Vega misses with a shoulderblock...
Kallie Green misses with an elbow...
Kallie Green takes Aqua Vega down with a thrust kick to the head...
Kallie Green is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with an arm wringer...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green hits a Russian legsweep on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a shoulderblock...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Aqua Vega counters it with a low blow...
Aqua Vega takes Kallie Green down with a thrust kick to the head...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green locks Aqua Vega in a sleeperhold...
Aqua Vega reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kallie Green goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Aqua Vega counters it with a side suplex...
Aqua Vega uses an arm wringer on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a shoulderblock...
Kallie Green goes for the Pendulum Swing, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega nails Kallie Green with an atomic drop...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega goes for a clothesline, but Kallie Green counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Aqua Vega counters it with a side suplex...
(Jessica Hendrix and Lady Fantasy are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix uses a swinging neckbreaker on Lady Fantasy...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a sleeperhold, but Lady Fantasy blocks it...
Lady Fantasy punches Jessica Hendrix...
Lady Fantasy kicks Jessica Hendrix...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy and Kallie Green whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Jessica Hendrix with a double elbowsmash...
Lady Fantasy hits Jessica Hendrix with a snap suplex...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lady Fantasy hits a powerbomb on Jessica Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
(Lady Fantasy and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Lady Fantasy gets a front facelock on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Lady Fantasy punches Aqua Vega...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Aqua Vega kicks Lady Fantasy...
The crowd is really behind Aqua Vega...
Lady Fantasy punches Aqua Vega...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lady Fantasy...
Lady Fantasy punches Aqua Vega...
Lady Fantasy chops Aqua Vega...
Lady Fantasy is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lady Fantasy executes a flying dropkick on Aqua Vega...
Lady Fantasy is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lady Fantasy takes Aqua Vega down with a fisherman suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Lady Fantasy whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega and Lady Fantasy get hit with a double clothesline...
Aqua Vega whips Lady Fantasy into the ropes, but Lady Fantasy reverses it...
Aqua Vega hits Lady Fantasy with a kick...
Aqua Vega is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Lady Fantasy complains about a fast count...
SJD: Lady Fantasy has been eliminated!!!
There are lots of chants for Aqua Vega...
(Aqua Vega and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Aqua Vega kicks Kallie Green...
There are lots of chants for Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega chops Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
The crowd is cheering on Kallie Green...
Kallie Green gets an airplane spin on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Aqua Vega goes for a snap mare, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Vega into the turnbuckle...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green punches Aqua Vega...
The crowd is going crazy...
Aqua Vega punches Kallie Green...
The crowd is going crazy...
Aqua Vega punches Kallie Green...
Kallie Green chops Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega...
The crowd is going crazy...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits a thrust kick to the head on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega has the crowd going wild...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
Kallie Green throws Aqua Vega out of the ring...
Kallie Green jumps onto her with a baseball slide...
Kallie Green executes a bodyslam on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green goes for a hair pull takedown, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega hits Kallie Green with a bodyslam...
Aqua Vega shoves Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega uses a bodyslam on Kallie Green...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Kallie Green shoves Aqua Vega into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Kallie Green goes for an Asai moonsault, but Aqua Vega counters it with a Tombstone...
The crowd is behind Aqua Vega all the way...
Aqua Vega throws Kallie Green into the ringsteps...
The chants for Aqua Vega are deafening...
Aqua Vega hits Kallie Green with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega shoves Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega hits an eye gouge on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega shoves Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega runs Kallie Green into the ringpost...
Aqua Vega shoves Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega hits an atomic drop on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the guardrail...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Kallie Green executes a hair pull takedown on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green climbs back into the ring...
Aqua Vega follows her back in...
Kallie Green uses a thrust kick to the head on Aqua Vega...
The crowd is behind Kallie Green all the way...
(Aqua Vega and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Aqua Vega and Jessica Hendrix whip Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Vanessa Hendrix with a double kick to the midsection...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a knee to the face, but Vanessa Hendrix side-steps and Jessica Hendrix crashes to the canvas...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a Shining Wizard on Aqua Vega...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a firemans carry into a DDT...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Aqua Vega slides down her back...
Aqua Vega takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a high kick...
Aqua Vega whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
Aqua Vega gets a sleeperhold on Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds...
(Jessica Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Jessica Hendrix with a kick...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix executes a tornado DDT on Aqua Vega...
Vanessa Hendrix is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
(Jessica Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix hits a knee to the face on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a snap suplex, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega and Kallie Green whip Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
They hit Jessica Hendrix with a double clothesline...
Aqua Vega locks Jessica Hendrix in a sleeperhold...
Vanessa Hendrix makes the save...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a superkick...
Jessica Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with a knee to the face...
Jessica Hendrix throws Aqua Vega out of the ring...
Jessica Hendrix rolls out under the bottom rope...
Jessica Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a fisherman suplex...
Jessica Hendrix throws Aqua Vega into the guardrail...
Jessica Hendrix hits a snap suplex on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix executes a double underhook backbreaker on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix knocks Aqua Vega into the ringpost...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Aqua Vega ducks out of the way...
Aqua Vega takes Jessica Hendrix down with a bulldog...
Aqua Vega gets back into the ring...
Jessica Hendrix rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Aqua Vega covers Jessica Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Aqua Vega locks Jessica Hendrix in an airplane spin...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Jessica Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix makes the save...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix chops Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega punches Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega kicks Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Aqua Vega chops Jessica Hendrix...
Aqua Vega hits Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix chops Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega kicks Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is giving Aqua Vega a standing ovation...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega goes for an airplane spin, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a facerake...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
(Kallie Green and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a sitdown faceslam...
The crowd is behind Kallie Green all the way...
Kallie Green executes the Greenhouse Effect on Aqua Vega...
Aqua Vega is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix makes the save...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a clothesline...
Kallie Green hits a splash on Aqua Vega...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kallie Green whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Aqua Vega hits Kallie Green with a kick...
(Aqua Vega and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Aqua Vega hits a single arm DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
Aqua Vega runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a backdrop...
Jessica Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with an atomic drop...
Jessica Hendrix uses a double-axhandle to the back on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix uses a double-axhandle to the back on Aqua Vega...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a fisherman suplex, but Aqua Vega blocks it...
Aqua Vega goes for a single arm DDT, but Jessica Hendrix blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a swinging neckbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with a snap suplex...
Jessica Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a scoop slam...
Jessica Hendrix throws Aqua Vega into the turnbuckle...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix executes a firemans carry into a DDT on Aqua Vega...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a tornado DDT...
Vanessa Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a firemans carry into a DDT...
Vanessa Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Vanessa Hendrix is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a kick...
(Aqua Vega and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Aqua Vega hits a clothesline on Jessica Hendrix...
Aqua Vega catches Jessica Hendrix in an abdominal stretch...
Kallie Green makes the save...
Jessica Hendrix executes the Jess in Time on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green makes the save...
Aqua Vega executes a thrust kick to the head on Jessica Hendrix...
(Aqua Vega and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Aqua Vega goes for a sleeperhold, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Aqua Vega goes for a snap mare, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix punches Aqua Vega...
Vanessa Hendrix has the crowd going wild...
Vanessa Hendrix chops Aqua Vega...
(Jessica Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix whip Kallie Green into the ropes...
They hit Kallie Green with a double clothesline...
Jessica Hendrix executes a bulldog headlock on Kallie Green...
(Aqua Vega and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Aqua Vega hits a hair pull takedown on Kallie Green...
Aqua Vega whips Kallie Green into the ropes, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green hits Aqua Vega with a backdrop...
Kallie Green executes a dropkick on Aqua Vega...
Kallie Green hits a tiger driver on Aqua Vega...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, Vanessa Hendrix makes the save...
Aqua Vega sends Kallie Green into the turnbuckle...
Kallie Green comes back, but is met with an elbow...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix hits Jessica Hendrix with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Vanessa Hendrix with a shoulderblock...
Jessica Hendrix nails Vanessa Hendrix with a scoop slam...
Jessica Hendrix takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a superkick...
Jessica Hendrix hits a German suplex on Vanessa Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix executes a gorilla press into a powerslam on Jessica Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
(Jessica Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a knee to the face...
Jessica Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with a bulldog headlock...
There are lots of chants for Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix locks Aqua Vega in a camel clutch...
Aqua Vega inches her way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Jessica Hendrix nails Aqua Vega with a double underhook backbreaker...
Jessica Hendrix uses a swinging neckbreaker on Aqua Vega...
(Kallie Green and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Kallie Green hits a tilt-a-whirl inverted DDT on Vanessa Hendrix...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kallie Green...
Kallie Green uses a bodyslam on Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Kallie Green hits a legdrop on Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green hits Vanessa Hendrix with a sitdown faceslam...
Kallie Green hits Vanessa Hendrix with a hair pull...
(Kallie Green and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Kallie Green uses a springboard armdrag on Jessica Hendrix...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Aqua Vega are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Aqua Vega locks Vanessa Hendrix in a sleeperhold...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Aqua Vega executes a hair pull takedown on Vanessa Hendrix...
Aqua Vega hits Vanessa Hendrix with a hair pull takedown...
Aqua Vega whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes, but Vanessa Hendrix reverses it...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with a clothesline...
Aqua Vega falls out of the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix goes outside...
Vanessa Hendrix throws Aqua Vega back into the ring...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Aqua Vega into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Aqua Vega with an elbow...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Aqua Vega down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Aqua Vega has been eliminated!!!
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a spear, but Kallie Green counters it with a kneelift...
Kallie Green executes a swinging neckbreaker on Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a side suplex...
Kallie Green goes for a hair pull takedown, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a tornado DDT, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green goes for a vertical suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Kallie Green nails Vanessa Hendrix with a slap...
Kallie Green hits Vanessa Hendrix with a butt-bump...
Kallie Green takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kallie Green whips Vanessa Hendrix into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a spear on Kallie Green...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a tornado DDT...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix misses with a shoulderblock...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with an elbow...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a reverse DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kallie Green into the ropes, but Kallie Green reverses it...
Kallie Green gets an airplane spin on Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Vanessa Hendrix breaks the hold after 11 seconds...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Kallie Green counters it with a go-behind...
Kallie Green goes for a high kick, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix punches Kallie Green...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green kicks Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green kicks Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
(Jessica Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a fisherman suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Jessica Hendrix executes a scoop slam on Kallie Green...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a sleeperhold, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a double-axhandle to the back...
Jessica Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a snap suplex...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a Shining Wizard, but Kallie Green ducks out of the way...
Kallie Green runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a backdrop...
Kallie Green falls out of the ring...
Jessica Hendrix goes outside...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Jessica Hendrix climbs back into the ring...
Kallie Green climbs back into the ring...
Jessica Hendrix executes a German suplex on Kallie Green...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Kallie Green blocks it...
Kallie Green kicks Jessica Hendrix...
Kallie Green hits Jessica Hendrix...
The chants for Kallie Green are deafening...
(Kallie Green and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Kallie Green hits an arm wringer on Vanessa Hendrix...
Kallie Green goes for a springboard bulldog, but Vanessa Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Kallie Green with a firemans carry into a DDT...
(Jessica Hendrix and Vanessa Hendrix are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix nails Vanessa Hendrix with a German suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Vanessa Hendrix nails Jessica Hendrix with a tornado DDT...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Jessica Hendrix into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a legsweep...
(Jessica Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Jessica Hendrix uses a swinging neckbreaker on Kallie Green...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Kallie Green throws him to the mat...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Kallie Green are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix uses a superkick on Kallie Green...
Vanessa Hendrix whips Kallie Green into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits Kallie Green with a superkick...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Kallie Green down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Kallie Green has been eliminated!!!
TM: One of the two ladies in the ring is going to be the top contender to the Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: My money is on Hendrix...
[Tony sighs...]
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
(Vanessa Hendrix and Jessica Hendrix are going at it...)
Vanessa Hendrix takes Jessica Hendrix down with a DDT...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Jessica Hendrix counters it with a go-behind...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a German suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix takes Jessica Hendrix down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a firemans carry into a DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
There are lots of chants for Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a bulldog headlock...
Jessica Hendrix nails Vanessa Hendrix with a snap suplex...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a snap suplex, but Vanessa Hendrix blocks it...
Vanessa Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Jessica Hendrix takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a superkick...
Jessica Hendrix takes Vanessa Hendrix down with a Shining Wizard...
The crowd is really behind Jessica Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix hits an atomic drop on Vanessa Hendrix...
Jessica Hendrix runs into the ropes...
Vanessa Hendrix hits a firemans carry into a DDT on Jessica Hendrix...
The crowd is really behind Vanessa Hendrix...
Vanessa Hendrix goes for a superkick, but Jessica Hendrix ducks out of the way...
Jessica Hendrix goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Vanessa Hendrix counters it with a backdrop...
Vanessa Hendrix uses a gorilla press into a powerslam on Jessica Hendrix...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Jessica Hendrix has been eliminated!!! The winner of the match and the new #1 contender for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship is ----- Vanessa Hendrix!!!
[The crowd is going crazy... By now Jessica is back on her feat and looking a bit crestfallen... After a moment though her face breaks into a smile and she hugs her sister and holds her arm up in the air...]
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Winner: Vanessa Hendrix
Time of match: 0:14:51
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[For a change we see one of the most dangerous men on the planet Lucifer sitting down on the bench in the locker room and he is actually quite calm, he isn't hitting a locker or ripping it off the hinges so Neil Bonser can fine him for doing so... Nope the seven foot monster is wearing a black tank top with black jeans and black steel toe boots... He is up at the ceiling as if he sees something on it... Lucifer's red eyes are zooming in on a brown spot as he is doing so right behind him is Doomsday his tag team partner... The even bigger man is wearing a brown t-shirt with gray sweats and brown boots... Doomsday is pacing the floor as he is just shaking his head... This seems to be switch as he is the calm one, but instead it appears that he is worried about something...]
Doomsday: Lucifer do you believe we have to get into the ring with Guidry and Wilson once again? I am starting to really hate those two... I know we are involved in a six man tag team match with our partner being Charlie Kline, but still why in the hell does Bonser put us in the ring with those two?
[Lucifer just shrugs his shoulders...]
Doomsday: Oh... We aren't talking this week... You wanted to rip Psychotic's head off his shoulders and now you are so calm against these two...
[He shakes his head...]
Doomsday: I know you are right; I shouldn't get bent out of shape about those two... But they appear to be the hottest thing in this company and I can't figure out why?
[Lucifer stands up, as he gets ready to slam his fist into a locker...]
Doomsday: Don't do that...
[Lucifer pumps the brakes...]
Doomsday: However, Brian Styles is a wild card of the bunch... This guy is supposed to be so untouchable, he can't be beaten... Got some news for him, he is about two get pounded by two seven foot monsters...
[He turns to Lucifer...]
Doomsday: I just don't know big man, why Guidry and Watson are getting to me... Deep down, those two are supposed to be the next big thing around here and that ticks me off... I guess I am one of those veterans that is starting to realize that this just might be my last ride... I did ask you to put your singles career on hold just so we could win the tag team titles once again... Don't get me wrong, I feel great and could go another few years, but I feel this isn't quite the end yet...
Lucifer: Are you starting to get soft on me?
Doomsday: Hell no... I am not, what I am trying to save let's go out to the ring later on and beat Guidry and Watson and Styles to a bloody pulp...
Lucifer: That is what I like to hear... Besides, that singles career is still there... Besides, do you trust Kline as our partner tonight?
Doomsday: Not really... But we have no choice... He better let us lead...
Lucifer: Just because he is the man around here doesn't make him the leader of this team...
Doomsday: He better mind his manners or he will get beaten to a bloody pulp like the rest...
Lucifer: Deep down, I know we can be tag team champions of this company for a long time... Guidry and Watson will never get these straps from us and you know that...
Doomsday: You know you are right? I don't know why in the hell I was getting bent out of shape anyway...
[Lucifer nods his head...]
Voice: Me neither...
[Suddenly the two seven foot monsters slowly turn around as they begin to wonder who in their right mind would interrupt them...]
CROWD: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[As the camera slowly turns we see a young man wearing a blue t-shirt with blue jeans and blue and white shoes as he is wearing a Dodgers cap on his head...]
Justin Taylor: That is Frostbite...
Doomsday: What in the hell are you doing here?
[Frostbite shakes both Lucifer and Doomsday's hand...]
Frostbite: Is that anyway to treat an old friend...
Doomsday: Not at all... But why are you here? Don't you have your hands full with GEW and CWF business?
Frostbite: I do... But I am here on business... And you know what it is?
Doomsday: I have gotten your text... But I got to ask... Why?
Frostbite: I feel something is missing... We have been friends for years and thought if anybody could help me out or tell me straight up what I am doing wrong...
Doomsday: Dude, I have watched a lot of your matches here recently... Be honest, I don't see anything wrong... I was telling Lucifer here recently... I think you are wrestling the best that I ever seen...
Frostbite: But there is something wrong... I know it...
Doomsday: I just don't see it... Chalk it up to bad luck... I know you are getting tick off because you have been so close to becoming World Champion and IC Champion in two different companies, but trust me in time you will become champion again...
Frostbite: So what about my offer?
Doomsday: I am shocked by it... I don't know how I could help you...
Frostbite: I need the extra pair of eyes...
[He looks back at Lucifer...]
Doomsday: Look, Lucifer has some upcoming dates with a couple of other companies that he is working for... I have a little time on my hands... So, yes...
Frostbite: You will manage me...
Doomsday: Sure, why not...
Frostbite: Great... You did great things with Lucifer... I know you can get me back on top...
Doomsday: We shall see... But still don't know why you need me...
Frostbite: I know you have an important match later on...
Doomsday: Any tips on Brian Styles?
Frostbite: Certainly...
Lucifer: Can you out there and hurt Kline so you can be our partner tonight...
Frostbite: Don't think Neil would take too kindly to that... I am sure Michael Wilson is keeping tabs on what I am doing...
Doomsday: You know if you need any help with his band of misfits...
Frostbite: I will call, but I have it in hand...
[The three gather around with their backs toward the camera...]
Frostbite: Okay about Styles...
[Lucifer walks toward the camera as they quickly leave the locker room as he gets back to business at hand...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back – and Frostbite is in the building...
JT: The Cold Hearted Bastard himself!
TM: Justin!
JT: What? That’s what he calls himself...
TM: Hmm... Anyway – it’s time for our next match...
JT: Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest s scheduled for one fall... Introducing first - already in the ring, fighting out of Parts Unknown and weighing in at 320 pounds... The Masked Terror!!!
[The crowd don't really know how to react...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Here Comes the Money" by Naughty by Nature
SJD: From Miami, Florida and weighing in at 325 pounds... Benjamiiiiiiiiiiin Frankliiiiiiiiiin...
[Franklin saunters out onto the entrance ramp and makes his way down to the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
The Masked Terror Vs Benjamin Franklin
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a full nelson...
Benjamin Franklin breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin uses a chop on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin whips The Masked Terror into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin misses with a shoulderblock...
Benjamin Franklin misses with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin locks The Masked Terror in a bearhug...
The Masked Terror grabs the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin chops The Masked Terror...
The crowd is really behind Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror...
There are lots of chants for Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin chops The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror kicks Benjamin Franklin...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror punches Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Benjamin Franklin throws him to the mat...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a wristlock, but The Masked Terror counters it with a punch...
In turn, Benjamin Franklin counters it with a roundhouse right...
Benjamin Franklin uses a charging axhandle bodyblock on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a choke lift, but The Masked Terror counters it with a kick to the midsection...
The Masked Terror uses a knee to the back on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror goes for a snap suplex, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a running clothesline, but The Masked Terror ducks out of the way...
The Masked Terror uses a faceslam on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror goes for a spinning DDT, but Benjamin Franklin counters it with a backdrop...
Benjamin Franklin catches The Masked Terror in a sleeperhold...
The Masked Terror manages to grab the ropes after 9 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin executes a backdrop on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin locks The Masked Terror in a chokehold...
Dana Riggelman warns Benjamin Franklin to let go...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three, four...
Benjamin Franklin executes a charging axhandle bodyblock on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin locks The Masked Terror in a wristlock...
The Masked Terror is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Masked Terror tries to escape the hold...
The Masked Terror reaches the ropes after 11 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a running clothesline, but The Masked Terror ducks out of the way...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a fist to the midsection...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a kick...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a faceslam...
The Masked Terror gets a full nelson on Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin reaches the ropes after being locked up for 18 seconds...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin takes The Masked Terror down with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin catches The Masked Terror in a bearhug...
The Masked Terror inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin hits a gutbuster on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a bodyslam, but The Masked Terror counters it with an elbowsmash...
The Masked Terror goes for a snap suplex, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a backbreaker, but The Masked Terror counters it with a facerake...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a fallaway slam...
The Masked Terror covers Benjamin Franklin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a monkey flip...
The Masked Terror goes for the Terror Smash, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
The Masked Terror uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a falling splash...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes, but Benjamin Franklin reverses it...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a kick...
The Masked Terror nails Benjamin Franklin with an elbowdrop...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a double chickenwing submission...
Benjamin Franklin is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Benjamin Franklin is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Masked Terror lets go after 19 seconds...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a flying bulldog...
The Masked Terror is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Masked Terror goes for a diving elbow smash, but Benjamin Franklin ducks out of the way...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a Cradle DDT, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes, but Benjamin Franklin reverses it...
The Masked Terror goes for an enzuilariato, but Benjamin Franklin counters it with a backward kick...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with an avalanche...
Benjamin Franklin has the crowd going wild...
Benjamin Franklin uses a powerslam on The Masked Terror...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Benjamin Franklin complains about a slow count...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with an avalanche...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a splash from the second rope, but The Masked Terror gets his knees up...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin falls out of the ring...
The Masked Terror rolls out under the bottom rope...
The Masked Terror shoves Benjamin Franklin into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror throws Benjamin Franklin back into the ring...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a chinlock deathlock submission...
Benjamin Franklin makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
The Masked Terror goes for a Boston crab, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a bodyslam, but The Masked Terror counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
The Masked Terror nails Benjamin Franklin with a diving elbow smash...
The Masked Terror goes for a full nelson, but Benjamin Franklin counters it with a headbutt...
Benjamin Franklin hits a series of headbutts on The Masked Terror...
The crowd is going crazy...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a Boston crab, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a full nelson...
Benjamin Franklin tries to escape the hold...
Benjamin Franklin is struggling to reach the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin grabs the ropes after being locked up for 9 seconds...
The Masked Terror executes the Terror Smash on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a diving elbow smash...
The Masked Terror goes for a spinning DDT, but Benjamin Franklin counters it with a backdrop...
Benjamin Franklin uses a running clothesline on The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin puts The Masked Terror in a front facelock...
The Masked Terror is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Benjamin Franklin lets go after 16 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a bearhug, but The Masked Terror counters it with a facerake...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the turnbuckle...
The Masked Terror runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Benjamin Franklin lifts his knee...
Benjamin Franklin catches The Masked Terror in a wristlock...
The Masked Terror grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Benjamin Franklin takes The Masked Terror down with a Cradle DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a backdrop...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a senton...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a fallaway slam...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a kick...
The Masked Terror uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror whips Benjamin Franklin into the ropes, but Benjamin Franklin reverses it...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a shoulderblock...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin misses with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a kick...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a backdrop...
The Masked Terror goes for a snap suplex, but Benjamin Franklin blocks it...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a backdrop...
Benjamin Franklin falls out of the ring...
The Masked Terror goes outside...
The Masked Terror uses a kick to the midsection on Benjamin Franklin...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
The Masked Terror throws Benjamin Franklin into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror uses a fist to the midsection on Benjamin Franklin...
Dana Riggelman counts: 6...
The Masked Terror gets back into the ring...
Benjamin Franklin follows him back in...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror punches Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Masked Terror kicks Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror hits a side suplex on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror executes the Terror Smash on Benjamin Franklin...
The crowd is cheering on The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror executes a flying spinning leg lariat on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a flying bulldog...
The crowd is really behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
The Masked Terror misses with a clothesline...
The Masked Terror goes for an enzuilariato, but Benjamin Franklin ducks out of the way...
Benjamin Franklin goes for the torture rack, but The Masked Terror counters it with an elbowsmash...
The Masked Terror nails Benjamin Franklin with a kneebreaker...
The Masked Terror goes for an enzuilariato, but Benjamin Franklin ducks out of the way...
Benjamin Franklin kicks The Masked Terror...
The crowd is really behind Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin chops The Masked Terror...
Benjamin Franklin punches The Masked Terror...
The crowd is really behind Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror chops Benjamin Franklin...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror chops Benjamin Franklin...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror...
The crowd is going crazy...
Benjamin Franklin catches The Masked Terror in the torture rack...
Dana Riggelman asks The Masked Terror if he's had enough...
The Masked Terror shakes his head...
Dana Riggelman checks The Masked Terror's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it stays up !
The Masked Terror fights his way out of the hold after 19 seconds...
The Masked Terror executes a knee to the back on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror uses an enzuilariato on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror hits Benjamin Franklin with a flying spinning leg lariat...
The crowd is going crazy...
The Masked Terror locks Benjamin Franklin in a chinlock deathlock submission...
Benjamin Franklin is struggling to reach the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 14 seconds...
The Masked Terror nails Benjamin Franklin with a flying bulldog...
The crowd is really behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror uses a flying bulldog on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a backdrop...
Benjamin Franklin executes the Almighty Dollar on The Masked Terror...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin goes for a bodyslam, but The Masked Terror counters it with a facerake...
The Masked Terror sends Benjamin Franklin into the turnbuckle, but Benjamin Franklin reverses it...
Benjamin Franklin runs shoulder-first into the corner, but The Masked Terror moves out of the way...
The Masked Terror kicks Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror punches Benjamin Franklin...
The crowd is really behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror punches Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror hits a spinning DDT on Benjamin Franklin...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror covers Benjamin Franklin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
The Masked Terror hits a faceslam on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror executes a monkey flip on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror executes the Terror Smash on Benjamin Franklin...
The Masked Terror is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Masked Terror goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Masked Terror takes Benjamin Franklin down with a flying spinning leg lariat...
There are lots of chants for The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Masked Terror runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a shoulderblock...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a clothesline...
Benjamin Franklin runs into the ropes...
Benjamin Franklin hits The Masked Terror with a shoulderblock...
Benjamin Franklin is going for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
SJD: The winner of the match – Benjamin Franklin!
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Winner: Benjamin Franklin
Time of match: 0:17:59
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TM: Great debut for this guy...
JT: Indeed... I see good things ahead for him...
TM: Time for an ad break...
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for more singles action... This time – two guys who debuted in different matches on the last show – and both teams that they were in picked up wins...
JT: However, tonight – someone will win and someone won’t...
TM: Unless they both get disqualified...
JT: What?
TM: Or counted out...
JT: Shut up... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheuled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?" by A Day to Remember
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 174lbs... He is Ryaaaaaaan Keeeeeeys!
[Ryan walks in loving the reaction from the crowd, he smirks while walking to the stage, raising the hem of his shirt to show off to the camera... He slides through the bottom ropes and jumps to a corner turnbuckle (right), where he tears his tank top off to get ready for the match...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries"
SJD: Led to the ring by Ashley Walker and from Las Vegas, Nevada... He weighs in at 243 pounds -- Stewie Franchize!!!
[Walker and Franchize walk out onto the ramp and then make way down to the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
Stewie Franchize Vs Ryan Keys
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Stewie Franchize runs into the ropes...
Stewie Franchize hits Ryan Keys with a running knee lift...
Stewie Franchize goes for a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Ryan Keys reverses it...
Ryan Keys hits an armwringer on Stewie Franchize...
There are lots of chants for Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys uses a spinning heel kick on Stewie Franchize...
There are lots of chants for Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a missile dropkick...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys nails Stewie Franchize with a dropsault...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a dropsault...
The crowd is cheering on Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a somersault legdrop...
The crowd is cheering on Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a Northern Lights suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a cartwheel splash...
Ryan Keys uses a spinning heel kick on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys uses a flying forearm on Stewie Franchize...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a springboard legdrop...
The crowd is cheering on Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a springboard armdrag...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a chop...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a flip piledriver...
A small "Ryan Keys" chant is being started...
Ryan Keys uses a missile dropkick on Stewie Franchize...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys executes a cartwheel splash on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a springboard armdrag...
Ryan Keys executes a handspring moonsault on Stewie Franchize...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ryan Keys executes spinning headscissors on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys runs into the ropes...
Ryan Keys goes for a Huracanrana, but Stewie Franchize counters it with a power bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Stewie Franchize whips Ryan Keys into the ropes, but Ryan Keys reverses it...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a shoulderblock...
Ryan Keys throws Stewie Franchize out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, Stewie Franchize reenters the ring...
Ryan Keys nails Stewie Franchize with a flying forearm...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a flying spinning leg lariat...
Ryan Keys is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ryan Keys sets up the chair...
Ryan Keys nails Stewie Franchize with a release German suplex onto the chair...
Ryan Keys is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ryan Keys uses a flying spinning leg lariat on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a split legged moonsault...
The crowd is cheering on Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys whips Stewie Franchize into the ropes...
Stewie Franchize misses with a shoulderblock...
Ryan Keys misses with a clothesline...
Stewie Franchize hits Ryan Keys with an elbow...
Scott Braski removes the chair from the ring...
Stewie Franchize goes for a legdrop, but Ryan Keys rolls out of the way...
Ryan Keys covers Stewie Franchize...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Ashley Walker puts Stewie Franchize's foot on the rope...
Ryan Keys takes Stewie Franchize down with a cartwheel splash...
Ryan Keys whips Stewie Franchize into the ropes, but Stewie Franchize reverses it...
Stewie Franchize misses with a kick...
Ryan Keys hits Stewie Franchize with a shoulderblock...
Ryan Keys nails Stewie Franchize with an armwringer...
Ryan Keys uses a handspring elbow on Stewie Franchize...
There are lots of chants for Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Ryan Keys executes the Master Key on Stewie Franchize...
Ryan Keys goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Ryan Keys has the crowd going wild...
SJD: The winner of the match – Ryan Keeeeeeeeeeeys!!!
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Winner: Ryan Keys
Time of match: 0:05:07
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TM: Another tick in the win column for Ryan Keys... He’s making quite an impact here in such a short time...
JT: Indeed... Definitely one to keep your eye on...
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Backstage:
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[Back in the locker room we see two individuals with their backs turned towards the camera as our staff walks in on the two...]
Voice: You should have connected with that one... A few inches you would have put that right on the button...
[Our cameras peek over the left shoulder of one of the young man...]
Voice: Well, what about you and that move? You should have connected on that one...
[Our cameras pick up the two young man are on a smart phone as they are watching a video... From what we can tell it appears to be a wrestling match of some sort... As a few more seconds have passed we see Doomsday and Lucifer are on the phone... We see one image of Lucifer picking up Omar Wilson and giving him a massive chokeslam...]
Voice: I bet your back hurt for a few days...
[Another image pops up, this time we see Doomsday giving a huge powerbomb to Jimmie Guidry...]
Voice: You told me that your neck was hurting for a few days after taking that shot...
[The two men slowly turn around as if someone were in fact breathing down the necks... They are stunned that somebody would interrupt them... They jump to their feet as one young man is wearing a university of Idaho t-shirt with maroon tights and matching boots... The other gentleman has on a green t-shirt with green tights and yellow boots... We see that it is none other than Jimmie Guidry and Omar Watson...]
Jimmie: Is there any privacy anymore in the world?
Omar: You could have knocked... We were going over some important stuff...
Jimmie: We were watching some video of Satan's Disciples... Trying to pick up some tips...
Omar: Which reminds me... Why are we using my phone, instead of yours?
Jimmie: Because my phone has no battery life on it...
Omar: Excuses...
[The two turn toward each other and then back to the camera...]
Jimmie: I am sure they would like our thoughts about tonight's six man match...
Omar: Ah, yes he get back in the ring with Satan Disciples and the champion of this company, Charles Kline...
Jimmie: And our partner one of the most dangerous men in the business in Brian Styles... Gentlemen, this is just a warm up of what is excepted to come...
Omar: You see we know the time is approaching as we will get back into the ring with you and those tag team titles are going to be on the line...
Jimmie: We have studied the two of you very intently... We know since we arrived here, nobody has given us any respect...
Omar: We saw earlier that maybe we were finally getting your respect... Doomsday, it appears is a little afraid of us...
Jimmie: Can you believe the seven foot monster is afraid of some rookie tag team... It appears that have you on notice...
Omar: Tonight, we have a six man match, and that is our chance to show you one more time, just how much more you can worry about us...
Jimmie: The more we get into the ring with you, the more we can figure out a way to finally beat you and win those titles...
Omar: Charlie Kline, you my friend get a first hand look at what Thunder and Lightning is all about... You are the champion and we get that, but tonight we show you just what the future of this company is all about...
Jimmie: I know that we will have an issue with our tag team partner Brian Styles... We know that he can't be trusted, but that is issue we will handle if that comes about... But, Doomsday and Lucifer, we are going to keep going around and around with this...
Omar: And it will not stop, until we become the tag team champions... We know that we can beat you, and I believe you know it as well...
Jimmie: It is only a matter of time and later on... It will slowly but surely become the beginning of the end of your reign as tag team champs...
Omar: That you can believe...
[The two walk away as they get back on the phone as they continue to look at video...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Up next we have a match for the Television Championship...
JT: Dylan Black defends his championship against the man that picked up the win for his team last week – James Farrell... Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Me Without You" by TobyMac
SJD: Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 245lbs... He is Jaaaaames Farrell!
[Farrell raises his hand to the crowd...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage
SJD: His opponent... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 225 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... This is "The Reject"... This is Dylaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaack!
[A huge pop hits the arena as Dylan Black comes out from behind the curtain and gives a huge shout to the crowd stating that he is here to fight... He unclips the championship belt from around his waist and holds it high above his head... He takes little time as he makes his way to and in to the ring as the fans throw streamers at him as he waits for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
IXWA Television Championship match:
Jame Farrell Vs "The Reject" Dylan Black
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
James Farrell uses a cradle piledriver on Dylan Black...
The crowd is cheering on James Farrell...
James Farrell whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a kick...
James Farrell hits a vertical suplex on Dylan Black...
James Farrell goes for a sleeperhold, but Dylan Black counters it with a jawbreaker...
Dylan Black is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Dylan Black nails James Farrell with a backdrop suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black goes for a mounted elbowsmash, but James Farrell blocks it...
James Farrell chops Dylan Black...
A small "James Farrell" chant is being started...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black...
The crowd is starting to get behind James Farrell...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a flapjack...
James Farrell puts Dylan Black in an airplane spin...
Scott Braski tells Dylan Black to respond or he'll stop the fight...
Dylan Black nods...
Dylan Black tries to fight the pain...
Dylan Black breaks the hold after 20 seconds...
Dylan Black goes for a half nelson suplex, but James Farrell counters it with an elbowsmash...
James Farrell attempts to place Dylan Black on the turnbuckle, but Dylan Black blocks it...
James Farrell whips Dylan Black into the turnbuckle...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black misses with a clothesline...
James Farrell goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black kicks James Farrell...
There are lots of chants for Dylan Black...
Dylan Black punches James Farrell...
Dylan Black uses a backdrop suplex on James Farrell...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell with a big boot...
Dylan Black whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
Dylan Black misses with a clothesline...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell with a kick...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black misses with an elbow...
Dylan Black uses a thrust kick to the head on James Farrell...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black attempts to place James Farrell on the turnbuckle, but James Farrell blocks it...
Dylan Black goes for a brainbuster, but James Farrell counters it with a slide down...
James Farrell hits a head and arm suplex on Dylan Black...
The crowd is going crazy...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo pulls down the top rope...
Scott Braski threatens Dylan Black with disqualification...
Dylan Black goes for a suicide dive through the ropes, but James Farrell moves out of the way...
The crowd is going crazy...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
James Farrell goes for a European uppercut, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Dylan Black runs James Farrell into the ringsteps...
Dylan Black throws James Farrell into the guardrail...
Dylan Black throws James Farrell into the ringpost...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Scott Braski counts: 2...
Dylan Black throws James Farrell back into the ring...
James Farrell hits a forearm smash on Dylan Black...
James Farrell kicks Dylan Black...
James Farrell has the crowd going wild...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black...
The crowd is behind James Farrell all the way...
Dylan Black chops James Farrell...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
James Farrell punches Dylan Black...
Dylan Black chops James Farrell...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
Dylan Black uses a backdrop on James Farrell...
Dylan Black hits a springboard moonsault on James Farrell...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Dylan Black uses a mounted elbowsmash on James Farrell...
Dylan Black executes a fallaway slam on James Farrell...
Dylan Black puts James Farrell in a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
James Farrell reaches the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell with a fallaway slam...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black executes a swinging neckbreaker on James Farrell...
There are lots of chants for Dylan Black...
Dylan Black goes for a flying clothesline, but James Farrell ducks out of the way...
James Farrell goes for a snap suplex, but Dylan Black slides down his back...
Dylan Black hits James Farrell with a back suplex...
Dylan Black whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
James Farrell takes Dylan Black down with an armdrag...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
James Farrell takes Dylan Black down with a fireman's carry takedown...
James Farrell goes for a top-rope senton, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black uses a swinging neckbreaker on James Farrell...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black uses a flying clothesline on James Farrell...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dylan Black hits a backbreaker on James Farrell...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
Dylan Black whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with an elbow...
James Farrell is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
James Farrell goes for a shoulderbreaker, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black uses a backbreaker on James Farrell...
Dylan Black goes for a powerslam, but James Farrell counters it with a sunset flip...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
James Farrell goes for a kneebreaker, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black goes for a backdrop, but James Farrell counters it with a sunset flip...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
James Farrell executes a back suplex on Dylan Black...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a drop toe hold...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a head and arm suplex...
The crowd is cheering on James Farrell...
James Farrell goes for a tiger suplex, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black hits a double underhook suplex on James Farrell...
Dylan Black whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
James Farrell misses with a clothesline...
James Farrell hits Dylan Black with a backbreaker...
James Farrell nails Dylan Black with a snap suplex...
James Farrell goes for a backbreaker, but Dylan Black counters it with a facerake...
Dylan Black executes a bodyslam on James Farrell...
Dylan Black hits a snap suplex on James Farrell...
Dylan Black goes for the STF, but James Farrell blocks it...
James Farrell catches Dylan Black in a front facelock...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
Dylan Black is inching his way towards the ropes...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
James Farrell lets go after 22 seconds...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black executes the Death Penalty on James Farrell...
James Farrell breaks the hold after 8 seconds...
James Farrell places Dylan Black on the turnbuckle...
James Farrell nails Dylan Black with a belly-to-back superplex...
James Farrell has the crowd going wild...
James Farrell goes for a headlock takedown, but Dylan Black counters it with a back suplex...
Dylan Black nails James Farrell with a gutwrench suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
SJD: The winner of the match and still IXWA Television Champion --- "The Reject" Dylaaaaaaan Blaaaaaack!!!
TM: What a great match... Farrell took Black to the limit there...
JT: Great futures ahead for both of these men... Both ones to keep a very close eye on in the future...
TM: Black proving why he deserves to be the Television Champion around here...
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Winner: Dylan Black
Time of match: 0:10:45
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"There's a phrase they often say... History is written by the victor... It glosses over the manner in how the war was won unless you look beneath the surface and find the truth... And what history will say is that Kelly Kloss defeated Alice Harris for the Bad Ass Babe title"
[The light in the locker room flicks on as Alice Harris, former Bad Ass Babe champion pushes up from the wall she was leaning against... Instead of the usual odd mannerisms which we have become accustomed with when regarding Harris, there is a clear and cold intent radiating from her...]
"History will not say how Kelly could not combat my raw ability in one on one action the way it was meant to be combated... History will not say how that coward rushed me, threw me out of the ring, threw me against the rails, used the environment to stun me before rolling me up whilst I was dazed... History will not say how tactically sound this approach was as the aggressor knew her limitations and how to effectively triumph in the face of them..."
[Alice, standing there looks right at the camera, almost through it in a manner... Her cold stare is unsettling and in those hardened eyes you can see determination and something sinister lurking beneath the surface...]
"History will simply say she won and I lost... She will be able to gloat, celebrate, hold that title close... But she will never come close to emulating me... I went through the entire female contingent of the IXWA to win that belt... She just had to deal with me..."
[Shaking her head and brushing some of her fringe back behind her ear, Alice takes a deep breath before exhaling...]
"And yes... I am human, I can be defeated, I can have an off day... Sure, read into this all you want, the champion is sad and is ranting... It's all very Clichéd... Something I have never been a fan of, but you sometimes have to fall back on the tropes, after all, they keep the show going right? The perceived good girl wins the title off the crazy bad one... Everyone is happy... Blah... Blah... Blah"
[With venom in her tone of voice, Alice continues on...]
"But you forget that not everyone is happy... I'm far from it... I lost my title, the title I earned by running the entire roster of women in the IXWA out of the ring... I stood tall at the end, a deserving champion and I lose it to someone like Kelly, an underhanded... manipulative... self engrossed bitch!"
[Alice's eyes narrow slightly as she steps closer to the camera...]
"Well Kelly, I hope you enjoyed your short time with the belt... Because I am taking back what I earned... I made this division something exciting and thrilling... I drew the attention, I am the real star here and it has been proven by my inclusion in the big battle royal... Now you think you are a star? Pffft! You're only a star because I made you one... That's right... I made you a star and I can easily make you a nobody once again..."
[The anger and aggression in Alice's words is noticeable as her voice grows colder...]
"You can try every cowardly and underhanded trick in the book against me this time out... You can try and wrestle me the way you claim you can... You can try whatever the hell you want, because face it... You're just riding my coat tails... Getting fame off of my name... I am the real Bad Ass Babe here, I have the looks and the skills to back it up... And sweetheart... Out in that ring tonight... I am going to make you realise just how good I am..."
[With a sinister smirk forming on her face, Alice flashes the camera a wink and blows a kiss...]
"Don't keep me waiting champ... I can't keep letting you ride my wave of glory"
[Camera clicks off...]
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Ringside:
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TM: More singles action now with participants who debuted on our last show...
JT: Let’s get straight to it... Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
[The Vegas Kid sprints out onto the ramp and runs down to the ring...
SJD: From Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds --- The Vegas Kid...
[He slides under the bottom rope...]
SJD: His opponent...
[A man runs out onto the entrance ramp closely followed by a woman...]
SJD: Accompanied by Lindsay Adams and hailing from Atlantic City, New Jersey and weighing in at 220lbs he is "The X Core Soldier" Subway!
[Subway runs down to the ring with Lindsay Adams following close behind him... He slaps hands with the fans and then slides under the ropes... He then extends his arms once inside the ring and then crosses them across his chest - forming a giant X...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
The Vegas Kid Vs "The X Core Soldier" Subway
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
The Vegas Kid hits a headlock takedown on Subway...
The Vegas Kid goes for a headlock takedown, but Subway throws him off...
Subway runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid catches Subway in an abdominal stretch...
Subway reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
The Vegas Kid takes Subway down with a backbreaker...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a headlock takedown...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with a gutwrench suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, shoulder up...
The Vegas Kid locks Subway in a front facelock...
The Vegas Kid lets go after 12 seconds...
The Vegas Kid goes for a headlock takedown, but Subway throws him off...
Subway goes for a half nelson suplex, but The Vegas Kid counters it with an armdrag takedown...
The Vegas Kid executes a European uppercut on Subway...
The Vegas Kid kicks Subway...
The crowd is giving The Vegas Kid a standing ovation...
Subway chops The Vegas Kid...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway...
The crowd erupts...
Subway kicks The Vegas Kid...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a knifehand chop...
Subway takes The Vegas Kid down with a DDT...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Subway executes a belly-to-back suplex on The Vegas Kid...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with a tornado DDT...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Subway hits a full nelson slam on The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes, but The Vegas Kid reverses it...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a clothesline...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes, but The Vegas Kid reverses it...
Subway goes for a back heel kick, but The Vegas Kid ducks out of the way...
The Vegas Kid punches Subway...
The crowd is giving The Vegas Kid a standing ovation...
The Vegas Kid chops Subway...
The crowd is giving The Vegas Kid a standing ovation...
Subway kicks The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
Subway uses a missile dropkick on The Vegas Kid...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Subway goes for a back suplex, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a go-behind...
Subway re-reverses it...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with a dropkick...
Subway throws The Vegas Kid out of the ring...
Subway goes through the ropes...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a backbreaker...
The Vegas Kid uses a fireman's carry takedown on Subway...
The Vegas Kid whips Subway into the guardrail...
The Vegas Kid goes for the Beauty Bomb, but Subway blocks it...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a backbreaker...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with a snap suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
The Vegas Kid throws Subway into the guardrail...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a kneebreaker...
Dana Riggelman counts: 4...
The Vegas Kid throws Subway into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 5...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a back suplex...
The Vegas Kid hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Subway...
Dana Riggelman counts: 6...
The Vegas Kid whips Subway into the guardrail...
The Vegas Kid shoves Subway into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 7...
Dana Riggelman counts: 8...
The Vegas Kid climbs back into the ring...
Subway rolls back in under the bottom rope...
The Vegas Kid whips Subway into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with a clothesline...
The Vegas Kid nails Subway with a headlock takedown...
The Vegas Kid takes Subway down with a double underhook suplex...
The Vegas Kid goes for a front facelock, but Subway counters it with a backdrop...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with an over-the-shoulder belly-to-back piledriver...
Subway further incites the crowd...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a back suplex...
Subway attempts to place The Vegas Kid on the turnbuckle, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
Subway executes an armbar takedown on The Vegas Kid...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with an elbow...
The Vegas Kid is bleeding profusely...
The Vegas Kid puts Subway in an abdominal stretch...
Subway is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Subway is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Vegas Kid lets go after 14 seconds...
The Vegas Kid goes for a German suplex, but Subway blocks it...
Subway uses a dropkick on The Vegas Kid...
Subway punches The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway...
The Vegas Kid executes a German suplex on Subway...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Vegas Kid goes for a knifehand chop, but Subway blocks it...
Subway punches The Vegas Kid...
Subway is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Subway chops The Vegas Kid...
Subway further incites the crowd...
The Vegas Kid chops Subway...
The crowd is behind The Vegas Kid all the way...
The Vegas Kid punches Subway...
The crowd is behind The Vegas Kid all the way...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid...
Numerous fans are using Subway for target practice...
Subway chops The Vegas Kid...
Subway runs into the ropes...
Subway takes The Vegas Kid down with a back heel kick...
Subway goes for a vertical suplex, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
The Vegas Kid goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Subway blocks it...
Subway sets up The Vegas Kid on the turnbuckle...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a belly-to-back superplex...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Subway blocks it...
Subway sets up The Vegas Kid on the turnbuckle...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with a belly-to-belly superplex...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a tornado DDT...
Subway is being booed out of the building...
Subway runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Subway with a clothesline...
The Vegas Kid is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
The Vegas Kid uses a belly-to-back suplex on Subway...
The Vegas Kid goes for a snap suplex, but Subway counters it with a jab...
Subway nails The Vegas Kid with a kick to the knee...
Subway runs into the ropes...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a back heel kick...
Subway takes The Vegas Kid down with a DDT...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
Subway hits an armbar takedown on The Vegas Kid...
Subway executes a Russian legsweep on The Vegas Kid...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a running kick to the head...
Subway whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
Subway hits The Vegas Kid with a backdrop...
The Vegas Kid falls out of the ring...
Subway goes for a springboard dropkick, but The Vegas Kid moves out of the way...
Subway is out cold...
The Vegas Kid reenters the ring...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1
Dana Riggelman counts: 2
Dana Riggelman counts: 3
Dana Riggelman counts: 4
Dana Riggelman counts: 5
Dana Riggelman counts: 6
Dana Riggelman counts: 7
Dana Riggelman counts: 8
Dana Riggelman counts: 9
Dana Riggelman counts: 10
Subway is counted out...
The chants for The Vegas Kid are deafening...
TM: I’m not sure that was the planned finish of the match... I honestly thought Subway had this one won...
JT: Doesn’t look much like a winner right now...
SJD: The winner of the match – via Countout... The Vegaaaaaaaaaaas Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!
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Winner: The Vegas Kid
Time of match: 0:11:12
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[Kid looks a bit confused as EMT’s check on Subway...]
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Backstage:
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The winner is The Vegas Kid... Time of match: 0:11:12
[Scene opens backstage inside of “The Gold Standard” Charlie Kline’s dressing room... He is dressed and ready for action with the IXWA Global Heavyweight Champion Title around his waist... He admires himself in a mirror adjusting the title to make it perfectly fit... "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon gently bites her thumbnail as paces back and forth... Her formfitting black and gold dress swaying with her luscious curves as she does so...]
GG: Babe I have to say it again... I don’t like this...
CK: [Chuckles and shakes his head...] Gina, it’s fine... I have tagged with these guys before... As long as I don’t do anything to hurt them or try to screw them over, they will hold up their part of the deal... We may not have a lot in common but Satan’s Disciples enjoy having their hand raised at the end of the night as much as I do... It will all be fine... [ During all of this Kline continues to admire himself and the belt in the mirror...]
[Gina stops and drops her hand... He walks over to him with a determination, she grabs his shoulders and spins him around sharply and violently...]
GG: HEY! Get your head in the game Charlie! You must have blinders on Babe! You are the GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! You hold the most prize possession this Fed has to offer! There is only one person you can trust here and that is ME! Sure those two played it right down the line with you last time you were together... But what says they will do that again Babe! [She steps closer and places her hands on his cheeks, guiding his gaze into hers...] I love you Babe and I don’t want to see anything bad happen to you... You are the biggest target IXWA has now... Time to get over the Euphoria of getting there and start the era of "The Gold Standard"... Make a statement out there tonight hun...
[Gordon kisses him... She reaches her hands down and squeezes them in encouragement... She starts to walk away but turns, her blonde hair whipping around...]
GG: And know no matter what happens - I will be there when it’s all said and done...
[Gordon holds out her hand and beckons Kline to go with her...]
CK: You heard her boys... Thunder and Lightning, Brian Styles, Satan’s Disciples… Hell even the Part Timer Roman Anderson himself... Missed you last week Buddy! Just kidding, I didn’t even waste a thought on you... Each and every one of you get ready... Tonight the bar gets raised... Tonight begins Charlie Kline’s redefinition of what a Champion is... Tonight I show everyone why their A game needs get a whole lot better in a hurry because the Gold Standard is officially redefined... IXWA get ready, my time - is now...
[Fade to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and it is time for a HUGE six man tag team match... On one side is the Global Heavyweight Champion and his partners are the Extreme Tag Team Champions...
JT: And on the other side are the team who must certainly be considered the #1 contenders to the tag team championships and they are teaming with the Survival of the Fittest champion...
TM: This is going to be awesome...
JT: Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 705 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Doomsday... Lucifer... SATAN'S DISCIPLES
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SJD: And their partner...
Cue: "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill
[The lights dim as two golden lights begin to roll in over the crowd whilst "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Eventually the two come together and the gold transcends to a bright spotlight... "The Gold Standard" Charlie Kline emerges and steps into the spotlight slowly... His head down... Slowly he lifts up his head and looks to the crowd first and the ring... He smirks and raises one arm into the air... He lowers it and then deliberately makes his way to ringside - jawing with the fans along the way... Gina Gordon follows on with the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship draped over her left shoulder...]
SJD: Led to the ring by "Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon... Hailing from Manhattan, NY USA's Financial District and weighing in at 237 pounds... He is the IXWA Global Heavyweight Champion... "The Gold Standard" Charlie Kline...
[Charlie Kline waits in the corner...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 452 pounds... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!! Their partner...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
Six Man Tag Team Match:
"The Gold Standard" Charlie Kline & Satan's Disciples
Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles & Thunder & Lightning
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a pumphandle slam...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Lucifer takes Jimmie Guidry down with a powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer nails Jimmie Guidry with a release German suplex...
Lucifer goes for a bite, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with an uppercut...
Jimmie Guidry throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Jimmie Guidry rolls out under the bottom rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Jimmie Guidry uses a double underhook piledriver on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of headbutts on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Jimmie Guidry gets back into the ring...
Lucifer rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a spinebuster on Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer goes for a Samoan Drop, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with an elbowsmash...
Jimmie Guidry whips Lucifer into the ropes, but Lucifer reverses it...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a shoulderblock...
Lucifer covers Jimmie Guidry...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Charlie Kline enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Brian Styles enters the ring and lays out Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a heart punch, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer tags out to Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles enters the ring and throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Jimmie Guidry and Brian Styles whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double elbowsmash...
Brian Styles leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Charlie Kline counters it with an elbowsmash...
Charlie Kline goes for a Huracanrana, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a power bomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a cobra clutch, but Charlie Kline counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Charlie Kline takes Jimmie Guidry down with a spinning back suplex...
The crowd is booing Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry hits Charlie Kline with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry hits a DDT on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Lucifer enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Lucifer goes for a clothesline, but Brian Styles counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Brian Styles...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six,
Brian Styles reenters the ring...
Brian Styles hits Charlie Kline with an armbar takedown...
Brian Styles goes for a DDT, but Charlie Kline counters it with a small package...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a spinning heel kick, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Charlie Kline pulls himself back in...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a flying reverse neckbreaker...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Charlie Kline uses a clothesline on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline tags out to Lucifer...
Lucifer and Charlie Kline whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They hit Brian Styles with a double fist to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring and throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Brian Styles and Jimmie Guidry hit Lucifer with a double DDT...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Brian Styles attempts to place Lucifer on the turnbuckle, but Lucifer blocks it...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a kick to the head on Brian Styles...
Lucifer takes Brian Styles down with a legdrop...
Lucifer executes a Jackhammer on Brian Styles...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday and Lucifer hit Brian Styles with a double powerbomb...
Lucifer hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Doomsday goes for a cobra clutch slam, but Brian Styles counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Doomsday hits a series of punches to the stomach on Brian Styles...
Doomsday whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Doomsday takes Brian Styles down with a series of punches to the stomach...
Doomsday acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Doomsday whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Brian Styles catches Doomsday in the Kata hajime...
Doomsday gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds...
Brian Styles hits a dropkick on Doomsday...
Brian Styles goes for a kneebar, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday goes for a headbutt, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for a backdrop, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday takes Brian Styles down with a pumphandle slam...
Doomsday acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Doomsday goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Brian Styles slides down his back...
Brian Styles uses a short clothesline on Doomsday...
Brian Styles attempts to place Doomsday on the turnbuckle, but Doomsday blocks it...
Brian Styles goes for a knee to midsection, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday punches Brian Styles...
Doomsday is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Doomsday chops Brian Styles...
Brian Styles kicks Doomsday...
Brian Styles chops Doomsday...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Brian Styles...
Brian Styles whips Doomsday into the ropes, but Doomsday reverses it...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Brian Styles hits Doomsday with a knee to midsection...
Brian Styles nails Doomsday with a T-Bone Suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Brian Styles locks Doomsday in a triangle choke...
Doomsday is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Doomsday tries to escape the hold...
Doomsday is inching his way towards the ropes...
Doomsday tries to escape the hold...
Brian Styles lets go after 23 seconds...
Brian Styles tags out to Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson and Brian Styles whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They hit Doomsday with a double clothesline...
Brian Styles leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson goes for a 450 degree splash, but Doomsday rolls out of the way...
Doomsday tags out to Lucifer...
Doomsday takes Omar Wilson down with a clothesline...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with a release German suplex...
The crowd is booing Lucifer...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Lucifer gets a dragon sleeper on Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson reaches the ropes after being locked up for 7 seconds...
Lucifer whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Omar Wilson hits Lucifer with an elbow...
Omar Wilson nails Lucifer with a 450 degree splash...
The crowd is behind Omar Wilson all the way...
Omar Wilson goes for a split legged moonsault, but Lucifer gets his knees up...
Lucifer uses a gutbuster on Omar Wilson...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lucifer...
Lucifer hits a flying shoulderblock on Omar Wilson...
Lucifer hits a headbutt on Omar Wilson...
Lucifer executes a running knee lift on Omar Wilson...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with a thrust to the throat...
Lucifer nails Omar Wilson with a Jackhammer...
The crowd is booing Lucifer...
Lucifer uses a big boot on Omar Wilson...
Lucifer whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Omar Wilson hits Lucifer with an elbow...
Omar Wilson nails Lucifer with a springboard forearm smash...
Omar Wilson nails Lucifer with a springboard forearm smash...
Omar Wilson runs into the ropes...
Lucifer hits Omar Wilson with a backdrop...
Lucifer locks Omar Wilson in a dragon sleeper...
Omar Wilson grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Lucifer whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Lucifer takes Omar Wilson down with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, Jimmie Guidry makes the save...
Omar Wilson hits Lucifer with a springboard bulldog...
The chants for Omar Wilson are deafening...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They hit Lucifer with a double kick to the midsection...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with a spinning elbowdrop...
Jimmie Guidry uses a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry executes an overhead belly to belly suplex on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry uses a heart punch on Lucifer...
The chants for Jimmie Guidry are deafening...
Jimmie Guidry catches Lucifer in a bodyscissors submission...
Lucifer gets ahold of the ropes after 10 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry executes the Thunderbolt on Lucifer...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a spinning elbowdrop...
Jimmie Guidry executes a knife-edge chop on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry puts Lucifer in a cobra clutch...
Lucifer reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry puts Lucifer in a figure four around the ringpost...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Lucifer executes a gorilla press into a powerslam on Jimmie Guidry...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer nails Jimmie Guidry with a pumphandle slam...
Lucifer is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lucifer is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Lucifer hits a backbreaker on Jimmie Guidry...
Lucifer is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Lucifer whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry misses with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an anklelock, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer and Jimmie Guidry get hit with a double clothesline...
Lucifer nails Jimmie Guidry with a release German suplex...
A fan at ringside badmouths Lucifer...
Lucifer goes for a gorilla press into a powerslam, but Jimmie Guidry slides down his back...
Jimmie Guidry gets an anklelock on Lucifer...
Lucifer is struggling to reach the ropes...
Lucifer inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry gets a figure four around the ringpost on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four, five...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a series of stomps, but Lucifer rolls out of the way...
Lucifer goes for a shoulderbreaker, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with an elbowsmash...
Jimmie Guidry uses an uppercut on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry catches Lucifer in a bodyscissors submission...
Lucifer makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry goes for cross armbreaker, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer goes for a vertical suplex, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a jab...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry gets an anklelock on Lucifer...
Lucifer is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lucifer grabs the ropes after holding out for 8 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry gets a bodyscissors submission on Lucifer...
Lucifer manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of stomps on Lucifer...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry whips Lucifer into the ropes, but Lucifer reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry tags Omar Wilson...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but he can't get Lucifer up...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They hit Lucifer with a double fist to the midsection...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a gutwrench powerbomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits a series of stomps on Lucifer...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry hits a kneedrop on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a DDT, but Lucifer counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a bite...
Charlie Kline enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Lucifer and Charlie Kline whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double kick to the midsection...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
Lucifer takes Jimmie Guidry down with a flying shoulderblock...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lucifer goes for a headbutt, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry catches Lucifer in a cobra clutch...
Lucifer gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a double arm DDT, but Lucifer counters it with a backdrop...
Lucifer goes for a spear, but Jimmie Guidry side-steps and Lucifer crashes to the canvas...
Jimmie Guidry goes for cross armbreaker, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer goes for a running knee lift, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Lucifer...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a heart punch, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer punches Jimmie Guidry...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Lucifer punches Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry punches Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with a series of headbutts...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with a gutwrench powerbomb...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but Lucifer counters it with a backdrop...
Lucifer goes for a spear, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a Yakuza kick...
In turn, Lucifer counters it with a legsweep...
Lucifer whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry misses with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Lucifer executes a clothesline on Jimmie Guidry...
The bell rings... The time limit has expired...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson lets the match continue...
Lucifer takes Jimmie Guidry down with a running knee lift...
Lucifer hits Jimmie Guidry with a running powerslam...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Lucifer complains about a slow count...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with an inside cradle...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry executes a kneedrop on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the STF, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry tags Omar Wilson...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but he can't get Lucifer up...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Omar Wilson goes outside...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Omar Wilson throws Lucifer into the guardrail...
Omar Wilson knocks Lucifer into the ringsteps...
The chants for Omar Wilson are deafening...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Omar Wilson reenters the ring...
Lucifer follows him back in...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They hit Lucifer with a double elbowsmash...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of headbutts on Lucifer...
Jimmie Guidry uses a double arm DDT on Lucifer...
The crowd is behind Jimmie Guidry all the way...
Jimmie Guidry takes Lucifer down with the cross-face chicken wing...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Lucifer...
The crowd is behind Jimmie Guidry all the way...
Jimmie Guidry chops Lucifer...
The crowd is behind Jimmie Guidry all the way...
Jimmie Guidry whips Lucifer into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Lucifer with a knife-edge chop...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an anklelock, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer chops Jimmie Guidry...
The ring is quickly filling up with debris...
Lucifer punches Jimmie Guidry...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Lucifer tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry misses with a clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry hits Charlie Kline with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry catches Charlie Kline in a figure four around the ringpost...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
The crowd is giving Jimmie Guidry a standing ovation...
Jimmie Guidry whips Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Charlie Kline hits Jimmie Guidry with a shoulderblock...
Charlie Kline nails Jimmie Guidry with spinning headscissors...
Charlie Kline takes Jimmie Guidry down with a moonsault bodyblock...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Charlie Kline whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes, but Jimmie Guidry reverses it...
Charlie Kline misses with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline hits a springboard armdrag on Jimmie Guidry...
Charlie Kline punches Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry kicks Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry takes Charlie Kline down with a DDT...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry throws Charlie Kline out of the ring...
Charlie Kline hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Jimmie Guidry sees Charlie Kline hanging on and breaks Charlie Kline's grip...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Charlie Kline reenters the ring...
Jimmie Guidry hits an uppercut on Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry hits Charlie Kline with a German suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry catches Charlie Kline in a figure four around the ringpost...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson warns Jimmie Guidry to let go...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three, four...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry hits a double handed choke bomb on Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry uses a heart punch on Charlie Kline...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Charlie Kline...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry executes a series of kicks to the midsection on Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry puts Charlie Kline in an anklelock...
Charlie Kline grabs the ropes after 6 seconds...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson hit Charlie Kline with a double bodyslam...
Doomsday enters the ring and throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
They hit Jimmie Guidry with a double backdrop...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline hits Jimmie Guidry with a kick...
Charlie Kline tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a T-Bone Suplex...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Doomsday nails Jimmie Guidry with an elbowdrop...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Jimmie Guidry with a kick...
Doomsday is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Doomsday takes Jimmie Guidry down with a front-layout suplex...
Doomsday gets the torture rack on Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry takes Doomsday down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Charlie Kline enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Jimmie Guidry nails Doomsday with a DDT...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson whips Doomsday into the turnbuckle...
Omar Wilson charges into the corner...
Omar Wilson executes a rolling clothesline on Doomsday...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson whips Doomsday into the ropes, but Doomsday reverses it...
Omar Wilson uses a rolling clothesline on Doomsday...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles attempts to place Doomsday on the turnbuckle, but Doomsday blocks it...
Brian Styles takes Doomsday down with a short clothesline...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Brian Styles and Omar Wilson whip Doomsday into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Doomsday with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The crowd is wildly cheering Doomsday with only a few scattered boos audible...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Doomsday throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, Brian Styles reenters the ring...
Doomsday tags out to Charlie Kline...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Brian Styles with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Brian Styles goes for a backbreaker, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They hit Brian Styles with a double kick to the midsection...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday whip Brian Styles into the ropes...
They hit Brian Styles with a double kick to the midsection...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a kick...
Charlie Kline leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Charlie Kline nails Brian Styles with a Huracanrana...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Charlie Kline goes for a flying huracanrana, but Brian Styles side-steps and
Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
Brian Styles hits a forearm to the back on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles executes a belly-to-back suplex on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Brian Styles goes for a running clothesline, but Charlie Kline ducks out of the way...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a kick...
Charlie Kline misses with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles executes a knee to midsection on Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles locks Charlie Kline in a rolling takedown leglock...
Charlie Kline grabs the ropes after holding out for 13 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Brian Styles and Jimmie Guidry whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Charlie Kline with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Charlie Kline is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Charlie Kline and Doomsday hit Brian Styles with a double bodyslam...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline runs into the ropes...
Charlie Kline misses with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline executes a palm strike on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a sleeperhold reverse mat slam...
Charlie Kline is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Doomsday enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring and lays out Doomsday...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Brian Styles hits the Running Forearm Smash on Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles uses a German suplex on Charlie Kline...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles goes for a running knee lift, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline executes a spin kick on Brian Styles...
Charlie Kline is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Charlie Kline goes for a backbreaker, but Brian Styles counters it with a facerake...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Brian Styles and Omar Wilson whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double elbowsmash...
Lucifer enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Omar Wilson hits Charlie Kline with a springboard dropkick...
Brian Styles nails Charlie Kline with a release German suplex...
Brian Styles seemingly enjoys the boos...
Brian Styles and Omar Wilson hit Charlie Kline with a double snap suplex...
Lucifer gets back up and throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Lucifer hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Charlie Kline hits a crucifix on Brian Styles...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a dropkick to the knee, but Brian Styles side-steps and
Charlie Kline crashes to the canvas...
Brian Styles whips Charlie Kline into the ropes, but Charlie Kline reverses it...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Charlie Kline with disqualification...
Charlie Kline jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha...
Charlie Kline grabs a chair...
Charlie Kline sets up the chair...
Charlie Kline hits Brian Styles with a cradle piledriver onto the chair...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Charlie Kline goes for a sidewalk slam, but Brian Styles counters it with a DDT...
Brian Styles seemingly enjoys the boos...
Brian Styles gets back into the ring...
Charlie Kline follows him back in...
Brian Styles punches Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles kicks Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles hits Charlie Kline...
Brian Styles is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
"Golden Goddess" Gina Gordon pulls down the top rope...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson threatens Charlie Kline with disqualification...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Brian Styles reenters the ring...
Brian Styles tags out to Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson and Brian Styles whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Charlie Kline with a double backdrop, but he counters it with a double headsmash...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Brian Styles leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline goes for a flying reverse neckbreaker, but Omar Wilson ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Omar Wilson and Brian Styles hit Charlie Kline with a double snap suplex...
Omar Wilson and Brian Styles whip Charlie Kline into the ropes...
They hit Charlie Kline with a double elbowsmash...
Lucifer enters the ring and lays out Brian Styles...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Charlie Kline whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Omar Wilson nails Charlie Kline with a Huracanrana...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson goes for a kick to the head, but Charlie Kline blocks it...
Charlie Kline goes for a flip piledriver, but Omar Wilson counters it with a backdrop...
Charlie Kline springs to his feet...
Charlie Kline hits a flying reverse neckbreaker on Omar Wilson...
Charlie Kline executes the Commodity Crash on Omar Wilson...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, Brian Styles makes the save...
Omar Wilson executes a kick to the head on Charlie Kline...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring...
Jimmie Guidry nails Charlie Kline with a cobra clutch suplex...
Omar Wilson executes a springboard elbowdrop and goes for the pin...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Omar Wilson takes Charlie Kline down with the springboard DDT...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Omar Wilson knocks down "Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson is out cold...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson disqualifies Omar Wilson...
Charlie Kline is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
SJD: The winners of the match – via disqualification! Satan’s Disciples and Charlie Kline!
TM: Good lord... Is Steve Anderson out of his mind? It’s pretty clear that Omar Wilson didn’t mean to knock him over!
JT: How can you be so sure? Probably knew that he wouldn’t be able to get the job done in the usual way...
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Winners: Satan's Disciples and Charlie Kline
Time of match: 0:34:12
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face!
Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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TM: Up next we have a rematch from the last show as Alice Harris gets her obligatory rematch for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship...
JT: Not much more to be said... Over to Joey for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over her shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the match to start...]
SJD: Her opponent...
["Shut Up" By Simple Plan plays as Kelly Kloss emerges from the backstage area and poses by spreading her arms wide and showing off on the stage and then going down the ramp and flexing her arms before ignoring the fans and briskly walking to the ring and leaping to the apron and entering the ring... And taking time to show off a little more before walking to her corner...]
SJD: From Llangwnadl, Wales, UK weighing in at 108 pounds... Here is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion -- Kelly Kloss!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship:
"The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris Vs Kelly Kloss
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Alice Harris executes a reverse Russian legsweep on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris puts Kelly Kloss in a side headlock...
Kelly Kloss inches her way towards the ropes after 11 seconds...
Alice Harris whips Kelly Kloss into the turnbuckle, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Kelly Kloss runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss seemingly enjoys the boos...
Kelly Kloss locks Alice Harris in Rolling Legbar...
Alice Harris gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a kick...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Kelly Kloss goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris kicks Kelly Kloss...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss chops Alice Harris...
Alice Harris kicks Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris kicks Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris punches Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris throws Kelly Kloss into the turnbuckle, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a chop...
Kelly Kloss hits a chop on Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss executes a backbreaker on Alice Harris...
The crowd is wildly cheering Kelly Kloss with only a few scattered boos audible...
Kelly Kloss goes for a backbreaker, but Alice Harris counters it with a facerake...
Alice Harris executes the Pele kick on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris takes Kelly Kloss down with a moonsault...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Alice Harris whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes, but Kelly Kloss reverses it...
Kelly Kloss executes a superkick on Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss catches Alice Harris in an octopus hold...
Alice Harris makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss executes a superkick on Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss sets up Alice Harris on the turnbuckle...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a superplex...
Kelly Kloss doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction she's getting...
Kelly Kloss catches Alice Harris in Rolling Legbar...
Alice Harris inches her way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a backdrop...
Kelly Kloss hits a Northern Lights suplex on Alice Harris...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss complains about a slow count...
Kelly Kloss goes for a powerbomb into a bridge, but Alice Harris blocks it...
Alice Harris goes for a flying armdrag, but Kelly Kloss side-steps and
Alice Harris crashes to the canvas...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris hits a monkey flip on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss sets up Alice Harris on the turnbuckle...
Kelly Kloss executes a superplex on Alice Harris...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a backbreaker...
Kelly Kloss goes for a superkick, but Alice Harris ducks out of the way...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with an arm wringer...
Alice Harris hits a bodyslam on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris goes for a reverse Russian legsweep, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the ropes, but Alice Harris reverses it...
Alice Harris misses with a clothesline...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a shoulderblock...
Alice Harris uses a palm blow on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris goes for a German suplex, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss runs into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with an elbow...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with a shoulderblock...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a backbreaker...
Kelly Kloss executes the Klosstraphobia on Alice Harris...
Alice Harris is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Alice Harris tries to fight the pain...
Alice Harris tries to escape the hold...
Alice Harris is writhing in pain...
Dana Riggelman checks Alice Harris's arm...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it falls...
She lifts it... it stays up !
Alice Harris fights her way out of the hold after 34 seconds...
Alice Harris executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris whips Kelly Kloss into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss misses with an elbow...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a clothesline...
Alice Harris executes a flying dropkick on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris hits a flying armdrag on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris covers Kelly Kloss...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris uses spinning headscissors on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris executes a moonsault on Kelly Kloss...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris places Kelly Kloss on the turnbuckle...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a superplex...
Alice Harris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris kicks Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Kelly Kloss punches Alice Harris...
Alice Harris chops Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Kelly Kloss punches Alice Harris...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Kelly Kloss punches Alice Harris...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Kelly Kloss hits Alice Harris with a backdrop...
Kelly Kloss climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Alice Harris throws her to the mat...
Alice Harris executes the White Girl Wasted on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris seemingly enjoys the boos...
Alice Harris goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Alice Harris is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEWWW IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion --- Aliiiiiiiiice Haaaaaaaaaaaaarrrriiiiiisssss!
TM: You could absolutely tell that Alice wasn’t pleased about losing the championship on the last show and she has made relatively short work of Kelly Kloss this time...
JT: Well – obviously as former champ – Kelly Kloss is guaranteed a rematch... That’s how Alice got hers tonight... We have definitely not seen the last of this rivalry...
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Winner and NEW IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion: Alice Harris
Time of match: 0:07:46
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Backstage:
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[The IXWA camera crew and Mandy McGraff walk back stage and run into Mike Jamison stretching backstage waiting for his match... Mike has a serious facial expression as they approach...]
Mandy: Can we have a word before your match?
Jamison: Yea shoot, it's mandatory and I get fined if I don't anyway...
Mandy: This is a big match tonight for you against Damian Payne... Can you fill us in on your thoughts?
[Jamison rubs his chin...]
Jamison: Yea matter of fact I will... Damian Payne came out trying to be the tough guy the night I debuted thinking I would snap back being he's a front office guy... But I did... I took out his punk partner Johnny Psychotic... No problem there and called him out only to hear crickets... I mean he lays low then sneak attacks me as I was about to win the Television Title I was screwed out of the show before... But it gets better, your boss... (Laughs) That piece of [Censored...] Neil Bonser who was as happy as could be, comes out bragging about how Damian Payne wants a shot at me and spun some wheel and it's a steel cage match... I mean didn't Damian just tap out earlier in the show and now this guy is getting matches against who he wants? Typical nepotism... The boss putting over his lackey time and time again after loss after loss... But when you help run the company I guess a faded star can get his way...
Mandy: How do you feel about this being in a steel cage? It seems strange considering his current losing streak he would want to go in there alone with no way of getting help...
Jamison: Surprisingly good observation by you... Maybe you are not the stupidest person here after all... It must be Bonser or Payne I'm not sure... But I feel more than confident knowing I'll be fine in that ring alone with Damian Payne... He's old news if he even ever was news... Guy hasn't won a match since I've been here and you'd think he's an actual legend the way he acts and Neil talks about him... I'm not scared of a guy who runs his mouth from far away on a mic or sneak attacks me because he won't square up... Do you hear this Damian? What are you going to do when no one can save you in there? I mean even if they do who will? Neil (laughs)? Johnny? I mean I beat him pretty bad already... Dylan Black the reject? Who's straight edge apparently why he acts the way he does, oh nevermore that's someone else "the reject" is copying... Should be "the poser" instead... Whoever you have come help you... Your time of talking tough and hiding has ended... You pose no threat to me except you have to power to change the rules at any time to benefit yourself... You became a "legend" in your own mind based on that ability to make things work to your advantage; however in the cage you can't run... I've been waiting since I got here for this... I'm sure as hell gonna make it count!!!!
[Mike bumps into Mandy as he makes his way to the curtain for his match ad she drops the microphone... Mandy scrambles to pick it up...]
Mandy: Well you heard it here; a confident Mike Jamison is ready for his steel cage match tonight against Damian Payne...
[The scene cuts to a locker room where Damian Payne is watching on a monitor...]
Payne: Front office guy? Lackey? I own the [Censored...] company pal - it's about time I reminded you of that...
[Payne walks out of view - presumably heading for ringside...]
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Ringside:
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[We see that the ring crew have been busy whilst we have been away and a steel cage has been erected around the ring...]
TM: And it is now time for our main event... This one has been brewing for a little while and it’s going to come to a head right now in a steel cage match...
JT: This is going to get ugly – and fast! Over to you Joey!
[The scene cuts to ringside where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a steel cage match... Introducing first...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the PA system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches the side of the ring... He scowls and shakes the side of the cage and glares at the crowd...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring and the cage between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners
[The lights in the arena go out... "It's Goin' Down" by X-Ecutioners erupts over the PA of the arena...]
SJD: Hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 295 pounds... He is “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payyyyyynnnnnee!!!
[The camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp to the top as “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne steps out onto the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp... He has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard… Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back... He pulls the T-shirt off and throws it into the crowd as he stomps up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes into the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 27, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***
Steel Cage match
"The Natural" Mike Jamison Vs
"Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Damian Payne nails Mike Jamison with a jumping DDT...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a shoulderblock...
Mike Jamison hits a short clothesline on Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison hits a short clothesline on Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne nails Mike Jamison with a power bomb...
The cheers for Damian Payne are drowning out the boos...
Damian Payne kicks Mike Jamison...
The cheers for Damian Payne are drowning out the boos...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison chops Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne scrapes Mike Jamison's face across the cage...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne misses with an elbow...
Damian Payne hits Mike Jamison with a flying clothesline...
Damian Payne tries to climb out of the cage...
Damian Payne is on his way up...
Mike Jamison pulls him back in...
Damian Payne goes for a sitout power bomb, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison whips Damian Payne into the ropes, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Mike Jamison hits a neckbreaker drop on Damian Payne...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison takes Damian Payne down with a fisherman suplex...
A portion of the crowd is cheering Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison takes Damian Payne down with an enzuigiri...
Mike Jamison tries to climb out of the cage...
Mike Jamison is on his way up...
Mike Jamison is at the top...
Damian Payne pulls him back in...
Mike Jamison takes Damian Payne down with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison uses a fisherman suplex on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison hits a fisherman suplex on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a bulldog...
Mike Jamison tries to get out of the door...
Mike Jamison is halfway through the ring...
Damian Payne pulls him back in...
Mike Jamison nails Damian Payne with a series of punches to the stomach...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a series of kicks to the chest...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Jamison tries to climb out of the cage...
Mike Jamison is on his way up...
Mike Jamison is at the top...
Mike Jamison is over the top...
Damian Payne pulls him back in...
Mike Jamison uses a short clothesline on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison sends Damian Payne into the turnbuckle, but Damian Payne reverses it...
Damian Payne runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mike Jamison moves out of the way...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Damian Payne...
Damian Payne tries to fight the pain...
Damian Payne tries to escape the hold...
Damian Payne tries to fight the pain...
Damian Payne breaks the hold after 34 seconds...
Damian Payne hits Mike Jamison with a flying clothesline...
Damian Payne goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Mike Jamison counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Mike Jamison hits a snapmare on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison goes for a boot choke, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne uses a piledriver on Mike Jamison...
Damian Payne takes Mike Jamison down with a reverse DDT...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Damian Payne hits a tilt-a-whirl suplex on Mike Jamison...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Damian Payne whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Damian Payne with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison gets a figure-four leglock on the post on Damian Payne...
Damian Payne gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 9 seconds...
Mike Jamison uses an enzuigiri on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Mike Jamison uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison executes a knife-edge chop on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison executes an enzuigiri on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison executes a short clothesline on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison nails Damian Payne with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Damian Payne ducks out of the way...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Mike Jamison counters it with a small package...
Mike Jamison goes for belly to belly suplex, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbow smash...
Damian Payne chops Mike Jamison...
Damian Payne chops Mike Jamison...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Damian Payne hits Mike Jamison with a pumphandle suplex...
Damian Payne tries to get out of the door...
Damian Payne is halfway through the ring...
Mike Jamison pulls him back in...
Damian Payne whips Mike Jamison into the ropes, but Mike Jamison reverses it...
Mike Jamison uses a knife-edge chop on Damian Payne...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Damian Payne counters it with a small package...
Damian Payne goes for a piledriver, but Mike Jamison counters it with a backdrop...
Mike Jamison tries to get out of the door...
Mike Jamison is on the way out...
Mike Jamison has escaped the cage...
Mike Jamison doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
SJD: The winner of the match --- Miiiiiiiiiike Jamisssssssoooooooonn!!!
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Winner: Mike Jamison
Time of match: 0:07:24
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TM: Wow! Huge win there for Mike Jamison... And quite a surprise too...
JT: Damian Payne went straight for Jamison as soon as the bell rang and beat the hell out of him for about the first minute or so of the match...
TM: And quite possibly overdid it a bit and suffered as a result...
JT: I know he’s our boss but Damian Payne ain’t as young as he used to be... And he’s been training hard for his upcoming CWF match against Brett Daniels...
TM: He let Jamison’s goading get to him when he should have just walked away...
JT: Jamison has some major bragging rights now... The IXWA will not hear the last of this... Guaranteed...
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