IXWA Friday Night Beatdown - MAY 13, 2016
Citizens Business Bank Arena, Ontario, CALIFORNIA
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: We’re here in the Citizens Business Bank Arena in Ontario, California and the old wrestling adage that any given wrestling event has a line-up that is subject to change could never be more appropriate than it is tonight...
JT: True... Don’t worry – we’re not going to start changing championship matches around again... Hate to put people’s noses out of joint two shows in a row...
TM: Indeed not... Having said that – IXWA CEO Neil Bonser has taken the decision to scrap the Bad Ass Babe Scramble match because only one of the participants has shown up today and that’s Lady Fantasy...
JT: We do have replacement action though which we will let you know about momentarily...
TM: Before that though – the #1 contender for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship, Kelly Kloss has been home to Wales in the United Kingdom recently and had these comments to make about her match tonight against Alice Harris...
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XtremeTron:
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[We open to Kelly Kloss at home in Port Issac... She walks around a tight winding road as we hear the screech of seagulls over head...]
Kelly Kloss: You like this? Its home... Port Issac... The home of TV shows like Doc Martin among various films and one home to myself... CWF and IXWA star Kelly Kloss... Possibly future Bad Ass Babe champion... Maybe?
[Suddenly a dark haired girl approaches Kelly...]
Girl: Kloss? Kelly? That you? Remember me?
Kelly Kloss: I vaguely do... Victoria?
Victoria: It is so great seeing you again!
Kelly Kloss: Same here... With our various schedules, it gets hard for us to get the chance to talk much less actually see each other... So, when I got working the states for CWF and IXWA I rarely return home... So, how is everything? How is Fred?
Victoria: He's great... We’re expecting actually...
Kelly Kloss: Congrats! I was shooting this little thing for IXWA - I actually made my dream come true of working for them?
Victoria: I am so proud of you love! I always knew your dreams would take off... What about you? Any special man in your life yet?
Kelly Kloss: None now, I am very much terminally single for the time being...
[The two women walk along the cobble road as we see a breathtaking scene of the sea rising up high...]
Victoria: Love will come to you doll just as you are now tasting success...
Kelly Kloss: It's been a blur... I return to the CWF and next thing I knew, I was being crowned the CWF tag team champion... It was almost like a dream and so overwhelming! I almost thought that I would faint! Now I set out to accomplish another dream of mine... The IXWA bad ass babe championship! There's so much talent in this federation... I mean, I've been in some great wrestling organizations before but none with such a great assemblage of talented wrestlers... It's almost intimidating and just like a dream... It's hard to believe that little Kelly Kloss the curly haired spit fire is now the new IT girl of women’s wrestling? Sometimes I have to pinch myself to make sure this is actually reality! In fact, my first match is in a few days...
Victoria: You'll do fine, Kelly... I have complete and utter faith in you... Besides, if you weren't talented, the IXWA wouldn't have signed you in the first place, right?
Kelly Kloss: I suppose...
Victoria: So, who's the unlucky opponent?
Kelly Kloss: It's against Alice Harris the so called "Dirty Little Thing"... I've never heard of her before but, from what I've seen, she's rather arrogant with a disregard for the rules... And, if her interviews are any indication, she's also pretty mean and ruthless!
Victoria: You just be careful, okay? Someone like that can be a very dangerous opponent, especially for someone like you... It's no secret that you are all about honor and fair play... But, facing someone like that, maybe you need to change your ideals a bit...
Kelly Kloss: That is completely out of the question! I have too much respect and pride in myself and my abilities to resort to cheap tricks and dirty tactics! Besides, I would never lower myself to the standards of any rule breaker...
Victoria: I know but sometimes it helps to fight fire with fire...
Kelly Kloss: I have never taken short cuts in my career and I won't start now! There are always other ways to combat such tactics without taking that route as well... I just think too highly of myself to do something so - cheap... Besides, what would the fans think? When I beat Harris it will be with my natural skill and ability...
Victoria: Fine... I can see that you aren't going to change your mind... I'm just telling you, that it's getting rough out there and you're dealing with people that don't just want to win a match... Some of them are out to end your career... Things aren't just black and white any more... Sometimes you have to beat them at their own game...
Kelly Kloss: I appreciate the advice but it just isn't for me...
Victoria: I understand... Good luck, I'm sure that you can take her! I'm pretty sure that you can take everybody!
Kelly Kloss: Well, I am confident in my abilities...
Victoria: As you should be!
[With that, Victoria grabs some of Kelly's hair and tugs it and laughs...]
Kelly Kloss: Not the hair! Anything but the hair! Those are my curls of doom!
[The two young women giggle as the scene fades to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and we’re ready for our first replacement match tonight... We’ve had a whole bunch of new signings here in the IXWA... Including three guys that are making their collective debuts right now...
JT: Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man elimination match... Introducing first - already in the ring - at a total combined weight of 619 pounds... Crimson Mask and Rey Phantasmo of Masked Confusion and their partner - The Great Kazama...
[The masked trio stretch against the ropes...]
SJD: Their opponents...
Cue: "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?" by A Day to Remember
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 174lbs... He is Ryaaaaaaan Keeeeeeys!
[Ryan walks in loving the reaction from the crowd, he smirks while walking to the stage, raising the hem of his shirt to show off to the camera... He slides through the bottom ropes and jumps to a corner turnbuckle (right), where he tears his tank top off to get ready for the match...]
SJD: His partner...
Cue: "Me Without You" by TobyMac
SJD: Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 245lbs... He is Jaaaaames Farrell!
[Farrell wanders down to the ring and climbs the ring steps before entering the ring...]
SJD: Their partner...
[A man runs out onto the entrance ramp closely followed by a woman...]
SJD: Accompanied by Lindsay Adams and hailing from Atlantic City, New Jersey and weighing in at 220lbs he is "The X Core Soldier" Subway!
[Subway runs down to the ring with Lindsay Adams following close behind him... He slaps hands with the fans and then slides under the ropes... He then extends his arms once
inside the ring and then crosses them across his chest - forming a giant X...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Masked Confusion & The Great Kazama
Vs
Ryan Keys, James Farrell & Subway
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ryan Keys uses a Northern Lights suplex on The Great Kazama...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Ryan Keys goes for a spin kick, but The Great Kazama ducks out of the way...
The Great Kazama nails Ryan Keys with a backdrop...
The Great Kazama takes Ryan Keys down with a ropeflip hiptoss...
The Great Kazama executes an enzuigiri on Ryan Keys...
The Great Kazama hits Ryan Keys with a superkick...
The Great Kazama executes a springboard legdrop on Ryan Keys...
The Great Kazama is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Great Kazama tags out to Crimson Mask...
Subway enters the ring and lays out The Great Kazama...
A fan at ringside badmouths Subway...
Ryan Keys and Subway whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double backdrop...
Subway leaves the ring...
Ryan Keys hits spinning headscissors on Crimson Mask...
Ryan Keys tags out to Subway...
The Great Kazama enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Subway and Ryan Keys whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double fist to the midsection...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
Subway locks Crimson Mask in an armlock hammerlock submission...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson checks Crimson Mask's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Crimson Mask fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds...
Crimson Mask whips Subway into the ropes...
Subway misses with a clothesline...
Crimson Mask uses a choke slam on Subway...
Rey Phantasmo enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Crimson Mask and Rey Phantasmo whip Subway into the ropes...
They hit Subway with a double kick to the midsection...
Rey Phantasmo leaves the ring...
Crimson Mask takes Subway down with a springboard bulldog...
Rey Phantasmo enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Crimson Mask and Rey Phantasmo whip Subway into the ropes...
They hit Subway with a double kick to the midsection...
Rey Phantasmo leaves the ring...
Crimson Mask leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Crimson Mask sets up the chair...
Crimson Mask hits Subway with a backdrop driver onto the chair...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
Crimson Mask tags out to Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo nails Subway with a bodyslam...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a corkscrew elbowdrop, but Subway rolls out of the way...
Subway seemingly enjoys the boos...
Subway uses an over-the-shoulder belly-to-back piledriver on Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Subway...
Subway tags out to James Farrell...
James Farrell uses a top-rope senton on Rey Phantasmo...
There are lots of chants for James Farrell...
Subway enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
James Farrell and Subway whip Rey Phantasmo into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Rey Phantasmo with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Rey Phantasmo hits them with a double clothesline...
Subway leaves the ring...
Rey Phantasmo hits James Farrell with a DDT...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo uses a corkscrew elbowdrop on James Farrell...
Rey Phantasmo is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on James Farrell...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo executes a superkick on James Farrell...
Rey Phantasmo throws James Farrell out of the ring...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a Moonsault Plancha, but James Farrell
moves out of the way...
Rey Phantasmo is out cold...
The crowd is really behind James Farrell...
James Farrell hits Rey Phantasmo with a series of headbutts...
James Farrell gets back into the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 5
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 6
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 7
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 8
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 9
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 10
Rey Phantasmo is counted out...
SJD: Rey Phantasmo has been eliminated!
They lock up...
James Farrell goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Great Kazama counters it with a punch...
The Great Kazama goes for a side suplex, but James Farrell blocks it...
Ryan Keys enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double clothesline...
Crimson Mask enters the ring, but gets cut off...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double kick to the midsection...
Crimson Mask gets back up, but gets cut off...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double kick to the midsection...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell executes a head and arm suplex on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is really behind James Farrell...
James Farrell hits an inverted atomic drop on The Great Kazama...
James Farrell tags out to Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys and James Farrell whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double kick to the midsection...
Crimson Mask enters the ring and lays out James Farrell...
The Great Kazama and Crimson Mask hit Ryan Keys with a double dropkick...
Crimson Mask leaves the ring...
The Great Kazama goes for an Asai moonsault, but Ryan Keys side-steps and The Great Kazama crashes to the canvas...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ryan Keys runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Ryan Keys goes for a flying huracanrana, but The Great Kazama side-steps and Ryan Keys crashes to the canvas...
The crowd is really behind The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
The Great Kazama uses a cartwheel kick on Ryan Keys...
The Great Kazama tags out to Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask and The Great Kazama whip Ryan Keys into the ropes...
Crimson Mask and The Great Kazama hit Ryan Keys with a double dropkick...
The Great Kazama leaves the ring...
Crimson Mask hits an inverted power bomb on Ryan Keys...
There are lots of chants for Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask executes a dragon suplex on Ryan Keys...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask goes for a waistlock suplex, but Ryan Keys counters it with a go-behind...
Ryan Keys executes a sleeperhold reverse mat slam on Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask sits up...
There are lots of chants for Crimson Mask...
Ryan Keys throws Crimson Mask into the turnbuckle, but Crimson Mask reverses it...
Crimson Mask runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ryan Keys lifts his knee...
Ryan Keys whips Crimson Mask into the ropes, but Crimson Mask reverses it...
Crimson Mask misses with a shoulderblock...
Ryan Keys hits Crimson Mask with a clothesline...
Ryan Keys executes a moonsault bodyblock on Crimson Mask...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Ryan Keys nails Crimson Mask with a release German suplex...
There are lots of chants for Ryan Keys...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is really behind Crimson Mask...
Ryan Keys tags out to James Farrell...
The Great Kazama enters the ring, but gets cut off...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double clothesline...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double fist to the midsection...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell uses a head and arm suplex on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell goes for a slingshot suplex, but Crimson Mask blocks it...
Crimson Mask goes for an overhead head and arm suplex, but James Farrell counters it with a Victory Roll...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Farrell places Crimson Mask on the turnbuckle...
James Farrell hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell has the crowd going wild...
James Farrell kicks Crimson Mask...
James Farrell hits Crimson Mask...
James Farrell punches Crimson Mask...
The crowd is going crazy...
James Farrell nails Crimson Mask with a vertical suplex...
James Farrell kicks Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask punches James Farrell...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell...
Crimson Mask goes for a waistlock suplex, but James Farrell counters it with a go-behind...
James Farrell hits a head and arm suplex on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell takes Crimson Mask down with a backbreaker...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
James Farrell hits Crimson Mask with a shoulderblock...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is really behind Crimson Mask...
James Farrell sends Crimson Mask into the turnbuckle...
James Farrell punches Crimson Mask...
The chants for James Farrell are deafening...
James Farrell hits Crimson Mask...
Ryan Keys enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double backdrop...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
James Farrell goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Crimson Mask blocks it...
Crimson Mask hits a big boot on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask tags out to The Great Kazama...
Ryan Keys enters the ring and lays out Crimson Mask...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double clothesline...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell places The Great Kazama on the turnbuckle...
James Farrell executes a belly-to-back superplex on The Great Kazama...
James Farrell hits a cradle piledriver on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is behind James Farrell all the way...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama misses with a clothesline...
James Farrell hits The Great Kazama with a shoulderblock...
James Farrell takes The Great Kazama down with a piledriver...
The crowd is behind James Farrell all the way...
Ryan Keys enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double backdrop...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell nails The Great Kazama with a backbreaker...
The chants for James Farrell are deafening...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits James Farrell with a clothesline...
James Farrell falls out of the ring...
The Great Kazama goes for a Moonsault Plancha, but James Farrell moves out of the way...
The Great Kazama is out cold...
The crowd is behind James Farrell all the way...
James Farrell goes for the Boston Massacre, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
James Farrell nails The Great Kazama with a backdrop...
James Farrell throws The Great Kazama back into the ring...
James Farrell whips The Great Kazama into the ropes...
James Farrell executes the Boston Massacre on The Great Kazama...
The chants for James Farrell are deafening...
James Farrell goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
SJD: The Great Kazama has been eliminated...
They lock up...
Crimson Mask goes for a back elbow, but James Farrell ducks out of the way...
James Farrell hits Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell...
There are lots of chants for Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell...
Crimson Mask uses an uppercut on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask uses a Yakuza kick on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask gets an abdominal stretch on James Farrell...
James Farrell manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Crimson Mask puts James Farrell in the torture rack...
James Farrell is valiantly trying to break the hold...
James Farrell tries to escape the hold...
Crimson Mask lets go after 25 seconds...
Crimson Mask catches James Farrell in an abdominal stretch...
James Farrell reaches the ropes after 6 seconds...
Crimson Mask nails James Farrell with a springboard shoulderblock...
Crimson Mask attempts to place James Farrell on the turnbuckle, but
James Farrell blocks it...
Crimson Mask uses an uppercut on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask executes a back suplex on James Farrell...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Crimson Mask leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Crimson Mask takes the chair...
Crimson Mask nails James Farrell with running legdrop with the chair...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
Crimson Mask misses with a clothesline...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell with a kick...
Crimson Mask locks James Farrell in an armlock hammerlock submission...
James Farrell makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell with a Big Leg Drop...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask goes for an overhead head and arm suplex, but James Farrell counters it with a Victory Roll...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Farrell goes for a back suplex, but Crimson Mask flips over...
Crimson Mask hits a dropkick on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask places James Farrell on the turnbuckle...
Crimson Mask catches James Farrell totally by surprise...
The crowd is giving Crimson Mask a standing ovation...
Crimson Mask executes the Crimson Special on James Farrell...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Crimson Mask executes an electric chair suplex on James Farrell...
The crowd is giving Crimson Mask a standing ovation...
Crimson Mask takes James Farrell down with a dropkick...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
Crimson Mask runs into the ropes...
James Farrell misses with a kick...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell with a clothesline...
Crimson Mask covers James Farrell...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Crimson Mask uses a back elbow on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask executes a back heel kick on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask runs into the ropes...
James Farrell misses with a clothesline...
Crimson Mask goes for a clothesline, but James Farrell counters it with a hiptoss...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
James Farrell hits a head and arm suplex on Crimson Mask...
The crowd erupts...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell with a clothesline...
James Farrell falls out of the ring...
Crimson Mask goes outside...
Crimson Mask climbs back into the ring...
James Farrell climbs back into the ring...
Crimson Mask runs into the ropes...
James Farrell goes for a hiptoss, but Crimson Mask reverses it...
Crimson Mask nails James Farrell with a flying legdrop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask goes for a snap suplex, but James Farrell blocks it...
James Farrell uses a backbreaker on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell uses a drop toe hold on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell uses an electric chair suplex on Crimson Mask...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Crimson Mask...
James Farrell whips Crimson Mask into the ropes...
Crimson Mask takes James Farrell down with a back heel kick...
Crimson Mask throws James Farrell out of the ring...
Crimson Mask jumps onto him with a running over the post somersault plancha...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Crimson Mask shoves James Farrell into the guardrail...
Crimson Mask hits a Yakuza kick on James Farrell...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Crimson Mask executes a clothesline on James Farrell...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Crimson Mask knocks James Farrell into the ringsteps...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Crimson Mask shoves James Farrell into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 5...
Crimson Mask nails James Farrell with a big boot...
Crimson Mask sets up a table...
Crimson Mask sets up James Farrell on the table...
Crimson Mask tries to drive James Farrell through the table with a concrete buster, but he blocks it...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 6...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 7...
James Farrell knocks Crimson Mask into the ringsteps...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for James Farrell...
James Farrell whips Crimson Mask into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 8...
James Farrell executes the Boston Massacre on Crimson Mask on the concrete floor...
James Farrell throws Crimson Mask into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 9...
James Farrell reenters the ring...
Crimson Mask rolls back in under the bottom rope...
James Farrell hits a tiger suplex on Crimson Mask...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Crimson Mask has been eliminated... The winners of the match – “The X Core Soldier” Subway, Ryan Keys and James Farrell!
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Survivors: Ryan Keys, Subway, James Farrell
Time of match: 0:19:15
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TM: Impressive debuts for those lads... I can see some promising futures in the IXWA...
JT: Time will tell man... It normally does...
TM: Right now though – apparently we have words from the man who feels that he was robbed at the last show... The man who couldn’t get the job done and win the IXWA Television Championship...
JT: Mike Jamison?
TM: Yup!
JT: Oooh good – I like him!
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Backstage:
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[Cameras show Mike Jamison taping his wrists in the locker room before the show... He's sporting a pissed off demeanor after being screwed out of the Television Championship by Neil Bonser... A few wrestlers are talking to him about how he got robbed last show when the McGraff sisters walk up looking for an interview...]
McGraff Sister:[in unison] Can we get a few words before tonight?
[Mike looks up and shakes his head side to side trying not to explode on them verbally...]
Jamison: Listen I can't deal with this twin [Censored]... Your both so god damn ugly so one of you leave and the other do this interview because I'm about to get sick looking at both you hideous hoodrats...
[Kimberly and Mandy look at each other then word some things to each other before Kimberly leaves...]
Jamison:[waving bye sarcastically] Good girl - go blow one of those big wig promoters... We all know Neil and Damian need their ego stroked...
[Mandy looks on knowing not to say a word because she might get a verbal beat down next since she's ugly and slept her way into this job and everyone knows it...]
Jamison: Now what do you want, I got a lot on my mind about how I'm going to overcome whatever is going to be thrown in front of me next to get that Television title... I wouldn't be shocked if he had me fight the entire company just to get a title match against his new "chosen" champion... So what do you want to hear?
Mandy: Well - I was going to ask you to fill us in on what happened last week and how you feel?
Jamison: [laughing] How I feel? How do you think? I win the Television title tournament after Ric Beauty is backstage ready to go and decided in the final hour to retire, pack his bags and forfeit... That makes me the champion, but not in IXWA... Big boss Neil needed to strut down and try to get a reaction out of the crowd bringing out his new boy Dylan Black... So I get a quick count against me and screwed out of the title and the new guy gets stroked backstage by Neil...
Mandy: So do you feel he has something planned tonight for you?
Jamison: Of course, I mean do you think after last show he's gonna let me win? Come on - since day 1 he's been hating... He had that his lackey Damian Payne come interrupt my debut and try and talk tough only to disappear out of public eye after I called him out and beat the brakes off his tag partner Johnny Psychotic... I begged Damian to come to ringside I wanted to finish him off then... But he's been M...I...A since... So who knows? Maybe a Damian Payne showing tonight, some other lackeys he has or maybe some new talent he's getting help cheat to put over and try to tell you there the real deal... But I'm going to overcome all that... That's what I was doing here thinking, how to overcome all the odds stacked against me later on...
Mandy: Can you fill us in more on Dylan Black? You haven't mentioned him a lot...
Jamison: Dylan Black - guy must be a real ass wipe to align with Neil... At least get over on being a real talent not come kiss ass... Don't you realize Neil wants to be you that's why he surrounds himself with wrestlers... But back to Black, "The self proclaimed reject"... You showed the world your revolution last time by sneaking you way to a title shot via ass kissing... You're a clown, you're a symbol of the entire crowd and anyone else watching YAWN at your nonsense of "fire in my belly" bull[Censored]... I might come of a little vulgar for some but at least I kick it like it is... You sounded like the stereotypical hot topic wearing [Censored] that hangs outside the mall talking about anarchy and how everyone's a conformist... But in the end your "revolution" and you showing rejects can overcome was shown by you selling out... I don't get what you stand for and I really could give a [Censored] even if you told me... But this time around call of the dogs so they don't come save you cause I'm out for that Television title... And Neil if you and Damian want to come down be my guest... I would love nothing more that to beat the hell out of both of you... Now there's your sound bite Mandy go run back and tell the boss I said bad things about him and his friends...
[Mandy smiles with that gross face and turns to leave hurrying out of the locker room as the camera fades out...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We're back and it looks like Mike Jamison really has a bee in his bonnet about what happened a couple of weeks ago...
JT: Well - let's see if he can sort it out tonight...
TM: We'll see... Right now we have more debuts...
JT: Over to you, Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first already in the ring... At a total combined weight of 485 pounds... Gary Glam... Kenny Lust... GOLDEN CANDY!!!
[The crowd cheer a little... Not much though...]
SJD: Their opponents... From Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds --- The Vegas Kid... His partner - Led to the ring by Ashley Walker and also from Las Vegas, Nevada... He weighs in at 243 pounds -- Stewie Franchize!!!
Cue: Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries"
[Vegas Kid, Walker and Franchize walk out onto the ramp and then make way down to the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Golden Candy Vs The Vegas Kid & Shawn Franchize
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
The Vegas Kid goes for a head and arm suplex, but Gary Glam blocks it...
Gary Glam hits The Vegas Kid with a headlock takedown...
Gary Glam executes an armdrag takedown on The Vegas Kid...
Gary Glam nails The Vegas Kid with an uppercut...
Gary Glam goes for an armdrag takedown, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
The Vegas Kid hits Gary Glam with a backdrop...
The Vegas Kid goes for an abdominal stretch, but Gary Glam counters it with an elbowsmash...
Gary Glam goes for a powerslam, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
The Vegas Kid has the crowd going wild...
In turn, Gary Glam counters it with a side suplex...
The crowd is really behind Gary Glam...
Gary Glam is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Gary Glam takes The Vegas Kid down with a DDT...
Gary Glam tags out to Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double elbowsmash...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double clothesline...
Gary Glam leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid misses with an elbow...
The Vegas Kid hits Kenny Lust with a backdrop...
Kenny Lust falls out of the ring...
The Vegas Kid jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The Vegas Kid hits a dropkick on Kenny Lust...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
The Vegas Kid throws Kenny Lust into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
The Vegas Kid goes for a powerbomb, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
The Vegas Kid throws Kenny Lust into the guardrail...
The Vegas Kid reenters the ring...
Kenny Lust rolls back in under the bottom rope...
The Vegas Kid puts Kenny Lust in a Boston crab...
Kenny Lust makes it to the ropes after 6 seconds...
The Vegas Kid goes for a sleeperhold, but Kenny Lust counters it with a go-behind...
Kenny Lust executes a dropkick on The Vegas Kid...
Kenny Lust tags out to Gary Glam...
Gary Glam and Kenny Lust whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
Gary Glam and Kenny Lust hit The Vegas Kid with a double hiptoss...
Gary Glam and Kenny Lust whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double fist to the midsection...
Kenny Lust leaves the ring...
Gary Glam runs into the ropes...
Gary Glam takes The Vegas Kid down with a flying clothesline...
Gary Glam has the crowd going wild...
Kenny Lust enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Gary Glam and Kenny Lust hit The Vegas Kid with a double stomp...
Kenny Lust leaves the ring...
Gary Glam uses a snap suplex on The Vegas Kid...
Gary Glam throws The Vegas Kid into the turnbuckle...
Gary Glam charges into the corner, but The Vegas Kid moves out of the way...
The Vegas Kid tags out to Stewie Franchize...
Stewie Franchize and The Vegas Kid whip Gary Glam into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Gary Glam with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The Vegas Kid leaves the ring...
Gary Glam throws Stewie Franchize out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, Stewie Franchize reenters the ring...
Gary Glam hits Stewie Franchize...
The crowd is really behind Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize hits Gary Glam...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Stewie Franchize hits Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize kicks Gary Glam...
The crowd is booing Stewie Franchize...
Stewie Franchize hits Gary Glam with a low blow...
Stewie Franchize executes a jab on Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize takes Gary Glam down with a front slam...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Stewie Franchize nails Gary Glam with a flying axhandle...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Stewie Franchize hits a headbutt to the groin on Gary Glam...
The Vegas Kid enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Stewie Franchize and The Vegas Kid whip Gary Glam into the ropes...
They hit Gary Glam with a double kick to the midsection...
The Vegas Kid leaves the ring...
Stewie Franchize hits a piledriver on Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize uses a front slam on Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize runs into the ropes...
Stewie Franchize hits Gary Glam with a clothesline...
Stewie Franchize tags out to The Vegas Kid...
Stewie Franchize uses a clothesline on Gary Glam...
The Vegas Kid uses a belly-to-back suplex on Gary Glam...
The crowd is really behind The Vegas Kid...
Stewie Franchize leaves the ring...
The Vegas Kid goes for a backdrop, but Gary Glam blocks it...
Gary Glam tags out to Kenny Lust...
Gary Glam enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double elbowsmash...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double clothesline...
Gary Glam leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust goes for a jab, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
Stewie Franchize enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
The Vegas Kid and Stewie Franchize whip Kenny Lust into the ropes...
They hit Kenny Lust with a double elbowsmash...
Stewie Franchize leaves the ring...
The Vegas Kid nails Kenny Lust with an arm wringer...
The Vegas Kid gets a side headlock on Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust reaches the ropes after 6 seconds...
The Vegas Kid tags out to Stewie Franchize...
Stewie Franchize goes for a headbutt, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust executes an inverted atomic drop on Stewie Franchize...
Kenny Lust is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Gary Glam enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip Stewie Franchize into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Stewie Franchize with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Gary Glam leaves the ring...
Stewie Franchize whips Kenny Lust into the ropes...
Kenny Lust executes a flying clothesline on Stewie Franchize...
Kenny Lust nails Stewie Franchize with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust hits Stewie Franchize with a stomp...
Kenny Lust executes a headlock takedown on Stewie Franchize...
Kenny Lust throws Stewie Franchize out of the ring...
Kenny Lust rolls out under the bottom rope...
Kenny Lust nails Stewie Franchize with a vertical suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Gary Glam comes over to make it two-on-one...
Gary Glam goes for a butt-bump, but Stewie Franchize ducks out of the way...
Gary Glam hits Kenny Lust...
Ashley Walker comes from behind and distracts Kenny Lust...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Stewie Franchize clears the announcers' table...
Stewie Franchize sets up Kenny Lust on the announcers' table...
Stewie Franchize executes a piledriver through the table...
The table is broken in half...
Stewie Franchize hits a right jab on Kenny Lust...
Stewie Franchize hits Kenny Lust with a right jab...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Stewie Franchize hits Kenny Lust with a flying axhandle...
Stewie Franchize throws Kenny Lust into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Stewie Franchize climbs back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Kenny Lust is counted out...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
SJD: The winners of the match – The Vegas Kid and Stewie Franchize!
TM: Hmm...
JT: What?
TM: Some of Vegas Kid’s moves and mannerisms looked kind of familiar...
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Winners: The Vegas Kid and Stewie Franchize
Time of match: 0:07:07
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Backstage:
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[Camera's cut to backstage and once again, we find the Badass Babe champion, Alice Harris doing... Well, Alice-like things... By now a fair number of people have realised just how volatile she is with her moods... Whether it is sultry, seductive or bubbly... To downright intimidating or unsettling, the brunette with the hot unbeaten run in the babes division and the willingness to fight the men is trying to pace a hole in the floor...]
AH: Ugh... This stupid character limit... One or two short sentences is not enough to describe exactly what I am going to do to Kelly Kloss...
[Unaware that the camera is on her, Alice continues to rant, leaving Mandy simply willing to stand there and not even ask questions...]
AH: It's so simple... She cannot see it... She is inferior to me... And damn stupid too... Such a shame her cute little feisty nature probably lead to her being dropped on her head a couple of times... Eliminations don't count as beating someone... Please -!-, you were runner up, second place... First Loser! How can that not count as beating you? I eliminated YOU to win MY title... You out, me title... Can’t you see?
[Shaking her head and ranting at her phone, Alice continues to verbalise her thoughts, something she has quite the reputation for, only this time she is a LOT more animated about it, at one point almost throwing her phone at the wall...]
AH: I just don't get it... These girls... They all try to talk a tough game when they're behind their touch screens, tablets or laptops... But when it comes to throwing down legitimately, they just cannot get anywhere near me... I mean... You'll be [Alice brings her hands up and makes air quotes] Hashtag OutKlossed... Ugh... Anyone who uses their name in a pun with a hashtag deserves to be talked about like they're someone who eats crayons!
[Alice shakes her head again, noticing someone else retweeting Kelly's statement...]
AH: Ugh! These sheep... They hang off her every word... They believe she truly is the gift to wrestling... With her lame ass catchphrases, her inability to understand what win and lose mean, her attempts to paint me as crazy for thinking I have beaten her... NEWSFLASH HON... I HAVE!!!
[The sudden shouting of Alice causes Mandy and the cameraman to shuffle backwards and gasp...]
AH: I have beaten every woman in this company apart from my partner last week... But soon her turn will come... Then I'm gonna go on, and beat every guy in this company, proving to everyone that women can do this just as good, if not better than the guys... There'll be none of this name drop hashtag BS... None of this smack talk online... It'll just be me, my luscious legs, my to die for abs, my fire, determination and skill... I don't need to make puns or use lame catchphrases... I don't need to deny things to add fuel to the fire... I just need myself and that is all that matters! I can take anyone, anywhere... I am the Badass Babe champion because I stood tall whilst all the other athletes fell to the wayside...
[Alice continues her animated monologue before she turns round, catching sight of Mandy and the camera man... Approaching them, Mandy quickly nods to the camera man and both run backwards, trying to avoid being drawn into another unsettling situation...]
AH: Heh... Even the media knows I'm the best here; they don't want to speak to me because they know I'm number one... And that cutey, little miss Kloss... She's gonna find that out the hard way... Well it'll be hard for her... For me it'll be quite fun... Especially when she finds herself on her back... Underneath me... Bodies covered in sweat...
[Alice seems lost in her thoughts with a slight seductive smile on her face before she snaps herself out of them...]
AH: Enough thinking... I have a title to defend and another win to get under my belt!
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back from commercial and up next we have the first match in the Rough Diamond division in the IXWA...
JT: And it features the man who holds the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship! Over to Joey for the introductions...
SJD: This contest is a falls-count-anywhere match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first already in the ring - hailing from Parts Unknown and weighing in at 320 pounds... The Masked Terror!!! His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Falls Count Anywhere
The Masked Terror Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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The Masked Terror attacks Brian Styles before the bell...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
[DING! DING! DING!]
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock...
Brian Styles nails The Masked Terror with an STO...
Brian Styles throws The Masked Terror out of the ring...
Brian Styles rolls out under the bottom rope...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Brian Styles throws The Masked Terror over the guardrail...
Brian Styles goes for a snap suplex, but The Masked Terror counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror is handed the ring bell...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror chokes him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror is handed brass knuckles...
The Masked Terror hits him with the knuckles...
A small "The Masked Terror" chant is being started...
Brian Styles has been cut open...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror whips Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror goes for a diving elbow smash, but Brian Styles counters it with a faceslam...
Brian Styles shoves The Masked Terror into the guardrail...
They're brawling up the aisle...
Brian Styles goes for a knifehand chop, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
The Masked Terror hits him with the knuckles...
A small "The Masked Terror" chant is being started...
The Masked Terror uses a monkey flip on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles back into the ring...
The Masked Terror goes for the Terror Smash, but Brian Styles blocks it...
The Masked Terror executes an enzuilariato on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror uses a fist to the midsection on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles hits an STO on The Masked Terror...
Brian Styles whips The Masked Terror into the ropes...
The Masked Terror misses with a shoulderblock...
The Masked Terror misses with a kick...
Brian Styles hits The Masked Terror with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles throws The Masked Terror out of the ring...
Brian Styles goes for a baseball slide, but The Masked Terror moves out of the way...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror is handed the ring bell...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles over the guardrail...
The Masked Terror locks Brian Styles in an abdominal stretch...
Scott Braski asks Brian Styles if he should stop the fight...
Brian Styles shakes his head...
Brian Styles is close to escaping the hold...
The Masked Terror lets go after 19 seconds...
The Masked Terror shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
They're brawling up the aisle...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror whips Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror rams him into the ring bell...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror goes for a side suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Brian Styles throws The Masked Terror over the guardrail...
Brian Styles executes a German suplex on The Masked Terror...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror gets an abdominal stretch on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is struggling to get out of the hold...
Brian Styles is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Brian Styles is writhing in pain...
Scott Braski asks Brian Styles if he's still there...
Brian Styles nods...
Brian Styles breaks the hold after 27 seconds...
They're brawling down the aisle...
They're brawling in mid-arena...
They're brawling up the aisle...
Brian Styles shoves The Masked Terror into the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
Brian Styles hits The Masked Terror with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles is handed the ring bell...
Brian Styles hits him with the ring bell...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
Brian Styles nails The Masked Terror with a knifehand chop...
Brian Styles shoves The Masked Terror into the guardrail...
Brian Styles hits a German suplex on The Masked Terror...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles is handed brass knuckles...
Brian Styles hits him with the knuckles...
They're brawling up the aisle...
Brian Styles executes a T-Bone Suplex on The Masked Terror...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles is handed a road sign...
Brian Styles hits him with the road sign...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles hits him with a road sign...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Brian Styles hits him with the road sign...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror climbs back into the ring...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
The Masked Terror executes the Terror Smash on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Brian Styles...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror nails Brian Styles with a rolling cradle...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror puts Brian Styles in a full nelson...
Brian Styles inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
The Masked Terror executes an enzuilariato on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
The Masked Terror goes outside...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror nails Brian Styles with a fallaway slam...
A small "The Masked Terror" chant is being started...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles over the guardrail...
The Masked Terror catches Brian Styles in a chinlock deathlock submission...
Brian Styles breaks the hold after 9 seconds...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles into the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
They're brawling up the aisle...
The Masked Terror whips Brian Styles into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles over the guardrail...
The Masked Terror executes a knee to the back on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror whips Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror flings Brian Styles over a row of chairs...
The Masked Terror flings Brian Styles over a row of chairs...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror is handed the ring bell...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror chokes him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror takes Brian Styles down with a somersault slam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror is handed a frying pan...
The Masked Terror hits him with the frying pan...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
Brian Styles grabs the frying pan from him...
Brian Styles hits him with the frying pan...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
Brian Styles goes for a backbreaker, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles over the guardrail...
The Masked Terror gets back into the ring...
Brian Styles follows him back in...
Brian Styles brings the frying pan into the ring...
Brian Styles hits him with the frying pan...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles hits him with a frying pan...
Brian Styles is bleeding like a faucet...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on The Masked Terror...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
SJD: The winner of the match – Briaaaaan Styles!
JT: A Falls Count Anywhere match that ends in the middle of the ring...
TM: Only in the IXWA, my friend... Only in the IXWA...
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Winner: Brian Styles
Time of match: 0:11:02
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Backstage:
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[Our camera crew is taken aback rather quickly as we see a leg flying into view... We pause for a few seconds as once again, that same leg is put right in front of us, this time it is a little too close for our taste... Our camera zoom back we see a young man wearing a gray t- shirt that says right on the front of it written in big green letters "Norfolk State"... The young man has on blue shorts and black boots... The young man once again throws his leg up into the air and as he does so he hits the top of the locker... We are amazed by this man's flexibility as we are quite surprise his leg can get up that high... We see that it is Omar Wilson or should we say Lightning part of this team...]
Omar Wilson: Hey... Didn't see you there... You caught me doing some stretches... Must keep myself loose, don't want to pull a hamstring...
[Omar looks around the locker room as if he missing something or should we say somebody...]
Omar Wilson: Ah, you are looking for my tag team partner... Well, sorry he is in the shower right this second... I never understood taking a shower before the match, and after one... However that is my partner for you...
[We hear the shower running...]
Omar: Hey!! Jimmie, get out here...
[We hear someone is in a hurry as they appear to be scrabbling around... Coming up fast we see another gentleman just wearing a green towel around his waist and certainly wet from head to toe... We see that it is Jimmie Guidry...]
Jimmie Guidry: What do you want man? I was taking a shower...
[Omar points to the cameras...]
Jimmie Guidry: What in the hell are they doing in here?
Omar Watson: I am going to guess to get some words on tonight tag team match against Double Entendres...
[Jimmie is looking around trying to slide out of view for a few seconds so he can grab himself a pair of shorts to throw on... But certainly the female viewers won't mind if he stays with just the towel on...]
Omar Watson: Why don't you put some clothes on? I can handle things...
[Jimmie gets out of our vision as maybe he is putting some clothes on...]
Omar Watson: Mike Hunt and Dick Ryder... Gentlemen, I am sure we can agree on something that this match will go a long way of seeing who will face Satan Disciples here soon for the tag team titles... We understand that you have seen just about every great wrestler in this business and you have been in the ring with the best... Myself and Jimmie are history buffs... We understand you spent years in a company called the ICWF...
CROWD: ICWF!! ICWF!!
Omar Watson: We know about Patrick Shade...
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omar Watson: The Shades of Red
CROWD: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omar Watson: We know about TAKE... Adam Northstar, Damian Payne, Tyler Durden, and---
[Suddenly Jimmie comes back into the picture as he is wearing gray sweats...]
Jimmie Guidry: Did you tell them about Hootie...
CROWD: BY GOD!!!!!!!!
Jimmie Guidry: Blackdog... I liked that guy...
Omar Watson: What we are trying to say, is we get that you have been in the ring with the very best...
Jimmie Guidry: Tonight we want to put our names up there with some of the best that you have ever been in the ring with... It appears of late we might not have much to say because our performance hasn't been up to our par... Are we hard on ourselves?
Omar Watson: You could say that? But we are here to continue to show these people that we aren't so flash in the pain... The only way we can do that is to beat former tag team champion such as you are and then become the team to defeat the two seven foot monsters...
Jimmie Guidry: We have made in goal to win those tag team titles... Sure you two have seen them come and go, but we are staying... We are going to prove to you and the world that Thunder and Lightning are going to take tag team wrestling back to the good old days... We want people to respect the tag team division that they it should be...
Omar Watson: We want to main event a show with tag team wrestling... That is plenty wrong with this sport... Tag team wrestling has become some old fossil... But we are going to start bringing the show down and get tag team wrestling exciting to watch again...
Jimmie Guidry: Hunt and Ryder you are the first step in becoming the new tag team champions... If we must get past you to earn that title shot then that is what we are going to do... We look forward to getting into that ring later on and showing you and the world that we are the best team in this company...
Omar Watson: After that we are coming for the tag team titles... We are going to win the straps...
Jimmie Guidry: Double Entendres, we are the next evolution in tag team wrestling...
Omar Watson: And when you finally decide to hang up those boots... We want you to say...
Jimmie Guidry: Thunder and Lightning were without a doubt the best tag team we ever faced...
[Jimmie steps out of our view...]
Omar Watson: The best is yet to come, that we promise...
[Omar walks away from our camera view as we head back to ringside...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Back to tag team action now... This division is running rampant at the moment...
JT: Indeed... Wouldn’t surprise me if more tag teams came on board sooner rather than later... Anyway – over to Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall...
Cue: "Peacock" by Katy Perry
[Dick Ryder and Mike Hunt sprint down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 470 pounds... Mike Hunt... Dick Ryder... DOUBLE ENTENDRES
[Ryder and Hunt prepare for the match...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 452 pounds... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Double Entendres Vs Thunder & Lightning
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Jimmie Guidry hits Dick Ryder with a DDT...
The chants for Jimmie Guidry are deafening...
Jimmie Guidry executes a heart punch on Dick Ryder...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the STF, but Dick Ryder blocks it...
Dick Ryder goes for a piledriver, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a backdrop...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mike Hunt enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Dick Ryder into the ropes...
They hit Dick Ryder with a double fist to the midsection...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry gets the STF on Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry nails Dick Ryder with a series of headbutts...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry covers Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Dick Ryder...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Dick Ryder hits Jimmie Guidry with a shoulderblock...
Dick Ryder covers Jimmie Guidry...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Dick Ryder tags out to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt and Dick Ryder hit Jimmie Guidry with a double snap suplex...
Dick Ryder leaves the ring...
Mike Hunt sends Jimmie Guidry into the turnbuckle, but Jimmie Guidry reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an anklelock, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Mike Hunt with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry whips Mike Hunt into the ropes, but Mike Hunt reverses it...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry with a backdrop...
Jimmie Guidry falls out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, Jimmie Guidry reenters the ring...
Mike Hunt nails Jimmie Guidry with a cradle suplex...
Mike Hunt is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Mike Hunt goes for a springboard dropkick, but Jimmie Guidry side-steps and
Mike Hunt crashes to the canvas...
Jimmie Guidry takes Mike Hunt down with an overhead belly to belly suplex...
The crowd is giving Jimmie Guidry a standing ovation...
Jimmie Guidry uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Mike Hunt...
Jimmie Guidry uses a cobra clutch suplex on Mike Hunt...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Mike Hunt misses with a clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry hits Mike Hunt with a clothesline...
Mike Hunt falls out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Mike Hunt reenters the ring...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Mike Hunt counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Mike Hunt takes Jimmie Guidry down with a cradle suplex...
Mike Hunt uses flying headscissors on Jimmie Guidry...
Mike Hunt catches Jimmie Guidry in a sleeperhold...
Jimmie Guidry tries to escape the hold...
Jimmie Guidry gets ahold of the ropes after 18 seconds...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry...
Mike Hunt further incites the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry chops Mike Hunt...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Dick Ryder enters the ring and lays out Omar Wilson...
Dick Ryder goes for a clothesline, but Jimmie Guidry ducks out of the way...
Dick Ryder hits Mike Hunt...
Omar Wilson tangles up Dick Ryder...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Dick Ryder leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry executes a DDT on Mike Hunt...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson takes Mike Hunt down with the springboard DDT...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson throws Mike Hunt out of the ring...
Omar Wilson goes through the ropes...
Omar Wilson shoves Mike Hunt into the guardrail...
Omar Wilson executes a swinging neckbreaker on Mike Hunt...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Omar Wilson nails Mike Hunt with the Pele kick...
Omar Wilson gets back into the ring...
Mike Hunt rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an anklelock, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt chops Jimmie Guidry...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry with a reverse DDT...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry with flying headscissors...
Mike Hunt tags out to Dick Ryder...
Mike Hunt leaves the ring...
Dick Ryder executes an inverted DDT on Jimmie Guidry...
Dick Ryder further incites the crowd...
Dick Ryder throws Jimmie Guidry out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, Jimmie Guidry reenters the ring...
Dick Ryder uses a Samoan Drop on Jimmie Guidry...
Dick Ryder executes a Samoan Drop on Jimmie Guidry...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dick Ryder whips Jimmie Guidry into the turnbuckle...
Dick Ryder runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Dick Ryder goes for a pumphandle slam, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry whips Dick Ryder into the ropes, but Dick Ryder reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Dick Ryder with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Dick Ryder counters it with an elbowsmash...
Dick Ryder hits Jimmie Guidry with a suplex into a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder hits Jimmie Guidry with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder goes for a standing moonsault, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a kneelift...
In turn, Dick Ryder counters it with a side step...
Dick Ryder nails Jimmie Guidry with a drop toe hold...
Dick Ryder hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Jimmie Guidry...
Dick Ryder uses a powerbomb on Jimmie Guidry...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder goes for a powerbomb, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a water wheel drop...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson whips Dick Ryder into the ropes...
Dick Ryder uses a running knee lift on Omar Wilson...
Numerous fans are using Dick Ryder for target practice...
Dick Ryder uses a spinebuster on Omar Wilson...
Dick Ryder takes Omar Wilson down with a Samoan Drop...
Dick Ryder nails Omar Wilson with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder goes for a standing moonsault, but Omar Wilson counters it with a kneelift...
Omar Wilson throws Dick Ryder out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, Dick Ryder reenters the ring...
Omar Wilson goes for a missile dropkick, but Dick Ryder side-steps and Omar Wilson crashes to the canvas...
Dick Ryder further incites the crowd...
Dick Ryder whips Omar Wilson into the turnbuckle, but Omar Wilson reverses it...
Omar Wilson charges into the corner, but Dick Ryder moves out of the way...
Dick Ryder nails Omar Wilson with a clothesline...
Dick Ryder goes for an inverted DDT, but Omar Wilson blocks it...
Omar Wilson runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson nails Dick Ryder with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Omar Wilson is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson whips Dick Ryder into the ropes...
Omar Wilson uses an inverted atomic drop on Dick Ryder...
Omar Wilson has the crowd going wild...
Omar Wilson executes a Russian legsweep on Dick Ryder...
Omar Wilson runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson executes a Huracanrana on Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson goes for a frog splash, but Dick Ryder rolls out of the way...
Dick Ryder uses a spinebuster on Omar Wilson...
Dick Ryder nails Omar Wilson with a piledriver...
Dick Ryder takes Omar Wilson down with a brainbuster...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dick Ryder hits Omar Wilson with a drop toe hold...
Dick Ryder is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder goes for a DDT, but Omar Wilson counters it with a low blow...
Omar Wilson nails Dick Ryder with a 3/4 face lock bulldog...
Omar Wilson has the crowd going wild...
Omar Wilson takes Dick Ryder down with a 450 degree splash...
The crowd is going crazy...
Omar Wilson takes Dick Ryder down with a rolling clothesline...
The crowd is going crazy...
Omar Wilson hits a 450 degree splash on Dick Ryder...
The chants for Omar Wilson are deafening...
Omar Wilson is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson goes for a Huracanrana, but Dick Ryder counters it with a jumping bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dick Ryder goes for a brainbuster, but Omar Wilson counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
The chants for Omar Wilson are deafening...
Omar Wilson hits a rolling clothesline on Dick Ryder...
Omar Wilson takes Dick Ryder down with a snap suplex...
Omar Wilson hits a kick to the head on Dick Ryder...
Omar Wilson covers Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson executes a frog splash on Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Omar Wilson executes the Highlight of the Night on Dick Ryder...
The crowd is giving Omar Wilson a standing ovation...
Omar Wilson goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, "Studd Muffin" Tiberius Nixon distracts Scott Braski...
Omar Wilson hits a springboard dropkick on Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski is back on the job...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson catches Dick Ryder in a double armbar submission...
Dick Ryder manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Omar Wilson goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Dick Ryder counters it with a side suplex...
In turn, Omar Wilson counters it with spinning headscissors...
Omar Wilson whips Dick Ryder into the ropes, but Dick Ryder reverses it...
Dick Ryder misses with a clothesline...
Dick Ryder hits Omar Wilson with a shoulderblock...
Dick Ryder is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Dick Ryder goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Omar Wilson counters it with a rana...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Mike Hunt makes the save...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dick Ryder nails Omar Wilson with a DDT...
Dick Ryder executes the Bump and Grind on Omar Wilson...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder throws Scott Braski over the top rope...
Scott Braski is out cold...
Mike Hunt enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mike Hunt leaves the ring...
Dick Ryder executes a Samoan Drop on Omar Wilson...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Scott Braski crawls back into the ring...
Scott Braski gets up...
Scott Braski disqualifies Dick Ryder...
The crowd erupts...
SJD: The winners of the match via disqualification – Thunder ‘n’ Lightning!
TM: A lot of disqualifications happening tonight...
JT: True...
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Winners: Thunder 'n' Lightning
Time of match: 0:12:55
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TM: Has to be said, I am quite looking forward to tonight’s main event – despite Mike Jamison’s comments earlier on!
JT: He only said what everyone is thinking...
TM: Absolutely not! Dylan Black wasted no time in making a statement in his debut... He made a solid statement that exceeded all expectations when he won the Television Championship on his first night...
JT: His mission now is to hold on to it and standing in his way is a rightfully annoyed Mike Jamison... Black now has to prove that his win was no fluke...
TM: He’s waiting backstage...
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Backstage:
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[The scene opens up in a dark room with Dylan Black standing in the middle of the camera angle with a hoodie on with his hood up and his newly won IXWA Television Championship on his shoulder... He took a moment to look at his title and smile to himself before beginning to speak...]
Dylan Black: Last week, I told the world something that will never be forgotten... I said that the IXWA will never be the same again... I meant that in the biggest way... Funny how life works... Almost immediately I was put in to a title match... I was put in to a situation where it was put up or shut up and I made everyone in the back shut up... I am here for my purpose in life... My sole purpose and that is to be a champion... A champion in IXWA that will rise to the top and stay on the mountain... You see, it’s not the title makes the man... It is the man makes the title and I will make this television title relevant... This title before I got a hold of it was just a title... Now that it lies on my shoulder I will make this title the must see defended title... This is just the first step and I will defend my crown... No one will take what is mine... Not even you Mike Jamison...
[Dylan stared in to the camera with a smirk as the camera faded out]
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Ringside:
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TM: Seems Dylan Black is a man of few words... Let’s see if he can handle the pressure of a second main event in as many shows...
JT: Right now though we have a match for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship... Without ay further ado – let’s get the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
["Shut Up" By Simple Plan plays as Kelly Kloss emerges from the backstage area and poses by spreading her arms wide and showing off on the stage and then going down the ramp and flexing her arms before ignoring the fans and briskly walking to the ring and leaping to the apron and entering the ring... And taking time to show off a little more before walking to her corner...]
SJD: From Llangwnadl, Wales, UK weighing in at 108 pounds... Here is Kelly Kloss!!!
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
SJD: Her opponent...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron and unclipping her championship belt...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over her shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the match to start...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship:
Kelly Kloss Vs "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Alice Harris hits a double underhook suplex on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris hits a flying dropkick on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris nails Kelly Kloss with a brainbuster...
Alice Harris is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris goes for a monkey flip, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss locks Alice Harris in Rolling Legbar...
Alice Harris is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Alice Harris grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss throws Alice Harris out of the ring...
Kelly Kloss rolls out under the bottom rope...
Kelly Kloss executes a backbreaker on Alice Harris...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a Northern Lights suplex...
Kelly Kloss shoves Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a jumping DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Kelly Kloss goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Alice Harris counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a bodyslam...
Alice Harris throws Kelly Kloss back into the ring...
Alice Harris hits a forearm smash on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a monkey flip...
Alice Harris hits the Pele kick on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris covers Kelly Kloss...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris throws Kelly Kloss out of the ring...
Alice Harris goes for a plancha, but Kelly Kloss moves out of the way...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Kelly Kloss reenters the ring...
Alice Harris follows her back in...
Kelly Kloss is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Kelly Kloss is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
TM: Good grief... We have a new champion...
JT: Kloss made short work of Harris right there...
TM: I don’t think Alice Harris was prepared for that...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEWW IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion – Kellyyyyyy Kloooooossssssss!
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Winner and NEW IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion: Kelly Kloss
Time of match: 0:03:12
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Backstage:
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[Once again we see the backstage hands running around as they are doing their very best to keep the show running as smooth as possible... They are certainly the backbone of any show... As they continue to work hard with their heads down and they roll right along but as they do so...]
# BAM #
[A loud noise is heard somewhere but we aren't sure where it is coming from...]
# BAM #
[We hear it again as some of our backstage hands look concerned because here in California it could be an earthquake but nothing is shaking... We do see a few backstage hands are running around, but this time they have fear in their eyes... We see why as we see two rather large men walking around... One man is wearing a tan t-shirt with gray sweats and brown boots... The gentleman has short brown hair as he has a bag hanging off his right shoulder and the tag team titles hanging off the other shoulder we see that it is Doomsday...]
CROWD: BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
[Another gentleman is wearing a black tank top with black leather pants and black steel toe boots and he has short black hair and an intense look in his red eyes... He is carrying a bag in his left hand and the tag team titles hanging off his left shoulder... We see that it is Lucifer...]
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[They more than likely are heading to the locker room as more backstage hands are running away from them...]
Doomsday: Look at these cowards... Run, you morons...
[Lucifer not really paying any attention just focusing on the task at hand...]
Doomsday: I am a little thirsty...
[He looks at Lucifer...]
Doomsday: You want something before we head into the locker room...
[Lucifer nods his head... The two head over to the Pespi machine...]
Doomsday: Mountain Dew for me... The usually for you...
[Lucifer nods his head again... Doomsday reaches into his pocket for some change...]
Doomsday: Tonight, we have a rematch for sorts against the two men that stood in our way for winning the tag team titles, Damian Payne and Johnny Psychotic...
[Mentioning the name Johnny Psychotic makes Lucifer shake...]
Doomsday: Relax; you will get your hands on him...
[Lucifer pushes Sierra Mist button as the drink drops...]
Doomsday: Damian Payne, why in the hell are you in the ring in the company that you own... That sounds funny to me... I get that you and Johnny are very good friends... Tag team for years such as myself and Lucifer... But why Damian are you in the ring?
[Doomsday pushes the Mountain Dew button...]
Doomsday: That sounds like one of those things where the owner is trying to put himself over and make himself champion... Damian those days are long over with... We aren't in those territories days where you made yourself just so you could save your company... Nope, long gone... So what is it Damian?
[Doomsday awaits for his Dew to drop...]
Doomsday: You miss the thrill of the chase... I can understand that... But what why do you want to get into the ring with two seven foot monsters that match your strength and mean streak... I just don't get it... Damian, I thought you would be getting ready for trying to win the CWF Untied States title... Instead of putting your focus on that you want to get yourself hurt before that match... Because we plan on doing so... Damian, why don't you leave your partner high and dry and let us take care of some unfinished business with Johnny... I am giving you a way out of this... I know you are a smart enough man to get rid of Johnny and let us finish up on some family business... But it is your choice...
[Doomsday is still waiting for his dew to drop...]
Doomsday: I hope this thing isn't stuck because if it is... I just let Lucifer beat on this one...
[He shakes his head...]
Doomsday: Johnny, your paths have crossed a few times over the years... Since you tried your best to screw Lucifer out of every dime he had... My partner has been dying for the chance to finish you off once and for all...
[We can see Lucifer getting fired up just by mentioning his name...]
Doomsday: We are settle things once and for all with you... Lucifer you have any words...
[Lucifer looks at Doomsday...]
Lucifer: I do...
[This catches us off guard because he usually doesn't speak...]
Lucifer: I have a few choice words... Johnny, I promise you after this match you will be carried out on a stretcher and never been seen ever again... I trusted you with everything and you tried you best to ruin me... Tonight, I am going to end your career... That I promise you...
[Lucifer steps back and fires a boot right toward the drink machine as the Mountain Dew finally falls...]
Lucifer: Johnny, I hope you enjoy what is left of your career...
[Lucifer walks away...]
Doomsday: I know tonight is going to be a special night... Damian, take my advise and don't show up because the mood Lucifer is in, I could take the night off and he just might end your career as well...
[He pops open the top...]
Doomsday: This is going to be a great night...
[He laughs as he walks away...]
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Ringside:
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JT: So do you think Damian Payne will sell Johnny Psychotic down the river?
TM: Hell no... I’ve known Mr... Payne for many years and I don’t think he’s going to do that... He’s been allied with Johnny for over 15 years!
JT: Meh! Time will tell... Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Checkmate (Hang 'Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill
SJD: At a total combined weight of 558 pounds... "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne... "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic... The Ambassadors of Napalm!!!
[The words "The Ambassadors of Napalm" appear on the video screen at the top of the entrance ramp and video footage is seen of Damian Payne and Johnny Psychotic in action in other federations... Damian and Johnny step out onto the entrance ramp, accompanied as always by Tiberius Nixon... Damian has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard... He is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back... Johnny wears a black one piece singlet in black and has a heart on the front of the singlet and the boots and "Human Heart Attack" on the butt... His shoulder length black hair is hanging loose... Nixon is wearing denim jeans, a denim shirt and cowboy boots... His rusty brown hair is tied back... The three of them walk down to the ring and Damian and Johnny slide under the bottom rope and climb to opposing middle turnbuckles while Nixon enters the ring by walking up the ring steps and stepping through the ropes... They all raise their hands in the air...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 705 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Doomsday... Lucifer... SATAN'S DISCIPLES
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Non-title match:
The Ambassadors of Napalm Vs Satan's Disciples
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lucifer nails Damian Payne with a sidewalk slam...
Lucifer uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Damian Payne...
Lucifer executes a Samoan Drop on Damian Payne...
Lucifer executes a vertical suplex on Damian Payne...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Lucifer...
Lucifer gets a chokehold on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree warns Lucifer to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Lucifer uses an avalanche in the corner on Damian Payne...
Lucifer is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Lucifer is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer throws Damian Payne into the turnbuckle...
Lucifer goes for the Snake Eyes, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne tags out to Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic and Damian Payne whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Lucifer with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Lucifer hits them with a double clothesline...
Damian Payne leaves the ring...
Lucifer nails Johnny Psychotic with a swinging neckbreaker...
Lucifer is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Lucifer nails Johnny Psychotic with a big boot...
Lucifer is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Lucifer goes for an avalanche in the corner, but Johnny Psychotic side-steps and Lucifer crashes to the canvas...
The crowd is cheering on Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a hiptoss, but Lucifer counters it with a lariat...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Damian Payne enters the ring and throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Damian Payne takes Doomsday down with a sitout power bomb...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Johnny Psychotic takes Doomsday down with a missile dropkick...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Damian Payne leaves the ring...
Johnny Psychotic goes for crossface camel clutch, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday tags out to Lucifer...
Lucifer and Doomsday whip Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Johnny Psychotic with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Johnny Psychotic hits them with a double clothesline...
The crowd is cheering on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Johnny Psychotic puts Lucifer in an armbar submission...
Lucifer is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lucifer grabs the ropes after being locked up for 11 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Lucifer gets a chokehold on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree warns Lucifer to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Lucifer nails Johnny Psychotic with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer complains about a slow count...
Lucifer takes Johnny Psychotic down with a diving headbutt...
Lucifer further incites the crowd...
Lucifer whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a knife-edge chop on Johnny Psychotic...
Lucifer hits Johnny Psychotic with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
Lucifer hits a vertical suplex on Johnny Psychotic...
Numerous fans are using Lucifer for target practice...
Lucifer uses a thrust to the throat on Johnny Psychotic...
Lucifer uses a flying clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lucifer goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Johnny Psychotic ducks out of the way...
Johnny Psychotic tags out to Damian Payne...
Doomsday enters the ring and throws Johnny Psychotic out of the ring...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a flying shoulderblock on Damian Payne...
The cheers for Lucifer are drowning out the boos...
Lucifer goes for a running powerslam, but Damian Payne counters it with an inside cradle...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne executes a power bomb on Lucifer...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Lucifer throws him to the mat...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Johnny Psychotic enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Lucifer takes Damian Payne down with a clothesline...
Doomsday executes a full nelson faceslam on Damian Payne...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
Doomsday and Lucifer hit Damian Payne with a double clothesline...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday uses an Irish whip into the turnbuckle on Damian Payne...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday catches Damian Payne in a bearhug...
Damian Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Doomsday lets go after 14 seconds...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
Doomsday acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Damian Payne punches Doomsday...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Doomsday hits Damian Payne...
Doomsday is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Damian Payne chops Doomsday...
Damian Payne seemingly enjoys the boos...
Doomsday and Lucifer hit Damian Payne with a double clothesline...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday uses an Irish whip into the turnbuckle on Damian Payne...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday catches Damian Payne in a bearhug...
Damian Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Doomsday lets go after 14 seconds...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
Doomsday acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Damian Payne punches Doomsday...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Doomsday hits Damian Payne...
Doomsday is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Damian Payne chops Doomsday...
Damian Payne seemingly enjoys the boos...
Damian Payne hits Doomsday...
The cheers for Damian Payne are drowning out the boos...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday goes for a backbreaker, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne takes Doomsday down with a full nelson faceslam...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Doomsday...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Damian Payne tags out to Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic locks Doomsday in a sleeperhold...
Doomsday is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Doomsday is struggling to reach the ropes...
Doomsday is inching his way towards the ropes...
Doomsday grabs the ropes after holding out for 18 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic executes a neckbreaker drop on Doomsday...
The crowd is behind Johnny Psychotic all the way...
Johnny Psychotic locks Doomsday in a crucifix armbar...
Doomsday breaks the hold after 15 seconds...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Doomsday with a kick...
Johnny Psychotic takes Doomsday down with a tiger suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic puts Doomsday in a rolling takedown leglock...
Doomsday makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a European uppercut, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Doomsday and Johnny Psychotic get hit with a double clothesline...
Doomsday locks Johnny Psychotic in the torture rack...
Johnny Psychotic tries to escape the hold...
Johnny Psychotic tries to fight the pain...
Doomsday lets go after 32 seconds...
Doomsday executes a powerbomb on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Doomsday goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic punches Doomsday...
Johnny Psychotic chops Doomsday...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic nails Doomsday with a fisherman suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic tags out to Damian Payne...
Damian Payne hits a jumping DDT on Doomsday...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Johnny Psychotic enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Johnny Psychotic uses a neckbreaker drop on Doomsday...
The crowd is giving Johnny Psychotic a standing ovation...
Damian Payne uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Doomsday...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Johnny Psychotic leaves the ring...
Damian Payne throws Doomsday into the turnbuckle...
Damian Payne runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Doomsday...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Damian Payne kicks Doomsday...
Doomsday punches Damian Payne...
The cheers for Doomsday are drowning out the boos...
Damian Payne chops Doomsday...
The crowd is wildly cheering Damian Payne with only a few scattered boos audible...
Doomsday punches Damian Payne...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Doomsday...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
The cheers for Doomsday are drowning out the boos...
Damian Payne punches Doomsday...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Damian Payne whips Doomsday into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Damian Payne with a clothesline...
Damian Payne falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, Damian Payne reenters the ring...
Doomsday goes for an irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Damian Payne counters it with a short lariat...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Damian Payne whips Doomsday into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Damian Payne with a clothesline...
Doomsday tags out to Lucifer...
Doomsday uses a clothesline on Damian Payne...
Lucifer nails Damian Payne with a cobra clutch slam...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Lucifer uses an overhead belly to belly suplex on Damian Payne...
Lucifer goes for a release German suplex, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbowsmash...
Damian Payne whips Lucifer into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Lucifer with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne takes Lucifer down with a Northern Lights suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Lucifer counters it with a DDT...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer nails Damian Payne with a full nelson slam...
Lucifer locks Damian Payne in a chokehold...
Perry Crabtree warns Lucifer to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Lucifer goes for a pumphandle slam, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Lucifer counters it with a jawbreaker...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer goes for a Samoan Drop, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbowsmash...
Johnny Psychotic enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Damian Payne and Johnny Psychotic whip Lucifer into the ropes...
Damian Payne takes Lucifer down with a Northern Lights suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Lucifer counters it with a DDT...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer nails Damian Payne with a full nelson slam...
Lucifer locks Damian Payne in a chokehold...
Perry Crabtree warns Lucifer to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Lucifer goes for a pumphandle slam, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Lucifer counters it with a jawbreaker...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer goes for a Samoan Drop, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbowsmash...
Johnny Psychotic enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Damian Payne and Johnny Psychotic whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Lucifer with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic leaves the ring...
Lucifer takes Damian Payne down with a sidewalk slam...
Lucifer takes Damian Payne down with a knife-edge chop...
Lucifer executes a powerslam on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Lucifer executes the End is Near on Damian Payne...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Lucifer goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Johnny Psychotic makes the save...
Damian Payne sends Lucifer into the turnbuckle...
Damian Payne goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Lucifer counters it with a facerake...
Lucifer goes for a thrust to the throat, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne nails Lucifer with a piledriver...
Damian Payne goes for a dragon suplex, but Lucifer counters it with a go-behind...
Lucifer uses a running knee lift on Damian Payne...
Lucifer uses an avalanche in the corner on Damian Payne...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer goes for a backbreaker, but Damian Payne counters it with a facerake...
Damian Payne throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Lucifer reenters the ring...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Lucifer throws him off...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a clothesline on Damian Payne...
Lucifer executes a knife-edge chop on Damian Payne...
Lucifer hits Damian Payne...
Lucifer kicks Damian Payne...
Damian Payne punches Lucifer...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Lucifer chops Damian Payne...
Damian Payne chops Lucifer...
The crowd is wildly cheering Damian Payne with only a few scattered boos audible...
Damian Payne kicks Lucifer...
Lucifer hits Damian Payne...
Lucifer hits Damian Payne...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday and Lucifer hit Damian Payne with a double clothesline...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday goes for a choke slam, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Doomsday...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne hits Doomsday with a full nelson faceslam...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Doomsday with a kick...
Damian Payne goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday nails Damian Payne with a choke slam...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne takes Doomsday down with a jumping DDT...
The crowd is wildly cheering Damian Payne with only a few scattered boos audible...
Damian Payne suddenly rolls out under the bottom rope...
He returns with a frying pan...
Damian Payne takes a swing at Doomsday with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way...
Doomsday snatches the frying pan from him...
Doomsday hits him with the frying pan...
Doomsday hits a full nelson slam on Damian Payne...
Doomsday puts Damian Payne in a full nelson...
Damian Payne tries to fight the pain...
Damian Payne submits after 12 seconds...
The cheers for Doomsday are drowning out the boos...
TM: Wow – the boss tried to take things to the extreme with a frying pan but it backfired on him...
[Payne rolls to the outside...]
JT: He was knocked giddy with that fring pan and had little choice but to submit to that full nelson...
SJD: The winners of the match... Satan’s Disciples!
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Winners: Satan Disciples
Time of match: 0:16:10
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face! Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Ringside:
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Cue: "Can't Get the Best of Me" by Cypress Hill
[Neil Bonser climbs between the ropes deliberately and with purpose... He carries a black, velvet bag... Inside of it unseen yet is the *NEW* IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship... Bonser walks to the center of the ring and is handed a microphone... Crowd pops and begins chanting I-X-W-A, I-X-W-A repeatedly... Bonser smiles and pumps his fist in time with the chant and crowd explodes with thunderous approval...]
BONSER: Thank you that...
[Crowd Pops]
BONSER: Ladies and Gentlemen when I re-opened IXWA's doors a few months back, I knew I wanted to make some changes... The rebranding of the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship to the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship was one of the first I thought of... Not saying I came to that decision lightly... The Extreme Warrior Title has been the symbol of excellence over the years... Our past Champions have represented it and the company with class and dignity, providing IXWA its' sterling reputation over the years... Still we are entering new partnerships, with new Alliances and to keep up with the ever changing landscape of Professional Wrestling, I knew the time had come... So Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to present for the first time ever the IXWA... GLOBAL... HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPIONSHIP!
[Crowd Explodes as the bag is removed]
BONSER: The finest title for the finest promotion and the finest fans... So Ladies and Gentlemen permit to summon this new Title to our new Champion...
[The crowd shift gears in an instant and begins booing... Neil holds up his and tries to quiet them... He gives a solitary laugh and smiles...]
BONSER: No matter what you think of him people he has earned the right people... Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you our FIRST IXWA GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... "HOT COMMODITY" CHARLIE KLINE!
[The camera cuts to the rampway as "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Charlie Kline steps out in a finely tailored suit... His Black shoes gleam in the house lights... He smiles big as he enters the rampway to the chorus of boos... He opens his arm, grinning like the cat that ate the canary inviting the hate... The crowd gives him what he asks for... He quickly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring... He walks to the center of the ring and shakes hands with CEO Neil Bonser... The two share some words... Bonser leans in and whispers something into Kline's ear... Kline smiles and laughs... Neil pats him on the back... The boos reigning down throughout it all...]
BONSER: Charlie you have been quite the competitor for IXWA... Your rise through the ranks in this company has been meteoric... What I love about it is it proves there is no such thing as a glass ceiling here in the IXWA... Opportunities abound and if you can make the most of it, you truly will be rewarded... In that spirit Charlie Kline, here is your IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship!
[Bonser hands the Title over to a chorus of boos... Kline affixes it around his waist and smiles... Raising a solitary arm in triumph... Bonser shakes his hand again and yields the center of the ring to the Champion... Clapping along with a smattering of others... ]
KLINE: Thank you Mr... Bonser... You know when I came into the IXWA it was for one solitary purpose... To be globally recognized as the best... To make my way through the ranks to be standing here for a moment just like this... In a relatively short time, I have held 3 of the 4 major championships of this company and surrendered two of them without having been beaten... I have showed you mongrels time and again I AM THE BEST! I BELONG RIGHT HERE!
[Kline Points down as the Boos wash over him]
KLINE: With all of this ceremony in mind and what Mr... Bonser said about change... I think it is a time for a change for myself as well... When I adopted the moniker "Hot Commodity" it was appropriate for that time... I was a highly pursued free agent when I came to IXWA... Several companies wanted to sign me and I didn't make it easy for anyone to sign me...
[Kline raises his eyebrows and looks at CEO Neil Bonser... His miles and nods his head... He mouths the words "It's True..." Boos upon boos]
KLINE: Still IXWA was exactly what I was looking for so the name went on the dotted line... Ever since that day all I have done is strive and fought to be the BEST this company has to offer... My success proves that I was the "Hot Commodity", indeed... Thing about "Hot Commodities" are they cool off... They fade and settle down to become just another stock... Or something else happens to them... They become industry leaders and determine where the market goes for the rest of eternity... THAT is EXACTLY what I am going to do for the IXWA... So today is the last day you will see "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline standing in the ring...
[Crowd pops huge]
KLINE: From this day forward I am "The Gold Standard" Charlie Kline... I am the man which all other Superstars, Champions and Greatness itself is measured...
[Thunderous boos... Kline hands the microphone back to Bonser...]
Bonser: And quite rightly so... Now whilst the main event is taking place I’d like to run an idea past you regarding the Quest for the Best show in June...
[Kline smiles as he pats the Global Heavyweight Championship belt...]
Bonser: Before I go though I have some words for Mike Jamison... I saw what you said earlier... Damian Payne did too ad he’s really not very happy abut your disrespect for him... And he asked me to give you a message... He said to tell you that regardless of whether you win the Television Championship tonight – he wants a match with you next week...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Bonser: He also demanded that it be a match from the Rough Diamond Roulette wheel... So – I span the wheel just before I cane out here and I am more than happy to announce that in 2 weeks time, Jamison – you will be face to face with “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne in A STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!
[With that Bonser throws the microphone out of the ring to Joey Diamond as both he and Charlie Kline leave the ring...]
TM: Wow! Huge match set up for our next show!
JT: Indeed... I shouldn’t imagine Jamison will be too pleased though...
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Backstage:
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[We cut to the scene in a corridor backstage in front of a door with a sign on it which makes it clear that it is the locker room of Mike Jamison... Loud sounds of banging and obscenities can be heard coming from inside as Jamison reacts to the news...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Oooer - and he still has yet to compete in the main event... I wouldn’t want to be Dylan Black right now...
JT: We'll be right back after our last commercial break!
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for our main event of the evening... The IXWA Television Champion is on the line and Mike Jamison has to be really angry at the bombshell that Neil Bonser just dropped about his next match on May 27...
JT: Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the PA system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches the side of the ring... He scowls and slams his hands onto the side of the ring and glares at the crowd...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start...]
Cue: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage
SJD: His opponent... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 225 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... This is "The Reject"... This is Dylaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaack!
[A huge pop hits the arena as Dylan Black comes out from behind the curtain and gives a huge shout to the crowd stating that he is here to fight... He unclips the championship belt from around his waist and holds it high above his head... He takes little time as he makes his way to and in to the ring as the fans throw streamers at him as he waits for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***
IXWA Television Championship:
"The Natural" Mike Jamison Vs "The Reject" Dylan Black
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mike Jamison hits a bulldog on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison uses a frog splash on Dylan Black...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison puts Dylan Black in a figure-four leglock on the post...
Dylan Black grabs the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with an Irish whip into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits a neckbreaker drop on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a clothesline...
Dylan Black falls out of the ring...
Mike Jamison goes through the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits a series of punches to the stomach on Dylan Black...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Mike Jamison climbs back into the ring...
Dylan Black rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Mike Jamison executes a short clothesline on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with the Michinoku Driver...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison goes for a short clothesline, but Dylan Black counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black goes for a backbreaker, but Mike Jamison counters it with a facerake...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison gets a boot choke on Dylan Black...
Perry Crabtree warns Mike Jamison to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Dylan Black breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Dylan Black goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison executes an enzuigiri on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
The crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
A small "Dylan Black" chant is being started...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
The crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black executes a backdrop on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes, but Mike Jamison reverses it...
Dylan Black misses with a kick...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a backdrop...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison executes a Samoan Drop on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison executes a series of punches to the stomach on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison goes for belly to belly suplex, but Dylan Black counters it with a kneelift...
Dylan Black goes for a flying axhandle, but Mike Jamison counters it with a punch...
Mike Jamison executes the Michinoku Driver on Dylan Black...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison executes a series of kicks to the chest on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison gets a figure-four leglock on the post on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black goes for a bulldog, but Mike Jamison counters it with a low blow...
[The scene cuts to the ringside area where none other than Damian Payne rolls out from under the ring...]
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!
TM: What the heck?
JT: It’s Damian Payne! He’s been under the ring during the match...
TM: Probably since the end of his match earlier...
JT: And whilst Bonser and Kline were out here!
TM: I don’t think Mike Jamison has spotted him yet...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a T-Bone Suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Damian Payne breaks the pin...
[Damian Payne just dragged Perry Crabtree out of the ring... Crabtree scrambles too his feet – gives an inquisitive look to Payne and then signals to the time-keeper...]
[DING! DING! DING!]
TM: Perry Crabtree is talking to Joey Diamond...
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen... The senior referee of the IXWA – Perry Crabtree has just informed me that Dylan Black has been disqualified... Therefore the winner of the match is Mike Jamison!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SJD: However the rules of the IXWA state that a Championship cannot change hands on a disqualification – so, still the IXWA Television Champion --- Dylaaaaaaan Black!
[Mike Jamison is incensed and slides out of the ring to ringside and immediately starts to brawl with Damian Payne...]
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Winner (by DQ): Mike Jamison
Time of match: 0:12:10
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TM: Folks – we are clean out of time... And things in the IXWA keep getting crazier...
JT: I’m really surprised Roman Anderson didn’t show up though...
© IXWA Productions 2016
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Mike Gionet floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Clayton Hawke, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Slamma-Jamma and then gets to his feet and JRG rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Ric Beauty seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, Beauty suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Kelly Kloss leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Lady Fantasy!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Ric Beauty pulls JRG up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Clayton Hawke holds The Great Kazama up! Ric Beauty punched Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Beauty went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ric Beauty and Clayton Hawke are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Beauty with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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TM: We’re here in the Citizens Business Bank Arena in Ontario, California and the old wrestling adage that any given wrestling event has a line-up that is subject to change could never be more appropriate than it is tonight...
JT: True... Don’t worry – we’re not going to start changing championship matches around again... Hate to put people’s noses out of joint two shows in a row...
TM: Indeed not... Having said that – IXWA CEO Neil Bonser has taken the decision to scrap the Bad Ass Babe Scramble match because only one of the participants has shown up today and that’s Lady Fantasy...
JT: We do have replacement action though which we will let you know about momentarily...
TM: Before that though – the #1 contender for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship, Kelly Kloss has been home to Wales in the United Kingdom recently and had these comments to make about her match tonight against Alice Harris...
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XtremeTron:
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[We open to Kelly Kloss at home in Port Issac... She walks around a tight winding road as we hear the screech of seagulls over head...]
Kelly Kloss: You like this? Its home... Port Issac... The home of TV shows like Doc Martin among various films and one home to myself... CWF and IXWA star Kelly Kloss... Possibly future Bad Ass Babe champion... Maybe?
[Suddenly a dark haired girl approaches Kelly...]
Girl: Kloss? Kelly? That you? Remember me?
Kelly Kloss: I vaguely do... Victoria?
Victoria: It is so great seeing you again!
Kelly Kloss: Same here... With our various schedules, it gets hard for us to get the chance to talk much less actually see each other... So, when I got working the states for CWF and IXWA I rarely return home... So, how is everything? How is Fred?
Victoria: He's great... We’re expecting actually...
Kelly Kloss: Congrats! I was shooting this little thing for IXWA - I actually made my dream come true of working for them?
Victoria: I am so proud of you love! I always knew your dreams would take off... What about you? Any special man in your life yet?
Kelly Kloss: None now, I am very much terminally single for the time being...
[The two women walk along the cobble road as we see a breathtaking scene of the sea rising up high...]
Victoria: Love will come to you doll just as you are now tasting success...
Kelly Kloss: It's been a blur... I return to the CWF and next thing I knew, I was being crowned the CWF tag team champion... It was almost like a dream and so overwhelming! I almost thought that I would faint! Now I set out to accomplish another dream of mine... The IXWA bad ass babe championship! There's so much talent in this federation... I mean, I've been in some great wrestling organizations before but none with such a great assemblage of talented wrestlers... It's almost intimidating and just like a dream... It's hard to believe that little Kelly Kloss the curly haired spit fire is now the new IT girl of women’s wrestling? Sometimes I have to pinch myself to make sure this is actually reality! In fact, my first match is in a few days...
Victoria: You'll do fine, Kelly... I have complete and utter faith in you... Besides, if you weren't talented, the IXWA wouldn't have signed you in the first place, right?
Kelly Kloss: I suppose...
Victoria: So, who's the unlucky opponent?
Kelly Kloss: It's against Alice Harris the so called "Dirty Little Thing"... I've never heard of her before but, from what I've seen, she's rather arrogant with a disregard for the rules... And, if her interviews are any indication, she's also pretty mean and ruthless!
Victoria: You just be careful, okay? Someone like that can be a very dangerous opponent, especially for someone like you... It's no secret that you are all about honor and fair play... But, facing someone like that, maybe you need to change your ideals a bit...
Kelly Kloss: That is completely out of the question! I have too much respect and pride in myself and my abilities to resort to cheap tricks and dirty tactics! Besides, I would never lower myself to the standards of any rule breaker...
Victoria: I know but sometimes it helps to fight fire with fire...
Kelly Kloss: I have never taken short cuts in my career and I won't start now! There are always other ways to combat such tactics without taking that route as well... I just think too highly of myself to do something so - cheap... Besides, what would the fans think? When I beat Harris it will be with my natural skill and ability...
Victoria: Fine... I can see that you aren't going to change your mind... I'm just telling you, that it's getting rough out there and you're dealing with people that don't just want to win a match... Some of them are out to end your career... Things aren't just black and white any more... Sometimes you have to beat them at their own game...
Kelly Kloss: I appreciate the advice but it just isn't for me...
Victoria: I understand... Good luck, I'm sure that you can take her! I'm pretty sure that you can take everybody!
Kelly Kloss: Well, I am confident in my abilities...
Victoria: As you should be!
[With that, Victoria grabs some of Kelly's hair and tugs it and laughs...]
Kelly Kloss: Not the hair! Anything but the hair! Those are my curls of doom!
[The two young women giggle as the scene fades to black...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back and we’re ready for our first replacement match tonight... We’ve had a whole bunch of new signings here in the IXWA... Including three guys that are making their collective debuts right now...
JT: Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a six man elimination match... Introducing first - already in the ring - at a total combined weight of 619 pounds... Crimson Mask and Rey Phantasmo of Masked Confusion and their partner - The Great Kazama...
[The masked trio stretch against the ropes...]
SJD: Their opponents...
Cue: "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?" by A Day to Remember
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 174lbs... He is Ryaaaaaaan Keeeeeeys!
[Ryan walks in loving the reaction from the crowd, he smirks while walking to the stage, raising the hem of his shirt to show off to the camera... He slides through the bottom ropes and jumps to a corner turnbuckle (right), where he tears his tank top off to get ready for the match...]
SJD: His partner...
Cue: "Me Without You" by TobyMac
SJD: Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 245lbs... He is Jaaaaames Farrell!
[Farrell wanders down to the ring and climbs the ring steps before entering the ring...]
SJD: Their partner...
[A man runs out onto the entrance ramp closely followed by a woman...]
SJD: Accompanied by Lindsay Adams and hailing from Atlantic City, New Jersey and weighing in at 220lbs he is "The X Core Soldier" Subway!
[Subway runs down to the ring with Lindsay Adams following close behind him... He slaps hands with the fans and then slides under the ropes... He then extends his arms once
inside the ring and then crosses them across his chest - forming a giant X...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Masked Confusion & The Great Kazama
Vs
Ryan Keys, James Farrell & Subway
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Ryan Keys uses a Northern Lights suplex on The Great Kazama...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, kickout...
Ryan Keys goes for a spin kick, but The Great Kazama ducks out of the way...
The Great Kazama nails Ryan Keys with a backdrop...
The Great Kazama takes Ryan Keys down with a ropeflip hiptoss...
The Great Kazama executes an enzuigiri on Ryan Keys...
The Great Kazama hits Ryan Keys with a superkick...
The Great Kazama executes a springboard legdrop on Ryan Keys...
The Great Kazama is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
The Great Kazama tags out to Crimson Mask...
Subway enters the ring and lays out The Great Kazama...
A fan at ringside badmouths Subway...
Ryan Keys and Subway whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double backdrop...
Subway leaves the ring...
Ryan Keys hits spinning headscissors on Crimson Mask...
Ryan Keys tags out to Subway...
The Great Kazama enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Subway and Ryan Keys whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double fist to the midsection...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
Subway locks Crimson Mask in an armlock hammerlock submission...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson checks Crimson Mask's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up !
Crimson Mask fights his way out of the hold after 18 seconds...
Crimson Mask whips Subway into the ropes...
Subway misses with a clothesline...
Crimson Mask uses a choke slam on Subway...
Rey Phantasmo enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Crimson Mask and Rey Phantasmo whip Subway into the ropes...
They hit Subway with a double kick to the midsection...
Rey Phantasmo leaves the ring...
Crimson Mask takes Subway down with a springboard bulldog...
Rey Phantasmo enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Crimson Mask and Rey Phantasmo whip Subway into the ropes...
They hit Subway with a double kick to the midsection...
Rey Phantasmo leaves the ring...
Crimson Mask leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Crimson Mask sets up the chair...
Crimson Mask hits Subway with a backdrop driver onto the chair...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
Crimson Mask tags out to Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo nails Subway with a bodyslam...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a corkscrew elbowdrop, but Subway rolls out of the way...
Subway seemingly enjoys the boos...
Subway uses an over-the-shoulder belly-to-back piledriver on Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Subway...
Subway tags out to James Farrell...
James Farrell uses a top-rope senton on Rey Phantasmo...
There are lots of chants for James Farrell...
Subway enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
James Farrell and Subway whip Rey Phantasmo into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Rey Phantasmo with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Rey Phantasmo hits them with a double clothesline...
Subway leaves the ring...
Rey Phantasmo hits James Farrell with a DDT...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Rey Phantasmo is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo uses a corkscrew elbowdrop on James Farrell...
Rey Phantasmo is going for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Rey Phantasmo uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on James Farrell...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo executes a superkick on James Farrell...
Rey Phantasmo throws James Farrell out of the ring...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a Moonsault Plancha, but James Farrell
moves out of the way...
Rey Phantasmo is out cold...
The crowd is really behind James Farrell...
James Farrell hits Rey Phantasmo with a series of headbutts...
James Farrell gets back into the ring...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 5
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 6
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 7
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 8
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 9
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 10
Rey Phantasmo is counted out...
SJD: Rey Phantasmo has been eliminated!
They lock up...
James Farrell goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Great Kazama counters it with a punch...
The Great Kazama goes for a side suplex, but James Farrell blocks it...
Ryan Keys enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double clothesline...
Crimson Mask enters the ring, but gets cut off...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double kick to the midsection...
Crimson Mask gets back up, but gets cut off...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double kick to the midsection...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell executes a head and arm suplex on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is really behind James Farrell...
James Farrell hits an inverted atomic drop on The Great Kazama...
James Farrell tags out to Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys and James Farrell whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double kick to the midsection...
Crimson Mask enters the ring and lays out James Farrell...
The Great Kazama and Crimson Mask hit Ryan Keys with a double dropkick...
Crimson Mask leaves the ring...
The Great Kazama goes for an Asai moonsault, but Ryan Keys side-steps and The Great Kazama crashes to the canvas...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Ryan Keys runs into the ropes and springs off the chair...
Ryan Keys goes for a flying huracanrana, but The Great Kazama side-steps and Ryan Keys crashes to the canvas...
The crowd is really behind The Great Kazama...
The Great Kazama is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
The Great Kazama uses a cartwheel kick on Ryan Keys...
The Great Kazama tags out to Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask and The Great Kazama whip Ryan Keys into the ropes...
Crimson Mask and The Great Kazama hit Ryan Keys with a double dropkick...
The Great Kazama leaves the ring...
Crimson Mask hits an inverted power bomb on Ryan Keys...
There are lots of chants for Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask executes a dragon suplex on Ryan Keys...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask goes for a waistlock suplex, but Ryan Keys counters it with a go-behind...
Ryan Keys executes a sleeperhold reverse mat slam on Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask sits up...
There are lots of chants for Crimson Mask...
Ryan Keys throws Crimson Mask into the turnbuckle, but Crimson Mask reverses it...
Crimson Mask runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Ryan Keys lifts his knee...
Ryan Keys whips Crimson Mask into the ropes, but Crimson Mask reverses it...
Crimson Mask misses with a shoulderblock...
Ryan Keys hits Crimson Mask with a clothesline...
Ryan Keys executes a moonsault bodyblock on Crimson Mask...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Ryan Keys nails Crimson Mask with a release German suplex...
There are lots of chants for Ryan Keys...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is really behind Crimson Mask...
Ryan Keys tags out to James Farrell...
The Great Kazama enters the ring, but gets cut off...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double clothesline...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double fist to the midsection...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell uses a head and arm suplex on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell goes for a slingshot suplex, but Crimson Mask blocks it...
Crimson Mask goes for an overhead head and arm suplex, but James Farrell counters it with a Victory Roll...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Farrell places Crimson Mask on the turnbuckle...
James Farrell hits a belly-to-belly superplex on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell has the crowd going wild...
James Farrell kicks Crimson Mask...
James Farrell hits Crimson Mask...
James Farrell punches Crimson Mask...
The crowd is going crazy...
James Farrell nails Crimson Mask with a vertical suplex...
James Farrell kicks Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask punches James Farrell...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell...
Crimson Mask goes for a waistlock suplex, but James Farrell counters it with a go-behind...
James Farrell hits a head and arm suplex on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell takes Crimson Mask down with a backbreaker...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
James Farrell hits Crimson Mask with a shoulderblock...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is really behind Crimson Mask...
James Farrell sends Crimson Mask into the turnbuckle...
James Farrell punches Crimson Mask...
The chants for James Farrell are deafening...
James Farrell hits Crimson Mask...
Ryan Keys enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip Crimson Mask into the ropes...
They hit Crimson Mask with a double backdrop...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
James Farrell goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Crimson Mask blocks it...
Crimson Mask hits a big boot on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask tags out to The Great Kazama...
Ryan Keys enters the ring and lays out Crimson Mask...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double clothesline...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell places The Great Kazama on the turnbuckle...
James Farrell executes a belly-to-back superplex on The Great Kazama...
James Farrell hits a cradle piledriver on The Great Kazama...
The crowd is behind James Farrell all the way...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama misses with a clothesline...
James Farrell hits The Great Kazama with a shoulderblock...
James Farrell takes The Great Kazama down with a piledriver...
The crowd is behind James Farrell all the way...
Ryan Keys enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
James Farrell and Ryan Keys whip The Great Kazama into the ropes...
They hit The Great Kazama with a double backdrop...
Ryan Keys leaves the ring...
James Farrell nails The Great Kazama with a backbreaker...
The chants for James Farrell are deafening...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
The Great Kazama hits James Farrell with a clothesline...
James Farrell falls out of the ring...
The Great Kazama goes for a Moonsault Plancha, but James Farrell moves out of the way...
The Great Kazama is out cold...
The crowd is behind James Farrell all the way...
James Farrell goes for the Boston Massacre, but The Great Kazama blocks it...
James Farrell nails The Great Kazama with a backdrop...
James Farrell throws The Great Kazama back into the ring...
James Farrell whips The Great Kazama into the ropes...
James Farrell executes the Boston Massacre on The Great Kazama...
The chants for James Farrell are deafening...
James Farrell goes for the pin...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
SJD: The Great Kazama has been eliminated...
They lock up...
Crimson Mask goes for a back elbow, but James Farrell ducks out of the way...
James Farrell hits Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell...
There are lots of chants for Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell...
Crimson Mask uses an uppercut on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask uses a Yakuza kick on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask gets an abdominal stretch on James Farrell...
James Farrell manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds...
Crimson Mask puts James Farrell in the torture rack...
James Farrell is valiantly trying to break the hold...
James Farrell tries to escape the hold...
Crimson Mask lets go after 25 seconds...
Crimson Mask catches James Farrell in an abdominal stretch...
James Farrell reaches the ropes after 6 seconds...
Crimson Mask nails James Farrell with a springboard shoulderblock...
Crimson Mask attempts to place James Farrell on the turnbuckle, but
James Farrell blocks it...
Crimson Mask uses an uppercut on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask executes a back suplex on James Farrell...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Crimson Mask leaves the ring...
He returns with a chair...
Crimson Mask takes the chair...
Crimson Mask nails James Farrell with running legdrop with the chair...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask whips James Farrell into the ropes, but James Farrell reverses it...
Crimson Mask misses with a clothesline...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell with a kick...
Crimson Mask locks James Farrell in an armlock hammerlock submission...
James Farrell makes it to the ropes after 5 seconds...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell with a Big Leg Drop...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Crimson Mask...
Crimson Mask is going for the cover...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask goes for an overhead head and arm suplex, but James Farrell counters it with a Victory Roll...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, in the ropes...
James Farrell goes for a back suplex, but Crimson Mask flips over...
Crimson Mask hits a dropkick on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask places James Farrell on the turnbuckle...
Crimson Mask catches James Farrell totally by surprise...
The crowd is giving Crimson Mask a standing ovation...
Crimson Mask executes the Crimson Special on James Farrell...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Crimson Mask executes an electric chair suplex on James Farrell...
The crowd is giving Crimson Mask a standing ovation...
Crimson Mask takes James Farrell down with a dropkick...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson removes the chair from the ring...
Crimson Mask runs into the ropes...
James Farrell misses with a kick...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell with a clothesline...
Crimson Mask covers James Farrell...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Crimson Mask uses a back elbow on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask executes a back heel kick on James Farrell...
Crimson Mask runs into the ropes...
James Farrell misses with a clothesline...
Crimson Mask goes for a clothesline, but James Farrell counters it with a hiptoss...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
James Farrell hits a head and arm suplex on Crimson Mask...
The crowd erupts...
James Farrell runs into the ropes...
Crimson Mask hits James Farrell with a clothesline...
James Farrell falls out of the ring...
Crimson Mask goes outside...
Crimson Mask climbs back into the ring...
James Farrell climbs back into the ring...
Crimson Mask runs into the ropes...
James Farrell goes for a hiptoss, but Crimson Mask reverses it...
Crimson Mask nails James Farrell with a flying legdrop...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, kickout...
Crimson Mask goes for a snap suplex, but James Farrell blocks it...
James Farrell uses a backbreaker on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell uses a drop toe hold on Crimson Mask...
James Farrell uses an electric chair suplex on Crimson Mask...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Crimson Mask sits up...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Crimson Mask...
James Farrell whips Crimson Mask into the ropes...
Crimson Mask takes James Farrell down with a back heel kick...
Crimson Mask throws James Farrell out of the ring...
Crimson Mask jumps onto him with a running over the post somersault plancha...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Crimson Mask shoves James Farrell into the guardrail...
Crimson Mask hits a Yakuza kick on James Farrell...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 1...
Crimson Mask executes a clothesline on James Farrell...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 2...
Crimson Mask knocks James Farrell into the ringsteps...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 3...
Crimson Mask shoves James Farrell into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 4...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 5...
Crimson Mask nails James Farrell with a big boot...
Crimson Mask sets up a table...
Crimson Mask sets up James Farrell on the table...
Crimson Mask tries to drive James Farrell through the table with a concrete buster, but he blocks it...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 6...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 7...
James Farrell knocks Crimson Mask into the ringsteps...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for James Farrell...
James Farrell whips Crimson Mask into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 8...
James Farrell executes the Boston Massacre on Crimson Mask on the concrete floor...
James Farrell throws Crimson Mask into the guardrail...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: 9...
James Farrell reenters the ring...
Crimson Mask rolls back in under the bottom rope...
James Farrell hits a tiger suplex on Crimson Mask...
"Sledgehammer" Steve Anderson counts: One, two, three...
SJD: Crimson Mask has been eliminated... The winners of the match – “The X Core Soldier” Subway, Ryan Keys and James Farrell!
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Survivors: Ryan Keys, Subway, James Farrell
Time of match: 0:19:15
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TM: Impressive debuts for those lads... I can see some promising futures in the IXWA...
JT: Time will tell man... It normally does...
TM: Right now though – apparently we have words from the man who feels that he was robbed at the last show... The man who couldn’t get the job done and win the IXWA Television Championship...
JT: Mike Jamison?
TM: Yup!
JT: Oooh good – I like him!
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Backstage:
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[Cameras show Mike Jamison taping his wrists in the locker room before the show... He's sporting a pissed off demeanor after being screwed out of the Television Championship by Neil Bonser... A few wrestlers are talking to him about how he got robbed last show when the McGraff sisters walk up looking for an interview...]
McGraff Sister:[in unison] Can we get a few words before tonight?
[Mike looks up and shakes his head side to side trying not to explode on them verbally...]
Jamison: Listen I can't deal with this twin [Censored]... Your both so god damn ugly so one of you leave and the other do this interview because I'm about to get sick looking at both you hideous hoodrats...
[Kimberly and Mandy look at each other then word some things to each other before Kimberly leaves...]
Jamison:[waving bye sarcastically] Good girl - go blow one of those big wig promoters... We all know Neil and Damian need their ego stroked...
[Mandy looks on knowing not to say a word because she might get a verbal beat down next since she's ugly and slept her way into this job and everyone knows it...]
Jamison: Now what do you want, I got a lot on my mind about how I'm going to overcome whatever is going to be thrown in front of me next to get that Television title... I wouldn't be shocked if he had me fight the entire company just to get a title match against his new "chosen" champion... So what do you want to hear?
Mandy: Well - I was going to ask you to fill us in on what happened last week and how you feel?
Jamison: [laughing] How I feel? How do you think? I win the Television title tournament after Ric Beauty is backstage ready to go and decided in the final hour to retire, pack his bags and forfeit... That makes me the champion, but not in IXWA... Big boss Neil needed to strut down and try to get a reaction out of the crowd bringing out his new boy Dylan Black... So I get a quick count against me and screwed out of the title and the new guy gets stroked backstage by Neil...
Mandy: So do you feel he has something planned tonight for you?
Jamison: Of course, I mean do you think after last show he's gonna let me win? Come on - since day 1 he's been hating... He had that his lackey Damian Payne come interrupt my debut and try and talk tough only to disappear out of public eye after I called him out and beat the brakes off his tag partner Johnny Psychotic... I begged Damian to come to ringside I wanted to finish him off then... But he's been M...I...A since... So who knows? Maybe a Damian Payne showing tonight, some other lackeys he has or maybe some new talent he's getting help cheat to put over and try to tell you there the real deal... But I'm going to overcome all that... That's what I was doing here thinking, how to overcome all the odds stacked against me later on...
Mandy: Can you fill us in more on Dylan Black? You haven't mentioned him a lot...
Jamison: Dylan Black - guy must be a real ass wipe to align with Neil... At least get over on being a real talent not come kiss ass... Don't you realize Neil wants to be you that's why he surrounds himself with wrestlers... But back to Black, "The self proclaimed reject"... You showed the world your revolution last time by sneaking you way to a title shot via ass kissing... You're a clown, you're a symbol of the entire crowd and anyone else watching YAWN at your nonsense of "fire in my belly" bull[Censored]... I might come of a little vulgar for some but at least I kick it like it is... You sounded like the stereotypical hot topic wearing [Censored] that hangs outside the mall talking about anarchy and how everyone's a conformist... But in the end your "revolution" and you showing rejects can overcome was shown by you selling out... I don't get what you stand for and I really could give a [Censored] even if you told me... But this time around call of the dogs so they don't come save you cause I'm out for that Television title... And Neil if you and Damian want to come down be my guest... I would love nothing more that to beat the hell out of both of you... Now there's your sound bite Mandy go run back and tell the boss I said bad things about him and his friends...
[Mandy smiles with that gross face and turns to leave hurrying out of the locker room as the camera fades out...]
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Ringside:
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TM: We're back and it looks like Mike Jamison really has a bee in his bonnet about what happened a couple of weeks ago...
JT: Well - let's see if he can sort it out tonight...
TM: We'll see... Right now we have more debuts...
JT: Over to you, Joey...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first already in the ring... At a total combined weight of 485 pounds... Gary Glam... Kenny Lust... GOLDEN CANDY!!!
[The crowd cheer a little... Not much though...]
SJD: Their opponents... From Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds --- The Vegas Kid... His partner - Led to the ring by Ashley Walker and also from Las Vegas, Nevada... He weighs in at 243 pounds -- Stewie Franchize!!!
Cue: Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries"
[Vegas Kid, Walker and Franchize walk out onto the ramp and then make way down to the ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Golden Candy Vs The Vegas Kid & Shawn Franchize
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
The Vegas Kid goes for a head and arm suplex, but Gary Glam blocks it...
Gary Glam hits The Vegas Kid with a headlock takedown...
Gary Glam executes an armdrag takedown on The Vegas Kid...
Gary Glam nails The Vegas Kid with an uppercut...
Gary Glam goes for an armdrag takedown, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
The Vegas Kid hits Gary Glam with a backdrop...
The Vegas Kid goes for an abdominal stretch, but Gary Glam counters it with an elbowsmash...
Gary Glam goes for a powerslam, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
The Vegas Kid has the crowd going wild...
In turn, Gary Glam counters it with a side suplex...
The crowd is really behind Gary Glam...
Gary Glam is going for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Gary Glam takes The Vegas Kid down with a DDT...
Gary Glam tags out to Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double elbowsmash...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double clothesline...
Gary Glam leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid misses with an elbow...
The Vegas Kid hits Kenny Lust with a backdrop...
Kenny Lust falls out of the ring...
The Vegas Kid jumps onto him with a flying axhandle...
The Vegas Kid hits a dropkick on Kenny Lust...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
The Vegas Kid throws Kenny Lust into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
The Vegas Kid goes for a powerbomb, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
The Vegas Kid throws Kenny Lust into the guardrail...
The Vegas Kid reenters the ring...
Kenny Lust rolls back in under the bottom rope...
The Vegas Kid puts Kenny Lust in a Boston crab...
Kenny Lust makes it to the ropes after 6 seconds...
The Vegas Kid goes for a sleeperhold, but Kenny Lust counters it with a go-behind...
Kenny Lust executes a dropkick on The Vegas Kid...
Kenny Lust tags out to Gary Glam...
Gary Glam and Kenny Lust whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
Gary Glam and Kenny Lust hit The Vegas Kid with a double hiptoss...
Gary Glam and Kenny Lust whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double fist to the midsection...
Kenny Lust leaves the ring...
Gary Glam runs into the ropes...
Gary Glam takes The Vegas Kid down with a flying clothesline...
Gary Glam has the crowd going wild...
Kenny Lust enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Gary Glam and Kenny Lust hit The Vegas Kid with a double stomp...
Kenny Lust leaves the ring...
Gary Glam uses a snap suplex on The Vegas Kid...
Gary Glam throws The Vegas Kid into the turnbuckle...
Gary Glam charges into the corner, but The Vegas Kid moves out of the way...
The Vegas Kid tags out to Stewie Franchize...
Stewie Franchize and The Vegas Kid whip Gary Glam into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Gary Glam with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
The Vegas Kid leaves the ring...
Gary Glam throws Stewie Franchize out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, Stewie Franchize reenters the ring...
Gary Glam hits Stewie Franchize...
The crowd is really behind Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize hits Gary Glam...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Stewie Franchize hits Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize kicks Gary Glam...
The crowd is booing Stewie Franchize...
Stewie Franchize hits Gary Glam with a low blow...
Stewie Franchize executes a jab on Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize takes Gary Glam down with a front slam...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Stewie Franchize nails Gary Glam with a flying axhandle...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Stewie Franchize hits a headbutt to the groin on Gary Glam...
The Vegas Kid enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Stewie Franchize and The Vegas Kid whip Gary Glam into the ropes...
They hit Gary Glam with a double kick to the midsection...
The Vegas Kid leaves the ring...
Stewie Franchize hits a piledriver on Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize uses a front slam on Gary Glam...
Stewie Franchize runs into the ropes...
Stewie Franchize hits Gary Glam with a clothesline...
Stewie Franchize tags out to The Vegas Kid...
Stewie Franchize uses a clothesline on Gary Glam...
The Vegas Kid uses a belly-to-back suplex on Gary Glam...
The crowd is really behind The Vegas Kid...
Stewie Franchize leaves the ring...
The Vegas Kid goes for a backdrop, but Gary Glam blocks it...
Gary Glam tags out to Kenny Lust...
Gary Glam enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double elbowsmash...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
They hit The Vegas Kid with a double clothesline...
Gary Glam leaves the ring...
Kenny Lust goes for a jab, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
Stewie Franchize enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
The Vegas Kid and Stewie Franchize whip Kenny Lust into the ropes...
They hit Kenny Lust with a double elbowsmash...
Stewie Franchize leaves the ring...
The Vegas Kid nails Kenny Lust with an arm wringer...
The Vegas Kid gets a side headlock on Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust reaches the ropes after 6 seconds...
The Vegas Kid tags out to Stewie Franchize...
Stewie Franchize goes for a headbutt, but Kenny Lust blocks it...
Kenny Lust executes an inverted atomic drop on Stewie Franchize...
Kenny Lust is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Gary Glam enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Kenny Lust and Gary Glam whip Stewie Franchize into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Stewie Franchize with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Gary Glam leaves the ring...
Stewie Franchize whips Kenny Lust into the ropes...
Kenny Lust executes a flying clothesline on Stewie Franchize...
Kenny Lust nails Stewie Franchize with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Kenny Lust...
Kenny Lust hits Stewie Franchize with a stomp...
Kenny Lust executes a headlock takedown on Stewie Franchize...
Kenny Lust throws Stewie Franchize out of the ring...
Kenny Lust rolls out under the bottom rope...
Kenny Lust nails Stewie Franchize with a vertical suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Gary Glam comes over to make it two-on-one...
Gary Glam goes for a butt-bump, but Stewie Franchize ducks out of the way...
Gary Glam hits Kenny Lust...
Ashley Walker comes from behind and distracts Kenny Lust...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Stewie Franchize clears the announcers' table...
Stewie Franchize sets up Kenny Lust on the announcers' table...
Stewie Franchize executes a piledriver through the table...
The table is broken in half...
Stewie Franchize hits a right jab on Kenny Lust...
Stewie Franchize hits Kenny Lust with a right jab...
Perry Crabtree counts: 3...
Stewie Franchize hits Kenny Lust with a flying axhandle...
Stewie Franchize throws Kenny Lust into the guardrail...
Perry Crabtree counts: 4...
Stewie Franchize climbs back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: 5
Perry Crabtree counts: 6
Perry Crabtree counts: 7
Perry Crabtree counts: 8
Perry Crabtree counts: 9
Perry Crabtree counts: 10
Kenny Lust is counted out...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
SJD: The winners of the match – The Vegas Kid and Stewie Franchize!
TM: Hmm...
JT: What?
TM: Some of Vegas Kid’s moves and mannerisms looked kind of familiar...
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Winners: The Vegas Kid and Stewie Franchize
Time of match: 0:07:07
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Backstage:
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[Camera's cut to backstage and once again, we find the Badass Babe champion, Alice Harris doing... Well, Alice-like things... By now a fair number of people have realised just how volatile she is with her moods... Whether it is sultry, seductive or bubbly... To downright intimidating or unsettling, the brunette with the hot unbeaten run in the babes division and the willingness to fight the men is trying to pace a hole in the floor...]
AH: Ugh... This stupid character limit... One or two short sentences is not enough to describe exactly what I am going to do to Kelly Kloss...
[Unaware that the camera is on her, Alice continues to rant, leaving Mandy simply willing to stand there and not even ask questions...]
AH: It's so simple... She cannot see it... She is inferior to me... And damn stupid too... Such a shame her cute little feisty nature probably lead to her being dropped on her head a couple of times... Eliminations don't count as beating someone... Please -!-, you were runner up, second place... First Loser! How can that not count as beating you? I eliminated YOU to win MY title... You out, me title... Can’t you see?
[Shaking her head and ranting at her phone, Alice continues to verbalise her thoughts, something she has quite the reputation for, only this time she is a LOT more animated about it, at one point almost throwing her phone at the wall...]
AH: I just don't get it... These girls... They all try to talk a tough game when they're behind their touch screens, tablets or laptops... But when it comes to throwing down legitimately, they just cannot get anywhere near me... I mean... You'll be [Alice brings her hands up and makes air quotes] Hashtag OutKlossed... Ugh... Anyone who uses their name in a pun with a hashtag deserves to be talked about like they're someone who eats crayons!
[Alice shakes her head again, noticing someone else retweeting Kelly's statement...]
AH: Ugh! These sheep... They hang off her every word... They believe she truly is the gift to wrestling... With her lame ass catchphrases, her inability to understand what win and lose mean, her attempts to paint me as crazy for thinking I have beaten her... NEWSFLASH HON... I HAVE!!!
[The sudden shouting of Alice causes Mandy and the cameraman to shuffle backwards and gasp...]
AH: I have beaten every woman in this company apart from my partner last week... But soon her turn will come... Then I'm gonna go on, and beat every guy in this company, proving to everyone that women can do this just as good, if not better than the guys... There'll be none of this name drop hashtag BS... None of this smack talk online... It'll just be me, my luscious legs, my to die for abs, my fire, determination and skill... I don't need to make puns or use lame catchphrases... I don't need to deny things to add fuel to the fire... I just need myself and that is all that matters! I can take anyone, anywhere... I am the Badass Babe champion because I stood tall whilst all the other athletes fell to the wayside...
[Alice continues her animated monologue before she turns round, catching sight of Mandy and the camera man... Approaching them, Mandy quickly nods to the camera man and both run backwards, trying to avoid being drawn into another unsettling situation...]
AH: Heh... Even the media knows I'm the best here; they don't want to speak to me because they know I'm number one... And that cutey, little miss Kloss... She's gonna find that out the hard way... Well it'll be hard for her... For me it'll be quite fun... Especially when she finds herself on her back... Underneath me... Bodies covered in sweat...
[Alice seems lost in her thoughts with a slight seductive smile on her face before she snaps herself out of them...]
AH: Enough thinking... I have a title to defend and another win to get under my belt!
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Ringside:
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TM: We’re back from commercial and up next we have the first match in the Rough Diamond division in the IXWA...
JT: And it features the man who holds the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Championship! Over to Joey for the introductions...
SJD: This contest is a falls-count-anywhere match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first already in the ring - hailing from Parts Unknown and weighing in at 320 pounds... The Masked Terror!!! His opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Falls Count Anywhere
The Masked Terror Vs "Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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The Masked Terror attacks Brian Styles before the bell...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles into the turnbuckle, but Brian Styles reverses it...
[DING! DING! DING!]
Brian Styles charges in with a running shoulderblock...
Brian Styles nails The Masked Terror with an STO...
Brian Styles throws The Masked Terror out of the ring...
Brian Styles rolls out under the bottom rope...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Brian Styles throws The Masked Terror over the guardrail...
Brian Styles goes for a snap suplex, but The Masked Terror counters it with a small package...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror is handed the ring bell...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror chokes him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror is handed brass knuckles...
The Masked Terror hits him with the knuckles...
A small "The Masked Terror" chant is being started...
Brian Styles has been cut open...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror whips Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror goes for a diving elbow smash, but Brian Styles counters it with a faceslam...
Brian Styles shoves The Masked Terror into the guardrail...
They're brawling up the aisle...
Brian Styles goes for a knifehand chop, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
The Masked Terror hits him with the knuckles...
A small "The Masked Terror" chant is being started...
The Masked Terror uses a monkey flip on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles back into the ring...
The Masked Terror goes for the Terror Smash, but Brian Styles blocks it...
The Masked Terror executes an enzuilariato on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror uses a fist to the midsection on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror goes for a flying spinning leg lariat, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles hits an STO on The Masked Terror...
Brian Styles whips The Masked Terror into the ropes...
The Masked Terror misses with a shoulderblock...
The Masked Terror misses with a kick...
Brian Styles hits The Masked Terror with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles throws The Masked Terror out of the ring...
Brian Styles goes for a baseball slide, but The Masked Terror moves out of the way...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror is handed the ring bell...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles over the guardrail...
The Masked Terror locks Brian Styles in an abdominal stretch...
Scott Braski asks Brian Styles if he should stop the fight...
Brian Styles shakes his head...
Brian Styles is close to escaping the hold...
The Masked Terror lets go after 19 seconds...
The Masked Terror shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
They're brawling up the aisle...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror whips Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror rams him into the ring bell...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror goes for a side suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Brian Styles throws The Masked Terror over the guardrail...
Brian Styles executes a German suplex on The Masked Terror...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror gets an abdominal stretch on Brian Styles...
Brian Styles is struggling to get out of the hold...
Brian Styles is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Brian Styles is writhing in pain...
Scott Braski asks Brian Styles if he's still there...
Brian Styles nods...
Brian Styles breaks the hold after 27 seconds...
They're brawling down the aisle...
They're brawling in mid-arena...
They're brawling up the aisle...
Brian Styles shoves The Masked Terror into the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
Brian Styles hits The Masked Terror with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles is handed the ring bell...
Brian Styles hits him with the ring bell...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
Brian Styles nails The Masked Terror with a knifehand chop...
Brian Styles shoves The Masked Terror into the guardrail...
Brian Styles hits a German suplex on The Masked Terror...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles is handed brass knuckles...
Brian Styles hits him with the knuckles...
They're brawling up the aisle...
Brian Styles executes a T-Bone Suplex on The Masked Terror...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles is handed a road sign...
Brian Styles hits him with the road sign...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles hits him with a road sign...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Brian Styles hits him with the road sign...
The crowd is booing Brian Styles...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror climbs back into the ring...
Brian Styles climbs back into the ring...
The Masked Terror executes the Terror Smash on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Masked Terror hits a flying spinning leg lariat on Brian Styles...
The crowd is starting to get behind The Masked Terror...
The Masked Terror nails Brian Styles with a rolling cradle...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror puts Brian Styles in a full nelson...
Brian Styles inches his way towards the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
The Masked Terror executes an enzuilariato on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles out of the ring...
The Masked Terror goes outside...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror nails Brian Styles with a fallaway slam...
A small "The Masked Terror" chant is being started...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles over the guardrail...
The Masked Terror catches Brian Styles in a chinlock deathlock submission...
Brian Styles breaks the hold after 9 seconds...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles into the guardrail...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror shoves Brian Styles into the guardrail...
They're brawling up the aisle...
The Masked Terror whips Brian Styles into the guardrail...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles over the guardrail...
The Masked Terror executes a knee to the back on Brian Styles...
The Masked Terror whips Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror flings Brian Styles over a row of chairs...
The Masked Terror flings Brian Styles over a row of chairs...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles into the guardrail...
The Masked Terror is handed the ring bell...
The Masked Terror hits him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror chokes him with the ring bell...
The Masked Terror takes Brian Styles down with a somersault slam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The Masked Terror is handed a frying pan...
The Masked Terror hits him with the frying pan...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
Brian Styles grabs the frying pan from him...
Brian Styles hits him with the frying pan...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
Brian Styles goes for a backbreaker, but The Masked Terror blocks it...
They're brawling behind the guardrail...
The Masked Terror throws Brian Styles over the guardrail...
The Masked Terror gets back into the ring...
Brian Styles follows him back in...
Brian Styles brings the frying pan into the ring...
Brian Styles hits him with the frying pan...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles hits him with a frying pan...
Brian Styles is bleeding like a faucet...
Brian Styles executes the Pandy Plunge on The Masked Terror...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Brian Styles goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
SJD: The winner of the match – Briaaaaan Styles!
JT: A Falls Count Anywhere match that ends in the middle of the ring...
TM: Only in the IXWA, my friend... Only in the IXWA...
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Winner: Brian Styles
Time of match: 0:11:02
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Backstage:
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[Our camera crew is taken aback rather quickly as we see a leg flying into view... We pause for a few seconds as once again, that same leg is put right in front of us, this time it is a little too close for our taste... Our camera zoom back we see a young man wearing a gray t- shirt that says right on the front of it written in big green letters "Norfolk State"... The young man has on blue shorts and black boots... The young man once again throws his leg up into the air and as he does so he hits the top of the locker... We are amazed by this man's flexibility as we are quite surprise his leg can get up that high... We see that it is Omar Wilson or should we say Lightning part of this team...]
Omar Wilson: Hey... Didn't see you there... You caught me doing some stretches... Must keep myself loose, don't want to pull a hamstring...
[Omar looks around the locker room as if he missing something or should we say somebody...]
Omar Wilson: Ah, you are looking for my tag team partner... Well, sorry he is in the shower right this second... I never understood taking a shower before the match, and after one... However that is my partner for you...
[We hear the shower running...]
Omar: Hey!! Jimmie, get out here...
[We hear someone is in a hurry as they appear to be scrabbling around... Coming up fast we see another gentleman just wearing a green towel around his waist and certainly wet from head to toe... We see that it is Jimmie Guidry...]
Jimmie Guidry: What do you want man? I was taking a shower...
[Omar points to the cameras...]
Jimmie Guidry: What in the hell are they doing in here?
Omar Watson: I am going to guess to get some words on tonight tag team match against Double Entendres...
[Jimmie is looking around trying to slide out of view for a few seconds so he can grab himself a pair of shorts to throw on... But certainly the female viewers won't mind if he stays with just the towel on...]
Omar Watson: Why don't you put some clothes on? I can handle things...
[Jimmie gets out of our vision as maybe he is putting some clothes on...]
Omar Watson: Mike Hunt and Dick Ryder... Gentlemen, I am sure we can agree on something that this match will go a long way of seeing who will face Satan Disciples here soon for the tag team titles... We understand that you have seen just about every great wrestler in this business and you have been in the ring with the best... Myself and Jimmie are history buffs... We understand you spent years in a company called the ICWF...
CROWD: ICWF!! ICWF!!
Omar Watson: We know about Patrick Shade...
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omar Watson: The Shades of Red
CROWD: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omar Watson: We know about TAKE... Adam Northstar, Damian Payne, Tyler Durden, and---
[Suddenly Jimmie comes back into the picture as he is wearing gray sweats...]
Jimmie Guidry: Did you tell them about Hootie...
CROWD: BY GOD!!!!!!!!
Jimmie Guidry: Blackdog... I liked that guy...
Omar Watson: What we are trying to say, is we get that you have been in the ring with the very best...
Jimmie Guidry: Tonight we want to put our names up there with some of the best that you have ever been in the ring with... It appears of late we might not have much to say because our performance hasn't been up to our par... Are we hard on ourselves?
Omar Watson: You could say that? But we are here to continue to show these people that we aren't so flash in the pain... The only way we can do that is to beat former tag team champion such as you are and then become the team to defeat the two seven foot monsters...
Jimmie Guidry: We have made in goal to win those tag team titles... Sure you two have seen them come and go, but we are staying... We are going to prove to you and the world that Thunder and Lightning are going to take tag team wrestling back to the good old days... We want people to respect the tag team division that they it should be...
Omar Watson: We want to main event a show with tag team wrestling... That is plenty wrong with this sport... Tag team wrestling has become some old fossil... But we are going to start bringing the show down and get tag team wrestling exciting to watch again...
Jimmie Guidry: Hunt and Ryder you are the first step in becoming the new tag team champions... If we must get past you to earn that title shot then that is what we are going to do... We look forward to getting into that ring later on and showing you and the world that we are the best team in this company...
Omar Watson: After that we are coming for the tag team titles... We are going to win the straps...
Jimmie Guidry: Double Entendres, we are the next evolution in tag team wrestling...
Omar Watson: And when you finally decide to hang up those boots... We want you to say...
Jimmie Guidry: Thunder and Lightning were without a doubt the best tag team we ever faced...
[Jimmie steps out of our view...]
Omar Watson: The best is yet to come, that we promise...
[Omar walks away from our camera view as we head back to ringside...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Back to tag team action now... This division is running rampant at the moment...
JT: Indeed... Wouldn’t surprise me if more tag teams came on board sooner rather than later... Anyway – over to Joey!
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall...
Cue: "Peacock" by Katy Perry
[Dick Ryder and Mike Hunt sprint down to the ring and slide under the bottom rope...]
SJD: At a total combined weight of 470 pounds... Mike Hunt... Dick Ryder... DOUBLE ENTENDRES
[Ryder and Hunt prepare for the match...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 452 pounds... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Double Entendres Vs Thunder & Lightning
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Jimmie Guidry hits Dick Ryder with a DDT...
The chants for Jimmie Guidry are deafening...
Jimmie Guidry executes a heart punch on Dick Ryder...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the STF, but Dick Ryder blocks it...
Dick Ryder goes for a piledriver, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a backdrop...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mike Hunt enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Dick Ryder into the ropes...
They hit Dick Ryder with a double fist to the midsection...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry gets the STF on Dick Ryder...
Dick Ryder gets ahold of the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry nails Dick Ryder with a series of headbutts...
The crowd erupts...
Jimmie Guidry covers Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Dick Ryder...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Dick Ryder hits Jimmie Guidry with a shoulderblock...
Dick Ryder covers Jimmie Guidry...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Dick Ryder tags out to Mike Hunt...
Mike Hunt and Dick Ryder hit Jimmie Guidry with a double snap suplex...
Dick Ryder leaves the ring...
Mike Hunt sends Jimmie Guidry into the turnbuckle, but Jimmie Guidry reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an anklelock, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt runs into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry hits Mike Hunt with an elbow...
Jimmie Guidry whips Mike Hunt into the ropes, but Mike Hunt reverses it...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry with a backdrop...
Jimmie Guidry falls out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, Jimmie Guidry reenters the ring...
Mike Hunt nails Jimmie Guidry with a cradle suplex...
Mike Hunt is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Mike Hunt goes for a springboard dropkick, but Jimmie Guidry side-steps and
Mike Hunt crashes to the canvas...
Jimmie Guidry takes Mike Hunt down with an overhead belly to belly suplex...
The crowd is giving Jimmie Guidry a standing ovation...
Jimmie Guidry uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Mike Hunt...
Jimmie Guidry uses a cobra clutch suplex on Mike Hunt...
Jimmie Guidry runs into the ropes...
Mike Hunt misses with a clothesline...
Jimmie Guidry hits Mike Hunt with a clothesline...
Mike Hunt falls out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, Mike Hunt reenters the ring...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a cobra clutch suplex, but Mike Hunt counters it with an armdrag takedown...
Mike Hunt takes Jimmie Guidry down with a cradle suplex...
Mike Hunt uses flying headscissors on Jimmie Guidry...
Mike Hunt catches Jimmie Guidry in a sleeperhold...
Jimmie Guidry tries to escape the hold...
Jimmie Guidry gets ahold of the ropes after 18 seconds...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry...
Mike Hunt further incites the crowd...
Jimmie Guidry chops Mike Hunt...
Omar Wilson enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Dick Ryder enters the ring and lays out Omar Wilson...
Dick Ryder goes for a clothesline, but Jimmie Guidry ducks out of the way...
Dick Ryder hits Mike Hunt...
Omar Wilson tangles up Dick Ryder...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Dick Ryder leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry executes a DDT on Mike Hunt...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson takes Mike Hunt down with the springboard DDT...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson throws Mike Hunt out of the ring...
Omar Wilson goes through the ropes...
Omar Wilson shoves Mike Hunt into the guardrail...
Omar Wilson executes a swinging neckbreaker on Mike Hunt...
Scott Braski counts: 1...
Omar Wilson nails Mike Hunt with the Pele kick...
Omar Wilson gets back into the ring...
Mike Hunt rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Omar Wilson leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry goes for an anklelock, but Mike Hunt blocks it...
Mike Hunt chops Jimmie Guidry...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry with a reverse DDT...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Hunt hits Jimmie Guidry with flying headscissors...
Mike Hunt tags out to Dick Ryder...
Mike Hunt leaves the ring...
Dick Ryder executes an inverted DDT on Jimmie Guidry...
Dick Ryder further incites the crowd...
Dick Ryder throws Jimmie Guidry out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, Jimmie Guidry reenters the ring...
Dick Ryder uses a Samoan Drop on Jimmie Guidry...
Dick Ryder executes a Samoan Drop on Jimmie Guidry...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dick Ryder whips Jimmie Guidry into the turnbuckle...
Dick Ryder runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Dick Ryder goes for a pumphandle slam, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry whips Dick Ryder into the ropes, but Dick Ryder reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Dick Ryder with a shoulderblock...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Dick Ryder counters it with an elbowsmash...
Dick Ryder hits Jimmie Guidry with a suplex into a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder hits Jimmie Guidry with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder goes for a standing moonsault, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a kneelift...
In turn, Dick Ryder counters it with a side step...
Dick Ryder nails Jimmie Guidry with a drop toe hold...
Dick Ryder hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Jimmie Guidry...
Dick Ryder uses a powerbomb on Jimmie Guidry...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder goes for a powerbomb, but Jimmie Guidry counters it with a water wheel drop...
Jimmie Guidry tags out to Omar Wilson...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson whips Dick Ryder into the ropes...
Dick Ryder uses a running knee lift on Omar Wilson...
Numerous fans are using Dick Ryder for target practice...
Dick Ryder uses a spinebuster on Omar Wilson...
Dick Ryder takes Omar Wilson down with a Samoan Drop...
Dick Ryder nails Omar Wilson with a gutwrench powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dick Ryder goes for a standing moonsault, but Omar Wilson counters it with a kneelift...
Omar Wilson throws Dick Ryder out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, Dick Ryder reenters the ring...
Omar Wilson goes for a missile dropkick, but Dick Ryder side-steps and Omar Wilson crashes to the canvas...
Dick Ryder further incites the crowd...
Dick Ryder whips Omar Wilson into the turnbuckle, but Omar Wilson reverses it...
Omar Wilson charges into the corner, but Dick Ryder moves out of the way...
Dick Ryder nails Omar Wilson with a clothesline...
Dick Ryder goes for an inverted DDT, but Omar Wilson blocks it...
Omar Wilson runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson nails Dick Ryder with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Omar Wilson is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson whips Dick Ryder into the ropes...
Omar Wilson uses an inverted atomic drop on Dick Ryder...
Omar Wilson has the crowd going wild...
Omar Wilson executes a Russian legsweep on Dick Ryder...
Omar Wilson runs into the ropes...
Omar Wilson executes a Huracanrana on Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson goes for a frog splash, but Dick Ryder rolls out of the way...
Dick Ryder uses a spinebuster on Omar Wilson...
Dick Ryder nails Omar Wilson with a piledriver...
Dick Ryder takes Omar Wilson down with a brainbuster...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dick Ryder hits Omar Wilson with a drop toe hold...
Dick Ryder is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder goes for a DDT, but Omar Wilson counters it with a low blow...
Omar Wilson nails Dick Ryder with a 3/4 face lock bulldog...
Omar Wilson has the crowd going wild...
Omar Wilson takes Dick Ryder down with a 450 degree splash...
The crowd is going crazy...
Omar Wilson takes Dick Ryder down with a rolling clothesline...
The crowd is going crazy...
Omar Wilson hits a 450 degree splash on Dick Ryder...
The chants for Omar Wilson are deafening...
Omar Wilson is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson goes for a Huracanrana, but Dick Ryder counters it with a jumping bomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dick Ryder goes for a brainbuster, but Omar Wilson counters it with a Northern Lights suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
The chants for Omar Wilson are deafening...
Omar Wilson hits a rolling clothesline on Dick Ryder...
Omar Wilson takes Dick Ryder down with a snap suplex...
Omar Wilson hits a kick to the head on Dick Ryder...
Omar Wilson covers Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Omar Wilson executes a frog splash on Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Omar Wilson executes the Highlight of the Night on Dick Ryder...
The crowd is giving Omar Wilson a standing ovation...
Omar Wilson goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, "Studd Muffin" Tiberius Nixon distracts Scott Braski...
Omar Wilson hits a springboard dropkick on Dick Ryder...
Scott Braski is back on the job...
Jimmie Guidry enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Jimmie Guidry leaves the ring...
Omar Wilson catches Dick Ryder in a double armbar submission...
Dick Ryder manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Omar Wilson goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Dick Ryder counters it with a side suplex...
In turn, Omar Wilson counters it with spinning headscissors...
Omar Wilson whips Dick Ryder into the ropes, but Dick Ryder reverses it...
Dick Ryder misses with a clothesline...
Dick Ryder hits Omar Wilson with a shoulderblock...
Dick Ryder is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder whips Omar Wilson into the ropes...
Dick Ryder goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Omar Wilson counters it with a rana...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Mike Hunt makes the save...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dick Ryder nails Omar Wilson with a DDT...
Dick Ryder executes the Bump and Grind on Omar Wilson...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Dick Ryder throws Scott Braski over the top rope...
Scott Braski is out cold...
Mike Hunt enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Mike Hunt leaves the ring...
Dick Ryder executes a Samoan Drop on Omar Wilson...
Dick Ryder is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Scott Braski crawls back into the ring...
Scott Braski gets up...
Scott Braski disqualifies Dick Ryder...
The crowd erupts...
SJD: The winners of the match via disqualification – Thunder ‘n’ Lightning!
TM: A lot of disqualifications happening tonight...
JT: True...
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Winners: Thunder 'n' Lightning
Time of match: 0:12:55
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TM: Has to be said, I am quite looking forward to tonight’s main event – despite Mike Jamison’s comments earlier on!
JT: He only said what everyone is thinking...
TM: Absolutely not! Dylan Black wasted no time in making a statement in his debut... He made a solid statement that exceeded all expectations when he won the Television Championship on his first night...
JT: His mission now is to hold on to it and standing in his way is a rightfully annoyed Mike Jamison... Black now has to prove that his win was no fluke...
TM: He’s waiting backstage...
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Backstage:
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[The scene opens up in a dark room with Dylan Black standing in the middle of the camera angle with a hoodie on with his hood up and his newly won IXWA Television Championship on his shoulder... He took a moment to look at his title and smile to himself before beginning to speak...]
Dylan Black: Last week, I told the world something that will never be forgotten... I said that the IXWA will never be the same again... I meant that in the biggest way... Funny how life works... Almost immediately I was put in to a title match... I was put in to a situation where it was put up or shut up and I made everyone in the back shut up... I am here for my purpose in life... My sole purpose and that is to be a champion... A champion in IXWA that will rise to the top and stay on the mountain... You see, it’s not the title makes the man... It is the man makes the title and I will make this television title relevant... This title before I got a hold of it was just a title... Now that it lies on my shoulder I will make this title the must see defended title... This is just the first step and I will defend my crown... No one will take what is mine... Not even you Mike Jamison...
[Dylan stared in to the camera with a smirk as the camera faded out]
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Ringside:
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TM: Seems Dylan Black is a man of few words... Let’s see if he can handle the pressure of a second main event in as many shows...
JT: Right now though we have a match for the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship... Without ay further ado – let’s get the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
["Shut Up" By Simple Plan plays as Kelly Kloss emerges from the backstage area and poses by spreading her arms wide and showing off on the stage and then going down the ramp and flexing her arms before ignoring the fans and briskly walking to the ring and leaping to the apron and entering the ring... And taking time to show off a little more before walking to her corner...]
SJD: From Llangwnadl, Wales, UK weighing in at 108 pounds... Here is Kelly Kloss!!!
Cue: "Call Me" by In This Moment...
SJD: Her opponent...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron and unclipping her championship belt...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over her shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the match to start...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship:
Kelly Kloss Vs "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Alice Harris hits a double underhook suplex on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris hits a flying dropkick on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris nails Kelly Kloss with a brainbuster...
Alice Harris is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris goes for a monkey flip, but Kelly Kloss blocks it...
Kelly Kloss locks Alice Harris in Rolling Legbar...
Alice Harris is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Alice Harris grabs the ropes after 5 seconds...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a missile dropkick...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Kelly Kloss throws Alice Harris out of the ring...
Kelly Kloss rolls out under the bottom rope...
Kelly Kloss executes a backbreaker on Alice Harris...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a Northern Lights suplex...
Kelly Kloss shoves Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Kelly Kloss takes Alice Harris down with a jumping DDT...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Kelly Kloss goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Alice Harris counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
Dana Riggelman counts: 3...
They're brawling inside the ring area...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a bodyslam...
Alice Harris throws Kelly Kloss back into the ring...
Alice Harris hits a forearm smash on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris hits Kelly Kloss with a monkey flip...
Alice Harris hits the Pele kick on Kelly Kloss...
Alice Harris covers Kelly Kloss...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
Alice Harris throws Kelly Kloss out of the ring...
Alice Harris goes for a plancha, but Kelly Kloss moves out of the way...
Dana Riggelman counts: 1...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Kelly Kloss nails Alice Harris with a superkick...
Kelly Kloss whips Alice Harris into the guardrail...
Dana Riggelman counts: 2...
Kelly Kloss reenters the ring...
Alice Harris follows her back in...
Kelly Kloss is going for the cover...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
Kelly Kloss is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
TM: Good grief... We have a new champion...
JT: Kloss made short work of Harris right there...
TM: I don’t think Alice Harris was prepared for that...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEWW IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion – Kellyyyyyy Kloooooossssssss!
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Winner and NEW IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion: Kelly Kloss
Time of match: 0:03:12
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Backstage:
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[Once again we see the backstage hands running around as they are doing their very best to keep the show running as smooth as possible... They are certainly the backbone of any show... As they continue to work hard with their heads down and they roll right along but as they do so...]
# BAM #
[A loud noise is heard somewhere but we aren't sure where it is coming from...]
# BAM #
[We hear it again as some of our backstage hands look concerned because here in California it could be an earthquake but nothing is shaking... We do see a few backstage hands are running around, but this time they have fear in their eyes... We see why as we see two rather large men walking around... One man is wearing a tan t-shirt with gray sweats and brown boots... The gentleman has short brown hair as he has a bag hanging off his right shoulder and the tag team titles hanging off the other shoulder we see that it is Doomsday...]
CROWD: BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
[Another gentleman is wearing a black tank top with black leather pants and black steel toe boots and he has short black hair and an intense look in his red eyes... He is carrying a bag in his left hand and the tag team titles hanging off his left shoulder... We see that it is Lucifer...]
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[They more than likely are heading to the locker room as more backstage hands are running away from them...]
Doomsday: Look at these cowards... Run, you morons...
[Lucifer not really paying any attention just focusing on the task at hand...]
Doomsday: I am a little thirsty...
[He looks at Lucifer...]
Doomsday: You want something before we head into the locker room...
[Lucifer nods his head... The two head over to the Pespi machine...]
Doomsday: Mountain Dew for me... The usually for you...
[Lucifer nods his head again... Doomsday reaches into his pocket for some change...]
Doomsday: Tonight, we have a rematch for sorts against the two men that stood in our way for winning the tag team titles, Damian Payne and Johnny Psychotic...
[Mentioning the name Johnny Psychotic makes Lucifer shake...]
Doomsday: Relax; you will get your hands on him...
[Lucifer pushes Sierra Mist button as the drink drops...]
Doomsday: Damian Payne, why in the hell are you in the ring in the company that you own... That sounds funny to me... I get that you and Johnny are very good friends... Tag team for years such as myself and Lucifer... But why Damian are you in the ring?
[Doomsday pushes the Mountain Dew button...]
Doomsday: That sounds like one of those things where the owner is trying to put himself over and make himself champion... Damian those days are long over with... We aren't in those territories days where you made yourself just so you could save your company... Nope, long gone... So what is it Damian?
[Doomsday awaits for his Dew to drop...]
Doomsday: You miss the thrill of the chase... I can understand that... But what why do you want to get into the ring with two seven foot monsters that match your strength and mean streak... I just don't get it... Damian, I thought you would be getting ready for trying to win the CWF Untied States title... Instead of putting your focus on that you want to get yourself hurt before that match... Because we plan on doing so... Damian, why don't you leave your partner high and dry and let us take care of some unfinished business with Johnny... I am giving you a way out of this... I know you are a smart enough man to get rid of Johnny and let us finish up on some family business... But it is your choice...
[Doomsday is still waiting for his dew to drop...]
Doomsday: I hope this thing isn't stuck because if it is... I just let Lucifer beat on this one...
[He shakes his head...]
Doomsday: Johnny, your paths have crossed a few times over the years... Since you tried your best to screw Lucifer out of every dime he had... My partner has been dying for the chance to finish you off once and for all...
[We can see Lucifer getting fired up just by mentioning his name...]
Doomsday: We are settle things once and for all with you... Lucifer you have any words...
[Lucifer looks at Doomsday...]
Lucifer: I do...
[This catches us off guard because he usually doesn't speak...]
Lucifer: I have a few choice words... Johnny, I promise you after this match you will be carried out on a stretcher and never been seen ever again... I trusted you with everything and you tried you best to ruin me... Tonight, I am going to end your career... That I promise you...
[Lucifer steps back and fires a boot right toward the drink machine as the Mountain Dew finally falls...]
Lucifer: Johnny, I hope you enjoy what is left of your career...
[Lucifer walks away...]
Doomsday: I know tonight is going to be a special night... Damian, take my advise and don't show up because the mood Lucifer is in, I could take the night off and he just might end your career as well...
[He pops open the top...]
Doomsday: This is going to be a great night...
[He laughs as he walks away...]
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Ringside:
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JT: So do you think Damian Payne will sell Johnny Psychotic down the river?
TM: Hell no... I’ve known Mr... Payne for many years and I don’t think he’s going to do that... He’s been allied with Johnny for over 15 years!
JT: Meh! Time will tell... Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... Introducing first...
Cue: "Checkmate (Hang 'Em High Remix)" by Cypress Hill
SJD: At a total combined weight of 558 pounds... "Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne... "Human Heart Attack" Johnny Psychotic... The Ambassadors of Napalm!!!
[The words "The Ambassadors of Napalm" appear on the video screen at the top of the entrance ramp and video footage is seen of Damian Payne and Johnny Psychotic in action in other federations... Damian and Johnny step out onto the entrance ramp, accompanied as always by Tiberius Nixon... Damian has shoulder length slightly curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard... He is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee-length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads... He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "ChokeBomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Has Relocated!!!" in orange on the back... Johnny wears a black one piece singlet in black and has a heart on the front of the singlet and the boots and "Human Heart Attack" on the butt... His shoulder length black hair is hanging loose... Nixon is wearing denim jeans, a denim shirt and cowboy boots... His rusty brown hair is tied back... The three of them walk down to the ring and Damian and Johnny slide under the bottom rope and climb to opposing middle turnbuckles while Nixon enters the ring by walking up the ring steps and stepping through the ropes... They all raise their hands in the air...]
SJD: Their opponents... At a total combined weight of 705 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Doomsday... Lucifer... SATAN'S DISCIPLES
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
Non-title match:
The Ambassadors of Napalm Vs Satan's Disciples
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Lucifer nails Damian Payne with a sidewalk slam...
Lucifer uses a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Damian Payne...
Lucifer executes a Samoan Drop on Damian Payne...
Lucifer executes a vertical suplex on Damian Payne...
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Lucifer...
Lucifer gets a chokehold on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree warns Lucifer to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Lucifer uses an avalanche in the corner on Damian Payne...
Lucifer is met with a mixture of cheers and boos...
Lucifer is going for the cover...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer throws Damian Payne into the turnbuckle...
Lucifer goes for the Snake Eyes, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne tags out to Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic and Damian Payne whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Lucifer with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Lucifer hits them with a double clothesline...
Damian Payne leaves the ring...
Lucifer nails Johnny Psychotic with a swinging neckbreaker...
Lucifer is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Lucifer nails Johnny Psychotic with a big boot...
Lucifer is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Lucifer goes for an avalanche in the corner, but Johnny Psychotic side-steps and Lucifer crashes to the canvas...
The crowd is cheering on Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a hiptoss, but Lucifer counters it with a lariat...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Damian Payne enters the ring and throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Damian Payne takes Doomsday down with a sitout power bomb...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Johnny Psychotic takes Doomsday down with a missile dropkick...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Damian Payne leaves the ring...
Johnny Psychotic goes for crossface camel clutch, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday tags out to Lucifer...
Lucifer and Doomsday whip Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Johnny Psychotic with a double elbowsmash, but he counters it with a duck-down move...
Johnny Psychotic hits them with a double clothesline...
The crowd is cheering on Johnny Psychotic...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Johnny Psychotic puts Lucifer in an armbar submission...
Lucifer is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Lucifer grabs the ropes after being locked up for 11 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for an overhead belly to belly suplex, but Lucifer blocks it...
Lucifer whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Lucifer gets a chokehold on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree warns Lucifer to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Lucifer nails Johnny Psychotic with a gorilla press into a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Lucifer complains about a slow count...
Lucifer takes Johnny Psychotic down with a diving headbutt...
Lucifer further incites the crowd...
Lucifer whips Johnny Psychotic into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a knife-edge chop on Johnny Psychotic...
Lucifer hits Johnny Psychotic with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker...
Lucifer hits a vertical suplex on Johnny Psychotic...
Numerous fans are using Lucifer for target practice...
Lucifer uses a thrust to the throat on Johnny Psychotic...
Lucifer uses a flying clothesline on Johnny Psychotic...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Lucifer goes for a flying shoulderblock, but Johnny Psychotic ducks out of the way...
Johnny Psychotic tags out to Damian Payne...
Doomsday enters the ring and throws Johnny Psychotic out of the ring...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a flying shoulderblock on Damian Payne...
The cheers for Lucifer are drowning out the boos...
Lucifer goes for a running powerslam, but Damian Payne counters it with an inside cradle...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne executes a power bomb on Lucifer...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Lucifer throws him to the mat...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Johnny Psychotic enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Lucifer takes Damian Payne down with a clothesline...
Doomsday executes a full nelson faceslam on Damian Payne...
Doomsday and Lucifer whip Damian Payne into the ropes...
Doomsday and Lucifer hit Damian Payne with a double clothesline...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday uses an Irish whip into the turnbuckle on Damian Payne...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday catches Damian Payne in a bearhug...
Damian Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Doomsday lets go after 14 seconds...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
Doomsday acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Damian Payne punches Doomsday...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Doomsday hits Damian Payne...
Doomsday is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Damian Payne chops Doomsday...
Damian Payne seemingly enjoys the boos...
Doomsday and Lucifer hit Damian Payne with a double clothesline...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday uses an Irish whip into the turnbuckle on Damian Payne...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday catches Damian Payne in a bearhug...
Damian Payne is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Doomsday lets go after 14 seconds...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
Doomsday acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Damian Payne punches Doomsday...
Damian Payne is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Doomsday hits Damian Payne...
Doomsday is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Damian Payne chops Doomsday...
Damian Payne seemingly enjoys the boos...
Damian Payne hits Doomsday...
The cheers for Damian Payne are drowning out the boos...
Doomsday chops Damian Payne...
Doomsday goes for a backbreaker, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne takes Doomsday down with a full nelson faceslam...
Damian Payne executes a running powerbomb on Doomsday...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Damian Payne tags out to Johnny Psychotic...
Johnny Psychotic locks Doomsday in a sleeperhold...
Doomsday is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Doomsday is struggling to reach the ropes...
Doomsday is inching his way towards the ropes...
Doomsday grabs the ropes after holding out for 18 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic executes a neckbreaker drop on Doomsday...
The crowd is behind Johnny Psychotic all the way...
Johnny Psychotic locks Doomsday in a crucifix armbar...
Doomsday breaks the hold after 15 seconds...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Johnny Psychotic hits Doomsday with a kick...
Johnny Psychotic takes Doomsday down with a tiger suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic puts Doomsday in a rolling takedown leglock...
Doomsday makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Johnny Psychotic goes for a European uppercut, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Doomsday and Johnny Psychotic get hit with a double clothesline...
Doomsday locks Johnny Psychotic in the torture rack...
Johnny Psychotic tries to escape the hold...
Johnny Psychotic tries to fight the pain...
Doomsday lets go after 32 seconds...
Doomsday executes a powerbomb on Johnny Psychotic...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Doomsday goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Johnny Psychotic blocks it...
Johnny Psychotic punches Doomsday...
Johnny Psychotic chops Doomsday...
The crowd erupts...
Johnny Psychotic nails Doomsday with a fisherman suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, kickout...
Johnny Psychotic tags out to Damian Payne...
Damian Payne hits a jumping DDT on Doomsday...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Johnny Psychotic enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Johnny Psychotic uses a neckbreaker drop on Doomsday...
The crowd is giving Johnny Psychotic a standing ovation...
Damian Payne uses a reverse flying elbowdrop on Doomsday...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Johnny Psychotic leaves the ring...
Damian Payne throws Doomsday into the turnbuckle...
Damian Payne runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Doomsday...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up...
Damian Payne kicks Doomsday...
Doomsday punches Damian Payne...
The cheers for Doomsday are drowning out the boos...
Damian Payne chops Doomsday...
The crowd is wildly cheering Damian Payne with only a few scattered boos audible...
Doomsday punches Damian Payne...
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Doomsday...
Doomsday kicks Damian Payne...
The cheers for Doomsday are drowning out the boos...
Damian Payne punches Doomsday...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Damian Payne whips Doomsday into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Damian Payne with a clothesline...
Damian Payne falls out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, Damian Payne reenters the ring...
Doomsday goes for an irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Damian Payne counters it with a short lariat...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Damian Payne whips Doomsday into the ropes...
Doomsday hits Damian Payne with a clothesline...
Doomsday tags out to Lucifer...
Doomsday uses a clothesline on Damian Payne...
Lucifer nails Damian Payne with a cobra clutch slam...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Doomsday leaves the ring...
Lucifer uses an overhead belly to belly suplex on Damian Payne...
Lucifer goes for a release German suplex, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbowsmash...
Damian Payne whips Lucifer into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Lucifer with a shoulderblock...
Damian Payne takes Lucifer down with a Northern Lights suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Lucifer counters it with a DDT...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer nails Damian Payne with a full nelson slam...
Lucifer locks Damian Payne in a chokehold...
Perry Crabtree warns Lucifer to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Lucifer goes for a pumphandle slam, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Lucifer counters it with a jawbreaker...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer goes for a Samoan Drop, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbowsmash...
Johnny Psychotic enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Damian Payne and Johnny Psychotic whip Lucifer into the ropes...
Damian Payne takes Lucifer down with a Northern Lights suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Damian Payne goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but Lucifer counters it with a DDT...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer nails Damian Payne with a full nelson slam...
Lucifer locks Damian Payne in a chokehold...
Perry Crabtree warns Lucifer to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Lucifer goes for a pumphandle slam, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne goes for a full nelson faceslam, but Lucifer counters it with a jawbreaker...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer goes for a Samoan Drop, but Damian Payne counters it with an elbowsmash...
Johnny Psychotic enters the ring to make it two-on-one...
Damian Payne and Johnny Psychotic whip Lucifer into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Lucifer with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Johnny Psychotic leaves the ring...
Lucifer takes Damian Payne down with a sidewalk slam...
Lucifer takes Damian Payne down with a knife-edge chop...
Lucifer executes a powerslam on Damian Payne...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Lucifer executes the End is Near on Damian Payne...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Lucifer goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Johnny Psychotic makes the save...
Damian Payne sends Lucifer into the turnbuckle...
Damian Payne goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Lucifer counters it with a facerake...
Lucifer goes for a thrust to the throat, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne nails Lucifer with a piledriver...
Damian Payne goes for a dragon suplex, but Lucifer counters it with a go-behind...
Lucifer uses a running knee lift on Damian Payne...
Lucifer uses an avalanche in the corner on Damian Payne...
The crowd is wildly cheering Lucifer with only a few scattered boos audible...
Lucifer goes for a backbreaker, but Damian Payne counters it with a facerake...
Damian Payne throws Lucifer out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Lucifer reenters the ring...
Damian Payne goes for a jumping DDT, but Lucifer throws him off...
Lucifer runs into the ropes...
Lucifer uses a clothesline on Damian Payne...
Lucifer executes a knife-edge chop on Damian Payne...
Lucifer hits Damian Payne...
Lucifer kicks Damian Payne...
Damian Payne punches Lucifer...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Lucifer chops Damian Payne...
Damian Payne chops Lucifer...
The crowd is wildly cheering Damian Payne with only a few scattered boos audible...
Damian Payne kicks Lucifer...
Lucifer hits Damian Payne...
Lucifer hits Damian Payne...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Lucifer tags out to Doomsday...
Doomsday and Lucifer hit Damian Payne with a double clothesline...
Lucifer leaves the ring...
Doomsday goes for a choke slam, but Damian Payne blocks it...
Damian Payne executes the ChokeBomb on Doomsday...
Damian Payne doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Damian Payne goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Damian Payne hits Doomsday with a full nelson faceslam...
Damian Payne runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne hits Doomsday with a kick...
Damian Payne goes for a pumphandle suplex, but Doomsday blocks it...
Doomsday nails Damian Payne with a choke slam...
Doomsday runs into the ropes...
Damian Payne takes Doomsday down with a jumping DDT...
The crowd is wildly cheering Damian Payne with only a few scattered boos audible...
Damian Payne suddenly rolls out under the bottom rope...
He returns with a frying pan...
Damian Payne takes a swing at Doomsday with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way...
Doomsday snatches the frying pan from him...
Doomsday hits him with the frying pan...
Doomsday hits a full nelson slam on Damian Payne...
Doomsday puts Damian Payne in a full nelson...
Damian Payne tries to fight the pain...
Damian Payne submits after 12 seconds...
The cheers for Doomsday are drowning out the boos...
TM: Wow – the boss tried to take things to the extreme with a frying pan but it backfired on him...
[Payne rolls to the outside...]
JT: He was knocked giddy with that fring pan and had little choice but to submit to that full nelson...
SJD: The winners of the match... Satan’s Disciples!
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Winners: Satan Disciples
Time of match: 0:16:10
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[Two young men are throwing around “the pigskin” in a park somewhere... Then one of them catches the ball and tosses it to the ground as he starts to stumble around before collapsing on the ground...]
Guy #1: Dude, I’m getting so thirsty and tired...
[His buddy comes in to view...]
Guy #2: Well it looks like some one needs to slurp a BURP-A-LURP™...
Horrible singing: BUUUUUUUUURRRRP-A-LUUUUUUUUURRRRP™™™!!!!!!
[Guy #2 stands over top of the first man who is lying motionless on the ground... He holds a two litre bottle filled with some questionable, horrible tasting red solution...]
Guy #2: IT’S A RESCUE MISSION!!!!
[And with that, Guy #2 proceeds to dump the entire two litres of ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ on his friend’s face! Then we have close up the first guy looking like he has then jumped right back up off the ground...]
Guy #1: I FEEL SOOOOOOOOO REINVIGORATED!!!!!
[Then we cut to the ‘BURP-A-LURP™’ cola logo...]
Off screen voice: BURP-A-LURP™! It puts the (belching ‘urp‘ noise) in burp!
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Ringside:
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Cue: "Can't Get the Best of Me" by Cypress Hill
[Neil Bonser climbs between the ropes deliberately and with purpose... He carries a black, velvet bag... Inside of it unseen yet is the *NEW* IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship... Bonser walks to the center of the ring and is handed a microphone... Crowd pops and begins chanting I-X-W-A, I-X-W-A repeatedly... Bonser smiles and pumps his fist in time with the chant and crowd explodes with thunderous approval...]
BONSER: Thank you that...
[Crowd Pops]
BONSER: Ladies and Gentlemen when I re-opened IXWA's doors a few months back, I knew I wanted to make some changes... The rebranding of the IXWA Extreme Warrior Championship to the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship was one of the first I thought of... Not saying I came to that decision lightly... The Extreme Warrior Title has been the symbol of excellence over the years... Our past Champions have represented it and the company with class and dignity, providing IXWA its' sterling reputation over the years... Still we are entering new partnerships, with new Alliances and to keep up with the ever changing landscape of Professional Wrestling, I knew the time had come... So Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to present for the first time ever the IXWA... GLOBAL... HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPIONSHIP!
[Crowd Explodes as the bag is removed]
BONSER: The finest title for the finest promotion and the finest fans... So Ladies and Gentlemen permit to summon this new Title to our new Champion...
[The crowd shift gears in an instant and begins booing... Neil holds up his and tries to quiet them... He gives a solitary laugh and smiles...]
BONSER: No matter what you think of him people he has earned the right people... Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you our FIRST IXWA GLOBAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... "HOT COMMODITY" CHARLIE KLINE!
[The camera cuts to the rampway as "Rock Superstar" by Cypress Hill plays... Charlie Kline steps out in a finely tailored suit... His Black shoes gleam in the house lights... He smiles big as he enters the rampway to the chorus of boos... He opens his arm, grinning like the cat that ate the canary inviting the hate... The crowd gives him what he asks for... He quickly makes his way down the ramp and into the ring... He walks to the center of the ring and shakes hands with CEO Neil Bonser... The two share some words... Bonser leans in and whispers something into Kline's ear... Kline smiles and laughs... Neil pats him on the back... The boos reigning down throughout it all...]
BONSER: Charlie you have been quite the competitor for IXWA... Your rise through the ranks in this company has been meteoric... What I love about it is it proves there is no such thing as a glass ceiling here in the IXWA... Opportunities abound and if you can make the most of it, you truly will be rewarded... In that spirit Charlie Kline, here is your IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship!
[Bonser hands the Title over to a chorus of boos... Kline affixes it around his waist and smiles... Raising a solitary arm in triumph... Bonser shakes his hand again and yields the center of the ring to the Champion... Clapping along with a smattering of others... ]
KLINE: Thank you Mr... Bonser... You know when I came into the IXWA it was for one solitary purpose... To be globally recognized as the best... To make my way through the ranks to be standing here for a moment just like this... In a relatively short time, I have held 3 of the 4 major championships of this company and surrendered two of them without having been beaten... I have showed you mongrels time and again I AM THE BEST! I BELONG RIGHT HERE!
[Kline Points down as the Boos wash over him]
KLINE: With all of this ceremony in mind and what Mr... Bonser said about change... I think it is a time for a change for myself as well... When I adopted the moniker "Hot Commodity" it was appropriate for that time... I was a highly pursued free agent when I came to IXWA... Several companies wanted to sign me and I didn't make it easy for anyone to sign me...
[Kline raises his eyebrows and looks at CEO Neil Bonser... His miles and nods his head... He mouths the words "It's True..." Boos upon boos]
KLINE: Still IXWA was exactly what I was looking for so the name went on the dotted line... Ever since that day all I have done is strive and fought to be the BEST this company has to offer... My success proves that I was the "Hot Commodity", indeed... Thing about "Hot Commodities" are they cool off... They fade and settle down to become just another stock... Or something else happens to them... They become industry leaders and determine where the market goes for the rest of eternity... THAT is EXACTLY what I am going to do for the IXWA... So today is the last day you will see "Hot Commodity" Charlie Kline standing in the ring...
[Crowd pops huge]
KLINE: From this day forward I am "The Gold Standard" Charlie Kline... I am the man which all other Superstars, Champions and Greatness itself is measured...
[Thunderous boos... Kline hands the microphone back to Bonser...]
Bonser: And quite rightly so... Now whilst the main event is taking place I’d like to run an idea past you regarding the Quest for the Best show in June...
[Kline smiles as he pats the Global Heavyweight Championship belt...]
Bonser: Before I go though I have some words for Mike Jamison... I saw what you said earlier... Damian Payne did too ad he’s really not very happy abut your disrespect for him... And he asked me to give you a message... He said to tell you that regardless of whether you win the Television Championship tonight – he wants a match with you next week...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Bonser: He also demanded that it be a match from the Rough Diamond Roulette wheel... So – I span the wheel just before I cane out here and I am more than happy to announce that in 2 weeks time, Jamison – you will be face to face with “Sadistic Insanity” Damian Payne in A STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!
[With that Bonser throws the microphone out of the ring to Joey Diamond as both he and Charlie Kline leave the ring...]
TM: Wow! Huge match set up for our next show!
JT: Indeed... I shouldn’t imagine Jamison will be too pleased though...
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Backstage:
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[We cut to the scene in a corridor backstage in front of a door with a sign on it which makes it clear that it is the locker room of Mike Jamison... Loud sounds of banging and obscenities can be heard coming from inside as Jamison reacts to the news...]
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Ringside:
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TM: Oooer - and he still has yet to compete in the main event... I wouldn’t want to be Dylan Black right now...
JT: We'll be right back after our last commercial break!
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TM: We’re back and it’s time for our main event of the evening... The IXWA Television Champion is on the line and Mike Jamison has to be really angry at the bombshell that Neil Bonser just dropped about his next match on May 27...
JT: Over to Joey Diamond for the introductions...
[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And it is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the PA system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches the side of the ring... He scowls and slams his hands onto the side of the ring and glares at the crowd...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start...]
Cue: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage
SJD: His opponent... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 225 pounds... He is the IXWA Television Champion... This is "The Reject"... This is Dylaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaack!
[A huge pop hits the arena as Dylan Black comes out from behind the curtain and gives a huge shout to the crowd stating that he is here to fight... He unclips the championship belt from around his waist and holds it high above his head... He takes little time as he makes his way to and in to the ring as the fans throw streamers at him as he waits for the bell to ring...]
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IXWA Friday Night Beatdown
May 13, 2016
*** MAIN EVENT ***
IXWA Television Championship:
"The Natural" Mike Jamison Vs "The Reject" Dylan Black
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mike Jamison hits a bulldog on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison uses a frog splash on Dylan Black...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison puts Dylan Black in a figure-four leglock on the post...
Dylan Black grabs the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Quite a few boos are audible...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with an Irish whip into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits a neckbreaker drop on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes, but Dylan Black reverses it...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a clothesline...
Dylan Black falls out of the ring...
Mike Jamison goes through the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits a series of punches to the stomach on Dylan Black...
Perry Crabtree counts: 1...
Perry Crabtree counts: 2...
Mike Jamison climbs back into the ring...
Dylan Black rolls back in under the bottom rope...
Mike Jamison executes a short clothesline on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with the Michinoku Driver...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison takes Dylan Black down with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison goes for a short clothesline, but Dylan Black counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
The crowd is cheering on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black goes for a backbreaker, but Mike Jamison counters it with a facerake...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison gets a boot choke on Dylan Black...
Perry Crabtree warns Mike Jamison to let go...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three, four...
Dylan Black breaks the hold after 5 seconds...
Dylan Black goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison executes an enzuigiri on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
The crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
A small "Dylan Black" chant is being started...
Mike Jamison punches Dylan Black...
The crowd is booing Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black...
A wave of boos is going through the crowd...
Dylan Black punches Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black executes a backdrop on Mike Jamison...
Dylan Black whips Mike Jamison into the ropes, but Mike Jamison reverses it...
Dylan Black misses with a kick...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a backdrop...
Mike Jamison whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a knife-edge chop...
Mike Jamison executes a Samoan Drop on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison executes a series of punches to the stomach on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison goes for belly to belly suplex, but Dylan Black counters it with a kneelift...
Dylan Black goes for a flying axhandle, but Mike Jamison counters it with a punch...
Mike Jamison executes the Michinoku Driver on Dylan Black...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison executes a series of kicks to the chest on Dylan Black...
Mike Jamison gets a figure-four leglock on the post on Dylan Black...
Dylan Black inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds...
Mike Jamison goes for a T-Bone Suplex, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black goes for a bulldog, but Mike Jamison counters it with a low blow...
[The scene cuts to the ringside area where none other than Damian Payne rolls out from under the ring...]
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!
TM: What the heck?
JT: It’s Damian Payne! He’s been under the ring during the match...
TM: Probably since the end of his match earlier...
JT: And whilst Bonser and Kline were out here!
TM: I don’t think Mike Jamison has spotted him yet...
Mike Jamison hits Dylan Black with a T-Bone Suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, Damian Payne breaks the pin...
[Damian Payne just dragged Perry Crabtree out of the ring... Crabtree scrambles too his feet – gives an inquisitive look to Payne and then signals to the time-keeper...]
[DING! DING! DING!]
TM: Perry Crabtree is talking to Joey Diamond...
SJD: Ladies and gentlemen... The senior referee of the IXWA – Perry Crabtree has just informed me that Dylan Black has been disqualified... Therefore the winner of the match is Mike Jamison!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
SJD: However the rules of the IXWA state that a Championship cannot change hands on a disqualification – so, still the IXWA Television Champion --- Dylaaaaaaan Black!
[Mike Jamison is incensed and slides out of the ring to ringside and immediately starts to brawl with Damian Payne...]
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Winner (by DQ): Mike Jamison
Time of match: 0:12:10
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TM: Folks – we are clean out of time... And things in the IXWA keep getting crazier...
JT: I’m really surprised Roman Anderson didn’t show up though...
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