IXWA Friday Night Beatdown – JANUARY 6, 2017
INGLEWOOD FORUM, INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA
[At the very beginning of the show the cameras pan out into the backstage area to find a sign on the wall saying ‘Welcome back to IXWA... The camera man steps closer and he could hear someone speaking very loudly... There he saw that Ryan Keys has a megaphone in hand... Wearing close to nothing but his ring gear and boots he switches on the device again before raising it up to lips to talk to the camera when he notices it...]
Ryan: HEY A CAMERA... OH... TOO LOUD... There we go... Welcome back to IXWA, it’s nice to see you man, or at least one of you... You’re one of the hardest working people here, which I am guessing that you got called to come back very early, right? I mean...
[Soon came in Mandy and Kimberly McGraff which had as much of a confused face on them as the rest of the people... Mandy yanked the megaphone away from Ryan’s face and shouted into it...]
Mandy: HEY RYAN! We have a question to ask you...
[She says in a cheerful way, probably thinking it was funny... With a wink she smiles and puts down the megaphone when Kimberly starts to talk...]
Kimberly: Ryan, what is this cry for attention about? The entire building can hear you talking nonsense, and the people are starting to talk...
[Ryan rubs his ears that were still ringing from Mandy before wrestling the megaphone out of Mandy’s hands... Raising it up to his lips he talked right on Kimberly’s face...]
Ryan: THANKS KIMBERLY! Too loud... Yes I know the entire building can hear me, that’s the point... I want people to know that IXWA is back since a lot don’t really know about it... I mean I didn’t... When did you two get contacted?
[Dropping the megaphone to the ground behind him Ryan waited for the two sisters to respond... He has a massive smile on his face when he sees Mandy enjoyed his childish antics... But Ryan was trying to get across a message that not a lot of people know that IXWA is back on... Mandy spoke up first since the other was having a hard time getting herself together...]
Mandy: Us, well we got an email on October with a possible return notice... And then we were given a schedule around the holidays for a return show on January... Mostly everyone did... Within a week all of us were ready for Friday Night Beatdown in Inglewood... Didn’t you get called?
Ryan: That is a very good answer and a nice question... And no... I didn’t... I got the email, but then I get a call 5 days ago telling me that I am in a #1 Contender's match against Dylan Black, Alice Harris and Brian Styles... For what championship? I don’t know... I thought that I was still the longest running IXWA Light Heavyweight champion... Even the company congratulated me on Twitter close to Christmas, which I thought that was really nice... How was yours by the way?
[Ryan asked and Mandy started to list off how great the holiday was for her before they got rudely interrupted by the other sister that was still there for some reason... With a harsh tone Kimberly continues on with the interview while getting between Ryan and Mandy...]
Kimberly: Well it seems like you are no longer the champion and you have to work your way up like everybody else because every champion was stripped of their championship when their contracts got terminated when CEO of IXWA Tiberius Nixon took over... What do you have to say about that...
[Ryan nodded while distracted by adjusting the straps on his tight ring gear... Obviously he wasn’t listening which made Kimberly shake her head in disgust...]
Kimberly: With that attitude we can see why you are in a #1 contender's match... It looks like you have your own thoughts about the match and the wrestlers in it... Care to share? And leave the megaphone out...
[He was about to grab the device but decided against it when Mandy took it for herself... With a smile Ryan turned to the serious interviewer and calmly explained his thoughts...]
Ryan: Look, Kim... Can I call you Kim? I’m going to call you Kim... Okay, Kimberly it doesn’t matter to me if I am in a #1 contender's match... I became champion once and I can do it again... I have the skill, I got the brain and I got the flexibility to deal with this type of thing... I say bring it on... I have no ring rust because while I was on sabbatical from this company I was making my way through the ranks facing off against anyone in any ring... I’ve gotten beaten up pretty bad and I have seriously messed people up as a response... So I am more than ready to step into the ring and fight...
[Looking back at the longest reigning IXWA Light Heavyweight champion kept a determined look on his face before he addressed his opponents that night... It would be a new year for them and this was Ryan’s year...]
Ryan: And I want to let the other people that I am facing that they are stepping into the ring with a champion that has never lost his title... That has not been pinned or submitted for it... And I am getting in that ring to fight like a champion... As if my title is on the line... That is the only way I work... And that’s the way it’s going to go down... I’ll be smiling the whole way down to that ring and up again after a win knowing that I was the first person to welcome them back to IXWA...
[Walking off Ryan could feel Kimberly’s eyes burning into the back of him as Mandy laughed and continued on play with the megaphone... The IXWA theme music turned up in the background as the scene faded out to the Friday Night Beatdown opening video...]
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Dylan Black floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Ryan Keys, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Master Key and then gets to his feet and Brian Styles rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Vegas Kid seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, he suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Alice Harris leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Devil Tokyo!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Brian Styles pulls Mike Jamison up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Bishop Kroft holds The Great Kazama up! Kroft punches Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Kroft went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ryan Keys and Bishop Kroft are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Keys with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words with Chaos Theory! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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[We then cut to ringside where Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe are seated behind the announce desk...]
JT: That guy does realise that he is STILL the IXWA Light Heavyweight Champion doesn’t he?
TM: I am not sure that he does...
JT: What a douche! The champions were the only ones that weren't released from their contracts... I hope someone hands him his championship belt back before the match... I think he has put it down somewhere and mislaid it...
TM: Anyway! We're ready for our first match of 2017 and it is a big old battle royal and a tag team one at that... There are 16 men in the ring and there will only be two at the end...
JT: Ring the bell!
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
Tag Team #1 Contenders Battle Royal:
California Destruction Crew ("The Horror Show" Max Crash & Murda One)
Chaos Theory (Tom Malice & Drake Steel)
End Game (J.C. Magnum & Michael Thunder)
Golden Candy ("Golden" Gary Glam & "Sweet As Candy" Kenny Lust)
Island Storm ("Malibu" Mike Madison & Roni Tupa)
Masked Confusion (Crimson Mask & Rey Phantasmo)
The Real Nightlife of Beverly Hills (Ace Styles & "Dynamite" Derrick North)
The Wang Dynasty (Bang Wang & Chang Wang)
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Roni Tupa tries to throw Max Crash over the top rope...
** Max Crash has been eliminated...
SJD: The California Destruction Crew have been eliminated!!!
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Roni Tupa...
(Roni Tupa and Michael Thunder are going at it...)
Roni Tupa goes for a lariat, but Michael Thunder counters it with a crucifix...
Michael Thunder tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
Michael Thunder runs into the ropes...
Michael Thunder goes for a Huracanrana, but Roni Tupa counters it with a tiger driver...
Roni Tupa is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Roni Tupa goes for a DDT, but Michael Thunder counters it with a small package...
Michael Thunder goes for a flying huracanrana, but Roni Tupa counters it with a power bomb...
Roni Tupa is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Roni Tupa sets up Michael Thunder on the turnbuckle...
Roni Tupa uses a superplex on Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Roni Tupa chops Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa hits Michael Thunder...
Michael Thunder hits Roni Tupa...
Michael Thunder hits Roni Tupa with a release tiger suplex...
Michael Thunder tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
Michael Thunder goes for a double foot stomp, but Roni Tupa rolls out of the way...
Roni Tupa goes for a legdrop, but Michael Thunder rolls out of the way...
A small "Michael Thunder" chant is being started...
J.C. Magnum goes for a sitout power bomb, but Roni Tupa blocks it...
Roni Tupa hits Michael Thunder with a series of punches...
Roni Tupa nails Michael Thunder with a Huracanrana...
Roni Tupa hits a low blow on Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa hits a punch on Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa nails Michael Thunder with a DDT...
Roni Tupa works the crowd...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Roni Tupa executes the Tupasault on Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa places Michael Thunder on the turnbuckle...
Roni Tupa executes a superplex on Michael Thunder...
Numerous fans are using Roni Tupa for target practice...
Roni Tupa whips Michael Thunder into the turnbuckle...
Roni Tupa runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Roni Tupa executes a clothesline on Michael Thunder...
(Chang Wang and J.C. Magnum are going at it...)
Chang Wang hits an elbowsmash on J.C. Magnum...
(Chang Wang and Tom Malice are going at it...)
Chang Wang tries to throw Tom Malice over the top rope...
** Tom Malice has been eliminated...
SJD: Chaos Theory have been eliminated!
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
(Chang Wang and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Chang Wang kicks Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang chops Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo kicks Chang Wang...
Rey Phantasmo kicks Chang Wang...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang chops Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo chops Chang Wang...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang punches Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang hits Rey Phantasmo with a diving elbow smash...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang uses a monkey flip on Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
Chang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Chang Wang takes Rey Phantasmo down with leg scissors...
Bang Wang takes Rey Phantasmo down with a side suplex...
Chang Wang uses a jumping elbow thrust on Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo takes Chang Wang down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
(Mike Maddison and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Mike Maddison whips Rey Phantasmo into the ropes, but Rey Phantasmo reverses it...
Mike Maddison misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Maddison hits Rey Phantasmo with a kick...
(Derrick North and J.C. Magnum are going at it...)
Derrick North goes for a kick to the midsection, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a legsweep...
J.C. Magnum runs into the ropes...
J.C. Magnum hits Derrick North with a clothesline...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Derrick North into the ropes...
They hit Derrick North with a double backdrop...
J.C. Magnum takes Derrick North down with an eye gouge...
(Gary Glam and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Gary Glam hits a flying bulldog on Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Gary Glam goes for a vertical suplex, but Rey Phantasmo slides down his back...
Rey Phantasmo executes a faceslam on Gary Glam...
Rey Phantasmo is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Rey Phantasmo executes a flying splash on Gary Glam...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a legsweep...
Bang Wang uses a legsweep on Roni Tupa...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson come to ringside...
Bang Wang whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa hits Bang Wang with a shoulderblock...
Roni Tupa executes a series of punches on Bang Wang...
(J.C. Magnum and Mike Maddison are going at it...)
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double elbowsmash...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double clothesline...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double backdrop...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double backdrop...
J.C. Magnum runs into the ropes...
Mike Maddison nails J.C. Magnum with an armdrag takedown...
Mike Maddison whips J.C. Magnum into the ropes, but J.C. Magnum reverses it...
J.C. Magnum and Mike Maddison get hit with a double clothesline...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double kick to the midsection...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double clothesline...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Mike Maddison with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Mike Maddison goes for a hiptoss, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a facerake...
J.C. Magnum whips Mike Maddison into the ropes, but Mike Maddison reverses it...
J.C. Magnum misses with a clothesline...
Mike Maddison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Maddison misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Maddison hits J.C. Magnum with a clothesline...
J.C. Magnum falls out of the ring...
** J.C. Magnum has been eliminated...
SJD: End Game have been eliminated!
The crowd is cheering on Mike Maddison...
(Mike Maddison and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
(Bang Wang and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo nails Bang Wang with a bodyslam...
(Mike Maddison and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Mike Maddison executes a hiptoss on Rey Phantasmo...
Mike Maddison locks Rey Phantasmo in a figure-four leglock...
Rey Phantasmo is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Rey Phantasmo is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Rey Phantasmo tries to fight the pain...
Mike Maddison lets go after 17 seconds...
Mike Maddison uses a reverse neckbreaker on Rey Phantasmo...
Mike Maddison has the crowd going wild...
Mike Maddison hits a dragon screw on Rey Phantasmo...
Mike Maddison uses a punch on Rey Phantasmo...
Roni Tupa attempts to place Rey Phantasmo on the turnbuckle, but Rey Phantasmo blocks it...
Roni Tupa nails Rey Phantasmo with a reverse neckbreaker...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Mike Maddison executes a flying splash on Rey Phantasmo...
Mike Maddison has the crowd going wild...
Mike Maddison and Roni Tupa whip Rey Phantasmo into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Rey Phantasmo with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
A fan at ringside badmouths Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo runs into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo misses with an elbow...
Rey Phantasmo hits Mike Maddison with a kick...
(Gary Glam and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Kenny Lust uses a dropkick on Rey Phantasmo...
Gary Glam hits Rey Phantasmo with a backslide...
Gary Glam takes Rey Phantasmo down with a low blow...
Gary Glam hits Rey Phantasmo...
Gary Glam has the crowd going wild...
Gary Glam punches Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Rey Phantasmo punches Gary Glam...
Rey Phantasmo is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Rey Phantasmo kicks Gary Glam...
Rey Phantasmo further incites the crowd...
Gary Glam hits Rey Phantasmo...
Gary Glam has the crowd going wild...
Gary Glam hits Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Gary Glam executes the Gold Rush on Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Gary Glam throws Rey Phantasmo into the turnbuckle, but Rey Phantasmo reverses it...
Rey Phantasmo runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Gary Glam lifts his knee...
Gary Glam nails Rey Phantasmo with a low blow...
Gary Glam whips Rey Phantasmo into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo misses with a kick...
Rey Phantasmo misses with a shoulderblock...
Rey Phantasmo hits Gary Glam with a clothesline...
Gary Glam falls out of the ring...
** Gary Glam has been eliminated...
SJD: Golden Candy have been eliminated!
Rey Phantasmo is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
(Rey Phantasmo and Derrick North are going at it...)
Rey Phantasmo kicks Derrick North...
Rey Phantasmo punches Derrick North...
Rey Phantasmo is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Rey Phantasmo punches Derrick North...
Rey Phantasmo climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Derrick North nails him in the stomach...
Rey Phantasmo falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Rey Phantasmo falls back into the ring...
Derrick North takes Rey Phantasmo down with a forearm to the back...
(Rey Phantasmo and Ace Styles are going at it...)
Rey Phantasmo uses a fallaway slam on Ace Styles...
Rey Phantasmo whips Ace Styles into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo misses with a shoulderblock...
Rey Phantasmo hits Ace Styles with a kick...
Rey Phantasmo hits Ace Styles with a spinwheel kick...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a clothesline, but Ace Styles counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ace Styles uses a Samoan Drop on Rey Phantasmo...
Ace Styles executes the Styles Special on Rey Phantasmo...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles tries to throw Rey Phantasmo over the top rope...
** Rey Phantasmo has been eliminated...
SJD: Masked Confusion have been eliminated!
The crowd is cheering on Ace Styles...
(Ace Styles and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Ace Styles uses a roundhouse right on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles goes for a kick to the midsection, but Roni Tupa counters it with a legsweep...
Roni Tupa goes for a chinlock, but Ace Styles blocks it...
Ace Styles uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles uses a clothesline on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa misses with a clothesline...
Ace Styles hits Roni Tupa with a shoulderblock...
Ace Styles goes for a clothesline, but Roni Tupa counters it with a hiptoss...
Roni Tupa hits Ace Styles with a punch...
Roni Tupa punches Ace Styles...
Ace Styles chops Roni Tupa...
Roni Tupa kicks Ace Styles...
Roni Tupa kicks Ace Styles...
Roni Tupa is being booed out of the building...
Roni Tupa punches Ace Styles...
Roni Tupa is being booed out of the building...
Roni Tupa tries to throw Ace Styles over the top rope...
Ace Styles hangs on to the top rope...
Ace Styles slides back in under the bottom rope...
Ace Styles nails Roni Tupa with a spinebuster...
Ace Styles executes a clothesline on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles hits a clothesline on Roni Tupa...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang executes an earringer on Roni Tupa...
Bang Wang hits a kick to the midsection on Roni Tupa...
Bang Wang whips Roni Tupa into the turnbuckle...
Bang Wang runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Roni Tupa uses a punch on Bang Wang...
Roni Tupa whips Bang Wang into the ropes, but Bang Wang reverses it...
Roni Tupa hits Bang Wang with a clothesline...
Roni Tupa executes a lariat on Bang Wang...
Roni Tupa uses a chop on Bang Wang...
Roni Tupa hits Bang Wang with a chop...
(Mike Maddison and Derrick North are going at it...)
Mike Maddison runs into the ropes...
Mike Maddison misses with a kick...
Mike Maddison hits Derrick North with an elbow...
Mike Maddison runs into the ropes...
Derrick North goes for a punch, but Mike Maddison blocks it...
Mike Maddison hits Derrick North with a reverse neckbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Mike Maddison hits a flying forearm on Derrick North...
Mike Maddison climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Derrick North throws him to the mat...
Derrick North hits a kick to the midsection on Mike Maddison...
Derrick North whips Mike Maddison into the ropes...
Mike Maddison hits Derrick North with an elbow...
Mike Maddison goes for a headlock takedown, but Derrick North throws him off...
Derrick North whips Mike Maddison into the turnbuckle...
Derrick North runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mike Maddison moves out of the way...
Mike Maddison nails Derrick North with a vertical suplex...
Mike Maddison whips Derrick North into the turnbuckle...
Mike Maddison goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Derrick North counters it with a facerake...
(Roni Tupa and Derrick North are going at it...)
Roni Tupa uses a clothesline on Derrick North...
(Mike Maddison and Derrick North are going at it...)
Mike Maddison runs into the ropes...
Derrick North hits Mike Maddison with an elbow...
Derrick North uses a punch on Mike Maddison...
(Ace Styles and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Ace Styles uses a clothesline on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa hits Ace Styles with a backdrop...
Roni Tupa whips Ace Styles into the ropes...
Roni Tupa hits Ace Styles with a kick...
Roni Tupa executes a series of stomps on Ace Styles...
The crowd is vociferously booing Roni Tupa...
(Derrick North and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Derrick North puts Roni Tupa in an abdominal stretch...
Roni Tupa tries to escape the hold...
Roni Tupa breaks the hold after 10 seconds...
Roni Tupa chops Derrick North...
Roni Tupa is being booed out of the building...
Roni Tupa kicks Derrick North...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Roni Tupa hits Derrick North...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Roni Tupa takes Derrick North down with a low blow...
Roni Tupa goes for a DDT, but Derrick North counters it with a low blow...
Derrick North whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa nails Derrick North with a punch...
Roni Tupa throws Derrick North into the turnbuckle, but Derrick North reverses it...
Derrick North runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Roni Tupa lifts his knee...
Roni Tupa nails Derrick North with a clothesline...
(Ace Styles and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Ace Styles goes for a roundhouse right, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa goes for a pumphandle slam, but Ace Styles blocks it...
Ace Styles executes the Styles Special on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles chops Roni Tupa...
The crowd is cheering on Ace Styles...
Ace Styles punches Roni Tupa...
The crowd is cheering on Ace Styles...
(Derrick North and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Derrick North goes for a back suplex, but Roni Tupa blocks it...
Roni Tupa whips Derrick North into the ropes, but Derrick North reverses it...
Derrick North and Roni Tupa get hit with a double clothesline...
Derrick North tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
Roni Tupa hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Roni Tupa slides back in under the bottom rope...
(Chang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Chang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a lariat...
Chang Wang executes a DDT on Roni Tupa...
Chang Wang takes Roni Tupa down with a DDT...
Chang Wang has the crowd going wild...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a jumping side kick...
(Chang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Chang Wang takes Roni Tupa down with a brain buster...
The crowd is going crazy...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
The crowd is going crazy...
Chang Wang executes a flying somersault splash on Roni Tupa...
The crowd is going crazy...
Chang Wang executes the Suplex Piledriver on Roni Tupa...
The crowd is going crazy...
Chang Wang hits a power bomb on Roni Tupa...
The crowd is going crazy...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
Roni Tupa hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Roni Tupa slides back in under the bottom rope...
Bang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a savate kick...
Bang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Bang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a jumping side kick...
Bang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Bang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
Bang Wang executes a kneelift on Roni Tupa...
Bang Wang uses a jumping side kick on Roni Tupa...
Bang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
(Roni Tupa and Derrick North are going at it...)
Roni Tupa tries to throw Derrick North over the top rope...
Derrick North hangs on to the top rope...
Derrick North slides back in under the bottom rope...
Derrick North punches Roni Tupa...
Derrick North hits Roni Tupa...
The crowd is cheering on Derrick North...
Derrick North uses a kick to the midsection on Roni Tupa...
Derrick North locks Roni Tupa in an abdominal stretch...
Roni Tupa gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Derrick North and Ace Styles whip Roni Tupa into the ropes...
Derrick North and Ace Styles hit Roni Tupa with a double bodyslam...
Derrick North and Ace Styles whip Roni Tupa into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Roni Tupa with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Veronica throws Derrick North the her purse...
Derrick North hits Roni Tupa with it and goes for the pin...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Derrick North misses with a kick...
Roni Tupa hits a clothesline on Derrick North...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Derrick North hits Roni Tupa with a kick...
Derrick North uses a DDT on Roni Tupa...
The crowd is cheering on Derrick North...
(Mike Maddison and Derrick North are going at it...)
Mike Maddison whips Derrick North into the ropes...
Mike Maddison hits Derrick North with a clothesline...
Mike Maddison goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Derrick North blocks it...
(Derrick North and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Derrick North sends Roni Tupa into the turnbuckle...
Derrick North charges in with a clothesline...
(Chang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Chang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
Chang Wang goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Roni Tupa blocks it...
Roni Tupa and Mike Maddison whip Chang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Chang Wang with a double elbowsmash...
Roni Tupa whips Chang Wang into the ropes, but Chang Wang reverses it...
Chang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Roni Tupa hits Chang Wang with an elbow...
Roni Tupa puts Chang Wang in a surfboard...
Chang Wang inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Roni Tupa runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Chang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a kick...
(Roni Tupa and Derrick North are going at it...)
Roni Tupa uses a punch on Derrick North...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang takes Roni Tupa down with an enzuigiri...
Bang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
** Roni Tupa has been eliminated...
SJD: Island Storm have been eliminated!
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
(Bang Wang and Derrick North are going at it...)
Bang Wang takes Derrick North down with a legsweep...
Bang Wang goes for an armbar submission, but Derrick North blocks it...
Derrick North nails Bang Wang with a headlock takedown...
(Chang Wang and Derrick North are going at it...)
Chang Wang goes for a monkey flip, but Derrick North blocks it...
Derrick North throws Chang Wang into the turnbuckle...
Derrick North charges in with a clothesline, but Chang Wang moves out of the way...
Chang Wang hits Derrick North with a knee to the back...
Chang Wang hits an armdrag takedown on Derrick North...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang takes Derrick North down with a jumping elbow thrust...
Chang Wang hits Derrick North with it and goes for the pin...
(Ace Styles and Bang Wang are going at it...)
Ace Styles whips Bang Wang into the ropes, but Bang Wang reverses it...
Bang Wang executes a jumping side kick on Ace Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Ace Styles uses a spinebuster on Bang Wang...
Ace Styles uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Bang Wang...
Ace Styles uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Bang Wang...
Ace Styles goes for a DDT, but Bang Wang counters it with a backdrop...
Bang Wang uses a forearm to the back on Ace Styles...
Bang Wang gets a cobra clutch on Ace Styles...
Ace Styles is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Derrick North makes the save...
Bang Wang takes Ace Styles down with a savate kick...
Bang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Bang Wang tries to throw Ace Styles over the top rope...
** Ace Styles has been eliminated...
SJD: The Real Nightlife of Beverly Hills have been eliminated! The winners of the match and the #1 contenders for the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships – The Wang Dynasty!
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Winners: The Wang Dynasty
Time of match: 0:12:26
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens to right a locker room... Archibald Smythe is standing there with a microphone... He is dressed ready to compete and has the GEW World Television Championship over his shoulder...]
AS: First match back and the new gentleman in charge puts me in a championship match... Thanks for that Mr. Nixon... Much appreciated... Now I plan on going out there and showing that I was ALWAYS too good to wrestle in a fed with poor production values... Both the IXWA and UPW wanted me on their roster so I thought I would come back and add to my IXWA legacy and all being well one day I may well compete for UPW...
[A slight grin appears on his face...]
AS: Right now though I’m going to ringside with one championship belt and I fully intend to leave with two... OK... I’m done... Back to you clowns at ringside...
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
[The Vegas Kid sprints out onto the ramp and runs down to the ring...
SJD: From Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the IXWA Television Champion --- The Vegas Kid...
[He slides under the bottom rope...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds...He is the current GEW! WORLD! TELEVISION!! CHAMPION!!! "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes... He drops the GEW World Television Championship belt in his corner and smirks as he looks over at the IXWA Television Championship belt...]
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
IXWA Television Championship:
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe Vs The Vegas Kid
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
The Vegas Kid goes for a double leg takedown, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a double-axhandle to the back...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid locks Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe grabs the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid misses with a kick...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe misses with a kick...
Archibald Smythe executes a drop toe hold on The Vegas Kid...
Archibald Smythe uses a headlock takedown on The Vegas Kid...
Archibald Smythe goes for a sleeperhold, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a jawbreaker...
The Vegas Kid goes for a German suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with an elbowsmash...
Archibald Smythe hits a piledriver on The Vegas Kid...
Archibald Smythe catches The Vegas Kid in a camel clutch...
The Vegas Kid is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Vegas Kid tries to escape the hold...
The Vegas Kid inches his way towards the ropes after 6 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
The Vegas Kid nails Archibald Smythe with a head and arm suplex...
The chants for The Vegas Kid are deafening...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a slingshot suplex...
The Vegas Kid places Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
The Vegas Kid uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
The Vegas Kid catches Archibald Smythe in a side headlock...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe is writhing in pain...
Archibald Smythe reaches the ropes after 28 seconds...
The Vegas Kid takes Archibald Smythe down with an arm wringer...
The Vegas Kid hits a double leg takedown on Archibald Smythe...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black trips The Vegas Kid...
Dana Riggelman threatens Archibald Smythe with disqualification...
Dana Riggelman warns Dylan Black...
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
The Vegas Kid goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a facerake...
Archibald Smythe goes for a side headlock, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a back suplex...
The Vegas Kid executes a headlock takedown on Archibald Smythe...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a flying clothesline...
The crowd is really behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a snap suplex...
The crowd is really behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for a snap suplex, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a vertical suplex...
The chants for The Vegas Kid are deafening...
The Vegas Kid goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with an elbow...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe nails The Vegas Kid with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe nails The Vegas Kid with a kneebreaker...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
The Vegas Kid goes for a snap suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Archibald Smythe goes for a headlock takedown, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a back suplex...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
The Vegas Kid nails Archibald Smythe with an armdrag...
The Vegas Kid catches Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe is struggling to reach the ropes...
Archibald Smythe tries to escape the hold...
Archibald Smythe gets ahold of the ropes after 12 seconds...
The Vegas Kid uses a German suplex on Archibald Smythe...
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Vegas Kid goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits The Vegas Kid with a flying clothesline...
Archibald Smythe goes for a headlock takedown, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a back suplex...
The Vegas Kid goes for a knifehand chop, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a vertical suplex...
Archibald Smythe hits The Vegas Kid with a head and arm suplex...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid misses with a clothesline...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
The Vegas Kid sends Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
The Vegas Kid runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Archibald Smythe moves out of the way...
Archibald Smythe whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes, but The Vegas Kid reverses it...
The Vegas Kid puts Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe inches his way towards the ropes after 18 seconds...
The Vegas Kid hits a forearm smash on Archibald Smythe...
The Vegas Kid takes Archibald Smythe down with a drop toe hold...
The Vegas Kid catches Archibald Smythe in a leg grapevine...
Archibald Smythe makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds...
The Vegas Kid locks Archibald Smythe in a front facelock...
Archibald Smythe grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Dylan Black trips The Vegas Kid...
Dana Riggelman threatens Archibald Smythe with disqualification...
Dana Riggelman warns Dylan Black...
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
Archibald Smythe nails The Vegas Kid with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a flying cross body press...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe executes a vertical suplex on The Vegas Kid...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits The Vegas Kid with a snap suplex...
Archibald Smythe hits The Vegas Kid with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a double leg takedown, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a forearm to the back...
The Vegas Kid takes Archibald Smythe down with a drop toe hold...
The Vegas Kid hits a hiptoss on Archibald Smythe...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a backbreaker...
The Vegas Kid puts Archibald Smythe in a leg grapevine...
Archibald Smythe makes it to the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds...
The Vegas Kid nails Archibald Smythe with a gutwrench suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Vegas Kid takes Archibald Smythe down with a double underhook suplex...
The Vegas Kid sets up Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
The Vegas Kid hits a belly-to-back superplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going crazy...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe executes a dropkick on The Vegas Kid...
Archibald Smythe executes the Fall From Grace on The Vegas Kid...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The Vegas Kid complains about a fast count...
The crowd is going crazy...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEEEEWWWW IXWA Television Champion – “Aristocratic” Archibald Smythe...
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Archibald Smythe
Time of match: 0:10:42
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Backstage:
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[The camera started backstage where Ryan Keys gets ready for his next match... These last couple of weeks have been a bit hectic for him, and getting back into the IXWA ring is just what he needed to blow off some steam... He stretched his legs against a high container crate, showing off his flexibility... His ring gear shined in the low lights, surprisingly it looks decent yet revealing in the right light... He must mean business...]
Keys: I'm gonna keep this short and simple... It’s our first welcome back to IXWA and I am excited to step into the ring this week... Since I don't have a clue as to what happened to my champion status I guess I have to work my way up again, which I am totally fine with... I have no problems getting to that champion status again, I did it once when I was inexperience and I can do it again now that I have more experience... My brain works faster, my body responds a lot quicker and my ring gear keeps getting smaller... It’s a style I swear... Then again the crowd doesn’t mind the view they get... I’ve had no slips happen so far so I am good... But being back on IXWA mean more air time for me and spending time backstage... So here I am... Backstage doing stuff because fans... Not much happens back here so I apologize if you guys expected a full on brawl 24/7 backstage... That's only when ratings are down and the budget cuts come in... Now that's when the real fighting begins...
[Ryan took down his leg and began to stretch the other one... Bending down low to the ground showing off his strength to hold himself off while using his flexibility...]
Keys: Touching on what happened the last time we were all here - well... I won a championship... That’s pretty much it... I was let go on Sabbatical which I did not know what that meant until recently so I was very excited about it... I was supposed to defend my title against Subway but that match never happened and long story short I am the longest reigning IXWA Light Heavyweight champion... Ever... Which is a cool thing to say if you wanna run out of breath... But either way I wouldn’t have pegged myself to be holding it for this long... I haven’t gotten pinned, I haven’t gotten submitted or anything... But I am still fighting for it... I wish that I can say that I know who my opponents are in the ring, I didn’t get all that much of a chance to see what they are about in and off the ring... I know that like me they were former champions that got affected by the contract termination... I don’t understand it, but I am dealing with it... We are still in the dark about which championship we are fighting for, hopefully it’s not for the Bad Ass Babe championship... I am sorry for Alice Harris that doesn’t even get the chance to fight for her own title back, but that’s how things roll sometimes... We are all professional, we are all champions, we have not lost that title on our lack of skills... So this is going to be a hard match for any of us really... We don’t even know who we are challenging after the match is said and done which is a little unsettling, but I am just going to push through... My game is to fight like my title is on the line 24/7 and that how I am going to treat this match...
[He dropped the leg from the crate and started to stretch the other... Rolling his neck Ryan pushed out all the negativity and focused on his goal for now, which was to get back what was his... It didn’t matter who he was facing, Ryan was not going to stop fighting until he was champion again... Dropping down into an easy split leg stretch the young man continued...]
Keys: In Inglewood IXWA get to see me back in the ring even if I never really stepped down... The people around still know my name, still see me on TV or on some wrestling news and talk shows... And they are excited just like I am to be kicking ass... 2017 has been a great year for me so far and it can only get better the more I get out there...
[Looking down at himself Ryan was in the best shape he has ever been... Well toned and stronger than before... It’s the end result of someone that keep working on himself... With that being said he thought that he has teased the people watching long and got back up to his feet to finish...]
Keys: All I have to say now is that the rest of the champions better come prepared... I may look like the typical pretty boy douche bag, but those that think that haven’t really seen me in the ring... And they will get a rude awakening when all they will see is my knee drilling into their face... It’s the Master keys way, and I’ll gladly show it off... I'll make sure of it...
[The scene ends with Ryan waving off to the camera as it slowly fades out into a black screen... Ryan Keys is ready for his return match, and there is one goal in his mind, and that is to win... There were no doubts about that...]
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... It is a match to determine the #1 conteder to the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship and it features 4 individuals who curretly hold gold here in the IXWA... Introducing first...
Cue: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage
SJD: His opponent... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 225 pounds... He is the IXWA Rough Diamond Champion... This is "The Reject"... This is Dylaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaack!
[A huge pop hits the arena as Dylan Black comes out from behind the curtain and gives a huge shout to the crowd stating that he is here to fight... He unclips the championship belt from around his waist and holds it high above his head... He takes little time as he makes his way to and in to the ring as the fans throw streamers at him as he waits for the bell to ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?" by A Day to Remember
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 174lbs... He is the IXWA Light Heavyweight Champion... He is Ryaaaaaaan Keeeeeeys!
[Ryan walks in loving the reaction from the crowd, he smirks while walking to the stage, raising the hem of his shirt to show off his championship belt to the camera... He slides through the bottom ropes and jumps to a corner turnbuckle (right), where he tears his tank top off to get ready for the match...]
TM: So glad someone found his belt for him...
SJD: Their opponent...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron and unclipping her championship belt...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over her shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the match to start...]
SJD: And their opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
[RING! RING!]
[Yep! Joey Diamond's cell phone is ringing... He pulls it from his pocket and listens to the voice on the other hand...]
SJD: Yes sir... I understand... I will let them know...
[Diamond looks up and realises that 4 IXWA wrestlers and a referee are staring at him... He raises the microphone to his mouth...]
SJD: I have just taken a call from Tiberius Nixon and he has asked me to reiterate to you all that none of your championship belts will change hands as the result of ay pinfalls or submissions in this match...
[Most of the participants smile a smile of relief... Except for Styles - he just kind of snarls happily...]
SJD: However! Mr. Nixon has decreed that should this match end with a pinfall or a submission - the person who is pinned or forced to submit will not only be stripped of their championship, they will also be suspended indefinitely from the IXWA...
[Now the participants are starting to look uncomfortable... The referee walks around the ring collecting championship belts as Joey Diamond leaves the ring...]
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
Champion Clash - #1 Contender match:
"The Reject" Dylan Black
Vs Ryan Keys Vs Alice Harris Vs
"Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles hits a backdrop driver on Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Alice Harris with a DDT...
Brian Styles acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Brian Styles hits Alice Harris with a backbreaker...
Brian Styles hits a vertical suplex on Alice Harris...
Brian Styles punches Alice Harris...
Brian Styles punches Alice Harris...
Brian Styles is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Alice Harris punches Brian Styles...
Alice Harris is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Alice Harris punches Brian Styles...
Alice Harris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her...
Alice Harris chops Brian Styles...
Alice Harris uses an enzuigiri on Brian Styles...
Alice Harris nails Brian Styles with an arm wringer...
Alice Harris executes a Russian legsweep on Brian Styles...
Alice Harris tags out to Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ryan Keys with a kick...
Brian Styles tags out to Dylan Black...
Dylan Black puts Ryan Keys in the STF...
Ryan Keys is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ryan Keys is inching his way towards the ropes...
Dylan Black lets go after 14 seconds...
Dylan Black puts Ryan Keys in a side headlock...
Perry Crabtree asks Ryan Keys if he's had enough...
Ryan Keys shakes his head...
Ryan Keys gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 19 seconds...
Dylan Black locks Ryan Keys in a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
Ryan Keys is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ryan Keys is inching his way towards the ropes...
Dylan Black lets go after 12 seconds...
Dylan Black hits a fallaway slam on Ryan Keys...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black locks Ryan Keys in a kneebar...
Alice Harris makes the save...
Ryan Keys tags out to Alice Harris...
Alice Harris whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Dylan Black hits a swinging neckbreaker on Alice Harris...
Dylan Black locks Alice Harris in a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
Alice Harris makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Dylan Black executes a spinning back fist on Alice Harris...
Dylan Black whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Alice Harris goes for a Huracanrana, but Dylan Black counters it with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black hits Alice Harris with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with a kick...
Alice Harris and Dylan Black get hit with a double clothesline...
Alice Harris tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits a backdrop on Dylan Black...
Brian Styles goes for a backdrop driver, but Dylan Black counters it with a backward kick...
Dylan Black hits a dropkick on Brian Styles...
Dylan Black goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Brian Styles counters it with a side suplex...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles tags out to Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys hits a spinning back suplex on Dylan Black...
The chants for Ryan Keys are deafening...
Ryan Keys hits Dylan Black with a flip piledriver...
The crowd is behind Ryan Keys all the way...
Ryan Keys hits Dylan Black with a spin kick...
Ryan Keys tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a big boot...
Dylan Black takes Brian Styles down with an STO...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black covers Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black hits a backbreaker on Brian Styles...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Dylan Black with a kick...
Brian Styles whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits a dropkick on Dylan Black...
Brian Styles goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black executes a swinging neckbreaker on Brian Styles...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a thrust kick to the head...
The chants for Dylan Black are deafening...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black hits a bulldog on Brian Styles...
The chants for Dylan Black are deafening...
Dylan Black whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Dylan Black misses with a shoulderblock...
Dylan Black nails Brian Styles with a dropkick...
Dylan Black goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles kicks Dylan Black...
Brian Styles chops Dylan Black...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Dylan Black kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is behind Dylan Black all the way...
Dylan Black kicks Brian Styles...
Dylan Black punches Brian Styles...
The crowd is behind Dylan Black all the way...
Brian Styles kicks Dylan Black...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a half nelson suplex, but Dylan Black counters it with a backward kick...
Dylan Black nails Brian Styles with a jawbreaker...
Dylan Black whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles nails Dylan Black with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles kicks Dylan Black...
Brian Styles kicks Dylan Black...
Brian Styles is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dylan Black kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is behind Dylan Black all the way...
Dylan Black kicks Brian Styles...
Dylan Black goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles locks Dylan Black in a rolling takedown leglock...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
Perry Crabtree checks Dylan Black's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up!
Dylan Black fights his way out of the hold after 16 seconds...
Dylan Black whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Brian Styles hits Dylan Black with a clothesline...
Brian Styles goes for an STO, but Dylan Black counters it with a kneelift...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Dylan Black uses a back suplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black goes for a snap suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles chops Dylan Black...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Dylan Black punches Brian Styles...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Dylan Black with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles catches Dylan Black in a rolling takedown leglock...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
Ryan Keys makes the save...
Brian Styles goes for a piledriver, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black executes a powerbomb on Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black uses a leaping Tornado DDT on Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Dylan Black locks Brian Styles in a side headlock...
Brian Styles tries to escape the hold...
Dylan Black lets go after 14 seconds...
Dylan Black tags out to Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys goes for a handspring elbow, but Brian Styles side-steps and Ryan Keys crashes to the canvas...
Brian Styles puts Ryan Keys in a rear chinlock...
Ryan Keys makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles takes Ryan Keys down with a kneelift...
Brian Styles takes Ryan Keys down with a German suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for the STF, but Ryan Keys counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles hits Ryan Keys with a backdrop...
Brian Styles hits Ryan Keys with a series of mounted punches...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles covers Ryan Keys...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles executes a belly-to-back suplex on Ryan Keys...
Brian Styles hits a backdrop driver on Ryan Keys...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles throws Perry Crabtree out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree crawls back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree slowly gets up...
Brian Styles nails Ryan Keys with a forearm to the back...
Brian Styles uses a full nelson slam on Ryan Keys...
Brian Styles tags out to Alice Harris...
Alice Harris goes for a reverse Russian legsweep, but Ryan Keys blocks it...
Ryan Keys hits a jawbreaker on Alice Harris...
Ryan Keys takes Alice Harris down with a missile dropkick...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ryan Keys executes a DDT on Alice Harris...
The chants for Ryan Keys are deafening...
Ryan Keys catches Alice Harris totally by surprise...
The crowd is behind Ryan Keys all the way...
Ryan Keys executes the Master Key on Alice Harris...
The crowd is behind Ryan Keys all the way...
Ryan Keys goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Alice Harris complains about a fast count...
The crowd is behind Ryan Keys all the way...
SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender to the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship – the IXWA Light Heavyweight Champion – Ryan Keys!
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Winner and new #1 contender: Ryan Keys
Time of match: 0:12:07
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SJD: And also as a result of the outcome of the match – Alice Harris is stripped of the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship and has also been SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY!!!
[Alice Harris looks crestfallen as the referee hands championship belts back to the participant and hands the IXWA bad Ass Championship back to the time-keeper...]
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EARLIER TONIGHT
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[Nothing beats the great California sky... The light blue skies right over the Pacific Ocean and what makes it even better is the return of the IXWA to the great state... Certainly with 2017 upon us, this could be the place to be in this new year... As we are outside enjoying the great weather and the fans are continue to enter the building... The fans outside are getting their tickets and some fans are holding up signs of their favorite wrestlers and some are wearing the IXWA colors... Ah, you can take in that fresh air in California... As we enjoy the scenery, it is cut short but some god awful racket... Off in the distance we see nothing but smoke, which alarms us because it is heading right toward the arena... We don't know whether to call the fire department or the bomb squad... The cloud of smoke is coming upon us rather quickly... Some of our fans are heading for cover... As it approaches us we hear a clanking noise... The smoke is upon us as it suddenly comes to a halt... The smoke is all around us and some of the fans they decided to hang around are coughing because the smoke has probably gotten into their lungs... As the smoke starts to clear away we see a silver bug... The doors swing open to this old beat up car as you can see the paint peeling away and sound coming from the car sounds as if it is on its last wheels... Stepping out on the driver side is a young man wearing an university of Idaho t-shirt with gray shorts and black boots... On the passenger side is a gentleman wearing a yellow t-shirt with all black sweats and red boots... Both gentlemen have one half of the Extreme tag team titles thrown over their left shoulders...]
CROWD: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[It appears that Jimmie Guidry and Omar Watson better know to us as Thunder and Lightning have arrived...]
Omar Watson: Jesus, man are you getting a new car... After all we won the tag team titles the last time we stepped into an IXWA ring...
Jimmie Guidry: Dude, you know how much I love this car... My grandfather gave me this car...
Omar Watson: I know the story, but come on... I think you can afford a new car...
[They both start coughing...]
Jimmie Guidry: We got to hurry inside... Would like to make a good impression on the new boss...
Omar Watson: Seriously dude, you got a new car... Frostbite paid us well for helping him out with the Brotherhood...
[They head toward the building when they are approached by a hot young looking blonde wearing a green mini skirt and red high heel shoes...]
Kimberly: Guys, can I get a word with you...
[They stop as they both look at Kimberly...]
Jimmie Guidry: I saw her first...
Omar Watson: Like you would have a chance...
Jimmie Guidry: She has a twin sister, you know...
Omar Watson: Good point...
Kimberly: Gentlemen, congrats on the huge win over Satan Disciples - you are the new Extreme Tag Team champions...
[The two pat their tag team titles are their shoulders...]
Thunder and Lightning: Thank you...
Kimberly: Tonight you will defend those tag team titles against the winner of a tag team battle royal...
Jimmie Guidry: Listen, it took a lot to beat Doomsday and Lucifer, who in their own right were one of the best teams in this sport... They put our bodies through hell, but it was well worth it because we are holding the gold... I know that the two seven foot monsters are not on the current updated roster, but if they ever want their rematch they know where to find us...
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Omar Watson: Now we go from being the hunters to be the hunted... And we welcome that challenge to prove that we are one of the best teams not only in this company but in this sport... Now I know that we are at a disadvantage because we don't really know who we are going to fight until this tag team battle royal has a winner...
Jimmie Guidry: We will sit back in that locker room and we will study and whoever comes out on top... We will beat them and remain the tag team champions... We are looking forward to the next challenge whoever it happens to come from...
Omar Watson: We plan on staying the tag team champions, for quite sometime...
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kimberly: You said something about the Brotherhood earlier... Will they make their way to the IXWA?
Jimmie Guidry: No, they won't...
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Omar Watson: You never know... But there are no current plans for making their way here... If they did, nobody could stop them... Our focus is remaining the tag team champions, and tonight we begin to show the world just how good we really are...
Jimmie Guidry: If you will excuse us, we must go and met the new boss...
[The two head inside...]
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... And it is for the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships... Introducing first, already in the ring, at a total combined weight of 280 pounds... Bang Wang... Chang Wang... THE WANG DYNASTY!!!
[Bang and Chang wait in the ring...]
SJD: Their opponents... Also already in the ring, at a total combined weight of 452 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!!
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championship:
The Wang Dynasty Vs Thunder 'n' Lightning
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Omar Wilson nails Bang Wang with a rolling clothesline...
Omar Wilson nails Bang Wang with a frog splash...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Omar Wilson goes for a flying legdrop, but Bang Wang rolls out of the way...
Bang Wang goes for a side suplex, but Omar Wilson blocks it...
Omar Wilson hits Bang Wang...
Bang Wang kicks Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang chops Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson punches Bang Wang...
Omar Wilson kicks Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang executes a headlock takedown on Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang hits a kick to the midsection on Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang hits Omar Wilson with a knee to the back...
Bang Wang hits Omar Wilson with a jumping side kick...
Bang Wang uses a fist to the midsection on Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang takes Omar Wilson down with a headlock takedown...
Bang Wang executes the Suplex Power Bomb on Omar Wilson...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Bang Wang throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, Omar Wilson reenters the ring...
Bang Wang hits a DDT on Omar Wilson...
There are lots of chants for Bang Wang...
Bang Wang catches Omar Wilson in a sleeperhold...
Omar Wilson breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson hit Bang Wang with a double bodyslam...
Chang Wang enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double fist to the midsection...
Chang Wang gets back up and throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Jimmie Guidry with a double elbowsmash...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang nails Jimmie Guidry with a savate kick...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Bang Wang executes a DDT on Jimmie Guidry...
The crowd is really behind Bang Wang...
Chang Wang goes for a flying somersault splash, but Jimmie Guidry rolls out of the way...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry sends Chang Wang into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang comes back and rocks Jimmie Guidry with a clothesline...
Chang Wang uses an elbowsmash on Jimmie Guidry...
Chang Wang climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jimmie Guidry throws him to the mat...
The chants for Jimmie Guidry are deafening...
Jimmie Guidry is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry uses an uppercut on Chang Wang...
Jimmie Guidry puts Chang Wang in a cobra clutch...
Chang Wang inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry whips Chang Wang into the ropes, but Chang Wang reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Chang Wang with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a double handed choke bomb, but Chang Wang counters it with a kick to the midsection...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Chang Wang uses a jumping elbow thrust on Jimmie Guidry...
Bang Wang goes for a sleeperhold, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry hits a Death Valley Driver on Bang Wang...
Jimmie Guidry whips Bang Wang into the ropes...
Bang Wang uses a short lariat on Jimmie Guidry...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Bang Wang nails Jimmie Guidry with a short lariat...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Chang Wang goes for a double underhook suplex, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry takes Chang Wang down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry whips Chang Wang into the ropes, but Chang Wang reverses it...
Chang Wang hits Jimmie Guidry with a kick...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Jimmie Guidry with a belly-to-belly suplex...
The crowd is really behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry misses with a clothesline...
Bang Wang goes for a bodyslam, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Bang Wang...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry nails Bang Wang with an uppercut...
Jimmie Guidry executes the Thunderbolt on Bang Wang...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Chang Wang doesn't make it in time... three...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
SJD: The winners of the match and STILL IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions – Thunder ‘n’ Lightning!
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Winners: Thunder 'n' Lightning
Time of match: 0:05:58
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UPW presents...
SHOWDOWN 6
January 17, 2017
Centurylink Center in Omaha, NE
Tripp Skylark Vs "The Minnesota Assassin" Tex Colorado
"Poetry in Motion" Percy Monroe Vs Luscious Jasmine
"Good" Gordon Gaines Vs Windham Brody
The Down South Connection Vs Turner & Hooch
UPW Television Championship: "El Patron" Felix Sandoval Vs "Hardcore Icon" Brandon Franklin
Billy "The Regulator" James Vs Jeff Keenan
"Marvelous" Marco Matters Vs "Conceited Bastard" Chase Williams
Malcolm Shabazz Vs Glenn Chambers
Harrison Daniels III Vs "Jester" Chad Allen
Caleb Foley Vs "Legionarius" Antonio De Luca
UPW World Tag Team Championships: The Warriors Vs Dominion
*** MAIN EVENT: ***
"Basilisk" Dylan Cardinal Vs Liam Donegal
[Winner gets #40 in Ultimate Rumble whilst loser gets #1!]
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your man event of the evening... Introducing first...
Cue: "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence
SJD: Already in the ring and hailing from Columbus, Ohio... He weighs in at 215 pounds and is accompanied by his twin brother, Knight Kroft... This is "The Bad Seed" Bishop Kroft...
[The crowd are not really sure how to react to the guys in the ring... They have never seen them in action before...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the PA system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches the side of the ring... He scowls and shakes the side of the cage and glares at the crowd...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Global Heavyweight Champion... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring and the cage between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start...]
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
*** Main Event: ***
IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship:
"The Bad Seed" Bishop Kroft
Vs "The Natural" Mike Jamison
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mike Jamison goes for belly to belly suplex, but Bishop Kroft counters it with an elbow smash...
Bishop Kroft goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mike Jamison counters it with a dragon screw...
Mike Jamison goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Bishop Kroft counters it with a backdrop...
Bishop Kroft goes for a Samoan Drop, but Mike Jamison counters it with a crucifix...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a series of kicks to the chest...
Mike Jamison hits a Samoan Drop on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Bishop Kroft ducks out of the way...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison chops Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison punches Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a snapmare...
Mike Jamison catches Bishop Kroft in a figure-four leglock on the post...
Bishop Kroft manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 18 seconds...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with an enzuigiri...
Mike Jamison covers Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a neckbreaker drop...
The cheers for Mike Jamison are drowning out the boos...
Mike Jamison hits a T-Bone Suplex on Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a piledriver...
The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Jamison with only a few scattered boos audible...
Mike Jamison goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Bishop Kroft ducks out of the way...
Bishop Kroft locks Mike Jamison in a full nelson...
Mike Jamison reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Bishop Kroft goes for the Snake Eyes, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft goes for a backbreaker, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits a release German suplex on Bishop Kroft...
The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Jamison with only a few scattered boos audible...
Mike Jamison uses an enzuigiri on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison executes a T-Bone Suplex on Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a series of punches to the stomach...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with an Irish whip into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a piledriver...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison puts Bishop Kroft in a boot choke...
Scott Braski warns Mike Jamison to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Bishop Kroft ducks out of the way...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a shoulderblock to the midsection...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a kneelift...
Bishop Kroft goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison whips Bishop Kroft into the ropes, but Bishop Kroft reverses it...
Bishop Kroft goes for a bearhug, but Mike Jamison counters it with a punch...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with the Michinoku Driver...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with an atomic drop...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a backbreaker...
Bishop Kroft hits a running clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft uses a shoulderblock to the midsection on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a headbutt to the midsection...
Bishop Kroft is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Bishop Kroft gets a bearhug on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Mike Jamison is inching his way towards the ropes...
Mike Jamison reaches the ropes after holding out for 22 seconds...
Bishop Kroft kicks Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison punches Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft kicks Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison chops Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft hits a DDT on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft goes for a Samoan Drop, but Mike Jamison counters it with an elbowsmash...
Mike Jamison goes for a snapmare, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a double arm DDT...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft gets a bearhug on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 11 seconds...
Bishop Kroft goes for a bodyslam, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison whips Bishop Kroft into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with an elbow...
Bishop Kroft hits a short clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft goes for a headbutt to the midsection, but Mike Jamison counters it with a kneelift...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Bishop Kroft reverses it...
Bishop Kroft hits a bulldog on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a bodyslam...
Bishop Kroft goes for a big boot, but Mike Jamison ducks out of the way...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a piledriver...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison executes a piledriver on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Jamison goes for a snapmare, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft goes for a short clothesline, but Mike Jamison counters it with a hiptoss...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a series of punches to the stomach...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Bishop Kroft breaks the hold after 11 seconds...
Bishop Kroft hits a headbutt to the midsection on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft misses with a kick...
Bishop Kroft misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a kick...
Mike Jamison hits a series of stomps in the corner on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Jamison goes for an irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a double arm DDT...
Bishop Kroft goes for a chokehold, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison punches Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison chops Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Jamison punches Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft kicks Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft seemingly enjoys the boos...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a kick to the midsection...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a backbreaker...
Bishop Kroft sends Mike Jamison into the turnbuckle...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a bulldog...
Bishop Kroft seemingly enjoys the boos...
Bishop Kroft uses a backbreaker on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Bishop Kroft goes for a powerslam, but Mike Jamison counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
Mike Jamison goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft attempts to place Mike Jamison on the turnbuckle, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison kicks Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Bishop Kroft attempts to place Mike Jamison on the turnbuckle, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Bishop Kroft hits a Samoan Drop on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes, but Mike Jamison reverses it...
Bishop Kroft misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison whips Bishop Kroft into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with an elbow...
Mike Jamison hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison goes for a snapmare, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft goes for a powerbomb, but Mike Jamison counters it with a small package hold...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mike Jamison goes for a piledriver, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a backbreaker...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a bodyslam...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a big boot...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Bishop Kroft shoves down Scott Braski...
Bishop Kroft knocks down Scott Braski...
Scott Braski is out cold...
Scott Braski is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job...
Bishop Kroft executes the Seed of Doubt on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Bishop Kroft goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes, but Mike Jamison reverses it...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a shoulderblock...
Bishop Kroft goes for a legdrop, but Mike Jamison rolls out of the way...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft tries to escape the hold...
Bishop Kroft breaks the hold after 29 seconds...
Bishop Kroft locks Mike Jamison in a chokehold...
Scott Braski warns Bishop Kroft to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a short clothesline...
Knight Kroft enters the ring and hits Mike Jamison with a chair...
Mike Jamison is out cold...
Bishop Kroft executes a backbreaker on Mike Jamison...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft executes a running clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft uses a backdrop on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a short clothesline...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a bulldog...
The crowd is wildly cheering Bishop Kroft with only a few scattered boos audible...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Bishop Kroft...
The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Jamison with only a few scattered boos audible...
Mike Jamison covers Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a bulldog on Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft executes a running clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft uses a backdrop on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a short clothesline...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a bulldog...
The crowd is wildly cheering Bishop Kroft with only a few scattered boos audible...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Bishop Kroft...
The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Jamison with only a few scattered boos audible...
Mike Jamison covers Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a bulldog on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison hits a knife-edge chop on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison hits belly to belly suplex on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a T-Bone Suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison throws Scott Braski into the ringpost...
Scott Braski is out cold...
Scott Braski is back on the job...
Mike Jamison hits a series of kicks to the chest on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison hits a series of punches to the stomach on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison uses a series of punches to the stomach on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison uses a Samoan Drop on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with an irish whip into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a series of punches to the stomach...
The cheers for Mike Jamison are drowning out the boos...
Mike Jamison sends Bishop Kroft into the turnbuckle, but Bishop Kroft reverses it...
Bishop Kroft charges in with an avalanche in the corner...
Bishop Kroft executes the Seed of Doubt on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Bishop Kroft goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a kick...
Bishop Kroft uses a legdrop on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft goes for a full nelson, but Mike Jamison counters it with a go-behind...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Bishop Kroft ducks out of the way...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a kneelift...
Bishop Kroft chops Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft kicks Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
The crowd is wildly cheering Bishop Kroft with only a few scattered boos audible...
Bishop Kroft gets a bearhug on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Mike Jamison gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a swinging neckbreaker...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft misses with a clothesline...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
[DING! DING! DING!]
TM: What? What’s going on?
JT: I think I know...
SJD: Ladies and gentleman – I have been informed by the time keeper that the 20 minute time limit for this match has expired and therefore this match ends in a draw!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Winner and STILL IXWA Global Heavyweight Champion: Mike Jamison
Time of match: 0:20:00
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[Both Jamison and Kroft are hollering at the referee... Asking for him to allow the match to continue... Kroft is standing just feet away from Scott Braski yelling and pointing at him... Jamison scoops up his championship belt from the ring apron and drapes it over his shoulder before striding over to Kroft and pushing him physically out of the way... Jamison holds the championship belt up and laughs in the referees face...]
TM: Bad move on Jamison’s part!
JT: Huh?
TM: Kroft is furious!
[In the ring Bishop Kroft has an incensed look on his face as he waits for Mike Jamison to turn round... Knight Kroft has his head in his hands at ringside as he knows exactly what’s coming next... Bishop Kroft doesn’t have long to wait!]
TM: SEED OF DOUBT!!!!!
[As Jamison turns round to face Kroft he is greeted with a thunderous superkick which knocks him clean off his feet... Seconds later Kroft is kneeling next to Jamison and yelling at him!]
Cue: "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?" by A Day to Remember
JT: Huh? What the-----
[Ryan Keys strides out onto the stage with the IXWA Light Heavyweight championship draped over his shoulder... He stands at the top of the ramp and looks down towards the ring where Bishop Kroft has picked up the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship belt... Keys points towards the belt and then makes a motion saying that he will soon have it around his waist...]
"Ahem!"
[The XtremeTron flickers into life and shows Tiberius Nixon backstage in front of an IXWA logo...]
TN: Good evening gentlemen... Whilst Mike Jamison is having a little snooze in the middle of the ring - it seems that there are two young bucks making claim to being next in line for a title match... I won't lie - Bishop Kroft, you impressed me just now... You held the Global Heavyweight Champion to a time limit draw... That is impressive... But also - Ryan Keys, you beat THREE other champions in the same match and put one out of the IXWA indefinitely... That is also impressive... so - who should get the next title shot?
Half the crowd: RY-AN KEYS!
The other half: BISH-OP KROFT!
Half the crowd: RY-AN KEYS!
The other half: BISH-OP KROFT!
Half the crowd: RY-AN KEYS!
The other half: BISH-OP KROFT!
Half the crowd: RY-AN KEYS!
The other half: BISH-OP KROFT!
TN: You can't decide either? Well, I'll tell you what we are going to do... On the next 3 editions of Friday Night Beatdown - Ryan Keys will face Bishop Kroft in a best of 3 series with the winner of that going on to face Mike Jamison at Survival of the Fittest in March...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
TM: Oh good lord... The landscape of the IXWA shifted right before our very eyes...
JT: I like this Tiberius Nixon guy! He has some great ideas...
TM: Folks we are right out of time... So long and good night...
JT: Thank goodness for that... I need to pee...
[Beatdown goes off the air with Jamison just starting to come round as Kroft stands in the ring yelling obscenities at Keys at ringside...]
© IXWA Productions 2017
Ryan: HEY A CAMERA... OH... TOO LOUD... There we go... Welcome back to IXWA, it’s nice to see you man, or at least one of you... You’re one of the hardest working people here, which I am guessing that you got called to come back very early, right? I mean...
[Soon came in Mandy and Kimberly McGraff which had as much of a confused face on them as the rest of the people... Mandy yanked the megaphone away from Ryan’s face and shouted into it...]
Mandy: HEY RYAN! We have a question to ask you...
[She says in a cheerful way, probably thinking it was funny... With a wink she smiles and puts down the megaphone when Kimberly starts to talk...]
Kimberly: Ryan, what is this cry for attention about? The entire building can hear you talking nonsense, and the people are starting to talk...
[Ryan rubs his ears that were still ringing from Mandy before wrestling the megaphone out of Mandy’s hands... Raising it up to his lips he talked right on Kimberly’s face...]
Ryan: THANKS KIMBERLY! Too loud... Yes I know the entire building can hear me, that’s the point... I want people to know that IXWA is back since a lot don’t really know about it... I mean I didn’t... When did you two get contacted?
[Dropping the megaphone to the ground behind him Ryan waited for the two sisters to respond... He has a massive smile on his face when he sees Mandy enjoyed his childish antics... But Ryan was trying to get across a message that not a lot of people know that IXWA is back on... Mandy spoke up first since the other was having a hard time getting herself together...]
Mandy: Us, well we got an email on October with a possible return notice... And then we were given a schedule around the holidays for a return show on January... Mostly everyone did... Within a week all of us were ready for Friday Night Beatdown in Inglewood... Didn’t you get called?
Ryan: That is a very good answer and a nice question... And no... I didn’t... I got the email, but then I get a call 5 days ago telling me that I am in a #1 Contender's match against Dylan Black, Alice Harris and Brian Styles... For what championship? I don’t know... I thought that I was still the longest running IXWA Light Heavyweight champion... Even the company congratulated me on Twitter close to Christmas, which I thought that was really nice... How was yours by the way?
[Ryan asked and Mandy started to list off how great the holiday was for her before they got rudely interrupted by the other sister that was still there for some reason... With a harsh tone Kimberly continues on with the interview while getting between Ryan and Mandy...]
Kimberly: Well it seems like you are no longer the champion and you have to work your way up like everybody else because every champion was stripped of their championship when their contracts got terminated when CEO of IXWA Tiberius Nixon took over... What do you have to say about that...
[Ryan nodded while distracted by adjusting the straps on his tight ring gear... Obviously he wasn’t listening which made Kimberly shake her head in disgust...]
Kimberly: With that attitude we can see why you are in a #1 contender's match... It looks like you have your own thoughts about the match and the wrestlers in it... Care to share? And leave the megaphone out...
[He was about to grab the device but decided against it when Mandy took it for herself... With a smile Ryan turned to the serious interviewer and calmly explained his thoughts...]
Ryan: Look, Kim... Can I call you Kim? I’m going to call you Kim... Okay, Kimberly it doesn’t matter to me if I am in a #1 contender's match... I became champion once and I can do it again... I have the skill, I got the brain and I got the flexibility to deal with this type of thing... I say bring it on... I have no ring rust because while I was on sabbatical from this company I was making my way through the ranks facing off against anyone in any ring... I’ve gotten beaten up pretty bad and I have seriously messed people up as a response... So I am more than ready to step into the ring and fight...
[Looking back at the longest reigning IXWA Light Heavyweight champion kept a determined look on his face before he addressed his opponents that night... It would be a new year for them and this was Ryan’s year...]
Ryan: And I want to let the other people that I am facing that they are stepping into the ring with a champion that has never lost his title... That has not been pinned or submitted for it... And I am getting in that ring to fight like a champion... As if my title is on the line... That is the only way I work... And that’s the way it’s going to go down... I’ll be smiling the whole way down to that ring and up again after a win knowing that I was the first person to welcome them back to IXWA...
[Walking off Ryan could feel Kimberly’s eyes burning into the back of him as Mandy laughed and continued on play with the megaphone... The IXWA theme music turned up in the background as the scene faded out to the Friday Night Beatdown opening video...]
[The eerie strums of a bass chord...]
IXWA PRESENTS:
[Guitars kick in...]
#Cue "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs#
[Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe arrive and sit at the IXWA Announcer's table... Taylor leans back in his chair, kicking his feet up as he slicks back his hair... Fast motion style; we see the venue fill to capacity with screaming fans!]
#Watching the people get lairy#
#It's not very pretty I tell thee#
[The Wang Dynasty lay in to an unidentified team with a pair of chair shots! Bang Wang leaps up to Chang Wang's raised hand to slap him five...]
#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#
[Dylan Black floats through the air to the ringside area and lands on Scotty Bloom... He spins up to his feet and leans back against the guardrail, the fans at ringside celebrating with the death-defying highflier!]
#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#
[Brian Styles applies a VICIOUS crossface to Ned Norton, screaming bloody murders as he wrenches back nearly snapping the man's neck!]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[Ryan Keys, dripping in sweat, hoists Archibald Smythe up and hits the Master Key and then gets to his feet and Brian Styles rips him in half with a blindsided spear!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Wang Bros driving The Masked Terror's head into the mat with a devastating double DDT!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The Vegas Kid seen with Scotty Bloom on the ring apron, he suplexes Bloom off the apron and out of view!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[We see Alice Harris leap off the ring apron with a flying DDT on Devil Tokyo!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Scotty Bloom sitting on the top rope... The Masked Terror then delivers a top-rope powerbomb, driving Bloom to the canvas!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there... #
[Brian Styles fights to get The Masked Terror into position and then drills him into the canvas with the Pandy Plunge...]
#La-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
#Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la#
[A bloodied and battered Brian Styles pulls Mike Jamison up... And gets nailed with a knee to the mid-section!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Mike Hunt hit the "G" spot on Ned Norton!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Bishop Kroft holds The Great Kazama up! Kroft punches Kazama -- laying him out in the ring! Kroft went to cover, but Styles in from behind nailed Beauty with a boot to the back of the head...]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Chaos in the ring as Ryan Keys and Bishop Kroft are clawing through the sea of turquoise shirted IXWA security! The guards hold the two men apart, until Brian Styles springs out and nails Keys with a steel chair shot to the head!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[Double Entendres are shown jabbing their jaws on the microphone, Tiberius Nixon exchanging heated words with Chaos Theory! Security storms the entrance ramp and hauls Dick Ryder & Mike Hunt out of the building!]
#And if there's anybody left in here,#
#That doesn't want to be out there!#
[Through a window we see a man tied in a straight jacket, viciously throwing himself around the padded room... He rushes the window, smashing his head repeatedly against the Plexiglas, drawing blood from his own forehead... He rips through a silent scream: The man is clearly insane!]
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
#I PREDICT A RIOT!#
[The music dies down, and replaced with the live, capacity crowd screaming their heads off...]
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* FRIDAY NIGHT BEATDOWN *
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[We then cut to ringside where Justin Taylor and Tony Monroe are seated behind the announce desk...]
JT: That guy does realise that he is STILL the IXWA Light Heavyweight Champion doesn’t he?
TM: I am not sure that he does...
JT: What a douche! The champions were the only ones that weren't released from their contracts... I hope someone hands him his championship belt back before the match... I think he has put it down somewhere and mislaid it...
TM: Anyway! We're ready for our first match of 2017 and it is a big old battle royal and a tag team one at that... There are 16 men in the ring and there will only be two at the end...
JT: Ring the bell!
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
Tag Team #1 Contenders Battle Royal:
California Destruction Crew ("The Horror Show" Max Crash & Murda One)
Chaos Theory (Tom Malice & Drake Steel)
End Game (J.C. Magnum & Michael Thunder)
Golden Candy ("Golden" Gary Glam & "Sweet As Candy" Kenny Lust)
Island Storm ("Malibu" Mike Madison & Roni Tupa)
Masked Confusion (Crimson Mask & Rey Phantasmo)
The Real Nightlife of Beverly Hills (Ace Styles & "Dynamite" Derrick North)
The Wang Dynasty (Bang Wang & Chang Wang)
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Roni Tupa tries to throw Max Crash over the top rope...
** Max Crash has been eliminated...
SJD: The California Destruction Crew have been eliminated!!!
The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Roni Tupa...
(Roni Tupa and Michael Thunder are going at it...)
Roni Tupa goes for a lariat, but Michael Thunder counters it with a crucifix...
Michael Thunder tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
Michael Thunder runs into the ropes...
Michael Thunder goes for a Huracanrana, but Roni Tupa counters it with a tiger driver...
Roni Tupa is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Roni Tupa goes for a DDT, but Michael Thunder counters it with a small package...
Michael Thunder goes for a flying huracanrana, but Roni Tupa counters it with a power bomb...
Roni Tupa is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Roni Tupa sets up Michael Thunder on the turnbuckle...
Roni Tupa uses a superplex on Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Roni Tupa chops Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa hits Michael Thunder...
Michael Thunder hits Roni Tupa...
Michael Thunder hits Roni Tupa with a release tiger suplex...
Michael Thunder tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
Michael Thunder goes for a double foot stomp, but Roni Tupa rolls out of the way...
Roni Tupa goes for a legdrop, but Michael Thunder rolls out of the way...
A small "Michael Thunder" chant is being started...
J.C. Magnum goes for a sitout power bomb, but Roni Tupa blocks it...
Roni Tupa hits Michael Thunder with a series of punches...
Roni Tupa nails Michael Thunder with a Huracanrana...
Roni Tupa hits a low blow on Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa hits a punch on Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa nails Michael Thunder with a DDT...
Roni Tupa works the crowd...
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos...
Roni Tupa executes the Tupasault on Michael Thunder...
Roni Tupa places Michael Thunder on the turnbuckle...
Roni Tupa executes a superplex on Michael Thunder...
Numerous fans are using Roni Tupa for target practice...
Roni Tupa whips Michael Thunder into the turnbuckle...
Roni Tupa runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Roni Tupa executes a clothesline on Michael Thunder...
(Chang Wang and J.C. Magnum are going at it...)
Chang Wang hits an elbowsmash on J.C. Magnum...
(Chang Wang and Tom Malice are going at it...)
Chang Wang tries to throw Tom Malice over the top rope...
** Tom Malice has been eliminated...
SJD: Chaos Theory have been eliminated!
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
(Chang Wang and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Chang Wang kicks Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang chops Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo kicks Chang Wang...
Rey Phantasmo kicks Chang Wang...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang chops Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo chops Chang Wang...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang punches Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang hits Rey Phantasmo with a diving elbow smash...
The crowd is cheering on Chang Wang...
Chang Wang uses a monkey flip on Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
Chang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Chang Wang takes Rey Phantasmo down with leg scissors...
Bang Wang takes Rey Phantasmo down with a side suplex...
Chang Wang uses a jumping elbow thrust on Rey Phantasmo...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo takes Chang Wang down with a tilt-a-whirl suplex...
The crowd is booing Rey Phantasmo...
(Mike Maddison and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Mike Maddison whips Rey Phantasmo into the ropes, but Rey Phantasmo reverses it...
Mike Maddison misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Maddison hits Rey Phantasmo with a kick...
(Derrick North and J.C. Magnum are going at it...)
Derrick North goes for a kick to the midsection, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a legsweep...
J.C. Magnum runs into the ropes...
J.C. Magnum hits Derrick North with a clothesline...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Derrick North into the ropes...
They hit Derrick North with a double backdrop...
J.C. Magnum takes Derrick North down with an eye gouge...
(Gary Glam and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Gary Glam hits a flying bulldog on Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Gary Glam goes for a vertical suplex, but Rey Phantasmo slides down his back...
Rey Phantasmo executes a faceslam on Gary Glam...
Rey Phantasmo is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Rey Phantasmo executes a flying splash on Gary Glam...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a legsweep...
Bang Wang uses a legsweep on Roni Tupa...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson come to ringside...
Bang Wang whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa hits Bang Wang with a shoulderblock...
Roni Tupa executes a series of punches on Bang Wang...
(J.C. Magnum and Mike Maddison are going at it...)
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double elbowsmash...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double clothesline...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double backdrop...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double backdrop...
J.C. Magnum runs into the ropes...
Mike Maddison nails J.C. Magnum with an armdrag takedown...
Mike Maddison whips J.C. Magnum into the ropes, but J.C. Magnum reverses it...
J.C. Magnum and Mike Maddison get hit with a double clothesline...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double kick to the midsection...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They hit Mike Maddison with a double clothesline...
J.C. Magnum and Michael Thunder whip Mike Maddison into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Mike Maddison with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Mike Maddison goes for a hiptoss, but J.C. Magnum counters it with a facerake...
J.C. Magnum whips Mike Maddison into the ropes, but Mike Maddison reverses it...
J.C. Magnum misses with a clothesline...
Mike Maddison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Maddison misses with a shoulderblock...
Mike Maddison hits J.C. Magnum with a clothesline...
J.C. Magnum falls out of the ring...
** J.C. Magnum has been eliminated...
SJD: End Game have been eliminated!
The crowd is cheering on Mike Maddison...
(Mike Maddison and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
(Bang Wang and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo nails Bang Wang with a bodyslam...
(Mike Maddison and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Mike Maddison executes a hiptoss on Rey Phantasmo...
Mike Maddison locks Rey Phantasmo in a figure-four leglock...
Rey Phantasmo is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Rey Phantasmo is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Rey Phantasmo tries to fight the pain...
Mike Maddison lets go after 17 seconds...
Mike Maddison uses a reverse neckbreaker on Rey Phantasmo...
Mike Maddison has the crowd going wild...
Mike Maddison hits a dragon screw on Rey Phantasmo...
Mike Maddison uses a punch on Rey Phantasmo...
Roni Tupa attempts to place Rey Phantasmo on the turnbuckle, but Rey Phantasmo blocks it...
Roni Tupa nails Rey Phantasmo with a reverse neckbreaker...
The boos are resurfacing again...
Mike Maddison executes a flying splash on Rey Phantasmo...
Mike Maddison has the crowd going wild...
Mike Maddison and Roni Tupa whip Rey Phantasmo into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Rey Phantasmo with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
A fan at ringside badmouths Rey Phantasmo...
Rey Phantasmo runs into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo misses with an elbow...
Rey Phantasmo hits Mike Maddison with a kick...
(Gary Glam and Rey Phantasmo are going at it...)
Kenny Lust uses a dropkick on Rey Phantasmo...
Gary Glam hits Rey Phantasmo with a backslide...
Gary Glam takes Rey Phantasmo down with a low blow...
Gary Glam hits Rey Phantasmo...
Gary Glam has the crowd going wild...
Gary Glam punches Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Rey Phantasmo punches Gary Glam...
Rey Phantasmo is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Rey Phantasmo kicks Gary Glam...
Rey Phantasmo further incites the crowd...
Gary Glam hits Rey Phantasmo...
Gary Glam has the crowd going wild...
Gary Glam hits Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Gary Glam executes the Gold Rush on Rey Phantasmo...
The crowd is going crazy...
Gary Glam throws Rey Phantasmo into the turnbuckle, but Rey Phantasmo reverses it...
Rey Phantasmo runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Gary Glam lifts his knee...
Gary Glam nails Rey Phantasmo with a low blow...
Gary Glam whips Rey Phantasmo into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo misses with a kick...
Rey Phantasmo misses with a shoulderblock...
Rey Phantasmo hits Gary Glam with a clothesline...
Gary Glam falls out of the ring...
** Gary Glam has been eliminated...
SJD: Golden Candy have been eliminated!
Rey Phantasmo is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
(Rey Phantasmo and Derrick North are going at it...)
Rey Phantasmo kicks Derrick North...
Rey Phantasmo punches Derrick North...
Rey Phantasmo is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Rey Phantasmo punches Derrick North...
Rey Phantasmo climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Derrick North nails him in the stomach...
Rey Phantasmo falls onto the top turnbuckle...
Rey Phantasmo falls back into the ring...
Derrick North takes Rey Phantasmo down with a forearm to the back...
(Rey Phantasmo and Ace Styles are going at it...)
Rey Phantasmo uses a fallaway slam on Ace Styles...
Rey Phantasmo whips Ace Styles into the ropes...
Rey Phantasmo misses with a shoulderblock...
Rey Phantasmo hits Ace Styles with a kick...
Rey Phantasmo hits Ace Styles with a spinwheel kick...
Rey Phantasmo goes for a clothesline, but Ace Styles counters it with a belly-to-belly suplex...
Ace Styles uses a Samoan Drop on Rey Phantasmo...
Ace Styles executes the Styles Special on Rey Phantasmo...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles tries to throw Rey Phantasmo over the top rope...
** Rey Phantasmo has been eliminated...
SJD: Masked Confusion have been eliminated!
The crowd is cheering on Ace Styles...
(Ace Styles and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Ace Styles uses a roundhouse right on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles goes for a kick to the midsection, but Roni Tupa counters it with a legsweep...
Roni Tupa goes for a chinlock, but Ace Styles blocks it...
Ace Styles uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles uses a clothesline on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa misses with a clothesline...
Ace Styles hits Roni Tupa with a shoulderblock...
Ace Styles goes for a clothesline, but Roni Tupa counters it with a hiptoss...
Roni Tupa hits Ace Styles with a punch...
Roni Tupa punches Ace Styles...
Ace Styles chops Roni Tupa...
Roni Tupa kicks Ace Styles...
Roni Tupa kicks Ace Styles...
Roni Tupa is being booed out of the building...
Roni Tupa punches Ace Styles...
Roni Tupa is being booed out of the building...
Roni Tupa tries to throw Ace Styles over the top rope...
Ace Styles hangs on to the top rope...
Ace Styles slides back in under the bottom rope...
Ace Styles nails Roni Tupa with a spinebuster...
Ace Styles executes a clothesline on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles hits a clothesline on Roni Tupa...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang executes an earringer on Roni Tupa...
Bang Wang hits a kick to the midsection on Roni Tupa...
Bang Wang whips Roni Tupa into the turnbuckle...
Bang Wang runs shoulder-first into the corner...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Roni Tupa uses a punch on Bang Wang...
Roni Tupa whips Bang Wang into the ropes, but Bang Wang reverses it...
Roni Tupa hits Bang Wang with a clothesline...
Roni Tupa executes a lariat on Bang Wang...
Roni Tupa uses a chop on Bang Wang...
Roni Tupa hits Bang Wang with a chop...
(Mike Maddison and Derrick North are going at it...)
Mike Maddison runs into the ropes...
Mike Maddison misses with a kick...
Mike Maddison hits Derrick North with an elbow...
Mike Maddison runs into the ropes...
Derrick North goes for a punch, but Mike Maddison blocks it...
Mike Maddison hits Derrick North with a reverse neckbreaker...
The crowd is going crazy...
Mike Maddison hits a flying forearm on Derrick North...
Mike Maddison climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Derrick North throws him to the mat...
Derrick North hits a kick to the midsection on Mike Maddison...
Derrick North whips Mike Maddison into the ropes...
Mike Maddison hits Derrick North with an elbow...
Mike Maddison goes for a headlock takedown, but Derrick North throws him off...
Derrick North whips Mike Maddison into the turnbuckle...
Derrick North runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Mike Maddison moves out of the way...
Mike Maddison nails Derrick North with a vertical suplex...
Mike Maddison whips Derrick North into the turnbuckle...
Mike Maddison goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but Derrick North counters it with a facerake...
(Roni Tupa and Derrick North are going at it...)
Roni Tupa uses a clothesline on Derrick North...
(Mike Maddison and Derrick North are going at it...)
Mike Maddison runs into the ropes...
Derrick North hits Mike Maddison with an elbow...
Derrick North uses a punch on Mike Maddison...
(Ace Styles and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Ace Styles uses a clothesline on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa hits Ace Styles with a backdrop...
Roni Tupa whips Ace Styles into the ropes...
Roni Tupa hits Ace Styles with a kick...
Roni Tupa executes a series of stomps on Ace Styles...
The crowd is vociferously booing Roni Tupa...
(Derrick North and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Derrick North puts Roni Tupa in an abdominal stretch...
Roni Tupa tries to escape the hold...
Roni Tupa breaks the hold after 10 seconds...
Roni Tupa chops Derrick North...
Roni Tupa is being booed out of the building...
Roni Tupa kicks Derrick North...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Roni Tupa hits Derrick North...
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable...
Roni Tupa takes Derrick North down with a low blow...
Roni Tupa goes for a DDT, but Derrick North counters it with a low blow...
Derrick North whips Roni Tupa into the ropes, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa nails Derrick North with a punch...
Roni Tupa throws Derrick North into the turnbuckle, but Derrick North reverses it...
Derrick North runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Roni Tupa lifts his knee...
Roni Tupa nails Derrick North with a clothesline...
(Ace Styles and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Ace Styles goes for a roundhouse right, but Roni Tupa reverses it...
Roni Tupa goes for a pumphandle slam, but Ace Styles blocks it...
Ace Styles executes the Styles Special on Roni Tupa...
Ace Styles is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Ace Styles chops Roni Tupa...
The crowd is cheering on Ace Styles...
Ace Styles punches Roni Tupa...
The crowd is cheering on Ace Styles...
(Derrick North and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Derrick North goes for a back suplex, but Roni Tupa blocks it...
Roni Tupa whips Derrick North into the ropes, but Derrick North reverses it...
Derrick North and Roni Tupa get hit with a double clothesline...
Derrick North tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
Roni Tupa hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Roni Tupa slides back in under the bottom rope...
(Chang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Chang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a lariat...
Chang Wang executes a DDT on Roni Tupa...
Chang Wang takes Roni Tupa down with a DDT...
Chang Wang has the crowd going wild...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a jumping side kick...
(Chang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Chang Wang takes Roni Tupa down with a brain buster...
The crowd is going crazy...
Chang Wang stares at someone in the front row...
The crowd is going crazy...
Chang Wang executes a flying somersault splash on Roni Tupa...
The crowd is going crazy...
Chang Wang executes the Suplex Piledriver on Roni Tupa...
The crowd is going crazy...
Chang Wang hits a power bomb on Roni Tupa...
The crowd is going crazy...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
Roni Tupa hangs on to the top rope for dear life...
Roni Tupa slides back in under the bottom rope...
Bang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a savate kick...
Bang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Bang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a jumping side kick...
Bang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Bang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
Bang Wang executes a kneelift on Roni Tupa...
Bang Wang uses a jumping side kick on Roni Tupa...
Bang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
(Roni Tupa and Derrick North are going at it...)
Roni Tupa tries to throw Derrick North over the top rope...
Derrick North hangs on to the top rope...
Derrick North slides back in under the bottom rope...
Derrick North punches Roni Tupa...
Derrick North hits Roni Tupa...
The crowd is cheering on Derrick North...
Derrick North uses a kick to the midsection on Roni Tupa...
Derrick North locks Roni Tupa in an abdominal stretch...
Roni Tupa gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds...
Derrick North and Ace Styles whip Roni Tupa into the ropes...
Derrick North and Ace Styles hit Roni Tupa with a double bodyslam...
Derrick North and Ace Styles whip Roni Tupa into the ropes...
They attempt to hit Roni Tupa with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline...
Veronica throws Derrick North the her purse...
Derrick North hits Roni Tupa with it and goes for the pin...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Derrick North misses with a kick...
Roni Tupa hits a clothesline on Derrick North...
Derrick North runs into the ropes...
Derrick North hits Roni Tupa with a kick...
Derrick North uses a DDT on Roni Tupa...
The crowd is cheering on Derrick North...
(Mike Maddison and Derrick North are going at it...)
Mike Maddison whips Derrick North into the ropes...
Mike Maddison hits Derrick North with a clothesline...
Mike Maddison goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Derrick North blocks it...
(Derrick North and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Derrick North sends Roni Tupa into the turnbuckle...
Derrick North charges in with a clothesline...
(Chang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Chang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
He didn't succeed...
Chang Wang goes for a double underhook backbreaker, but Roni Tupa blocks it...
Roni Tupa and Mike Maddison whip Chang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Chang Wang with a double elbowsmash...
Roni Tupa whips Chang Wang into the ropes, but Chang Wang reverses it...
Chang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Roni Tupa hits Chang Wang with an elbow...
Roni Tupa puts Chang Wang in a surfboard...
Chang Wang inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Roni Tupa runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang misses with a clothesline...
Chang Wang hits Roni Tupa with a kick...
(Roni Tupa and Derrick North are going at it...)
Roni Tupa uses a punch on Derrick North...
(Bang Wang and Roni Tupa are going at it...)
Bang Wang takes Roni Tupa down with an enzuigiri...
Bang Wang tries to throw Roni Tupa over the top rope...
** Roni Tupa has been eliminated...
SJD: Island Storm have been eliminated!
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
(Bang Wang and Derrick North are going at it...)
Bang Wang takes Derrick North down with a legsweep...
Bang Wang goes for an armbar submission, but Derrick North blocks it...
Derrick North nails Bang Wang with a headlock takedown...
(Chang Wang and Derrick North are going at it...)
Chang Wang goes for a monkey flip, but Derrick North blocks it...
Derrick North throws Chang Wang into the turnbuckle...
Derrick North charges in with a clothesline, but Chang Wang moves out of the way...
Chang Wang hits Derrick North with a knee to the back...
Chang Wang hits an armdrag takedown on Derrick North...
Chang Wang runs into the ropes...
Chang Wang takes Derrick North down with a jumping elbow thrust...
Chang Wang hits Derrick North with it and goes for the pin...
(Ace Styles and Bang Wang are going at it...)
Ace Styles whips Bang Wang into the ropes, but Bang Wang reverses it...
Bang Wang executes a jumping side kick on Ace Styles...
The crowd is cheering on Bang Wang...
Bang Wang runs into the ropes...
Ace Styles uses a spinebuster on Bang Wang...
Ace Styles uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Bang Wang...
Ace Styles uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Bang Wang...
Ace Styles goes for a DDT, but Bang Wang counters it with a backdrop...
Bang Wang uses a forearm to the back on Ace Styles...
Bang Wang gets a cobra clutch on Ace Styles...
Ace Styles is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Derrick North makes the save...
Bang Wang takes Ace Styles down with a savate kick...
Bang Wang is getting a good reaction from the crowd...
Bang Wang tries to throw Ace Styles over the top rope...
** Ace Styles has been eliminated...
SJD: The Real Nightlife of Beverly Hills have been eliminated! The winners of the match and the #1 contenders for the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships – The Wang Dynasty!
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Winners: The Wang Dynasty
Time of match: 0:12:26
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Backstage:
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[Scene opens to right a locker room... Archibald Smythe is standing there with a microphone... He is dressed ready to compete and has the GEW World Television Championship over his shoulder...]
AS: First match back and the new gentleman in charge puts me in a championship match... Thanks for that Mr. Nixon... Much appreciated... Now I plan on going out there and showing that I was ALWAYS too good to wrestle in a fed with poor production values... Both the IXWA and UPW wanted me on their roster so I thought I would come back and add to my IXWA legacy and all being well one day I may well compete for UPW...
[A slight grin appears on his face...]
AS: Right now though I’m going to ringside with one championship belt and I fully intend to leave with two... OK... I’m done... Back to you clowns at ringside...
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... And is for the IXWA Television Championship... Introducing first...
[The Vegas Kid sprints out onto the ramp and runs down to the ring...
SJD: From Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 245 pounds, he is the IXWA Television Champion --- The Vegas Kid...
[He slides under the bottom rope...]
SJD: His opponent...
["Clubbed to Death" by Escala starts over the PA as "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe walks out from the locker room area and stops to apparently revel in the negative reaction from the crowd...]
SJD: Hailing from Royal Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, England and weighing in at 243 pounds...He is the current GEW! WORLD! TELEVISION!! CHAMPION!!! "Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe!
[After a second or two, he sneers at the crowd and walks down to the ring and walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes... He drops the GEW World Television Championship belt in his corner and smirks as he looks over at the IXWA Television Championship belt...]
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
IXWA Television Championship:
"Aristocratic" Archibald Smythe Vs The Vegas Kid
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
The Vegas Kid goes for a double leg takedown, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a double-axhandle to the back...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid locks Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe grabs the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid misses with a kick...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Archibald Smythe misses with a kick...
Archibald Smythe executes a drop toe hold on The Vegas Kid...
Archibald Smythe uses a headlock takedown on The Vegas Kid...
Archibald Smythe goes for a sleeperhold, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a jawbreaker...
The Vegas Kid goes for a German suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with an elbowsmash...
Archibald Smythe hits a piledriver on The Vegas Kid...
Archibald Smythe catches The Vegas Kid in a camel clutch...
The Vegas Kid is struggling to reach the ropes...
The Vegas Kid tries to escape the hold...
The Vegas Kid inches his way towards the ropes after 6 seconds...
Archibald Smythe goes for a backdrop, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
The Vegas Kid nails Archibald Smythe with a head and arm suplex...
The chants for The Vegas Kid are deafening...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a slingshot suplex...
The Vegas Kid places Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
The Vegas Kid uses a belly-to-belly superplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
The Vegas Kid catches Archibald Smythe in a side headlock...
Archibald Smythe is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Archibald Smythe is writhing in pain...
Archibald Smythe reaches the ropes after 28 seconds...
The Vegas Kid takes Archibald Smythe down with an arm wringer...
The Vegas Kid hits a double leg takedown on Archibald Smythe...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black trips The Vegas Kid...
Dana Riggelman threatens Archibald Smythe with disqualification...
Dana Riggelman warns Dylan Black...
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
The Vegas Kid goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a facerake...
Archibald Smythe goes for a side headlock, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a back suplex...
The Vegas Kid executes a headlock takedown on Archibald Smythe...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a flying clothesline...
The crowd is really behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a snap suplex...
The crowd is really behind Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for a snap suplex, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a vertical suplex...
The chants for The Vegas Kid are deafening...
The Vegas Kid goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with an elbow...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe nails The Vegas Kid with a shoulderblock...
Archibald Smythe nails The Vegas Kid with a kneebreaker...
Archibald Smythe goes for a gutwrench suplex, but The Vegas Kid blocks it...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
The Vegas Kid goes for a snap suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a small package...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, kickout...
Archibald Smythe goes for a headlock takedown, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a back suplex...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a shoulderblock...
The Vegas Kid nails Archibald Smythe with an armdrag...
The Vegas Kid catches Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe is struggling to reach the ropes...
Archibald Smythe tries to escape the hold...
Archibald Smythe gets ahold of the ropes after 12 seconds...
The Vegas Kid uses a German suplex on Archibald Smythe...
Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, kickout...
The Vegas Kid goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Archibald Smythe counters it with a punch...
Archibald Smythe runs into the ropes...
Archibald Smythe hits The Vegas Kid with a flying clothesline...
Archibald Smythe goes for a headlock takedown, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a back suplex...
The Vegas Kid goes for a knifehand chop, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a vertical suplex...
Archibald Smythe hits The Vegas Kid with a head and arm suplex...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a swinging neckbreaker...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid misses with a clothesline...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a kick...
The Vegas Kid sends Archibald Smythe into the turnbuckle...
The Vegas Kid runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Archibald Smythe moves out of the way...
Archibald Smythe whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes, but The Vegas Kid reverses it...
The Vegas Kid puts Archibald Smythe in an abdominal stretch...
Archibald Smythe inches his way towards the ropes after 18 seconds...
The Vegas Kid hits a forearm smash on Archibald Smythe...
The Vegas Kid takes Archibald Smythe down with a drop toe hold...
The Vegas Kid catches Archibald Smythe in a leg grapevine...
Archibald Smythe makes it to the ropes after 7 seconds...
The Vegas Kid locks Archibald Smythe in a front facelock...
Archibald Smythe grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
The Vegas Kid whips Archibald Smythe into the ropes, but Archibald Smythe reverses it...
Dylan Black trips The Vegas Kid...
Dana Riggelman threatens Archibald Smythe with disqualification...
Dana Riggelman warns Dylan Black...
Dana Riggelman is back on the job...
Archibald Smythe nails The Vegas Kid with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe takes The Vegas Kid down with a flying cross body press...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Archibald Smythe executes a vertical suplex on The Vegas Kid...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe hits The Vegas Kid with a snap suplex...
Archibald Smythe hits The Vegas Kid with a backdrop...
Archibald Smythe whips The Vegas Kid into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid goes for a fireman's carry takedown, but Archibald Smythe blocks it...
Archibald Smythe goes for a double leg takedown, but The Vegas Kid counters it with a forearm to the back...
The Vegas Kid takes Archibald Smythe down with a drop toe hold...
The Vegas Kid hits a hiptoss on Archibald Smythe...
The Vegas Kid hits Archibald Smythe with a backbreaker...
The Vegas Kid puts Archibald Smythe in a leg grapevine...
Archibald Smythe makes it to the ropes after holding out for 7 seconds...
The Vegas Kid nails Archibald Smythe with a gutwrench suplex...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, in the ropes...
The Vegas Kid takes Archibald Smythe down with a double underhook suplex...
The Vegas Kid sets up Archibald Smythe on the turnbuckle...
The Vegas Kid hits a belly-to-back superplex on Archibald Smythe...
The crowd is going crazy...
The Vegas Kid runs into the ropes...
The Vegas Kid misses with a clothesline...
Archibald Smythe executes a dropkick on The Vegas Kid...
Archibald Smythe executes the Fall From Grace on The Vegas Kid...
The crowd is cheering on Archibald Smythe...
Archibald Smythe goes for the pin...
Dana Riggelman counts: One, two, three...
The Vegas Kid complains about a fast count...
The crowd is going crazy...
SJD: The winner of the match and the NEEEEEEEEEWWWW IXWA Television Champion – “Aristocratic” Archibald Smythe...
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Winner and NEW IXWA Television Champion: Archibald Smythe
Time of match: 0:10:42
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Backstage:
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[The camera started backstage where Ryan Keys gets ready for his next match... These last couple of weeks have been a bit hectic for him, and getting back into the IXWA ring is just what he needed to blow off some steam... He stretched his legs against a high container crate, showing off his flexibility... His ring gear shined in the low lights, surprisingly it looks decent yet revealing in the right light... He must mean business...]
Keys: I'm gonna keep this short and simple... It’s our first welcome back to IXWA and I am excited to step into the ring this week... Since I don't have a clue as to what happened to my champion status I guess I have to work my way up again, which I am totally fine with... I have no problems getting to that champion status again, I did it once when I was inexperience and I can do it again now that I have more experience... My brain works faster, my body responds a lot quicker and my ring gear keeps getting smaller... It’s a style I swear... Then again the crowd doesn’t mind the view they get... I’ve had no slips happen so far so I am good... But being back on IXWA mean more air time for me and spending time backstage... So here I am... Backstage doing stuff because fans... Not much happens back here so I apologize if you guys expected a full on brawl 24/7 backstage... That's only when ratings are down and the budget cuts come in... Now that's when the real fighting begins...
[Ryan took down his leg and began to stretch the other one... Bending down low to the ground showing off his strength to hold himself off while using his flexibility...]
Keys: Touching on what happened the last time we were all here - well... I won a championship... That’s pretty much it... I was let go on Sabbatical which I did not know what that meant until recently so I was very excited about it... I was supposed to defend my title against Subway but that match never happened and long story short I am the longest reigning IXWA Light Heavyweight champion... Ever... Which is a cool thing to say if you wanna run out of breath... But either way I wouldn’t have pegged myself to be holding it for this long... I haven’t gotten pinned, I haven’t gotten submitted or anything... But I am still fighting for it... I wish that I can say that I know who my opponents are in the ring, I didn’t get all that much of a chance to see what they are about in and off the ring... I know that like me they were former champions that got affected by the contract termination... I don’t understand it, but I am dealing with it... We are still in the dark about which championship we are fighting for, hopefully it’s not for the Bad Ass Babe championship... I am sorry for Alice Harris that doesn’t even get the chance to fight for her own title back, but that’s how things roll sometimes... We are all professional, we are all champions, we have not lost that title on our lack of skills... So this is going to be a hard match for any of us really... We don’t even know who we are challenging after the match is said and done which is a little unsettling, but I am just going to push through... My game is to fight like my title is on the line 24/7 and that how I am going to treat this match...
[He dropped the leg from the crate and started to stretch the other... Rolling his neck Ryan pushed out all the negativity and focused on his goal for now, which was to get back what was his... It didn’t matter who he was facing, Ryan was not going to stop fighting until he was champion again... Dropping down into an easy split leg stretch the young man continued...]
Keys: In Inglewood IXWA get to see me back in the ring even if I never really stepped down... The people around still know my name, still see me on TV or on some wrestling news and talk shows... And they are excited just like I am to be kicking ass... 2017 has been a great year for me so far and it can only get better the more I get out there...
[Looking down at himself Ryan was in the best shape he has ever been... Well toned and stronger than before... It’s the end result of someone that keep working on himself... With that being said he thought that he has teased the people watching long and got back up to his feet to finish...]
Keys: All I have to say now is that the rest of the champions better come prepared... I may look like the typical pretty boy douche bag, but those that think that haven’t really seen me in the ring... And they will get a rude awakening when all they will see is my knee drilling into their face... It’s the Master keys way, and I’ll gladly show it off... I'll make sure of it...
[The scene ends with Ryan waving off to the camera as it slowly fades out into a black screen... Ryan Keys is ready for his return match, and there is one goal in his mind, and that is to win... There were no doubts about that...]
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall... It is a match to determine the #1 conteder to the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship and it features 4 individuals who curretly hold gold here in the IXWA... Introducing first...
Cue: "This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage
SJD: His opponent... Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 225 pounds... He is the IXWA Rough Diamond Champion... This is "The Reject"... This is Dylaaaaaaaan Blaaaaaaaack!
[A huge pop hits the arena as Dylan Black comes out from behind the curtain and gives a huge shout to the crowd stating that he is here to fight... He unclips the championship belt from around his waist and holds it high above his head... He takes little time as he makes his way to and in to the ring as the fans throw streamers at him as he waits for the bell to ring...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?" by A Day to Remember
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 174lbs... He is the IXWA Light Heavyweight Champion... He is Ryaaaaaaan Keeeeeeys!
[Ryan walks in loving the reaction from the crowd, he smirks while walking to the stage, raising the hem of his shirt to show off his championship belt to the camera... He slides through the bottom ropes and jumps to a corner turnbuckle (right), where he tears his tank top off to get ready for the match...]
TM: So glad someone found his belt for him...
SJD: Their opponent...
[The modern metal cover of the iconic 70's track "Call Me" kicks in and we get some booing as Alice walks out of the entrance way in a white zip up sweater styled jacket which is open... Standing there and smiling to herself, she starts scanning the ring area... She notices a few of the fans being not too receptive of her and flashes them a cheeky wink as she confidently walks towards the ring, her hips slightly swaying... Reaching the apron, she slips her jacket off and tosses it aside before climbing up onto the apron and unclipping her championship belt...]
SJD: Making her way to the ring, standing at 5 foot 7, weighing in at 131lbs... From Your Wildest Dreams... She is the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Champion - "The Dirty Little Thing" Alice Harris!
[Climbing into the ring, slowly ducking under the ropes and flashing a wink at whoever she catches looking a little 'too long', Alice gets back to a standing base and walks towards Joey, planting a kiss on his cheek, draping her championship belt over her shoulder and winking at him once again before retreating to the corner, leaning back against the post and with arms outstretched, waiting for the match to start...]
SJD: And their opponent...
[As the crowd sits in their seats in the bleachers and ringside in folding chairs, they quickly turn to the parting curtain while Drowning Pool's "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" begins to rip over the venue's speaker system... Emerging from behind the black curtain would come the mountain of a man, with severe intensity in his blue eyes... Shirtless to show off his powerful upper torso physique, he threw up black and blue gloved hands as he began his thunderous stomp down the aisle way in a pair of black wrestling shorts while the soles of his black ankle high boots stomped onto the floor one step at a time...]
SJD: Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 277 pounds... He is the IXWA Survival of the Fittest Champion... He is "Pandemonium" Brian Styles!
[Reaching the ring he rolled his neck and gives a side to side bounce before turning quickly and heading to the steel steps, stampeding up them and onto the apron before ducking into the ring and bouncing side to side to loosen up with a look of fierce intensity in his eyes as the song faded out...]
[RING! RING!]
[Yep! Joey Diamond's cell phone is ringing... He pulls it from his pocket and listens to the voice on the other hand...]
SJD: Yes sir... I understand... I will let them know...
[Diamond looks up and realises that 4 IXWA wrestlers and a referee are staring at him... He raises the microphone to his mouth...]
SJD: I have just taken a call from Tiberius Nixon and he has asked me to reiterate to you all that none of your championship belts will change hands as the result of ay pinfalls or submissions in this match...
[Most of the participants smile a smile of relief... Except for Styles - he just kind of snarls happily...]
SJD: However! Mr. Nixon has decreed that should this match end with a pinfall or a submission - the person who is pinned or forced to submit will not only be stripped of their championship, they will also be suspended indefinitely from the IXWA...
[Now the participants are starting to look uncomfortable... The referee walks around the ring collecting championship belts as Joey Diamond leaves the ring...]
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
Champion Clash - #1 Contender match:
"The Reject" Dylan Black
Vs Ryan Keys Vs Alice Harris Vs
"Pandemonium" Brian Styles
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Brian Styles hits a backdrop driver on Alice Harris...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles nails Alice Harris with a DDT...
Brian Styles acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Brian Styles hits Alice Harris with a backbreaker...
Brian Styles hits a vertical suplex on Alice Harris...
Brian Styles punches Alice Harris...
Brian Styles punches Alice Harris...
Brian Styles is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Alice Harris punches Brian Styles...
Alice Harris is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Alice Harris punches Brian Styles...
Alice Harris acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering her...
Alice Harris chops Brian Styles...
Alice Harris uses an enzuigiri on Brian Styles...
Alice Harris nails Brian Styles with an arm wringer...
Alice Harris executes a Russian legsweep on Brian Styles...
Alice Harris tags out to Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Ryan Keys with a kick...
Brian Styles tags out to Dylan Black...
Dylan Black puts Ryan Keys in the STF...
Ryan Keys is struggling to reach the ropes...
Ryan Keys is inching his way towards the ropes...
Dylan Black lets go after 14 seconds...
Dylan Black puts Ryan Keys in a side headlock...
Perry Crabtree asks Ryan Keys if he's had enough...
Ryan Keys shakes his head...
Ryan Keys gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 19 seconds...
Dylan Black locks Ryan Keys in a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
Ryan Keys is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Ryan Keys is inching his way towards the ropes...
Dylan Black lets go after 12 seconds...
Dylan Black hits a fallaway slam on Ryan Keys...
The crowd is really behind Dylan Black...
Dylan Black locks Ryan Keys in a kneebar...
Alice Harris makes the save...
Ryan Keys tags out to Alice Harris...
Alice Harris whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Dylan Black hits a swinging neckbreaker on Alice Harris...
Dylan Black locks Alice Harris in a single-leg takedown into a leglock...
Alice Harris makes it to the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds...
Dylan Black executes a spinning back fist on Alice Harris...
Dylan Black whips Alice Harris into the ropes...
Alice Harris goes for a Huracanrana, but Dylan Black counters it with a power bomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black hits Alice Harris with a powerbomb...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Alice Harris misses with a kick...
Alice Harris and Dylan Black get hit with a double clothesline...
Alice Harris tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles hits a backdrop on Dylan Black...
Brian Styles goes for a backdrop driver, but Dylan Black counters it with a backward kick...
Dylan Black hits a dropkick on Brian Styles...
Dylan Black goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Brian Styles counters it with a side suplex...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Brian Styles tags out to Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys hits a spinning back suplex on Dylan Black...
The chants for Ryan Keys are deafening...
Ryan Keys hits Dylan Black with a flip piledriver...
The crowd is behind Ryan Keys all the way...
Ryan Keys hits Dylan Black with a spin kick...
Ryan Keys tags out to Brian Styles...
Brian Styles runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a big boot...
Dylan Black takes Brian Styles down with an STO...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black covers Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black hits a backbreaker on Brian Styles...
Dylan Black has the crowd going wild...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Dylan Black with a kick...
Brian Styles whips Dylan Black into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits a dropkick on Dylan Black...
Brian Styles goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black executes a swinging neckbreaker on Brian Styles...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a thrust kick to the head...
The chants for Dylan Black are deafening...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a shoulderblock...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a powerslam...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black hits a bulldog on Brian Styles...
The chants for Dylan Black are deafening...
Dylan Black whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Dylan Black misses with a shoulderblock...
Dylan Black nails Brian Styles with a dropkick...
Dylan Black goes for a diving shoulderblock, but Brian Styles ducks out of the way...
Brian Styles kicks Dylan Black...
Brian Styles chops Dylan Black...
Brian Styles is eliciting a sizable round of boos...
Dylan Black kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is behind Dylan Black all the way...
Dylan Black kicks Brian Styles...
Dylan Black punches Brian Styles...
The crowd is behind Dylan Black all the way...
Brian Styles kicks Dylan Black...
A fan at ringside badmouths Brian Styles...
Brian Styles goes for a half nelson suplex, but Dylan Black counters it with a backward kick...
Dylan Black nails Brian Styles with a jawbreaker...
Dylan Black whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with a shoulderblock...
Brian Styles nails Dylan Black with a back heel kick...
Brian Styles kicks Dylan Black...
Brian Styles kicks Dylan Black...
Brian Styles is being booed like there is no tomorrow...
Dylan Black kicks Brian Styles...
The crowd is behind Dylan Black all the way...
Dylan Black kicks Brian Styles...
Dylan Black goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles locks Dylan Black in a rolling takedown leglock...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
Perry Crabtree checks Dylan Black's arm...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it falls...
He lifts it... it stays up!
Dylan Black fights his way out of the hold after 16 seconds...
Dylan Black whips Brian Styles into the ropes...
Brian Styles misses with an elbow...
Brian Styles hits Dylan Black with a clothesline...
Brian Styles goes for an STO, but Dylan Black counters it with a kneelift...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Dylan Black hits Brian Styles with a clothesline...
Dylan Black uses a back suplex on Brian Styles...
The crowd is going crazy...
Dylan Black goes for a snap suplex, but Brian Styles blocks it...
Brian Styles chops Dylan Black...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Dylan Black punches Brian Styles...
Dylan Black runs into the ropes...
Brian Styles hits Dylan Black with a kick to the knee...
Brian Styles catches Dylan Black in a rolling takedown leglock...
Dylan Black tries to escape the hold...
Ryan Keys makes the save...
Brian Styles goes for a piledriver, but Dylan Black blocks it...
Dylan Black executes a powerbomb on Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Dylan Black uses a leaping Tornado DDT on Brian Styles...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Dylan Black locks Brian Styles in a side headlock...
Brian Styles tries to escape the hold...
Dylan Black lets go after 14 seconds...
Dylan Black tags out to Ryan Keys...
Ryan Keys goes for a handspring elbow, but Brian Styles side-steps and Ryan Keys crashes to the canvas...
Brian Styles puts Ryan Keys in a rear chinlock...
Ryan Keys makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds...
Brian Styles takes Ryan Keys down with a kneelift...
Brian Styles takes Ryan Keys down with a German suplex...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles goes for the STF, but Ryan Keys counters it with a small package...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Ryan Keys whips Brian Styles into the ropes, but Brian Styles reverses it...
Brian Styles hits Ryan Keys with a backdrop...
Brian Styles hits Ryan Keys with a series of mounted punches...
Brian Styles further incites the crowd...
Brian Styles covers Ryan Keys...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles executes a belly-to-back suplex on Ryan Keys...
Brian Styles hits a backdrop driver on Ryan Keys...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Brian Styles throws Perry Crabtree out of the ring...
Perry Crabtree is out cold...
Perry Crabtree crawls back into the ring...
Perry Crabtree slowly gets up...
Brian Styles nails Ryan Keys with a forearm to the back...
Brian Styles uses a full nelson slam on Ryan Keys...
Brian Styles tags out to Alice Harris...
Alice Harris goes for a reverse Russian legsweep, but Ryan Keys blocks it...
Ryan Keys hits a jawbreaker on Alice Harris...
Ryan Keys takes Alice Harris down with a missile dropkick...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, kickout...
Ryan Keys executes a DDT on Alice Harris...
The chants for Ryan Keys are deafening...
Ryan Keys catches Alice Harris totally by surprise...
The crowd is behind Ryan Keys all the way...
Ryan Keys executes the Master Key on Alice Harris...
The crowd is behind Ryan Keys all the way...
Ryan Keys goes for the pin...
Perry Crabtree counts: One, two, three...
Alice Harris complains about a fast count...
The crowd is behind Ryan Keys all the way...
SJD: The winner of the match and the new #1 contender to the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship – the IXWA Light Heavyweight Champion – Ryan Keys!
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Winner and new #1 contender: Ryan Keys
Time of match: 0:12:07
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SJD: And also as a result of the outcome of the match – Alice Harris is stripped of the IXWA Bad Ass Babe Championship and has also been SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY!!!
[Alice Harris looks crestfallen as the referee hands championship belts back to the participant and hands the IXWA bad Ass Championship back to the time-keeper...]
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[Nothing beats the great California sky... The light blue skies right over the Pacific Ocean and what makes it even better is the return of the IXWA to the great state... Certainly with 2017 upon us, this could be the place to be in this new year... As we are outside enjoying the great weather and the fans are continue to enter the building... The fans outside are getting their tickets and some fans are holding up signs of their favorite wrestlers and some are wearing the IXWA colors... Ah, you can take in that fresh air in California... As we enjoy the scenery, it is cut short but some god awful racket... Off in the distance we see nothing but smoke, which alarms us because it is heading right toward the arena... We don't know whether to call the fire department or the bomb squad... The cloud of smoke is coming upon us rather quickly... Some of our fans are heading for cover... As it approaches us we hear a clanking noise... The smoke is upon us as it suddenly comes to a halt... The smoke is all around us and some of the fans they decided to hang around are coughing because the smoke has probably gotten into their lungs... As the smoke starts to clear away we see a silver bug... The doors swing open to this old beat up car as you can see the paint peeling away and sound coming from the car sounds as if it is on its last wheels... Stepping out on the driver side is a young man wearing an university of Idaho t-shirt with gray shorts and black boots... On the passenger side is a gentleman wearing a yellow t-shirt with all black sweats and red boots... Both gentlemen have one half of the Extreme tag team titles thrown over their left shoulders...]
CROWD: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[It appears that Jimmie Guidry and Omar Watson better know to us as Thunder and Lightning have arrived...]
Omar Watson: Jesus, man are you getting a new car... After all we won the tag team titles the last time we stepped into an IXWA ring...
Jimmie Guidry: Dude, you know how much I love this car... My grandfather gave me this car...
Omar Watson: I know the story, but come on... I think you can afford a new car...
[They both start coughing...]
Jimmie Guidry: We got to hurry inside... Would like to make a good impression on the new boss...
Omar Watson: Seriously dude, you got a new car... Frostbite paid us well for helping him out with the Brotherhood...
[They head toward the building when they are approached by a hot young looking blonde wearing a green mini skirt and red high heel shoes...]
Kimberly: Guys, can I get a word with you...
[They stop as they both look at Kimberly...]
Jimmie Guidry: I saw her first...
Omar Watson: Like you would have a chance...
Jimmie Guidry: She has a twin sister, you know...
Omar Watson: Good point...
Kimberly: Gentlemen, congrats on the huge win over Satan Disciples - you are the new Extreme Tag Team champions...
[The two pat their tag team titles are their shoulders...]
Thunder and Lightning: Thank you...
Kimberly: Tonight you will defend those tag team titles against the winner of a tag team battle royal...
Jimmie Guidry: Listen, it took a lot to beat Doomsday and Lucifer, who in their own right were one of the best teams in this sport... They put our bodies through hell, but it was well worth it because we are holding the gold... I know that the two seven foot monsters are not on the current updated roster, but if they ever want their rematch they know where to find us...
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Omar Watson: Now we go from being the hunters to be the hunted... And we welcome that challenge to prove that we are one of the best teams not only in this company but in this sport... Now I know that we are at a disadvantage because we don't really know who we are going to fight until this tag team battle royal has a winner...
Jimmie Guidry: We will sit back in that locker room and we will study and whoever comes out on top... We will beat them and remain the tag team champions... We are looking forward to the next challenge whoever it happens to come from...
Omar Watson: We plan on staying the tag team champions, for quite sometime...
CROWD: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kimberly: You said something about the Brotherhood earlier... Will they make their way to the IXWA?
Jimmie Guidry: No, they won't...
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Omar Watson: You never know... But there are no current plans for making their way here... If they did, nobody could stop them... Our focus is remaining the tag team champions, and tonight we begin to show the world just how good we really are...
Jimmie Guidry: If you will excuse us, we must go and met the new boss...
[The two head inside...]
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Ringside:
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where “Sparkling” Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall... And it is for the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championships... Introducing first, already in the ring, at a total combined weight of 280 pounds... Bang Wang... Chang Wang... THE WANG DYNASTY!!!
[Bang and Chang wait in the ring...]
SJD: Their opponents... Also already in the ring, at a total combined weight of 452 pounds... They are the IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions... Jimmie Guidry... Omar Wilson... THUNDER 'N' LIGHTNING!!!
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
IXWA Extreme Tag Team Championship:
The Wang Dynasty Vs Thunder 'n' Lightning
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Omar Wilson nails Bang Wang with a rolling clothesline...
Omar Wilson nails Bang Wang with a frog splash...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Omar Wilson goes for a flying legdrop, but Bang Wang rolls out of the way...
Bang Wang goes for a side suplex, but Omar Wilson blocks it...
Omar Wilson hits Bang Wang...
Bang Wang kicks Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang chops Omar Wilson...
Omar Wilson punches Bang Wang...
Omar Wilson kicks Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang executes a headlock takedown on Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang hits a kick to the midsection on Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang hits Omar Wilson with a knee to the back...
Bang Wang hits Omar Wilson with a jumping side kick...
Bang Wang uses a fist to the midsection on Omar Wilson...
Bang Wang takes Omar Wilson down with a headlock takedown...
Bang Wang executes the Suplex Power Bomb on Omar Wilson...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Bang Wang throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Scott Braski counts: one, two, three, Omar Wilson reenters the ring...
Bang Wang hits a DDT on Omar Wilson...
There are lots of chants for Bang Wang...
Bang Wang catches Omar Wilson in a sleeperhold...
Omar Wilson breaks the hold after 7 seconds...
Omar Wilson tags out to Jimmie Guidry...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson hit Bang Wang with a double bodyslam...
Chang Wang enters the ring, but gets cut off...
Jimmie Guidry and Omar Wilson whip Bang Wang into the ropes...
They hit Bang Wang with a double fist to the midsection...
Chang Wang gets back up and throws Omar Wilson out of the ring...
Bang Wang and Chang Wang hit Jimmie Guidry with a double elbowsmash...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Bang Wang nails Jimmie Guidry with a savate kick...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Bang Wang executes a DDT on Jimmie Guidry...
The crowd is really behind Bang Wang...
Chang Wang goes for a flying somersault splash, but Jimmie Guidry rolls out of the way...
Bang Wang leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry sends Chang Wang into the turnbuckle...
Chang Wang comes back and rocks Jimmie Guidry with a clothesline...
Chang Wang uses an elbowsmash on Jimmie Guidry...
Chang Wang climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jimmie Guidry throws him to the mat...
The chants for Jimmie Guidry are deafening...
Jimmie Guidry is going for the cover...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry uses an uppercut on Chang Wang...
Jimmie Guidry puts Chang Wang in a cobra clutch...
Chang Wang inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds...
Jimmie Guidry whips Chang Wang into the ropes, but Chang Wang reverses it...
Jimmie Guidry hits Chang Wang with a kick...
Jimmie Guidry goes for a double handed choke bomb, but Chang Wang counters it with a kick to the midsection...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Chang Wang uses a jumping elbow thrust on Jimmie Guidry...
Bang Wang goes for a sleeperhold, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Chang Wang leaves the ring...
Jimmie Guidry hits a Death Valley Driver on Bang Wang...
Jimmie Guidry whips Bang Wang into the ropes...
Bang Wang uses a short lariat on Jimmie Guidry...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Bang Wang nails Jimmie Guidry with a short lariat...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Bang Wang tags out to Chang Wang...
Chang Wang goes for a double underhook suplex, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry takes Chang Wang down with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Jimmie Guidry whips Chang Wang into the ropes, but Chang Wang reverses it...
Chang Wang hits Jimmie Guidry with a kick...
Chang Wang tags out to Bang Wang...
Bang Wang hits Jimmie Guidry with a belly-to-belly suplex...
The crowd is really behind Bang Wang...
Bang Wang whips Jimmie Guidry into the ropes...
Jimmie Guidry misses with a clothesline...
Bang Wang goes for a bodyslam, but Jimmie Guidry blocks it...
Jimmie Guidry executes a gutwrench powerbomb on Bang Wang...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Jimmie Guidry nails Bang Wang with an uppercut...
Jimmie Guidry executes the Thunderbolt on Bang Wang...
The crowd is going into a frenzy...
Jimmie Guidry goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, Chang Wang doesn't make it in time... three...
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Jimmie Guidry...
SJD: The winners of the match and STILL IXWA Extreme Tag Team Champions – Thunder ‘n’ Lightning!
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Winners: Thunder 'n' Lightning
Time of match: 0:05:58
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SHOWDOWN 6
January 17, 2017
Centurylink Center in Omaha, NE
Tripp Skylark Vs "The Minnesota Assassin" Tex Colorado
"Poetry in Motion" Percy Monroe Vs Luscious Jasmine
"Good" Gordon Gaines Vs Windham Brody
The Down South Connection Vs Turner & Hooch
UPW Television Championship: "El Patron" Felix Sandoval Vs "Hardcore Icon" Brandon Franklin
Billy "The Regulator" James Vs Jeff Keenan
"Marvelous" Marco Matters Vs "Conceited Bastard" Chase Williams
Malcolm Shabazz Vs Glenn Chambers
Harrison Daniels III Vs "Jester" Chad Allen
Caleb Foley Vs "Legionarius" Antonio De Luca
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"Basilisk" Dylan Cardinal Vs Liam Donegal
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[The scene cuts to the middle of the ring where "Sparkling" Joey Diamond is standing, resplendent in a dark blue suit with a gold IXWA logo embroidered on the breast of the jacket...]
SJD: This contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your man event of the evening... Introducing first...
Cue: "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence
SJD: Already in the ring and hailing from Columbus, Ohio... He weighs in at 215 pounds and is accompanied by his twin brother, Knight Kroft... This is "The Bad Seed" Bishop Kroft...
[The crowd are not really sure how to react to the guys in the ring... They have never seen them in action before...]
SJD: His opponent...
Cue: "Who Shot Ya" by Biggie Smalls
[The music blasts over the PA system as "The Natural" Mike Jamison is greeted with a chorus of boos while his hands are raised in the air as if he was expecting a large pop from the crowd... He stops and puts his hands down, looks left to right while jawing some remarks at the crowd for not cheering him... He then turns his attention to the ring and bounces back and forth for a minute before having a prize fighter look as he approaches the side of the ring... He scowls and shakes the side of the cage and glares at the crowd...]
SJD: Fighting out of Cleveland, Ohio... He weighs in at 235 pounds... He is the IXWA Global Heavyweight Champion... "The Natural" Mike Jamison!!!
[Jamison climbs the ringside steps and again engages in a war of words with the fans before entering the ring and the cage between the top and middle rope and leaning with his back against the top turnbuckle waiting for the match to start...]
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IXWA FRIDAY NGHT BEATDOWN
JANUARY 6, 2017
*** Main Event: ***
IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship:
"The Bad Seed" Bishop Kroft
Vs "The Natural" Mike Jamison
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[DING! DING! DING!]
They lock up...
Mike Jamison goes for belly to belly suplex, but Bishop Kroft counters it with an elbow smash...
Bishop Kroft goes for a kick to the midsection, but Mike Jamison counters it with a dragon screw...
Mike Jamison goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Bishop Kroft counters it with a backdrop...
Bishop Kroft goes for a Samoan Drop, but Mike Jamison counters it with a crucifix...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a series of kicks to the chest...
Mike Jamison hits a Samoan Drop on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Bishop Kroft ducks out of the way...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison chops Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison punches Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a snapmare...
Mike Jamison catches Bishop Kroft in a figure-four leglock on the post...
Bishop Kroft manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 18 seconds...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with an enzuigiri...
Mike Jamison covers Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a neckbreaker drop...
The cheers for Mike Jamison are drowning out the boos...
Mike Jamison hits a T-Bone Suplex on Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a piledriver...
The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Jamison with only a few scattered boos audible...
Mike Jamison goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Bishop Kroft ducks out of the way...
Bishop Kroft locks Mike Jamison in a full nelson...
Mike Jamison reaches the ropes after 5 seconds...
Bishop Kroft goes for the Snake Eyes, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft goes for a backbreaker, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison hits a release German suplex on Bishop Kroft...
The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Jamison with only a few scattered boos audible...
Mike Jamison uses an enzuigiri on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison executes a T-Bone Suplex on Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a series of punches to the stomach...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with an Irish whip into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a piledriver...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison puts Bishop Kroft in a boot choke...
Scott Braski warns Mike Jamison to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Bishop Kroft ducks out of the way...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a shoulderblock to the midsection...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a kneelift...
Bishop Kroft goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison whips Bishop Kroft into the ropes, but Bishop Kroft reverses it...
Bishop Kroft goes for a bearhug, but Mike Jamison counters it with a punch...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with the Michinoku Driver...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with an atomic drop...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a backbreaker...
Bishop Kroft hits a running clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft uses a shoulderblock to the midsection on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, shoulder up...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a headbutt to the midsection...
Bishop Kroft is going for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Bishop Kroft gets a bearhug on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Mike Jamison is inching his way towards the ropes...
Mike Jamison reaches the ropes after holding out for 22 seconds...
Bishop Kroft kicks Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison punches Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft kicks Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison chops Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft hits a DDT on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft goes for a Samoan Drop, but Mike Jamison counters it with an elbowsmash...
Mike Jamison goes for a snapmare, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a double arm DDT...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft gets a bearhug on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison manages to grab the ropes after being locked up for 11 seconds...
Bishop Kroft goes for a bodyslam, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison whips Bishop Kroft into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with an elbow...
Bishop Kroft hits a short clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft goes for a headbutt to the midsection, but Mike Jamison counters it with a kneelift...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a series of kicks to the midsection...
Mike Jamison runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison goes for a neckbreaker drop, but Bishop Kroft reverses it...
Bishop Kroft hits a bulldog on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a bodyslam...
Bishop Kroft goes for a big boot, but Mike Jamison ducks out of the way...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a piledriver...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Mike Jamison executes a piledriver on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Jamison goes for a snapmare, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft goes for a short clothesline, but Mike Jamison counters it with a hiptoss...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a series of punches to the stomach...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Bishop Kroft breaks the hold after 11 seconds...
Bishop Kroft hits a headbutt to the midsection on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft misses with a kick...
Bishop Kroft misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a kick...
Mike Jamison hits a series of stomps in the corner on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a short clothesline...
Mike Jamison uses a series of kicks to the midsection on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Jamison goes for an irish whip into the turnbuckle, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a double arm DDT...
Bishop Kroft goes for a chokehold, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison punches Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison chops Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Mike Jamison punches Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft kicks Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft seemingly enjoys the boos...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a kick to the midsection...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a backbreaker...
Bishop Kroft sends Mike Jamison into the turnbuckle...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a bulldog...
Bishop Kroft seemingly enjoys the boos...
Bishop Kroft uses a backbreaker on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Bishop Kroft goes for a powerslam, but Mike Jamison counters it with a swinging neckbreaker...
Mike Jamison goes for a series of kicks to the chest, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft attempts to place Mike Jamison on the turnbuckle, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Mike Jamison kicks Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos...
Bishop Kroft attempts to place Mike Jamison on the turnbuckle, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Bishop Kroft hits a Samoan Drop on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes, but Mike Jamison reverses it...
Bishop Kroft misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison whips Bishop Kroft into the ropes...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with an elbow...
Mike Jamison hits a series of kicks to the midsection on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison goes for a snapmare, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft goes for a powerbomb, but Mike Jamison counters it with a small package hold...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mike Jamison goes for a piledriver, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft takes Mike Jamison down with a backbreaker...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a bodyslam...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a big boot...
Bishop Kroft acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, shoulder up...
Bishop Kroft shoves down Scott Braski...
Bishop Kroft knocks down Scott Braski...
Scott Braski is out cold...
Scott Braski is sporting a dazed look but is back on the job...
Bishop Kroft executes the Seed of Doubt on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft is starting to get more cheers than boos...
Bishop Kroft goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes, but Mike Jamison reverses it...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a shoulderblock...
Bishop Kroft goes for a legdrop, but Mike Jamison rolls out of the way...
Mike Jamison executes the Sharpshooter on Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft tries to escape the hold...
Bishop Kroft breaks the hold after 29 seconds...
Bishop Kroft locks Mike Jamison in a chokehold...
Scott Braski warns Bishop Kroft to let go...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, three, four...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison misses with a clothesline...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison goes for the Michinoku Driver, but Bishop Kroft blocks it...
Bishop Kroft goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Mike Jamison blocks it...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a short clothesline...
Knight Kroft enters the ring and hits Mike Jamison with a chair...
Mike Jamison is out cold...
Bishop Kroft executes a backbreaker on Mike Jamison...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft executes a running clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft uses a backdrop on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a short clothesline...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a bulldog...
The crowd is wildly cheering Bishop Kroft with only a few scattered boos audible...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Bishop Kroft...
The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Jamison with only a few scattered boos audible...
Mike Jamison covers Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a bulldog on Bishop Kroft...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a powerbomb...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, thr... kickout...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft executes a running clothesline on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft uses a backdrop on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a short clothesline...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a bulldog...
The crowd is wildly cheering Bishop Kroft with only a few scattered boos audible...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a neckbreaker drop on Bishop Kroft...
The crowd is wildly cheering Mike Jamison with only a few scattered boos audible...
Mike Jamison covers Bishop Kroft...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Mike Jamison uses a bulldog on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison hits a knife-edge chop on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison hits belly to belly suplex on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison hits Bishop Kroft with a T-Bone Suplex...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, kickout...
Mike Jamison throws Scott Braski into the ringpost...
Scott Braski is out cold...
Scott Braski is back on the job...
Mike Jamison hits a series of kicks to the chest on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison hits a series of punches to the stomach on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with a Samoan Drop...
Mike Jamison uses a series of punches to the stomach on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison takes Bishop Kroft down with belly to belly suplex...
Mike Jamison uses a Samoan Drop on Bishop Kroft...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with an irish whip into the turnbuckle...
Mike Jamison nails Bishop Kroft with a series of punches to the stomach...
The cheers for Mike Jamison are drowning out the boos...
Mike Jamison sends Bishop Kroft into the turnbuckle, but Bishop Kroft reverses it...
Bishop Kroft charges in with an avalanche in the corner...
Bishop Kroft executes the Seed of Doubt on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting...
Bishop Kroft goes for the pin...
Scott Braski counts: One, kickout...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a kick...
Bishop Kroft uses a legdrop on Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft goes for a full nelson, but Mike Jamison counters it with a go-behind...
Mike Jamison goes for an enzuigiri, but Bishop Kroft ducks out of the way...
Bishop Kroft hits Mike Jamison with a kneelift...
Bishop Kroft chops Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft kicks Mike Jamison...
Bishop Kroft punches Mike Jamison...
The crowd is wildly cheering Bishop Kroft with only a few scattered boos audible...
Bishop Kroft gets a bearhug on Mike Jamison...
Mike Jamison is valiantly trying to break the hold...
Mike Jamison gets ahold of the ropes after being trapped for 18 seconds...
Bishop Kroft runs into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a swinging neckbreaker...
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers...
Bishop Kroft whips Mike Jamison into the ropes...
Bishop Kroft misses with a clothesline...
Bishop Kroft nails Mike Jamison with a powerslam...
Scott Braski counts: One, two, in the ropes...
[DING! DING! DING!]
TM: What? What’s going on?
JT: I think I know...
SJD: Ladies and gentleman – I have been informed by the time keeper that the 20 minute time limit for this match has expired and therefore this match ends in a draw!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Winner and STILL IXWA Global Heavyweight Champion: Mike Jamison
Time of match: 0:20:00
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[Both Jamison and Kroft are hollering at the referee... Asking for him to allow the match to continue... Kroft is standing just feet away from Scott Braski yelling and pointing at him... Jamison scoops up his championship belt from the ring apron and drapes it over his shoulder before striding over to Kroft and pushing him physically out of the way... Jamison holds the championship belt up and laughs in the referees face...]
TM: Bad move on Jamison’s part!
JT: Huh?
TM: Kroft is furious!
[In the ring Bishop Kroft has an incensed look on his face as he waits for Mike Jamison to turn round... Knight Kroft has his head in his hands at ringside as he knows exactly what’s coming next... Bishop Kroft doesn’t have long to wait!]
TM: SEED OF DOUBT!!!!!
[As Jamison turns round to face Kroft he is greeted with a thunderous superkick which knocks him clean off his feet... Seconds later Kroft is kneeling next to Jamison and yelling at him!]
Cue: "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of?" by A Day to Remember
JT: Huh? What the-----
[Ryan Keys strides out onto the stage with the IXWA Light Heavyweight championship draped over his shoulder... He stands at the top of the ramp and looks down towards the ring where Bishop Kroft has picked up the IXWA Global Heavyweight Championship belt... Keys points towards the belt and then makes a motion saying that he will soon have it around his waist...]
"Ahem!"
[The XtremeTron flickers into life and shows Tiberius Nixon backstage in front of an IXWA logo...]
TN: Good evening gentlemen... Whilst Mike Jamison is having a little snooze in the middle of the ring - it seems that there are two young bucks making claim to being next in line for a title match... I won't lie - Bishop Kroft, you impressed me just now... You held the Global Heavyweight Champion to a time limit draw... That is impressive... But also - Ryan Keys, you beat THREE other champions in the same match and put one out of the IXWA indefinitely... That is also impressive... so - who should get the next title shot?
Half the crowd: RY-AN KEYS!
The other half: BISH-OP KROFT!
Half the crowd: RY-AN KEYS!
The other half: BISH-OP KROFT!
Half the crowd: RY-AN KEYS!
The other half: BISH-OP KROFT!
Half the crowd: RY-AN KEYS!
The other half: BISH-OP KROFT!
TN: You can't decide either? Well, I'll tell you what we are going to do... On the next 3 editions of Friday Night Beatdown - Ryan Keys will face Bishop Kroft in a best of 3 series with the winner of that going on to face Mike Jamison at Survival of the Fittest in March...
Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
TM: Oh good lord... The landscape of the IXWA shifted right before our very eyes...
JT: I like this Tiberius Nixon guy! He has some great ideas...
TM: Folks we are right out of time... So long and good night...
JT: Thank goodness for that... I need to pee...
[Beatdown goes off the air with Jamison just starting to come round as Kroft stands in the ring yelling obscenities at Keys at ringside...]
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